1 00:00:02,709 --> 00:00:05,792 Gather around, gentle viewers, have I got a story for you! 2 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,583 (laughing) 3 00:00:08,166 --> 00:00:09,000 (beeps) 4 00:00:09,083 --> 00:00:10,709 A-Bomb: 'Twas the night before Christmas, 5 00:00:10,792 --> 00:00:14,291 when all through the town, not a creature was stirring, 6 00:00:14,375 --> 00:00:16,291 except for this Negative Zone clown. 7 00:00:18,709 --> 00:00:22,667 A-Bomb: His monsters beside him, Blastaar thought New York he could trash. 8 00:00:22,750 --> 00:00:23,917 (roaring) 9 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:28,542 A-Bomb: But in his way stood the Hulk, and his Agents of S.M.A.S.H. 10 00:00:28,625 --> 00:00:31,166 I'll take Scrooge. You get his little helpers. 11 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:32,875 A-Bomb: Ho, ho, ho! 12 00:00:34,041 --> 00:00:36,083 Merry smash-mas! 13 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:38,667 -A-Bomb: Hey! -Skaar: Skaar slash! 14 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:41,166 Oops. 15 00:00:43,333 --> 00:00:45,375 She-Hulk: Rink's closed, frosty! 16 00:00:48,291 --> 00:00:49,542 (yelling) 17 00:00:51,709 --> 00:00:53,709 (rumbling) 18 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,166 Hulk: I'm sending you home. 19 00:01:01,041 --> 00:01:02,917 Happy holidays. 20 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Sayonara, Snaggletooth! 21 00:01:05,083 --> 00:01:08,000 A-Bomb: Don't let the portal hit you in the butt on your way out! 22 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:15,500 Jameson: Congratulations, you muscle-bound menaces! 23 00:01:16,083 --> 00:01:18,166 Not only did you destroy a city block, 24 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:20,875 not only did your wooly-faced playmate get away, 25 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:23,709 but you ruined Christmas, too. Nice going. 26 00:01:24,291 --> 00:01:26,333 (whimpering) 27 00:01:26,375 --> 00:01:28,709 -Blastaar started it. -Come on, Rick. 28 00:01:28,792 --> 00:01:30,083 Hulk: Let's clean this up. 29 00:01:30,166 --> 00:01:34,166 (A-Bomb sighs) Sure. We'll just clean it up. 30 00:01:34,250 --> 00:01:38,041 "Clean it up"? Yeah, sure. Maybe you can wreck New Year's eve, too! 31 00:01:39,208 --> 00:01:42,000 Something gets smashed, we get the blame. 32 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:43,625 It's not fair! 33 00:01:43,709 --> 00:01:44,834 (groans) 34 00:01:44,917 --> 00:01:46,875 I'm about ready to sue somebody. 35 00:01:47,667 --> 00:01:50,458 You accidentally trash one major city, 36 00:01:50,542 --> 00:01:54,834 and suddenly you're off the invite list to the White House Christmas dinner. 37 00:01:54,917 --> 00:01:56,125 Humbug. 38 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,208 Hulks always called losers. 39 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:02,583 Skaar need eggnog. And ham. 40 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:05,583 It'd just be nice if someday 41 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:08,333 my team could get the respect they deserve. 42 00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:11,166 (wolf howling) 43 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:13,625 (whooshes) 44 00:02:14,959 --> 00:02:17,125 Can't get everything you want for Christmas. 45 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:18,959 Or apparently, anything. 46 00:02:19,041 --> 00:02:20,792 Hey! A shooting star! Make a wish! 47 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:23,458 -(all scoff) -Ugh. 48 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:28,125 Star light, star bright, I wish I may, I wish I might, 49 00:02:28,208 --> 00:02:30,000 have the wish I wish tonight! 50 00:02:30,542 --> 00:02:33,250 A-Bomb: I wish for the perfect Christmas. 51 00:02:34,792 --> 00:02:36,083 A-Bomb: Greetings, true believers, 52 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:39,667 and welcome to the Hulk-Out Holiday Smash-Travaganza! 53 00:02:41,166 --> 00:02:44,041 Coming to you live from the awesomely mega-mondo, 54 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:45,458 Hulk Tower! 55 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:49,875 I know I speak for all in New York City 56 00:02:49,959 --> 00:02:55,750 when I wish a "happy holidays" to the greatest superheroes in the world, 57 00:02:55,834 --> 00:03:00,667 the Incredible Hulk and his awesome Agents of S.M.A.S.H.! 58 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:02,959 (crowd cheering) 59 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:08,333 Thanks, JJ. 60 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:11,083 And thanks to you at home for making my little web show 61 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:14,041 the most popular and beloved series of all time. 62 00:03:15,709 --> 00:03:19,458 Wow! Sometimes I forget how perfectly everything turned out. 63 00:03:25,834 --> 00:03:28,458 (theme music) 64 00:03:32,959 --> 00:03:34,458 You know, some of you may be wondering 65 00:03:34,542 --> 00:03:37,250 what your favorite Hulks do when they're not out saving the world. 66 00:03:38,417 --> 00:03:41,208 -(imitates electric guitar) -(Heavy metal music plays) 67 00:03:41,291 --> 00:03:43,667 Yours truly will be going on tour with my band, 68 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:45,917 and yes, the rumors are true. 69 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,625 I am dating superstar, actress, model, and philanthropist, 70 00:03:49,709 --> 00:03:51,208 - Eliza Dushku. -(wolf whistle) 71 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:55,417 Hey, Jen. You know, we really should do a movie together. 72 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,417 Have your people call my people. 73 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,166 Besides her A-list acting career, 74 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:01,375 somehow she found the time to get her law degree, 75 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,166 and now she sits on the Supreme Court! 