1 00:00:04,839 --> 00:00:06,583 [RINGING] 2 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:07,607 AH! [RINGING STOPS] 3 00:00:08,275 --> 00:00:11,655 AW, MAN. I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR... 4 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,624 SCHOOL SHOULD NOT BE A DEN OF LAZY LOODLING. 5 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:17,293 AS YOUR NEW PRINCIPAL, I HAVE DECIDED 6 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:19,963 TO INSTITUTE MID-MIDTERM EXAMINATIONS BEGINNING NEXT WEEK. 7 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:24,134 PROCRASTINATE UP A SCHNITZEL CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE. NO? 8 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:26,103 TEST? BUT I GOT TO GO TO... 9 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:28,505 PRACTICE. IT MAKES PERFECT. 10 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,840 ♪ DOUBLE DUTCHY, DUTCHY DOUBLE ♪ 11 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:32,542 ♪ THAT'S WHEN I SEEN YOU IN TROUBLE ♪ 12 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:33,744 4:00? LATER, GUYS. 13 00:00:33,768 --> 00:00:35,712 OH, WHOA. COME ON, JAKEY. 14 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:38,949 THE REGIONAL DOUBLE-DUTCH CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE NEXT WEEK. 15 00:00:38,973 --> 00:00:40,584 ♪ WE GOT TO PUT IN THE HOURS ♪ 16 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:42,652 ♪ BEFORE WE HIT THE SHOWERS ♪ 17 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:43,820 I CAN'T. I HAVE TO DO MY... 18 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:45,622 CHORES. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HELP OUT MORE. 19 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:49,126 I NEED YOU TO BABY-SIT THE TRASH AND TAKE OUT YOUR SISTER. 20 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,293 STOP. REVERSE THAT. 21 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:51,995 TRASH OUT, SISTER-SIT. 22 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:54,031 BUT, MOM, I'M SWAMPED AND... 23 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:55,632 LATE FOR DRAGON TRAINING. 24 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,083 SORRY, GRAMPS. 25 00:00:57,107 --> 00:00:58,535 YOUNG ONE, TIME MANAGEMENT IS A DRAGON SKILL 26 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:02,139 EVERY BIT AS IMPORTANT AS BREATHING FIRE OR FLYING. 27 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,590 BUT IT'S NOT FAIR. 28 00:01:03,614 --> 00:01:05,042 I'M TRYING TO ACE TWO LIVES OVER HERE, REMEMBER? 29 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:09,579 THAT IS WHY I AM GIVING YOU THIS PERSONAL DIGITAL ASSISTANT. 30 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,281 HUH? HEY! 31 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:13,649 CELL. VIDEO. MP3. 32 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:16,019 INTERNET. CHINESE CHECKERS. THIS THING IS TRICKED OUT. 33 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:17,788 KID, YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR. 34 00:01:17,812 --> 00:01:19,923 IF THAT BABY COULD PAY FOR A STEAK, I'D MARRY IT. 35 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:23,627 AND CHECK OUT THE MAGICAL SCHEDULING FEATURE. 36 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,378 HUH? 37 00:01:25,402 --> 00:01:27,130 HI. I'M MEGS McGEE, YOUR NEW PMA, 38 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:29,666 PERSONAL MAGICAL ASSISTANT. 39 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,068 COOL. 40 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:34,304 MAN, WHAT A DAY. 41 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:35,639 [YAWNS] 42 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:38,175 FINALLY, TIME TO SLEEP. 43 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,676 [BUZZING] 44 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:43,280 AH! AH! UP AND AT 'EM, LAZY McSNORE-SNORE. 45 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:44,947 WHAT? 46 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:46,616 EMERGENCY DRAGON TRAINING SESSION, CENTRAL PARK. 47 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,152 NOW! UP, UP, UP! 48 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:51,354 AW, MAN. 49 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:54,624 ♪ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ♪ 50 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:57,861 ♪ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ♪ 51 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:00,931 ♪ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ♪ 52 00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:05,001 ♪ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 53 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:06,736 ♪ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ♪ 54 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,338 ♪ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ♪ 55 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:12,008 ♪ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ♪ 56 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:13,810 ♪ A REAL LIVE WIRE ♪ 57 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:19,538 ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 58 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:26,411 ♪ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 59 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:28,725 ♪ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ♪ 60 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,260 ♪ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ♪ 61 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:31,995 ♪ HIS DESTINY WILL WALK UP STREETS ♪ 62 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:33,897 ♪ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ♪ 63 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:37,422 ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 64 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:42,038 ♪ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ♪ 65 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:43,673 YOU HEARD! 