1 00:00:04,939 --> 00:00:07,272 [GRUNTING] 2 00:00:12,947 --> 00:00:14,747 [COOING] 3 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:23,000 [GROWLS] 4 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:25,858 [COOING] 5 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,931 [THUNDER] 6 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,651 [COOING] 7 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,308 [HELICOPTER] 8 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,646 AAH! 9 00:00:51,052 --> 00:00:53,813 REV 'EM UP, BOYS. 10 00:00:53,837 --> 00:00:56,621 ONLY 2 MORE CHOPPING DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS. 11 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,603 [CRYING] 12 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:01,293 [GRUNTING] 13 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:14,317 [GRUNTING] 14 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:16,642 [CRYING] 15 00:01:24,018 --> 00:01:26,618 [ROARING] 16 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:31,801 WHOA, HO HO HO HO. 17 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,570 A TRIBE OF ANGRY SASQUATCHES AIN'T PRETTY 18 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,272 AND IT'S GOING TO GET A LOT UGLIER 19 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:38,341 IF THEY DON'T FIND THAT LITTLE FUZZ BALL. 20 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:39,676 OH! HEY THERE, KIDS. 21 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,961 IF YOU HAVEN'T GUESSED BY NOW, 22 00:01:41,985 --> 00:01:44,247 THIS IS THE AMERICAN DRAGON HOKEY HOLIDAY SPECIAL. 23 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,615 LIKE ALL HOLIDAY SPECIALS, 24 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,250 IT'S ABOUT FAMILY, TOGETHERNESS, 25 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:50,620 BLA BLA BLA, AND ALL THAT OTHER SAPPY GARBAGE. 26 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:51,922 OK. LET'S GET ON WITH THE MAIN TITLES 27 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:55,325 BEFORE I HURL EGGNOG ALL OVER THE SNOW RIGHT HERE. 28 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:58,662 ♪ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ♪ 29 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:02,165 ♪ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ♪ 30 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:05,368 ♪ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ♪ 31 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:08,705 ♪ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 32 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:11,308 ♪ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ♪ 33 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:13,693 ♪ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ♪ 34 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:16,079 ♪ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ♪ 35 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:17,914 ♪ A REAL LIVE WIRE ♪ 36 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:24,309 ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 37 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:30,360 ♪ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 38 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,629 ♪ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ♪ 39 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,164 ♪ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ♪ 40 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:35,832 ♪ HIS DESTINY, WHAT'S UP, G? ♪ 41 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,034 ♪ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ♪ 42 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,435 ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 43 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:40,837 ♪ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ♪ 44 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,339 ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 45 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:45,342 ♪ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ♪ 46 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:53,366 ♪ AMERICAN DRAGON ♪ 47 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:58,932 OK. SO... 48 00:02:58,956 --> 00:03:00,844 'TIS THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS, 49 00:03:00,868 --> 00:03:02,759 AND I KNOW 2 GUYS HAVING A ROUGHER MORNING THAN ME. 50 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,094 [COOING] 51 00:03:04,118 --> 00:03:05,928 ANOTHER BABE IN THE WOODS 52 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:07,764 JUST WOKE UP ALONE IN THE BIG CITY. 53 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:08,965 [COOING] 54 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:10,132 AND ACROSS TOWN, 55 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:11,301 SURE, HE LOOKS PEACEFUL NOW, 56 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:14,271 BUT JUST WAIT FOR THE... [COW MOOING] 57 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,205 NO! 58 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:16,206 [MOOING] 59 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,707 AW, MAN. 60 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,676 EVERY YEAR. 61 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,679 RISE AND SHINE, MY FESTIVE FAMILY. 62 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,980 MOO-EY CHRISTMAS ALL. 63 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:27,083 IT'S TIME TO CRANK UP THE HOLIDAY HO HO METER. 64 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,385 OH, COME ON, DAD. 65 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,770 JUST FOR ONCE, 66 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,178 CAN'T WE DO CHRISTMAS WITH SOME FRESH BEATS? 