1 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:11,940 Where's he gone? 2 00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:13,260 Slippery little zogger. 3 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:14,700 He's in there, ain't he? 4 00:01:17,820 --> 00:01:19,060 I've nearly got him. 5 00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:21,180 Grab 'im, Ruff, grab 'im! 6 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:22,340 [grunts] 7 00:01:22,420 --> 00:01:24,460 I've... Hang on... 8 00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:26,380 Gotcha! 9 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:28,700 Ow! Little zogger bit me! 10 00:01:28,780 --> 00:01:30,580 I'll gut him! 11 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:35,260 No! Please! Don't eat me! 12 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:36,740 [screaming] 13 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:38,900 [laughing] 14 00:01:38,980 --> 00:01:40,020 [slurps] 15 00:01:40,980 --> 00:01:41,980 [approaching] 16 00:01:46,860 --> 00:01:48,780 [mechanical whirring] 17 00:01:51,740 --> 00:01:55,180 What the zog is you two doing to me best grot!? 18 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:57,820 Boss! They was gonna eat me! 19 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,220 That so? 20 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:02,100 We was just... 21 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:03,940 [grunts] 22 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:07,820 [blade slashing] 23 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:08,900 [slams] 24 00:02:08,980 --> 00:02:10,060 [yells] 25 00:02:10,980 --> 00:02:13,220 Don't even think about it! 26 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:15,660 [whining] 27 00:02:16,340 --> 00:02:17,940 Pathetic. 28 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:19,620 Really pathetic. 29 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:21,060 [unclenches] 30 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:24,980 Zog me, this won't do. 31 00:02:25,060 --> 00:02:26,740 This won't do! 32 00:02:27,260 --> 00:02:28,420 What are you doing? 33 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:33,140 You yoofs ain't ever gonna be proper boys with fighting the likes of Gibbit here. 34 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:34,260 Ow! 35 00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:36,060 Proper Orks have proper enemies. 36 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:38,660 You need to get big and strong. 37 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:42,580 Orks get big and strong by beating the best, 38 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:45,940 not by fighting grots, even if you is going to eat them. 39 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:48,260 Enemies like what boss? 40 00:02:48,740 --> 00:02:50,900 Hmm… hmm... 41 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:53,780 Oh, like beakees? 42 00:02:53,860 --> 00:02:54,860 [laughing] 43 00:02:54,940 --> 00:03:01,540 Well, yeah, beakees is well hard, but I ain't talking about beakee tinboys. 44 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:04,620 Oh, pointies then? 45 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:10,140 They is weak, but they is fast, and well stabby. 46 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:12,740 But ain't talking about them either. 47 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:15,460 You want a proper enemy. 48 00:03:15,940 --> 00:03:18,180 Like what the prophet hisself has got. 49 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:20,860 Listen here, yoofs. 50 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,460 We Runtherds have all the stories. 51 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:28,100 I'm going tell you about Ghazghkull. 52 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:33,980 I'm going to tell you about Old Bale Eye. 53 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:38,460 Yeah, that's right. 54 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:43,740 Bale Eye, the meanest Ork killer of them all. 55 00:03:43,820 --> 00:03:46,100 Dat's him dere. 56 00:03:46,180 --> 00:03:48,100 A humie?! 57 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:52,940 [Dursnang] Nah, nah, nah! Not just a humie! 58 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:57,180 [Dursnang] Yarrick! Old Bale Eye! 59 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:03,780 [Dursnang] The greatest foe of the great Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka. 60 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:05,020 [intense music] 61 00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:09,820 [Dursnang] The Beast of Armageddon, 62 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:13,580 [Dursnang] the conqueror of Piscina, Golgotha and lots of other places besides 63 00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:15,860 [Dursnang] the great prophet, 64 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:19,220 [Dursnang] the big green, the Goffiest Goff, the stabbiest stabber, 65 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:24,020 [Dursnang] the fightiest, hardest warlord what has ever been ever, and that is 66 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:25,780 [Dursnang] a very long time. 67 00:04:25,860 --> 00:04:27,020 [bang] 68 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,180 [Dursnang] And don't you forget it. 69 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:30,420 [grunts] 70 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:34,140 [Dursnang] Only if you become a warlord like him, 71 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:37,660 [Dursnang] can you get an enemy as good as Old Bale Eye. 72 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:43,780 [Dursnang] He's got an eye that'll burn a hole in ya! 73 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:47,980 [Dursnang] A claw that'll rip you in half! 74 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:52,140 [Dursnang] Though he's a skinny runt, he carries a gun what is so big 75 00:04:52,220 --> 00:04:55,300 [Dursnang] and so heavy only humie beakees have them. 76 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:57,940 [Dursnang] Why, I reckon you couldn't carry it between you, 77 00:04:58,660 --> 00:05:01,260 [Dursnang] but he waves it around like an itty bitty squig. 78 00:05:02,580 --> 00:05:05,540 [Dursnang] And he rides a Battlewagon so big and so shooty, 79 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:08,340 [Dursnang] an 'undred Flash Gits couldn't take it down. 80 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:11,620 Cor! 81 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:13,420 [coughing] 82 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,500 [record scratch] 83 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:17,460 [Dursnang] Hang on, that comes later. 84 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:22,980 Y'see, even without all that, he's well fierce. 85 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,820 [orks roaring] 86 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:44,660 [explosions] 87 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:46,540 [laughing] 88 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:48,300 [whirry noises] 89 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,780 Get out of my way! 90 00:05:59,540 --> 00:06:01,060 Gorka! Morka! 