66 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:51,697 ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 67 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,723 NO ONE SHOWS UP LATE ON MY WATCH, MAGGOT. 68 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:03,493 HUP, MARCH, HUP, MARCH. 69 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,095 NICE PRESENT. 70 00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:07,130 SO WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY? 71 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:09,582 AS THE HUNTSCLAN GROW STRONGER, 72 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,035 WE MUST PREPARE YOU WITH MORE POWERFUL DRAGON DEFENSES. 73 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:14,960 OBSERVE, YOUNG ONE. 74 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:20,877 HUH? 75 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:23,113 NO WAY. HOW DID YOU HONE THAT CLONE? 76 00:03:23,137 --> 00:03:25,849 DRAGONS HAVE THE ABILITY TO PROJECT THEIR CHI ENERGY 77 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,417 INTO A COPY OF THEMSELVES. 78 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,435 A DOPPELGANGER. 79 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:31,476 IT CAN PROVIDE A USEFUL DECOY IN BATTLE. 80 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:35,480 Man: GET THAT UNICORN. 81 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:38,695 SPEAKING OF BATTLE... AH! 82 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,980 SLOW AND EASY, BOYS. 83 00:03:41,004 --> 00:03:43,266 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH UNICORN HORN GOES FOR ON THE BLACK MARKET? 84 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:46,102 YOUNG DRAGON, THIS IS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY 85 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,705 FOR YOU TO TRY THE DOPPELGANGER DECOY TECHNIQUE. 86 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:52,375 2 OF ME. YEAH. I DIG THE SOUND OF THAT. 87 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,410 DRAGON UP. 88 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:56,079 CONCENTRATE YOUR CHI ENERGY, JAKE. 89 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:58,481 PROJECT IT FORWARD. 90 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:00,317 [GRUNTING] 91 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,886 RELEASE THE INNER ENERGY, YOUNG DRAGON. 92 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,221 [GRUNTING] 93 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:06,890 [BELCHES] EXCUSE ME. 94 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,291 HMM. 95 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:12,417 [GRUNTING] 96 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:17,434 OK, I KNOW I LAID DOWN A DECOY THAT TIME. 97 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,919 HOW'S IT LOOKING? 98 00:04:19,943 --> 00:04:22,427 WELL, KID, IT IS DISTRACTING. LOO-GA-LOO! 99 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,342 All: HA-HA-HA-HA! 100 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,910 Man: GET OUT OF HERE. 101 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,278 OH, COME ON. 102 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:29,879 IT IS LATE. 103 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,481 YOU WILL HAVE TO MASTER THE DOPPELGANGER IN YOUR FREE TIME. 104 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,950 FREE TIME? I DON'T HAVE ANY FREE TIME. 105 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,485 I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME AT ALL. 106 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:38,388 I WILL BE OFF REPORTING TO THE DRAGON COUNCIL THIS WEEK. 107 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:40,890 MASTER THE DECOY BY THE TIME I RETURN. 108 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:45,462 BUT FOR NOW, YOUNG ONE, IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO SLEEP. 109 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,130 AHH. 110 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:49,099 SLEEP. SLEEP. 111 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:50,367 AH! AH! AH! AAH! 112 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:53,303 IT'S 7 A.M. SCHOOL IS WAITING, 113 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:55,071 PRINCESS CINDER-LAZY. 114 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,339 AH! 115 00:04:56,363 --> 00:05:01,478 UP AND AT 'EM! UP AND AT 'EM! UP AND AT 'EM! 116 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:04,981 GOOD OF YOU TO JOIN US, MR. LONG. 117 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:08,051 I WASN'T AWARE IT WAS PAJAMA DAY. 118 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,452 SAY WHAT? 119 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,377 AW, MAN. 120 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:17,549 JAKEY, ARE YOU SLEEPING? 121 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,365 [SNORING] 122 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:26,202 JAKE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING ME. 123 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:27,992 HMM? 124 00:05:28,016 --> 00:05:29,782 I'M AT A DEVELOPMENTAL AGE 125 00:05:29,806 --> 00:05:31,595 WHERE I NEED A LOT OF ONE-ON-ONE ATTENTION. 