67 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:36,193 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] ♪ WE'RE TALKING HO HO HO ♪ 68 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:38,244 ♪ WE'RE TALKING YO YO YO ♪ 69 00:03:38,268 --> 00:03:40,297 ♪ MY HOMIES AND MY HONIES AND SOME MISTLETOE ♪ 70 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,464 ♪ WE'RE ROLLING DOWN BROADWAY ♪ 71 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:42,832 ♪ LIKE A JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪ 72 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,401 ♪ BUT IF SANTA RIDES BY ♪ 73 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:47,270 ♪ WE'RE GOING TO JACK HIS SLEIGH ♪ 74 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:48,504 AH, AH, AH, AH. 75 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:49,739 SORRY, JAKE A ROONIE ROO, 76 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:53,843 BUT JINGLE BELLS BARNYARD IS A FAMILY TRADITION. 77 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:58,337 JUMPIN' JACK FROST, IT IS SNOWING. 78 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,851 MY RECORD! 79 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:02,819 WHAT HAPPENED? 80 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,754 UM... LIGHTNING? 81 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:05,971 DON'T WORRY, DADDY. 82 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:07,190 I'll DOWNLOAD A REPLACEMENT. 83 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:09,426 LEGALLY, OF COURSE. 84 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:10,393 I GOT IT! 85 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,796 ♪ OINK, OINK BELLS ♪ 86 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,898 ♪ OINK, OINK ALL THE OINK ♪ 87 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:18,468 JAKE, YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR SPECIAL CHRISTMAS SWEATER. 88 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,903 DO I HAVE TO? 89 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,938 OH, SWEET MOTHER OF MISTLETOE, SON. 90 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,873 IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION. 91 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,376 I KNOW BUT THIS YEAR, WHAT SAY, 92 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,511 WE TRY OUT SOME NEW FAMILY TRADITIONS? 93 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,229 WHY, SON? 94 00:04:30,253 --> 00:04:31,948 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUPER DUPER ONES WE HAVE NOW? 95 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,417 UH... NOBODY ELSE IS GOING TO SEE THIS, RIGHT? 96 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,454 JUST FAMILY AND 500 OF OUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. 97 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:41,480 OK, EVERYBODY, HIT YOUR NOSES. 98 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,295 SO, CHECK IT THIS YEAR, 99 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:49,399 I SAY WE GO LONG FAMILY CHRISTMAS, THE REMIX. 100 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,083 OUT WITH THE OLD TRADITIONS 101 00:04:51,107 --> 00:04:52,769 AND IN WITH US HITTIN' THE HOLIDAY BLOCK PARTY. 102 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,804 IT'S GOING TO BE OFF THE HOOK. 103 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,106 OH, OH, A BLOCK PARTY. 104 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,540 THAT SOUNDS PERFECT. 105 00:04:57,564 --> 00:04:58,375 IT DOES? 106 00:04:58,399 --> 00:04:59,959 SURE. 107 00:04:59,983 --> 00:05:01,544 FOR SOME PERIOD COSTUME CHRISTMAS CAROLING. 108 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:02,612 NO, NO, NO, NO. 109 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:03,880 NOT THE CAROLING. 110 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,849 I GET TO PLAY THE LITTLEST ANGEL. 111 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:08,551 IT'S LIKE ART IMITATING LIFE. 112 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:09,718 PERK UP, KIDDO. 113 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:10,887 IT'S THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS. 114 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:14,391 YOU MUST HAVE THE SADDEST FACE IN THE CITY. 115 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,226 [COOS] 116 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:19,551 [GURGLES] 117 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:29,127 [SCREAMING] 118 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:32,275 ♪ 4 CALLING BIRDS ♪ 119 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:33,943 ♪ 3 FRENCH HENS ♪ 120 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,245 ♪ 2 TURTLE DOVES ♪ 121 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:39,816 AND YOU KNOW, A BIRD AND STUFF. 122 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,184 [MAN COUGHS] 123 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,752 [FEEDBACK] 124 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,321 YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO! 125 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:45,455 EVERYBODY, SHAKE YOUR PRESENTS 126 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:48,058 LIKE YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT SANTA GOT YA. 127 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:51,027 IT'S A HIP-HOP HOLIDAY, YO! 128 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,496 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 129 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,999 KNOCK OFF YOUR NOISE POLLUTION 130 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,500 OR I WILL HAVE YOU ALL TOASTED 131 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:01,237 LIKE A CHRISTMAS SCHNOCKEN STREUDEL! 132 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:02,372 WHAT WOULD? 