91 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:02,860 Waaagh! 92 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:06,220 For the Emperor! 93 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:08,220 [guns shooting] 94 00:06:08,940 --> 00:06:13,860 Ghazghkull nearly had the whole lot, before Yarrick stops him. 95 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:20,820 So he sends in one of his best and baddest warbosses to sort the old man right out. 96 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:29,140 Ugulhard was the biggest, toughest, meanest Snakebite in all the horde. 97 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:53,900 This is gonna be too easy! 98 00:07:00,660 --> 00:07:02,620 [grunts] 99 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:03,980 [chainsword revving] 100 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:06,860 [gunshot] 101 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:09,660 [grunts] 102 00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:23,380 When is you humies gonna learn, 103 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:27,140 this world is green! 104 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:28,980 [growls] 105 00:07:29,660 --> 00:07:30,780 [chainsword slashes] 106 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:33,420 [thuds] 107 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:41,620 [revving] 108 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:58,780 Like for like. 109 00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:02,620 Which part are you willing to give to me? 110 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:06,780 [echoed screaming] 111 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:11,660 [grunts] 112 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:20,780 [Dursnang] Bale Eye is so tough that he takes Ugulhard's klaw as his own. 113 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:24,140 [Dursnang] Humie Mekboys fixed it up good. 114 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,660 [machine engaging] 115 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:30,620 [Dursnang] Then Bale Eye hears Orks is scared of him, 116 00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:34,900 [Dursnang] and that they is saying he can kill with a single look. 117 00:08:35,380 --> 00:08:38,420 [Dursnang] So he gets a shooty eye put in and all! 118 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:45,460 [Dursnang] Again and again Ghazghkull comes to take away the humie huts, 119 00:08:53,420 --> 00:08:56,900 [Dursnang] but Yarrick beats them back every time. 120 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:06,340 [Dursnang] Then some beakee gits shows up and spoils all da fun, 121 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:14,940 [Dursnang] and that was that. 122 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:20,820 [Dursnang] Old Ghazghkull has enough, so he goes away. 123 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:22,860 [Dursnang] But bale eye won't give up. 124 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:28,900 [Dursnang] No, not him, so chases the prophet across da sky... 125 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:33,780 [Dursnang] ...to a place the humies call Golgotha. 126 00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:38,340 [Dursnang] There Bale Eye finks he has Ghazghkull caught. 127 00:09:38,420 --> 00:09:44,420 [Dursnang] Only that ain't it, cause Ghazghkull is as cunning as he is brutal. 128 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:45,700 [explosion] 129 00:09:46,180 --> 00:09:47,900 [Dursnang] It's a trap. 130 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:04,700 You ain't so tough after all, is you? 131 00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:05,980 [laughing] 132 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:09,540 Chuck him in with the rest of the humies! 133 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:11,860 [laughing] 134 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,780 [grunting] 135 00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:25,980 [Dursnang] He was given to us Runtherds, 136 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:29,140 [Dursnang] And you knows how mean we can be. 137 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:30,420 [screams] 138 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:32,220 [Dursnang] And did that finish him? 139 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:33,700 [Dursnang] Did it zog. 140 00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:38,660 [Dursnang] It weren't long until he was up to his usual tricks. 141 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:42,140 [intense music] 142 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:43,420 [flame torches] 143 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,660 For the Emperor! 144 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:55,260 [all cheering] 145 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:01,500 [knives stabbing] 146 00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:09,700 [Dursnang] He fights his way up to the space hulk's Dursnang hole. 147 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:10,820 [explosive blasts] 148 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:12,780 [Dursnang] Ghazghkull are not there. 149 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:17,020 [Dursnang] But yarrick kills all da orks he finds. 150 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:20,700 [Dursnang] And that's with one arm and one eye. 151 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,620 He isn't here, Commissar. 152 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:25,420 Destroy it. 153 00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:27,660 Destroy everything you can. 154 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:29,580 [glass breaks] 155 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:31,820 [bang] 156 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:35,060 [explosion] 157 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,180 [klaxon ringing] 158 00:11:41,140 --> 00:11:42,300 They're coming! 159 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:45,860 [guns shooting] 160 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:51,380 [growls] 161 00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:54,100 [explosions] 162 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:57,900 For the Emperor. 163 00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:01,380 [grunts] 164 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,180 For the Emperor! 165 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,860 They say that a lot. 166 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:12,900 So, what, is Bale Eye dead then? 167 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:15,300 Dead? Dead? 168 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:17,340 Old Bale Eye? 169 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:21,500 Nah! It takes a lot more than a cunning ambush, 170 00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:25,780 a good whipping, a battle and a big explosion to kill him off. 171 00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:29,500 [Dursnang] Oh no, he lived alright. 172 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:37,740 [screams] 173 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,460 You. Humie. 