126 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:33,476 OH! 127 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,545 HEY! HIYA-HO THERE, FAMILY. 128 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:38,448 JAKE, YOU ARE GONNA BE TICKLED PINK CAMOUFLAGE 129 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,666 WHEN YOU HEAR WHAT I DID. 130 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:42,886 YEP. I SIGNED YOU UP FOR ADVANCED WILDERNESS SURVIVAL TRAINING 131 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:43,953 WITH THE COUGAR SCOUTS. 132 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,955 BUT, DAD, I'M KIND OF BOOKED UP. 133 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:48,024 AND WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY. 134 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,493 HEY, MISTER, I DON'T CARE HOW BIG-CITY MOUSE YOU ARE. 135 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,263 A GROWING BOY NEEDS TO KNOW HIS BASIC SURVIVAL SKILLS. 136 00:05:53,287 --> 00:05:55,465 TYING KNOTS, LIGHTING FIRES, WHITTLING WOOD, 137 00:05:55,489 --> 00:06:00,692 AND, OF COURSE, THE OL' MAKING DANCING ACORN FINGER PUPPETS. 138 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:03,340 I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. 139 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:05,542 NOW, ABSORB THAT CHEAP IMITATION 140 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:08,500 AND TRY, TRY AGAIN. 141 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:13,883 OH, CAN'T YOU HELP A PLAYER OUT? 142 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:16,886 YOU KNOW, HOOK ME UP WITH A LITTLE MAGICAL MOJO. 143 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,622 NO. FORGET IT, KID. NO SHORTCUTS. 144 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:21,590 ALL RIGHT. 145 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,560 BUT I FEEL ANOTHER BIRTHDAY SUIT ABOUT TO POP. 146 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:26,045 OH, OK, UNCLE. ENOUGH. 147 00:06:26,069 --> 00:06:28,531 HERE. SPRINKLE A LITTLE OF THIS IN THE AIR BEFORE YOU CONCENTRATE. 148 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,433 IT'LL HELP AMPLIFY YOUR CHI ENERGY. 149 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:33,570 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 150 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:36,194 [GRUNTING] 151 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,541 OH-HO-HO! WE HAVE A WINNER 152 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,044 OF THE JAKE LONG LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST. 153 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,212 UH-GOO-GOO! 154 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,413 HMM? 155 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:46,516 YO, CHECK ME OUT. I DID IT. 156 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,519 DANG. DO I REALLY LOOK THIS GOOD? 157 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:52,922 CONGRATULATIONS, KID. LET'S CALL IT A NIGHT. 158 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,657 REABSORB THAT BABY, 159 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,393 AND YOU CAN TRY DOING IT WITHOUT THE MAGIC TRAINING WHEELS TOMORROW. 160 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,495 BUT I GOT COUGAR SCOUT TRAINING. 161 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,398 I ALSO GOT TO STUDY, GO TO JUMP-ROPE PRACTICE, 162 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:03,967 TAKE CARE OF HALEY, DO MY CHORES. 163 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:08,905 HOW IS ONE PERSON SUPPOSED TO DO ALL THAT? 164 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:13,309 SO HOW'S YOUR CALENDAR LOOKING FOR THE NEXT WEEK, MY MAN? 165 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:16,679 SO I'll TAKE THE SLEEPING. YOU'LL TAKE THE GARBAGE. 166 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:19,482 I'll TAKE THE NAPPING. YOU'LL TAKE THE ALGEBRA. 167 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:22,085 ALGEBRA? AW, MAN. 168 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,187 WOW. YOU REALLY ARE MY DOUBLE. 169 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:27,257 I DON'T KNOW. THIS SEEMS HIGHLY IRREGULAR. 170 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,125 OOPS. ROLLING BLACKOUT. 171 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:32,028 DON'T YOU DARE! 172 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,330 WHERE'S MY NEWEST LITTLE COUGAR? 173 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:37,066 OH, NO. IT'S DAD. WE GOT TO HIDE. 174 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:40,236 A SCOUTY HOWDY TO YOU, JAKE MY BOY. 175 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:43,295 ARE YOU READY FOR COUGAR SCOUTS? 176 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:47,277 UH, SCOUTY HOWDY RIGHT BACK AT CHA. 177 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,145 I SURE AM. 178 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:52,482 ♪ WHEN WE HEAR YOU SHOUT, SHOUT "I'M A COUGAR SCOUT" ♪ 179 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:55,151 ♪ SCOUT GRRR GRRR ♪ 180 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,870 UGH. 181 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:00,590 SO NO ONE THOUGHT THERE WAS ANYTHING WACK ABOUT YOU? NOT EVEN MY DAD? 182 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,558 NOPE. 183 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,776 SWEET. FROM NOW ON, 184 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,995 COUGAR SCOUT TRAINING IS YOUR THING. YOU'RE ALL OVER IT. 185 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,430 LIKE SMOKE ON A CAMPFIRE. 