133 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:03,106 WOW! 134 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,341 HE SEEMS REALLY MAD. 135 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:06,943 I TOLD YOU YOU WERE OFF-KEY. 136 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,244 THE NERVE OF SOME. 137 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:10,329 Announcer: THE ESCAPED ZOO MONKEY. 138 00:06:10,353 --> 00:06:12,415 WITNESSES SAY THE BABY GORILLA APPARENTLY VANISHED 139 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:14,584 RIGHT AFTER THIS FOOTAGE WAS TAKEN. 140 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,519 GORILLA, MY LEDERHOSEN. 141 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:21,991 THAT BABY IS A SASQUATCH AND I AM GOING TO PROVE IT. 142 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,327 WELL, THAT WAS JUST THE RIGHT SHOT 143 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,463 OF HOLIDAY SPIRIT TRIXIE AND I NEEDED. 144 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:27,497 RIGHT, BABY? 145 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,365 WHATEVER. 146 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,234 MOM, WE GOT TO GET TO THE STORE FOR DAD'S EGGNOG. 147 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:33,203 YOUR DAD? THE COLONEL'S HOME? 148 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:35,205 HONEY, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 149 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:36,439 YOUR FATHER JUST CAN'T MAKE IT. 150 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,875 HE'LL BE HERE FOR NEW YEAR'S. I PROMISE. 151 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:43,146 BUT IT'S JUST NOT CHRISTMAS WITHOUT DAD. 152 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,482 HANK AND THE OTHER PILOTS ARE STILL STUCK IN GREENLAND, 153 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,551 UNLESS THEY CAN DE-ICE HIS PLANE BY TONIGHT. 154 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,320 HO HO! SHALOM! 155 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:51,388 HAPPY KWANZAA, CHRISTMAS, 156 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:54,290 HANUKKAH. AND BLANASTAVIA FIG HARVEST! 157 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:57,026 SPUD, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 158 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,528 FESTIVE, IS IT NOT? 159 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:00,230 BETWEEN ALL MY COUSINS, AUNTS, AND UNCLES, 160 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,699 I GOT RELATIVES OBSERVING EVERY MAJOR HOLIDAY. 161 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:07,404 TRANSLATION... MORE GIFTS AND SNACKALICIOUS TREATS FOR MOI. 162 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:09,338 WHO'S HUNGRY? 163 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,272 I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE COINS, 164 00:07:11,296 --> 00:07:13,209 FIGGY PUDDING, AND NANA SPUDINSKI'S FAMOUS FRUITCAKE. 165 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,345 THAT FRUITCAKE LOOKS LIKE A FOOTBALL. 166 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:16,646 TASTES LIKE ONE, TOO. 167 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,047 THE HOLIDAYS RULE. 168 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:21,006 NOW, LET'S GO A-CAROLING. 169 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:25,555 ♪ WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ 170 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:29,526 ♪ AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪ 171 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,995 WELL DONE. 172 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,596 FESTIVE YET MELANCHOLY. 173 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,432 YEAH! WE ROCK. 174 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:37,567 I SMELL AN ENCORE. 175 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:40,319 NO! 176 00:07:40,343 --> 00:07:43,072 I MEAN, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GO BEFORE YOU CATCH MY COLD. 177 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,896 ACHOO! 178 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,720 JAKE, I MUST SPEAK WITH YOU. 179 00:07:46,744 --> 00:07:48,545 POPS, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO CAROL OUTSIDE 180 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,980 WHILE WE HELP GRAMPS GET BACK TO BED? 181 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,148 GOOD CALL, SON. 182 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,416 HEY, BUT DON'T DILLY DALLY, OK? 183 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:57,120 THE TRADITION TRAIN IS PULLING OUT OF THE STATION. 184 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,589 CHUGA CHUGA WHOO WHOO! 185 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,558 A SASQUATCH IN NEW YORK? 186 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:02,908 HOW? 187 00:08:02,932 --> 00:08:04,260 SASQUATCHS ARE PEACEFUL BY NATURE, 188 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,345 BUT THEY'LL TEAR THIS CITY APART 189 00:08:06,369 --> 00:08:08,431 IF THEY THINK IT WILL HELP THEM FIND THEIR LOST BABY. 190 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:09,365 DON'T SWEAT IT, G. 191 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:10,700 I'll FIND THE LITTLE GUY. 192 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,685 ACCORDING TO THE SNOW SPRITES, 193 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,671 THE BABY'S TRACKS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED AROUND THE MALL. 194 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,573 YOU MUST RETURN IT TO ITS TRIBE 195 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,341 IF WE HOPE TO AVOID A DISASTER. 196 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:19,309 ACHOO! 197 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,611 TIME TO HEAVE HO, HO HO HOERS. 198 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:24,314 HEY, POP, YOU MIND IF WE WRAP UP THE CAROLING 199 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,049 AND HIT THE MALL INSTEAD? 