Baymax: Hello. I am Baymax.
[theme song playing]
♪ Whoa-oh
♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Krei: [laughs] Super weapon?
- Super weapon?! - [lights clicking]
[laughing]: Super weapon? What?
No, that is not a super weapon.
That's Krei-struction's latest prototype.
Baymax: My system scan indicates
it is a high-powered sonic cannon.
Oh, sure. It can level a building in three seconds flat.
This baby has revolutionized
the construction demolition business.
And in the wrong hands...
"And in the wrong hands." In the wrong hands,
anything can be a weapon! Even hands themselves!
Hiyah! Fierce!
So, you're not worried about this being stolen.
- Then why are we here? - In this building?
Because I think I left my phone in here where... Oh!
Ah, ah! There it is.
- Baymax: I have got it. - Good robot.
- Come on. - It's not just me, right?
No. If it's Krei-tech,
it's dangerous.
Noodle Burger Boy: If it's Krei-tech, it's dangerous!
Hyper-Potamus: Whoa, bro! How'd you do that?
[chuckles] Well, before my daddy-o made me evil,
and before Noodle Burger made me a mascot,
I was cooked up in the Krei kitchen.
- Crushroom confused by food metaphor. - [clanging]
He can still tap into the Krei network
because he was built there.
Noodle Burger Boy: Back in my old mascot days,
I was quite the dazzling chanteuse.
♪ I'd do anything for a sonic cannon! ♪
♪ 'Cause sonic cannons are really neat, yeah! ♪
♪ If we steal this sonic cannon ♪
♪ Our family can't be beat!
♪ Sonic cannon
So, I guess you're wondering why I brought you here.
Yeah. Because we keep asking, "why did you bring us here?"
Do you like karaoke?
- Yes! - What?
- Baymax: I am unfamiliar with karaoke. - Oh, it's so fun, Baymax!
Everyone gets together and sings their favorite songs.
I do not have an opinion about karaoke.
Of course not, robot, because karaoke
is so over! Or it will be...
[clanking]
...now that we have Krei-oke!
♪ Now what's better than
♪ A barrel filled with monkey?
♪ Way funner than
♪ Firing a flunky?
♪ Krei-oke! Krei-oke! ♪
♪ Krei, Krei, Krei Krei-oke
♪ It's the cool new thing
♪ All the kids are doing
♪ Even sophisticated cows are mooing ♪
♪ For Krei-oke, Krei-oke
♪ Krei, Krei, Krei, Krei-oke!
[laughs] Gotta love it.
Okay. What does this have to do with us? Ah!
I haven't sold any, and I've bet the farm on this! Literally!
- I could lose Krei Acres! - [cow moos]
Okay. But what does this have to do with us?
Aren't you teen influencers?
- Influence something! - Honey Lemon: Well,
I have my sticker blog. Oh! And my mad science videos.
And my "Not Tall At All Girl" podcast.
- [gasp] - Ding ding ding! Influencer.
Thanks for coming to Krei-oke Nite, everybody.
-I'll start things off. Ready, Freddie? -And we are live,
and we are streaming.
[mic feedback]
[heavy metal music blasting]
♪ Going down, going downtown
♪ Spinning 'round like a clown in a gown with a frown ♪
♪ Can't top me, can't drop me ♪
♪ You'll never stop me, not while you're in that jalopy ♪
♪ So hot, what are you in now?
♪ Can't stop me, I take a bow ♪
♪ I'm so smart, I got the know-how ♪
♪ If I just go like
♪ Wha, wha, wha
Mini-Max: This song is a bop.
- So, Noodle bro, where to? - [beeping]
Noodle Burger Boy: Checkity-checking for the special sonic ingredient.
- [beeping] - No... yes! In there!
Let's get cooking.
♪ We've been apart for such a long time ♪
♪ So long since I've seen the sun shine ♪
Globby: ♪ You were out of my life
♪ But always in my heart
♪ Whoa
[muffled singing]
Noodle Burger Boy: Ooh, a duet.
♪ Forever, together, you and me ♪
Noodle Burger Boy: More like don't-et. Oh! Good one!
♪ Together forever now!
♪ Now ♪
That was good.
Krei: Still no buyers?!
We need better singers! No offense.
I am not fixated on technique,
but the purity of the emotion.
Aunt Cass, what are you doing here?
I saw Fred's livestream. I love karaoke.
- [dramatic sting] - I mean, Krei-oke.
Oh good. So, you wanna buy one
for your little plucky cat cafe?
- What? No. I just wanna sing. - [growls]
[beat thumping]
♪ When you try to say my name
♪ You choke up on the phone
♪ When you try to play my game
♪ You end up all alone
[crowd cheering]
♪ If you want another try
♪ And you've awakened from your slumber ♪
♪ You can call me any time ♪
♪ JK, I blocked your number ♪
♪ Oh yeah!
