[BELL RINGING]
I'M TELLING YOU, TRIX.
IT'S FOOLPROOF.
HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S FOOLPROOF?
LOVER MOUTH OVER HERE JUST SIGNED HIMSELF UP
FOR THE HOMECOMING FLOAT COMMITTEE
SO HE COULD PLANT BIG, SLOCHACHO ON STACEY.
IT'S ALL PLANNED OUT. OBSERVE.
STEP ONE, STACEY AND I SIGN UP FOR FLOAT COMMITTEE.
STEP TWO, FLOAT COMMITTEE
HAS ACCESS TO THE PROPS STORAGE LOCKER,
OR AS IT'S KNOWN AROUND SCHOOL,
THE KISSY KISSY CLOSET.
STEP 3, STACEY AND I END UP ALONE IN SAID CLOSET
AND PROCEED WITH SAID KISSY KISSIES.
UH, QUESTION...
WHY WOULD STACEY KISSY KISSY YOU IF SHE HATES YOU?
OH, STACEY, WON'T KNOW IT'S ME ON ACCOUNT OF...
[LATIN AMERICAN ACCENT] IT WILL BE DARK,
AND I'll BE TALKING LIKE THIS.
LIKE MY GREAT AUNTIE LATOYA?
LIKE REYNALDO, THE STRAPPING
ARGENTINEAN EXCHANGE STUDENT.
I'M JUST SAYING, YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS
JUST TO GET UP IN SOME GUY'S...
OH, ONE SIDE, SPUDINSKI.
TRIXIE'S MANDAR HAS LOCKED ON!
HEY, THERE, KYLE.
YOU SIGNING UP FOR THE FLOAT COMMITTEE, TOO?
MM. WHAT A COINKYDINKY, DON'T YOU THINKY, HMM?
SORRY. I... OH. HEY, ROSE.
HEY, YOURSELF. HAPPY HOMECOMING.
SO HOW'S IT GOING?
I MEAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE.
WE SAW EACH OTHER LAST WEEK
WHEN WE STOPPED THE HUNTSMAN FROM...
THAT WAS HUNTSGIRL. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU.
JAKE, WE AGREED TO KEEP THINGS
STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL BETWEEN US, REMEMBER?
YEAH. WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER BEING PART OF THAT AGREEMENT.
I'M SORRY, REALLY, BUT THIS IS THE WAY IT HAS TO BE.
I'll, UH, SEE YOU AROUND, OK?
YOU BET YOUR AURAS YOU WILL.
THE BALLOTS HAVE BEEN TALLIED,
AND YOU TWO HAVE BEEN NOMINATED
FOR HOMECOMING KING AND QUEEN.
EXCUSE ME? SAY WHAT NOW?
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT THE HOMECOMING BALL
ON FRIDAY.
ISN'T THAT GROOVY?
HOMECOMING BALL?
KING AND QUEEN?
GROOVY. GROOVY!
♪ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ♪
♪ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ♪
♪ HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ♪
♪ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ♪
♪ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
♪ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ♪
♪ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ♪
♪ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNING DRAGON FIRE ♪
♪ A REAL LIVEWIRE ♪
♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
♪ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
♪ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTING FASTER ♪
♪ WITH GRANDPA THE MASTER ♪
♪ HIS DESTINY WALKS UP STREETS ♪
♪ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ♪
♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
♪ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ♪
♪ IT'S MY DESTINY ♪
♪ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE NYC ♪
♪ YOU HEARD? ♪ ♪ HEY ♪
♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
♪ YOWW ♪
WOW. YOU AND ME UP FOR KING AND QUEEN.
THAT'S... UNEXPECTED, HUH?
ROYALLY, BUT THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.
[BEEPING]
IT'S GONNA HAVE TO WAIT. IT'S THE HUNTSCLAN.
THEY'VE FOUND THE LAST MISSING AZTEC SKULL.
IT'S IN AN AZTEC EXHIBIT IN THE CENTRAL PARK ZOO.
HYAH!
[GRUNTING]
GOT IT, MASTER!
EXCELLENT. ONCE ALL 13 SKULLS ARE YOU UNITED,
I SHALL FINALLY HAVE THE POWER TO WIPE MAGICAL CREATURES
FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
OH. WHAT'S THE MATTER, MONKEY MAN?