200 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,750 THE MALL? 201 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:29,452 WHY, JAKE, IT IS LIKE YOU UNWRAPPED MY BRAIN 202 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,553 AND SAW MY MIND. 203 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:33,289 THIS IS SO NOT WHAT I MEANT. 204 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,257 [CLICK] 205 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,158 HEY, JAKE! 206 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,061 WHY DON'T YOU ASK SANTA FOR SOME DIAPERS? 207 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,229 HA HA HA HA! 208 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:41,881 OH, MAN. 209 00:08:41,905 --> 00:08:44,534 COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE, MRS. SASQUATCH! 210 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,485 [BELCH] 211 00:08:46,509 --> 00:08:48,438 YOUR SPECIAL CLOAKING POWERS ARE NO MATCH 212 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:52,775 AGAINST THE WITS OF A TRAINED MYTHO-BIOLOGIST. 213 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:54,277 HMM. 214 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:57,446 THE BEAST IS CLOSE. 215 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:00,617 TIME TO LURE HIM OUT WITH THE SPECIAL SASQUATCH MATING CALL. 216 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:01,851 [BLASTING] 217 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:02,935 [SPEAKS GERMAN] 218 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,020 GET THEM OFF! OH, GET THEM OFF! 219 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,478 OFF! OFF! OFF! 220 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,216 [EATING] 221 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,129 OH, COME ON, JAKE. 222 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,063 DON'T BE SHY. 223 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,498 TELL SANTA WHAT YOU WANT. 224 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,066 YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? 225 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,068 TO GET AWAY FROM MY WACKED FAMILY 226 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,070 AND THEIR STUPID TRADITIONS! 227 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,505 [SQUEAK] 228 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,229 HUH? 229 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:31,514 OH, SO YOU'RE JUST TOO COOLIE COOL FOR YOUR OWN FAMILY. 230 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,582 RIGHT, JAKE? 231 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:33,516 DAD, LOOK. 232 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,051 I WANT YOU TO DECIDE 233 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,435 RIGHT NOW, MR. COOLIE PANTS. 234 00:09:36,459 --> 00:09:37,820 HOW DO YOU WANT TO SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE? 235 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:39,977 HONORING OUR TRADITIONS 236 00:09:40,001 --> 00:09:42,134 AND CREATING SPECIAL FAMILY MOMENTS 237 00:09:42,158 --> 00:09:44,294 OR CRUNKING THE NIGHT AWAY AT SOME HIPPY HOPPY BLOCK PARTY? 238 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:45,562 WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, MISTER? 239 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,063 [KNOCKING] 240 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,464 [SQUEAKING] 241 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,322 LOOK! 242 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,069 SORRY, DAD. 243 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,738 I GOT TO GO. 244 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:59,142 WELL, THAT SURE DIDN'T GO HOW I THOUGHT IT WOULD. 245 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,478 JAKE, YOU AIN'T HAVE TO GO OFF ON POPPA DOG LIKE THAT. 246 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,114 AT LEAST YOUR DAD'S AROUND FOR CHRISTMAS. 247 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,783 THAT IS SO NOT THE SPIRIT 248 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,519 OF THE BLANASTAVIAN FIG HARVEST. 249 00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:11,487 YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND. 250 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,456 EVERY YEAR IT'S THE SAME STUPID... 251 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,246 HOLD UP. 252 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,294 OK. 253 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,230 HE'S ALL OURS. 254 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,189 JUST KEEP IT SLOW AND CALM AND WE GOT HIM. 255 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,704 YOU ARE MINE NOW, SASQUATCH. 256 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,272 HEY! 257 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,442 I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A SASQUATCH ON TV. 258 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,110 [SCREAMS] 259 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,178 THERE IT GOES! 260 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,380 WAIT! OH! 261 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,681 OH! 262 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:42,273 OH, MAN. 263 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,489 OH, YOU'RE BACK. 264 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,547 WELL, LET ME CATCH YOU UP. 265 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,420 THROUGH THE GIFT OF SONG. 266 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,702 ♪ OH, BABY SASQUATCH IS RUNNING ♪ 267 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:02,972 ♪ THE HUNTS YAHOOS ARE CHASING ♪ 268 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,241 ♪ OH, OH ♪ 269 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:12,504 ♪ BUT RATWOOD'S TRACKING IS SOMEWHAT LESS THAN AMAZING ♪ 270 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,585 ♪ JAKE'S CREW IS ON THE HUNT ♪ 271 00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:19,455 ♪ BUT THEY'RE LOSING THE TRAIL AND ♪ 272 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,458 [COUGHING, MUMBLING] 273 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,660 [GRUNTS] 274 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,251 SWEET SANTA'S DREIDEL! 