1 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:07,517 WHAT? WHAT IN THE CUCKOO ARE YOU DOING? 2 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:11,188 IN CASE YOU FORGOT, WE HAVE A STANDARDIZED TEST TO STUDY FOR. 3 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:15,492 IF YOU MUST KNOW, I, TOO, AM PLANNING FOR MY FUTURE. 4 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,893 YEAH, UH, HOW'S THAT EXACTLY? 5 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:19,963 MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR REVIEWED MY ACADEMIC RECORDS. 6 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:22,799 IT SUGGESTED I WAS MOST SUITED TO A CAREER 7 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,101 AS A STREET PERFORMER. 8 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,803 BEHOLD, I'M STUCK IN A BOX. 9 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,505 THIS BOX HAS FOUR WALLS. 10 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,606 I CAN'T GET OUT. 11 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,541 I'M STARTING TO PANIC. 12 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,076 OK, MIMES DON'T TALK. 13 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,678 I'M JUST A BEGINNER. 14 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:37,647 IT TAKES YEARS BEFORE YOU CAN CREATE A WALL 15 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,682 WITHOUT TALKING, YEARS. 16 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,718 YOU KNOW, YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR WOULD BE SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE 17 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:44,588 IF SHE KNEW HOW SMART YOU REALLY ARE. 18 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:45,672 FOR REAL. 19 00:00:45,696 --> 00:00:46,757 WHY DON'T YOU ACTUALLY TRY 20 00:00:46,781 --> 00:00:48,592 ON TOMORROW'S TEST FOR ONCE? 21 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:49,909 NO CAN DO. 22 00:00:49,933 --> 00:00:51,228 I ONLY NEED TO FAIL 57 MORE TESTS 23 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:55,165 TO COMPLETE MY ANSWER BUBBLE ODE TO DaVINCI'S LAST SUPPER. 24 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,633 SPUD, WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID 25 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,668 TO LET ANYONE KNOW YOU'RE A BRAINIAC? 26 00:00:58,692 --> 00:00:59,870 I'M HOLDING ON TO A ROPE. 27 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:02,139 IT'S PULLING ME OUT OF THE ROOM. 28 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,406 AH! 29 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:04,674 IF THAT BOY WOULD JUST SHOW EVERYONE 30 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:06,209 WHAT HE CAN DO WITH THAT HEAD OF HIS. 31 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:09,179 OH, AND I DON'T MEAN THAT DANCING BOWTIE TRICK HE DOES 32 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:11,364 WITH HIS ADAM'S APPLE. 33 00:01:11,388 --> 00:01:13,550 YEAH, THEN HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO ROLL THROUGH LIFE AS A MIME. 34 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,285 YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE. 35 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,342 [KISSING] [KISSING] 36 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:23,215 [GIGGLING] 37 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:30,733 [BURP] 38 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,170 TOMORROW'S TEST DETERMINES WHAT HONORS CLASSES WE CAN TAKE NEXT YEAR, 39 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:34,871 AND HONORS CLASSES GET YOU INTO COLLEGE, 40 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,706 AND A GOOD COLLEGE MEANS A GOOD JOB. 41 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:40,777 SO, I'M GOING TO DO SPUD THE BIGGEST FAVOR OF HIS LIFE. 42 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,194 HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT? 43 00:01:42,218 --> 00:01:43,613 I'M GONNA MAKE SURE HE FINALLY GETS THE PROPS 44 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:47,651 HE DESERVES BY GETTING HIM TO TAKE THE TEST FOR REAL. 45 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,975 [CRASH] 46 00:01:53,047 --> 00:01:54,640 HEY, SPUD. 47 00:01:54,664 --> 00:01:56,259 MY ACADEMIC STANDINGS COULD USE A LITTLE JUICING. 48 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,761 MIND ACING MY TEST FOR ME? 49 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:58,929 I'M BEHIND A WALL. 50 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:00,397 I'M OPENING A DOOR, 51 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:03,200 AND I'M GIVING YOU A THUMBS UP. 52 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:04,634 AND, BEGIN. 53 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:07,003 NOW REMEMBER, EYES FORWARD, 54 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,638 NUMBER 2 PENCILS ONLY, 55 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:11,875 AND IF YOUR IN NEED OF THE RESTROOM FACILITIES, 56 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,765 TOO BAD FOR YOU. 57 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:19,238 [BEEPING] 58 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:21,501 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 59 00:02:21,525 --> 00:02:23,120 THE FIRST PERFECT STANDARDIZED TEST SCORE 60 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:26,022 IN THE HISTORY OF MILLARD FILLMORE MIDDLE SCHOOL. 61 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:29,159 OUR OWN RESIDENT GENIUS IS... 62 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:30,627 SPUD?! 63 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,329 [NO AUDIO] 64 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:35,866 I'M YELLING... NO! 65 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:39,669 ♪ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ♪ 66 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,873 ♪ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ♪ 67 00:02:42,897 --> 00:02:46,143 ♪ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ♪ 68 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:49,646 ♪ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 69 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,882 ♪ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ♪ 70 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:54,283 ♪ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ♪ 71 