186 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:10,066 GREAT. BUT I STILL GOT TO STUDY FOR SCHOOL, 187 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,469 DO MY CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE. 188 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:13,736 HMM. 189 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,573 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE STUDY BOY ME, 190 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:19,242 DOUBLE-DUTCH ME, CHORE HOUND ME. 191 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:22,467 CHOP CHOP. TIME'S A-WASTIN'. 192 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:29,052 FINALLY, FU'S CHI AMPLIFIER COMES THROUGH IN A PINCH. 193 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:33,656 NOTHING TO DO BUT SLEEP, CHILL, AND RELAX. 194 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,292 MAN, ALL THIS NOTHING TO DO IS EXHAUSTING. 195 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,695 HMM. WONDER HOW MY DOPPEL BROS ARE HANGING. 196 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:42,665 THEN OLIVIA MEER SAID IF I WAS SUCH A KNOW-IT-ALL, 197 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,568 WHY DIDN'T I KNOW PIGTAILS ARE SO SECOND GRADE? 198 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:47,737 OH, NO, SHE DIDN'T, GIRL. 199 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:51,174 GUESS WHAT. IT'S STEVE HARDY TIME. 200 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,632 Both: YAY! 201 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:59,382 HA-HA! SON, THIS IS BY FAR 202 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:02,852 THE BEST FULL-BODY TOURNIQUET I HAVE EVER SEEN. 203 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,243 THANKS, DAD. 204 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:09,648 THAT WOULD BE MESOPOTAMIA. 205 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:12,311 JAKE, I AM SO PROUD, 206 00:09:12,335 --> 00:09:14,364 I COULD TAP THE BUDENSCHLAVENS ON MY LEDERHOSEN. 207 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:18,256 COME. A CELEBRATORY JIG. HIT IT, FREDERICK. 208 00:09:18,492 --> 00:09:22,405 ♪ OOMPA, OOMPA, THAT'S A GOODA BOY ♪ 209 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:25,564 OK, NOW I'M JUST SCARING MYSELF. 210 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,177 OOH, JAKEY! 211 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:31,102 YOU ON FIRE, BOY! 212 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,382 PSST. HEY! 213 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,318 TRIX, COME HERE. I'll SHOW YOU A TRICK. 214 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,220 I'M GONNA TAKE OVER HERE. COOL? 215 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,156 BUT THIS IS WHAT I DO. IT'S WHO I AM. 216 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,592 I JUMP ROPE. THAT'S ALL I HAVE. 217 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:45,817 COME ON. GIVE IT UP. 218 00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:54,526 WHOA! OW! OOH! 219 00:09:57,364 --> 00:10:00,543 OK, WHO TRIPPED THE BRADSTER? 220 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,378 [GASPS] 221 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:05,315 OH, LOOK. IT'S DOOFUS. 222 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:07,366 WANNA JUMP ROPE? 223 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:09,419 THE ONLY JUMPING I'M GONNA DO IS ON YOUR FACE WITH MY FIST, 224 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:12,589 WHICH ISN'T JUMPING, BUT IT'S STILL GONNA HURT. 225 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:15,658 PSST. BRAD, TEACHER. 12:00. 226 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,493 MEET ME AT THE SKATE PARK, 3:00. 227 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:21,497 I CAN'T DO IT TODAY 'CAUSE I HAVE ACCORDION LESSONS AFTER SCHOOL. 228 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,699 SO 3:00 TOMORROW. 229 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,133 IF YOU DON'T SHOW, 230 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,568 EVERYONE'S GONNA KNOW YOU'RE A CHICKEN. 231 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:28,504 BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK. BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK. 232 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:31,207 HA HA HA HA! BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK, BAWK. 233 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,431 AW, MAN. 234 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:38,581 GUYS, THIS BRAD SITCH IS SERIOUS. I... 235 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,484 AW. OK, WHO DEALT IT? 236 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,418 All: NOT ME! 237 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,722 WHOEVER SMELLED IT... All: DEALT IT! 238 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,190 HA HA. VERY FUNNY. 239 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,858 NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 240 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,227 ONE OF US HAS TO SHOW UP TO MEET BRAD TOMORROW. 241 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,595 WE CAN'T USE ANY DRAGON POWERS. 242 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,564 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FACE HIM STRAIGHT UP. 243 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:57,822 SO I'M LOOKING FOR A VOLUNTEER. 244 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,169 [ALL WHISTLING] 245 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,720 AW, COME ON. 246 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,272 ONE OF US HAS TO REPRESENT TOMORROW. 