I got all as on my report card.
Yeah, that's nice.
You're, blocking the TV.
And guess what else?
I found your old report card
from when you were my age.
"C," "c," "c," "c" minus, "d."
I'm gonna put them both up on the fridge.
I'd offer you some of my lollipop,
but you already have 4 cavities.
What's it like to have a cavity?
Good golly. What is it, pumpkin?
My tooth!
It's your first loose tooth.
Finally!
Hey. You know, Haley who, when that tooth falls out,
the magical tooth fairy will come visit while you sleep
and leave a dollar under your pillow.
A dollar? Is that open for negotiation?
Whoo! A dragon tooth.
Occasions such as this make me glad I'm the tooth fairy.
Dr. Diente, could you pretty, pretty please
bring me a cup of dandelion tea?
I feel like celebrating.
Dr. Diente...
Sorry, boss. It's my turn to celebrate now.
What was your stupid command for this thing?
Well, abracadental.
Tooth minions, take her.
Un-hand me this minute.
Hello, my little dragon-fanged friend.
I've been waiting for you.
Dragon up!
Whoa!
Ya heard!
Jake! Get back to work!
Aw, man.
Daddy, it's bugging me!
Now, honey bun, the tooth will fall out
when the time comes.
You won't get that tooth out by pulling it.
I know. 'Cause it's not a regular tooth.
Yes, Haley. It is a drag
to have such a stubborn tooth.
It'll just have to fall out on its own.
Well, you just let me know when it does
so I can put in a call to the tooth fairy.
Hey! What the... I toasted it for you.
Haley, you little...
Jake, be patient with her.
She shouldn't even have dragon powers yet.
I had to wait till I was 13.
Well, girls mature faster than boys, honey.
Mommy... do girls always get better grades than boys, too?
Mommy, do girls always get better grades than boys, too?
Man, she thinks she's so perfect.
Yeah, she's perfect at wrecking my life.
I think we got something that's gonna cheer you up.
Yeah, yeah. Check it.
Trixie hooked us up with tickets
to the hip hop video awards.
My cousin lawanda...
Yeah, see, she plays volleyball
with the guy who brings bagels
to the girl who runs the sound check.
Yeah, yeah, and check this again.
Shaniqua chulavista is gonna sing her new hit single,
"baby, don't be frontin'."
What? Shaniqua c... In person?
Outside of my dreams?
Yo, sign me up!
Yo, yo. What's up, "g"?
What's up with all this magical mojo?
Spiritual house maintenance.
Re-enacting an ancient spell
from unwanted magical visitors.
What, is there some trouble around here?
'Cause you know I could just dragon on up
and kick me some serious, magical...
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Down, boy.
Trust me. If there were trouble going down in this city,
we'd know about it.
Day after day, I have to sit by
and watch you misuse your power.
You have unlimited access
and you break in aleave money?
That's not a very good business model, is it?!
Shamey, shamey shame on you, Dr. Diente.
Whatever you're up to, no good can come of it.
Good? Who said anything about good?
Do you know how long I've been biding my time,
sneaking teeth from your stash
to build my army of tooth minions?
Watching you give away millions
in dimes, quarters, dollars
to ungrateful, grimy, little brats!
Night after night after night after night!
You'll never get away with this.
Just watch me.
All I need is one dragon tooth.
Let's see.
Yes. Haley long.
No! You leave her alone.
That little girl's as precious as a butterfly
perched on a freshly bloomed...
Pa-pa-da-da-pa-pa.
Dump her in Jersey.
Yeah!
Can't talk now, moms. I'm getting ready for the show.
Trixie scores us some tix to the hip hop video awards.
Jake, you promised to babysit Haley
while your father and I go see catskills on ice, remember?
Hey! Nice wheels.
Jake, I need you to babysit Haley Friday night, ok?
That's right.
I'll do it. I'll d-d-do it.
Well, can't... can't someone else babysit?
What about grandpa?
That old guy who feeds the pigeons!
I'm sure grandpa, fu dog, and Esteban
besides, they aren't the ones who made a promise
but this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
And be a good role model to your little sister.
She looks up to you.
She's 2 feet tall. She looks up to everybody.
Have fun, kids.
You are totally harshing my gig.
I'm sorry you have to babysit me
and miss your once in a lifetime opportunity
to go to the hip hop video awards.
Want me to cheer you up with a little chopin?
Why couldn't I have been an only child?