YOU WANT SOME BANANA-WANA?
PSYCHE!
THAT'S BANANAS! YOU GET IT, YOU GET IT?
BANANAS?
Huntsman: SILENCE!
KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT AND YOUR EYES OPEN.
LATELY, IT SEEMS THE AMERICAN DRAGON
HAS KNOWN OUR EVERY MOVE.
Jake: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
UNH!
DESTROY THE DRAGON!
DRA... DRA... DRA... DRAGON!
THIS ONE'S MINE, MASTER.
HYAH!
UNH! OHH!
UNH!
JAKE, 88 AND 89 ARE GETTING AWAY WITH THE SKULL.
THEY WON'T GET FAR. FU DOG'S GUARDING THE REAR EXIT.
I'D BETTER GET OUT THERE.
THE HUNTSMAN'S BEEN GETTING SUSPICIOUS.
ROSE, JUST THINK ABOUT HOMECOMING.
THE TWO OF US AS KING AND QUEEN,
IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD.
WE'LL TALK TOMORROW, OK?
CHECK IT, 89. WE GOT THE SKULL!
♪ WE'RE SO COOL AND SUPERFLY ♪
♪ DRAGON'S GOT NO ALIBI ♪
♪ THEY UGLY, THAT'S RIGHT ♪
♪ THEY U-G-L-Y, UG... ♪
AAH! AAH!
I'll TAKE THAT.
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BONEHEADED MOVE.
HEH HEH HEH!
Jake: SO HOW EXACTLY DO THESE SKULL THINGIES WORK AGAIN?
WHOEVER POSSESS ALL 13 IS GRANTED ONE IRREVERSIBLE WISH.
Fu Dog: AND IF THE HUNTSMAN GETS HIS MITTS ON THEM,
10 BUCKS SAYS HE AIN'T WISHING
FOR A COLLECTION OF "SEVENTIES A.M. GOLD."
SO WHY DON'T WE JUST DESTROY THE 3 WE HAVE
AND BE DONE WITH IT?
WELL, THE SKULLS ONLY WORK WHEN ALL 13 ARE TOGETHER,
AND THEY CAN ONLY BE DESTROYED WHEN ALL 13 ARE TOGETHER.
WHEN IT IS SAFE, ROSE WILL SNATCH
THE HUNTSMAN'S SKULLS AND BRING THEM TO US.
THEN WE'LL DESTROY THEM, AND BINGO-BANGO-BAZINGO,
HUNTSY'S MASTER PLAN IS FLUSHED DOWN THE MASTER CAN.
THANK YOU.
YEAH, AND I'll HAVE TIME TO PURSUE OTHER THINGS.
LIKE ROSE.
Spud: "HEY, YOU, MEET ME IN THE KISSY KISSY CLOSET."
"IN 5 MINUTES FOR SOME KISSY KISSIES.
"SIGNED...
[LATIN AMERICAN ACCENT] YOU KNOW WHO."
HA HA! MAN, AN I A SLY DOG OR WHAT?
HMM?
"HEY, YOU, MEET ME IN THE KISSY KISSY CLOSET
"IN 5 MINUTES FOR SOME KISSY KISSIES.
SIGNED, YOU KNOW WHO."
KYLE WILKINS, YOU SLY DOG.
[KISSING]
UH... KYLE?
[LATIN AMERICAN ACCENT] STACEY?
REYNALDO?
UH, STACEY?
SPUD! TRIXIE?!
AAH! AAH!
JUST THINK ABOUT HOMECOMING.
THE TWO OF US AS KING AND QUEEN,
IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD.
WE'LL TALK TOMORROW, OK?
YAAH!
88, 89, I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU.
IT APPEARS WE HAVE A TRAITOR IN OUR MIDST.
Rose: THANKS FOR RESCUING ME.
AFTER TWO DAYS OF PHOTO SHOOTS,
I'VE BEEN DYING FOR A LITTLE PEACE AND...
JAKE, WHAT IS THIS?
SINCE HOMECOMING DOESN'T SEEM TO BE IN THE CARDS FOR US,
I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE A BALL OF OUR OWN.
CARE TO DANCE?
Woman: ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
JAKE, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH YOU.
IT'S JUST... TOO DANGEROUS.