247 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,507 NOW, WHO'S IT GONNA BE? 248 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,509 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 249 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,711 MY MAN HERE ISN'T AFRAID OF BRAD. 250 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:12,548 I'M TERRIFIED OF BRAD. NO WAY I'M GOING. 251 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,217 BUT YOU RAISED YOUR HAND. 252 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,419 TO SUGGEST THAT YOU CREATE ANOTHER DOPPELGANGER, 253 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,355 ONE THAT'S DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS TASK. 254 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:24,215 HMM. JAKE LONG, I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK. 255 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,829 I KNOW IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE. 256 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,531 JAKE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT BRAD. 257 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,667 TRIX AND I TOTALLY HAVE YOUR BACK. 258 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,925 UH... Both: AAH! 259 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:37,173 AAH! 260 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,342 HEY, COOL ACORN PUPPET. 261 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,611 JAKEY, WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? 262 00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,746 MY SCHEDULE GOT TOTALLY SWAMPED, 263 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,582 SO I BROUGHT IN A LITTLE HELP. 264 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,384 HMM. HOW DO WE KNOW 265 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:52,188 THAT THIS ONE'S THE REAL JAKE LONG AND NOT THE OTHER ONE? 266 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,189 SPUD, TRUST ME. 267 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,457 I COULD TRUST YOU 268 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:58,261 OR YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT MY FAVORITE POSSESSION IS. 269 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:01,397 A BALL OF BELLY BUTTON THAT YOU'VE BEEN COLLECTING SINCE YOU WERE 3? 270 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:05,334 ECCH! THAT'S DISGUSTING... AND ALSO CORRECT. 271 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,537 SO I'M CHOOSING TO BELIEVE YOU FOR NOW. 272 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:11,240 BUT I'll BE KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU. 273 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,443 I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND TAKE A WILD GUESS ON THIS ONE. 274 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:16,879 WE'VE BEEN DOUBLE-DUTCHING WITH YOUR DOUBLE, RIGHT? 275 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:21,350 YEP. BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THIS GUY HAS SOME FLY MOVES. 276 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,820 I JUMP ROPE, THEREFORE I AM. 277 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,704 AW, JAKEY, 278 00:12:25,728 --> 00:12:27,590 THIS IS NOT ABOUT WINNING THE DOUBLE-DUTCH TOURNAMENT. 279 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,991 THIS IS ABOUT TRUST, FRIENDSHIP. 280 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:32,428 HEY, THAT BOY CAN PUT A HURTIN' ON SOME JUMP ROPE. 281 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,663 LOOK AT HIM GO. OOH-WHEE! 282 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,899 LOOK, GUYS, I JUST NEED TO MAKE ONE MORE DOUBLE OF MYSELF, 283 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,702 ONE WHO CAN TAKE THE BEATING FROM BRAD TOMORROW. 284 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,460 LET'S SEE. HERE WE GO. 285 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,444 I JUST WANNA SAY FOR THE RECORD. 286 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,228 I THINK THIS IS A BAD IDEA. 287 00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:52,014 YOU SHOULD GET RID OF ALL OF THESE JAKEY CLONES. 288 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:55,685 OOH, EXCEPT THIS ONE. OOH, HE IS ALL MINE, OK? 289 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,102 I'M KEEPING HIM. 290 00:12:57,126 --> 00:12:58,521 WELCOME TO THE WORLD, MY MAN. 291 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,857 SO YOU DOWN WITH GETTING BEATEN UP TOMORROW? 292 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,982 SURE. I CAN DO THAT. 293 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,897 LOOK, I'M SORRY IT HAD TO GO DOWN THIS WAY. 294 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:11,467 JUST PROTECT YOUR FACE, AND I PROMISE IT'LL BE OVER QUICKLY. 295 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,959 I PROMISE IT'LL BE OVER QUICKLY, TOO. 296 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,906 HEY. 297 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,909 BOO-HOO. JAKEY'S PROBABLY CRYING TO HIS MOMMY RIGHT NOW 298 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,944 THAT HE'S SCARED OF THE DARK. 299 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:25,414 I MEAN... I MEAN THE BRADSTER. 