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,686 ♪ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ♪ 72 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,321 ♪ A REAL LIVE WIRE ♪ 73 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:04,917 ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 74 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:11,168 ♪ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 75 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:13,270 ♪ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ♪ 76 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,771 ♪ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ♪ 77 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,439 ♪ HIS DESTINY, WHAT'S UP, G? ♪ 78 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,441 ♪ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ♪ 79 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:19,942 ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 80 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,444 ♪ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ♪ 81 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:22,946 ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 82 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:26,149 ♪ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ♪ 83 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:34,173 ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 84 00:03:37,151 --> 00:03:39,061 [BELL RINGS] 85 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:40,997 OH, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SUPERIOR, 86 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:43,449 GERMAN CARS, GERMAN STRUDEL, 87 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,902 GERMAN GIRDLES, AND THE WOMEN WHO WEAR THEM, THIS CAN'T BE. 88 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:48,271 DANG, IT'S BEEN LIKE A DAY AND A HALF. 89 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:50,273 YOU THINK HE'D BE OVER IT BY NOW. 90 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:51,757 YEAH, IT'S WEIRD. 91 00:03:51,781 --> 00:03:53,243 I ALWAYS THOUGHT IF I SHOWED MY NOGGIN 92 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:55,278 AND ALL ITS NOGGINATING GLORY, 93 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:57,747 MY LIFE WOULD CHANGE LIKE, SHABAAM, 94 00:03:57,771 --> 00:04:02,174 BUT SO FAR IT'S LIKE, TOTALLY SHABORING. 95 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:04,354 [GASPS] 96 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:06,372 THE NAME IS BRAINERD, 97 00:04:06,396 --> 00:04:08,391 AGENT BRAINERD FROM THE MANHATTAN GENIUS INSTITUTE. 98 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,860 I'M HERE FOR... [GASPS] M.G.I.? 99 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,395 THE ELITE TWO-WEEK BOOT CAMP FOR BRAINS? 100 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:16,333 WELL, I ASSUMED YOU'D WANT TO RECRUIT ME TO TEACH THERE, 101 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:19,769 BUT YOU'VE COME FASTER THAN I EXPECTED. YES. 102 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,171 OH, HOTVASH SCHMORTBAN. 103 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:22,772 I ACCEPT. 104 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,374 I'M GOING TO TEACH AT THE GENIUS INSTITUTE. 105 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:27,059 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ 106 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,746 NO. I'M HERE FOR ONE ARTHUR P. SPUDINSKI. 107 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:30,480 WHAT!? 108 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:31,815 SPUDINSKI? 109 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,149 YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN. 110 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:34,973 LOOK AT HIM. 111 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:40,056 WHAT? IN MY BOOK, A CLEAN TOE IS A HAPPY TOE. 112 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,624 HA HA. 113 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:43,193 MR. SPUDINSKI, MAY I HAVE A WORD? 114 00:04:43,217 --> 00:04:44,494 NO. THIS IS A MISTAKE. 115 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:48,064 THE MACHINE, IT MALFUNCTIONED. I'M SURE OF IT. 116 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,115 [GRUNTING] 117 00:04:50,139 --> 00:04:52,168 MR. SPUDINSKI, YOUR TEST SCORE IS VERY IMPRESSIVE. 118 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:56,806 SO IMPRESSIVE, WE'RE OFFERING YOU A PLACE AT THE MANHATTAN GENIUS INSTITUTE. 119 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,157 WHAT IS THIS NOW? 120 00:04:58,181 --> 00:04:59,509 THE WHAT? THE GENIUS INSTITUTE? 121 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,978 IT'S A TWO-WEEK PROGRAM DESIGNED TO CULTIVATE 122 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,347 THE BRIGHTEST MINDS IN THE TRI-STATE AREA. 123 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:06,448 WOW, I'M HONORED AND ALL, 124 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,551 BUT I'VE GOT NO MULLAH FOR THE SCHOOLAH. 125 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:10,387 I MEAN, SO UNLESS I CAN PAY TUITION 126 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,088 IN POCKET LINT AND PRE-CHEWED GUM, 127 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,124 I'll HAVE TO RESPECTFULLY DECLINE. 128 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:17,961 YOUR TUITION WILL BE COVERED BY AN ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR. 129 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,229 YOUR PARENTS HAVE ALREADY SIGNED 130 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:20,864 THE PAPERWORK, SO IT'S SETTLED. 131 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:25,902 I EXPECT TO SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING AT THE INSTITUTE. 132 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:27,837 NO! 133 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,806 GOT TO TELL YOU PROFESSOR ROT, DUDE, 134 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,275 I'M PRETTY UPSET ABOUT IT MYSELF. 135 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:35,078 YOUVISHDIAGI... OOH. 136 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,279 PSST. 137 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:38,047 FU? 138 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,815 SORRY TO BUG YOU AT SCHOOL, KID. 139 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,606 WE GOT A LITTLE DRAGON EMERGENCY. 