[GRUNTING]
[COOING]
[GROWLS]
[COOING]
[THUNDER]
[COOING]
[HELICOPTER]
AAH!
REV 'EM UP, BOYS.
ONLY 2 MORE CHOPPING DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS.
[CRYING]
[GRUNTING]
[CRYING]
[ROARING]
WHOA, HO HO HO HO.
A TRIBE OF ANGRY SASQUATCHES AIN'T PRETTY
AND IT'S GOING TO GET A LOT UGLIER
IF THEY DON'T FIND THAT LITTLE FUZZ BALL.
OH! HEY THERE, KIDS.
IF YOU HAVEN'T GUESSED BY NOW,
THIS IS THE AMERICAN DRAGON HOKEY HOLIDAY SPECIAL.
LIKE ALL HOLIDAY SPECIALS,
IT'S ABOUT FAMILY, TOGETHERNESS,
BLA BLA BLA, AND ALL THAT OTHER SAPPY GARBAGE.
OK. LET'S GET ON WITH THE MAIN TITLES
BEFORE I HURL EGGNOG ALL OVER THE SNOW RIGHT HERE.
♪ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ♪
♪ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ♪
♪ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ♪
♪ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
♪ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ♪
♪ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ♪
♪ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ♪
♪ A REAL LIVE WIRE ♪
♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
♪ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
♪ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ♪
♪ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ♪
♪ HIS DESTINY, WHAT'S UP, G? ♪
♪ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ♪
♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
♪ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ♪
♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
♪ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ♪
♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
OK. SO...
'TIS THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
AND I KNOW 2 GUYS HAVING A ROUGHER MORNING THAN ME.
[COOING]
ANOTHER BABE IN THE WOODS
JUST WOKE UP ALONE IN THE BIG CITY.
[COOING]
AND ACROSS TOWN,
SURE, HE LOOKS PEACEFUL NOW,
BUT JUST WAIT FOR THE... [COW MOOING]
NO!
[MOOING]
AW, MAN.
EVERY YEAR.
RISE AND SHINE, MY FESTIVE FAMILY.
MOO-EY CHRISTMAS ALL.
IT'S TIME TO CRANK UP THE HOLIDAY HO HO METER.
OH, COME ON, DAD.
JUST FOR ONCE,
CAN'T WE DO CHRISTMAS WITH SOME FRESH BEATS?
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] ♪ WE'RE TALKING HO HO HO ♪
♪ WE'RE TALKING YO YO YO ♪
♪ MY HOMIES AND MY HONIES AND SOME MISTLETOE ♪
♪ WE'RE ROLLING DOWN BROADWAY ♪
♪ LIKE A JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪
♪ BUT IF SANTA RIDES BY ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO JACK HIS SLEIGH ♪
AH, AH, AH, AH.
SORRY, JAKE A ROONIE ROO,
BUT JINGLE BELLS BARNYARD IS A FAMILY TRADITION.
JUMPIN' JACK FROST, IT IS SNOWING.
MY RECORD!
WHAT HAPPENED?
UM... LIGHTNING?
DON'T WORRY, DADDY.
I'll DOWNLOAD A REPLACEMENT.
LEGALLY, OF COURSE.
I GOT IT!
♪ OINK, OINK BELLS ♪
♪ OINK, OINK ALL THE OINK ♪
JAKE, YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR SPECIAL CHRISTMAS SWEATER.
DO I HAVE TO?
OH, SWEET MOTHER OF MISTLETOE, SON.
IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION.
I KNOW BUT THIS YEAR, WHAT SAY,
WE TRY OUT SOME NEW FAMILY TRADITIONS?
WHY, SON?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUPER DUPER ONES WE HAVE NOW?
UH... NOBODY ELSE IS GOING TO SEE THIS, RIGHT?
JUST FAMILY AND 500 OF OUR CLOSEST FRIENDS.
OK, EVERYBODY, HIT YOUR NOSES.
SO, CHECK IT THIS YEAR,
I SAY WE GO LONG FAMILY CHRISTMAS, THE REMIX.
OUT WITH THE OLD TRADITIONS
AND IN WITH US HITTIN' THE HOLIDAY BLOCK PARTY.
IT'S GOING TO BE OFF THE HOOK.
OH, OH, A BLOCK PARTY.
THAT SOUNDS PERFECT.
IT DOES?
SURE.
FOR SOME PERIOD COSTUME CHRISTMAS CAROLING.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
NOT THE CAROLING.
I GET TO PLAY THE LITTLEST ANGEL.
IT'S LIKE ART IMITATING LIFE.
PERK UP, KIDDO.
