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[GRUNTING]
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[COOING]
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[GROWLS]
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[COOING]
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[THUNDER]
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[COOING]
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[HELICOPTER]
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AAH!
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REV 'EM UP, BOYS.
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ONLY 2 MORE CHOPPING
DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS.
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[CRYING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[CRYING]
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[ROARING]
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WHOA, HO HO HO HO.
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A TRIBE OF ANGRY
SASQUATCHES AIN'T PRETTY
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AND IT'S GOING TO
GET A LOT UGLIER
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IF THEY DON'T FIND
THAT LITTLE FUZZ BALL.
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OH! HEY THERE, KIDS.
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IF YOU HAVEN'T GUESSED BY NOW,
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THIS IS THE AMERICAN DRAGON
HOKEY HOLIDAY SPECIAL.
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LIKE ALL HOLIDAY SPECIALS,
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IT'S ABOUT FAMILY, TOGETHERNESS,
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BLA BLA BLA, AND ALL THAT
OTHER SAPPY GARBAGE.
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OK. LET'S GET ON
WITH THE MAIN TITLES
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BEFORE I HURL EGGNOG ALL
OVER THE SNOW RIGHT HERE.
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♪ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ♪
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♪ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ♪
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♪ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ♪
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♪ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
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♪ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ♪
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♪ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ♪
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♪ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON
TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ♪
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♪ A REAL LIVE WIRE ♪
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♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
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♪ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
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♪ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ♪
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♪ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ♪
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♪ HIS DESTINY, WHAT'S UP, G? ♪
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♪ IT'S SHOWTIME,
BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ♪
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♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
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♪ I'M A DRAGON,
I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ♪
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♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
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♪ I'M THE MAGICAL
PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ♪
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♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪
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OK. SO...
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'TIS THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
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AND I KNOW 2 GUYS HAVING A
ROUGHER MORNING THAN ME.
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[COOING]
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ANOTHER BABE IN THE WOODS
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JUST WOKE UP
ALONE IN THE BIG CITY.
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[COOING]
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AND ACROSS TOWN,
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SURE, HE LOOKS PEACEFUL NOW,
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BUT JUST WAIT FOR
THE... [COW MOOING]
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NO!
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[MOOING]
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AW, MAN.
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EVERY YEAR.
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RISE AND SHINE,
MY FESTIVE FAMILY.
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MOO-EY CHRISTMAS ALL.
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IT'S TIME TO CRANK UP
THE HOLIDAY HO HO METER.
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OH, COME ON, DAD.
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JUST FOR ONCE,
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CAN'T WE DO CHRISTMAS
WITH SOME FRESH BEATS?
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] ♪
WE'RE TALKING HO HO HO ♪
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♪ WE'RE TALKING YO YO YO ♪
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♪ MY HOMIES AND MY
HONIES AND SOME MISTLETOE ♪
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♪ WE'RE ROLLING DOWN BROADWAY ♪
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♪ LIKE A JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪
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♪ BUT IF SANTA RIDES BY ♪
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♪ WE'RE GOING TO
JACK HIS SLEIGH ♪
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AH, AH, AH, AH.
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SORRY, JAKE A ROONIE ROO,
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BUT JINGLE BELLS BARNYARD
IS A FAMILY TRADITION.
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JUMPIN' JACK
FROST, IT IS SNOWING.
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MY RECORD!
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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UM... LIGHTNING?
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DON'T WORRY, DADDY.
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I'll DOWNLOAD A REPLACEMENT.
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LEGALLY, OF COURSE.
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I GOT IT!
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♪ OINK, OINK BELLS ♪
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♪ OINK, OINK ALL THE OINK ♪
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JAKE, YOU'RE NOT WEARING
YOUR SPECIAL CHRISTMAS SWEATER.
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DO I HAVE TO?
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OH, SWEET MOTHER
OF MISTLETOE, SON.
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IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION.
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I KNOW BUT THIS YEAR, WHAT SAY,
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WE TRY OUT SOME
NEW FAMILY TRADITIONS?
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WHY, SON?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUPER
DUPER ONES WE HAVE NOW?
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UH... NOBODY ELSE IS
GOING TO SEE THIS, RIGHT?
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JUST FAMILY AND 500 OF
OUR CLOSEST FRIENDS.
