1 00:00:00,625 --> 00:00:02,625 (heroic music) 2 00:00:03,959 --> 00:00:05,583 Red Hulk: Incoming, Greenie! 3 00:00:05,667 --> 00:00:07,417 -(rumbles) -(Red Hulk laughs) 4 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:08,709 Ha! Missed. 5 00:00:09,834 --> 00:00:12,041 Don't worry, Hulkies. No one was in that thing. 6 00:00:12,125 --> 00:00:15,583 Just taking a break from follow-The-Leader to play a little "dodge train." 7 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,917 Red Hulk: Iron canons loaded with 50 tons of steel locomotion. 8 00:00:20,041 --> 00:00:22,208 Let's see you dodge this, Shulkie. 9 00:00:22,291 --> 00:00:23,500 -Who's dodging? -(thuds) 10 00:00:23,583 --> 00:00:26,083 You're out, Rulkie. 11 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:27,750 Hands up, Skaar. 12 00:00:27,834 --> 00:00:28,875 (grunts) 13 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:30,834 (thuds) 14 00:00:31,667 --> 00:00:33,959 Hulks train with trains. 15 00:00:34,166 --> 00:00:36,208 (chuckles) 16 00:00:36,291 --> 00:00:38,583 Been using this old depot as a hideout 17 00:00:38,667 --> 00:00:40,417 while we're on the run from... 18 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:41,667 everyone. 19 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,041 But keeping the team strong can still be fun. 20 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:47,166 Plus it keeps us pumped up and gamma ripped. 21 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:51,750 Hulk: Yo, Red, diesel engine comin' your way. 22 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:53,583 Red Hulk: Back at you, Greenie. 23 00:00:53,667 --> 00:00:55,875 Throw a big one next time, huh? 24 00:00:55,959 --> 00:00:57,542 Oh, come on, guys. 25 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,875 I'm strong enough to play on the big-boy court. 26 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,291 Work within your limits, Rick. 27 00:01:01,959 --> 00:01:03,917 Aw, no train, no pain. 28 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:05,542 Red Hulk: Incoming, Jones! 29 00:01:08,208 --> 00:01:10,000 Oh, no problem, Red, it's easy-- 30 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:11,208 (thuds) 31 00:01:11,291 --> 00:01:13,083 (laughing) 32 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:15,500 (coughs) I just slipped is all. 33 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:17,500 Face it, kid, 34 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:19,208 strength is not your strength. 35 00:01:19,792 --> 00:01:21,750 She-Hulk: You've got other strengths. 36 00:01:21,834 --> 00:01:24,750 I mean, turning into a ball is really... 37 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:26,083 Round. (laughs) 38 00:01:26,375 --> 00:01:27,542 A-Bomb: And lame. 39 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:29,250 -A-Bomb: Hey! -Come here, ball boy. 40 00:01:29,291 --> 00:01:32,166 So, who's up for a little dodge Bomb? 41 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:33,583 Crazy. 42 00:01:33,667 --> 00:01:35,250 A-Bomb: Come on, guys, I hate ball sports. 43 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:36,709 -(grunts) -(whirs) 44 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:37,792 (thuds) 45 00:01:37,875 --> 00:01:39,166 -(roars) -A-Bomb: Devil, no, no! 46 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:42,166 A-Bomb: That is it. Course correction time! 47 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:43,291 (grunting) 48 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:45,959 You kind of deserved it. 49 00:01:46,417 --> 00:01:47,291 What is that? 50 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:48,959 (distant whooshing) 51 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,667 We got incoming! 52 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:53,125 I got it! I got it! 53 00:01:53,834 --> 00:01:55,375 (rumbles) 54 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:57,250 Yeah, so I don't got it. 55 00:01:59,041 --> 00:02:00,208 Rick! 56 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,667 (theme music) 57 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,583 Hope he balled up in time. 58 00:02:16,291 --> 00:02:17,792 (groans) Ow. 59 00:02:18,959 --> 00:02:20,583 A-Bomb: I'm okay, okay? 60 00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:22,792 -(growls) -A-Bomb: So, what hit me? 61 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:25,667 Whatever it is clearly targeted our location. 62 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:27,959 Flamey space ball from Leader? 63 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:30,709 Some new military Hulk-busting weapon, more like. 64 00:02:30,792 --> 00:02:31,792 No. 65 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:33,250 Looks like something 66 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:34,333 -alien! -(hissing) 67 00:02:34,417 --> 00:02:35,709 Agents, smash! 68 00:02:36,792 --> 00:02:37,709 Take it apart, Hulks. 69 00:02:38,709 --> 00:02:40,333 (whirring) 70 00:02:40,417 --> 00:02:41,583 (grunting) 71 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:42,959 (buzzing) 72 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:46,166 (dings) 73 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:47,250 (grunts) 74 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:50,375 Rick! Look or ball up. 75 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:53,125 -Uh-uh. No lame roly-poly powers. -(thumping) 76 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:54,625 A-Bomb, smash! 77 00:02:55,291 --> 00:02:56,625 -Whoa! -(rumbles) 78 00:02:57,667 --> 00:02:59,417 (buzzing) 79 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,125 Hulk: Time to knock its block off. 80 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:03,291 -(grunts) -(crackles) 81 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:06,000 (siren blaring) 82 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:08,625 Someone wanna tell me what that was all about? 83 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:10,583 (crackles) 84 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:19,500 (speaking alien language) 85 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:22,625 translator: Local combat dialect found. 86 00:03:22,709 --> 00:03:24,333 Translating... 87 00:03:24,417 --> 00:03:26,500 Xemnu: Listen up, Earthies. 