300 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,616 YO, BRAD, WHAT UP? 301 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,485 OH. I DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD THE GUTS TO SHOW. 302 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,788 SO WHERE DO YOU WANT IT, HUH? 303 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,990 THE FACE? THE GUT? 304 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,992 SURPRISE ME. 305 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:39,350 HMPH. GRRR! 306 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,431 [ALL GASP] 307 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,422 HUH? 308 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,769 WAIT. WHAT'S HAPPENING? 309 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:49,772 OW! LET GO! LET GO! 310 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,809 WHATEVER YOU SAY, BRAD. 311 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,577 WHOA! 312 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,945 IT'S DARK! 313 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,980 I'M SCARED. WHOA! 314 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:01,406 WHOA! WHOA! 315 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,042 ALL RIGHT, JAKE! 316 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,027 HUH. THAT WAS SO NOT COOL. 317 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:15,431 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE A BEATING FROM BRAD, NOT DISH ONE OUT. 318 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,382 OH, HE DESERVED IT. 319 00:14:17,406 --> 00:14:19,335 MAYBE, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. YOU'RE MY DOPPELGANGER. 320 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,605 THAT MEANS YOU TAKE MY ORDERS LIKE THE REST OF THE GANG. 321 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:26,008 YEAH. THE THING IS, I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS. 322 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:29,612 HUH? YOU'RE RIGHT. 'CAUSE YOU'RE HISTORY. 323 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,714 I'M REABSORBING YOU RIGHT NOW. 324 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,516 I DON'T THINK SO. 325 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,907 DRAGON UP. 326 00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:42,458 NOW, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. 327 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,083 WHOA! AH! 328 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,798 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO KICK MY OWN BEHIND. 329 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,566 BUT HERE GOES. 330 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,523 DRAGON UP. 331 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:58,474 WHOA. I'M FEELING REALLY WEAK. 332 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,711 HA. YOU FEEL WEAK TO ME, TOO. 333 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,012 AH! 334 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,381 OH! OW! OW! 335 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,515 UH! 336 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,574 HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! 337 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,755 KID, PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING, HUH? 338 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,524 DON'T YOU GET IT? EVERY DOPPELGANGER YOU MAKE 339 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,560 SUCKS AWAY PART OF YOUR CHI ENERGY. 340 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,595 THAT'S WHY YOUR GAS TANK IS ON EMPTY. 341 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,899 BUT IT WAS WORKING OUT FINE. WHY DID THIS ONE GO BAD? 342 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,934 I DID IT JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME. 343 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:28,638 I REACHED OVER HERE, GRABBED THE VIAL. 344 00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,172 OH, NO, KID. 345 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,707 THIS IS A NEGATIVE CHI AMPLIFIER. 346 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,709 IF YOU MADE A DOPPELGANGER WITH THIS STUFF, 347 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,512 IT'S GUARANTEED TO BE 100% PURE EVIL. 348 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,548 AN EVIL BODY ATTACHED TO THIS PRETTY FACE? 349 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,484 THAT'S JUST WRONG. 350 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,185 AND I GOT TO STOP IT. 351 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,887 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE IN YOUR CONDITION. 352 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,490 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO REABSORB ALL THE OTHER DOPPELGANGERS 353 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,759 AND TAKE BACK THE STRENGTH THEY'RE SUCKING FROM YOU. 354 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:54,063 SO IF I REABSORB THEM, I CAN TAKE THIS GUY OUT? 355 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,598 UH, MAYBE. 356 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,767 IF IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 357 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,902 BUT YOU CAN'T REABSORB ME. 358 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,103 I GOT A BEAR TRAP TO FINISH 359 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,205 AND A NECKERCHIEF SLIDE TO LACQUER AND... 360 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,442 WHERE'S MY LITTLE COUGEE SCOUT? 361 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,610 ♪ LET ME HEAR YOU SHOUT, SHOUT ♪ 362 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,913 ♪ I AM A COUGAR SCOUT... ♪ OH! 363 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,849 OH-OH-OH! 364 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,786 SOMEONE HAS BEEN WORKING ON HIS BEAR TRAPPING PATCH, HASN'T HE? 365 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,655 OOPSIES. LOST MY GLASSES. 