♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
ANOTHER GRAPE, SONJA. PEEL ME ANOTHER GRAPE.
POOR HEATHCLIFF.
AND YOU DID IT ALL FOR ME.
[GULP]
A COURAGEOUS CAT LIKE ME WILL DO ANYTHING IN THE LINE OF DUTY.
LINE OF DUTY?
YOU FELL OFF THE ROOF CHASING A BABY SPARROW.
CURB YOUR TONGUE, KNAVE!
AND GO FETCH ME SOME LUNCH.
Heathcliff: BE QUICK ABOUT IT, DUNCE!
YIII!
CALM DOWN, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU FEEL FEVERISH.
SONJA! SONJA! WHERE ARE YOU?
THE ROOM'S GONE DARK!
AREN'T YOU OVERDOING IT A BIT?
WHEN A CAT HAS ONLY 8 LIVES LEFT TO DEVOTE TO HIS LOVED ONE,
A LITTLE SYMPATHY IS IN ORDER.
I'M GOING OUT TO PICK UP A FEW ITEMS.
DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
JUST THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS.
OR A PINT OF WHIPPING CREAM.
[KISS]
A VIEW OF THE WORLD WILL KEEP MY MIND OFF THE PAIN.
JUST MY LUCK. A ROOM WITH A VIEW,
AND THE VIEW HAS TO BE CASA DE SPIKE.
WELL, A VIEW OF THE MUTT IS BETTER THAN NO VIEW AT ALL.
A DOGNAPPING.
WELL, IT COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER CUR.
HEE HEE HEE!
THE CRIMINAL WORLD MUST BE LOWERING ITS STANDARDS.
[TRUCK DRIVES AWAY]
SO LONG, SPIKE! HELLO, BACHELOR PAD.
WELCOME TO THE CHATEAU HEATHCLIFF,
MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME.
AHA!
A LOVE NEST TO ENTERTAIN SONJA.
OOH!
HEE HEE HEE!
YO!
SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, HEATHCLIFF.
AHH, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT ISA SHAME.
NOW I'VE GOT TO FIND SOMEONE NEW TO KICK AROUND.
NO. SHAME ON YOU, HEATHCLIFF.
WHAT SHAME? SPIKE'S GONE.
IT'S A CRIME TO WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD DOGHOUSE.
PICTURE POOR SPIKE...
Man: SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.
HA HA HA HA!
WHOA!
Heathcliff's angel: HE WAS A FRIEND AND A COMRADE.
AND NOW...HE'S GONE.
HEAVEN KNOWS WHAT CRUEL FATE WILL BEFALL HIM!
[SOBBING]
WAAAA!
NO! NO!
I'VE SEEN THE ERROR OF MY WAYS, GOOD SPIRIT.
I'LL SAVE MY BUDDY! I PROMISE!
YOU BET YOU WILL!
IT'S TIME FOR ALL GOOD CATS TO COME TO THE AID OF SPIKE.
[CYMBAL CRASH]
[CHEEP CHEEP]
THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY, GUYS.
AND THAT'S YOUR MISSION, IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT.
AND WHAT IF WE DON'T?
YOU JUST DID.
Knuckles: HUH?
NOW, HERE'S YOUR DISGUISES.
OH, HEATHCLIFF, I'M SO WORRIED.
IT'S A DANGEROUS JOB, BUT SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT.
IS THAT WHY YOU SENT THE BOYS?
Heathcliff: RAUL HAS BEEN PUT IN CHARGE OF TRACKING THE CULPRIT.
HE'S MAKING A CAST OF THE FOOTPRINT RIGHT NOW.
LEFTY IS BUGGING THE JOINT.
ALL CONVERSATION WILL BE MONITORED.
KNUCKLES IS COLLECTING EVIDENCE.
EACH PIECE WILL BE CAREFULLY DUSTED FOR PRINTS.
OH, NO! THE DOGNAPPER IS BACK!
I'VE GOT TO WARN THE BOYS.
[CLICKS]
GREAT. THE TELETYPE IS JAMMED!
DON'T WORRY, I'LL WARN THE BOYS.
I CAN'T SEND A GIRL LIKE YOU OUT
ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS
TO DO A JOB LIKE THAT.
YOU BET YOU CAN.
ALL RIGHT. BUT BE CAREFUL.
Heathcliff: WAY TO GO, SONJA.
LET ME SEE THAT PLASTIC CAST, RAUL.
YOU GOT IT, CHIEF.
YAAH...
OUCH!
WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT, LEFTY?
I BUGGED THE PLACE LIKE YOU SAID.
GREAT. GIMME THE RECEIVER.
BUT THE LINES WERE OUT.
