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(heroic music)
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Red Hulk: Incoming, Greenie!
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-(rumbles)
-(Red Hulk laughs)
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Ha! Missed.
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Don't worry, Hulkies.
No one was in that thing.
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Just taking a break from follow-The-Leader
to play a little "dodge train."
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Red Hulk: Iron canons loaded
with 50 tons of steel locomotion.
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Let's see you dodge this, Shulkie.
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-Who's dodging?
-(thuds)
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You're out, Rulkie.
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Hands up, Skaar.
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(grunts)
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(thuds)
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Hulks train with trains.
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(chuckles)
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Been using this old depot as a hideout
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while we're on the run from...
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everyone.
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But keeping the team strong
can still be fun.
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Plus it keeps us pumped up
and gamma ripped.
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Hulk: Yo, Red,
diesel engine comin' your way.
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Red Hulk: Back at you, Greenie.
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Throw a big one next time, huh?
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Oh, come on, guys.
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I'm strong enough to play
on the big-boy court.
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Work within your limits, Rick.
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Aw, no train, no pain.
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Red Hulk: Incoming, Jones!
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Oh, no problem, Red, it's easy--
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(thuds)
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(laughing)
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(coughs)
I just slipped is all.
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Face it, kid,
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strength is not your strength.
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She-Hulk: You've got other strengths.
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I mean, turning into a ball is really...
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Round. (laughs)
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A-Bomb: And lame.
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-A-Bomb: Hey!
-Come here, ball boy.
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So, who's up for a little dodge Bomb?
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Crazy.
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A-Bomb: Come on, guys, I hate ball sports.
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-(grunts)
-(whirs)
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(thuds)
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-(roars)
-A-Bomb: Devil, no, no!
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A-Bomb: That is it.
Course correction time!
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(grunting)
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You kind of deserved it.
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What is that?
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(distant whooshing)
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We got incoming!
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I got it! I got it!
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(rumbles)
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Yeah, so I don't got it.
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Rick!
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(theme music)
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Hope he balled up in time.
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(groans) Ow.
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A-Bomb: I'm okay, okay?
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-(growls)
-A-Bomb: So, what hit me?
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Whatever it is clearly
targeted our location.
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Flamey space ball from Leader?
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Some new military Hulk-busting
weapon, more like.
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No.
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Looks like something
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-alien!
-(hissing)
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Agents, smash!
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Take it apart, Hulks.
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(whirring)
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(grunting)
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(buzzing)
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(dings)
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(grunts)
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Rick! Look or ball up.
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-Uh-uh. No lame roly-poly powers.
-(thumping)
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A-Bomb, smash!
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-Whoa!
-(rumbles)
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(buzzing)
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Hulk: Time to knock its block off.
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-(grunts)
-(crackles)
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(siren blaring)
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Someone wanna tell me
what that was all about?
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(crackles)
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(speaking alien language)
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translator: Local combat dialect found.
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Translating...
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Xemnu: Listen up, Earthies.
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This is Xemnu,
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the undisputed fighting champion
of the galaxy.
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On a thousand worlds,
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I've never been defeated
in physical combat.
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I've heard rumors about you
so-called Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
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So, I sent my scout-bot
to assess your strengths.
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Xemnu: You passed.
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Most of you.
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So what'll it be, Earth-wimps?
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You accept Xemnu's challenge?
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Or are you too weak?
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No time, no interest,
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and nothing to prove.
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So, do us a favor and get--
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-Your furry, white butt down here!
-Rick!
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Yo, the Agents will take you on
anytime, anywhere.
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Let the record show that the challenge
has been accepted.
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No one accepted anything.
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Too late to wuss out now, green one.
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Choose your Earth combat arena.
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New York, Las Vegas... What'll it be?
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Sahara desert,
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where no one will get hurt,
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except you.
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Xemnu: Then we shall battle
in the Sahara in one hour.
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For the fate of the Earth.
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So says Xemnu.
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She-Hulk: Um, the fate of the what?
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(laughs nervously)
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Red Hulk: Thanks, spike-for-brains.
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Now we've got to go take down this space
wackjob before he messes up Earth.
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Rick, never let your mouth
make promises your fists can't keep.
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Hey, I'm sick of being called a weakling.
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I'll prove I'm strong enough
to play with the big boys.
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(A-Bomb scoffs)
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A-Bomb: No show!
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Yeah, I scared him off.
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(aircraft whirring)
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Xemnu: Get ready, Earth.
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Here he is.
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Champion of a hundred galaxies.
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Xemnu the Titan!
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(canned applause)
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Of course, he wears fur.
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I am also known as Xemnu the Undefeated.
