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Yo, Hulkies,
welcome to the large Magellanic Cloud.
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Today's forecast?
Sunny, with a chance of meteors!
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-Rick! Repair status.
-Uh, we are on it, chief.
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Quit goofin'! That's what got us
in this mess in the first place.
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She-Hulk: Rick, I said, no!
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A-Bomb: Come on,
let me fly it, let me fly it.
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Get off of me, you big blue armadillo!
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-(crashing)
-Red Hulk: (groaning) Hey!
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Which one of you boneheads steered us
into an asteroid field?
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-Hey, nice goin', Shulkie.
-(grunts)
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-(clattering)
-(grunting)
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(distant whimpering)
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(grunts)
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-Skaar: Skaar see something.
-(whimpering)
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A-Bomb: Oh, what a cute little critter!
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(creature cooing)
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Red Hulk: These coordinates
can't be right!
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You sure those Guardian do-gooders
aren't messing with us?
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Sending us to the middle
of some asteroid field?
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Star-Lord said the wormhole to our galaxy
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only appears here once a decade.
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And it's due. So we gotta wait.
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Even if we wait, this shortcut
will cut years off our journey home.
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Then we can hand jumbo-dumb here
over to the auThorities.
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If they don't arrest you first.
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You destroyed Vista Verde and framed us!
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And I'm gonna make sure
you confess the truth.
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So, where is this wormhole?
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I don't see nothin'
but a whole lot of nothin'.
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(radio beeping)
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She-Hulk: Gettin' some kind
of transmission.
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Citizens of the Kree Empire,
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look well upon these faces,
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for they are the faces of the enemy.
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So says Ronan the Accuser.
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Oh, not this jerk.
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Ronan: Worst among them
is the one called Hulk.
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He is without honor, a liar!
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(growling)
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Since these Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
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-are too cowardly to surrender,
-(sighs)
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I am going to punish their home world.
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If the Hulks are not brought
to my justice,
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I will invade the Earth!
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(theme music)
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Ronan: The Hulks will have nowhere to run
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once I have finished
with their home world.
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-(Hulk grunts)
-(shatters)
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Great! Now Ronan's gonna take his beef
with us out on Earth.
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We gotta get back there before he does.
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(laughs)
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Come on out, little fella.
Don't be afraid.
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-(whimpering)
-It's okay.
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-No one's going to eat you.
-(purring)
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(purring)
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A-Bomb: What? Oh, my gosh.
Look. Cuddle factor of nine.
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Camera, get a close-up for my show.
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Oh, it's so cute!
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-(purring)
-Look at it!
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Aw, he reminds me of Devil Dinosaur.
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I sure miss him. What do you think
Devil's doin' right now?
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(slurping)
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(cooing)
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(grunts)
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(laughing)
Little Devil.
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That's totally gotta be his name!
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Who's the Little Devil? You are!
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-Huh?
-Hulk: Rick, Skaar, inside. We're goin'.
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Lookie what I found! Isn't he cute?
Can we keep him?
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No. It's an alien. Could be dangerous.
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Yeah, dangerously adorable.
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I promise to take care of him,
and feed him.
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Please, please, please?
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It stays. You can stay with it,
but we're leaving, now.
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Bye, Little Devil.
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-(whooshes)
-(whimpers)
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(whimpering continues)
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Sorry, you've got to stay.
Huh, this is it.
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So long, Little Devil. Go on, now, shoo.
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(purring)
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Oh.
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ONBOARD COMPUTER: Airlock depressurized.
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-(buzzer beeping)
-(Little Devil cooing)
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Huh? Hey!
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-You followed me!
-(coos)
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Well, I guess I'm stuck with ya.
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-Sit tight. I'll be back.
-(coos)
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-(purring)
-What harm could a cute fuzzy do?
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Hey, do your best just to, like,
not hit anything this time, if you can?
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(grunts)
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Thirty seconds to the wormhole.
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So, what do you guys want to do first
when we get home?
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I mean, after we clear our names.
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Me, I want to get the biggest
chocolate milkshake I can buy.