76 00:04:03,291 --> 00:04:05,375 I'm tough, but I'm fair. 77 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:07,667 (Skaar yells) 78 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:09,291 (thuds, shatters) 79 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:14,750 (laughs) Ladies and gents, the reigning World Wrestling Champion, 80 00:04:14,834 --> 00:04:16,041 Skaar! 81 00:04:17,208 --> 00:04:20,917 Ooh, yeah! And wrestling not fake. 82 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,875 (doorbell chimes) 83 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:26,542 (softly) All clear. 84 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:30,166 I see the President of the United States has finally arrived! 85 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:34,417 Sorry I'm late. Just flew back from a ceremony in South Dakota. 86 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:38,834 Aw, who's my red-nosed dinosaur? 87 00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:40,291 (purring) 88 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:45,166 It's nice that the world has finally accepted the Hulks. 89 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:47,500 But I'm happy when my family's happy. 90 00:04:50,542 --> 00:04:51,709 As we light the yule log, 91 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,125 we celebrate another holiday season together. 92 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:58,125 Merry Christmas, and a happy new year! 93 00:04:58,208 --> 00:04:59,291 (distant coughing) 94 00:04:59,417 --> 00:05:01,041 A-Bomb: Something's coming down the chimney! 95 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:02,875 (A-Bomb panting) 96 00:05:02,959 --> 00:05:05,291 Awfully small for Santa Claus. 97 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:10,291 And Santa doesn't have a bushy tail. 98 00:05:10,417 --> 00:05:13,417 Hulks! I don't have time to explain, but I need you to trust me! 99 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,959 Rocket: None of this is real! 100 00:05:15,041 --> 00:05:17,166 Hulk: Hey! The critter can talk! 101 00:05:17,291 --> 00:05:18,959 And you ain't listening. 102 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:22,792 Rocket: You're all under the influence of a holographic neural inducer. 103 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:24,250 Shoo, talky fur ball! 104 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:28,333 Huh. Maybe I need to speak a different language. 105 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:30,000 Red Hulk: Whoa! Shots fired! 106 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:32,417 That raccoon needs some Christmas spirit! 107 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,166 -Knock it off! -Ow! 108 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:36,709 Not a raccoon. The name's Rocket. 109 00:05:37,667 --> 00:05:40,166 Rocket Raccoon? Cool name! 110 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:43,041 It's Rocket. Just Rocket. 111 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,291 I'm one of the Guardians of the Galaxy. 112 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:47,959 Why would one of the Guardians of the Galaxy 113 00:05:48,041 --> 00:05:49,125 be shooting at us? 114 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:52,709 I'm not! I'm trying to save you hairless wonders! 115 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:57,375 Whoa! What is that? 116 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:01,583 Don't know, but there's something familiar about it. 117 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:03,166 Uh-oh. Here comes some more. 118 00:06:04,291 --> 00:06:05,917 (whooshing) 119 00:06:06,792 --> 00:06:07,917 Let 'em have it! 120 00:06:08,709 --> 00:06:10,291 (grunting) 121 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,166 I like your style, Legs. 122 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:19,458 Sorry, Whiskers, you're not my type. 123 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:28,375 (grunt) 124 00:06:28,458 --> 00:06:32,458 Hey, Raccoon! These robots seem awfully real to me. 125 00:06:32,542 --> 00:06:33,959 Hey, stop callin' me a raccoon! 126 00:06:34,041 --> 00:06:37,709 I'm an alien that just happens to look exactly like an earth raccoon! 127 00:06:39,291 --> 00:06:42,291 So, the talking space raccoon is weird, I grant you. 128 00:06:42,375 --> 00:06:45,333 But, we're all celebrity superheroes, the world loves us, 129 00:06:45,458 --> 00:06:47,458 we live in this swanky New York skyscraper, 130 00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:49,333 my girlfriend is a movie star, 131 00:06:49,417 --> 00:06:51,208 how can any of this not be real? 132 00:06:51,291 --> 00:06:52,959 (Rocket scoffs) I'll show ya. 133 00:06:58,083 --> 00:06:59,458 What's happening? 134 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:02,709 Hulk: Holograms. 135 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:06,709 So... We're not rich and famous? 136 00:07:06,792 --> 00:07:10,625 Aw, I was writin' my state of the union speech! 137 00:07:10,709 --> 00:07:12,291 Wrestling fake. 138 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:15,417 I've been working so hard to make Hulk a hero. 139 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,291 I should have known it was too good to be true. 140 00:07:17,417 --> 00:07:20,583 (growls) No one messes with my family! 141 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,667 Hulk smash! 142 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:28,625 A-Bomb: Yahoo! 143 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:30,375 Where are we? 144 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:33,041 Rocket: Some kind of giant starship, I figure. 145 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,291 You were abducted, just like me and my team! 146 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:37,583 And imprisoned in one of these holo-cells. 