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Xemnu, The Living Hulk.
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Wait, what was that last one again?
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(thuds)
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Huh. I was told there'd be some Hulks.
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Guess they run smaller in these parts.
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There's five Hulks here.
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And you ain't one of them.
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A-Bomb: Oh, nice waist-wear.
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Xemnu: Hey, like it?
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It's yours, if you win.
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In all the universe,
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there's no greater symbol of strength.
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She-Hulk: So, let me get this straight.
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If you win, you destroy our planet.
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And if we win, we get a belt?
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He who wears this belt
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is the undisputed champion of the Cosmos.
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Plus, it does this...
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(beeping)
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Xemnu: Simple ring, for a simple species.
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Hmm.
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Xemnu: Today's match,
Xemnu versus Earth's furious foursome.
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"Colonel Crimson."
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"Jade Maiden."
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"The Manimal."
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"And the Green Monsoon."
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A-Bomb: Oh, I get it.
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Saving the Blue Bomber for the main event.
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Right?
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Sorry, boy, cool name,
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but the rest of you is weak sauce.
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You'll get ringside seats, though.
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(grumbles)
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(bell dinging)
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Oh, no,
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we're not letting you
end this fight quick.
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I want a piece of this loudmouth.
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-Skaar: Hey!
-I got this.
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Red Hulk: Let's go, furball!
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Ooh, Colonel Crimson.
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That's four-star general to you.
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-(thuds)
-(groaning)
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Xemnu: Boo!
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Ready to surrender, soldier?
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(grunts)
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Nice move.
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Here's mine.
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It's called gamma blast to the face.
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Ooh, never bring a gun
to a slug-fest, Colonel Cheater.
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Disqualified!
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-(thuds)
-(groaning)
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(rumbles)
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Oh, Red should have creamed him.
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-I'm going in.
-No way.
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I'll soften up this wannabe for ya.
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(grunting)
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(yells)
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Next up, the Manimal!
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You hurt Skaar's red friend.
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Now Skaar hurt you!
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-(Skaar grunts)
-(sword clangs)
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Lose the knives, choppy.
You could get hurt.
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(shatters)
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(growls)
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-(grunting)
-(clanging)
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You remind me of the savage beasts
I fought on Badoo.
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-Ferocious, brutal, incredibly stupid!
-(yelling)
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(tumbles)
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Hulk: That's it.
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I've been watching his moves.
I can take him!
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No way, Rick. Jen, wait!
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Now entering the ring,
to clean this creep's clock,
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Jade Maiden!
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She-Hulk: Brace yourself, tough guy.
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(grunts)
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-(thuds)
-(groans)
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Oh, feisty.
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Actually, I have a rule of never punching
a female of any species.
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Don't hold back for little old me.
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Of course, that doesn't go for
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-kidney-elbowing!
-(thuds)
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(groaning)
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-Pile driving!
-(groaning)
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And my own signature knee-knocker.
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-(thuds)
-(groaning)
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(grunts)
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Those are all fair.
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(growls)
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(thuds)
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Oh, now you've done it.
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Get ready for a Hulk-sized
beatdown, yak-face.
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Ah! At last! The headliner.
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Xemnu versus the Green Monsoon.
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The irresistible force
meets the immovable object.
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This is the match I've been waiting for
my whole life.
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It'll be over quick.
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-(thumping)
-(grunting)
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Xemnu: Come here!
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Yeah!
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(high-pitched scream)
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Time for my finishing move!
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(rumbles)
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Yeah!
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(rumbling)
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(breathing heavily)
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Oh, man, what a letdown.
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He knock out Hulk?
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Nobody knocks out the Hulk.
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Ever.
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You'll pay for that!
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Sorry, junior,
you don't even rate an exhibition round.
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-(thuds)
-(A-Bomb screams)
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Xemnu: Let my undefeated record show,
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the Hulks of Earth have lost!
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(groans)
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Oh, what hit me?
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Same thing that's about to hit Earth.
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(screams)
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(rumbling)
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(all groaning)
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-Xemnu: Break, planet! Break!
-(rumbling)
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-(grunting)
-(thumping)
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Hmm.
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Not quite the sweet spot I was hoping for.
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But every world has one.
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I'll find it.
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You can't destroy Earth.
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There are billions of people here.
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Xemnu: If you were so worried
about your people,
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you should not have accepted my challenge.
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Red Hulk: A-Bomb, you big doofus.
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This is all your fault.
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I didn't know what we were fighting for.
266
00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:21,500
(vehicle whirring)
267
00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,333
(tense music)
268
00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:30,375
My tooth!