275 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,564 THE TRACKS JUST DISAPPEARED. 276 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,148 GUESS I WON'T BE THE ONLY ONE 277 00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:31,734 NOT SPENDING THE HOLIDAYS WITH THEIR POPS. 278 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,836 CHEER UP, TRIX. HAVE A CHOCOLATE COIN. 279 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:38,207 MM-MMM. IT PUTS THE CHOCOLATE IN CHANUKAH. 280 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,509 [GRUNTS] 281 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,233 IT'S BABY! 282 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:49,218 IT'S GOT TO BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE. 283 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,703 [CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING] 284 00:11:51,727 --> 00:11:54,190 MAN, AND I THOUGHT JINGLE BELLS BARNYARD WAS ANNOYING. 285 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,391 OH, DID YOU NOW? 286 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,492 DAD! MOM! 287 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,526 HALEY! 288 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,561 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 289 00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,778 WE'RE BUYING BRITTLE 290 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,997 TO LEAVE ON THE ROOF FOR SANTA'S REINDEER. 291 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,948 WELL, IT'S A CHRISTMAS TRADITION, 292 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,901 BUT I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT WACK. 293 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,369 RIGHT, SON? HONEY. 294 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,839 MAYBE JAKE CAME HERE TO APOLOGIZE FOR RUINING CHRISTMAS. 295 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:10,640 ME? 296 00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,958 LOOK, I AM SORRY. 297 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,278 I WAS JUST TRYING TO CUT DOWN ON THE LAMENESS FACTOR. 298 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,579 THAT'S ALL. I REALLY... 299 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:19,215 GET YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF ME! 300 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,006 REALLY GOT TO GO. 301 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,610 EAR OF THE DRAGON. 302 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,560 NO! WAIT! I CAN EXPLAIN. 303 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,595 YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE SPREADING RAW MEAT 304 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,263 ALL OVER THE SECOND FLOOR? 305 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:37,455 I THOUGHT IT WAS TINSEL? 306 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,585 GUYS, SPREAD OUT. 307 00:12:39,609 --> 00:12:41,426 HE'S SOMEWHERE ON THE SECOND FLOOR. 308 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,474 AAAH! 309 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:47,031 [CRASH] 310 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:53,516 I THINK I JUST FOUND RATWOOD'S BAIT. 311 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,100 YUCK! 312 00:12:55,124 --> 00:12:56,686 AND I JUST FOUND THE BABY. 313 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,644 HAIRY WHITE ONE ON THE RIGHT. 314 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,626 I WANT THE HAIRY WHITE ONE! 315 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,727 IT'S MY TOY! 316 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,928 MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE! 317 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,431 HEY, LOOK! HE'S GETTING AWAY! 318 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,566 SO IF WE CAN'T GET THE SASQUATCH 319 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,702 FOR THE HUNTSMAN'S PRESENT, 320 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:13,669 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 321 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,872 BETTY BUNSEN BROWNIE BURNER OR... 322 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,306 POTATO PATCH BUDDY? 323 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,474 OH, THE BETTY BUNSEN. 324 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,475 NO CONTEST. 325 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,599 [SCREAMING] 326 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,432 OH! 327 00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:28,584 CHECK IT OUT! THE SASQUATCH. 328 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,035 NOW WHAT? 329 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,487 HOLD UP A SECOND. LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS. 330 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,572 IF YOU WERE A SCARED LITTLE BABY, 331 00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:35,658 YOU'D BE LOOKING FOR A SHELTER THAT FELT LIKE HOME. RIGHT? 332 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,927 SO, WHERE DO SASQUATCHES LIVE? 333 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:38,961 HMM. 334 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,830 SASQACHUAN? 