HEH HEH HEH.
WE'RE DEALING WITH A PROFESSIONAL.
HOW ABOUT YOU, KNUCKLES?
WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?
DON'T JUST STAND THERE, DUMP IT OUT!
OUCH!
A TORN COLLAR, CLEANED BONES, AND AN EMPTY SUPPER DISH.
YOU CALL THIS EVIDENCE?
HEY, A GUY'S GOTTA EAT.
I'LL TEACH YOU TWO FLEABAGS TO MESS UP THIS HOUSE!
[WHACK]
[KNOCKS ON WINDOW]
BE BACK AT MIDNIGHT WITH TRANSPORTATION.
WE'RE GONNA CRACK THIS CAPER.
YOU'RE LATE, BOYS.
HE'S BACK. PULL ME UP.
HE'S GONE. QUICK, LOWER AWAY.
NOT THATLOW.
THAT'S BETTER. NOW TO LIFT A FEW PRINTS.
HERE COMES THE DOGNAPPER AGAIN!
YIPE!
LET'S BLOW THIS DIVE.
WHAT ABOUT HEATHCLIFF?
WHAT ABOUTHIM?
I'LL GET YOU GUYS FOR THIS.
[ROOSTER CROWS]
JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY PAWS ON THOSE MUGS.
UH-OH.
NOW WHAT'S THAT DOGNAPPER UP TO?
[MAN WHISTLES]
HERE YOU GO, SPIKE. A BRAND-NEW DOGHOUSE,
JUST LIKE YOUR OWNER ORDERED.
AND HERE'S A BRAND-NEW COLLAR TO GO WITH IT.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
HOPE YOU DIDN'T MIND SLEEPING IN THE GARAGE.
I HAD A HECK OF A TIME KEEPING THOSE MANGY CATS AWAY FROM THE BUILDING SITE.
WELL, ENJOY!
GOTTA GET BACK TO THE LUMBERYARD.
SPIKE?
[TRUCK DRIVES OFF]
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
A FAT LITTLE HOUSEWARMING GIFT?
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
SPIKE, I'M YOUR BUDDY.
I TRIED TO SAVE YOU WHEN YOU WAS DOGNAPPED.
SURE.
AND IF CATS HAD WINGS, THEY'D FLY.
BUT YOU WON'T NEED WINGS.
BUT I TRIED TO SAVE YOU, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
HAVE A NICE LANDING!
NOOOOO!
[CRASH]
AHH...
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
WELL, AREN'T YOU GLAD TO HAVE YOUR FRIEND BACK?
SOME ANGEL YOU TURNED OUT TO BE!
MIND YOUR MANNERS.
NO ONE SAID BEING GOOD IS EASY.
OOOOOW!
[TIRES SCREECH]
Hector: MY STOMACH IS STARTING TO YELL AT ME.
WORDSWORTH IS FAMISHED. HE WANTS A TUNA SANDWICH.
RELAX, BOYS.
MY NEW RADAR FISH DETECTOR
IS GUARANTEED TO FIND US DELICACIES FROM THE DEEP.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!
Hector: JUST AS LONG AS IT FINDS US FOOD.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU? FISH AHOY!
[TIRES SCREECH]
Mungo: THERE'S ONE...
AND THERE! AND THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!
YOUR HEART'S IN THE RIGHT PLACE, MUNGO,
BUT I PREFER THE READY-TO-EAT VARIETY OF FISH.
DUH, GOTCHA, BOSS.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
WAY TO GO, MUNGO.
A SUSHI BAR.
[TIRES SCREECH]
WHOA!
OOF!
[SHRIEKING]
OOF!OOF!
SO MUCH FOR PLAN "A." TIME FOR PLAN "B."
WOW. LOOKS GOOD.
LET'S EAT!
Riff Raff: MIND YOUR MANNERS, MUNGO.
THIS HERE IS A CLASS JOINT.
KIMONOS.
HERE YOU GO.
GETAS.
AHOY, AHOY!
YEAH. SO THIS IS WHAT
ELEGANT DINING IS ALL ABOUT.
IT SURE IS CUTE.
THE MASTER MUST HAVE SILENCE WHILE HE WORKS.
PERFECT. TEA IS SERVED, AMIGOS.
I LOVE EXOTIC FOOD.
IN THE WORDS OF GREAT YANG AND YING,
"THIS MEAL IS WORTHY OF A KING."
WHOA!
OHH!
AAH!
WHATEVER YOU ARE, COME OUT AND FIGHT LIKE A CAT.
WHOOOAAAA!
AAAH!
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE HUMBLE SELF.
I AM NINJA CAT,
KEEPER OF SUSHI BAR.
