- [MANIACAL LAUGHING]
- [DRILL HUMMING]
- IT'S ALIVE!
- [GOBBLING]
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- THIS IS ME.
AND THIS IS SETH GREEN.
WE'RE MARRIED.
- HEY! KOOL-AID!
- OH, YOU--OH!
OH, NO!
- WE NEED VOLTRON!
- RIGHT AWAY.
VOLTRON FORCE, ASSEMBLE!
- VOLTRON!
- SHAKE IT, BABY.
[CHEERING]
- KEITH, THE ENEMY SHIPS ARE FALLING BACK.
- HEAD'S UP, TEAM.
- [GROWLING]
- BETTER FORM VOLTRON.
- RIGHT!
- PIDGE, GET OFF.
- [ROARING]
- HE'S HOLDING A WEAPON!
- ♪ LET ME SEE YOU WORK IT, WORK IT ♪
[BREAK DANCING MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ WATCH YOU WORK IT, WORK IT ♪
♪ BACK AGAIN, IT'S THE ROBEAST DIGGER DIGGER ♪
♪ KING SIZE BLING ON MY KING SIZE TRIGGER FINGER ♪
♪ THROW AWAY THE LAW NO RHYME ON HIS PUNISHMENT ♪
♪ CRISTAL BANGIN, AND MY PAPER KEEP THE HONEY'S GRINNIN ♪
- WE JUST GOT SERVED, TEAM.
- VOLTRON, REPRESENT!
- [BREAK DANCING MUSIC CONTINUES]
♪ WHY ARE YOU ♪
♪ GONNA FRONT LIKE A PUNK THAT'S GOT MAD SKILLS? ♪
♪ YOU, DAT BITCH ♪
♪ STICK YOUR ASS ON THE BLOCK TRYING TO PAY THOSE BILLS ♪
♪ WHEN I DROP THIS BASE ♪
♪ SIX HOUR FORCE ON TO GET WORK ♪
♪ LIKE HEARTBREAK RIDGE ♪
♪ I'M GONNA BUST YOUR FACE ♪
♪ WIPING UP YOUR BLOOD WITH THE PANTIES THAT I STOLE FROM BENZ ♪
♪ HO HO HO HO HO ♪
♪ WORK IT OUT ♪
♪ HO HO HO HO HO ♪
♪ WORK IT OUT ♪
♪ HO HO HO HO HO ♪
♪ WORK IT OUT ♪
♪ BACK TO YOUR ASS PUT A DENT IN A ROBOT ♪
♪ YOU WANNA WISH, GET A VACUUM ROBOT ♪
♪ SHOCK TO THE DOME, PUT A BLOCK IN A ROBOT ♪
♪ SIX FEET UNDER IN A GRAVE, ROBOT ♪
♪ HO HO HO HO HO ♪
♪ WORK IT OUT ♪
♪ HO HO HO HO HO ♪
♪ WORK IT OUT ♪
♪ HO HO HO HO HO ♪
♪ WORK IT OUT ♪
♪ LET ME SEE YOU WORK IT, WORK ♪
♪ GET ON THE FLOOR AND WORK IT, WORK IT ♪
♪ ARE YOU EVER GONNA WORK IT, WORK IT? ♪
♪ COME ON, MAN, JUST WORK IT OUT ♪
♪ LET ME SEE YOU WORK IT, WORK IT ♪
♪ I WANNA WATCH YOU WORK IT, WORK IT ♪
♪ HERE'S A DOLLAR, NOW WORK IT, WORK IT ♪
- [LAUGHING] ♪ JUST WORK IT OUT! ♪
♪ COME ON MAN, JUST WORK IT OUT! ♪♪
- WE'RE OUT OF MOVES!
TIME FOR A DESPERATION MEASURE, TEAM.
- SERVED! SERVED! SERVED! SERVED! SERVED! SERVED!
- [LAUGHS]
- HEY, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, BE-ATCH?! HUH? HUH?
- AND IN OTHER NEWS TONIGHT, VOLTRON GOT TOTALLY SERVED.
- DAMN!
- [LAUGHING]
- THIS IS ME.
AND THIS IS STALIN.
WE'RE MARRIED.
- [GIGGLING]
I HOPE YOU BROUGHT PROTECTION.
- YEAH. YOU ARE SO HOT.
GET IN HERE.
- [CRYING]
- THE MONGOOSE MAY BE SMALL,
BUT HE'S ONE OF THE FIERCEST KILLERS IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.
- [SQUAWKS]
- WHEN THE MONGOOSE FINALLY SPOTS ITS TARGET,
THE STRIKE IS PRECISE AND DEADLY.
[GUN SHOT]
- THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN SHOT.