88 00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:27,834 This is Xemnu, 89 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:30,750 the undisputed fighting champion of the galaxy. 90 00:03:30,834 --> 00:03:32,125 On a thousand worlds, 91 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:34,667 I've never been defeated in physical combat. 92 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:37,959 I've heard rumors about you so-called Agents of S.M.A.S.H. 93 00:03:38,041 --> 00:03:40,750 So, I sent my scout-bot to assess your strengths. 94 00:03:40,834 --> 00:03:42,583 Xemnu: You passed. 95 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:44,000 Most of you. 96 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:45,709 So what'll it be, Earth-wimps? 97 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:47,667 You accept Xemnu's challenge? 98 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:48,917 Or are you too weak? 99 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,750 No time, no interest, 100 00:03:50,834 --> 00:03:52,500 and nothing to prove. 101 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:54,709 So, do us a favor and get-- 102 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:57,000 -Your furry, white butt down here! -Rick! 103 00:03:57,083 --> 00:04:00,792 Yo, the Agents will take you on anytime, anywhere. 104 00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:05,125 Let the record show that the challenge has been accepted. 105 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:07,709 No one accepted anything. 106 00:04:07,792 --> 00:04:09,917 Too late to wuss out now, green one. 107 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,834 Choose your Earth combat arena. 108 00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:14,500 New York, Las Vegas... What'll it be? 109 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:15,750 Sahara desert, 110 00:04:15,834 --> 00:04:17,125 where no one will get hurt, 111 00:04:17,208 --> 00:04:18,583 except you. 112 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:20,834 Xemnu: Then we shall battle in the Sahara in one hour. 113 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:22,667 For the fate of the Earth. 114 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:24,208 So says Xemnu. 115 00:04:25,291 --> 00:04:27,917 She-Hulk: Um, the fate of the what? 116 00:04:28,917 --> 00:04:30,792 (laughs nervously) 117 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:32,458 Red Hulk: Thanks, spike-for-brains. 118 00:04:32,542 --> 00:04:36,709 Now we've got to go take down this space wackjob before he messes up Earth. 119 00:04:36,792 --> 00:04:40,250 Rick, never let your mouth make promises your fists can't keep. 120 00:04:40,709 --> 00:04:42,542 Hey, I'm sick of being called a weakling. 121 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:45,041 I'll prove I'm strong enough to play with the big boys. 122 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:50,250 (A-Bomb scoffs) 123 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,458 A-Bomb: No show! 124 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,750 Yeah, I scared him off. 125 00:04:53,834 --> 00:04:55,583 (aircraft whirring) 126 00:04:58,542 --> 00:04:59,750 Xemnu: Get ready, Earth. 127 00:04:59,834 --> 00:05:00,959 Here he is. 128 00:05:01,041 --> 00:05:03,583 Champion of a hundred galaxies. 129 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:05,792 Xemnu the Titan! 130 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:07,792 (canned applause) 131 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:10,208 Of course, he wears fur. 132 00:05:10,291 --> 00:05:13,125 I am also known as Xemnu the Undefeated. 133 00:05:13,208 --> 00:05:15,250 Xemnu, The Living Hulk. 134 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:18,083 Wait, what was that last one again? 135 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:20,125 (thuds) 136 00:05:20,208 --> 00:05:22,667 Huh. I was told there'd be some Hulks. 137 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:25,000 Guess they run smaller in these parts. 138 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:26,792 There's five Hulks here. 139 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:28,875 And you ain't one of them. 140 00:05:28,959 --> 00:05:30,667 A-Bomb: Oh, nice waist-wear. 141 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,667 Xemnu: Hey, like it? 142 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,208 It's yours, if you win. 143 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:35,709 In all the universe, 144 00:05:35,792 --> 00:05:37,959 there's no greater symbol of strength. 145 00:05:38,041 --> 00:05:39,291 She-Hulk: So, let me get this straight. 146 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:41,750 If you win, you destroy our planet. 147 00:05:41,834 --> 00:05:43,959 And if we win, we get a belt? 148 00:05:44,166 --> 00:05:45,667 He who wears this belt 149 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:48,250 is the undisputed champion of the Cosmos. 150 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:50,083 Plus, it does this... 151 00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:52,291 (beeping) 152 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:54,875 Xemnu: Simple ring, for a simple species. 153 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:56,709 Hmm. 154 00:05:56,792 --> 00:06:01,208 Xemnu: Today's match, Xemnu versus Earth's furious foursome. 155 00:06:01,291 --> 00:06:02,792 "Colonel Crimson." 156 00:06:04,709 --> 00:06:06,083 "Jade Maiden." 157 00:06:07,792 --> 00:06:09,083 "The Manimal." 158 00:06:10,709 --> 00:06:13,875 "And the Green Monsoon." 159 00:06:16,625 --> 00:06:17,834 A-Bomb: Oh, I get it. 160 00:06:17,917 --> 00:06:20,750 Saving the Blue Bomber for the main event. 161 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:22,792 Right? 162 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:24,166 Sorry, boy, cool name, 163 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,959 but the rest of you is weak sauce. 164 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:27,667 You'll get ringside seats, though. 165 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:29,667 (grumbles) 166 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:32,125 (bell dinging) 167 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:33,583 Oh, no, 168 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,667 we're not letting you end this fight quick. 