YOU ARE UNWELCOME HERE.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU, NINJA AND FORMER WATCHCAT.
MEET THE CATILLAC CATS--
YOUR NEW BOSSES.
I AM HONORED, AND YOU ARE HISTORY.
AS A WATCHCAT THIS IS YOUR LAST FIGHT,
AS THE CURTAIN DESCENDS ON CLOSING NIGHT.
CHARGE!
AAH!
HUH?
NEXT?
EN GARDE!
HOW DOES HE DO THAT?
OHH!
NEXT?
MUNGO?
NO MORE MR. NICE MUNGO!
CHARGE!
WHOA!
OW!
AND FOR THE FINALE...
I GOT YOUR FINALE RIGHT HERE.
[GONG CRASH AND HAMMERING]
I DARE YOU TO TRY THAT AGAIN...
NEXT WEEK, ON OURTURF.
IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE.
HOW DOES HE DO THAT?
♪ PICK THOSE FEET UP OFF THE GROUND ♪
♪ DO A DANCE AND TURN AROUND ♪
♪ RUN REAL FAST WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT ♪
THINK I'M GONNA DIE TONIGHT.
LOOKING GOOD, BOSS.
TIME FOR A BREAK.
I DON'T NEED A BREAK.
IDO. I'M STUFFED.
[YAWN]
NOBODY BREAKS UNTIL SATURDAY NIGHT.
I THINK I'M BROKEN ALREADY.
IT SAYS HERE THAT A NINJA CAN SHATTER BRICKS
WITH A SINGLE CHOP.
HIYAH! HIYAH!
TAKE IT EASY, BOSS.
THE NINJA CAN ALSO BREAK WOOD
WITH A WELL-PLACED KICK.
GETTING BETTER, BOSS.
IT GOES ON TO SAY THAT A NINJA
CAN PASS THROUGH WALLS LIKE A SPIRIT.
[THUMP]
I THINK HE'S GOT IT.
TIME FOR YOUR FIELD TRAINING.
I'M READY.
WORDSWORTH-- ON YOUR MARK,
GET SET--
[WHISTLES]
HIYAH!
RIGHT ON, BOSS.
ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO!
[CHEERING]
I THINK I CAN...
OOPS!
UHH! UHH!
ALL RIGHT! HE DID IT! WAY TO GO!
I'M A CHAMPION.
AAH!
OH, NO!
Mungo: ALMOST MIDNIGHT, BOSS.
LOOKS LIKE A NO-SHOW.
DON'T COUNT ON IT.
HERE'S YOUR BOXING GLOVES, BOSS.
THEY'RE AWFULLY HEAVY.
THEY SHOULD BE. I DIPPED THEM IN CEMENT.
GET THEM OUT OF HERE!
I'M FIGHTING NINJA CAT STYLE TONIGHT.
[RINGING]
THE MIDNIGHT HOUR'S NIGH UPON US.
THE NINJA'S CHICKEN, AND HE DON'T WANT US.
YEAH. LET'S GO OUT FOR SUSHI.
I'LL WARM UP THE CADDY.
REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT NINJA CAT RULES ONLY?
WELL, FORGET IT! GO GET HIM!
CHAAAARGE!
WHOA!
AAH!
HOW DOES HE DO THAT?
KEEYAH!
CHARGE!
WHOO!
YII!
HIYAH!
HA HA! YOU MISSED!
WHOOPS!
HEEYAA!
I'VE GOT YOU!
DON'T GOT YOU!
YIII!
OOF!
FROM THIS, MAY I SAFELY ASSUME
THAT YOU HAVE BEEN BEATEN NINJA STYLE?
YOU MAY SAFELY ASSUME THAT, SIR.
YOU HAVE BEEN MOST HONORABLE OPPONENTS.
YEAH. THAT'S BEEN OUR MISTAKE.
TIME FOR PLAN "C," BOYS.
WHAT'S PLAN "C," BOSS?
JUNKYARD RULES.
[SNAPPING FINGERS]
[CRASH]
OOOOHH....
[GROANS]
PSST! UP HERE.
[CRASH]
AIIEE!
TIME TO PUT THE OLD BOY THROUGH THE WRINGER.
[WHIRRING]
YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE CATILLAC CATS.
GOT IT?
I LOVE GOOD SERVICE.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
I STILL WANT TO KNOW:
HOW DOES HE DO THAT?
[LAUGHING]
GETTING A SECOND PET IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY.
HAVE A CHECK UP FOR THE NEW PET BEFORE INTRODUCING IT
TO THE OTHER PET FAMILY MEMBER.
GETTING SEPARATE FEEDING BOWLS IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
AND REMEMBER TO SHARE THE AFFECTION.
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