WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:9000 00:00:06.172 --> 00:00:08.308 line:85% position:45% size:53% - [MANIACAL LAUGHING] 00:00:09.175 --> 00:00:10.610 line:10% position:48% size:43% - [DRILL HUMMING] 00:00:18.284 --> 00:00:19.786 line:10% position:50% size:33% - IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:23.323 --> 00:00:24.858 line:10% position:40% size:30% - [GOBBLING] 00:00:24.924 --> 00:00:28.027 line:10% position:50% size:68% CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 00:00:28.094 --> 00:00:30.363 line:10% position:50% size:68% CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 00:00:38.772 --> 00:00:41.841 line:85% position:40% size:30% - HA HA! AW! 00:00:41.908 --> 00:00:44.511 line:85% position:50% size:55% HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILLY. 00:00:46.346 --> 00:00:47.814 line:85% position:38% size:25% - [SHOUTS] 00:00:47.881 --> 00:00:49.282 line:85% position:45% size:23% - MY BAD. 00:00:49.349 --> 00:00:51.785 line:85% position:45% size:53% - EMILIO. FAGABEEFIE. 00:00:51.851 --> 00:00:54.120 line:10% position:13% size:63% align:start - WE NOW RETURN TO THE "HOLLYWOOD SPOTLIGHT" 00:00:54.187 --> 00:00:55.588 line:10% position:50% size:58% OF THE INCREDIBLE HULK. 00:00:55.655 --> 00:00:56.923 line:10% position:50% size:58% WE'VE FOLLOWED THE LIFE OF THE HULK 00:00:56.990 --> 00:00:59.359 line:10% position:50% size:60% AS HE'S GROWN UP WITH HIS ABUSIVE FATHER, 00:00:59.426 --> 00:01:00.994 line:10% position:50% size:43% HIS EARLY CAREER, 00:01:01.060 --> 00:01:02.962 line:10% position:18% size:50% align:start AN AWKWARD EMERGENCE INTO PUBERTY. 00:01:03.029 --> 00:01:05.899 line:63% position:50% size:78% IT WAS DURING HIS TEENAGE YEARS AS A STUNT DOUBLE 00:01:05.965 --> 00:01:08.034 line:74% position:50% size:60% ON THE ILL-FATED PRIME-TIME PILOT "GUMBO" 00:01:08.101 --> 00:01:10.236 line:74% position:18% size:53% align:start THAT HE MET THE MAN WHO CHANGED HIS LIFE, 00:01:10.303 --> 00:01:12.505 line:85% position:40% size:28% BILL BIXBY. 00:01:12.572 --> 00:01:16.242 line:63% position:45% size:55% THE TWO WERE SURPRISED TO FIND THAT THEY LOOKED EXACTLY ALIKE. 00:01:16.309 --> 00:01:18.011 line:74% position:18% size:50% align:start THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A SHOW TOGETHER, 00:01:18.077 --> 00:01:20.280 line:10% position:45% size:38% AND CBS AGREED. 00:01:20.346 --> 00:01:23.149 line:10% position:50% size:68% - LOOK AT HIM WALK! GENIUS! 00:01:23.216 --> 00:01:25.018 line:10% position:45% size:38% THE HULK WASN'T TOO BAD EITHER. 00:01:25.084 --> 00:01:27.086 line:10% position:40% size:45% WE HAD HIM SHOW UP TWICE EACH EPISODE 00:01:27.153 --> 00:01:29.322 line:10% position:15% size:70% align:start TO BEAT UP THE BAD GUYS. A PUNCH HERE, A GROWL THERE. 00:01:29.389 --> 00:01:30.990 line:85% position:45% size:53% HE WAS A MILLIONAIRE. 00:01:31.057 --> 00:01:32.759 line:74% position:50% size:70% THE GUY'S AGENT WAS AMAZING. 