Tooth minions, it is time.
Seize the little girl.
What? It's... it's some kind of shield.
Tooth minions, pull back.
You know, Jake, I feel it's my duty as your little sister
to remind you of the house rules.
No eating in the living room.
No feet on the coffee table.
And no answering the door to strangers.
You're what?!
You can't stay home.
The hip hop video awards
are a once in a lifetime op, dude.
If you miss this, you'll never forgive yourself.
You'll be in the old folks home
all old and so full of regret,
there won't even be room inside
for, like, prunes or dust or...
I promised to babysit.
Here. Now I know you probably can't get her autograph,
but maybe some of Shaniqua's sweat will land on it.
You're gonna get sweat on it live and direct.
We just gonna take turns watching Haley.
Ain't no thing but a chicken wing.
You guys would do that for me?
Well...
Course, bro. We totally got your back.
You guys rock!
Ok. Synchronized?
Greenwich mean time.
See ya in 20.
Don't worry about a thing, bro.
Trixie and I will totally keep Haley in one piece.
He's right. Who cares if I'm not there?
Between Trixie, spud, and gramp's magical mojo,
what could go wrong?
So that's it.
Some sort of spell.
That little girl has to come out sooner or later,
and when she does, We'll make our move.
Bring on the f-zunk, New York City!
Yo, it be the third annual hip hop video awards.
Wanna see my loose tooth?
No, I do not wanna see your nasty, old too...
You're gonna get some serious cha-ching for that one.
Hey, yo, spud, check it out.
My mom says I have to wait till it falls out on its own.
Parents always say that.
You want this baby out, little mama?
Then let's do this.
On 3.1... 2... 3.
Yo, what's up with these roots?
No worries.
We're totally on this.
Tooth, you're going down!
You hear me? I'm bringing you down to Chinatown!
Um, I don't think this is a proper method of safe tooth removal.
Hey, hey, hey. Trust mama Trixie
and hold still, will you?
Ready?
Set... slam!
Spud, you sure about this?
I'm confident.
Let her rip!
Whoa! Whoa!
We in trouble now.
You have to be the tooth.
Visualize yourself falling.
Say, "I am free."
I am free.
Now reach deep inside yourself and harness the fire within.
Aah! Get it off me!
Get it off me! It burns!
Aah! Ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh!
Whoa.
You are seriously in tune with your inner fire.
You should rent yourself out for parties.
Haley's loose tooth was buggin' her.
Yeah. We'll be back in 20 minutes.
What? But, what? Haley!
What is going on in there?
Trixie told me that hockey players always lose their teeth.
Let's brawl!
Will you just... Take it outside?
Ok, but mom says I'm not allowed outside after dark.
And don't forget homies, coming up next,
Jaron MacArthur's gonna bust a move
with his number one hit, "baby, baby, baby, baby, baby."
Baby.
It's the dragon! Get her!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing out here?
So the tooth fairy gives me the cha-ching.
The tooth fairy doesn't leave cha-ching
for hockey players.
It's a whole union thing.
Actually, the tooth fairy won't be leaving cha-ching for anyone.
Somebody, help!
Ok, go to your happy place.
Cool. Only 2 more bands to go until Shaniqua!
Wait. Isn't it your turn to watch Haley?
Sorry. Momentary lapse of reason
due to sudden onset of adolescent hormonal influx.
See ya.
Only one more band till Shaniqua rocks the hizzy for shizzy.
See, Jake? I told you watching Haley
wouldn't be nothing but a chicken wing.
Haley!
Hi, guys. Where've you been?
Yo, yo, y'all. Get ready to shake your booties 'cause up next,
we got the one, the only, Shaniqua chulavista.
Aah! Shaniqua!
I gotta see this!
Nuh. Wait a minute. You ain't goin' nowhere, homeboy.
I gotta see this, too.
No way. I'm watching Shaniqua.
Me, too. Me, too.
Me, too!
Tooth minions, after them!
Yo, wait up, guys.
Eye of the dragon.
Well, hey. Hey, Trixie, spud,
um, I think something's stuck in my wheel.
You guys better go on without me.
Haley, go with Trixie and spud.
No. I'm gonna stay.
Should sort this thing out yourselves.
Make it quick, dude.
Shaniqua's going on in 15.
All right, whoever you are or whatever you are.
Bring it on.
Boy, you dudes are gonna be sorry
you're keeping me from the show.