IT'S THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
YOU MUST HAVE THE SADDEST FACE IN THE CITY.
[COOS]
[GURGLES]
[SCREAMING]
♪ 4 CALLING BIRDS ♪
♪ 3 FRENCH HENS ♪
♪ 2 TURTLE DOVES ♪
AND YOU KNOW, A BIRD AND STUFF.
[MAN COUGHS]
[FEEDBACK]
YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO!
EVERYBODY, SHAKE YOUR PRESENTS
LIKE YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT SANTA GOT YA.
IT'S A HIP-HOP HOLIDAY, YO!
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
KNOCK OFF YOUR NOISE POLLUTION
OR I WILL HAVE YOU ALL TOASTED
LIKE A CHRISTMAS SCHNOCKEN STREUDEL!
WHAT WOULD?
WOW!
HE SEEMS REALLY MAD.
I TOLD YOU YOU WERE OFF-KEY.
THE NERVE OF SOME.
Announcer: THE ESCAPED ZOO MONKEY.
WITNESSES SAY THE BABY GORILLA APPARENTLY VANISHED
RIGHT AFTER THIS FOOTAGE WAS TAKEN.
GORILLA, MY LEDERHOSEN.
THAT BABY IS A SASQUATCH AND I AM GOING TO PROVE IT.
WELL, THAT WAS JUST THE RIGHT SHOT
OF HOLIDAY SPIRIT TRIXIE AND I NEEDED.
RIGHT, BABY?
WHATEVER.
MOM, WE GOT TO GET TO THE STORE FOR DAD'S EGGNOG.
YOUR DAD? THE COLONEL'S HOME?
HONEY, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
YOUR FATHER JUST CAN'T MAKE IT.
HE'LL BE HERE FOR NEW YEAR'S. I PROMISE.
BUT IT'S JUST NOT CHRISTMAS WITHOUT DAD.
HANK AND THE OTHER PILOTS ARE STILL STUCK IN GREENLAND,
UNLESS THEY CAN DE-ICE HIS PLANE BY TONIGHT.
HO HO! SHALOM!
HAPPY KWANZAA, CHRISTMAS,
HANUKKAH. AND BLANASTAVIA FIG HARVEST!
SPUD, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
FESTIVE, IS IT NOT?
BETWEEN ALL MY COUSINS, AUNTS, AND UNCLES,
I GOT RELATIVES OBSERVING EVERY MAJOR HOLIDAY.
TRANSLATION... MORE GIFTS AND SNACKALICIOUS TREATS FOR MOI.
WHO'S HUNGRY?
I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE COINS,
FIGGY PUDDING, AND NANA SPUDINSKI'S FAMOUS FRUITCAKE.
THAT FRUITCAKE LOOKS LIKE A FOOTBALL.
TASTES LIKE ONE, TOO.
THE HOLIDAYS RULE.
NOW, LET'S GO A-CAROLING.
♪ WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
♪ AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪
WELL DONE.
FESTIVE YET MELANCHOLY.
YEAH! WE ROCK.
I SMELL AN ENCORE.
NO!
I MEAN, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GO BEFORE YOU CATCH MY COLD.
ACHOO!
JAKE, I MUST SPEAK WITH YOU.
POPS, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO CAROL OUTSIDE
WHILE WE HELP GRAMPS GET BACK TO BED?
GOOD CALL, SON.
HEY, BUT DON'T DILLY DALLY, OK?
THE TRADITION TRAIN IS PULLING OUT OF THE STATION.
CHUGA CHUGA WHOO WHOO!
A SASQUATCH IN NEW YORK?
HOW?
SASQUATCHS ARE PEACEFUL BY NATURE,
BUT THEY'LL TEAR THIS CITY APART
IF THEY THINK IT WILL HELP THEM FIND THEIR LOST BABY.
DON'T SWEAT IT, G.
I'll FIND THE LITTLE GUY.
ACCORDING TO THE SNOW SPRITES,
THE BABY'S TRACKS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED AROUND THE MALL.
YOU MUST RETURN IT TO ITS TRIBE
IF WE HOPE TO AVOID A DISASTER.
ACHOO!
TIME TO HEAVE HO, HO HO HOERS.
HEY, POP, YOU MIND IF WE WRAP UP THE CAROLING
AND HIT THE MALL INSTEAD?
THE MALL?
WHY, JAKE, IT IS LIKE YOU UNWRAPPED MY BRAIN
AND SAW MY MIND.
THIS IS SO NOT WHAT I MEANT.
[CLICK]
HEY, JAKE!