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OK, EVERYBODY, HIT YOUR NOSES.
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SO, CHECK IT THIS YEAR,
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I SAY WE GO LONG FAMILY
CHRISTMAS, THE REMIX.
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OUT WITH THE OLD TRADITIONS
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AND IN WITH US HITTIN'
THE HOLIDAY BLOCK PARTY.
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IT'S GOING TO BE OFF THE HOOK.
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OH, OH, A BLOCK PARTY.
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THAT SOUNDS PERFECT.
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IT DOES?
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SURE.
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FOR SOME PERIOD COSTUME
CHRISTMAS CAROLING.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NOT THE CAROLING.
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I GET TO PLAY THE
LITTLEST ANGEL.
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IT'S LIKE ART IMITATING LIFE.
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PERK UP, KIDDO.
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IT'S THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
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YOU MUST HAVE THE
SADDEST FACE IN THE CITY.
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[COOS]
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[GURGLES]
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[SCREAMING]
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♪ 4 CALLING BIRDS ♪
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♪ 3 FRENCH HENS ♪
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♪ 2 TURTLE DOVES ♪
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AND YOU KNOW, A BIRD AND STUFF.
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[MAN COUGHS]
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[FEEDBACK]
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YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO!
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EVERYBODY, SHAKE YOUR PRESENTS
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LIKE YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT SANTA GOT YA.
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IT'S A HIP-HOP HOLIDAY, YO!
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
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KNOCK OFF YOUR NOISE POLLUTION
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OR I WILL HAVE YOU ALL TOASTED
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LIKE A CHRISTMAS
SCHNOCKEN STREUDEL!
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WHAT WOULD?
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WOW!
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HE SEEMS REALLY MAD.
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I TOLD YOU YOU WERE OFF-KEY.
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THE NERVE OF SOME.
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Announcer: THE
ESCAPED ZOO MONKEY.
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WITNESSES SAY THE BABY
GORILLA APPARENTLY VANISHED
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RIGHT AFTER THIS
FOOTAGE WAS TAKEN.
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GORILLA, MY LEDERHOSEN.
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THAT BABY IS A SASQUATCH
AND I AM GOING TO PROVE IT.
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WELL, THAT WAS
JUST THE RIGHT SHOT
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OF HOLIDAY SPIRIT
TRIXIE AND I NEEDED.
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RIGHT, BABY?
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WHATEVER.
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MOM, WE GOT TO GET TO
THE STORE FOR DAD'S EGGNOG.
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YOUR DAD? THE COLONEL'S HOME?
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HONEY, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
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YOUR FATHER JUST CAN'T MAKE IT.
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HE'LL BE HERE FOR
NEW YEAR'S. I PROMISE.
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BUT IT'S JUST NOT
CHRISTMAS WITHOUT DAD.
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HANK AND THE OTHER PILOTS
ARE STILL STUCK IN GREENLAND,
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UNLESS THEY CAN DE-ICE
HIS PLANE BY TONIGHT.
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HO HO! SHALOM!
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HAPPY KWANZAA, CHRISTMAS,
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HANUKKAH. AND
BLANASTAVIA FIG HARVEST!
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SPUD, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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FESTIVE, IS IT NOT?
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BETWEEN ALL MY COUSINS,
AUNTS, AND UNCLES,
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I GOT RELATIVES OBSERVING
EVERY MAJOR HOLIDAY.
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TRANSLATION... MORE GIFTS AND
SNACKALICIOUS TREATS FOR MOI.
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WHO'S HUNGRY?
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I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE COINS,
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FIGGY PUDDING, AND NANA
SPUDINSKI'S FAMOUS FRUITCAKE.
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THAT FRUITCAKE
LOOKS LIKE A FOOTBALL.
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TASTES LIKE ONE, TOO.
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THE HOLIDAYS RULE.
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NOW, LET'S GO A-CAROLING.
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♪ WE WISH YOU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪
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WELL DONE.
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FESTIVE YET MELANCHOLY.
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YEAH! WE ROCK.
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I SMELL AN ENCORE.
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NO!
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I MEAN, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD
GO BEFORE YOU CATCH MY COLD.
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ACHOO!
