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Yo, welcome to the Jake Invitational,
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where y'all get to challenge
the reigning skate champ
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-of the five boroughs... Me!
-(CROWD CHEERS)
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Quick shout-out to last week's challenger,
Rick Malamute.
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The Rickster's just been upgraded
to stable at County General, people.
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And remember, a do-rag
is not a substitute for a helmet. Okay.
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JAKE: Oh, yeah.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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NIGEL: (LAUGHS) Brilliant.
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I'd score you a perfect ten... Out of 20.
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Huh. Looks like we got a challenger.
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With the lady's permission...
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-(CROWD CHEERING)
-Awesome!
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Uh, you squashed her lunch.
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Did I?
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You'll find the salad tossed...
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The orange peeled...
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And the personal pizza cut in fourths.
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Ha! Nice tr...
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...y.
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Whoa, dude!
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Nigel Thrall, Fillmore Middle School's
newest exchange student.
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Spiffing to meet you.
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"Spiffing"? Yo, maybe
they talk like that where you're from,
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but you're stateside now.
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Trix, let's show our friend
how we flow in the NYC.
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Yeah, baby Jake, let's do this.
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(RAPPING) ♪ Little lost kitten
just in from Great Britain ♪
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♪ Got your tail between your legs
from the rhymes I'm spitting ♪
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-(ALL CHEERING)
-Yeah, Jake!
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Oh, is this what they call freestyle rap?
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Oh, yes, may I contribute a verse?
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Okay. Oh, dear. Let's see...
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♪ Checkity check it, for goodness sake ♪
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♪ Your hair's like a weed
It needs a good rake ♪
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-CROWD: Ooh!
-No, he didn't.
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♪ Yo, the dollar's worth less
than the pound in the UK ♪
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♪ Try not to cry when
I'm pounding you, 'k? ♪
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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♪ You don't reach my knees
on the b-ball court ♪
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♪ Why's a kid named Long
got to be so short? ♪
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Be honest. How'd I do?
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Uh...
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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♪ He's cool, he's hot like a frozen sun ♪
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♪ He's young and fast
He's the chosen one ♪
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♪ People, we're not braggin' ♪
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♪ He's the American dragon ♪
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♪ He's gonna stop his enemies
with his dragon power ♪
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♪ Dragon teeth, dragon tail,
burnin' dragon fire ♪
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♪ A real live wire ♪
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♪ American dragon ♪
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♪ American dragon ♪
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♪ He's the American dragon ♪
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♪ His skills are gettin' faster
with Grandpa, the master ♪
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♪ It's destiny, what's up, G?
It's showtime, baby, for the legacy ♪
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♪ American dragon ♪
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♪ I'm a dragon, I'm not braggin'
It's my destiny ♪
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♪ I'm the magical protector from the NYC ♪
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Ya heard?
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♪ American dragon ♪
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Yeow!
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(GONG SOUNDING)
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I've been out-skated,
out-rapped, out-classed.
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Stick a fork in me. I'm done.
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Yeow! Ah!
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Figure of speech.
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Uh... (CHUCKLES) My bad.
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Yo, we nominating school officers today.
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So far, it looks like
the usual gang of jocks and jerks.
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Who cares about elections?
Who cares about anything?
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Oh, boy, don't tell me
you still trippin' off this morning.
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So what if Nigel beat you
at all the stuff you're into.
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-Just beat him at something he's into.
-Such as?
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Well, from what I saw
at the snack bar a minute ago...
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-(WHISPERS) Nigel likes bagels.
-So?
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So bust out a giant bagel
the size of a tractor tire.
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You start munching, like... (CHOMPING)
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And he'll be looking at it,
all salivating.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
"May I have a bite, old chap?"
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And you'll be like, "No way, dude.
Get your own giant bagel."
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But he can't
'cause you had it made special!
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-Boo-yah!
-(GROANS)
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Jakey, get over yourself, okay?
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We got bigger fish to fry,
like the future of our school.
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For the last time, Trix,
nobody cares about these dumb elect...
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NIGEL: I'm quite new at Fillmore,
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but I'd be honored
to serve as your president.
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That is, if you'll have me.
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You know what, guys?
I'm suddenly feeling politically active.
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
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(FEEDBACK OVER MIC) Hey, yo, what's up?
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I'm Jake Long,
and I'm running for president.
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Uh, does this mean we're
tabling the bagel idea?
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JAKE: I'm telling you, Fu,
I don't have time to clean out the shop.
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I've gotta meet Trixie and Spud
to plan my campaign.
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Besides, since when does Gramps
even care how this place looks?
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Since Boomgarden's
opened across the street.