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-(alarm sounding)
-(gasps)
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-(alarm blaring)
-COMPUTER: Warning, system alert!
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Got a massive malfunction here.
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-I'm losing control.
-Look out!
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Guys, we're gonna crash!
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We lost power to all systems!
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I need the engines now,
or this is gonna be a real bad day.
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Okay, okay. Rerouting energy from weapons.
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This why Skaar prefers to walk.
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COMPUTER: Engine power restored.
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I have thrusters. Hang on.
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(engine revving)
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(screaming)
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Hulk: What happened?
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-(beeping)
-It was some kind of power drain.
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I can't seem to pinpoint it.
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I got more good news.
The wormhole is shrinking.
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At this rate, it'll close in an hour.
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Then we can kiss
our shortcut home goodbye.
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And if we miss it,
Ronan will get to Earth before we do.
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-Jen?
-An hour to fix the ship.
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I haven't even isolated the problem yet.
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You want to get this ship flying again?
Talk to me.
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And why would you want to help us?
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Because so far,
everything we've encountered out here
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wants to eat or blow us up. All of us.
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And I refuse to perish beside you.
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It's much safer in my cell back on Earth.
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He does know the ship better than anyone.
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(grunts)
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I can't work locked up like this.
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Hulk: Try any funny business
and I feed you to Galactus.
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You got my word.
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According to Ronan,
you don't keep your word, Hulk.
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-So forgive me if I don't hold my breath.
-(growls)
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If you ask me,
this rust bucket's infested with gremlins.
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Gremlins?
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Old Air Force lore,
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little creeps who rip up
the insides of planes.
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(chuckles)
Yeah, right.
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No, no, no, you better not be!
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You're not a gremlin,
are you, Little Devil?
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Rick, what are you doing here?
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Oh, I was just checkin', uh, the airlock
wasn't damaged in the crash.
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It's all good, though.
Totally checked it out.
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The problem appears to be emanating
from this panel.
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-Get out of my way!
-But now we're going the same...
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-(talking together)
-(exclaims)
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Uh-huh. What'd I tell you? Gremlins.
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Hey, I'm gonna go,
uh, inspect the ship, for more damage.
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-Come on, Skaar.
-(sighs)
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Let's fix this and get out of here.
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Dude, I uh, brought Little Devil
on the ship,
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and uh, now he's gone,
and you're gonna help me find him
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before he does any more damage.
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Hmm. Skaar help. Hmm.
(sniffing)
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Skaar smell Little Devil.
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Dude, I can't smell anything.
Exactly what does Little Devil smell like?
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(sniffing)
Breakfast.
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He's not breakfast, he's a pet.
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(sniffs)
Huh!
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A-Bomb: Okay. I'll open it,
you grab him...
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-Ready, Skaar?
-(growls)
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-One, two...
-(growling)
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Ah-ha! Come here, you Little Devil!
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Ah! Don't let him get away!
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The crash must have dislocated
the main power bus.
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You brutes will have to reconnect it
to the energizer.
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Gimme a hand.
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Red Hulk: I'll get the other side,
greenie.
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Hulk: Just be careful with it.
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Come back here, you Little Devil! No!
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How are we gonna get him out of there?
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-(buzzer)
-COMPUTER: Auxiliary power restored.
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-Lighting activated.
-(soft grunt)
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-(Little Devil cooing)
-Little Devil!
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How'd you get up there so fast?
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-Hey, come here, you.
-(coos)
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-More Little Devils!
-Oh, no.
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They're multiplying somehow.
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-Don't just stand there, get him!
-Skaar get!
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All systems go.
Thirty seconds to the wormhole.
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Step on it. That thing's at half size
and closing fast.
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-Little Devil! (growls, grunts)
-Red Hulk: What is that?
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-Ha! Gotcha!
-(purring)
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You brought that alien on board
after I told you not to!
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What? No! No way.
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He... I mean, they...
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Must have snuck on by themselves.
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Uh, like, obviously.
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The truth?
(blowing raspberry)
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That would only make Hulk worry.
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And mad.
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You, you brought Druffs onto my ship?
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Druffs are the most dangerous vermin
in the galaxy!