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JAKE, I MUST SPEAK WITH YOU.
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POPS, WHY DON'T YOU
GUYS GO CAROL OUTSIDE
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WHILE WE HELP GRAMPS
GET BACK TO BED?
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GOOD CALL, SON.
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HEY, BUT DON'T DILLY DALLY, OK?
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THE TRADITION TRAIN IS
PULLING OUT OF THE STATION.
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CHUGA CHUGA WHOO WHOO!
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A SASQUATCH IN NEW YORK?
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HOW?
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SASQUATCHS ARE
PEACEFUL BY NATURE,
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BUT THEY'LL TEAR THIS CITY APART
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IF THEY THINK IT WILL HELP
THEM FIND THEIR LOST BABY.
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DON'T SWEAT IT, G.
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I'll FIND THE LITTLE GUY.
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ACCORDING TO THE SNOW SPRITES,
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THE BABY'S TRACKS HAVE BEEN
SPOTTED AROUND THE MALL.
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YOU MUST RETURN IT TO ITS TRIBE
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IF WE HOPE TO AVOID A DISASTER.
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ACHOO!
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TIME TO HEAVE HO, HO HO HOERS.
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HEY, POP, YOU MIND IF
WE WRAP UP THE CAROLING
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AND HIT THE MALL INSTEAD?
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THE MALL?
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WHY, JAKE, IT IS LIKE
YOU UNWRAPPED MY BRAIN
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AND SAW MY MIND.
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THIS IS SO NOT WHAT I MEANT.
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[CLICK]
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HEY, JAKE!
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WHY DON'T YOU ASK
SANTA FOR SOME DIAPERS?
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HA HA HA HA!
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OH, MAN.
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COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER
YOU ARE, MRS. SASQUATCH!
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[BELCH]
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YOUR SPECIAL CLOAKING
POWERS ARE NO MATCH
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AGAINST THE WITS OF A
TRAINED MYTHO-BIOLOGIST.
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HMM.
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THE BEAST IS CLOSE.
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TIME TO LURE HIM OUT WITH THE
SPECIAL SASQUATCH MATING CALL.
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[BLASTING]
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[SPEAKS GERMAN]
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GET THEM OFF! OH, GET THEM OFF!
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OFF! OFF! OFF!
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[EATING]
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OH, COME ON, JAKE.
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DON'T BE SHY.
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TELL SANTA WHAT YOU WANT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I
WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
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TO GET AWAY FROM
MY WACKED FAMILY
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AND THEIR STUPID TRADITIONS!
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[SQUEAK]
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HUH?
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OH, SO YOU'RE JUST TOO COOLIE
COOL FOR YOUR OWN FAMILY.
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RIGHT, JAKE?
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DAD, LOOK.
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I WANT YOU TO DECIDE
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RIGHT NOW, MR. COOLIE PANTS.
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HOW DO YOU WANT TO
SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE?
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HONORING OUR TRADITIONS
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AND CREATING SPECIAL
FAMILY MOMENTS
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OR CRUNKING THE NIGHT AWAY AT
SOME HIPPY HOPPY BLOCK PARTY?
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WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, MISTER?
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[KNOCKING]
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[SQUEAKING]
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LOOK!
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SORRY, DAD.
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I GOT TO GO.
244
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:59,142
WELL, THAT SURE DIDN'T
GO HOW I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
245
00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,478
JAKE, YOU AIN'T HAVE TO GO
OFF ON POPPA DOG LIKE THAT.
246
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,114
AT LEAST YOUR DAD'S
AROUND FOR CHRISTMAS.
247
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,783
THAT IS SO NOT THE SPIRIT
248
00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,519
OF THE BLANASTAVIAN FIG HARVEST.
249
00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:11,487
YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND.
250
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,456
EVERY YEAR IT'S
THE SAME STUPID...
251
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,246
HOLD UP.
252
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,294
OK.
253
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,230
HE'S ALL OURS.
254
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,189
JUST KEEP IT SLOW AND
CALM AND WE GOT HIM.
255
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,704
YOU ARE MINE NOW, SASQUATCH.
256
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,272
HEY!
257
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,442
I TOLD YOU THAT WAS
A SASQUATCH ON TV.