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Gramps says if we want
to stay in business,
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the shop needs a facelift.
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All right. Chupacabra bile?
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(SNIFFS) Oh, yuck!
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This stuff expired
during the Shang dynasty.
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Ooh, lose it.
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Oh, that's a keeper.
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The Galiavera or Helmet of Truth.
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-What's it do?
-Well, aside from protecting your noggin
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in contact sports, the helmet lets you
hear people's truest thoughts.
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Used to belong to an ogre named Maximinus.
Gladiator in ancient Rome.
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Old Maxi used it
to anticipate his opponent's moves,
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making him unbeatable.
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Pretty soon he was
picking fights outside the arena.
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Sacked about half the Roman Empire
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till the dragon council
confiscated his helmet.
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We've had it ever since.
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So this thing reads minds?
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Kid, I wouldn't do that...
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What's up, fellas? Nice helmet.
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Typical Jake... We're out campaigning,
he's playing dress up with the dog.
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Yo, I heard that.
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-Heard what?
-What you didn't say.
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Let me try Spud.
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(THINKING) Inhale. Exhale.
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Inhale again, exhale again.
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Eyes starting to dry out.
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Blinking. Time to blink.
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Jake for president?
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That's right.
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Jake's gonna be
the next president of Fillmore.
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SPUD: All he's gotta do
is win a little popularity contest
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against the most popular guy in school.
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What? What did I say?
I didn't say anything.
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Such competition is unwise, young dragon.
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He who thinks only of defeating his enemy
defeats himself.
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Oh, yeah? What about your enemy?
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Hiya, friends. Chick Boomgarden
from Boomgarden Electronics.
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Are you tired of slow repairs?
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I'm Slow Shi.
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I'll fix your TV just as soon as...
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I feel like it. Ha!
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At Boomgarden's, we fix
your gadgets the same day.
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And while you wait,
enjoy fresh bass from our fish market,
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indoor lawn bowling,
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and Shetland pony rides
for the little squirts.
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Now, giddyap!
By the time you're finished...
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Boom, you're finished.
So come on to Boomgarden's.
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ALL: We fix it fast!
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(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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(YELLS)
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So I'm thinking,
you need a platform, Jakey.
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-Platform?
-Yeah, ideas on how to improve the school.
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Take my textbook, for instance.
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This bad mama jama weighs more than I do.
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So what if we put all this stuff online?
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Save a few trees,
you know, save a few spines.
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STUDENT: Oh, my back.
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See? Ideas, okay? Ideas.
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Oh, oh, I got one.
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I say we change our school fight song.
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I always feel funny singing,
"Hail the conquering Spartans,"
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when our goalie just scored on himself.
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It's time for a little honesty.
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♪ Fillmore's team is noble ♪
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♪ A valiant brotherhood ♪
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♪ But let's just get out there ♪
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♪ We don't play sports so good ♪
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What's that sound?
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Just a basic two-chord progression.
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-You like? You likey?
-I mean that!
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(MARCHING BAND MUSIC)
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You gotta be kidding me.
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You think you can get votes
by giving out free stuff?
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(SHOUTING AND SCREAMING)
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-Free stuff?
-Awesome!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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NIGEL: Come on, voters.
Plenty for everyone.
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Man, Nigel schooled us today.
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Don't worry, bro.
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He may have won the battle,
but you'll win the war.
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Hey, is that a Nigel tracksuit?
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Yeah. Uh, well...
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-It was free.
-Off!
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And the shirt.
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And the girdle.
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We're taking this stuff back
right now, little mister.
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Jakey, just forget that boy.
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Why you getting so jelly?
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Hello! You got magical powers.
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That's something Nigel Thrall
will never have.
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Hmm.
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JAKE: Yeah, well, here we are.
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Nigel Thrall's campaign headquarters.
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He won't mind if I let myself in.
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Huh?
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-Uh, Jake, what is...
-Stay back.
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Dragon up!
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Ha!
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(GRUNTS)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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Evening, all.
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You're a wizard?
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You've been using magic
to buy the election.
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I prefer sorcerer,
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and unless it's the dry climate,
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you had a nasty case
of scales a minute ago.
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-Well...
-As for buying the election,
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I've done no such thing.
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I only use magic to speed things up a bit.
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Sounds like somebody I know.
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So what are you doing here?
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Are you kidding?
We've got flying horses at Belmont,
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singing cats on Broadway.
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New York's a magical town,
the perfect place to complete my training.
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Training? You mean
you're just an apprentice?
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Also sounds like somebody I know.
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Trix, not helping.
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My training is a formality.
