1 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:05,305 ♪♪ 2 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:06,606 [ Thunder crashes ] 3 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,641 [ Theme music plays ] 4 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:12,312 ♪♪ 5 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,614 [ Whirring ] 6 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:18,551 ♪♪ 7 00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:20,754 Man: It's alive! [ Thunder rumbles ] 8 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:28,128 ♪♪ 9 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:30,397 [ Thunder crashes ] 10 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:38,438 ♪♪ 11 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:39,706 Tyrion Lannister, 12 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:42,108 if you are found guilty of poisoning your nephew, 13 00:00:42,175 --> 00:00:44,477 the king, you will die. 14 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,414 I demand a trial -- by trivia! 15 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,983 Who will partner with the dwarf? 16 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:53,386 I, Oberyn Martell, five-time Trivia Tuesdays champion 17 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:56,389 at Buds 'n' Suds, shall volunteer. 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,358 You have two minutes to answer all the questions. 19 00:00:58,425 --> 00:01:00,260 Tyrion, if you answer all of them correctly, 20 00:01:00,326 --> 00:01:01,561 you go free 21 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,930 with a Generael Elecktricke washer and dryer set. 22 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,433 Generael Elecktricke -- imagination at work. 23 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:08,067 Your time starts now! 24 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:11,037 Sandor Clegane's nickname for his penis. 25 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:12,405 The Hound! 26 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:14,507 The finger most people like in their butt is... 27 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,342 The little finger! His real name. 28 00:01:16,408 --> 00:01:18,211 Petyr Baelish! 29 00:01:18,277 --> 00:01:20,580 What the Night King says during sex. 30 00:01:20,646 --> 00:01:22,849 Shrinkage. It's cold! 31 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,783 Looks like you're out of time. 32 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:26,586 What? 33 00:01:26,652 --> 00:01:27,587 Ouchie! 34 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:29,889 Ow! 35 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:31,191 Ha! 36 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,559 Blade! 37 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:36,863 Ow! All right, Blade, you didn't kill me, 38 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:37,896 so what do you want? 39 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:40,300 Glad you asked. 40 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:42,301 Blade's Blades are top-tier knives 41 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:44,137 made from 100% stainless steel. 42 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:47,240 I'm sorry, you killed my best friend to sell me knives? 43 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:49,275 No, these knives sell themselves. 44 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:51,610 I'm offering you the chance to get a set of Blade's Blades 45 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:54,481 at a price so low... 46 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:56,449 not even I can beat it. 47 00:01:56,515 --> 00:01:58,051 [ Laughs ] 48 00:01:58,116 --> 00:01:59,185 Blade. 49 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:00,854 Listen, I'm gonna be real with you. 50 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,323 Being a vampire-hunter isn't paying the bills, so... 51 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:05,325 Prepare to die, Blade. 52 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:06,726 Put that gun down. 53 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,862 You brought a knife to a gun fight. 54 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:10,263 Block, block, block, block, block! 55 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,598 Ow. 56 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:14,734 Oh, it's not a knife, it's a Blade's Blade. 57 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:15,969 Not a single scratch on it. 58 00:02:16,035 --> 00:02:18,037 I'll buy two. Do you take Discover? 59 00:02:18,103 --> 00:02:20,306 Discover?! 60 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:22,175 Yeah, I take Discover. 61 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:25,712 Put me in, Coach. I want to play football. 62 00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:27,881 Rudy, no. You are too short! 63 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:31,618 Hey! Stop moving the plastic thing! 64 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:33,887 I'm not. This is scary. 65 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:35,622 I wish we never found that coupon 66 00:02:35,688 --> 00:02:37,924 for a free "o-wee-gee" board. 67 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:43,162 H-E-L-L-O... 68 00:02:43,228 --> 00:02:44,864 W? 69 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:49,135 Did the ghost just spell "hello" with a "W" on the end? 70 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:52,105 Oh, snap! He doesn't know how to spell?! 71 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:53,540 [ Both laugh ] 72 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:56,242 Hey -- hey, ghost, what do you want from us? 73 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:59,312 D-Y-E. 74 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:01,514 What? Did you just-- what?! 75 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:04,951 Dye? Like you want us to dye our hair? 76 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,853 This ghost is dumb. 77 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,288 [ Both laugh ] 78 00:03:08,353 --> 00:03:10,056 You fucking dumb ghost! 79 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:16,329 Both: "Hi. I'm not the ghost you were talking to, 80 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,965 but I tutor him. 81 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:24,704 The only way he'll grow is if he believes in himself, 82 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:29,475 and you guys aren't helping at all." 83 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:32,779 Ah, geez. And now I feel bad. 84 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:37,150 "Now I have to 'murdur' you both." 85 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:40,286 He spelled "murder" with two "U's"! 86 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:41,554 Mur-dur! Dur! 87 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:44,156 "I'm-a kill them. I'm a ghost, dur-dur!" 88 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:49,262 Mama says I'm smart! Whoo! 89 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:52,765 Ricola. 90 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:54,167 [ Gunfire ] 91 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,768 Halls, mother-fuckers! 92 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:58,204 Ricola... 93 00:03:58,271 --> 00:03:59,872 Tank, is Neo ready? 94 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:03,643 Almost. The martial arts upload is just about done. 95 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,812 I know kung fu. 96 00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:08,147 Good. We have to get back into the Matrix at once. 97 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:10,249 Not yet. I want to learn how to whistle. 