258
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,110
[SCREAMS]
259
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,178
THERE IT GOES!
260
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,380
WAIT! OH!
261
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,681
OH!
262
00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:42,273
OH, MAN.
263
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,489
OH, YOU'RE BACK.
264
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,547
WELL, LET ME CATCH YOU UP.
265
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,420
THROUGH THE GIFT OF SONG.
266
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,702
♪ OH, BABY SASQUATCH
IS RUNNING ♪
267
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:02,972
♪ THE HUNTS YAHOOS ARE CHASING ♪
268
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,241
♪ OH, OH ♪
269
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:12,504
♪ BUT RATWOOD'S TRACKING IS
SOMEWHAT LESS THAN AMAZING ♪
270
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,585
♪ JAKE'S CREW IS ON THE HUNT ♪
271
00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:19,455
♪ BUT THEY'RE
LOSING THE TRAIL AND ♪
272
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,458
[COUGHING, MUMBLING]
273
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,660
[GRUNTS]
274
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,251
SWEET SANTA'S DREIDEL!
275
00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,564
THE TRACKS JUST DISAPPEARED.
276
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,148
GUESS I WON'T BE THE ONLY ONE
277
00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:31,734
NOT SPENDING THE
HOLIDAYS WITH THEIR POPS.
278
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,836
CHEER UP, TRIX. HAVE
A CHOCOLATE COIN.
279
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:38,207
MM-MMM. IT PUTS THE
CHOCOLATE IN CHANUKAH.
280
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,509
[GRUNTS]
281
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,233
IT'S BABY!
282
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:49,218
IT'S GOT TO BE IN
HERE SOMEWHERE.
283
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,703
[CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING]
284
00:11:51,727 --> 00:11:54,190
MAN, AND I THOUGHT JINGLE
BELLS BARNYARD WAS ANNOYING.
285
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,391
OH, DID YOU NOW?
286
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,492
DAD! MOM!
287
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,526
HALEY!
288
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,561
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
289
00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,778
WE'RE BUYING BRITTLE
290
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,997
TO LEAVE ON THE ROOF
FOR SANTA'S REINDEER.
291
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,948
WELL, IT'S A
CHRISTMAS TRADITION,
292
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,901
BUT I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T
CARE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT WACK.
293
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,369
RIGHT, SON? HONEY.
294
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,839
MAYBE JAKE CAME HERE TO
APOLOGIZE FOR RUINING CHRISTMAS.
295
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:10,640
ME?
296
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,958
LOOK, I AM SORRY.
297
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,278
I WAS JUST TRYING TO CUT
DOWN ON THE LAMENESS FACTOR.
298
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,579
THAT'S ALL. I REALLY...
299
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:19,215
GET YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF ME!
300
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,006
REALLY GOT TO GO.
301
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,610
EAR OF THE DRAGON.
302
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,560
NO! WAIT! I CAN EXPLAIN.
303
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,595
YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHY YOU
WERE SPREADING RAW MEAT
304
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,263
ALL OVER THE SECOND FLOOR?
305
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:37,455
I THOUGHT IT WAS TINSEL?
306
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,585
GUYS, SPREAD OUT.
307
00:12:39,609 --> 00:12:41,426
HE'S SOMEWHERE ON
THE SECOND FLOOR.
308
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,474
AAAH!
309
00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:47,031
[CRASH]
310
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:53,516
I THINK I JUST FOUND
RATWOOD'S BAIT.
311
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,100
YUCK!
312
00:12:55,124 --> 00:12:56,686
AND I JUST FOUND THE BABY.
313
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,644
HAIRY WHITE ONE ON THE RIGHT.
314
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,626
I WANT THE HAIRY WHITE ONE!
315
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,727
IT'S MY TOY!
316
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,928
MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!
317
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,431
HEY, LOOK! HE'S GETTING AWAY!
318
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,566
SO IF WE CAN'T GET THE SASQUATCH
319
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,702
FOR THE HUNTSMAN'S PRESENT,
320
00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:13,669
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
321
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,872
BETTY BUNSEN
BROWNIE BURNER OR...
322
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,306
POTATO PATCH BUDDY?
323
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,474
OH, THE BETTY BUNSEN.