REPEAT. THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN SHOT.
- [SIRENS BLARING]
- [LAUGHING]
- NO ANIMAL IS IMMUNE
FROM THE TORMENTING CACKLE OF THE HYENA.
- [CACKLING]
[CACKLING]
LOOK AT HIM! HE WAS SO FRIGGIN' FAT.
- [GROWLING]
- [CACKLING]
SOME KING OF THE JUNGLE.
- [ROARING]
- HE NEEDS A MOUSE TO HELP.
[CACKLE SLOWLY ENDING]
UH-OH.
OW! OW!
[LAUGHING]
UH, YES, HI.
I'D LIKE TO REPORT A DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE.
- BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
- OFFICER, NO! HE NEVER LAID A PAW ON ME.
I SWEAR! YOU--YOU CAN'T!
- [KISSING SOUND]
SO...SINGLE, HUH?
- [CHEERING]
- TRULY, THE LEMMING IS NATURE'S RETARD.
- [CHEERING]
- TO FREEDOM!
- LET'S GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE.
- DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDOMS?
- WHO NEEDS CONDOMS?
- PATTY CAKE, PATTY CAKE, BAKER'S MAN...
- OW! OW! A LITTLE HELP?
- THE YEAR IS 1966, AND WALT DISNEY IS DEAD!
THE BELOVED CARTOONIST, MOVIE MAKER,
AND HERO TO THE AMERICAN FAMILY
LEFT SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS TO BE CARRIED OUT UPON HIS DEATH.
- OK. DO IT.
- [CHAINSAW REVVING]
- DID HE REALLY SAY THIS SHOULD BE DONE WITH A CHAINSAW?
- NEVER QUESTION HIM.
- THE PUBLIC WOULD NEVER KNOW WHAT MAD EXPERIMENTS TOOK PLACE
UNDER THE MATTERHORN THAT DAY.
- [ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
- DID IT WORK?
- I...HUNGER!
- BRING IN THE FIRST CUBAN CHILD.
- [CHILD STAMMERING]
- WALT DISNEY MUST FEED!
- NO! NO, NO! NO!
AYUDAME!
- YES. YES!
YES!
- [CHILD SCREAMING]
- AS THE YEARS WENT BY, DISNEY'S POWER WOULD GROW.
HE DEMANDED A DISNEY PARK BE BUILT IN FLORIDA
SO HE COULD BE CLOSER TO HIS CUBAN FOOD SUPPLY.
- [WHIMPERING]
- SIR, I NEED YOUR APPROVAL ON THESE EXPANSION PLANS.
- BUSY! EATING!
- YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING! YOU GOT THAT?
- GOD HELP ME! OOH!
- WALT DISNEY'S LUST FOR THE FLESH OF CUBAN CHILDREN
WAS KEPT UNDER CONTROL UNTIL ONE FATEFUL DAY.
- THE LONG JOURNEY OF ELIAN GONZALES
HAS FINALLY COME TO A CLOSE.
AFTER BEING TAKEN BY FEDERAL AGENTS
FROM HIS TEMPORARY HOME IN MIAMI,
LITTLE ELIAN HAS BEEN REUNITED WITH HIS FAMILY IN CUBA.
- ELIAN? ELIAN!
NO! NOO!
ARGH!
ELIAN!
- [TIRES SCREECH]
- [ALARM SOUNDS]
- ANDALE! ANDALE! ARRIBA! ARRIBA!
- UGH!
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
- [SCREAMING]
- ELIAN!
- HERE I AM.
- ELIAN?
- IF IT WILL STOP THE DEVASTATION
ON MY BELOVED CUBAN PEOPLE,
I WILL SACRIFICE MYSELF TO YOU.
- DIE, AMERICAN BEAST!
- AAH!
- [CHEERING]
- WE MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER THE SACRIFICES MADE TODAY
BY THE BRAVE CUBAN SOLDIERS
WHOSE DEATHS WILL NOT BE KNOWN OUTSIDE OF CUBA
THANKS TO THE AMERICAN EMBARGO.
- [GUNSHOT]
- I LOVE DOING THAT.
- [GUNSHOTS]
- TRASH. TRASH. NOT MINE. GARBAGE.
GARBAGE. NOT MINE. OOH! WE'LL TAKE THAT.
- HUH.
- ["1812 OVERTURE" PLAYING]
- I GOT IT! I GOT IT! OOH!
- TO BE...OOH!
- [ROARING]
- OW!
- OOH!
- AH! - EEH!
- UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH!
- OOH!
- AAH!
- [CRYING]
- UGH!
- [MUSIC ENDS]
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH--OOH!
OH-HO!
- [GOBBLING]
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