98 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:11,651 We don't have time for that. 99 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,720 I'll be quick. Plug me back in. 100 00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:15,154 Neo? 101 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:18,057 [ Whistles melodically ] 102 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:21,226 Let's go. Humanity depends on us. 103 00:04:21,293 --> 00:04:22,996 I want to learn how to scat. 104 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:26,366 Why, Neo?! Plug me back in, Tank. 105 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,501 ♪ Skibbiddy boop, bop, a-doo-baddoo-doot ♪ 106 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:30,403 ♪ And I turn out the light We must go, Neo. 107 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:32,739 I want to learn how to make my eyebrows dance. 108 00:04:32,805 --> 00:04:35,141 Tank, plug me back in. 109 00:04:35,207 --> 00:04:36,342 Are you ready? 110 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:37,909 Once I learn to Hammer dance. 111 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:39,979 Please just kill me. 112 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:43,416 [ Whistling ] 113 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:46,653 ♪ Scatting to the left, and I scat to the right ♪ 114 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:48,287 ♪ A-ba-doo Impossible. 115 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:50,790 ♪♪ 116 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:52,258 ♪ Can't shoot this 117 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:55,028 He is the One. 118 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:57,430 Gross. What's wrong with your body? 119 00:04:57,497 --> 00:05:00,566 Well, one day, I swung over the swing set bars 120 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,602 and through an ill-defined chain of events, 121 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,771 became Inside-Out Boy! 122 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:07,140 Pssh! More like Geek-side-Out Boy. 123 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:09,842 [ Laughs ] Cheryl, you should write for "BoJack." 124 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:11,210 Yeah, I should. Oh! 125 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:12,445 Don't listen to them. 126 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:14,580 Your differences are what make you special. 127 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,183 [ Giggles ] 128 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,184 Oh, God! 129 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,585 Don't worry about that. 130 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,121 When I get an erection, my penis goes inward! 131 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:25,957 But you're right, I'm awesome because I'm Inside-Out Boy. 132 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:27,326 You're welcome! 133 00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:29,896 But don't lead with that innie-erection thing! 134 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:32,165 [ Techno-rock music playing ] 135 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:38,371 ♪♪ 136 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,106 Oh, is that an innie penis? 137 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,442 Yeah, I want to get in that innie penis. 138 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,777 Stick my fingers in that innie penis. 139 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,479 Oh, you like that, Daddy? 140 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,815 [ Cheering ] 141 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:50,183 Oh! 142 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:53,853 Yeah, I'm the most popular kid in the whole freakin'-- 143 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,593 Ew! You puked yourself right-side in. 144 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,528 So gross. Get out of here! 145 00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:04,964 Wait, wait! I'm Inside-Out Boy! 146 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,033 Not anymore. You're just like everyone else 147 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,434 with an outtie penis. 148 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:09,902 [ Crying ] 149 00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:12,638 Get out of here! 150 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:14,273 I got to be special! I got to! 151 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:15,675 I got to be special! 152 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,043 I got to be special! 153 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,845 Oh! 154 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:24,550 Here lies Inside-Out Boy, a freak who became unfreaked, 155 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:27,186 turning him into the dreaded regular freak. 156 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:28,287 I'm not a priest. 157 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:29,422 Amen. 158 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:33,459 [ Screaming ] 159 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:36,462 [ Classical music playing ] 160 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:42,468 ♪♪ 161 00:06:42,534 --> 00:06:46,973 "Zombies on Rollerskates" will return after these messages. 162 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:50,176 St. Francis High School needed help from above. 163 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,711 But little did they realize 164 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:54,947 they were going to get that help from below. 165 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:56,949 [ Laughs ] 166 00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:58,151 I'm the nun! 167 00:06:58,217 --> 00:07:00,086 From "The Conjuring 2" and "The Nun," 168 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,321 Valak is Sister Valak in 169 00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:04,557 "Sister Act 2: Back in the Valak." 170 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:06,092 ♪ Ooh, ooh 171 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,593 ♪ Ooh, ooh 172 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,128 Aaah! [ Screams ] [ Screams ] 173 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,364 Ahh. [ puff - puff - puff ] 174 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:13,599 ♪ Oh, when the saints From the diaphragm! 175 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:16,035 ♪ Go marching in Come on. Yeah! 176 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,738 The nun is happy! 177 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:21,574 ♪♪ 178 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:23,409 Surprise! 179 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:24,911 ♪ Oh, when the saints 180 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:29,715 I've never been so proud of children that I didn't murder. 181 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,517 Throughout her incredible journey, 182 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:32,885 you may even ask yourself 183 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,488 is Valak saving these inner-city kids, 184 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:38,291 or are these inner-city kids saving her? 185 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:40,593 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 186 00:07:40,659 --> 00:07:43,362 ♪ When the saints go marching in ♪ 187 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:47,767 "Sister Act 2: Back in the Valak." 