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[theme music playing]
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♪ Where in the world
Is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
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♪ Sandiego ♪
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♪ Where in the world
Is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
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[Devineaux] Freeze, right there!
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Now rewind.
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Stop!
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Zoom in on her face.
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That is not Carmen Sandiego.
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She calls herself "the Duchess."
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ACME had no record of her existence
until late last night
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when she sashayed
out of Amsterdam's Rijksmuseum
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packing a painting
valued at over 30 million euro.
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Thirty million euro for that?
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"Woman in Blue Reading a Letter"
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is one of Johannes Vermeer's
most important earlier works.
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See the hallmark of his style?
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The way he paints natural light
makes his subject look so realistic.
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Ms. Argent, need I remind you
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that you're the only one
who cares about such dull facts?
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Excellent eye, Agent Argent.
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Attention to detail
is the very cornerstone
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of ACME surveillance.
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[stammering]
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Precisely why we should further analyze
the particulars of this, uh, uh... hmm.
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Swipe here.
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I highly suggest acquainting yourself
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with our CrimeNet technology,
Agent Devineaux.
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You're not with Interpol anymore.
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Your first mission as agents of ACME
will be to recover that painting
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and ascertain whether or not
this Duchess is working for VILE.
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Or whether she is an accomplice
to Carmen Sandiego.
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[Carmen] Blue isn't really my color,
but I have to admit...
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I've never stolen anything so luminous.
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[Player]Enjoy it while you can, Red.
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You have a whole hour before you need
to get into character.
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Right.
Let's get the crew up to speed.
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Zack! Ivy!
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Avast, me mateys!
Arrrhh!
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Is this a good look for me?
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Those aren't toys, people.
They're my disguise.
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Now, pay attention.
Here's what we know.
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Player's decryption
of the VILE hard drive
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revealed details
of an intricate ongoing operation.
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VILE operatives have been quietly
stealing paintings by the artist Vermeer
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from museums all over the world
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and replacing the originals
with amazingly accurate forgeries.
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What?
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Why would they bother
leaving fakes behind?
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To ensure museum security
would never realize
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the originals had been stolen
to begin with,
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which would allow the entirety
of Vermeer's collected works
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to slowly and steadily be amassed
by VILE mastermind Countess Cleo.
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What's the big whoop
about these paintings anyway?
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No cars, no clowns,
no dogs playing poker.
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Yeah, and she's reading.
Snore.
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You aren't the only ones who thought that.
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But after some research, I began
to see things in a different light.
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The Netherlands isn't only known
for its tulips, windmills,
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and wooden shoes.
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It's famous for its painters
from the Dutch Golden Age of the 1600s,
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Vermeer among them.
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[Carmen]But the ordinary people
of his portraits weren't the stars.
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That would be the mind-boggling way
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Vermeer captured natural light
with his paintbrush.
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Only 34 confirmed paintings
by the maestro exist.
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Not a whole lot for a major artist.
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That makes each one
an extremely rare and valuable treasure.
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[Player]Which is why we freaked
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when we learned there was only
one last Vermeer left for Cleo to steal,
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from the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam,
capital of the Netherlands.
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[Carmen]So I had to act fast
and got to it first
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and made my escape
through one of Amsterdam's 165 canals,
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masquerading as the Duchess.
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"Woman in Blue Reading a Letter" is our
only shot at stealing back the other 33.
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We need Cleo to take the bait
so we can push for a direct face-to-face
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in the hopes of figuring out
where she's keeping the rest.
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And if she had any suspicion
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that she were dealing with
the master super thief Carmen Sandiego,
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she'd never let you anywhere near
her stolen prizes.
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That's why when Cleo's courier arrives
to authenticate the painting,
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it'll be the Duchess
who meets him at the door.
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[knocking at door]
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Whoa, that can't be him.
He's an hour early.
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Yowza!
Room service is wicked fast here.
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Wait!
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Don't open that do--!
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Oh, still running on Moscow time.
Hmm.
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Um, you're not a duchess.
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You're not my sandwich.
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[chuckles] I must have the wrong room.
I-- [gasps]
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Oh, there she is.
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"The Woman in Blah..."
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I was to meet a duchess.
You would be her...?
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[in British accent]
Duke? Ah, yes. Ahem.
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[chuckles] I'm the Duke...
[laughs] of, uh, Vermeer.
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Vermeer. Yes. [laughs]
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-That's a place?
-Uh, yeah.
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[stammering in wavering accent]
In Boston. Boston.
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And you would be, mate?
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Dash Haber.
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Executive courier to Countess Cleo.
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[electronic chirping]
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I'll wire the funds immediately
and take her off your hands.
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Does, uh, this mean anything to ya?
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[laughs nervously]
I'll inform the countess.
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Mr. Haber, report.
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The painting checks out.
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But I think the duke would prefer
to deal directly with you.
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Duke?
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I promised a complete collection.