WHY DON'T YOU ASK SANTA FOR SOME DIAPERS?
HA HA HA HA!
OH, MAN.
COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE, MRS. SASQUATCH!
[BELCH]
YOUR SPECIAL CLOAKING POWERS ARE NO MATCH
AGAINST THE WITS OF A TRAINED MYTHO-BIOLOGIST.
HMM.
THE BEAST IS CLOSE.
TIME TO LURE HIM OUT WITH THE SPECIAL SASQUATCH MATING CALL.
[BLASTING]
[SPEAKS GERMAN]
GET THEM OFF! OH, GET THEM OFF!
OFF! OFF! OFF!
[EATING]
OH, COME ON, JAKE.
DON'T BE SHY.
TELL SANTA WHAT YOU WANT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
TO GET AWAY FROM MY WACKED FAMILY
AND THEIR STUPID TRADITIONS!
[SQUEAK]
HUH?
OH, SO YOU'RE JUST TOO COOLIE COOL FOR YOUR OWN FAMILY.
RIGHT, JAKE?
DAD, LOOK.
I WANT YOU TO DECIDE
RIGHT NOW, MR. COOLIE PANTS.
HOW DO YOU WANT TO SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE?
HONORING OUR TRADITIONS
AND CREATING SPECIAL FAMILY MOMENTS
OR CRUNKING THE NIGHT AWAY AT SOME HIPPY HOPPY BLOCK PARTY?
WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, MISTER?
[KNOCKING]
[SQUEAKING]
LOOK!
SORRY, DAD.
I GOT TO GO.
WELL, THAT SURE DIDN'T GO HOW I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
JAKE, YOU AIN'T HAVE TO GO OFF ON POPPA DOG LIKE THAT.
AT LEAST YOUR DAD'S AROUND FOR CHRISTMAS.
THAT IS SO NOT THE SPIRIT
OF THE BLANASTAVIAN FIG HARVEST.
YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND.
EVERY YEAR IT'S THE SAME STUPID...
HOLD UP.
OK.
HE'S ALL OURS.
JUST KEEP IT SLOW AND CALM AND WE GOT HIM.
YOU ARE MINE NOW, SASQUATCH.
HEY!
I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A SASQUATCH ON TV.
[SCREAMS]
THERE IT GOES!
WAIT! OH!
OH!
OH, MAN.
OH, YOU'RE BACK.
WELL, LET ME CATCH YOU UP.
THROUGH THE GIFT OF SONG.
♪ OH, BABY SASQUATCH IS RUNNING ♪
♪ THE HUNTS YAHOOS ARE CHASING ♪
♪ OH, OH ♪
♪ BUT RATWOOD'S TRACKING IS SOMEWHAT LESS THAN AMAZING ♪
♪ JAKE'S CREW IS ON THE HUNT ♪
♪ BUT THEY'RE LOSING THE TRAIL AND ♪
[COUGHING, MUMBLING]
[GRUNTS]
SWEET SANTA'S DREIDEL!
THE TRACKS JUST DISAPPEARED.
GUESS I WON'T BE THE ONLY ONE
NOT SPENDING THE HOLIDAYS WITH THEIR POPS.
CHEER UP, TRIX. HAVE A CHOCOLATE COIN.
MM-MMM. IT PUTS THE CHOCOLATE IN CHANUKAH.
[GRUNTS]
IT'S BABY!
IT'S GOT TO BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
[CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING]
MAN, AND I THOUGHT JINGLE BELLS BARNYARD WAS ANNOYING.
OH, DID YOU NOW?
DAD! MOM!
HALEY!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
WE'RE BUYING BRITTLE
TO LEAVE ON THE ROOF FOR SANTA'S REINDEER.
WELL, IT'S A CHRISTMAS TRADITION,
BUT I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT WACK.
RIGHT, SON? HONEY.
MAYBE JAKE CAME HERE TO APOLOGIZE FOR RUINING CHRISTMAS.
ME?
LOOK, I AM SORRY.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO CUT DOWN ON THE LAMENESS FACTOR.
THAT'S ALL. I REALLY...
GET YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF ME!
REALLY GOT TO GO.
EAR OF THE DRAGON.
NO! WAIT! I CAN EXPLAIN.
YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE SPREADING RAW MEAT
ALL OVER THE SECOND FLOOR?
I THOUGHT IT WAS TINSEL?
GUYS, SPREAD OUT.
HE'S SOMEWHERE ON THE SECOND FLOOR.
AAAH!
[CRASH]
I THINK I JUST FOUND RATWOOD'S BAIT.
