1 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:08,308 [LAUGHING] 2 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,910 [WHIRRING] 3 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:17,484 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 4 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:20,053 - IT'S ALIVE! 5 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,038 - FLIP THE SWITCH! 6 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:40,273 - THE GOVERNOR JUST CALLED! 7 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:41,741 THIS MAN IS INNOCENT! 8 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:42,742 - AW. 9 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:43,376 - BOO. 10 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:45,278 - ALL RIGHT, SHOW OF HANDS. 11 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:46,513 FLIP IT ANYWAY? 12 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:48,248 - WAIT, WAIT! WHAT?! 13 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:50,383 - [CHEERING] 14 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:52,018 - KILL HIM! 15 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:04,197 - 7-MARY-3 IN PURSUIT OF-- 16 00:01:04,263 --> 00:01:05,165 HOLD ON! 17 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:07,233 WHOO-HOO! 18 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,535 - WHOO! WHOO! 19 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:09,803 "TRL" IS AWESOME! 20 00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:10,703 I LOVE SWAY! 21 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:12,305 "TRL" IN TIME'S SQUARE ON MTV IS THE BEST! 22 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,340 SWAY RULES! WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! 23 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,142 - WELCOME BACK TO "TRL." 24 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:17,043 AS I PROMISED, 25 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:19,179 I PRESENT TO YOU USHER! 26 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:20,780 - OH, MY GOD! I LOVE USHER! 27 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:22,248 WHOO-HOO! USHER'S AWESOME! 28 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:23,149 HE DOESN'T WEAR A SHIRT! 29 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:24,217 AND HE GETS IN ALL THE PLACES! 30 00:01:24,283 --> 00:01:25,652 I SWEAR I'M GONNA GET HIM! 31 00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:26,586 WHOO-HOO! 32 00:01:26,652 --> 00:01:27,520 ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU LATER! WHOO! 33 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,856 WHOO-HOO! TO GRAND CENTRAL STATION! WHOO-HOO! 34 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:30,890 PEOPLE CALL IT GRAND CENTRAL STATION, 35 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:32,358 BUT IT'S REALLY GRAND CENTRAL TERMINAL! 36 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:33,526 IT'S AWESOME! WHOO-HOO! 37 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:34,661 WHOO-HOO! KEEP THE CHANGE! 38 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:36,362 FOREIGN CABBIES ROCK! THE FARE WAS $7.00, 39 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:37,964 AND I TOTALLY GAVE HIM 10, AND THAT'S AWESOME! 40 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:39,699 'CAUSE IMMIGRANTS NEED MONEY! WHOO-HOO! 41 00:01:39,765 --> 00:01:41,434 METRO NORTH'S HUDSON RIVER LINE RULES! 42 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,136 I'M SAVING $5.00 ON A MONTHLY PASS. 43 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,038 AND SOMEBODY SMELLS! WHOO-HOO! 44 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:45,905 WHOO-HOO! 45 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:46,840 MOM'S MASHED POTATOES ARE THE GREATEST! 46 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:47,973 THERE'S SOME CARROTS AND PEAS IN THERE, TOO! 47 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,375 MOM AND DAD AREN'T FIGHTING TONIGHT, AND THAT'S AWESOME! 48 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,444 I ALREADY FINISHED MY HOMEWORK. THAT ROCKS! WHOO-HOO! 49 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:52,912 WHOO-HOO! I'M ALL TUCKED IN TO BED 50 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:55,682 AND I SAID MY NIGHTLY PRAYERS 'CAUSE GOD IS AWESOME! 51 00:01:55,747 --> 00:01:56,649 WHOO-HOO! 52 00:01:56,716 --> 00:01:58,283 AND NOW I'M GONNA DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP 'CAUSE... 53 00:01:58,351 --> 00:01:59,219 I'M DREAMING... 54 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,488 I GOTTA...WHOO-HOO. 55 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:03,623 GOTTA...GO TO BED... 56 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,291 WHOO-HOO. 57 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:06,526 WHOO. 58 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:07,160 HOO. 59 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:09,362 - MORE BUTTER! MORE BUTTER! 60 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:11,431 MORE BUTTER! OH, YEAH! YEAH! 61 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:12,499 GIVE IT, GIVE IT, GIVE IT! 62 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,567 I GOTTA PUT IT IN MY-- 63 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:17,270 [GRUNTING] 64 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:20,039 OH, YEAH, BUTTER! 