Noodle Burger Boy: Ooh. Now, her I could harmonize with... Ah gah!
♪ Keep it!
Mini-Max: And that song is a bop.
Noodle Burger Boy: Okie dokie.
The special cannon order is inside here!
- Crushroom: Ooh! Ooh! Crush it? - Noodle Burger Boy: Crush it!
[clang]
♪
[clanging]
♪ Feel the bass pumpin' ♪
[rhythmic clapping]
♪ See the whole place jumpin'
♪ Woo! Hear my jam...
[smash]
♪ Slap that jam
♪ Slap, slap, slap, uh!
♪ Everyone comes a-runnin'
♪ Why?
♪ 'Cause they just see me having funnin' ♪
♪ We can't help but look stunnin' ♪
♪ Slap that jam
♪ Slap, slap, slap, slap that jam ♪
-Cannot... crush it.-[chuckles] No, you sure didn't,
but I'll unlock the secret recipe, okay?
[whirring, hiss]
[beeping]
♪ Slap that jam
Wha? They call that singing?
Ha! Now, back in my old mascot days...
Ah! No one cares. Snap out of it and find the way in!
[beeping]
Noodle Burger Boy: Wha? I can't access
this menu item! [sighs] Bad news, sisseses.
There's absolutely no way to break in.
Hey. What if there was a way to break out?
Sure, nothing can break in, but maybe
that super-duper sonic blaster can break itself out!
A-ha-ha-ha! Let me have a cyber snoop around.
- [beeping] - Ooh. Here's the secret menu.
[whirring]
Order's up!
And... bupkis!
- Oh! There goes the farm. - [throat clears]
Am I to understand you need to make
Krei-oke happen?
Yes! Do you know someone?
I am someone.
Professor Granville sings?
- Wasabi: She is full of surprises. - [mic feedback]
[lights clicking]
[funk music playing]
♪ They might think I'm done
♪ They might think they've won ♪
♪ But I'm not backing down
♪ This prize fight's 15 rounds ♪
♪ Oh! Oh!
♪ She says no way, no way! She says hang tight ♪
♪ That's right! She's gonna dance all night ♪
♪ She's gonna dance, that's right ♪
♪ I say no way, no way
♪ I say hang tight, that's right ♪
♪ I'm gonna dance all night! I'm gonna dance, that's right! ♪
[groggily singing along]
- [laughing] - [blasts]
♪ Till the light of dawn
♪ Stronger every day
♪ Better every way, let me hear you say ♪
♪ I'm gonna stay strong
Mini-Max: She is my queen.
♪
♪ They might think I've lost
[humming]
♪ Act like they're the boss
♪ But I can still rebound
♪ And I will take the crown
Wow! She blew the roof off.
♪ I know they're wrong...
Maybe there's something in that lab we can use.
Yeah! We're gonna do it!
Noodle Burger Boy: Yeah yeah! Yeah yes!
Spare sonic cannon parts, just need an amp.
Where can we... Krei-oke!
- [humming] - [clang]
- Payback time! - [whirring]
- Hiro: Excuse me! - Did not know he was such a fan.
♪ I'm gonna stay strong
♪ I'm gonna
♪ Stay strong...
Noodle Burger Boy: ♪ And I must deliver
Where is he going?
Like I know what's going on in that meat head of his.
Granville: ♪ Yeah, I'm gonna stay
Both: ♪ Stay strong
♪ I'm never gonna go
Noodle Burger Boy: ♪ Go away
♪ I'm gonna stay strong
[zapping]
♪ Oh!
[explosion, zapping]
- [rumbling] - Noodle Burger Boy: Hey.
Well, I'm a little bit of burger
and a whole lotta ham!
- Tell me you got all that! - A little shaky, but yeah.
- Ah! - I am definitely looking at...
a complete and utter disaster!
♪
It's so unfair! There was no way to know
that thing could be such a dangerous weapon.
If only someone had warned me!
Yeah. If only.
- At least Krei-oke was a hit. - I wish.
After all of that, I sold a whopping grand total
- of one unit. - Wonder who the sucker was.
- [blues music playing] - [crying]
Noodle Burger Boy: ♪ Well, since Obake left me
♪ And Trina went bye-bye, too ♪
♪ I've been so robo-lonely
♪ That I don't know what to do! ♪
♪ I've got the Noodle Burger blues ♪
Oh!
♪ I've got the Noodle Burger blues ♪
♪ I've just been sitting here, spitting pickles ♪
♪ Crying ketchup on my shoes... ♪
- [glass breaking] - Ah! [grunts]
Hey!