00:01:32.826 --> 00:01:34.828 line:74% position:50% size:63% - TIMES WERE FINALLY GOOD FOR THE HULK. 00:01:34.894 --> 00:01:36.262 line:85% position:50% size:43% FLUSH WITH GREEN, 00:01:36.329 --> 00:01:40.967 line:74% position:10% size:68% align:start HE FED A SUDDEN APPETITE FOR BOOZE, BABES, AND BLOW. 00:01:41.034 --> 00:01:43.269 line:10% position:18% size:58% align:start BUT THESE HIGH TIMES WOULDN'T LAST FOR LONG. 00:01:43.336 --> 00:01:46.339 line:63% position:10% size:73% align:start AUDIENCES STOPPED LIKING HULK EVEN WHEN HE WAS ANGRY. 00:01:46.406 --> 00:01:47.907 line:85% position:50% size:58% WITH THE SHOW CANCELED, 00:01:47.974 --> 00:01:50.210 line:63% position:48% size:73% THE HULK DID WHAT EVERY OTHER FAILED CELEBRITY DID 00:01:50.276 --> 00:01:51.744 line:85% position:40% size:45% IN THE MID-1980's. 00:01:51.811 --> 00:01:52.846 line:85% position:40% size:45% HE WHORED HIMSELF. 00:01:52.912 --> 00:01:54.514 line:74% position:50% size:60% - THINGS FOUND IN A CAR. PLACES TO EAT! 00:01:54.581 --> 00:01:56.182 line:74% position:25% size:40% align:start THINGS IN A HAT! KINDS OF SKIS! 00:01:56.249 --> 00:01:57.550 line:74% position:45% size:38% FAMOUS ACTORS! KINDS OF ROCKS! 00:01:57.617 --> 00:01:59.953 line:74% position:45% size:53% WAYS TO COOK AN EGG! NAMES FROM THE BIBLE! 00:02:00.019 --> 00:02:01.321 line:74% position:45% size:53% - TAKING ANY BIT PART HE COULD, 00:02:01.387 --> 00:02:03.289 line:74% position:50% size:78% HULK'S ACTING CAREER PLUMMETED, 00:02:03.356 --> 00:02:05.358 line:63% position:50% size:78% AND EVENTUALLY HE SOLD HIS NAME TO HULK HOGAN. 00:02:05.425 --> 00:02:07.093 line:74% position:60% size:60% REAL NAME: CHESTERFIELD EVENPURPLE. 00:02:07.160 --> 00:02:09.295 line:63% position:48% size:75% - SAD NEWS FROM THE ENTERTAINMENT WORLD TODAY. 00:02:09.362 --> 00:02:11.264 line:74% position:18% size:48% align:start THE FATHER OF THE INCREDIBLE HULK 00:02:11.331 --> 00:02:13.266 line:63% position:48% size:75% LOST HIS LONG BATTLE WITH GAMMA RADIATION POISONING 00:02:13.333 --> 00:02:14.934 line:85% position:48% size:43% AT THE AGE OF 74. 00:02:15.001 --> 00:02:17.704 line:63% position:13% size:78% align:start - THE ONE-TIME SUCCESSFUL TV STAR HAS GONE INTO SECLUSION 00:02:17.770 --> 00:02:19.405 line:74% position:25% size:43% align:start TO MOURN HIS LOSS IN PRIVATE. 00:02:19.472 --> 00:02:22.842 line:74% position:43% size:50% - THE HULK'S CAREER APPEARED TO BE OVER. 00:02:22.909 --> 00:02:25.645 line:63% position:45% size:68% YEARS LATER, HOPE WOULD COME FROM CHINA. 00:02:25.712 --> 00:02:28.648 line:63% position:48% size:73% ANG LEE, A RELATIVELY UNKNOWN CHINAMAN FILMMAKER, 00:02:28.715 --> 00:02:31.150 line:63% position:48% size:60% WOULD SURPRISE THE WORLD WITH HIS OPUS, 00:02:31.217 --> 00:02:32.952 line:74% position:25% size:43% align:start "CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON." 00:02:33.019 --> 00:02:36.022 line:74% position:18% size:60% align:start THE HULK WAS LIVING OFF HIS MEAGER RESIDUALS 00:02:36.089 --> 00:02:37.557 line:85% position:60% size:60% WHEN LEE SOUGHT HIM OUT, 00:02:37.624 --> 00:02:40.527 line:63% position:48% size:75% AND HE RECOGNIZED THE DIRECTOR WAS A NATURAL CHOICE 00:02:40.593 --> 00:02:43.530 line:74% position:50% size:63% TO TELL HIS COMPLEX TALE OF ANGER AND DESTRUCTION. 00:02:43.596 --> 00:02:45.565 line:74% position:50% size:58% - HULK MOVIE VERY CLEAR TO ME. 00:02:45.632 --> 00:02:48.701 line:74% position:18% size:53% align:start COMIC BOOK MEET SLOW, BEAUTIFUL HAIKU. 