140 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,719 A SEWER TROLL ALERTED GRAMPS 141 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,455 THAT SOMEONE'S STASHING A POWERFUL MAGICAL ARTIFACT DOWN HERE. 142 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:48,358 WE GOT TO FIND IT BEFORE IT ENDS UP IN THE WRONG HANDS. 143 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:49,826 IN OTHER WORDS, THE USUAL. 144 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:53,163 SPEAKING OF USUAL, THAT'S HOW I LIKE MY LIFE. 145 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:54,497 USUAL. SAME OLD, SAME OLD. 146 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,567 BUT NOW, THANKS TO SOMEONE, WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED, 147 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,936 MY EXISTENCE IS CAREENING OFF 148 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,204 IN A COLLISION COURSE WITH CHANGE. 149 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,474 SPUD, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVER DOING IT JUST A TAD BIT? 150 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,258 NO, TRIX, I DON'T. 151 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,044 ONCE YOU GET LABELED A SMART LASS OR LADDIE, 152 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,979 LIFE IS ALL WORK AND NO PLAY. 153 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:12,415 MY POPS TAUGHT ME THAT WHEN I WAS BUT A BABE. 154 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:17,320 AND THAT SON, IN A NUTSHELL, IS TRICKLE-DOWN ECONOMICS. 155 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:18,971 [LAUGHTER] 156 00:06:18,995 --> 00:06:20,623 YOU'RE TOO SMART TO LAUGH AT THAT KIND OF BROAD, 157 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:23,126 SLAPSTICK KIND OF HUMOR, MISTER. 158 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,861 [BURP] 159 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,113 [LAUGHTER] 160 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,366 ALL I'M SAYING IS, I LIKE MY LIFE JUST THE WAY IT IS. 161 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,201 YEAH, TRAGIC, KID, BUT IF WE COULD GET BACK 162 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:34,259 TO SAVING THE MAGICAL WORLD, HUH? 163 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:37,640 YO, WHAT IS THAT? 164 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:39,542 UH, HARD TO SAY FOR SURE, KID, 165 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,612 BUT IF MEMORY SERVES... [ELECTRIC SURGING] 166 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:44,314 NOT YOURS. 167 00:06:44,338 --> 00:06:46,316 NOW, STEP AWAY FROM THE BOX AND MAYBE, 168 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:49,452 JUST MAYBE I'll LET YOU ALL LIVE. 169 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:50,970 ELI PANDARUS. 170 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,489 WHAT'S A LYING, CHEATING, EVIL WIZARD 171 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,157 DOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS? 172 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:55,525 AH HA HA HA. 173 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:56,876 YOU SAY THE SWEETEST THINGS, 174 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,228 BUT IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN FLATTERY TO STOP ME 175 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,163 FROM TAKING WHAT'S MINE SO THAT I CAN... 176 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:03,600 OH, LET'S SEE, WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN? 177 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,067 OH, YES. 178 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,536 TAKE OVER THE MAGICAL WORLD. 179 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,405 SORRY, PANDARUS, BUT THE ONLY WORLD 180 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:11,408 YOU'RE TAKING OVER IS A WORLD OF PAIN. 181 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:13,498 DRAGON UP. 182 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,913 I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHITTER CHAT, 183 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:17,647 BUT I'VE GOT BIG PLANS, 184 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,382 WORLD DOMINATION AND SO FORTH, 185 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:24,676 SO, I'll HAVE TO LET MY MINIONS' FISTS DO THE TALKING. 186 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,591 TIME FOR A LITTLE MINION MASHING. 187 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:29,659 HYAH! 188 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:32,117 [GRUNTING] 189 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,632 I'M THROWING A BRICK. 190 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:38,234 IT'S HAVING NO APPARENT EFFECT. 191 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,302 [GROWLS] 192 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:40,402 AAH! 193 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:41,504 I'M RUNNING FOR MY LIFE! 194 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:42,605 [GASPS] 195 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,964 [GRUNTING] 196 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,917 HEY, YOU. 197 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:56,419 WATCH OUT FOR THAT THIRD RAIL. 198 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,021 [GRUNTING] 199 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,390 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GET HOT. 200 00:08:00,414 --> 00:08:02,414 [GROWLS] 201 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:07,030 THIS IS WHAT I CALL MY BLINDSIDE MOVE. 202 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:10,033 [GRUNTS] HA! 203 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,735 WHOA! 204 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:15,972 SO HARD TO GET GOOD HELP THESE DAYS. 205 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,330 TA-TA, DRAGON. 206 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:21,544 UH! 207 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:24,169 AW, MAN. 208 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:27,484 PANDORA'S BOX. 209 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,152 LOCKED WITHIN, IS AN EVIL, 210 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,720 CAPABLE OF UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS. 211 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:34,557 WHAT DOES PANDARUS WANT WITH A BIG OLD BOX OF BAD? 212 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:36,375 GOOD QUESTION. 