169 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:37,750 I want a piece of this loudmouth. 170 00:06:37,834 --> 00:06:39,750 -Skaar: Hey! -I got this. 171 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,792 Red Hulk: Let's go, furball! 172 00:06:41,875 --> 00:06:44,625 Ooh, Colonel Crimson. 173 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:47,291 That's four-star general to you. 174 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:49,625 -(thuds) -(groaning) 175 00:06:50,041 --> 00:06:51,166 Xemnu: Boo! 176 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:53,375 Ready to surrender, soldier? 177 00:06:53,458 --> 00:06:54,625 (grunts) 178 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,125 Nice move. 179 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,709 Here's mine. 180 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,750 It's called gamma blast to the face. 181 00:07:00,834 --> 00:07:04,667 Ooh, never bring a gun to a slug-fest, Colonel Cheater. 182 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,709 Disqualified! 183 00:07:06,792 --> 00:07:08,125 -(thuds) -(groaning) 184 00:07:08,917 --> 00:07:10,291 (rumbles) 185 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:12,750 Oh, Red should have creamed him. 186 00:07:12,834 --> 00:07:14,625 -I'm going in. -No way. 187 00:07:14,709 --> 00:07:16,917 I'll soften up this wannabe for ya. 188 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,166 (grunting) 189 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:19,834 (yells) 190 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:22,458 Next up, the Manimal! 191 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,959 You hurt Skaar's red friend. 192 00:07:25,041 --> 00:07:26,709 Now Skaar hurt you! 193 00:07:26,792 --> 00:07:27,959 -(Skaar grunts) -(sword clangs) 194 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:31,500 Lose the knives, choppy. You could get hurt. 195 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:32,583 (shatters) 196 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:34,792 (growls) 197 00:07:34,875 --> 00:07:39,750 -(grunting) -(clanging) 198 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:43,583 You remind me of the savage beasts I fought on Badoo. 199 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:46,709 -Ferocious, brutal, incredibly stupid! -(yelling) 200 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:48,500 (tumbles) 201 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:49,792 Hulk: That's it. 202 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:51,792 I've been watching his moves. I can take him! 203 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:54,875 No way, Rick. Jen, wait! 204 00:07:54,959 --> 00:07:58,375 Now entering the ring, to clean this creep's clock, 205 00:07:58,458 --> 00:08:00,709 Jade Maiden! 206 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:02,375 She-Hulk: Brace yourself, tough guy. 207 00:08:02,834 --> 00:08:04,291 (grunts) 208 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,667 -(thuds) -(groans) 209 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:07,417 Oh, feisty. 210 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:11,291 Actually, I have a rule of never punching a female of any species. 211 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:13,667 Don't hold back for little old me. 212 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,542 Of course, that doesn't go for 213 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:17,875 -kidney-elbowing! -(thuds) 214 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:19,667 (groaning) 215 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,333 -Pile driving! -(groaning) 216 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:24,709 And my own signature knee-knocker. 217 00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:26,166 -(thuds) -(groaning) 218 00:08:27,166 --> 00:08:28,667 (grunts) 219 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,792 Those are all fair. 220 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:32,291 (growls) 221 00:08:33,291 --> 00:08:34,208 (thuds) 222 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:35,792 Oh, now you've done it. 223 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:38,250 Get ready for a Hulk-sized beatdown, yak-face. 224 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:42,333 Ah! At last! The headliner. 225 00:08:42,417 --> 00:08:45,583 Xemnu versus the Green Monsoon. 226 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:49,834 The irresistible force meets the immovable object. 227 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:53,583 This is the match I've been waiting for my whole life. 228 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,709 It'll be over quick. 229 00:08:55,792 --> 00:08:58,709 -(thumping) -(grunting) 230 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:00,500 Xemnu: Come here! 231 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,792 Yeah! 232 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,375 (high-pitched scream) 233 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:05,834 Time for my finishing move! 234 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:06,792 (rumbles) 235 00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:07,792 Yeah! 236 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:09,834 (rumbling) 237 00:09:10,709 --> 00:09:11,709 (breathing heavily) 238 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,208 Oh, man, what a letdown. 239 00:09:15,959 --> 00:09:18,291 He knock out Hulk? 240 00:09:18,375 --> 00:09:19,792 Nobody knocks out the Hulk. 241 00:09:20,291 --> 00:09:21,250 Ever. 242 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:22,667 You'll pay for that! 243 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:25,458 Sorry, junior, you don't even rate an exhibition round. 244 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,041 -(thuds) -(A-Bomb screams) 245 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:30,333 Xemnu: Let my undefeated record show, 246 00:09:30,417 --> 00:09:33,000 the Hulks of Earth have lost! 247 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:37,875 (groans) 248 00:09:38,542 --> 00:09:40,333 Oh, what hit me? 249 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,041 Same thing that's about to hit Earth. 