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If I don't have number 34
in my hands tomorrow night,
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I'll be the laughingstock
of the criminal underworld.
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The countess wishes to invite you
to a dinner party and auction.
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Great!
Yeah, text me the address.
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[Dash] Good. A car will pick you up
tomorrow, 5:00 p.m. sharp.
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And no plus ones, just the painting.
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Is your brain made of Swiss cheese?
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Yes, the kind with the holes.
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[Player]Why would Cleo
auction the Vermeers
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after going through so much trouble
to complete the set?
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The thrill of the hunt
doesn't last long for her,
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and the combined value of the art
could easily surpass one billion dollars.
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[whistles]
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Hello, VILE slush fund.
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We'll only have a brief window to steal
back all 34 while they're under one roof
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before they scatter to the winds.
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The good news is we're invited to a party.
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And the not-so-good?
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We only have 24 hours to transform Zack
into a convincing duke.
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Cleo will expect a duke
to speak in proper diction.
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Repeat after me.
"Park the car in Aardvark Yard."
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"Pahk" the "cahr" in Aahrdvark "Yahd."
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Park the car in Aardvark Yard.
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Pahk the cahr-- Hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna get it.
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Cleo will expect a gentleman
to wear appropriate wardrobe.
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Oh, no, not a monkey suit.
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It suits you.
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You're way more monkey than man.
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Salad fork.
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Okay.
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-Table fork.
-Got it.
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Dessert fork.
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[gasps] Yum, dessert!
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Fish fork.
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[gagging] F-Fish?
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Oh, come on!
You never said I'd have to eat fish.
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If they serve it, just keep telling
yourself it tastes like chicken.
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You need to learn enough talking points
about art history to fit in.
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Oh, come on. Why?
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Because if Cleo thinks for even one moment
you are not who you say you are,
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she'll feed you to her dogs.
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Just don't let her feed me any fish.
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[ticking]
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Okay, okay, okay.
Small fork, salad, dessert fork, cake.
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Small fork...
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Park the car in Aardvark Yard.
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Park the car in Aardvark...
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[in British accent]
Park the fork in salad yard.
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[slurring] Park the fork in my mouth.
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[fork clangs]
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Zack, you ready?
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[in British accent] Ready to park the car
in Aardvark Yard.
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Dude, that's weird, right?
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It's showtime.
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Arms.
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[wand squeals]
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[beeping]
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-No tracker?
-First thing they check for.
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Clean.
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We go.
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[Carmen] You're doing great, Ivy.
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Just keep a safe distance.
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We have a tail.
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Would you look at that?
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A tail tailing a tail.
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This ACME technology is more my speed.
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Agent Devineaux, the hotel guests
registered under a fake name,
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but I was able to connect
the payment source to the van rental.
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You may very well be following
the Duchess.
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Or Carmen Sandiego.
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I suppose that is possible.
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[chuckles]
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Delighted to hear that you agree for once.
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But depriving the world
of historic works of art
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does not seem to be Ms. Sandiego's MO.
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Agh! Just see what you can learn
in the hotel suite.
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I am driving!
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But, Agent De--
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[Carmen] Hmm, an old admirer...
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in a new set of wheels.
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Player, there's a bridge half a klick
southeast of us.
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-Can you hack into it?
-I'm on it.
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Take this turn.
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[tires squealing]
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[tires squealing]
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-[beeping]
-[Player]Ah, a drawbridge.
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Coming right up.
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-Straight ahead. Step on it.
-Really?
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Make the jump, Ivy.
We can't let our tail blow Zack's cover.
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You jump, I jump.
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[engine revs]
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[Ivy] Oh, gosh, oh, gosh, oh, gosh!
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-I can't!
-[tires screech]
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[in slow-motion] No!
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[gasps]
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[Devineaux] You!
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[laughs] I knew you were behind--
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-[car creaking]
-[whimpering]
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No, no, no, no, no.
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No!
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[splashes]
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Way to shake a tail.
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Agent Devineaux, I've discovered
something curious in the hotel room--
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Are you underwater?
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Never mind that!
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I now know that Carmen Sandiego
is not only behind these crimes,
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but working with the so-called Duchess!
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You saw them together?
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Uh, the Duchess was clearly her driver.
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So, she wasn't wearing her eye patch?
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Well, uh... ugh.
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Why always so many questions?
I have one for you.
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Where is the ejector button in this car?
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Look below the screen
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and swipe in the direction
you wish to eject.
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Mm, ah!
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[beeping]
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So, do we fish him out or follow my bro?
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[Devineaux screaming]
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-[door closes]
-We're back on the Zack track.
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I present to you Countess Cleo...
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the Queen of Mean,
the Empress of Distress, the Hostess--
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Zip it.
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[in British accent]Buona sera,
mia bella contessa.[kisses]
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The work of art.
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[in wavering accent] 'Course!
Quite luminous, wouldn't you say?
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Wunderbar.
Wire the funds.