YUCK!
AND I JUST FOUND THE BABY.
HAIRY WHITE ONE ON THE RIGHT.
I WANT THE HAIRY WHITE ONE!
IT'S MY TOY!
MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!
HEY, LOOK! HE'S GETTING AWAY!
SO IF WE CAN'T GET THE SASQUATCH
FOR THE HUNTSMAN'S PRESENT,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
BETTY BUNSEN BROWNIE BURNER OR...
POTATO PATCH BUDDY?
OH, THE BETTY BUNSEN.
NO CONTEST.
[SCREAMING]
OH!
CHECK IT OUT! THE SASQUATCH.
NOW WHAT?
HOLD UP A SECOND. LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS.
IF YOU WERE A SCARED LITTLE BABY,
YOU'D BE LOOKING FOR A SHELTER THAT FELT LIKE HOME. RIGHT?
SO, WHERE DO SASQUATCHES LIVE?
HMM.
SASQACHUAN?
[RIM SHOT]
THANK YOU. I'll BE HERE ALL WEEK.
THEY LIVE IN THE TREES.
WE HAVE TO GO POKE AROUND EVERY TREE IN CENTRAL PARK?
HE'S A BIGFOOT, JAKE.
THE TREES IN CENTRAL PARK ARE WAY TOO SMALL.
HE'D WANT TO LIVE IN SOMETHING...
BIGGER.
TRIX, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
COME ON.
[CHEERING]
Crowd: AND 5, 4... WE'RE TOO LATE. LOOK!
Crowd: 3, 2, 1!
[SCREAMING]
NO!
YEE-HAW!
GOTCHA!
[GURGLES]
[SCREECHING]
NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL A WICKED, SWEET RIDE.
YEAH. OLD SANTY CLAUS HOOKED US UP REAL GOOD.
2 HUNTS LOSERS ARE A LOT EASIER
TO CATCH THAN ONE BABY SASQUATCH.
BELIEVE ME, IT COULD BE WORSE.
[ROARING]
[SCREAMING]
SWEET MOTHER OF LaMANCHA.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
AW, MAN.
[GROWLING]
DRAGON UP.
HANG TIGHT, GUYS.
LET ME TALK TO 'EM.
[GRUNTS]
DRAGON?
AAH!
Jake: YO!
HEY, AIRBALLS!
All: HUH?
WE'RE GOING TO FIND YOUR LITTLE GUY,
BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CHILL
ON THE SMASH AND CRASH. YOU FEEL ME?
[GRUNTING]
[GROWLING]
HUH?
WHOA!
UH, JAKIE, THEY AIN'T FEELING YOU.
[GROWLING]
OK. SO LET'S HEAR OUR OTHER OPTIONS.
WELL, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH OF MY NANA'S FRUITCAKE TO GO AROUND,
SO I GUESS I'll JUST HAVE TO KEEP THEM OCCUPIED.
SPUD ON ICE.
WAZZA!
AND JAZZ HANDS.
[GROWLING]
OUCH! TOUGH CROWD.
[GRUNTING]
WOULD YOU MIND CONTROLLING THAT LITTLE HAIR TORNADO BACK THERE?
ME? MAN, WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR...
GET YOUR SORRY... DRAGONS!
OH, LET'S SEE HOW HE LIKES THESE CHRISTMAS GOODIES.
TAKE THAT AND THAT
AND A LITTLE BIT OF THAT THERE!
[BEEP] WHAT THE...
WE GOT US A CHRISTMAS TWO-FER.
THE HUNTSMAN'S GONNA... [SCREAMING]
[GRUNTING]
HEY, THE CHINESE NEW YEAR NUMBER
ISN'T UNTIL LATER BUT KEEP DANCING.
THE AUDIENCE WILL NEVER KNOW.
[JINGLE BELLS PLAYING]
OOH!
SUDDENLY, I'M REALLY MISSING THAT REINDEER SWEATER.
AAH!
THAT WAS SOME WORLD-CLASS SKATING.
HOW ARE THEY NOT IMPRESSED BY THAT?
HOLD FAST!
I GOT AN IDEA!
HEY, YO, HAIRBALL.
I'VE GOT YOUR BABY.
[GROWLS]
TRIXIE, I THINK THIS IS A REALLY BAD IDEA.
[GROWLING]
WELL, YOU BETTER COME ON!
YAAH!
[NEIGH]
JAKIE, WHATEVER YOU DOIN', YOU BETTER DO IT FASTER.
WE'RE APPROACHING THE RENDEZVOUS POINT.