213 00:08:36,399 --> 00:08:38,194 ONLY DIRECT DESCENDENTS OF PANDORA ARE CAPABLE 214 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:40,430 OF CONTROLLING THE EVIL LOCKED WITHIN. 215 00:08:40,454 --> 00:08:43,099 HMM. PANDORA, PANDARUS. 216 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,634 HA! PANDORA, PANDARUS. 217 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,585 SPUD, YOU THINK THEY'RE RELATED? 218 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,538 NO, ACTUALLY I WAS THINKING THOSE WOULD MAKE GOOD NAMES 219 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:51,474 FOR A BROTHER/SISTER TEAM OF CRIME FIGHTING PANDAS, 220 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:54,711 BUT RELATED? ALL RIGHT, I'll GO WITH THAT. 221 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,045 HOLD UP. 222 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,380 IF PANDARUS CAN CONTROL THE EVIL, 223 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:59,549 WHY DIDN'T HE JUST OPEN UP THE BOX 224 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,484 WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE? 225 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,102 I DO NOT KNOW, 226 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,721 BUT WE MUST FIND OUT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. 227 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:07,090 YEAH, WELL, I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU 228 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:09,408 SAVE THE MAGICAL WORLD AND ALL, 229 00:09:09,432 --> 00:09:11,728 BUT I START MY INTERNMENT AT THE GENIUS INSTITUTE TOMORROW. 230 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,329 GENIUS INSTITUTE? 231 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,230 YOU? 232 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:17,133 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 233 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,401 SPUD? 234 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:21,426 [SPEAKING CHINESE AND LAUGHING] 235 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:29,245 THANKS FOR WALKING ME TO MY FIRST DAY OF GENIUSIZING. 236 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,714 THERE'S NO PLACE I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW. 237 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,183 EXCEPT ON A DATE WITH KYLE WILKINS. 238 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,052 I'D SELL MY MAMA DOWN A RIVER 239 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,620 FOR A DATE WITH KYLE WILKINS, OK? 240 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:39,188 I MEAN, IF FINE WAS A CRIME... 241 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,391 YEAH, AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY, YOU'LL SEE. 242 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:45,562 LIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ALL PLAY AND NO WORK, OR ALL WORK AND NO PLAY. 243 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:48,131 SEE YA LATER. 244 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,833 AND I'M SORRY I SWITCHED THE TESTS, YO. 245 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,491 WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU. 246 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,039 HEY, I CAN MULTIPLY 247 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,840 UP TO THE 16th DECIMAL POINT WITHOUT A CALCULATOR. 248 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,643 HI! I WON THE NATIONAL SPELLING BEE WHEN I WAS 7. 249 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,078 SO, WHAT'S YOUR SPECIALTY? 250 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,248 I DO AN AWESOME MIME RENDITION OF ROAD RAGE. 251 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,449 I'M GETTING IN MY CAR. 252 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,417 SOMEONE CUTS ME OFF. 253 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,552 I HONK MY HORN AND YELL AT THEM. 254 00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,387 HONK, HONK! HEY, YOU! 255 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,522 WHERE YOU GOING? 256 00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:14,123 MIMES DON'T TALK. 257 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,392 I AM JUST A BEGINNER! 258 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,461 STUDENTS, WELCOME TO THE GENIUS INSTITUTE. 259 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:22,599 TOMORROW WE BEGIN TO TEST THE DEPTHS OF YOUR INTELLIGENCE. 260 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:23,533 YEAH! 261 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:24,534 ALL RIGHT! 262 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:25,568 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 263 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,136 THIS ROOM IS FILLED 264 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,705 WITH THE WORLD'S MOST EXTRAORDINARY YOUNG MINDS. 265 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,407 TAKE EACH FACE IN AND ASK YOURSELF, 266 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:34,310 "WHO AMONGST US IS THE ONE? 267 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,878 THE SMARTEST OF THEM ALL." 268 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:37,580 YES, YOU HAVE A QUESTION. 269 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,481 HUH? 270 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:39,515 NO, I'M FLYING A KITE, 271 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,484 AND THE WIND IS VERY STRONG. 272 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,519 AH! 273 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:44,587 THAT'S RIGHT. 274 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,522 ONE OF THEM IS THE ONE. 275 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,458 AND WHEN I FIND HIM, HE'LL BE MINE FOREVER. 276 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,993 AND BY FOREVER, I ACTUALLY MEAN 277 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,529 A FEW MINUTES BEFORE I DO AWAY WITH THE LITTLE BUGGER. 