250 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:45,500 (screams) 251 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:47,667 (rumbling) 252 00:09:47,834 --> 00:09:49,500 (all groaning) 253 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:56,625 -Xemnu: Break, planet! Break! -(rumbling) 254 00:09:57,625 --> 00:09:59,291 -(grunting) -(thumping) 255 00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:01,250 Hmm. 256 00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:03,291 Not quite the sweet spot I was hoping for. 257 00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:04,834 But every world has one. 258 00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:05,917 I'll find it. 259 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,709 You can't destroy Earth. 260 00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:09,458 There are billions of people here. 261 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,250 Xemnu: If you were so worried about your people, 262 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:13,375 you should not have accepted my challenge. 263 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,667 Red Hulk: A-Bomb, you big doofus. 264 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:17,083 This is all your fault. 265 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:19,834 I didn't know what we were fighting for. 266 00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:21,500 (vehicle whirring) 267 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,333 (tense music) 268 00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:30,375 My tooth! 269 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,542 That was no fair fight. 270 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,291 She-Hulk: Tell me about it, 271 00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:36,000 the creep went after my knees. 272 00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:37,709 He fights dirty. 273 00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:40,500 No one, and I mean no one, 274 00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:42,250 ever owned me like Xemnu did. 275 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:45,375 So much for the strongest one there is. 276 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,417 Guess no matter how strong you are, 277 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,333 there's always somebody stronger. 278 00:10:51,792 --> 00:10:53,333 Time to sulk later. 279 00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:56,375 This guy's a real world threat, and we've gotta find him. 280 00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:57,417 (beeping) 281 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,250 Scanning for any seismic activity. 282 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:02,709 (scanner beeps) Got a hit. 283 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:06,208 Unusual quakes emanating from a rift valley in Iceland. 284 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:10,250 This mid-Atlantic ridge is a meeting of two major tectonic plates. 285 00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:13,583 -Oh, no. -That's what he meant by "sweet spot". 286 00:11:13,917 --> 00:11:15,125 He cracks that rift, 287 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,166 it'll split the Earth like a coconut. 288 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,625 Yeah, yeah, so we gotta stop him. 289 00:11:19,709 --> 00:11:22,667 -But how? He nuked us last time. -(groans) 290 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,375 She-Hulk: So, we call in some more muscle. 291 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,875 Thor, Power Man, the Thing. 292 00:11:26,959 --> 00:11:29,709 Who all know we're wanted by the army, remember? 293 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:32,750 By the time we convince them, it'd be too late. 294 00:11:33,709 --> 00:11:37,125 I was the bigmouth who put the entire Earth in jeopardy. 295 00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:39,625 If I wasn't such a weakling, I could make it right. 296 00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:43,000 Well, I always say, when you're out of dumb ideas... 297 00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:45,834 try something dumber. 298 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:49,583 (tense music) 299 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,000 A-Bomb: Here goes nothing. 300 00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:53,458 (beeping) 301 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:56,458 Computer: Danger. Radiation levels rising. 302 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,542 (powering up) 303 00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:03,417 (beeping) 304 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,792 -(beeping) -Guys... 305 00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:10,291 I'm getting reports of tremors and tsunami forming all along the ridge. 306 00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:12,333 We're out of time. Full throttle. 307 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,208 (engine cranking) 308 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,417 -Someone set the gamma core to overload. -(alarms beeping) 309 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,875 I'm losing power. 310 00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:21,375 Where's Jones? 311 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:23,709 Rick! 312 00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:25,291 Hulk: He's gone into the reactor. 313 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,000 Red Hulk: Exposure to that much gamma radiation 314 00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,375 could fry him. 315 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,625 What's that blue goon think he's doing? 316 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,125 Re-creating the blast that changed him. 317 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:34,917 Shut it down! Now! 318 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,750 -Skaar, slash! -(crackles) 319 00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,083 (smoke hisses) 320 00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,834 Skaar shut down for good. 321 00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:42,709 (engine whirring) 322 00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:44,917 -(alarm beeping) -Everyone brace for impact. 