147 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:39,166 Abducted by who? 148 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,792 I don't know. But that central array up there, 149 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:43,625 reads and rewrites minds. 150 00:07:43,709 --> 00:07:46,750 Creates holograms of everybody's greatest wish. 151 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:50,291 Whoever did it also thought I was an earth raccoon. 152 00:07:50,417 --> 00:07:53,083 Put me in with all the other furry pets. 153 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:54,959 I was able to escape. 154 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:59,208 Man (on PA): An oversight I will correct. I do hate not having a complete set. 155 00:08:02,709 --> 00:08:04,041 I'm back. 156 00:08:05,583 --> 00:08:07,917 The Collector. 157 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,125 And you Hulks have ruined my collection 158 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:12,875 for the last time! 159 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:16,166 (grunts) 160 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:19,959 Guess you didn't collect enough bruises last time you messed with us. 161 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:24,625 The past is irrelevant. Now you will return to your displays. 162 00:08:24,709 --> 00:08:28,583 After all, I wouldn't want you to get damaged. 163 00:08:28,667 --> 00:08:31,125 Good thing he didn't take away our accessories. 164 00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:37,709 -Give 'em what for, Fuzzy! -Smash 'em, Hulks! 165 00:08:37,792 --> 00:08:39,291 A-Bombs away! 166 00:08:40,792 --> 00:08:42,375 Walls could not contain you, 167 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:45,959 so I put you in a world where you'll always be content. 168 00:08:46,041 --> 00:08:49,000 A dream from which you'll never want to wake. 169 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:51,875 You will be prisoners in my collection, forever. 170 00:08:51,959 --> 00:08:55,750 And never even know it. The perfect revenge. 171 00:08:56,542 --> 00:08:59,208 Ugh! Now you're dreaming! 172 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,500 Now that you meatheads figured it out, 173 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,375 you got to help me bust out the Guardians. 174 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:07,875 -Rocket: Stop a war. -War? What war? 175 00:09:07,959 --> 00:09:10,667 Between the Kree and the Shi'ar. 176 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,792 Two of the most powerful alien races. 177 00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:15,375 We were transporting the Orb of Truth, 178 00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:17,875 a symbol of universal trust, to a summit, 179 00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:20,208 when this Collector kidnapped us. 180 00:09:20,291 --> 00:09:22,083 There can be no peace without it. 181 00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:24,333 What's their war to us? Hey, get off of me! 182 00:09:24,417 --> 00:09:26,083 We got to find a way to get home! 183 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:29,625 Your home is smack dab in the middle of the two empires. 184 00:09:29,709 --> 00:09:32,750 If you don't care about billions of Kree and Shi'ar, 185 00:09:32,834 --> 00:09:35,166 you may care about getting caught in the crossfire. 186 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:39,917 No. We'll help 'cause we care about doing the right thing. 187 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,500 Okay, so which one of these cells are your pals in? 188 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:45,041 I don't know, Legs, but I bet we can find out on that console. 189 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:50,291 Get Ramjet Rodent up there. We'll hold 'em off! 190 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:51,709 Hang on, little buddy! 191 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,083 Thanks for the lift, Blue. 192 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:55,291 But they don't call me "Rocket" for nothing. 193 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:01,500 (grunting) 194 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:07,542 (A-Bomb groans) 195 00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:11,667 What's so special about the Guardians, anyway? 196 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:13,667 Here they are. See for yourself. 197 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:17,500 Rocket: You have a She-Hulk, but is she as dangerous as Gamora, 198 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:20,333 the most dangerous woman in the universe? 199 00:10:20,417 --> 00:10:24,000 Can any of you fight as ferociously as Drax the Destroyer? 200 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,250 Or with the power of mighty Groot? 201 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:31,041 Or as bravely as our courageous leader, Starlord? 202 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:33,291 I got it! Location of their cell. Come on! 203 00:10:33,417 --> 00:10:35,250 -(explodes) -Rocket! 204 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:38,792 I think he's okay. It was just a stun blast. 205 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:41,667 She-Hulk: That's that! 206 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,959 So, who have we got to go free again? 207 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,041 (bubbling) 208 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:47,834 Lilandra: Guardians of the Galaxy. 209 00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:51,250 The Shi'ar and Kree people are forever in your debt. 210 00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:56,083 Starlord, Gamora, Drax, Groot, and Rocket. 211 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:58,208 We honor your bravery. 212 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,834 Thank you, Queen Lilandra. 213 00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:05,875 Hey, where is Rocket, anyway? 