324
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,475
NO CONTEST.
325
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,599
[SCREAMING]
326
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,432
OH!
327
00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:28,584
CHECK IT OUT! THE SASQUATCH.
328
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,035
NOW WHAT?
329
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,487
HOLD UP A SECOND.
LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS.
330
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,572
IF YOU WERE A
SCARED LITTLE BABY,
331
00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:35,658
YOU'D BE LOOKING FOR A SHELTER
THAT FELT LIKE HOME. RIGHT?
332
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,927
SO, WHERE DO SASQUATCHES LIVE?
333
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:38,961
HMM.
334
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,830
SASQACHUAN?
335
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,398
[RIM SHOT]
336
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,534
THANK YOU. I'll BE
HERE ALL WEEK.
337
00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:45,968
THEY LIVE IN THE TREES.
338
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,838
WE HAVE TO GO POKE AROUND
EVERY TREE IN CENTRAL PARK?
339
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,072
HE'S A BIGFOOT, JAKE.
340
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,708
THE TREES IN CENTRAL
PARK ARE WAY TOO SMALL.
341
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,678
HE'D WANT TO LIVE
IN SOMETHING...
342
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:56,512
BIGGER.
343
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,481
TRIX, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
344
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,449
COME ON.
345
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,584
[CHEERING]
346
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,620
Crowd: AND 5, 4...
WE'RE TOO LATE. LOOK!
347
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:10,615
Crowd: 3, 2, 1!
348
00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:19,569
[SCREAMING]
349
00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,404
NO!
350
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,739
YEE-HAW!
351
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,663
GOTCHA!
352
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,044
[GURGLES]
353
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,229
[SCREECHING]
354
00:14:30,253 --> 00:14:32,415
NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL
A WICKED, SWEET RIDE.
355
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:36,886
YEAH. OLD SANTY CLAUS
HOOKED US UP REAL GOOD.
356
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,021
2 HUNTS LOSERS ARE A LOT EASIER
357
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,656
TO CATCH THAN ONE
BABY SASQUATCH.
358
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,959
BELIEVE ME, IT COULD BE WORSE.
359
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,627
[ROARING]
360
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,562
[SCREAMING]
361
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,631
SWEET MOTHER OF LaMANCHA.
362
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,433
YOU WERE RIGHT.
363
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,624
AW, MAN.
364
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,029
[GROWLING]
365
00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:00,465
DRAGON UP.
366
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,745
HANG TIGHT, GUYS.
367
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,380
LET ME TALK TO 'EM.
368
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,848
[GRUNTS]
369
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,550
DRAGON?
370
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,652
AAH!
371
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,888
Jake: YO!
372
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,023
HEY, AIRBALLS!
373
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,057
All: HUH?
374
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,091
WE'RE GOING TO
FIND YOUR LITTLE GUY,
375
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,126
BUT YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO CHILL
376
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,629
ON THE SMASH AND
CRASH. YOU FEEL ME?
377
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:20,696
[GRUNTING]
378
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,431
[GROWLING]
379
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,833
HUH?
380
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,635
WHOA!
381
00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,571
UH, JAKIE, THEY
AIN'T FEELING YOU.
382
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,639
[GROWLING]
383
00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,674
OK. SO LET'S HEAR
OUR OTHER OPTIONS.
384
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,644
WELL, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH OF MY
NANA'S FRUITCAKE TO GO AROUND,
385
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:39,470
SO I GUESS I'll JUST HAVE
TO KEEP THEM OCCUPIED.
386
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,889
SPUD ON ICE.
387
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,124
WAZZA!
388
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,126
AND JAZZ HANDS.
389
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,084
[GROWLING]
390
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,599
OUCH! TOUGH CROWD.
391
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,418
[GRUNTING]
392
00:15:59,442 --> 00:16:02,238
WOULD YOU MIND CONTROLLING THAT
LITTLE HAIR TORNADO BACK THERE?
393
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,674
ME? MAN, WHY DON'T
YOU GET YOUR...
394
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:08,010
GET YOUR SORRY... DRAGONS!
395
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,146
OH, LET'S SEE HOW HE LIKES
THESE CHRISTMAS GOODIES.