278 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,687 [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] 279 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,772 HEY, TRIX, CHECK IT. ACCORDING TO THIS JOURNAL, 280 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,540 A FEW CENTURIES BACK, 281 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,309 PANDORA'S BOX WAS MODIFIED WITH AN ENCHANTED LOCK. 282 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,511 MAYBE THAT'S WHY PANDARUS HASN'T OPENED IT YET, 283 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,780 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO. 284 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,537 TRIX? 285 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,453 THAT WAS OUT BY A MILE. 286 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,189 UH, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 287 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,424 IT'S THE MIME CHANNEL. 288 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,575 I KNOW I SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR HIM, 289 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,728 BUT I CAN'T HELP MISSING OUR LITTLE MIME BOY. 290 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:29,220 YEAH, I MISS HIM, TOO. 291 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:36,928 "I" BEFORE "E," EXCEPT AFTER "C." 292 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,442 YOU TWO ARE GOIN' DOWN. 293 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,744 THESE TESTS ARE FOR SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE, 294 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:43,413 NOT ANNOYANCE. 295 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,515 SO, HELLO, I'M GONNA WIN. 296 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,918 YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS I DO BETTER THAN YOU? 297 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,253 FAIL. 298 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,589 I BET YOU THAT I CAN FAIL OUT OF HERE IN ONE DAY. 299 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:54,890 THAT'S RIGHT. 300 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,192 AND I'M GOING TO HAVE FUN DOING IT. 301 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,760 FAIL? 302 00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,362 ON PURPOSE? 303 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,596 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 304 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,998 NO TRUE GENIUS WOULD DO THAT. 305 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:05,435 IT'S AGAINST OUR NATURE, OUR RAISON D'ETRA. 306 00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:09,539 MMM, I HAD A RAISON BAGEL FOR BREAKFAST. 307 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,523 DELISH. 308 00:12:11,547 --> 00:12:13,509 WE WILL NOW BEGIN THE ADVANCED INTELLIGENCE TESTING. 309 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,011 FOR THE FIRST EXAM, 310 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,536 THE STUDENT WHO BUILDS THE STRONGEST LASER WINS. 311 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,341 [CRYING] 312 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:39,023 MMM. MOST IMPRESSIVE, IRA. 313 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,438 [LAUGHTER] 314 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,373 ARTHUR SPUDINSKI! 315 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,908 READY TO ROCK. 316 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,511 OH, AND YOU MIGHT WANT SOME EARPLUGS. 317 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,812 [LOUD ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING ] 318 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,482 ♪ WO'OW, WO'OW, WO'OW, WO'OW ♪ 319 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:55,518 ♪ MY FINGERS ARE GOIN' ♪ 320 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:59,388 ♪ AND WE MELT, FALL TO THE GROUND EXHAUSTED ♪ 321 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,624 I'VE GIVEN MY SOUL TO THE GODS OF ROCK. 322 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,092 PRONOUNCE ME WORTHY. 323 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,460 WELL, SPUD. 324 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,996 THAT WAS VERY LOUD. 325 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,681 FAILED IT. 326 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,389 NEXT, WE WILL TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF CHEMISTRY. 327 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,257 WHAT DID YOU MAKE, DEAR? 328 00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:21,865 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO IT. 329 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,014 I MADE SOME FROTHY PURPLE STUFF. 330 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,916 OH, AHH. 331 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,284 WHAT THE... 332 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,520 OHH. OH, MR. SPUDINSKI, 333 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:33,856 ARE YOU SURE YOU RECEIVED AN INVITATION TO M.G.I.? 334 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,592 YEP. OH, AND MRS. GRUMPLESTOCK? 335 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,561 DIG THE BEARD. 336 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,697 MR. SPUDINSKI, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CHEATED 337 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,181 ON THE ENTRANCE EXAM, 338 00:13:43,205 --> 00:13:44,667 BUT I WON'T STAND FOR IT ANY LONGER. 339 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:48,036 THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE TEST. 340 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:51,428 WHEN YOU FAIL IT, YOUR TIME AT THE GENIUS INSTITUTE IS OVER. 341 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,158 STILL NOTHING ON PANDARUS 342 00:13:53,182 --> 00:13:54,610 AND HIS CONTROL OVER PANDORA'S BOX? 343 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,412 NO, BUT I DID FIND A VIDEO 344 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,648 OF A GUY STANDING TOO CLOSE TO THE BUSINESS END OF AN ELEPHANT. 345 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:02,051 "THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF PEANUTS," IS ALL I CAN SAY. 346 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,586 JAKIE, THIS IS POINTLESS. 