65 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:22,642 [GURGLING] 66 00:02:23,776 --> 00:02:25,978 [ROARS] 67 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:27,680 - EXCUSE ME, BUT IF YOUR PEOPLE 68 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:29,616 BUILT THIS WALL TO KEEP KING KONG OUT, 69 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,784 WELL THEN WHY BUILD A DOOR LARGE ENOUGH 70 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:33,353 FOR HIM TO GET THROUGH? 71 00:02:33,418 --> 00:02:35,922 [SNARLS] 72 00:02:41,793 --> 00:02:42,662 FOR THAT MATTER, 73 00:02:42,728 --> 00:02:44,097 KONG IS A GIANT MONKEY. 74 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:47,100 WHY COULDN'T HE JUST CLIMB OVER THE WALL? 75 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:49,202 [ROARING] 76 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:50,937 - [SCREAMING] 77 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,305 - THE NEW FALL TV SEASON IS STARTING, 78 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:55,608 AND "THE INSIDER" HAS THE SCOOP ON ALL THE NEW SERIES. 79 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,076 P.S. TO THE COMPETITION: 80 00:02:57,143 --> 00:02:58,211 GO [BLEEP] YOURSELVES. 81 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:00,780 THIS YEAR'S "AMAZING RACE" WILL BE MORE AMAZING THAN EVER 82 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:03,950 NOW THAT RELIGIOUS DEITIES ARE JOINING THE ACTION. 83 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,886 - OH, JESUS, PLEASE HELP US! 84 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:08,388 JESUS! 85 00:03:08,454 --> 00:03:09,188 - I'M HERE. 86 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:11,457 I'VE BROUGHT YOU A TIRE IRON, MY SON. 87 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:12,392 - PRAISE JESUS! 88 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:14,994 - MR. CHRIST, PLEASE HELP STEER THIS CAMEL. 89 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:15,995 - OH, LORD JESUS, 90 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:18,264 WE COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME CAB FARE. 91 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:18,965 - WHOO-HOO! 92 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,667 BUDDHA'S THE WAY TO GO, JACKASS! 93 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:22,969 - BUDDHA'S ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL! 94 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,771 - TIRED OF THEIR LIBERAL SHENANIGANS, 95 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:25,638 FOX OWNER RUPERT MURDOCH 96 00:03:25,704 --> 00:03:27,173 FIRED "SIMPSONS" CREATOR MATT GROENING 97 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:31,377 AND PROMISES SAME SHOW, BRAND NEW ATTITUDE THIS SEASON. 98 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:32,178 - MORNING, APU. 99 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:34,480 ONE ORDER OF FREEDOM FRIES, PLEASE. 100 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,683 - OH, FOR THE LOVE OF MY HEATHEN GOD. 101 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:39,519 THEY'RE CALLED FRENCH FRIES, YOU FAT, STUPID AMERICAN! 102 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:42,555 - DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY! DON'T MOVE! 103 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:44,223 - BUT-- 104 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,793 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! 105 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:47,560 - MMM. 106 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:48,628 I HOPE APU HAS LEARNED HIS LESSON. 107 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:51,164 - I AM SO SORRY I EVER DARED QUESTION 108 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:55,401 THE WISDOM AND STRENGTH OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 109 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:56,803 - DAMN STRAIGHT! 110 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:58,338 YEE-HAW! 111 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:01,307 - UH-OH. J-LO's NEW BEAU IS A NO-GO ON THE PHONO. 112 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:04,410 BUT TAKE IT FROM P.O., HER NEW LINE OF DAY-GLO FAYGO 113 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,212 WILL MAKE FANS SAY "HOO!" 114 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:07,513 AND NOW WE ENTER DAY 3 115 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,082 OF OUR KIRSTEN DUNST HEADACHE WATCH. 116 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:12,251 KIKI'S REPRESENTATIVES INSIDE THE MEGASTAR IS JUST FINE, 117 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:13,820 BUT EYEWITNESS ACCOUNTS SAY OTHERWISE. 118 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:16,623 - I SAW KIRSTEN DUNST IN THE DUTY-FREE STORE 119 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:18,257 BUYING TYLENOL-- 120 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:19,058 A LOT OF IT. 121 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,860 - EVEN MEDICAL EXPERTS AGREE. 