396
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,615
TAKE THAT AND THAT
397
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,151
AND A LITTLE BIT OF THAT THERE!
398
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,585
[BEEP] WHAT THE...
399
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,554
WE GOT US A CHRISTMAS TWO-FER.
400
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:22,780
THE HUNTSMAN'S
GONNA... [SCREAMING]
401
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,953
[GRUNTING]
402
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,101
HEY, THE CHINESE NEW YEAR NUMBER
403
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,736
ISN'T UNTIL LATER
BUT KEEP DANCING.
404
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,627
THE AUDIENCE WILL NEVER KNOW.
405
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,177
[JINGLE BELLS PLAYING]
406
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,129
OOH!
407
00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:47,104
SUDDENLY, I'M REALLY MISSING
THAT REINDEER SWEATER.
408
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:52,610
AAH!
409
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,691
THAT WAS SOME
WORLD-CLASS SKATING.
410
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,950
HOW ARE THEY NOT
IMPRESSED BY THAT?
411
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,963
HOLD FAST!
412
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:01,964
I GOT AN IDEA!
413
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,666
HEY, YO, HAIRBALL.
414
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,502
I'VE GOT YOUR BABY.
415
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,354
[GROWLS]
416
00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:12,208
TRIXIE, I THINK THIS
IS A REALLY BAD IDEA.
417
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,610
[GROWLING]
418
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,901
WELL, YOU BETTER COME ON!
419
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,651
YAAH!
420
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,621
[NEIGH]
421
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:30,181
JAKIE, WHATEVER YOU DOIN',
YOU BETTER DO IT FASTER.
422
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,965
WE'RE APPROACHING
THE RENDEZVOUS POINT.
423
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:37,066
MAN, SEND US A HELICOPTER
424
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,191
'CAUSE WE JUST
GOT US A BIG FOOT.
425
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,171
[GROWLING]
426
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,205
COME ON, JAKIE.
427
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,307
WHERE YOU AT, BOY?
428
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,876
YEE-HAW!
429
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,012
WHOA! THEY DON'T
COME ANY CLOSER THAN...
430
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,603
WHOA!
431
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:53,849
EVERYBODY OK?
432
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,684
[GROWLING]
433
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:59,644
THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET
REALLY HAIRY AROUND HERE.
434
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,651
[BEEP]
435
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,700
[CRYING]
436
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,926
[GROWLING]
437
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,598
[BEEP]
438
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,611
[GRUNTS]
439
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,113
UHH!
440
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,214
WHAT HAPPENED?
441
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,682
STUN-RAYED.
442
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,584
CAN'T MOVE.
443
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,720
NOSE ITCHES.
444
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,155
[GROWLING]
445
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,156
OK, THEN.
446
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,891
TIME TO SHOW THESE HOT SCROOGES
447
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,593
WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT.
448
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,629
NANA SPUDINSKI'S FRUITCAKE.
449
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,653
UHH!
450
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,826
[SCREAMING]
451
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,941
[CRYING]
452
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,232
[GROWLING]
453
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,112
TAKE THE BABY!
454
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,113
HUH?
455
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,180
[SCREAMING]
456
00:18:58,204 --> 00:18:59,148
GOT YA.
457
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,205
[GRUNTING]
458
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,655
[COOING]
459
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,923
[GRUNTING]
460
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,358
HERE YOU GO.
461
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,626
SAFE AND SOUND.
462
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,718
[GRUNTING]
463
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,104
OH, MAN.
464
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,189
THEY'RE COMING BACK,
465
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,297
AND I'M COMPLETELY
OUT OF FRUITCAKE.
466
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,134
[COOING]
467
00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:34,650
UH, THANKS.
468
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,274
[COOING]
469
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,426
TRIX, YOU OK?
470
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,728
YEAH.
471
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,062
I'M JUST HAPPY SOMEBODY
472
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,765
GOT TO BE WITH HIS
FAMILY ON CHRISTMAS.
473
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,017
HEY! COME ON NOW.
474
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,270
EGGNOG SMOOTHIES ON
ME. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
475
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,704
I HATE EGGNOG.
476
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,372
WHAT?