347 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,722 SPUD'S THE COMPUTER GENIUS, NOT ME. 348 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,724 HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE. 349 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,192 BEFORE THERE WAS AN INTERNET, 350 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,661 WE USED TO GET THE SCOOP THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 351 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:15,498 BELIEVE YOU ME, IF PANDARUS IS UP TO SOMETHING, 352 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,533 SOMEBODY HERE'LL KNOW ABOUT IT. 353 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,535 NOTHIN' BUT NET. 354 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,993 [GRUNTING] 355 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,430 CAN SOMEONE GET ME SOME WATER? 356 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,011 THANKS, I WAS PARCHED. 357 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,328 HEY, HEY. BINGO. 358 00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:31,647 LOOK WHO'S AT THE END OF THE BAR 359 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:32,714 NURSING A MILKSHAKE, 360 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:33,783 AND A GRUDGE, BY THE LOOKS OF IT. 361 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,818 THIS MILKSHAKE, IT'S LIKE LIFE. 362 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:38,621 SO SWEET UNTIL THE CHIPS GET STUCK IN THE STRAW 363 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,756 AND IT GIVES YOU A HEADACHE. 364 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,892 A ROUND OF BROWNIE DELIGHTS, AND KEEP 'EM COMIN'. 365 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,509 OH, I KNOW YOU. 366 00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:46,128 ELI PANDARUS' SIDEKICK. AM I RIGHT? 367 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:49,020 YEAH, UNTIL HE GAVE ME MY WALKING PAPERS. 368 00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:52,101 WHY DON'T YOU TELL FU ALL ABOUT IT. 369 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,803 PANDARUS DROPPED ME LIKE YESTERDAY'S NEWS 370 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:57,607 AND TOOK OVER THE MANHATTAN GENIUS INSTITUTE WITHOUT ME. 371 00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:58,885 SAY WHAT, NOW? 372 00:14:58,909 --> 00:15:00,163 HE'S LOOKING FOR A SUPER GENIUS 373 00:15:00,187 --> 00:15:01,444 TO UNLOCK THE CODE FOR SOME BOX HE HAS. 374 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,446 HE'S BEEN FUNDING THE WORLD'S GREATEST SCIENTISTS, 375 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,747 BUT THEY HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CRACK IT. 376 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:08,551 SO, HE DECIDED TO SEE IF A FRESH, NEW MIND COULD DO IT. 377 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,019 AND THUS, M.G.I. 378 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,455 PROBLEM IS, THE POOR SUCKER WHO DOES IT 379 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,623 IS GOING TO BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE 380 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,992 WHEN PANDARUS GETS HIS HANDS ON HIM. 381 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,693 SPUD! SPUD! 382 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,629 YOU FAILED ME. 383 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,464 YOUR ASSIGNMENT WAS TO FIND THE ONE 384 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,099 WITHOUT HAVING TO REVEAL THE CODE. 385 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,968 NOW, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SHOW THEM THE TEMPLATES. 386 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,770 JUST REMEMBER, IF NO ONE CRACKS IT, 387 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,473 YOU'LL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AS A TOAD. 388 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,731 AND AN UGLY ONE AT THAT. 389 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,068 [CROAK] 390 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,171 I WON'T FAIL YOU. 391 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,685 THIS IS OUR FINAL PLACEMENT TEST. 392 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,520 I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL PRESSURED, 393 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,156 BUT IT WILL DETERMINE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, 394 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,808 AND MINE. 395 00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:52,461 WHOEVER CRACKS THIS CODE IS THE ONE. 396 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:55,019 WE WILL NOW BEGIN. 397 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,590 [GASPING] 398 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,510 BUT I NEVER FAIL. 399 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,577 AH, THE HUMILIATION. 400 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:12,048 H-U-M-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N. 401 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,739 HUMILIATION. 402 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,620 OH, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED. 403 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,022 THIS CODE HAS CRACKED ME. 404 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,490 OH, NO. 405 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:22,992 NO ONE CRACKED THE CODE. 406 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,528 YOU ALL CROAKED, I MEAN CHOKED. 407 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,229 I HAVE ONE FINAL LESSON. 408 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,498 ALWAYS BE KIND TO TOADS. 409 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,500 HEY, HO. OVER HERE. 410 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:32,535 I HAVEN'T TRIED IT YET. 411 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,386 WHY WASTE OUR TIME, MR. SPUDINSKI? 412 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,238 IT'S CLEAR YOU DON'T BELONG AT THE GENIUS INSTITUTE. 413 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,709 WHY DON'T YOU PACK YOUR PROTRACTOR AND LEAVE? 414 00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,610 YES! 415 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,145 TOLD YOU I COULD FAIL OUT OF HERE! 416 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:47,016 IT'S OBVIOUS. HE'S NOT A REAL GENIUS. 