335 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,398 [RIM SHOT] 336 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,534 THANK YOU. I'll BE HERE ALL WEEK. 337 00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:45,968 THEY LIVE IN THE TREES. 338 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,838 WE HAVE TO GO POKE AROUND EVERY TREE IN CENTRAL PARK? 339 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,072 HE'S A BIGFOOT, JAKE. 340 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,708 THE TREES IN CENTRAL PARK ARE WAY TOO SMALL. 341 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,678 HE'D WANT TO LIVE IN SOMETHING... 342 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:56,512 BIGGER. 343 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,481 TRIX, YOU'RE A GENIUS. 344 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,449 COME ON. 345 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,584 [CHEERING] 346 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,620 Crowd: AND 5, 4... WE'RE TOO LATE. LOOK! 347 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:10,615 Crowd: 3, 2, 1! 348 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:19,569 [SCREAMING] 349 00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,404 NO! 350 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,739 YEE-HAW! 351 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,663 GOTCHA! 352 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,044 [GURGLES] 353 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,229 [SCREECHING] 354 00:14:30,253 --> 00:14:32,415 NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL A WICKED, SWEET RIDE. 355 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:36,886 YEAH. OLD SANTY CLAUS HOOKED US UP REAL GOOD. 356 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,021 2 HUNTS LOSERS ARE A LOT EASIER 357 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,656 TO CATCH THAN ONE BABY SASQUATCH. 358 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,959 BELIEVE ME, IT COULD BE WORSE. 359 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,627 [ROARING] 360 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,562 [SCREAMING] 361 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,631 SWEET MOTHER OF LaMANCHA. 362 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,433 YOU WERE RIGHT. 363 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,624 AW, MAN. 364 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,029 [GROWLING] 365 00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:00,465 DRAGON UP. 366 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,745 HANG TIGHT, GUYS. 367 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,380 LET ME TALK TO 'EM. 368 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,848 [GRUNTS] 369 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,550 DRAGON? 370 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,652 AAH! 371 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,888 Jake: YO! 372 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,023 HEY, AIRBALLS! 373 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,057 All: HUH? 374 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,091 WE'RE GOING TO FIND YOUR LITTLE GUY, 375 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,126 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CHILL 376 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,629 ON THE SMASH AND CRASH. YOU FEEL ME? 377 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:20,696 [GRUNTING] 378 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,431 [GROWLING] 379 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,833 HUH? 380 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,635 WHOA! 381 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,571 UH, JAKIE, THEY AIN'T FEELING YOU. 382 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,639 [GROWLING] 383 00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,674 OK. SO LET'S HEAR OUR OTHER OPTIONS. 384 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,644 WELL, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH OF MY NANA'S FRUITCAKE TO GO AROUND, 385 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:39,470 SO I GUESS I'll JUST HAVE TO KEEP THEM OCCUPIED. 386 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,889 SPUD ON ICE. 387 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,124 WAZZA! 388 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,126 AND JAZZ HANDS. 389 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,084 [GROWLING] 390 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,599 OUCH! TOUGH CROWD. 391 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,418 [GRUNTING] 392 00:15:59,442 --> 00:16:02,238 WOULD YOU MIND CONTROLLING THAT LITTLE HAIR TORNADO BACK THERE? 393 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,674 ME? MAN, WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR... 394 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:08,010 GET YOUR SORRY... DRAGONS! 395 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,146 OH, LET'S SEE HOW HE LIKES THESE CHRISTMAS GOODIES. 396 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,615 TAKE THAT AND THAT 397 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,151 AND A LITTLE BIT OF THAT THERE! 398 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,585 [BEEP] WHAT THE... 399 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,554 WE GOT US A CHRISTMAS TWO-FER. 400 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:22,780 THE HUNTSMAN'S GONNA... [SCREAMING] 401 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,953 [GRUNTING] 402 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,101 HEY, THE CHINESE NEW YEAR NUMBER 403 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,736 ISN'T UNTIL LATER BUT KEEP DANCING. 404 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,627 THE AUDIENCE WILL NEVER KNOW. 405 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,177 [JINGLE BELLS PLAYING] 406 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,129 OOH! 407 00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:47,104 SUDDENLY, I'M REALLY MISSING THAT REINDEER SWEATER. 