214 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:08,333 Thanks to the Orb of Truth, 215 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:12,041 our two empires have found a just and lasting peace. 216 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:13,542 (rumbling) 217 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:15,875 Lilandra: Starlord! Are we under attack? 218 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:19,000 Starlord: I'm gonna say, "Yes." 219 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:20,792 Protect the Empress! 220 00:11:22,959 --> 00:11:24,500 Gamora: What have you done to Rocket? 221 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,750 They're trying to sabotage the peace summit! 222 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:29,250 Sabotage? No, we're here to rescue you! 223 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,125 (Hulk grunts) 224 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:38,000 (grunting) 225 00:11:40,959 --> 00:11:43,750 -I am Groot. -A-Bomb: A-Bomb. Nice to meet... 226 00:11:43,834 --> 00:11:45,917 Whoa! I heard you the first time, Woody! 227 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:54,375 They don't know they're in The Collector's dream world. Don't hurt 'em! 228 00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:55,542 (grunting) 229 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:59,875 No promises! If it's him or me, I choose me every time! 230 00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:02,083 Keep 'em busy. I'll find the holo-projector. 231 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:06,041 Not here! 232 00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:08,375 Where is that stupid thing? 233 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:15,542 Hmm. Maybe there. Yeah. 234 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:23,000 I looked everywhere else. Gotta be up there. Worth a try. 235 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,125 I am Groot! 236 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:28,125 Seriously, Bark-Face, is that all you can say? 237 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,709 The Orb! What have you done? 238 00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:44,625 We just saved your sorry butts. You're welcome. 239 00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:48,417 Fools! You have doomed the galaxy to war! 240 00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,834 Ease down, hoss. We're all on the same side here. 241 00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:54,000 It's a trick. They're liars! 242 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:55,500 Say that again. 243 00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,834 (WHISTLING) 244 00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:02,875 Hulks, meet the Guardians of the Galaxy! 245 00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:05,834 (scoffs) Says the talking raccoon. 246 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:08,000 (chuckling) 247 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,583 I am Groot! 248 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:13,667 I know, buddy. I told 'em not to use the "R" word. 249 00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:15,291 Thank you for having my back. 250 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,333 (drone whirring) 251 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:26,709 Now, robot enemies would attack us? 252 00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:30,041 Robots, alien Collector, hologram memory wipes... 253 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:31,417 Long story. 254 00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:38,709 This vessel is immense, but I think I've finally got a fix on my ship. 255 00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:41,041 This Collector character better not have hurt her. 256 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:42,750 It all seemed so real. 257 00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,917 Hmph. Finally getting some respect. 258 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,917 Should have been the first clue we were getting taken for a ride. 259 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,417 We know the feeling. 260 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:53,208 Seriously, you call yourselves "The Guardians of the Galaxy"? 261 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,291 What do you call your team? 262 00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,291 The Agents of... 263 00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:58,625 ...S.M.A.S.H. 264 00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:01,375 -Seriously? -Trash talk later. Let's move. 265 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,917 (gate whirring) 266 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,208 Rocket: There she is. Home, sweet home. 267 00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:11,166 And with any luck, the real Orb of Peace is still on board! 268 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,750 No-one is going anywhere. 269 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:17,291 Especially not with my new, ultra-rare accessory. 270 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,417 That isn't some trophy, you grabby geek. 271 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,125 If we don't get that Orb to the peace summit, 272 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,583 it'll mean galactic war! 273 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:26,041 Mmm, let me think about it... 274 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,375 No. 275 00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:30,000 Good. Now we have an excuse. 276 00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:33,583 No. Let the Guardians take the Orb and go, 277 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,583 and we'll stay. 278 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,291 Uh, do we gotta? 