I KNOW.
IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
I JUST... I WANT A NORMAL LIFE,
A LIFE WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT GIANT SNAKES OR MAGICAL BEETLES OR...
ROSE, LISTEN.
AFTER THIS SKULL BUSINESS IS OVER,
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE HUNTSCLAN
FOR GOOD.
BUT HOW? I MEAN, WHERE WOULD I GO?
IT'S NOT LIKE THE STREETS ARE LINED
WITH HOMES FOR WAYWARD DRAGON SLAYERS.
REMEMBER YOUR DREAM?
THE HUNTSCLAN STOLE YOU FROM YOUR PARENTS
WHEN YOU WERE A BABY!
I WANT TO HELP YOU FIND YOUR REAL FAMILY.
JAKE, THANK YOU. I DON'T...
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'D EVER...
LET'S GO TO THE HOMECOMING BALL TONIGHT!
WHAT?! ARE YOU SURE?
I MEAN, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO...
YEAH, I'M SURE.
AWESOME!
TONIGHT'S GONNA BE PERFECT, ROSE!
I CAN FEEL IT!
I'll MEET YOU ON TOP OF THE PANTHEON BUILDING.
THAT'S WHAT HE THINKS.
HA HA HO HA! HA HO HO HA!
[COUGHING]
I CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT.
OK. THIS IS BANANAS.
IT WAS JUST ONE FREAKY, ACCIDENTAL KISS.
WHY CAN'T WE GET PAST IT?
HMM. YOU DON'T SUPPOSE THAT MAYBE,
POSSIBLY IT MIGHT HAVE KIND OF SORT OF
MAYBE DID MEAN SOMETHING, DO YOU?
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
OH. YOU'RE SERIOUS.
SPUDINSKI, THERE IS NO WAY.
I MEAN, I SERIOUSLY DOUBT.
I MEAN... YOU THINK?
WELL, THERE IS ONE WAY WE COULD FIND OUT.
[GULP]
HUNTSGIRL, HOW NICE OF YOU
TO TAKE TIME OUT OF YOUR BUSY SOCIAL LIFE
TO SEE ME.
WHAT?
JUST THINK ABOUT HOMECOMING.
THE TWO OF US AS KING AND QUEEN,
IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD.
WE'LL TALK TOMORROW, OK?
89: OOH! THERE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE.
Huntsman: HUNTSGIRL, HOW COULD YOU?
I RAISED YOU, TRAINED YOU.
HYAH!
PERHAPS YOU TRAINED ME TOO WELL.
ON THE CONTRARY, YOU SHALL USE YOUR TRAINING
TO BETRAY YOUR PRECIOUS DRAGON
AND BRING ME THE REMAINING 3 SKULLS.
I'D NEVER BETRAY HIM.
OH, BUT YOU WILL.
YOU SEE, I KNOW THE EXACT LOCATION OF YOUR PARENTS.
WITH A LIVE VIDEO FEED TO PROVE IT.
OOPSIE. YOU KNOW, I HIT THE WRONG BUTTON.
IT'S... IT'S THEM.
I RECOGNIZE THEM FROM MY DREAM.
I ASSURE YOU, THEY'RE QUITE SAFE,
AND THEY'LL REMAIN THAT WAY
AS LONG AS YOU DO EXACTLY AS I SAY
AND BRING ME THOSE SKULLS TONIGHT.
SO HERE WE ARE AT HOMECOMING.
UH, YOU FEELING ANY SPARKS YET?
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I AM! ER...
[BELCHES]
IT COULD BE THAT ACID REFLUX ACTING UP AGAIN.
HEY. I KNOW! MAYBE I SHOULD SPIN YOU
LIKE COUPLES DO IN THE MOVIES.
UH, OK. THAT'D BE ROMANTIC I GUESS.
AAH! OOH! AAH!
WHOA! OHH! OHH!
WHOOPS.
HEY, SPUD. HAVE YOU SEEN ROSE?
THEY'RE ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE THE KING AND QUEEN.
NAH. SORRY, DUDE. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I SHOULD PROBABLY GO HELP TRIXIE OUT OF THE PUNCH BOWL.
Fu Dog: GOOD NEWS, LADIES.