00:02:48.768 --> 00:02:51.137 line:74% position:25% size:40% align:start PRETTY BIRD. OH, PRETTY BIRD. 00:02:51.204 --> 00:02:53.172 line:85% position:50% size:55% HOW HULK SING SO HIGH. 00:02:53.239 --> 00:02:54.607 line:85% position:45% size:53% - SOUNDS FASCINATING. 00:02:54.674 --> 00:02:58.978 line:63% position:50% size:78% IT SURELY WILL NOT BE HUGE FLOP THAT RUIN MY CAREER. 00:03:00.113 --> 00:03:01.548 line:85% position:43% size:18% SURELY. 00:03:01.614 --> 00:03:05.552 line:10% position:10% size:73% align:start - FOR ONE LAST TIME, THE HULK WAS BACK IN THE SPOTLIGHT, 00:03:05.618 --> 00:03:07.053 line:85% position:43% size:48% ADORED AND ADMIRED. 00:03:07.120 --> 00:03:11.457 line:53% position:10% size:78% align:start HOLLYWOOD WAS GREEN WITH ENVY FOR THE SUCCESS COMING HIS WAY. 00:03:11.524 --> 00:03:14.360 line:74% position:18% size:58% align:start BUT HOLLYWOOD LOVES YOU FOR ONLY SO LONG. 00:03:14.427 --> 00:03:15.628 line:85% position:40% size:30% - IT STINKS. 00:03:15.695 --> 00:03:17.597 line:63% position:48% size:73% AUDIENCES AGREE THAT ANG LEE'S MOTION PICTURE 00:03:17.664 --> 00:03:19.666 line:74% position:50% size:68% IS ONE GAMMA-STRENGTH BOMB. 00:03:19.732 --> 00:03:22.001 line:74% position:18% size:53% align:start IS THIS THE END OF THE HULK'S CAREER? 00:03:22.068 --> 00:03:24.237 line:63% position:45% size:68% THIS ENTERTAINMENT REPORTER SAYS YES. 00:03:24.304 --> 00:03:26.539 line:85% position:50% size:65% - HOLLYWOOD MAKE HULK SAD. 00:03:26.606 --> 00:03:28.808 line:74% position:50% size:58% HULK SPENT TIME IN ASIA TO FIND SELF, 00:03:28.875 --> 00:03:30.143 line:85% position:40% size:30% MET SUK LEE, 00:03:30.209 --> 00:03:32.045 line:74% position:50% size:55% AND NOW FINALLY TRYING TO BE HAPPY. 00:03:37.317 --> 00:03:38.952 line:69% position:50% size:55% - SOON AFTER RETURNING TO AMERICA, 00:03:39.018 --> 00:03:40.954 line:85% position:50% size:65% HULK ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST 00:03:41.020 --> 00:03:42.689 line:74% position:18% size:48% align:start AND NOW COUNSELS INNER-CITY CHILDREN 00:03:42.755 --> 00:03:44.524 line:74% position:50% size:78% WITH ANGER-MANAGEMENT TROUBLES. 00:03:44.591 --> 00:03:47.694 line:74% position:18% size:58% align:start - HULK LIVE DAY BY DAY. NOT ANGRY ANYMORE. 00:03:47.760 --> 00:03:50.129 line:74% position:43% size:35% IS HULK HAPPY? HA HA! 00:03:50.196 --> 00:03:51.998 line:85% position:50% size:35% HULK THINK SO. 00:03:54.567 --> 00:03:56.636 line:74% position:25% size:38% align:start WHO'S NUTS NOW? HA HA HA! 00:03:56.703 --> 00:03:57.971 line:85% position:43% size:48% - [WOMAN SCREAMING] 00:03:58.037 --> 00:04:01.307 line:63% position:10% size:73% align:start - OH, GOSH! BOBBY SEAVER SMILED AT ME DURING HOMEROOM. 00:04:01.374 --> 00:04:03.343 line:74% position:50% size:63% DO YOU THINK HE'LL ASK ME TO THE DANCE? 00:04:03.409 --> 00:04:07.013 line:74% position:43% size:65% - SURE, IF HE'S INTO GIRLS WITH FAT THIGHS. 00:04:09.616 --> 00:04:11.751 line:85% position:50% size:60% - I ALWAYS PAY MY TAXES. 00:04:13.753 --> 00:04:16.689 line:74% position:50% size:63% I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE GEPPETTO IS BURIED. 