279 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,750 She-Hulk: It's what we do, Red. 280 00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:46,792 Oh. A touching sacrifice. Truly heroic. 281 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,500 But now that I have both sets of heroes, 282 00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,458 I won't part with either! 283 00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:58,250 What's happening? Can't move! 284 00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:03,417 A-Bomb: Greetings, true believers, 285 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:07,125 and welcome to the Hulk-Out Holiday Smash-Travaganza! 286 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,417 Red Hulk: Hey, Jones. Fire up the yule log already! 287 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,834 A-Bomb: Workin' on it, Red! 288 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:18,375 Wait a minute. Does this all feel familiar? 289 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:19,792 Like it happened before? 290 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:23,417 No. But you should try The Leader's guacamole. 291 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,792 Oh. Mmm. It's delish! 292 00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,250 Somethin' wrong, Greenie? 293 00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:34,125 No. It's perfect. Just perfect. 294 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,542 (doorbell rings) 295 00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:47,750 Hey, guys! Merry Christmas! 296 00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:51,875 Who, who is "Mary"? What is "Christ-mas"? 297 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,917 It's a day of celebration! When families come together. 298 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,583 Families? Guess that leaves us out. 299 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:01,000 Well, we were in the same boat, 300 00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:02,959 but now we have each other. 301 00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:04,333 Maybe you do, too. 302 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,458 Guardians don't have a family. 303 00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:13,834 Figured they could spend it with mine. 304 00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:16,625 That's what the holidays are all about, right? 305 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,166 I am Groot. 306 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,333 Uh, the tree is artificial. 307 00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:22,375 (all laugh) 308 00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:25,542 (whirring) 309 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:27,208 (coughing) 310 00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:29,333 Hey, about time! 311 00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:31,542 You remember to bring the cranberry sauce? 312 00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:32,834 Right here. 313 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,667 Ah. Heard this was the custom, 314 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,458 so I brought a little token too. 315 00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:39,542 Hey. Let me get that for you, Starlord. 316 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,709 You know, Lilandra said the Orb brought peace. 317 00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:47,250 Because it could cut through lies, deceit and illusion. 318 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:50,792 I can't remember the last time I was this happy. 319 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,792 I can. 320 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,125 And I'm gonna put a stop to it. 321 00:16:57,542 --> 00:16:59,709 It's not here. He moved it! 322 00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:02,458 Moved what? Are you okay? 323 00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:04,333 It's fake! This is all fake! 324 00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:05,750 (scoffs) It's 325 00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:07,917 true that Christmas is a little over-commercialized, 326 00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:09,417 but there's no need to be rude! 327 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,250 (Hulk scoffs) Hey. 328 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,375 Who brought the raccoon to dinner? 329 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:16,125 You know very well that I am not a raccoon. 330 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:19,875 Aw, want some garbage, little raccoon? 331 00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:21,834 I am not a raccoon! 332 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:29,834 Hulk: This is it. 333 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:35,208 (whirring) 334 00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,709 Man, we were in dreamland again. 335 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:41,959 Now I remember everything! Humbug! 336 00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:47,041 I gave you the perfect life. 337 00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:49,792 Why can't you just enjoy it? 338 00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:51,542 The real world's tough, 339 00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:54,083 but living in a fantasy isn't really living. 340 00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:56,583 Collector: Since your minds are so stubborn, 341 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:59,500 I'll just have to erase them completely. 342 00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:03,000 But, at least you'll still look mint on the outside. 