366 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,525 HEY, HEY. I AM SEEING TWOSIES FOR THE PRICE OF ONESIE. 367 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,526 TWOSIES? 368 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,794 SURPRISE. 369 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,530 THAT'S A COUGAR... NO! 370 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,497 NO! 371 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,298 MMM. YUMMY. 372 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,101 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAD THE SAME IDEA. 373 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,352 I'M TAKING YOU BACK. NOW. 374 00:16:34,376 --> 00:16:36,605 YOU'LL TAKE ME BACK WHEN YOU CAN CATCH ME AND BEAT ME, 375 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,941 WHICH IS... OH, RIGHT... NEVER. 376 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:42,545 SO I'll JUST BE DRAGONING UP AND TAKING OVER NOW. 377 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,197 SEE YA. 378 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,850 I DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF YOUR TEEN SLANG JIVE. 379 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:50,942 WHAT'S A "DRAGON UP"? WHOA! 380 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,092 OH, IT'S ON NOW, PUNK. 381 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,861 [HUMMING] 382 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,262 YAH! 383 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,053 NO! 384 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,158 WHOA! 385 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,639 CLEAN-UP, AISLE 10. 386 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,564 HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! 387 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,846 SORRY. I'M DONE ANSWERING TO YOU. 388 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,549 OH, CAN'T YOU JUST NAME THE CAPITAL OF BOLIVIA FOR ME? 389 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:26,188 DOES IT HURT YOUR HEAD MUCH TO BRING ME JOY? 390 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,658 QUICK. I GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE BEFORE... 391 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,260 TOO LATE. 392 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:34,585 GOT TO GET TO JUMP-ROPE JAKE. 393 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,283 YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM. 394 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,668 TRIX, IF YOU DON'T LET ME HAVE HIM, 395 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,670 MY EVIL TWIN IS GONNA DESTROY MY REP, 396 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,672 THE MAGICAL WORLD, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE. 397 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:47,543 BUT, JAKE, THAT BOY'S GOT MAD SKILLS. 398 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,245 END OF THE WORLD HERE. 399 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,269 WAH! OK. 400 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,807 YO! HEADS UP! 401 00:17:56,009 --> 00:18:00,156 TOO BAD FOR BEING SO SELF-ABSORBED. 402 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,258 YO! 403 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,576 FU, WE GOT A PROBLEM. 404 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,896 EVIL JAKE REABSORBED MY DOPPELGANGERS BEFORE I COULD. 405 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,265 WAIT A MINUTE. ALL OF 'EM? 406 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,183 NOT QUITE ALL. 407 00:18:11,207 --> 00:18:13,102 THERE'S STILL ONE JAKE I NEED TO REABSORB. 408 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,204 AND WHAT JAKE WOULD THAT BE? 409 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:18,229 THE ORIGINAL. 410 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,679 I HAVE 10 TIMES YOUR CHI STRENGTH AND POWER. 411 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,614 IT WOULD BE EASIER NOT TO FIGHT ME. 412 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,684 I'M DONE TAKING THE EASY ROUTE. 413 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,241 HUH? 414 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:34,022 [COUGHING] 415 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,958 WHOA. THAT'S SOME NEGATIVE SELF-IMAGE YOU GOT THERE. 416 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,594 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 417 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,362 LET ME GO, FU. 418 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,331 IT'S TIME I PUT ME IN MY PLACE. 419 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,815 UH-UH. NO WAY. 420 00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:45,301 KID, YOU'RE NOT PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK, 421 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,237 AND HE'S GOT THREE OF A KIND WITH AN ACE KICKER. 422 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,827 HUH? 423 00:18:49,851 --> 00:18:51,417 YOU'RE TOO WEAK TO TAKE HIM ON RIGHT NOW. 424 00:18:51,441 --> 00:18:53,008 WE BETTER JUST DUCK AND COVER TILL GRAMPS GETS BACK. 425 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,044 NO. THIS WHOLE THING HAPPENED 426 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,346 'CAUSE I TRIED TO TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. 427 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,015 THAT DUDE'S GOT MY FACE. HE'S GOT MY POWERS. 