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-[computer chirping]
-[Player] Funds received, Red.
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VILE just fed a whole lot of orphans
in your favorite charity.
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And I just fed security.
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[growls]
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[dog whining]
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Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
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You are!
Yeah, you are!
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Shall we dine, Countess?
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Aren't you forgetting something,
Monsieur Haber?
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My assistant...
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he thinks Vermeer's
a neighborhood in Boston.
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[chuckles]
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[laughs] Imagine!
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His idea of art is probably
a painting of dogs playing poker!
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[both laughing]
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[mocking humming]
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Ugh! Duke schmuke.
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-[beeping]
-[Player] I'm seeing a disarm code.
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-[glass clinking]
-And I'm hearing a speech coming on.
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-[chatter, laughter]
-[glass clinking]
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Vilest art enthusiasts,
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my deepest gratitude for attending
this once-in-a-lifetime event.
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The art auction
will directly follow dinner.
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Allow me to at least fill your bellies
before emptying your bank accounts.
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[guests laugh] Here, here!
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[beeps]
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[beeping]
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Now, this one really speaks to me.
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So, where are we at, Player?
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First course is on the table.
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You need to be in and out
with 34 paintings
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by the time bananas Foster is served.
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Pressure triggers.
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We get one half-second for the swap,
or the place goes into lockdown.
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Right, Carm.
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[both exhale]
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One down, 33 to go.
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When the countess asked me to replicate
each of Vermeer's masterworks,
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I welcomed the challenge
to capture their essence.
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Well, it seems the challenge
for Monsieur Duke here
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is remembering to drink
from his own water glass.
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[in wavering accent] Sticky fingers.
Uh, once a thief, always a thief, right?
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Well, aren't you naughty?
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We shall all have to watch
our billfolds around this one.
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[guests laughing]
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Good news, Red.
Main course was poached pheasant.
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Couldn't taste any more like chicken.
Zack's in the clear.
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And the bad news?
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[Player] Dessert's about to be served.
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We could really use more time.
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[in wavering accent] Oh, yeah!
Uh, what's for dessert?
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Baked Alaska.
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But first, a palate cleanser,
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dredged from the Russian sea
just this morning.
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Fresh beluga caviar.
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-[guests chuckling]
-[woman] Oh!
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-Ahh!
-Mmm!
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This, uh... [smacks lips]
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This wouldn't be... fish?
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Uh-oh.
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Of course not, you cheeky monkey.
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It's fish eggs.
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[gulps]
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What's wrong, Duke?
Not a fan?
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[squishing]
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[gagging]
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I... in fact, love delicious,
tiny, black non-chicken eggs
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that don't taste anything like chicken.
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[gulps]
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[laughs] Funny, I never realized.
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"Duke" rhymes with "puke."
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[gags]
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[swallows]
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[door opens]
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[Devineaux] Do not be alarmed!
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I am Inspector Devineaux,
and I'm here to warn you
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there may be a criminal in your midst!
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Is that so?
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[Player]Red, I think we just bought you
some extra time.
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A twisted mastermind
has been stealing priceless works of art
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from museums across Europe.
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She is a true menace.
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She?
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Yes, indeed. "She."
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Carmen Sandiego.
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Carmen Sandiego, here?
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Impossible.
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[gas hissing]
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Not only might Carmen Sandiego
be lurking somewhere on these premises,
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but I have reason to believe
she is working with an accomplice...
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who could be any one of you.
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There she goes!
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La Femme Rouge!
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Return to your meals.
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Dessert's off.
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Ha-ha!
Two can dance that tango.
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[engine starts]
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[dogs barking]
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[barking]
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You've cooked.
Now it's time to clean.
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Scrub the chateau.
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[Devineaux] Whoa!
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Not tonight, you scarlet ski demon.
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Stop right there, Carmen Sandiego.
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Who?
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You could have maimed me,
you maniac!
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[stammering] But your red coat!
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What about it?
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Red brings out my eyes
and coats are warm!
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[Zack] So, Ivy's playing red herring?
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Huh. That's one fish I don't mind.
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You're not the only one
who can nail a role, Duke.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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[Chief]Seems someone didn't wanna leave
any trace of this dinner party.
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So, you are saying I may have been
standing in the very same room
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amongst operatives of VILE?
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The very organization
I've dedicated my life to proving exists?
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Yes, Agent Devineaux,
that would be an accurate summary.
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But we may have both been right
about Carmen Sandiego.
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[reporter]Needless to say, the mysterious
return of 34 stolen Vermeers
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to institutions around the world
has shocked the art community.
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Stealing historic works of art
doesn't seem to be her MO,
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though she may have been working
with the Duchess all along.
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[groans]
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[Chief]A harsh reminder
that we live in a world
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where villains may not always look
like villains.
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Nor heroes like heroes.
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All that we can be assured of
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is that VILE will continue to operate
from the shadows.
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So it is imperative that ACME
view the world in shades of gray.
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[theme music playing]