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These cute little fuzzballs?
What, exaggerate much?
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(power shutting down)
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-(squeaking)
-Hear that? Inside the walls.
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As you can see, Druffs consume energy.
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Jen, try to restore power.
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The rest of you, round up these things.
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Hold still, you little gremlin!
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-Ow!
-You've got to be gentle.
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Sharp impacts cause Druffs
to instantly multiply.
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Smashing them will only create more.
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Come here, you!
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Skaar catch! I got him. I got him!
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Uh. Out of my way, you little...
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Never mind the Druffs, Jen.
Just get us through that wormhole.
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We've got to beat Ronan back to Earth.
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Will do. Uh-oh.
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You had to say his name. Guys?
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You can run, Agents of S.M.A.S.H.,
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but you cannot hide!
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Your day of reckoning is at hand.
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(zapping)
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She-Hulk: Ronan's warship's
blocking the wormhole.
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But I might be able to get us past it.
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No. He'll follow us back to Earth.
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We're not gonna last out here
with the ship in this condition.
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Check it out, they're launching fighters.
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-(zapping)
-Oh!
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(grunts)
I suggest we surrender.
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I suggest you shut your piehole,
Captain Forehead.
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Jen, take us back into the asteroid field.
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Rick, leave a camera
so we can keep an eye on the wormhole.
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Ain't running from that jerk!
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Don't have a choice.
We gotta lure him away from the wormhole.
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Just keep those fighters off our back.
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How could you betray me?
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I brought you on this ship,
and look at what you've done!
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-It's a disaster.
-Ooh.
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(kissing)
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- Oh, but you're so cute!
-(purring)
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(beeping)
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Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom!
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(sniffs) Mmm.
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Uh-oh.
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Ow! Tingly.
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Well done, boy.
These Druffs will be the end of us.
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They don't mean any harm.
They're just doing what comes natural.
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That's it. We have to shut down the power.
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Are you out of your alleged mind?
We'll be sitting ducks!
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00:12:01,917 --> 00:12:05,709
If the Druffs eat energy,
the only way to stop 'em is to starve 'em.
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I hate to admit it,
but you make a remarkable amount of sense.
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-For a change. Ooh!
-Jen, find us a place to hide.
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00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,417
I didn't have any footage
outside the ship,
242
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so I'm using this old videogame
to recreate the action.
243
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-(game beeping)
-"Hmm, faster, Jen!"
244
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,750
-(imitating spaceship)
-"We got drones on our six, Red!"
245
00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:26,417
(imitating lasers)
246
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,250
"Hey, I think I see a space cave!"
247
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,417
-(imitating spaceship)
-"Quick! Get inside!"
248
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,625
-(imitates flying and braking)
-"Whoo!"
249
00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:37,250
Hulk: Good idea to hide in this cave,
Rick.
250
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:38,625
A-Bomb: I saw it in a movie once.
251
00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:41,458
Computer: Power system shutting down.
252
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:44,583
Gotta admit, that was some nice flying,
Shulkie.
253
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:48,125
But we're still hosed,
thanks to the littlest pest shop here.
254
00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:51,375
Never mind that. Let's fix the damage,
so we can get out of here.
255
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:55,250
Rick, Skaar, gather up the rest
of the furballs and get 'em off the ship!
256
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,625
How we do that?
257
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,625
We'll eject them out onto this asteroid.
258
00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:01,208
(cooing)
259
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:05,041
Who wants some yummy energy?
Follow Uncle A-Bomb!
260
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:07,959
Chow time!
261
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:10,083
-(growling)
-Go get it!
262
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,291
-(cooing)
-Hurry, before it's all gone!
263
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,208
Those walls are reinforced,
so they can't get out.
264
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:20,542
I just hope that's all of them.
265
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,667
(sniffing)
266
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:29,834
A-Bomb: The Little Devils must go dormant
when there's no energy to eat.
267
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:32,750
So, eject all Little Devils now?
268
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:35,834
I guess-- We gotta. Mmm!
269
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:38,709
We can't just dump them on this
asteroid!