188 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:50,069 It's two hours of this! 189 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:54,006 Wait, I don't even know your name! 190 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:56,442 How will I find you?! 191 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,344 Stop, you left your... 192 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,246 Valtrex prescription. 193 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:03,282 [ Gasps ] I knew we had a connection! 194 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:06,752 Narrator: Glooey McStickenstuff was just a mild-mannered bottle of glue 195 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:10,122 until one day, a truck carrying radioactive acid 196 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:14,327 crashed into a truck containing psychic asteroids. 197 00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:15,795 The resulting exposure to 198 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:17,964 radioactive psychic asteroid acid 199 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:22,235 transformed him into the hero known as Super Glue! 200 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:24,370 Oh, no! Help! 201 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,838 There's a run in my skirt! 202 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:28,040 How will I ever get a promotion with a shoddy skirt?! 203 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:29,108 Oh! 204 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,276 Have no fright. 205 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,978 Super Glue will make it right! 206 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:33,712 With just a pump of my tube... 207 00:08:33,779 --> 00:08:34,947 Hmm, sorry. 208 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,515 Sometimes my tip dries out and you got to force it. 209 00:08:37,582 --> 00:08:40,686 [ Groans ] 210 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:42,121 Oh, my God! 211 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,289 There you go. 212 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,390 Little-known fact -- 213 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,359 super glue can stop runs in clothing. 214 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:47,660 No need to thank me! 215 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:48,761 I will not. 216 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:50,329 Teflon: Super Glue?! 217 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:53,299 More like Super Ew! 218 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,635 Teflon, my archnemesis. 219 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,136 You should adhere to the law! 220 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,938 Your rap sheet is a mile long! 221 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:03,643 [ Laughs ] None of those charges will ever stick to Teflon! 222 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,745 What happens when an unstickable force 223 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:08,414 comes into contact with a super-adhesive object? 224 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:11,050 Find out next time on... 225 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:14,120 Oh. Never mind. It's trash. 226 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:16,022 You... just get trash. 227 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:18,157 Grandma Laurie, Michael Myers is coming! 228 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,493 We need to go. We're safe here, all right? 229 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:22,762 I've rigged this house to be ready for this day. 230 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,497 The permits were a bitch. 231 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:27,733 Hey, turkey butts, I'm all home alone in here. 232 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,003 So if you want me, you better come and get me. 233 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,407 Marv, look. Some guy is going up to the house. 234 00:09:34,473 --> 00:09:35,574 Rats, Harry. 235 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:38,477 We got to wait for the kid to be alone to break in. 236 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:42,281 Or we can go rob that house. 237 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:45,151 Let's do it! What could possibly go wrong? 238 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:47,053 Bright light! 239 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,322 Welcome back, Michael! Gun-cock. 240 00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:54,060 ♪♪ 241 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:55,461 [ Sizzle ] 242 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,396 [ Clang! ] 243 00:09:57,463 --> 00:10:00,266 I wouldn't come down the hall if I were you. 244 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:05,871 You better not follow me up these stairs. 245 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,606 Heads up. 246 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:10,443 Oh fuck! 247 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:11,978 [ Both screaming ] 248 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:15,047 This is such a freaky Friday. 249 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:18,384 Oh, I wish we could be trading places! 250 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,320 This place is full of true lies! 251 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:23,823 [ Both scream ] 252 00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:26,392 Down the stairs, like a fish called Wanda. 253 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,228 I shouldn't have eaten that case of Activia this morning. 254 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,997 That's not a hiding place. 255 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:33,232 It's a trap! [ Laughs ] 256 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,668 Marv, I wet myself. 257 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:36,769 Me too. 258 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:39,939 Now we really are the Wet Bandits. 259 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:41,273 [ Both scream ] 260 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:44,643 [ Choking ] 261 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:48,147 Ahhhh-ahh-ahhhhhhgh! 262 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:49,181 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 263 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:50,516 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 264 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,518 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 265 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:53,686 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 266 00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:55,021 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 267 00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:56,856 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 268 00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:57,857 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 269 00:10:57,923 --> 00:10:59,191 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk 270 00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:01,193 ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪ 271 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,029 Ba-gawk! Bawk. 272 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,233 Stupid Monkey.