174 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,420 The boss wants to see you. 175 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,980 [all yelling] 176 00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:50,100 [all] Bale Eye! Bale Eye! Bale Eye! 177 00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:52,580 [door sliding] 178 00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:00,820 You. 179 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,580 Get in. 180 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,100 [grunts] 181 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:07,500 What kind of trick is this? 182 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,380 No trick. [scuffs] 183 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:15,500 Good enemies is hard to find. 184 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:17,500 [laughing] 185 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:23,620 So off he goes, straight back to Golgotha. 186 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:28,180 [Dursnang] And he takes it right back with some big cannon thing. 187 00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:30,980 [explosion and yelling] 188 00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:34,660 [Dursnang] And then we takes it back. 189 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:38,980 Waaagh! 190 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:42,420 [Dursnang] And we all thought that was that. 191 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:49,740 [Dursnang] The years go by, and Old Bale Eye becomes even Older Bale 192 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:55,020 [Dursnang] Eye. Meanwhile, Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka chases his dream 193 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,340 of the big Waaagh! 194 00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:02,100 [Dursnang] Across the stars, following the voices in the great green. 195 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:04,980 [Dursnang] Gork and Mork, the gods, 196 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,860 [Dursnang] They tell him what to do, 197 00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:12,780 and all the time his power grows and grows. 198 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:17,780 [Dursnang] Until, one day, he comes back. 199 00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:19,660 [lightning crashes] 200 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:20,820 [thunder booms] 201 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:26,740 [eerie music] 202 00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:47,820 [grunts] 203 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,700 [glass shatters] 204 00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:06,180 [Dursnang] Ghazghkull has a few new tricks. 205 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:11,460 [Dursnang] He teleports a bunch of boys onto da planet. 206 00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:15,940 [Dursnang] And he drops massive rocks onto the surface, 207 00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:19,180 [Dursnang] So we orkses can have some forts. 208 00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:21,180 [bang] 209 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:26,180 [Dursnang] They was impregenernab- impregger unbeatable! 210 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:30,260 [Dursnang] But not to Old Bale Eye. 211 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,140 [machines blasting] 212 00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:56,780 [laughing] 213 00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:59,860 [explosions and guns firing] 214 00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:13,780 Aim! Fire! 215 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,140 [bomb explosion] 216 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,860 Charge! 217 00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:34,860 So, if you want to get bigger 218 00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:37,940 the proper Orks, with our enemy. 219 00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:42,780 You have to go and pick on something a bit meaner than him. 220 00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:44,940 Why should we's listen to you? 221 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:47,500 You is old, and stumpy. 222 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:48,860 With that leg. 223 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:51,460 Yeah, that leg! 224 00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,060 [both laughing] 225 00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:56,500 I bet you's got no proper enemies, like that! 226 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,940 You want to make an enemy out of me? 227 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,820 [both panting] 228 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:08,780 Thought not. 229 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:11,100 I'll let you into a secret. 230 00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:16,060 Old Bale Eye is my enemy too. 231 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,140 How'd you think I got this here? 232 00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:21,220 [knocking] 233 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:24,180 [gun blasts] 234 00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:29,140 [laughing] 235 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:40,740 [grunts] 236 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:47,140 [Dursnang] When he comes in, all shouting and shooting, 237 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:50,100 [Dursnang] His eye blazing. 238 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,860 [Dursnang] I fought him. 239 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,860 [Dursnang] And I lived. 240 00:17:56,780 --> 00:18:03,060 [Dursnang] So don't you ever tell me I ain't got no proper enemies. 241 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,580 He fought Old Bale Eye? 242 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:10,940 He fought Old Bale Eye! 243 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,940 That's right, boo! 244 00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:15,460 [both screaming] 245 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,380 [footsteps faing] 246 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:23,060 Thanks boss. 247 00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,300 You're alright, Gibbit. 248 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,260 For a grot. 249 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:35,100 But if you ever let anyone eat you, I'll kill you myself. 250 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,620 -Where is he now? -What? 251 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,940 Old Bale Eye, where is he? 252 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,220 What? Him? 253 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,180 In the big black, right now. 254 00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:57,580 Looking for Ghazghkull, and when he finds him, 255 00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:02,540 oh, when he finds him... 256 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:08,380 ...what a scrap that is going to be.