408 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:52,610 AAH! 409 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,691 THAT WAS SOME WORLD-CLASS SKATING. 410 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,950 HOW ARE THEY NOT IMPRESSED BY THAT? 411 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,963 HOLD FAST! 412 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:01,964 I GOT AN IDEA! 413 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,666 HEY, YO, HAIRBALL. 414 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,502 I'VE GOT YOUR BABY. 415 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,354 [GROWLS] 416 00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:12,208 TRIXIE, I THINK THIS IS A REALLY BAD IDEA. 417 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,610 [GROWLING] 418 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,901 WELL, YOU BETTER COME ON! 419 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,651 YAAH! 420 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,621 [NEIGH] 421 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:30,181 JAKIE, WHATEVER YOU DOIN', YOU BETTER DO IT FASTER. 422 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,965 WE'RE APPROACHING THE RENDEZVOUS POINT. 423 00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:37,066 MAN, SEND US A HELICOPTER 424 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,191 'CAUSE WE JUST GOT US A BIG FOOT. 425 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,171 [GROWLING] 426 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,205 COME ON, JAKIE. 427 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,307 WHERE YOU AT, BOY? 428 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,876 YEE-HAW! 429 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,012 WHOA! THEY DON'T COME ANY CLOSER THAN... 430 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,603 WHOA! 431 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:53,849 EVERYBODY OK? 432 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,684 [GROWLING] 433 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:59,644 THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REALLY HAIRY AROUND HERE. 434 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,651 [BEEP] 435 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,700 [CRYING] 436 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,926 [GROWLING] 437 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,598 [BEEP] 438 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,611 [GRUNTS] 439 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,113 UHH! 440 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,214 WHAT HAPPENED? 441 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,682 STUN-RAYED. 442 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,584 CAN'T MOVE. 443 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,720 NOSE ITCHES. 444 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,155 [GROWLING] 445 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,156 OK, THEN. 446 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,891 TIME TO SHOW THESE HOT SCROOGES 447 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,593 WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT. 448 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,629 NANA SPUDINSKI'S FRUITCAKE. 449 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,653 UHH! 450 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,826 [SCREAMING] 451 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,941 [CRYING] 452 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,232 [GROWLING] 453 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,112 TAKE THE BABY! 454 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,113 HUH? 455 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,180 [SCREAMING] 456 00:18:58,204 --> 00:18:59,148 GOT YA. 457 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,205 [GRUNTING] 458 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,655 [COOING] 459 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,923 [GRUNTING] 460 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,358 HERE YOU GO. 461 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,626 SAFE AND SOUND. 462 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,718 [GRUNTING] 463 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,104 OH, MAN. 464 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,189 THEY'RE COMING BACK, 465 00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,297 AND I'M COMPLETELY OUT OF FRUITCAKE. 466 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,134 [COOING] 467 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:34,650 UH, THANKS. 468 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,274 [COOING] 469 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,426 TRIX, YOU OK? 470 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,728 YEAH. 471 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,062 I'M JUST HAPPY SOMEBODY 472 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,765 GOT TO BE WITH HIS FAMILY ON CHRISTMAS. 473 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,017 HEY! COME ON NOW. 474 00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,270 EGGNOG SMOOTHIES ON ME. HOW DOES THAT SOUND? 475 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,704 I HATE EGGNOG. 476 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,372 WHAT? 477 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,162 4 HOURS AGO, 478 00:19:58,186 --> 00:19:59,952 YOU WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT DRINKING EGGNOG WITH YOUR DAD. 479 00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:01,744 I KNOW, BUT I NEVER SAID I LIKED DRINKING IT. 480 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,680 OOH, AND THE SMELL, PLAYA, PLEASE. 481 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,248 BUT MY DADDY LOVES THAT NASTY STUFF, 482 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,417 SO EVERY YEAR, WE MAKE IT TOGETHER. 