You know, I really think
we should've stayed home tonight.
Haley, I know what I'm doing.
Just sit still.
And no dragon stuff.
Dragon up.
Ha!
Yeah! Ha! You know it. Ain't no thing but a chicken wing.
Whoo. What? What?
What the... Ha. Ha.
Hyah!
Huah.
How ya like me now, you freaky tooth dudes?
Jake, you're wearing ladies' underwear.
Yeah, I know
'cause it's part of my mackdaddy thing, yo.
What are you?
I-s-t-i-c. Your turn.
Leprechaunistic? That is not a word.
Yep. Right between leprechaunilicious and leprechauntastic.
Ay ya. This is the last time
I play word-a-cross with an elfin dictionary.
Yeah, yeah. Go sell it somewhere else. We're stocked up here.
Tooth fairy?
T.f., is that you?
Sweet stars in heaven.
Things have gone to h-e-double hockey sticks
fu dog, I did not realize you knew the tooth fairy.
I had to sell her my left molar when I lost a bet.
Heh, never mind.
Like I dragged my mangled body all the way from Jersey
after almost being crushed to death at a junkyard?
Sure, let's go with that.
Listen to me. My assistant betrayed me.
He stole my wand.
He's after a little girl's dragon tooth.
Haley!
What, y'all ain't had enough yet?
Whoo!
Jake, behind you!
Wa-ha!
Ya. Uah.
Hyah!
Now that's how you handle some real dragon business, Haley.
Ya heard?
Haley... Haley! Where are you?
Yo, yo, Haley, if this is a joke...
Kid, where's Haley?
I was supposed to be watching her, but...
Who are they? What did they want with Haley?
A dragon tooth has mighty powers.
According to legend, if anyone plants a dragon tooth in soil,
unspeakable evils will be unleashed upon the earth.
Hi, I'm the tooth fairy.
Where's Haley?
I'm guessing they took her back
to my two-la-la-la-lair. Follow me.
So you're a dentist?
My dentist always gives me free toothbrushes.
Plus, he never puts me in a cage.
The kind that is going to get back every dollar
that fool tooth fairy gave away.
As soon as I plant your precious dragon tooth,
I'll be unstoppable.
Um, just so you know, my big brother's gonna kick your behind.
Your brother?
Where's your brother now, little girl?
From what I hear, he'd rather be an only child.
After all, it is his fault you're here in the first place.
Now, be a good, little brat...
Why, you little... Hyah!
Sorry, diente, but... crumb.
If I'd known I was going to have guests,
I would've straightened up the place.
Grandpa!
Hyah!
Unh!
Tooth minions, attack.
Whoa. Haley.
Jake, you came.
Hey, let go of me.
Whoa!
A dragon tooth.
I have been waiting to do this...
And I've been waiting to do this.
Huah. Wah.
How do you like that?
Whoo-hoo.
I think this doctor's gonna need a doctor.
Ooh, the giggle is up, diente.
Fine, but who needs a wand
when you have the tooth of a dragon?
At last.
The legend of dragon tooth
will be the stuff of legends no more.
Whoa!
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm off to recoup some of your idiotic losses, fairy.
Just in case I need a few extra dragon teeth...
Come here, you.
Help!
Look, you can keep your money.
Just give me back my sister.
Jake!
Ha ha! Y'all better call in the vultures
'cause this cowboy's goin' down.
My bad.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!
Haley, the cable.
Bite through it.
Use your dragon teeth.
Dragon up!
Jake, I can't.
Girls mature faster than boys, remember?
Haley, now. You can do it.
Yeah!
Jake!
But I got a little sister to save.
Ya!
Let's get this under your pillow
before the tooth fairy comes?
Hurry!
My goodness. I'm glad to be home.
Jake, what in the name
of Nicholas nickleby went on here?
You were supposed to be in charge of...
Jake told me not to, um, rip the door off its hinges
or break the ceiling fan,
and, um, spray the fire extinguishers everywhere,
but I didn't listen to him.
W-... Sorry.
Pumpkin, you lost your first tooth.
Camera! Get the camera!
Here. You should wake up with a 20 under your pillow
it was worth it to be rescued by the American dragon.
Thanks for missing Shaniqua to save me.
Nah, I'm sure I didn't miss much.
Yeah!
You rock, Shaniqua!
You rock! Shaniqua!
Pass the sparklin' cider, girl!
Aw, yeah!