323 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,000 In three, two, one... 324 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,792 (crashing) 325 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:53,333 (rumbling) 326 00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,875 Guys, guys, I'm okay. 327 00:12:57,959 --> 00:12:59,125 Uh... 328 00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:00,375 No, I'm not. 329 00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:03,667 (growls) 330 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:07,709 Rick, what have you done? 331 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,834 Just made myself the strongest one there is. 332 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,875 So long, A-Bomb. 333 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,208 Hello, Uber-Bomb. 334 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,291 Whoa... I just gotta adjust... 335 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:23,792 (shattering) 336 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,875 Uh, hi, Jen. 337 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:27,709 Rick? 338 00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:29,500 -What happened to you? -(crashing) 339 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,959 There is such a thing as too strong, Rick. 340 00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:33,166 No way. 341 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,542 I've just gotta get the hang of-- 342 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:36,417 -Whoa! -(clanking) 343 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,959 Nice. We only have one jump jet. 344 00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:40,208 Hmm... 345 00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:41,667 Jump jet. 346 00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:45,333 (loud thudding) 347 00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,792 Yah-ha-hoo! 348 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:50,417 Red Hulk: Well, at least the kid's saving us some gamma power. 349 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:54,834 -(Xemnu grunting) -(rumbling) 350 00:13:56,709 --> 00:13:57,875 -(grunting) -(thumping) 351 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,583 Uber-Bomb: Yo, ugly! 352 00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:04,834 Hulks? Shouldn't you be wallowing in humiliating defeat 353 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,667 or evacuating the planet, or something? 354 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,917 Ain't gonna be no evacuation. 355 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,750 Gonna be a grudge match. 356 00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:14,667 So, the towel boy rises to contender? 357 00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:16,875 Let the brawl begin! 358 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,667 (bell dings) 359 00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:22,583 -(growls) -(thuds) 360 00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:25,917 Ooh. Finally, 361 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,166 an opponent with the strength to offer a true challenge. 362 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,542 Winner take all? 363 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,792 I intend to, yak-face. 364 00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,959 -(thuds) -(grunts) 365 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,333 That actually hurt. 366 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,333 It's awesome! 367 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:39,875 -Do it again. -(thuds) 368 00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,792 (crashing) 369 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:44,667 Jen, Red, Skaar, there are cities up there. 370 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:45,834 Brace up the sides. 371 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,500 (all grunting) 372 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,792 Rick, you're doing more harm than good. 373 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:55,917 Use your camo powers. 374 00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,375 -(straining) -(power crackling) 375 00:14:58,458 --> 00:14:59,917 Ew, gross. 376 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,709 I can see what you had for lunch. 377 00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,792 Mmm, hot dogs. 378 00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,125 (grunts) 379 00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:08,000 Nah, no can do. 380 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,375 I lost them. 381 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,750 Oh, do we need a potty break here? 382 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,917 -The only thing that's gonna break is you. -(footsteps approaching) 383 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:19,250 -(grunting) -(thumping) 384 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,000 (cracking and rumbling) 385 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,917 (cracking and rumbling continues) 386 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,250 Whoa. 387 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:34,625 Thanks for the assist, blue guy. 388 00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:37,291 You're even better at world-wrecking than I am. 389 00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:39,125 Whoops. 390 00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,834 This place is tearing itself apart. 391 00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:46,583 Yeah, glorious, ain't it? 392 00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:49,500 But we can still finish our fight before the world ends. 393 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,166 Sorry, fight's off. 394 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,125 Xemnu: Not an option. I challenged, you accepted. 