THE OLD MAN'S OUT WITH HIS MAHJONG BUDDIES,
WHICH MEANS WE GOT THE SHOP ALL TO OUR...
YUH-OH.
Huntsman: EXCELLENT WORK, HUNTSGIRL.
I GAVE YOU YOUR SKULLS.
NOW, TELL ME WHERE MY PARENTS ARE.
NOT UNTIL MY PLAN IS COMPLETE.
WHAT? BUT YOU PROMISED!
AND YOU PROMISED YOUR ALLEGIANCE.
Sun: AND NOW THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,
THE CROWNING OF YOUR HOMECOMING KING AND QUEEN!
[CELL PHONE PLAYING MUSIC]
YO, FU. NOT A GOOD TIME.
YEAH. YOU'RE TELLING ME.
THE HUNTSMAN BUSTED INTO THE SHOP
AND TOOK THE SKULLS.
SAY WHAT?!
FU, HE'S GOT THE POWER TO ANNIHILATE US.
ALL OF US!
WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH,
THE SKULLS ONLY WORK IF THEY'RE INSERTED
INTO SOMETHING CALLED THE GARGOYLES OF PANTHEON.
BY GARGOYLES OF PANTHEON, DO YOU MEAN ONE OF THESE?
YEAH. THAT'S THE... HEY! HOW DID YOU?
FU, YOU AND GRAMPS NEED TO GET
TO THE PANTHEON BUILDING NOW!
Sun: THE NEW KING AND QUEEN OF FILLMORE MIDDLE SCHOOL ARE...
UH, KID, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE.
ROSE LED THE HUNTSMAN TO THE SHOP.
SHE GAVE HIM THOSE SKULLS. I'M SORRY, KID.
JAKE AND ROSE!
[CHEERING]
I... I HAVE TO GO.
HEY, JAKEY. YOU OK?
BRO, DID YOU FIND ROSE?
OHH! WHAT'S GOING ON?
AAH! WHAT'S HAPPENING?
[SCREAMING]
EVERYONE GET INSIDE!
SO. IT'S TRUE.
JAKE, I'M SORRY.
HA HA HA!
SO THIS IS THE AMERICAN DRAGON'S
TRUE HUMAN FORM.
BEFORE I WISH FOR YOUR ANNIHILATION,
ANY LAST WORDS?
WELL, CONSIDERING THE OCCASION,
I HAVE JUST TWO.
LET'S DANCE!
HYAH!
AAIGH!
[GROANING]
ERR! ARR!
AAH! HELP!
I CAN'T SEE THROUGH MY EYE HOLES!
MOMMY!
TASTE FONDUE, HUNTSFREAK.
AAH!
HUH?
HYAH!
HUNTSGIRL, HAND ME THE SKULL AND FINISH HIM.
IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE YOUR PARENTS,
YOU'LL DO AS I SAY!
HYAH!
YOUR PARENTS...
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS.
ALL I WANTED WAS A NORMAL LIFE,
BUT THE HUNTSCLAN TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME,
AND NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY THIS CAN END, JAKE.
AAH!
[GROANING]
I'M SORRY.
[GROANING]
JAKE.
AAH! OHH!
HA! WHO'S EATING FONDUE NOW, FUNNY BOY?
TRIX, IN CASE WE DON'T MAKE IT THROUGH THIS,
THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW
ABOUT US.
FRIENDS AND NOTHING MORE, RIGHT?
AMEN TO THAT, SISTER.
[GRUNTING]
PLEASE, ROSE, DON'T DO THIS.
WELL DONE, HUNTSGIRL.
BY THE PANTHEON OF AZTEC SKULLS,
I HEREBY WISH FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL... AAH!
THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL HUNTSCLAN!
HUH?
AAH! AAH!
OH. EXCUSE ME. FYI, ACCORDING TO THE HUNTSCLAN BYLAWS,
FIRST-YEAR NOVICES ARE ALLOWED TO RESIGN.
NOT THAT THIS HASN'T BEEN REWARDING JOB EXPERIENCE,
BUT EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY... WE QUIT!
SEE YOU, HUNTSCLAN-SUCKING VORTEX.
NO MORE HUNTSCLAN FOR US, NO, SIREE.
HEH HEH! OHH!
ROSE, WHY DID YOU...