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Yo, I don't know
what passes for magic in frou-frou land,
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but here, you gotta do more
than float a few buttons to impress.
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Careful, Long.
That sounds like a challenge.
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Maybe it is.
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Hmm. No-spells-barred election.
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May the best magic win.
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BOY: All right,
two candidates, hold still.
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-And cheese.
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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Actually, I welcome the pressure
of public office.
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I quite enjoy the hot seat.
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Then you'll love this.
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Ahhh! Oh, my buns! Hot cross buns!
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One a-penny, two a-penny, ahhh!
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JAKE: Ha!
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Tempest in a jar, spread the rumor far.
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Jake Long doesn't bathe.
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I... Uh, I think I'm gonna vote for Long.
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NIGEL: Jake Long doesn't bathe.
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Uh... Then again, I heard he...
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Ugh. Doesn't bathe? I heard that, too.
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See that green junk in his hair?
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Fungus.
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ALL: Ew!
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Poll results are in.
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Now, if the election was held today,
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most of the students would be confused
'cause it's not election day.
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But 80% say they'd rather have
root beer with Nigel.
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For the last time, boy,
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you gotta stop Nigel fixating
and start legislating.
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Just take a stand
on something you care about.
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It's not about that, Trix.
251
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It's about beating Nigel.
252
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To do that, I gotta figure out
what the voters care about.
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If I can only find out
what's really going on in their minds.
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Come to Lao Shi's repair-adise.
255
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I'll work on your radio
256
00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:28,160
while massage therapist
work on your deep tissue
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at our relaxation station.
258
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And remember, if I can't beat
Boomgarden's advertised price,
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I'll throw in this delightful
Life's a Beach beverage coo-zy.
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Cut! Sheesh. Would it kill you to smile?
261
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You look like a mug shot.
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JAKE: Ah, here it is.
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So, what do you think?
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You tell me.
265
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,100
(THINKING) I think this thing's bad news.
266
00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:50,640
(THINKING) No matter where you go,
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00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:55,900
if you try to hide,
the moon will always find you.
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00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:58,360
Come on, Jake.
You don't think anyone's gonna notice
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that you got a 2,000-year-old
hunk of metal on your head?
270
00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:03,070
I mean, how you gonna hide that?
271
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:09,410
As you can see, no one's
got more Spartan spirit than Jake Long.
272
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,080
I dig you, Fillmore Middle School,
273
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,910
and I wanna hear what's on your mind.
274
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:16,920
(VOICES EXPRESSING BOREDOM)
275
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,750
Oh! Migraine!
276
00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:22,050
So how about one at a time?
277
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,340
Let's talk...
278
00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:26,090
(THINKING) Whatever.
I'm just a vote to you.
279
00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:28,510
'Cause to me,
you're more than just a vote.
280
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,260
(THINKING) What can you do for me?
281
00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,270
I bet you're wondering
what I can do for you.
282
00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:33,680
Uh, yeah.
283
00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:35,890
Tell me, what do you
want more than anything?
284
00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:38,690
I guess I'd say a quality education.
285
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,770
(THINKING) Cutie patootie's phone number.
286
00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:46,110
I think my cutie patootie campaign manager
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00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,320
can explain my platform over smoothies.
288
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:52,160
Give her a call, say, 7:00-ish?
289
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:54,040
I... Uh...
290
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,000
(THINKING)
I'm definitely voting for this guy.
291
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,880
(THINKING) Ugh. I hate trigonometry.
292
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,340
(THINKING) Lasagna rollups again?
293
00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:09,340
Ugh. I'm gonna hurl.
294
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,970
(THINKING) Uh... Please...
295
00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:15,680
What does Coach Sackerson
know about Shakespeare?
296
00:14:16,850 --> 00:14:19,230
Elect Jake Long,
and I'll ban trigonometry...
297
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,400
Whoo-hoo!
298
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,820
-Outlaw lasagna rollups.
-Yeah!
299
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,070
And make sure
the only thing this man teaches
300
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,740
is zone defense!
301
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,070
(GIGGLES) Yay!
302
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,780
(CHANTING) Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake!
303
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:32,870
-(GROANS)
-NIGEL: What's this thing?
304
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,450
Hey, hey, put me down.
305
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:35,870
Interesting prop, Long.
306
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,540
It seems you're the man of the hour.
307
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,960
What's your secret?
308
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,960
Let's just say my listening tour
really paid off.
309
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:45,380
Well, enjoy your popularity
while it lasts,
310
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:46,550
'cause it won't.
311
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,930
I've got some magic
that will blow your doors off.
312
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,510
(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah? Like wh...