122 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,562 - WELL, A HEADACHE COULD BE INDICATIVE 123 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:24,063 OF A FAILED MOVIE DEAL. 124 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,131 OR POSSIBLY A PREGNANCY! 125 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,899 - TIME NOW FOR CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS. 126 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:29,802 "DIFF'RENT STROKES" STAR CONRAD BAIN IS 82. 127 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:33,706 ADULT FILM STAR RON JEREMY IS 69. 128 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:37,310 AND COMEDY TRAILBLAZER FATTY ARBUCKLE IS 118, 129 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:40,213 AT LEAST HE WOULD BE IF HE WASN'T [BLEEP] WORM FOOD. 130 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,648 IN YOUR FACE, FATTY ARBUCKLE, 131 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:44,717 YOU FAT, FILTHY, [BLEEP], [BLEEP], [BLEEP], [BLEEP], 132 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:45,818 FAT [BLEEP] [BLEEP]! 133 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:47,887 FINALLY TONIGHT, THE FANS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR WEEKS 134 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:48,721 TO LEARN THE WINNER OF OUR 135 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,923 "WIN RUSSELL CROWE'S TRASH CONTEST." 136 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:54,394 THE GRAND PRIZE GOES TO MRS. CARMELITA CAYLO 137 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,329 OF NYACK, NEW YORK. 138 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:58,398 - OH, IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! 139 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:03,736 OH, OH! IT'S RUSSELL CROWE'S UNDERWEAR! 140 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:04,604 [SNIFFS] 141 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:08,307 OH, HALLELUJAH! 142 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:09,475 - WHOA! 143 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:13,479 HEY, HEY, HEY. A LITTLE HELP. 144 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:15,682 OH! 145 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:17,450 - LADIES, CAN I INTEREST YOU 146 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:19,886 IN SOME BIG BALLS? 147 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:23,122 - AW, I'M SO UGLY AND FAT! 148 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:25,525 - THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU. 149 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:28,094 - SO, WHO DOES WHAT NOW? 150 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:30,296 - HA HA HA! YUP. 151 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:32,298 I'M GONNA [BLEEP] THAT PIG. 152 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:34,367 HA HA. HERE I COME, BABY. 153 00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:36,969 [LAUGHING] 154 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:41,974 - TODAY, MY SON, 155 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:43,409 YOU WILL BECOME A MAN. 156 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,712 - YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO KILL, PAPA? 157 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:47,413 - NO, MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT. 158 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,183 I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU TO POOP ON THINGS. 159 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:50,983 - I'M READY, PAPA. 160 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:53,553 I HAD SPICY SAUSAGE FOR BREAKFAST. 161 00:05:53,619 --> 00:05:54,554 - OH, EXCELLENT. 162 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:58,758 NOW, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL MAKE YOUR BEST TARGET? 163 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,159 - HMM. 164 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:02,261 ON THAT MAN'S HEAD, PAPA? 165 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:03,262 - NO, SON. 166 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:05,198 NOW, THAT IS TOO OBVIOUS. 167 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:07,100 PICK AGAIN. 168 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:08,034 [BABY CRYING] 169 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,669 - IN THERE, PAPA? 170 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:10,803 - NO, MY SON. 171 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,205 FOR HE IS A CHILD, 172 00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:13,473 AND CHILDREN ARE INNOCENT. 173 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:14,273 [CAR APPROACHES] 174 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:17,610 - ON THE EXPENSIVE SPORTS CAR, PAPA? 175 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:18,711 - NO, NO. 176 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:19,612 FOR IT IS WHITE, 177 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:22,048 AND OUR POOP WOULD NOT SHOW UP WELL ON IT. 178 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,082 THINK HARDER, MY SON. 179 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,618 - HMM. 180 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:31,324 [GASPS] 181 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,592 IN THERE, PAPA. 182 00:06:32,658 --> 00:06:34,494 - YES, YES, MY SON! 183 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,528 EXCELLENT! EXCELLENT! 