269
00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:32,542
That was no fair fight.
270
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,291
She-Hulk: Tell me about it,
271
00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:36,000
the creep went after my knees.
272
00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:37,709
He fights dirty.
273
00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:40,500
No one, and I mean no one,
274
00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:42,250
ever owned me like Xemnu did.
275
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:45,375
So much for the strongest one there is.
276
00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,417
Guess no matter how strong you are,
277
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,333
there's always somebody stronger.
278
00:10:51,792 --> 00:10:53,333
Time to sulk later.
279
00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:56,375
This guy's a real world threat,
and we've gotta find him.
280
00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:57,417
(beeping)
281
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,250
Scanning for any seismic activity.
282
00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:02,709
(scanner beeps)
Got a hit.
283
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:06,208
Unusual quakes emanating
from a rift valley in Iceland.
284
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:10,250
This mid-Atlantic ridge is a meeting
of two major tectonic plates.
285
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:13,583
-Oh, no.
-That's what he meant by "sweet spot".
286
00:11:13,917 --> 00:11:15,125
He cracks that rift,
287
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,166
it'll split the Earth like a coconut.
288
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,625
Yeah, yeah, so we gotta stop him.
289
00:11:19,709 --> 00:11:22,667
-But how? He nuked us last time.
-(groans)
290
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,375
She-Hulk: So, we call in some more muscle.
291
00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,875
Thor, Power Man, the Thing.
292
00:11:26,959 --> 00:11:29,709
Who all know we're wanted
by the army, remember?
293
00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:32,750
By the time we convince them,
it'd be too late.
294
00:11:33,709 --> 00:11:37,125
I was the bigmouth who put
the entire Earth in jeopardy.
295
00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:39,625
If I wasn't such a weakling,
I could make it right.
296
00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:43,000
Well, I always say,
when you're out of dumb ideas...
297
00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:45,834
try something dumber.
298
00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:49,583
(tense music)
299
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,000
A-Bomb: Here goes nothing.
300
00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:53,458
(beeping)
301
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:56,458
Computer: Danger. Radiation levels rising.
302
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,542
(powering up)
303
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:03,417
(beeping)
304
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,792
-(beeping)
-Guys...
305
00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:10,291
I'm getting reports of tremors and tsunami
forming all along the ridge.
306
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:12,333
We're out of time. Full throttle.
307
00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,208
(engine cranking)
308
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,417
-Someone set the gamma core to overload.
-(alarms beeping)
309
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,875
I'm losing power.
310
00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:21,375
Where's Jones?
311
00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:23,709
Rick!
312
00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:25,291
Hulk: He's gone into the reactor.
313
00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,000
Red Hulk: Exposure to
that much gamma radiation
314
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,375
could fry him.
315
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,625
What's that blue goon think he's doing?
316
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,125
Re-creating the blast that changed him.
317
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:34,917
Shut it down! Now!
318
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,750
-Skaar, slash!
-(crackles)
319
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,083
(smoke hisses)
320
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,834
Skaar shut down for good.
321
00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:42,709
(engine whirring)
322
00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:44,917
-(alarm beeping)
-Everyone brace for impact.
323
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,000
In three, two, one...
324
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,792
(crashing)
325
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:53,333
(rumbling)
326
00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,875
Guys, guys, I'm okay.
327
00:12:57,959 --> 00:12:59,125
Uh...
328
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:00,375
No, I'm not.
329
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:03,667
(growls)
330
00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:07,709
Rick, what have you done?
331
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,834
Just made myself
the strongest one there is.
332
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,875
So long, A-Bomb.
333
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,208
Hello, Uber-Bomb.
334
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,291
Whoa... I just gotta adjust...
335
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:23,792
(shattering)
336
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,875
Uh, hi, Jen.
337
00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:27,709
Rick?
338
00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:29,500
-What happened to you?
-(crashing)
339
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,959
There is such a thing as too strong, Rick.
340
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:33,166
No way.
341
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,542
I've just gotta get the hang of--
342
00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:36,417
-Whoa!
-(clanking)
343
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,959
Nice. We only have one jump jet.
344
00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:40,208
Hmm...
345
00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:41,667
Jump jet.
346
00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:45,333
(loud thudding)
347
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,792
Yah-ha-hoo!
348
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:50,417
Red Hulk: Well, at least the kid's saving
us some gamma power.
349
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:54,834
-(Xemnu grunting)
-(rumbling)
350
00:13:56,709 --> 00:13:57,875
-(grunting)
-(thumping)
351
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,583
Uber-Bomb: Yo, ugly!