270
00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:41,750
-Can we?
-Lie to Hulk two times.
271
00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:45,834
First lie make ship crash.
Second lie doom Hulks for good!
272
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:56,041
RONAN: You can't hide forever, Hulk!
Justice will find you!
273
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,583
I will find you.
274
00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:01,250
You call yourself a hero.
275
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,041
All I see is a coward...
276
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,208
and a liar.
277
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:09,792
-(growling)
-Easy, we just got that working.
278
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:12,875
I'm gettin' real tired
of Ronan calling me a liar.
279
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:16,500
Red Hulk: Well, you did renege
on the deal you made with him.
280
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,625
-Just sayin'...
-A-Bomb!
281
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,667
You get rid of the Druffs?
282
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,625
They, uh, yeah, they won't be a problem.
283
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:27,000
Shh, it's Ronan! He's right there!
284
00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:31,000
And there he goes. Whoo! That was close.
285
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:37,125
Uh, why did we just launch
an emergency flare?
286
00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:40,750
Don't look at me.
Must have been a short circuit.
287
00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:41,834
(growling)
288
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,417
We got incoming!
289
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,959
Jen, get us out of here.
290
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:48,000
-(grunts)
-I'm working on it.
291
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,291
Red Hulk: They got us with a tractor beam!
292
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:53,709
Surrender now, Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
293
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:56,208
Or I will not just destroy you,
294
00:14:56,709 --> 00:14:59,417
but your home planet of Earth!
295
00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:06,542
Face me, Earthlings.
296
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,709
My vessel is armed with a gravity bomb.
297
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,166
Unless you come out now, Hulk,
298
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,542
I will drop it through the wormhole,
299
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,959
where it will detonate
and create a black hole
300
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,959
big enough to swallow
your entire solar system.
301
00:15:20,041 --> 00:15:21,834
So, what's our play?
302
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,166
We do what the blue man wants.
303
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,959
You are wise to surrender, Hulk.
304
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:38,291
Perhaps I will allow the other
so-called Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
305
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:41,667
to live long enough
to witness my final judgment.
306
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:45,709
-If they give up now.
-Hulks don't give up.
307
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,709
Red Hulk: We smash up!
308
00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:49,250
-Huh?
-(growling)
309
00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:53,834
(groans)
310
00:15:53,917 --> 00:15:55,417
A-Bombs away!
311
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,542
(growling)
312
00:15:57,917 --> 00:15:59,166
(grunts)
313
00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:06,917
(roaring)
314
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,834
Bring up the unibeams, capture mode.
315
00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:16,834
Come and get it, blue boys.
316
00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:18,792
(zapping)
317
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,083
Red! (groaning)
318
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:25,750
Hang on, guys. I got it! (groaning)
319
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:27,709
(groaning)
320
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,500
-(grunts)
-(thuds)
321
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,625
(straining)
322
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:52,291
And now, you will answer
for your crimes against the Kree.
323
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:55,750
The Leader: I hate to interrupt
the penalty phase of Hulk's sentencing...
324
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,625
But I would like to take care of business.
325
00:16:58,709 --> 00:17:01,083
I received your signals, Leader.
326
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:05,250
On behalf of the Kree Empire,
thank you for your cooperation.
327
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,041
Lousy rat dropped a dime on us.
328
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,875
The flare. That was you!
329
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:12,875
We should have let Galactus eat you.
330
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:15,166
Big head bad!
331
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,000
You'll pay for this, Leader.
332
00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:20,542
No, but the Kree will.
And quite handsomely.
333
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,458
Isn't that right?
334
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,583
The Kree people will receive justice.
335
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:29,041
And for your efforts,
you will receive, the Planet Earth.
336
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,917
(laughing)
337
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,500
I'm gonna pop your brain pan for this!
338
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,375
-Search their ship.
-No!
339
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:39,166
We can't let the Kree
get their filthy hands on the...
340
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:42,250
-The Orb of Truth!
-Ronan: You have the Orb of Truth?
341
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:46,333
Would you sabotage the peace treaty
between the Kree and Chi'a?