428 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,784 BUT THERE'S STILL ONLY ONE AM-DRAGON, 429 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:05,020 AND IT'S TIME I TOOK CARE OF BUSINESS THE HARD WAY. 430 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,256 DRAGON UP. 431 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,247 OH! 432 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,729 WHOA! 433 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,397 CALM DOWN. 434 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,832 DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL YOU 435 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,701 I RULE OVER ALL MAGICAL BEINGS NOW? 436 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:22,204 UH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HARD ON MYSELF. 437 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:25,796 BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. 438 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,068 WHOA! 439 00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:36,674 YOU'RE GONNA RUN AWAY AGAIN? AMERICAN CHICKEN. 440 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,948 HMM? 441 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,739 PREPARE TO BE ABSORBED. 442 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,842 NO! 443 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,111 RELEASE MY CHI ENERGY. 444 00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:03,712 NO MAGICAL SHORTCUTS. 445 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,448 GOT TO DO IT ON MY OWN. 446 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,317 HEY, CAN I PLAY, TOO? 447 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,386 WHAT? HOW CAN THAT... 448 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,978 NOW, RELEASE MY DOPPELGANGERS. 449 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,416 THE ROPE! 450 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,299 WE'RE FREE. 451 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,334 US 3 ON THE COUNT OF 3. 452 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:28,793 1, 2, 3. 453 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,097 YEAH! 454 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:37,935 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST... NO! 455 00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,419 WE SHOWED US WHO'S BOSS. 456 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:46,021 THAT WAS BETTER THAN A S'MORES SING-ALONG. 457 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,323 JUMPING FOR JOY. A-PLUS. 458 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,492 GUYS, I GOT MAD LOVE FOR HOW YOU HAD MY BACK. 459 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:54,029 BUT FROM NOW ON, THIS DRAG IS GOING STAG. 460 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,431 ARE YOU SURE? 461 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,834 YEAH. THE THING IS, I GOT TO FIND A WAY TO HANDLE MY OWN BUSINESS, 462 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,470 YOU KNOW, WITHOUT SHORTCUTS... 463 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,538 OR LIES. 464 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:06,297 SO YOU GUYS GOT TO GO. 465 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,321 THANKS FOR THE HELP, TRIXIE. 466 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,890 IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO, WITH ALL THE TIME 467 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,026 YOU'RE PUTTING IN THE DOUBLE-DUTCH TOURNAMENT. 468 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:27,763 NOW, LET'S GO ACE THOSE MID-MIDTERMS. 469 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,520 [BEEP] 470 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,301 I'M PROUD OF YOU, JAKE LONG. 471 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:34,837 BY PRIORITIZING YOUR SCHEDULE AND CALLING IN SOME HELP, 472 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:39,363 YOU HAVE ACHIEVED TIME MANAGEMENT PERFECTION. 473 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:49,418 JAKE, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HALEY? 474 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:52,388 DON'T WORRY. I CALLED IN A FAVOR. 475 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,523 HUH? 476 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,558 CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW OLIVIA MEERS 477 00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:59,495 BUSTED HER PATTY PARTY DOLL BEACH-TIME CONVERTIBLE 478 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,564 AND THEN BLAMED IT ON POOR CHELSEA FUDDERMAN? 479 00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:04,188 [GASPS] THE NERVE! 480 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:12,241 JAKE GAVE UP ON THE MAGICAL CHEAT DOPPELGANGER THING WAY TOO SOON. 481 00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:14,176 HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO DOPPELGANG YOURSELF? 482 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:19,081 COULD YOU IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES OF HAVING 2 SPUDS? 483 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,917 OR WHY NOT 3 SPUDS? OR 4? 484 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:24,320 UH, 5 SPUDS. 6 SPUDS. 485 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,454 7, 8, 9, 10. 486 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,922 THINK WHAT THE COMBINE POWER 487 00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:30,392 OF AN ARMADA OF IDENTICAL SPUDDELGANGERS COULD DO. 488 00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,861 HA-HA-HA-HA! 489 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,353 WHAT WONDERS THIS WORLD WOULD BEHOLD.