184 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:37,497 NOW, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO! 185 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,031 - OK. 186 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,468 [FART] 187 00:06:42,534 --> 00:06:44,370 [GULP] 188 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:45,738 [MAN SCREAMS] 189 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:47,907 DID I DO GOOD, PAPA? 190 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:48,975 - YES. 191 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:49,976 YES, MY SON. 192 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:52,478 YOU MADE ME VERY PROUD. 193 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:53,913 - AND COME ON! 194 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,048 I MEAN, THERE CAN'T JUST BE ONE KONG. 195 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:57,183 THERE'S GOT TO BE OTHERS. 196 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,384 - ♪ LA LA LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU ♪ 197 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:01,587 ♪ THAT'S NOT ANOTHER MONKEY CLIMBING OVER THE WALL, LA LA ♪ 198 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:05,024 - EXCUSE ME. - ASS! 199 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,726 - ONE SIDE. SMURFING THROUGH. 200 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:09,762 PAPA SMURF NEEDS TO SEE ME RIGHT AWAY. 201 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:11,264 OFFICIAL BUSINESS. 202 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:12,865 - DOUCHE. 203 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:14,734 - PAPA SMURF! PAPA SMURF! 204 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:16,669 I SMURFED HERE AS FAST AS I COULD. 205 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:20,540 - BRAINY, BAKER SMURF HAS BEEN MURDERED! 206 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,809 - BUT-BUT-BUT HOW?! 207 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:30,316 - UGH! 208 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:33,019 I WAS RIGHT ON THE VERGE FOR A WHILE, 209 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:36,255 BUT THEN SEEING YOU DO IT MADE ME... 210 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:37,123 UGH. 211 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,592 SOMEONE STUFFED BAKER WITH CREAM FILLING 212 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:40,793 UNTIL HE WAS READY TO BURST 213 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:44,130 THEN SMURFED HIM AT 350 DEGREES. 214 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:47,700 THIS COULD NOT BE MORE HORRIBLE. 215 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:52,905 I STAND CORRECTED. 216 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:53,739 - WHAT'S GOING ON, BRAINY? 217 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:57,476 - IT IS MY SOLEMN DUTY TO INFORM YOU 218 00:07:57,543 --> 00:08:01,013 THAT BAKER SMURF HAS BEEN SMURFED. 219 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,949 [ALL GASP] 220 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:04,350 MORE IMPORTANTLY, 221 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:07,153 PAPA SMURF HAS PLACED ME IN CHARGE 222 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,654 OF THE INVESTIGATION. 223 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:10,122 PAPA SMURF IS ALWAYS RIGHT, 224 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:15,228 AND PAPA SMURF KNOWS I'M THE MOST EDUCATED SMURF, SO IT-- 225 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,831 MOTHERSMURFER. 226 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:21,701 HOW DO I NEVER SEE THAT COMING? 227 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:25,671 YOU'RE THE MOST LIKELY SUSPECT, GARGAMEL. 228 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:26,706 - PREPOSTEROUS! 229 00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:30,509 I WANTED TO TURN SMURFS INTO GOLD, NOT KILL THEM. 230 00:08:30,576 --> 00:08:33,246 - I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO EAT THE SMURFS. 231 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:36,082 - ACTUALLY, I'VE NEVER BEEN ALL THAT CLEAR 232 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:36,982 ON MY MOTIVATIONS. 233 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:39,284 AT ANY RATE, I JUST GOT BACK FROM BRANSON, 234 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,318 SO MY ALIBI IS SOLID. 235 00:08:40,385 --> 00:08:43,522 - IF GARGAMEL DIDN'T DO IT, WHO DID? 236 00:08:43,588 --> 00:08:47,059 - BRAINY, THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER MURDER! 237 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:50,563 - [BLEEP] SMURFING [BLEEP]! 