342
00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:50,667
Okay, Hulkies, so the Orb of Truth
is like this universal symbol of trust,
343
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,083
that we helped the Guardians
of the Galaxy deliver
344
00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,709
to this big peace conference.
It was in another episode,
345
00:17:55,792 --> 00:17:57,959
that you really should watch.
It was awesome!
346
00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:00,917
We don't have the Orb. He's lying!
347
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,542
Who, me? I never lie!
348
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,542
What, you don't believe me?
Look in the cargo hold!
349
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:11,500
This is a pathetic attempt
to delay justice.
350
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:12,834
Here, I'll show you.
351
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,000
(beeping)
352
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:17,083
(growling)
353
00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:20,583
(screaming)
354
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,667
A-Bomb: Come on, Hulk,
you can't be mad at me.
355
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:28,166
I didn't have the heart
to blast 'em into space.
356
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:29,500
No!
357
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:32,542
You brought Druffs aboard, Leader?
358
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,667
I didn't know! I'm innocent!
359
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,375
Stop them, before they infest the ship!
360
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,834
(grunts)
361
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:44,583
Get to the ship! Go!
362
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,583
-(roaring)
-(growling)
363
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,000
(grunting)
364
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,417
You fought for Ego and Galactus!
You broke your word!
365
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:02,709
I did. But only because I realized
I was wrong.
366
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,834
-(groans)
-That doesn't make me a liar.
367
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,834
You will pay for this, Leader.
368
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:15,041
My retribution will be swift and terrible!
369
00:19:16,291 --> 00:19:17,709
Not without your hammer.
370
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:19,083
You wouldn't dare!
371
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:21,792
-Go get it, boys.
-(hungry screaming)
372
00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:25,792
Ah. Away!
373
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:28,250
-Ahh!
-Where do you think you're going?
374
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,750
Please take me with you!
I beg you!
375
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:31,750
(groans)
376
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,625
Jen! Get us outta here!
377
00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:39,792
(whirring)
378
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,041
(growling)
379
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,917
Bye, Little Devils.
380
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:57,500
-Do you think they'll be okay?
-I'd be more worried about the Kree.
381
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:58,875
-Nah!
-Nah!
382
00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:02,291
Red Hulk: Wormhole's closing!
Punch it already, Shulkie!
383
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,250
-Hang on!
-(engine powering up)
384
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,250
We're not gonna make it!
385
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,083
This is gonna be close!
386
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,667
A-Bomb: (laughs) Whoa! We made it!
387
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:25,083
And that's why I drive.
388
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:28,291
I suppose you'll want to put me back
in my cell.
389
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:31,250
Uh-uh. Bathroom.
390
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:33,709
Oh...
391
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:40,166
So, uh, I'm sorry about bringing
Little Devil on board.
392
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,792
And then for lying about it.
393
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:45,000
-(grunts)
-Ah, you were just trying to help.
394
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:47,667
That's right. And aren't you glad
I kept those Druffs on board?
395
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,250
I mean, otherwise,
we'd still be prisoners!
396
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,875
Or worse! So, really, my plan worked.
397
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,625
I saved us.
398
00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:55,625
Red Hulk: (chuckles)
You hear that, Shulkie?
399
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:58,000
We owe the kid some thanks.
400
00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:00,375
(chuckles)
Yes, we do.
401
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:04,458
Uh, hey, hey. Punching is not a thank you,
402
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:08,250
so I would accept cake, or...
(stuttering)
403
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,041
I'm running away now!
404
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:13,000
Red Hulk: Come on, Jones.
There's no place to hide!
405
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:15,750
A-Bomb: Ow! Ow, hey, stop hitting me!
Stop it!
406
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:17,208
Skaar still hungry.
407
00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:21,834
One lie always leads to another,
and another.
408
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,583
Sooner or later,
the truth'll catch up to you.
409
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,875
A-Bomb: Ow! I'm telling the truth
when I say that hurts!
410
00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:30,041
-Red Hulk: Take that, ya fibber!
-She-Hulk: How's the soap taste, Ricky?
411
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,875
(sighs)
Hulk out.
412
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,750
(closing theme music)