395 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:56,375 Now, we finish. 396 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,291 (cracking and rumbling) 397 00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:01,625 (grunts) 398 00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:03,583 Rick, stop helping! 399 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,542 You're the only one who can hold off Xemnu. 400 00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,208 (growls) 401 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,375 -(grunts) -(thuds) 402 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:11,959 (rumbling) 403 00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:15,959 Hulk: That's the idea, Rick. Smash that creep. 404 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,834 But I keep making things worse. 405 00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:20,125 Maybe strength isn't my greatest strength. 406 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:22,917 -(warbling) -Suddenly don't feel so good. 407 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,208 (groaning) 408 00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:26,125 Little A-Bomb's back. 409 00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:27,792 Fighting at that power level must have 410 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,917 used up all the extra gamma radiation in your system. 411 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,417 So, now I'm in trouble. 412 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,542 No, now you're A-Bomb. 413 00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,000 You have other strengths. Use them. 414 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,250 Back to your weak, wimpy self, I see. 415 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,750 Disappointing. 416 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,667 Yeah, I guess... So, I guess the fight's off, huh? 417 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,792 Alas, the fight must continue. 418 00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,959 It'll just be quicker and less fun. 419 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,959 Careful, Jones, he'll cream ya. 420 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:51,917 He can try. 421 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,583 -(roars) -(whirring) 422 00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,458 -Xemnu: Hey! -A-Bomb: Later, skater. 423 00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:58,583 Xemnu: Hey, kid. Don't you want that shot at my belt? 424 00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:00,000 A-Bomb: Wahoo-hoo! 425 00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:01,917 Not really. But I'll take your ride. 426 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,583 -(thuds) -Xemnu: No, you won't! 427 00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,458 (rumbling) 428 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,667 (crackling) 429 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,542 Red Hulk: The Earth is cracking like an egg. 430 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:10,709 And we can't stop it. 431 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,166 I got an idea. 432 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:15,792 Hulk: Up there! That suspension bridge. 433 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:18,000 Whoa! What do you think you're doing? 434 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:19,583 This is against the rules. 435 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,667 Now, we're playing by my rules. 436 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,709 (gasps) 437 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,250 (engine whirs) 438 00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:30,291 (tense music) 439 00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:35,083 We've got to keep this fissure from spreading. 440 00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:38,542 Hulk: Skaar, Jen, grab a cable and pull. 441 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,166 (rumbles) 442 00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:48,458 Made it! (gasps) 443 00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:51,458 (panting) The blue area of the moon. 444 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,625 Oh, nothing can get broke up here. 445 00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:55,041 -(groans) -Slam! 446 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,291 Except you. 447 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,083 And after you are defeated, 448 00:17:58,166 --> 00:18:00,875 I've got a front row seat to the end of your world. 449 00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:04,625 Oh, that's gonna be tough, once I give you the beat-down of your life. 450 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,375 (laughs) 451 00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,834 You couldn't before. 452 00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,375 What makes you think you can do it now? 453 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:10,709 You're weak. 454 00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,291 -(crashing) -What's this? 455 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,834 Xemnu: Hey, where'd you go? 456 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,417 (whirs) 457 00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,667 Peek-a-boo. Got my powers back. 458 00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:19,250 -(whirs) -(thuds) 459 00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:20,792 (groans) 460 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,667 My scout-bot didn't report these abilities. 461 00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:26,834 -(thumps) -(grunts) 462 00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:29,709 A-Bomb: That's because I didn't realize how strong they are. 463 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,542 See, I've finally realized... 