343 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,750 That's the real Orb! We've got to get it back! 344 00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:07,792 I hear you. 345 00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:11,125 I don't usually play with my acquisitions, 346 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,667 but you leave me little choice. 347 00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:18,834 A-Bomb: He's not kidding! He's going to zap our minds! 348 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,917 Hulk: Don't let the brain beam hit you! 349 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,291 She-Hulk: Uh, what about all the probes? 350 00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:28,000 Keep 'em busy. I got an idea. 351 00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:29,208 Come on, Rocket. 352 00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:36,166 -Rocket: What's the plan, Blue? -A-Bomb: Trust me! 353 00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,000 (crackling) 354 00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:40,500 Nice move! 355 00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:43,792 A little something I picked up on Strontia 9. 356 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,291 Got that one from Wolverine. 357 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,959 I am Groot! 358 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:55,458 You said it, Timbertoes. 359 00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:59,041 Hey, you big creep. You can collect this. 360 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,291 (groans) 361 00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:06,000 Hulk: Got the Orb. Let's go! 362 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,375 If I can't have you in my collection, 363 00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:13,166 I am taking you out of circulation! 364 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,834 -A-Bomb: Hey, klepto! -Huh? 365 00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:21,917 Fool! That won't work! This is my dream. 366 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,083 You need to wake up and see the truth, jerk! 367 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,542 (yelling) 368 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:40,291 I see my truth now. I was being greedy. 369 00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:42,208 Wanted you all for myself. 370 00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:46,750 Yeah. You been naughty, Collector. Now it's time to be nice. 371 00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:49,375 Return these aliens to their home worlds. 372 00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:52,583 Before Santa-Hulk gives you a lump of coal. 373 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:55,333 Yes. Yes, of course! 374 00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,834 -Here, Starlord. -Thanks, Santa-Hulk. 375 00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:01,750 (chuckles) 376 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:08,333 Lilandra: The empires of the Shi'ar and Kree are grateful. 377 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,083 Guardians and Hulks, 378 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:14,000 your heroism has saved the lives of billions. 379 00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:22,000 (all cheer) 380 00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:27,291 Well, at least one of us got our Christmas miracle. 381 00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:30,208 That's right! It is Christmas! 382 00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:32,959 Hey, tonight you guys are celebrating with us. 383 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:33,959 Hulk-style! 384 00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:38,083 A-Bomb: It's the Hulk holiday special, 385 00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:39,625 featuring our special guests, 386 00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:41,834 the Guardians of the Galaxy. 387 00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:45,041 Well, Vista Verde ain't the White House. 388 00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:46,750 (both grunting) 389 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,917 -Or Hulk Tower. -But it's home. 390 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,667 Uh, yeah. Give me some more of this eggnog stuff. 391 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,166 (panting) 392 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:59,417 Oh, you have no idea how long it's been since I've had a chili burger. 393 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,917 (cell phone chiming) 394 00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:03,625 A-Bomb: Oh-ho-ho! Check it out! 395 00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:05,583 I got an e-mail from Eliza Dushku! 396 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,291 She's a fan of the show! 397 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:10,291 Wait, wait, this is too good to be true. 398 00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:12,208 Are you sure we're not still on The Collector's ship? 399 00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:15,875 No, Rick. This is the real thing. 400 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:21,000 Life is never perfect, but having good friends can get you close. 401 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:22,208 Hulk out. 402 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,125 -all: Cheers! -(laughing) 403 00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,875 From my family to yours, I fondly recite, 404 00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:31,792 merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 405 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,375 (closing theme music)