00:04:21.694 --> 00:04:24.297 line:85% position:50% size:58% - BILL? BILL, I'M HOME. 00:04:25.765 --> 00:04:27.834 line:85% position:43% size:48% BILL, ARE YOU HERE? 00:04:27.900 --> 00:04:29.636 line:85% position:43% size:20% CHELSEA? 00:04:29.702 --> 00:04:31.604 line:85% position:40% size:15% HONEY? 00:04:31.671 --> 00:04:33.106 line:85% position:50% size:35% THERE YOU ARE. 00:04:33.172 --> 00:04:34.841 line:74% position:50% size:53% - WELCOME HOME THERE, SNUGGLEBUNNY. 00:04:34.907 --> 00:04:36.242 line:74% position:45% size:45% I WAS JUST READING THE PAPER. 00:04:36.309 --> 00:04:39.112 line:74% position:18% size:55% align:start - YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE DAY I HAD TODAY. 00:04:39.178 --> 00:04:41.481 line:74% position:25% size:35% align:start IS THAT RIGHT? [LAUGHS] 00:04:41.547 --> 00:04:44.884 line:85% position:50% size:70% - I WAS IN MEETINGS ALL DAY. 00:04:44.951 --> 00:04:46.986 line:85% position:50% size:13% BILL! 00:04:47.053 --> 00:04:48.655 line:85% position:35% size:20% - UH-OH! 00:04:48.721 --> 00:04:50.923 line:85% position:38% size:25% [LAUGHING] 00:04:50.990 --> 00:04:52.992 line:63% position:20% size:70% align:start I'M TOO FAST FOR YOU BECAUSE I WAS A RUNNING BACK... 00:04:53.059 --> 00:04:56.095 line:85% position:50% size:33% WOO-HOO! WOO! 00:04:56.162 --> 00:04:58.097 line:85% position:43% size:20% - UH-OH. 00:05:02.368 --> 00:05:04.570 line:85% position:43% size:18% - LEON! 00:05:04.637 --> 00:05:07.507 line:74% position:18% size:50% align:start - SABRINA, MY FOOD IS ON THE TOP SHELF, 00:05:07.573 --> 00:05:10.843 line:74% position:50% size:55% AND I CAN'T REACH IT, AND I'M REALLY HUNGRY. 00:05:10.910 --> 00:05:12.512 line:85% position:50% size:68% WILL YOU GIVE ME SOME FOOD? 00:05:12.578 --> 00:05:14.614 line:85% position:45% size:23% - UH, NO. 00:05:16.516 --> 00:05:19.018 line:74% position:50% size:60% - OH, BABY, OH, COME ON, I WAS JUST-- 00:05:19.085 --> 00:05:21.354 line:74% position:50% size:55% NO, NO! MY GOLF CLUBS! OH, COME ON! 00:05:21.421 --> 00:05:23.790 line:74% position:43% size:50% OH, THAT'S MY SUIT! HEY, THAT TV'S MINE! 00:05:23.856 --> 00:05:25.224 line:85% position:45% size:23% OH, BABY! 00:05:25.291 --> 00:05:26.993 line:63% position:48% size:73% I WAS JUST SITTING ON HER EGG BECAUSE-- 00:05:27.060 --> 00:05:30.063 line:74% position:18% size:48% align:start DON'T THROW THAT! OH, COME ON, HONEY! 00:05:37.070 --> 00:05:38.104 line:85% position:45% size:38% - GOOD EVENING. 00:05:38.171 --> 00:05:40.106 line:74% position:25% size:43% align:start ETERNIA'S FIRST SAME-SEX MARRIAGE 00:05:40.173 --> 00:05:43.643 line:63% position:10% size:75% align:start TOOK PLACE EARLIER TODAY IN CLEAR DEFIANCE OF FEDERAL LAW. 00:05:43.710 --> 00:05:46.979 line:63% position:13% size:78% align:start ONE-TIME OUTLAW "TOO BAD" HAS ENTERED INTO HOLY MATRIMONY 00:05:47.046 --> 00:05:48.014 line:85% position:50% size:33% WITH HIMSELF. 00:05:48.081 --> 00:05:49.615 line:85% position:58% size:65% - BUT FIRST OUR TOP STORY. 