417 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,717 OH, WHY? 418 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,418 BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR? 419 00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:52,121 YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON I DON'T WANT TO USE MY NOGGIN. 420 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:55,624 WHO WANTS TO BE A STRESSED OUT TYPE "A" WHO FORGETS TO BE A KID, 421 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,894 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO BUSY TRYING TO BE PERFECT ALL THE TIME? 422 00:16:58,918 --> 00:16:59,762 OH, I DO! 423 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,897 WELL, I DON'T. 424 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,033 ALL WORK, NO PLAY, ALL PLAY, NO WORK? 425 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,801 THERE HAS TO BE A BALANCE. 426 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:09,572 THAT SPEECH WOULD BE MOVING, IF YOU REALLY WERE A GENIUS. 427 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,674 OK, I'll PROVE IT. 428 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,809 YOUR CODE IS EASY. 429 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,111 I MEAN, IT MIGHT SEEM HARD 430 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,512 IF YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT IN 2-D, 431 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,516 BUT IN 3-D IT'S LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY. 432 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,050 3-D? 433 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,052 I DON'T SEE IT. 434 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,653 DUH. 435 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,255 YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE EVERY FOURTH DERIVATIVE 436 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,523 OF THE DANGLING PARTICIPLE 437 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,724 OF THE 10th LETTER OF EVERY SIXTH... 438 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:29,658 OH, I'M SORRY. WHAT? 439 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,550 NO ONE'S WITH ME HERE? 440 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,298 YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE. 441 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,649 ELI PANDARUS? 442 00:17:37,673 --> 00:17:39,001 WAIT, AREN'T YOU LIKE, TOTALLY EVIL? 443 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:42,605 AGAIN WITH THE FLATTERY, BUT IT WON'T WORK. 444 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,607 HA HA HA HA! 445 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,997 AAH! 446 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,104 [ALARM BLASTING] 447 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,321 JAKIE, I'M TELLING YOU. 448 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,257 THERE IS NO WAY WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE 449 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,627 TO STEALTH OUR WAY IN WITH YOU ALL DRAGONED UP. 450 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,652 HOLD UP. I GOT AN IDEA. 451 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,868 TAIL OF THE DRAGON. 452 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,592 [GRUNTS] 453 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,206 COME ON, FOLLOW ME. 454 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,264 JAKIE, LOSE THE TAIL. 455 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,013 AH, YES. 456 00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:26,164 THERE'S NOTHING MORE EXCITING 457 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,317 THAN EXECUTING A PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. 458 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,468 I'll HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD FOR THAT. 459 00:18:30,492 --> 00:18:32,621 TRUE, AND I'll HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORDS FOR IT. 460 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,791 YOU SEE, PANDORA'S BOX WAS MISSING FOR YEARS, 461 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,392 BUT THE CODE TO UNLOCK IT 462 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,994 HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH MY FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS. 463 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,964 MY FATHER AND HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM WERE NEVER ABLE 464 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,033 TO FIND ANYONE WHO COULD CRACK IT. 465 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:46,669 NOW, ALL I NEED IS FOR YOU TO FINISH THE CODE 466 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:51,640 AND I'll FINALLY HAVE MY ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE MAGICAL WORLD. 467 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,764 [EVIL LAUGHTER] 468 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,712 REALLY GOOD EVIL LAUGH, DUDE. 469 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,614 OH, CHILLS. 470 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,016 BUT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M GOING TO HELP YOU? 471 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,219 [WIMPY EVIL LAUGH] 472 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,622 MY LAUGH OF EVIL NEEDS A LITTLE WORK. 473 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,356 A MOMENT, PLEASE. 474 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,624 ALL THE TIME YOU NEED. 475 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,627 MANIS ATMOVAYO MOHAIR MOTEM! 476 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,997 AH! OK! OK, I'll READ YOUR CURSE. 477 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,755 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY THAT. 478 00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,252 OK, LET'S SEE. 479 00:19:21,276 --> 00:19:23,305 FLIP THE OUTER HANDLE, TURN THE LOCK 14 DEGREES, 480 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,540 YADA, YADA, YADA. 481 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:27,776 THEN UNSEAL THE 6 LATCHES AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. 482 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,433 JAKE! 483 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,046 TOO LATE DRAGON. 484 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,048 NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. 485 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,150 GUESS AGAIN. 