352
00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:04,834
Hulks? Shouldn't you be
wallowing in humiliating defeat
353
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,667
or evacuating the planet, or something?
354
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,917
Ain't gonna be no evacuation.
355
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,750
Gonna be a grudge match.
356
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:14,667
So, the towel boy rises to contender?
357
00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:16,875
Let the brawl begin!
358
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,667
(bell dings)
359
00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:22,583
-(growls)
-(thuds)
360
00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:25,917
Ooh. Finally,
361
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,166
an opponent with the strength
to offer a true challenge.
362
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,542
Winner take all?
363
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,792
I intend to, yak-face.
364
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,959
-(thuds)
-(grunts)
365
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,333
That actually hurt.
366
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,333
It's awesome!
367
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:39,875
-Do it again.
-(thuds)
368
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,792
(crashing)
369
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:44,667
Jen, Red, Skaar,
there are cities up there.
370
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:45,834
Brace up the sides.
371
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,500
(all grunting)
372
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,792
Rick, you're doing more harm than good.
373
00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:55,917
Use your camo powers.
374
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,375
-(straining)
-(power crackling)
375
00:14:58,458 --> 00:14:59,917
Ew, gross.
376
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,709
I can see what you had for lunch.
377
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,792
Mmm, hot dogs.
378
00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,125
(grunts)
379
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:08,000
Nah, no can do.
380
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,375
I lost them.
381
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,750
Oh, do we need a potty break here?
382
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,917
-The only thing that's gonna break is you.
-(footsteps approaching)
383
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:19,250
-(grunting)
-(thumping)
384
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,000
(cracking and rumbling)
385
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,917
(cracking and rumbling continues)
386
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,250
Whoa.
387
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:34,625
Thanks for the assist, blue guy.
388
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:37,291
You're even better
at world-wrecking than I am.
389
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:39,125
Whoops.
390
00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,834
This place is tearing itself apart.
391
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:46,583
Yeah, glorious, ain't it?
392
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:49,500
But we can still finish our fight
before the world ends.
393
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,166
Sorry, fight's off.
394
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,125
Xemnu: Not an option.
I challenged, you accepted.
395
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:56,375
Now, we finish.
396
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,291
(cracking and rumbling)
397
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:01,625
(grunts)
398
00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:03,583
Rick, stop helping!
399
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,542
You're the only one who can
hold off Xemnu.
400
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,208
(growls)
401
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,375
-(grunts)
-(thuds)
402
00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:11,959
(rumbling)
403
00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:15,959
Hulk: That's the idea, Rick.
Smash that creep.
404
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,834
But I keep making things worse.
405
00:16:17,917 --> 00:16:20,125
Maybe strength isn't my greatest strength.
406
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:22,917
-(warbling)
-Suddenly don't feel so good.
407
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,208
(groaning)
408
00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:26,125
Little A-Bomb's back.
409
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:27,792
Fighting at that power level must have
410
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,917
used up all the extra gamma radiation
in your system.
411
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,417
So, now I'm in trouble.
412
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,542
No, now you're A-Bomb.
413
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,000
You have other strengths. Use them.
414
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,250
Back to your weak, wimpy self, I see.
415
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,750
Disappointing.
416
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,667
Yeah, I guess...
So, I guess the fight's off, huh?
417
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,792
Alas, the fight must continue.
418
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,959
It'll just be quicker and less fun.
419
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,959
Careful, Jones, he'll cream ya.
420
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:51,917
He can try.
421
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,583
-(roars)
-(whirring)
422
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,458
-Xemnu: Hey!
-A-Bomb: Later, skater.
423
00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:58,583
Xemnu: Hey, kid.
Don't you want that shot at my belt?
424
00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:00,000
A-Bomb: Wahoo-hoo!
425
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:01,917
Not really. But I'll take your ride.
426
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,583
-(thuds)
-Xemnu: No, you won't!
427
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,458
(rumbling)
428
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,667
(crackling)
429
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,542
Red Hulk: The Earth is cracking
like an egg.
430
00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:10,709
And we can't stop it.
431
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,166
I got an idea.
432
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:15,792
Hulk: Up there! That suspension bridge.
433
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:18,000
Whoa! What do you think you're doing?
434
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:19,583
This is against the rules.
435
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,667
Now, we're playing by my rules.
436
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,709
(gasps)
437
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,250
(engine whirs)
438
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:30,291
(tense music)
439
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:35,083
We've got to keep
this fissure from spreading.
440
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:38,542
Hulk: Skaar, Jen, grab a cable and pull.
441
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,166
(rumbles)
442
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:48,458
Made it!
(gasps)
443
00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:51,458
(panting)
The blue area of the moon.