00:05:49.682 --> 00:05:52.151 line:63% position:10% size:73% align:start THE SCANDAL INVOLVING CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD TEELA 00:05:52.218 --> 00:05:55.455 line:63% position:10% size:75% align:start AND LOCAL NIGHTCLUB OWNER BEAST MAN CONTINUES TO UNFOLD. 00:05:55.521 --> 00:05:58.925 line:63% position:18% size:53% align:start A RAUNCHY SEX ROMP BETWEEN THE PAIR WAS CAPTURED ON VIDEO 00:05:58.991 --> 00:06:00.526 line:74% position:18% size:45% align:start AND MADE PUBLIC EARLIER THIS WEEK. 00:06:00.593 --> 00:06:02.795 line:74% position:25% size:43% align:start - [GROWLING] - UH! YEAH! YEAH! 00:06:02.862 --> 00:06:05.498 line:74% position:25% size:38% align:start GREAT! AWESOME! YOU'RE GREAT! 00:06:05.565 --> 00:06:07.667 line:74% position:45% size:53% WOO! YOU'RE THE BEST! AWESOME! 00:06:07.734 --> 00:06:09.869 line:74% position:25% size:40% align:start TOTALLY INTO IT! UH! UH! UH! 00:06:09.936 --> 00:06:11.104 line:85% position:40% size:15% HELLO? 00:06:11.170 --> 00:06:12.371 line:85% position:50% size:70% YEAH, I'M TOTALLY INTERESTED 00:06:12.438 --> 00:06:15.108 line:63% position:45% size:70% IN CHANGING MY LONG-DISTANCE SERVICE PROVIDER. 00:06:15.174 --> 00:06:16.909 line:74% position:48% size:75% - TEELA'S FATHER, MAN-AT-ARMS, 00:06:16.976 --> 00:06:19.312 line:74% position:60% size:60% MADE HIS FIRST OFFICIAL STATEMENT EARLIER TODAY. 00:06:19.378 --> 00:06:21.447 line:74% position:18% size:48% align:start - OUR FAMILY HAS BEEN DEVASTATED 00:06:21.514 --> 00:06:23.883 line:74% position:50% size:63% BY THE RELEASE OF THIS SORDID VIDEOTAPE. 00:06:23.950 --> 00:06:26.586 line:74% position:50% size:63% TEELA IS A RESPECTABLE YOUNG WOMAN 00:06:26.652 --> 00:06:28.554 line:63% position:50% size:78% WHO WOULD NEVER DEGRADE HERSELF IN THIS MANNER. 00:06:28.621 --> 00:06:31.758 line:10% position:43% size:50% - HA HA! I'M HAVING FUN! WOO! 00:06:37.063 --> 00:06:37.997 line:10% position:43% size:20% AWESOME. 00:06:39.198 --> 00:06:42.769 line:63% position:10% size:75% align:start - WE PLAN TO FILE CHARGES AGAINST BEAST MAN IMMEDIATELY. 00:06:42.835 --> 00:06:45.638 line:63% position:58% size:65% - BUT HOW WILL THIS AFFECT THE MAY SWEEPS PERFORMANCE 00:06:45.705 --> 00:06:46.672 line:74% position:50% size:50% OF TEELA'S NEW REALITY PROGRAM? 00:06:48.975 --> 00:06:51.611 line:74% position:50% size:63% - AND THIS IS HOW QUANTUM CHROMO DYNAMICS THEORIZES 00:06:51.677 --> 00:06:54.914 line:63% position:18% size:58% align:start HOW QUARKS INTERACT BY EXCHANGING PARTICLES ON A SUBATOMIC LEVEL. 00:06:56.582 --> 00:06:58.317 line:85% position:50% size:60% - YOU'RE [BLEEP] STUPID. 00:06:58.384 --> 00:07:00.253 line:74% position:18% size:48% align:start - PRINCE ADAM OF THE ROYAL FAMILY 00:07:00.319 --> 00:07:02.321 line:74% position:50% size:70% ALSO EXPRESSED HIS CONCERNS. 00:07:02.388 --> 00:07:04.624 line:63% position:48% size:75% - I WAS OUTRAGED BY WHAT I SAW ON THAT VIDEO. 00:07:04.690 --> 00:07:06.292 line:74% position:18% size:45% align:start TEELA KEPT HOGGING THE CAMERA. 00:07:06.359 --> 00:07:08.394 line:63% position:45% size:70% I COULD BARELY SEE BEAST MAN AT ALL. 00:07:08.461 --> 00:07:09.896 line:85% position:45% size:23% I MEAN... 00:07:09.962 --> 00:07:11.898 line:74% position:18% size:53% align:start - IN A RELATED STORY, A NEW SEX TAPE 00:07:11.964 --> 00:07:14.801 line:63% position:48% size:73% FEATURING COURT MAGICIAN ORKO HAS SURFACED. 