486 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,895 HYAH! 487 00:19:35,919 --> 00:19:37,640 HOW ABOUT WE DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL, 488 00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:39,388 WHO WINS IN A FIGHT BETWEEN BRAINS AND BRAWN. 489 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,224 TOO BAD FOR YOU I'VE GOT BOTH. 490 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,692 UH! UH! 491 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,028 AND TOO BAD FOR YOU, MR. SPUDINSKI. 492 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,853 I HAVE NO USE FOR YOU NOW. 493 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,769 AAH! 494 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,037 HUH? 495 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,161 SPUD, HANG ON. 496 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,442 HUH! HUH! OW! 497 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:01,777 COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME A HAND? 498 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,779 OH, WAIT. I ALREADY DID. 499 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,971 [JAKE GRUNTING] 500 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,454 WAS THIS THE KIND OF HAND YOU NEEDED? 501 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,456 OOF! 502 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,158 OR WAS IT THIS KIND? 503 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,027 UH! 504 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,417 WOW! 505 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:23,999 OH, I'll GIVE YOU A HAND. NOW, WHAT WAS IT? 506 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,434 OH, YEAH. 507 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,871 MEDAS ATMOVAYER MOOVAYER MOOTAM. 508 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,095 [MOOING] OOPS. THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 509 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:35,967 MANTIS ATMOVAYER MOVAYER MONTAM. 510 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,813 NOPE. LAST TRY. 511 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:44,208 MANIS ATMOVAYO MOHAIR MOTEM. 512 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,072 UHH! 513 00:20:47,096 --> 00:20:49,347 I WON'T BE STICKING AROUND FOR THE BIG FINALE. 514 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,318 HUH? 515 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,299 YOU CAME FOR ME. 516 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,268 WE COULDN'T GET THROUGH TWO DAYS WITHOUT YOU, 517 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,336 LET ALONE TWO WEEKS. 518 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,405 AH, YOU'RE CRUSHING MY SPINE A LITTLE BIT, THOUGH. 519 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,573 OH, SORRY. 520 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,774 COME HERE, YOU. 521 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:06,976 COME ON, GIVE SPUD THE LOVE. 522 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,911 YOU KNOW YOU WANNA. COME HERE. 523 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,012 OK, OK. 524 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,180 I'M GIVING YOU THE LOVE. 525 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:14,138 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 526 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,204 HEY, SPUD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 527 00:21:19,228 --> 00:21:21,991 TEACHING MY NEW BUDS OVER HERE YOU CAN BE SMART AND HAVE FUN. 528 00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:25,461 AN AVERAGE SPEED OF 15 MILES PER HOUR DOWN A 47-DEGREE ANGLE... 529 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:29,798 SPUD, I'M SORRY I PUSHED YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO. 530 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,666 IT'S OK. 531 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,535 SOMETIMES A KID NEEDS A LITTLE PUSH FROM HIS FRIENDS. 532 00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,304 WHOA, HA HA! YEAH! 533 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:38,073 TRUTH IS, I WAS WRONG TO HIDE MY NOGGIN. 534 00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,724 WHEN I WAS CRACKIN' THE CODE, 535 00:21:39,748 --> 00:21:41,377 IT FELT GOOD, LIKE I WAS BEING CHALLENGED. 536 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,846 AND I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT IF YOU HADN'T BELIEVED IN ME. 537 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:47,483 I MEAN, I WAS EVEN THINKING OF TAKING SOME ADVANCED CLASSES. 538 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,518 THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR, SPUD. 539 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,186 OH, YOU GUYS WILL BE GLAD TO KNOW 540 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,855 THAT I'M THINKING MAYBE THE LIFE OF A MIME, 541 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:55,224 NOT SO MUCH THE LIFE FOR ME. 542 00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:56,875 SO, THEN WHAT YOU GONNA BE? 543 00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:58,527 A FAMOUS SCIENTIST? OOH, A MATHEMATICIAN? 544 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:03,265 NO, I'M THINKING MAYBE I'M MORE OF A ONE-MAN BAND KIND OF DUDE. 545 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:06,991 AW, MAN. AW, MAN. 546 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,338 SPUDINSKI'S MIND IS ONE STRANGE AND MYSTERIOUS PLACE. 547 00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:12,339 HERE'S ON OF HIS IQ TESTS YOU DIDN'T SEE. 548 00:22:12,363 --> 00:22:14,343 SPUD, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A NUMBER OF IMAGES. 549 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:17,212 JUST BLURT OUT WHATEVER IT IS THEY REMIND YOU OF. 550 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:19,614 MONKEY RIDING A UNICYCLE. 551 00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:22,017 OH, I KNOW, THAT'S A MONKEY RIDING A UNICYCLE. 552 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,169 AND THIS ONE? 553 00:22:24,193 --> 00:22:26,322 MMM, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE HARDER TO DECIPHER. 554 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,158 IT'S A STINKING MONKEY RIDING A UNICYCLE. 555 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,950 NOPE, SORRY, JUST NOT SEEING IT...