477
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,162
4 HOURS AGO,
478
00:19:58,186 --> 00:19:59,952
YOU WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT
DRINKING EGGNOG WITH YOUR DAD.
479
00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:01,744
I KNOW, BUT I NEVER
SAID I LIKED DRINKING IT.
480
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,680
OOH, AND THE
SMELL, PLAYA, PLEASE.
481
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,248
BUT MY DADDY LOVES
THAT NASTY STUFF,
482
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,417
SO EVERY YEAR, WE
MAKE IT TOGETHER.
483
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,187
IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF...
484
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,455
FAMILY TRADITION.
485
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,758
COME ON, TRIX,
LET'S GET YOU HOME.
486
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,092
I GOT TO GO OUT
487
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,427
AND TAKE CARE OF ONE
LAST CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
488
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,329
COULD YOU DRIVE ME
OUT FIRST THOUGH, JAKE?
489
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:24,155
I GOT TO MEET MY FOLKS
FOR THE HOLIDAY FIG FEAST.
490
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,327
HUH?
491
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,944
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY GIRL.
492
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,145
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
493
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:38,480
I GOT STARTED ON THE
EGGNOG WITHOUT YOU.
494
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,449
DADDY!
495
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,701
BUT YOUR PLANE.
496
00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:44,954
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ICED
IN AT THE BASE IN GREENLAND.
497
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,056
HOW DID YOU... IT WAS
THE STRANGEST THING.
498
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,724
ONE MINUTE, THE
PLANE WAS FROZEN.
499
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,492
THE NEXT MINUTE, SOMETHING
FLEW OVER THE BASE
500
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,727
AND MELTED ALL THE ICE AWAY.
501
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,964
NOW, I NEVER KNEW SANTA'S
REINDEER COULD BREATHE FIRE.
502
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,466
THANKS, JAKIE.
503
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,358
SO, HOW AM I DOING SO FAR?
504
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,538
OH, YEAH.
505
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,496
NOW THAT IS DELICIOUS.
506
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:10,479
YOU GUYS REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO
WAIT FOR ME TO PUT THE STAR ON.
507
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,313
SURE, WE DID.
508
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,048
IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION.
509
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,151
SORRY I WAS SUCH A
GROUCH YESTERDAY.
510
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,753
AND I'M SORRY IF YOU FEEL
511
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,754
OUR TRADITIONS ARE A LITTLE,
512
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,124
OH, HOW DID YOU PUT IT, WACK?
513
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,192
THEY'RE NOT WACK.
514
00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:26,061
OK. MAYBE THEY ARE,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
515
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,763
THEY'RE OUR WACK TRADITIONS.
516
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,299
LET'S OPEN PRESENTS.
517
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,716
YAY!
518
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,135
YOU KNOW, I GUESS
IT WOULDN'T HURT
519
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,136
TO SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT.
520
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,537
HEY! HOW ABOUT WE FIND SOMETHING
521
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,507
OTHER THAN BARNYARD
JINGLES TO LISTEN TO?
522
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,475
FOR REAL?
523
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,976
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
524
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,478
THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER.
525
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,480
[SQUEAKING]
526
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,915
IT'S JUNGLE JINGLE BELLS.
527
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,183
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
528
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,020
OH, MAN!
529
00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:53,344
[GURGLING]
530
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:56,775
AH!
531
00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:58,227
DID I TELL YOU A STORY
SWEET AND SAPPY ENOUGH
532
00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:02,564
TO PUT ON YOUR CHRISTMAS
PANCAKES JUST LIKE EGGNOG.
533
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:03,465
BLAH!
534
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,566
THAT'S VILE.
535
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:07,024
MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS.
536
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,705
NEW FROM FOO DOG RECORDS.
537
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,975
IT'S THE SASQUATCH FAMILY
CROONER'S HOLIDAY SING-A-LONG.
538
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,411
[GROWLING]
539
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,362
THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS.
540
00:22:17,386 --> 00:22:19,315
YOU'LL GET ALL YOUR
FAVORITES LIKE DECK THE HALLS.
541
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,217
[GROWLING]
542
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,952
GOOD KING WENCESLAS.
543
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,822
[GROWLING]
544
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,191
AND, UH, SILENT NIGHT.
545
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,982
[GROWLING]