00:07:14.867 --> 00:07:17.470 line:63% position:45% size:70% THE DOG'S OWNERS HAVE SO FAR DECLINED COMMENT. 00:07:23.476 --> 00:07:25.578 line:85% position:38% size:25% - AAH! UH! 00:07:25.645 --> 00:07:28.047 line:74% position:43% size:48% - A WITCH! A WITCH! LOOK AT THE WITCH! 00:07:28.114 --> 00:07:31.617 line:85% position:45% size:38% - OOH, A WITCH. 00:07:31.684 --> 00:07:33.986 line:85% position:48% size:60% HAPPY [BLEEP] HALLOWEEN. 00:07:34.053 --> 00:07:36.756 line:85% position:40% size:45% - [CHILDREN GROAN] 00:07:36.823 --> 00:07:39.425 line:74% position:50% size:58% - A HUGE CROWD OF MICHAEL JACKSON FANS 00:07:39.492 --> 00:07:41.594 line:63% position:45% size:70% HAS FORMED OUTSIDE THE SANTA BARBARA COURTHOUSE 00:07:41.661 --> 00:07:43.596 line:74% position:18% size:60% align:start JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THEIR EMBATTLED IDOL. 00:07:43.663 --> 00:07:45.698 line:74% position:45% size:68% THE KING OF POP IS DUE HERE ANY MINUTE. 00:07:45.765 --> 00:07:48.000 line:74% position:18% size:53% align:start WAIT A SECOND. I'VE JUST HEARD--YES. 00:07:48.067 --> 00:07:50.636 line:74% position:50% size:60% YES, HE'S HERE. MICHAEL JACKSON IS HERE. 00:07:50.703 --> 00:07:53.973 line:74% position:50% size:63% - HI, EVERYBODY, IT'S ME, MICHAEL JACKSON. 00:07:54.040 --> 00:07:56.409 line:85% position:40% size:28% HOORAY! HI! 00:07:56.475 --> 00:07:59.145 line:85% position:45% size:40% WEE! I LOVE YOU! 00:07:59.212 --> 00:08:01.380 line:74% position:50% size:58% HERE WE GO. LOOK AT ME. I'M A... 00:08:01.447 --> 00:08:04.350 line:85% position:40% size:28% [VOCALIZES] 00:08:04.417 --> 00:08:07.086 line:74% position:50% size:63% SO FUN. WE GONNA BE GOOD FRIENDS. 00:08:07.153 --> 00:08:08.821 line:74% position:50% size:55% AW, THANKS FOR COMING, EVERYBODY. 00:08:08.888 --> 00:08:11.190 line:85% position:45% size:23% YAY! WEE! 00:08:11.257 --> 00:08:12.892 line:85% position:45% size:38% I LOVE YOU ALL. 00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:15.127 line:74% position:50% size:55% WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER. 00:08:15.194 --> 00:08:16.929 line:74% position:43% size:50% WE CAN BEAT THE EVIL WITH LOVE. 00:08:16.996 --> 00:08:18.664 line:85% position:40% size:28% I LOVE YOU! 00:08:18.731 --> 00:08:20.666 line:85% position:50% size:43% - [WOMAN SCREAMS] 00:08:24.637 --> 00:08:26.339 line:85% position:40% size:28% - [SCREAMS] 00:08:26.405 --> 00:08:28.341 line:85% position:45% size:38% [MUSIC PLAYING] 00:08:34.013 --> 00:08:36.582 line:74% position:50% size:40% - IT'S--IT'S... MICHAEL JACKSON? 00:08:36.649 --> 00:08:38.050 line:85% position:45% size:38% - [CROWD GASPS] 00:08:38.117 --> 00:08:40.186 line:74% position:50% size:68% - NO, NO, THAT'S NOT MICHAEL JACKSON. 00:08:40.253 --> 00:08:42.088 line:85% position:50% size:70% I'M MICHAEL JACKSON. REALLY. 00:08:42.154 --> 00:08:43.723 line:74% position:50% size:70% LOOK AT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE, REALLY. 00:08:43.789 --> 00:08:45.858 line:85% position:50% size:68% IT SAYS, "MICHAEL JACKSON." 