483 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,187 IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF... 484 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,455 FAMILY TRADITION. 485 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,758 COME ON, TRIX, LET'S GET YOU HOME. 486 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,092 I GOT TO GO OUT 487 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,427 AND TAKE CARE OF ONE LAST CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 488 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,329 COULD YOU DRIVE ME OUT FIRST THOUGH, JAKE? 489 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:24,155 I GOT TO MEET MY FOLKS FOR THE HOLIDAY FIG FEAST. 490 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,327 HUH? 491 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,944 MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY GIRL. 492 00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,145 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 493 00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:38,480 I GOT STARTED ON THE EGGNOG WITHOUT YOU. 494 00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,449 DADDY! 495 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,701 BUT YOUR PLANE. 496 00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:44,954 I THOUGHT YOU WERE ICED IN AT THE BASE IN GREENLAND. 497 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,056 HOW DID YOU... IT WAS THE STRANGEST THING. 498 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,724 ONE MINUTE, THE PLANE WAS FROZEN. 499 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,492 THE NEXT MINUTE, SOMETHING FLEW OVER THE BASE 500 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,727 AND MELTED ALL THE ICE AWAY. 501 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,964 NOW, I NEVER KNEW SANTA'S REINDEER COULD BREATHE FIRE. 502 00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,466 THANKS, JAKIE. 503 00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,358 SO, HOW AM I DOING SO FAR? 504 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,538 OH, YEAH. 505 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,496 NOW THAT IS DELICIOUS. 506 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:10,479 YOU GUYS REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR ME TO PUT THE STAR ON. 507 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,313 SURE, WE DID. 508 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,048 IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION. 509 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,151 SORRY I WAS SUCH A GROUCH YESTERDAY. 510 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,753 AND I'M SORRY IF YOU FEEL 511 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,754 OUR TRADITIONS ARE A LITTLE, 512 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,124 OH, HOW DID YOU PUT IT, WACK? 513 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,192 THEY'RE NOT WACK. 514 00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:26,061 OK. MAYBE THEY ARE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 515 00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,763 THEY'RE OUR WACK TRADITIONS. 516 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,299 LET'S OPEN PRESENTS. 517 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,716 YAY! 518 00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,135 YOU KNOW, I GUESS IT WOULDN'T HURT 519 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,136 TO SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT. 520 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,537 HEY! HOW ABOUT WE FIND SOMETHING 521 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,507 OTHER THAN BARNYARD JINGLES TO LISTEN TO? 522 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,475 FOR REAL? 523 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,976 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 524 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,478 THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER. 525 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,480 [SQUEAKING] 526 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,915 IT'S JUNGLE JINGLE BELLS. 527 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,183 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 528 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,020 OH, MAN! 529 00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:53,344 [GURGLING] 530 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:56,775 AH! 531 00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:58,227 DID I TELL YOU A STORY SWEET AND SAPPY ENOUGH 532 00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:02,564 TO PUT ON YOUR CHRISTMAS PANCAKES JUST LIKE EGGNOG. 533 00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:03,465 BLAH! 534 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,566 THAT'S VILE. 535 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:07,024 MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS. 536 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,705 NEW FROM FOO DOG RECORDS. 537 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,975 IT'S THE SASQUATCH FAMILY CROONER'S HOLIDAY SING-A-LONG. 538 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,411 [GROWLING] 539 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,362 THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS. 540 00:22:17,386 --> 00:22:19,315 YOU'LL GET ALL YOUR FAVORITES LIKE DECK THE HALLS. 541 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,217 [GROWLING] 542 00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,952 GOOD KING WENCESLAS. 543 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,822 [GROWLING] 544 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,191 AND, UH, SILENT NIGHT. 545 00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,982 [GROWLING]