MAN, SEND US A HELICOPTER
'CAUSE WE JUST GOT US A BIG FOOT.
[GROWLING]
COME ON, JAKIE.
WHERE YOU AT, BOY?
YEE-HAW!
WHOA! THEY DON'T COME ANY CLOSER THAN...
WHOA!
EVERYBODY OK?
[GROWLING]
THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REALLY HAIRY AROUND HERE.
[BEEP]
[CRYING]
[GROWLING]
[BEEP]
[GRUNTS]
UHH!
WHAT HAPPENED?
STUN-RAYED.
CAN'T MOVE.
NOSE ITCHES.
[GROWLING]
OK, THEN.
TIME TO SHOW THESE HOT SCROOGES
WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT.
NANA SPUDINSKI'S FRUITCAKE.
UHH!
[SCREAMING]
[CRYING]
[GROWLING]
TAKE THE BABY!
HUH?
[SCREAMING]
GOT YA.
[GRUNTING]
[COOING]
[GRUNTING]
HERE YOU GO.
SAFE AND SOUND.
[GRUNTING]
OH, MAN.
THEY'RE COMING BACK,
AND I'M COMPLETELY OUT OF FRUITCAKE.
[COOING]
UH, THANKS.
[COOING]
TRIX, YOU OK?
YEAH.
I'M JUST HAPPY SOMEBODY
GOT TO BE WITH HIS FAMILY ON CHRISTMAS.
HEY! COME ON NOW.
EGGNOG SMOOTHIES ON ME. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
I HATE EGGNOG.
WHAT?
4 HOURS AGO,
YOU WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT DRINKING EGGNOG WITH YOUR DAD.
I KNOW, BUT I NEVER SAID I LIKED DRINKING IT.
OOH, AND THE SMELL, PLAYA, PLEASE.
BUT MY DADDY LOVES THAT NASTY STUFF,
SO EVERY YEAR, WE MAKE IT TOGETHER.
IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF...
FAMILY TRADITION.
COME ON, TRIX, LET'S GET YOU HOME.
I GOT TO GO OUT
AND TAKE CARE OF ONE LAST CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
COULD YOU DRIVE ME OUT FIRST THOUGH, JAKE?
I GOT TO MEET MY FOLKS FOR THE HOLIDAY FIG FEAST.
HUH?
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY GIRL.
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
I GOT STARTED ON THE EGGNOG WITHOUT YOU.
DADDY!
BUT YOUR PLANE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ICED IN AT THE BASE IN GREENLAND.
HOW DID YOU... IT WAS THE STRANGEST THING.
ONE MINUTE, THE PLANE WAS FROZEN.
THE NEXT MINUTE, SOMETHING FLEW OVER THE BASE
AND MELTED ALL THE ICE AWAY.
NOW, I NEVER KNEW SANTA'S REINDEER COULD BREATHE FIRE.
THANKS, JAKIE.
SO, HOW AM I DOING SO FAR?
OH, YEAH.
NOW THAT IS DELICIOUS.
YOU GUYS REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR ME TO PUT THE STAR ON.
SURE, WE DID.
IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION.
SORRY I WAS SUCH A GROUCH YESTERDAY.
AND I'M SORRY IF YOU FEEL
OUR TRADITIONS ARE A LITTLE,
OH, HOW DID YOU PUT IT, WACK?
THEY'RE NOT WACK.
OK. MAYBE THEY ARE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY'RE OUR WACK TRADITIONS.
LET'S OPEN PRESENTS.
YAY!
YOU KNOW, I GUESS IT WOULDN'T HURT
TO SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT.
HEY! HOW ABOUT WE FIND SOMETHING
OTHER THAN BARNYARD JINGLES TO LISTEN TO?
FOR REAL?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER.
[SQUEAKING]
IT'S JUNGLE JINGLE BELLS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
OH, MAN!
[GURGLING]
AH!
DID I TELL YOU A STORY SWEET AND SAPPY ENOUGH
TO PUT ON YOUR CHRISTMAS PANCAKES JUST LIKE EGGNOG.
BLAH!
THAT'S VILE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS.
NEW FROM FOO DOG RECORDS.
IT'S THE SASQUATCH FAMILY CROONER'S HOLIDAY SING-A-LONG.
[GROWLING]
THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS.
YOU'LL GET ALL YOUR FAVORITES LIKE DECK THE HALLS.
[GROWLING]
GOOD KING WENCESLAS.
[GROWLING]
AND, UH, SILENT NIGHT.
[GROWLING]