00:08:45.925 --> 00:08:49.195 line:74% position:13% size:63% align:start - I AM MICHAEL JACKSON, THE REAL MICHAEL JACKSON. 00:08:49.262 --> 00:08:52.598 line:74% position:15% size:63% align:start I WAS KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS OVER 15 YEARS AGO. 00:08:52.665 --> 00:08:55.167 line:85% position:40% size:28% [VOCALIZES] 00:08:55.234 --> 00:08:58.404 line:53% position:18% size:60% align:start THE CONCERT ACCIDENT GAVE THEM AN OPPORTUNITY THEY COULDN'T PASS UP. 00:08:58.471 --> 00:09:01.741 line:74% position:18% size:45% align:start I WAS TAKEN AWAY TO ANOTHER PLANET, 00:09:01.807 --> 00:09:04.076 line:74% position:50% size:53% WHILE A FAKE WAS LEFT IN MY PLACE 00:09:04.143 --> 00:09:08.481 line:74% position:50% size:58% ALL AS A PART OF A PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. 00:09:08.547 --> 00:09:11.450 line:74% position:18% size:58% align:start - UH, THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO MAKE MUCH SENSE. 00:09:11.517 --> 00:09:13.452 line:85% position:50% size:68% - THOSE ARE LIES, ALL LIES. 00:09:13.519 --> 00:09:14.954 line:85% position:40% size:28% STOP LYING. 00:09:15.021 --> 00:09:16.455 line:85% position:38% size:25% - MY BABY! 00:09:18.457 --> 00:09:20.092 line:85% position:58% size:65% - NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR. 00:09:20.159 --> 00:09:23.195 line:85% position:50% size:70% - [VOCALIZES, MUSIC PLAYING] 00:09:23.262 --> 00:09:24.997 line:85% position:45% size:38% PREPARE TO DIE! 00:09:25.064 --> 00:09:26.999 line:85% position:50% size:33% - [VOCALIZES] 00:09:34.473 --> 00:09:36.409 line:85% position:43% size:48% - [CROWD MURMURING] 00:09:48.721 --> 00:09:51.023 line:85% position:50% size:38% [CROWD SCREAMS] 00:09:51.090 --> 00:09:52.792 line:74% position:25% size:38% align:start - OH, MY GOD, HE'S GOT A GUN! 00:09:52.858 --> 00:09:55.428 line:63% position:18% size:70% align:start - BUT WHICH--WHICH ONE IS THE REAL MICHAEL JACKSON? 00:09:55.494 --> 00:09:57.897 line:74% position:50% size:58% - TO BE SAFE, YOU MUST SHOOT US BOTH. 00:09:57.964 --> 00:10:01.233 line:74% position:18% size:45% align:start - OH, THAT MUST BE THE REAL ONE. 00:10:04.770 --> 00:10:08.941 line:63% position:48% size:75% - I GUESS THAT'S AN ACQUITTAL. HA HA HA! HMM... 00:10:09.008 --> 00:10:11.644 line:74% position:25% size:43% align:start UH! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! 00:10:11.711 --> 00:10:13.179 line:85% position:50% size:63% YEARS OF PLANNING RUINED! 00:10:13.245 --> 00:10:14.647 line:74% position:18% size:55% align:start - HOW WERE WE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD 00:10:14.714 --> 00:10:16.816 line:63% position:45% size:70% WITH A WHITE MICHAEL JACKSON ANYWAY? 00:10:16.882 --> 00:10:18.417 line:85% position:50% size:70% - DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! 00:10:18.484 --> 00:10:20.653 line:85% position:43% size:50% - [CHICKEN CLUCKING] 00:10:20.720 --> 00:10:23.656 line:10% position:50% size:68% CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 00:10:23.723 --> 00:10:25.825 line:10% position:13% size:63% align:start CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 00:10:36.535 --> 00:10:37.570 line:10% position:50% size:40% - STUPID MONKEY!