444
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,625
Oh, nothing can get broke up here.
445
00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:55,041
-(groans)
-Slam!
446
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,291
Except you.
447
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,083
And after you are defeated,
448
00:17:58,166 --> 00:18:00,875
I've got a front row seat
to the end of your world.
449
00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:04,625
Oh, that's gonna be tough, once I give you
the beat-down of your life.
450
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,375
(laughs)
451
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,834
You couldn't before.
452
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,375
What makes you think you can do it now?
453
00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:10,709
You're weak.
454
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,291
-(crashing)
-What's this?
455
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,834
Xemnu: Hey, where'd you go?
456
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,417
(whirs)
457
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,667
Peek-a-boo. Got my powers back.
458
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:19,250
-(whirs)
-(thuds)
459
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:20,792
(groans)
460
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,667
My scout-bot didn't report
these abilities.
461
00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:26,834
-(thumps)
-(grunts)
462
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:29,709
A-Bomb: That's because I didn't realize
how strong they are.
463
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,542
See, I've finally realized...
464
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:34,458
Strength isn't how hard you can hit
or how much you can lift.
465
00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:36,667
It's what you can do with what you've got.
466
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:39,041
(whirring)
467
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:40,291
(rumbles)
468
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,542
Cease these cowardly tactics!
469
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:44,542
Show yourself!
470
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,083
A-Bomb: Oh, you wanna see me? Fine.
How are you at ball sports?
471
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,792
-Xemnu: I don't play!
-(thumps)
472
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,041
A-Bomb: We call this game "Dodge Bomb".
473
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,625
-(thuds)
-(screams)
474
00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:55,166
A-Bomb: And you're out.
475
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,458
(rumbling)
476
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,166
I did it.
477
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:01,625
Oh, yeah! Defeated the strongest
dude in the galaxy.
478
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:03,625
A-Bomb: Oh, I forgot.
479
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:04,750
Earth!
480
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,750
-(rumbling)
-(grunting)
481
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,250
Hold on no matter what.
482
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:16,208
(straining)
Can't. It's slipping.
483
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:19,083
We're losing it.
484
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,458
(whooshing)
485
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,750
We got incoming again.
486
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,291
A-Bomb's away!
487
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,750
(rumbling)
488
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:31,000
-Yeah!
-(rumbling)
489
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,375
Red Hulk: Jones did it!
490
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,792
That ice should fill the rift.
491
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,667
Uh-oh.
492
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:37,875
She-Hulk: Whoa.
493
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,542
(rumbling)
494
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:43,417
(groaning)
495
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:48,959
(grunting)
496
00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:58,291
(growling)
497
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:01,709
(rumbling)
498
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,250
(heroic music)
499
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:10,083
Dude.
500
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,583
(electronic clanging and beeping)
501
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:15,875
-(thumping)
-(grunting)
502
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:19,542
A-Bomb: Undefeated. Oh, eat that, big guy.
503
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,208
I picked the strongest fighter.
504
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:22,959
I guess strength isn't everything.
505
00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:27,041
Oh, yeah, sure, says the guy
who pulled the entire Earth back together.
506
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,125
(whooshes)
507
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:29,291
(distant crashing, rumbling)
508
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,875
(smoke hissing)
509
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:35,083
A-Bomb: What do you want now, Xemnu?
510
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,458
Another championship fight?
511
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:38,792
Xemnu: Xemnu is no longer the champion.
512
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,250
You are.
513
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,208
-(thuds)
-(A-Bomb yelps)
514
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:43,667
A-Bomb: That's pretty heavy.
515
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,917
I've been defeated.
516
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,583
My quest to be the strongest has failed.
517
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:50,291
No more will I challenge worlds...
518
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,667
or destroy them.
519
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,917
-Well, that part's good.
-(clanking)
520
00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:55,250
Hey,
521
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,875
why don't you come over here
and chill out with us for a while?
522
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,458
(tense music)
523
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,291
-This is more enjoyable
-(videogame playing)
524
00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:05,917
than actual combat.
525
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,166
Shall we play for stakes?
526
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,917
If I win, I destroy your sun.
527
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
How about you get the last donut?
528
00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:15,458
Xemnu: It's on!
529
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:17,333
(videogame clanging and thumping)
530
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:19,834
-(A-Bomb grunting)
- Knew the kid had more in him.
531
00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:21,542
He's full of surprises.
532
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:23,792
Maybe that's his greatest strength.
533
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:25,625
(crashing)
534
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:26,917
Like I always say,
535
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,083
speak softly and carry a big smash.
536
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:31,625
Hulk out.
537
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,917
(closing theme music)