313
00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:53,180
Nigel?
314
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,980
I'm telling you, Nigel's sweating me.
315
00:14:58,140 --> 00:15:00,980
48 hours till E-day,
big speeches tomorrow.
316
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,810
I got this thing in the bag.
317
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,650
Uh, Jake,
is your gramps still redecorating?
318
00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:07,990
Huh?
319
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:09,280
Gramps' shop!
320
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,530
Ugh!
321
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,580
Gramps and I were gone a half hour, tops.
322
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:16,950
When we came back,
the place looked like a twister hit it.
323
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,210
Chick Boomgarden will pay for this!
324
00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:23,340
(YELLING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
325
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,970
Man, I've seen this kind
of destruction before.
326
00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:29,800
Oof! But never from a human.
327
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,050
Something tells me Chick didn't do this.
328
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:34,760
NIGEL: I've got some magic
that will blow your doors off.
329
00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,720
But I think I know who did.
330
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:41,020
Well, I knew you were bold,
331
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,020
but I didn't know how bold.
332
00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:44,360
You mean the tux?
333
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:47,570
I don't try to outclass you, Long,
but you make it so easy.
334
00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:49,740
I mean trashing my grandpa's shop.
335
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,070
What are you on about?
336
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:54,450
I had no idea you had a grandfather,
much less one with a shop.
337
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,620
Don't lie to me.
338
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,160
You said you'd blow
my doors off, remember?
339
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:03,630
(CLEARS THROAT)
And now, without further delay,
340
00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:07,000
here are your candidates
for Student Body President!
341
00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:09,210
Nigel Thrall and...
342
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:10,420
Jake Long.
343
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,050
(COUGHING)
344
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,220
Uh... (FEEDBACK OVER MIC)
Ladies and gentlemen,
345
00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:16,930
your candidates!
346
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,100
Where's Jake?
347
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,140
Well... He said something about
348
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:24,690
making that doofus-y Nigel
pay for his doofus-itiness.
349
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:25,980
You know, the usual.
350
00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:28,190
Aw, man, you serious?
351
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,690
Okay, we gotta stall.
352
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,490
Hey, hey, hey, Fillmore!
353
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:33,860
What's up, people?
354
00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:35,490
(SILENCE)
355
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:40,290
Okay, so let's talk issues,
stuff that affects us all.
356
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:42,710
Starting with these cinder blocks
they're calling textbooks.
357
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:46,040
Yeah. Do we really need
2,000 pages on marine biology?
358
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:48,500
There's only three things
to know about fish.
359
00:16:48,670 --> 00:16:51,720
Stay away from piranha,
never put tartar sauce on sushi.
360
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:55,300
And if you gotta treat
a jellyfish sting with natural acids,
361
00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:57,050
aim carefully.
362
00:16:57,220 --> 00:17:00,640
The Helmet of Truth
will expose you once and for all.
363
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,690
Now, did you wreck my grandpa's shop?
364
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:06,690
(THINKING) I honestly did not.
365
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,690
But if you didn't, then who...
366
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,110
-(CRASHES)
-Huh?
367
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,990
(ROARS)
368
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,750
Maximinus.
369
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,460
(ROARING)
370
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,000
I think the ogre likes your helmet.
371
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,630
Get inside. I'll take care of him.
372
00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:29,460
Dragon up!
373
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,170
(JAKE SCREAMS)
374
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:32,510
(GRUNTS)
375
00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:34,220
And dragon down.
376
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:36,590
Nice try, Long. Now it's my turn.
377
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,180
Fetch a pen and paper.
No shame in taking notes.
378
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:43,680
Steak and kidney pie, make this ogre fly.
379
00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:48,400
Steak... Uh...
380
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,770
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
381
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,650
(LAUGHS)
382
00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:53,990
Yo, I'm taking notes.
383
00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:56,030
Is wipeout one word or two?
384
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,160
-Ahhh.
-Ahhh.
385
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,580
(BOTH SCREAM)
386
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,790
(BOTH GRUNTING)
387
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,210
-Gramps, we got problems.
-(THUDS)
388
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,790
And what's up with our school dances?
389
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,670
No disrespect, Principal Rotwood,
390
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,710
but you should not be
picking the music. Uh-uh.
391
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,300
I don't know about y'all,
but it is impossible to get my swerve on
392
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,760
to "Roll Out the Barrel."
393
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,800
GRANDPA: Do you know
what you've done, Jake?
394
00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:21,970
Maximinus has a strong
psychic connection with that helmet.
395
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:25,270
You awakened him,
alerting him to its location.
396
00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:27,770
JAKE: Okay, now, it's making sense.