238 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,998 - OH! OH! OH! 239 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:53,833 THE COMB IS IN HIS-- 240 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:54,901 OH! 241 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:55,835 [GRUNTING] 242 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:57,937 AND--AND THE LIPSTICK IS-- 243 00:08:58,004 --> 00:08:59,005 AGH! 244 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:01,407 OH, I CAN'T LOOK! 245 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:02,275 WAIT A MINUTE, 246 00:09:02,341 --> 00:09:05,378 BAKER SMURF WAS A FAT-ASSED PIG IN LIFE. 247 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:06,145 [GASPS] 248 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,046 AND LOOK HOW HE DIED. 249 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:09,916 VANITY WAS A PRIMPING, PREENING PRETTY-BOY. 250 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:11,317 - GLUTTONY, VANITY. 251 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:16,756 - LAZY SMURF WAS HORRIFICALLY MUTILATED IN HIS BARCALOUNGER. 252 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:17,657 - SLOTH. 253 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:21,060 OUR KILLER IS MIMICKING THE 7 DEADLY SINS. 254 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:23,362 BUT WHAT SINS STILL REMAIN? 255 00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:25,665 - THE SIN OF LUST, FOR ONE. 256 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:26,532 - PAPA, BRAINY, 257 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:29,001 CHRONIC MASTURBATOR SMURF WAS JUST FOUND 258 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,369 WITH HIS WANG CHOPPED OFF 259 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,138 AND STUFFED UP HIS SMURF HOLE! 260 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:35,574 - BUT WE STILL DON'T HAVE ANY SUSPECTS. 261 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:36,575 - GO GET SMURFETTE. 262 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:39,178 MAYBE A LITTLE MASSAGE WILL HELP US CONCENTRATE. 263 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,513 - HAPPY ENDING? 264 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:42,315 - HAPPY ENDING. 265 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:45,251 - SMURFETTE? 266 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,819 HELLO? 267 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:49,488 [DOOR CREAKS] 268 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,125 SMURFETTE, ARE YOU HERE? 269 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:55,761 - HA HA HA. OH, BRAINY! HA HA. 270 00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:57,196 HI, BRAINY. 271 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,564 HA HA HA HA! 272 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:00,166 - OH, NO, JOKEY. 273 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:02,501 YOUR SICK SENSE OF HUMOR... 274 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:06,272 YOUR TOTAL DISREGARD FOR SMURF SAFETY... 275 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:10,710 YOUR "SE7EN" MOVIE TRADING CARD COLLECTION. 276 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,111 YOU'RE THE KILLER! 277 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,779 - I GOT YOU A PRESENT! 278 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:15,614 - WHAT'S IN THE BOX, JOKEY? 279 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:17,016 WHAT'S IN THE BOX? 280 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:19,352 - IT'S A SURPRISE! 281 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:21,654 HA HA HA. 282 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:22,788 - NO! 283 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:26,892 OH, SMURFETTE, NO! 284 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,527 - HA HA HA! 285 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:29,996 SURPRISE! 286 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,630 HA HA HA HA HA! 287 00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:34,100 - WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS WRONG WITH YOU? 288 00:10:34,165 --> 00:10:36,736 - [LAUGHING] 289 00:10:37,336 --> 00:10:38,571 - NICE WORK, BRAINY. 290 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:42,241 NOW WE JUST GOTTA FIND HER BODY. 291 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,276 - JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A HEADLESS CORPSE 292 00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:47,580 DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T HAVE SOME FUN, SMURFETTE. 293 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:49,382 [CHUCKLES] 294 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:52,184 [WALTZ MUSIC PLAYING] 295 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:00,893 [CHICKEN CLUCKING] 296 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,562 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 297 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:08,200 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 298 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:13,873 - BA-GAWK! 299 00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:15,441 - BOCK. 300 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:32,024 - STOOPID MONKEY.