I SAID THERE WAS ONLY ONE WAY THIS COULD END,
AND THIS IS IT...
WITH THE DESTRUCTION OF THE HUNTSCLAN.
BUT YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.
THAT MEANS... I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS,
BUT EVEN IF WE DESTROY THE SKULLS,
THEY KNOW YOUR HUMAN IDENTITY, JAKE.
THEY'D FIND YOUR FAMILY LIKE THEY DID MINE.
THIS WAY, THEY'LL BE SAFE,
THEY'LL ALL BE SAFE.
[VORTEX HUMMING]
BUT...
THANK YOU, JAKE, FOR EVERYTHING.
I'll NEVER FORGET YOU.
ROSE, NO!
JAKE, LET GO. I'll BE OK.
I PROMISE.
I'll BE OK.
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
WE HAVE TO USE THE SKULLS TO SAVE HER!
SORRY, KID, BUT THE SKULLS
NEED TO BE DESTROYED.
THEIR POWERS ARE JUST TOO DANGEROUS.
TO USE THEM FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL GAIN WOULD...
IT WOULDN'T BE FOR MY PERSONAL GAIN.
IT WILL BE FOR HERS!
SHE DESERVES A NORMAL LIFE
WITH A FAMILY WHO CARES ABOUT HER.
I WISH ROSE WERE NEVER TAKEN BY THE HUNTSCLAN.
Rose, voice-over: I REALLY HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU.
LET ME COME WITH YOU. HYAH!
THIS IS OUR DREAM DATE.
HERE'S YOUR PROOF.
IT'S ALL SO WEIRD.
JAKE?
HYAH! HYAH!
ERR! UNH!
CONSIDER THEM DESTROYED!
[BELL RINGING]
HEY, BRO. HOW YOU HOLDING UP?
WE MISSED YOU DURING FREE PERIOD.
I SPENT IT PATROLLING THE CITY.
AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, ROSE'S WHISH CAME TRUE.
NO HUNTSCLAN ANYWHERE.
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR WISH?
I MEAN, THE ROSE THAT EXISTS TODAY
WAS NEVER TAKEN BY THE HUNTSCLAN,
THAT MEANS ALL THE STUFF BETWEEN YOU AND HER NEVER HAPPENED.
SHE LIVED A WHOLE OTHER LIFE.
AS LONG AS SHE'S HAPPY.
WELL, LATER, GUYS.
I'M OFF TO GRAMPS' SHOP FOR SOME DRAGON... OHH!
SORRY. I... OH.
HEY, THERE.
HEY, YOURSELF.
YOU LOOK REALLY FAMILIAR.
DO I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE?
NO. SORRY.
I BETTER GET GOING. MY PARENTS ARE HERE.
SO I GUESS I'll SEE YOU AROUND.
ACTUALLY YOU WON'T. MY DAD GOT A JOB OVERSEAS.
WE'RE LEAVING FOR HONG KONG FIRST THING TOMORROW.
WELL, IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU.
YOU, TOO, ROSE.
HAPPY HOMECOMING.
HEY, DUDE. ARE YOU OK?
ACTUALLY, I AM.
GOOD TO HEAR, BRO,
BUT THERE'S ONE THING WE STILL DON'T GET.
WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DESTROY THE SKULLS
BEFORE WE COULD MAKE OUR WISHES?
YEAH. I COULD HAVE BEEN A MERMAN!
AND I COULD HAVE BEEN TRIXIE WILKINS,
TRIXIE FINE LIKE LEMON-LIME
IN THE SUMMERTIME WILKINS. HOO HOO!
KNOW WHAT GUYS?
IT'S NICE TO KNOW SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE.
89: HEY, THERE. GOT SOME DRAGONS
THAT NEED SLAYING? NOPE? OK.
FORGET DRAGONS. NOT WEEDS IN YOUR GARDEN?
WE'LL SLAY THOSE SUCKERS INTO SUBMISSION.
WE'LL BE ALL, "WATAWA TAWA WA!
YOU'RE GOING DOWN WEEDS!"
THEY'LL BE ALL, LIKE, "NO. SPARE US, NUMBER 88 AND 89."
OR. HEY. WATCH US SLAY THE DANCE FLOOR.
CHECK OUT THESE MOVES.