397
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,860
I tried the helmet at your shop,
so he went there first.
398
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,900
He must have
trashed the place looking for it.
399
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,110
-What?
-When I used it here at school,
400
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,700
Maxi showed up to snatch it.
401
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:39,070
Look, kid, me and Gramps
will never get there in time.
402
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,070
If you wanna make it past third period,
403
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,490
you gotta join forces with that sorcerer
and double-team the big fella.
404
00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:45,950
And whatever you do...
405
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,120
(GRUNTS)
406
00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:48,870
Don't let Maximinus get the helmet!
407
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:56,420
(THINKING) Can he hear me?
408
00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:59,050
Oh, man, he can hear me.
409
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:00,510
I gotta knock that helmet off.
410
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,930
(THINKING) Maybe this branch.
411
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,730
NIGEL: (THINKING) If I can
just remember that shrinking spell.
412
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,690
(STRAINING)
413
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:16,150
Why is he still fighting?
414
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,490
He's got his helmet.
415
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:19,070
He's a gladiator, Long.
416
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,450
They're sticklers
for the whole fight to the death thing.
417
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,450
JAKE: He's taking us to the roof.
418
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:26,410
♪ We know you're gonna beat us ♪
419
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:28,080
♪ We think that's pretty clear ♪
420
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,120
♪ But please don't run the score up ♪
421
00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:34,750
♪ Our families are here ♪
422
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,510
(SINGS HIGHER OCTAVE)
423
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,840
(GRUNTING)
424
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,220
-Let's think, Long. How can we...
-Why whisper?
425
00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:47,020
Trust me, ugly's picking up
every single thought.
426
00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:48,730
Wait, that's it.
427
00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:49,890
The fire alarm.
428
00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:51,190
Hmm?
429
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:54,690
Nigel, the alarm. Can you move it?
430
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,530
Uh, I think so.
431
00:19:56,690 --> 00:20:00,030
Go ahead. Alert school.
432
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,490
Bell, book, and candle...
Pull down the handle.
433
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,490
Ha! Students won't save you.
434
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,290
Bell, book and candle...
435
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:10,330
Pull down the handle.
436
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,540
(ALARM RINGING)
437
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:17,340
Get ready for a sonic boom of teen angst.
438
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:19,420
Huh?
439
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:22,890
(ALL VOICES AT ONCE)
440
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,310
So many voices.
441
00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:32,100
Oh! Quiet!
442
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,320
Ahhh!
443
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:38,860
(SCREAMS)
444
00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:46,910
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
445
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,540
(THUDS)
446
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,540
So, I just want to say
447
00:20:57,710 --> 00:21:00,340
I think I got a little carried away
with our competition.
448
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,300
If you win, I'll support you.
449
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,680
Likewise, mate.
450
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:09,890
Hang on. You're not bucking for a job
as my vice president, are you, Long?
451
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,600
-Now, that's just sad.
-What?
452
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,940
In your dreams.
453
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,190
I'm in it to win it.
454
00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:15,980
-Fine.
-Fine.
455
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,780
Aha! The election results
have been tallied and...
456
00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:21,490
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
457
00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:24,990
For the first time in Fillmore history,
it appears we have a tie.
458
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:30,080
Beginning this month,
your classroom presidents will be...
459
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,290
Trixie Carter and Arthur Spudinski.
460
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,080
Two write-in candidates.
461
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,380
-Huh? What?
-Whoa!
462
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:37,960
(CROWD CHEERS)
463
00:21:38,790 --> 00:21:41,090
GRANDPA: Trixie and Spud? But how?
464
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:43,590
I guess they won
because they had real ideas.
465
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,090
All Nigel and I ever did
was tear each other down.
466
00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:50,310
Ah, yes. I, too, have learned
that grudges are a waste of time.
467
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,100
Ah, that's right, young dragon.
468
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:57,980
I've decided to end my childish feud
with Boomgarden's Electronics...
469
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,150
Starting tomorrow.
470
00:22:05,030 --> 00:22:06,450
ANNOUNCER: Who is Lao Shi?
471
00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:08,450
Let's start with what we know.
472
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:11,160
Fact: He has serious
anger management issues.
473
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,740
(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
474
00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:14,870
Fact: He is a menace on the road.
475
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,290
(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
476
00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:20,250
Fact: In this footage recorded
by a concerned citizen,
477
00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:23,460
he can clearly be seen talking to a dog.
478
00:22:24,630 --> 00:22:28,180
Lao Shi... Would you trust this man
with your appliances?
479
00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:31,970
Paid for by friends of Chick Boomgarden.