464 00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:34,458 Strength isn't how hard you can hit or how much you can lift. 465 00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:36,667 It's what you can do with what you've got. 466 00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:39,041 (whirring) 467 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:40,291 (rumbles) 468 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,542 Cease these cowardly tactics! 469 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:44,542 Show yourself! 470 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,083 A-Bomb: Oh, you wanna see me? Fine. How are you at ball sports? 471 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,792 -Xemnu: I don't play! -(thumps) 472 00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,041 A-Bomb: We call this game "Dodge Bomb". 473 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,625 -(thuds) -(screams) 474 00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:55,166 A-Bomb: And you're out. 475 00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,458 (rumbling) 476 00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,166 I did it. 477 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:01,625 Oh, yeah! Defeated the strongest dude in the galaxy. 478 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:03,625 A-Bomb: Oh, I forgot. 479 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:04,750 Earth! 480 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,750 -(rumbling) -(grunting) 481 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,250 Hold on no matter what. 482 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:16,208 (straining) Can't. It's slipping. 483 00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:19,083 We're losing it. 484 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,458 (whooshing) 485 00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,750 We got incoming again. 486 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,291 A-Bomb's away! 487 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,750 (rumbling) 488 00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:31,000 -Yeah! -(rumbling) 489 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,375 Red Hulk: Jones did it! 490 00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,792 That ice should fill the rift. 491 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,667 Uh-oh. 492 00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:37,875 She-Hulk: Whoa. 493 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,542 (rumbling) 494 00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:43,417 (groaning) 495 00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:48,959 (grunting) 496 00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:58,291 (growling) 497 00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:01,709 (rumbling) 498 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,250 (heroic music) 499 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:10,083 Dude. 500 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,583 (electronic clanging and beeping) 501 00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:15,875 -(thumping) -(grunting) 502 00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:19,542 A-Bomb: Undefeated. Oh, eat that, big guy. 503 00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,208 I picked the strongest fighter. 504 00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:22,959 I guess strength isn't everything. 505 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:27,041 Oh, yeah, sure, says the guy who pulled the entire Earth back together. 506 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,125 (whooshes) 507 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:29,291 (distant crashing, rumbling) 508 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,875 (smoke hissing) 509 00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:35,083 A-Bomb: What do you want now, Xemnu? 510 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,458 Another championship fight? 511 00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:38,792 Xemnu: Xemnu is no longer the champion. 512 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,250 You are. 513 00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,208 -(thuds) -(A-Bomb yelps) 514 00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:43,667 A-Bomb: That's pretty heavy. 515 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,917 I've been defeated. 516 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,583 My quest to be the strongest has failed. 517 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:50,291 No more will I challenge worlds... 518 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,667 or destroy them. 519 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,917 -Well, that part's good. -(clanking) 520 00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:55,250 Hey, 521 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,875 why don't you come over here and chill out with us for a while? 522 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,458 (tense music) 523 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,291 -This is more enjoyable -(videogame playing) 524 00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:05,917 than actual combat. 525 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,166 Shall we play for stakes? 526 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,917 If I win, I destroy your sun. 527 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 How about you get the last donut? 528 00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:15,458 Xemnu: It's on! 529 00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:17,333 (videogame clanging and thumping) 530 00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:19,834 -(A-Bomb grunting) - Knew the kid had more in him. 531 00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:21,542 He's full of surprises. 532 00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:23,792 Maybe that's his greatest strength. 533 00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:25,625 (crashing) 534 00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:26,917 Like I always say, 535 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,083 speak softly and carry a big smash. 536 00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:31,625 Hulk out. 537 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,917 (closing theme music)