1 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:11,444 ♪♪ 2 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:12,946 [ Laughs ] 3 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:16,783 ♪♪ 4 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,051 [ Clicks ] 5 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:23,823 ♪♪ 6 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:25,892 Man: It's alive! 7 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:33,733 ♪♪ 8 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,402 [ Laughter ] 9 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:40,173 ♪♪ 10 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,941 [ Laughter ] 11 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:45,779 Ah, man, shut the door! Okay. 12 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:48,014 Oh, man, there's so many zombies. 13 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:49,916 Oh, shit! Grab the shotgun. 14 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,084 Wait, no, don't! 15 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,052 [ Glass shatters ] 16 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:55,121 [ Pop! ] Huh? What? 17 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,524 Aw, no! Today's April Fools' Day. 18 00:00:57,590 --> 00:00:58,858 I was going to prank you guys. 19 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:01,027 What kind of prank involves a shotgun? 20 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:02,962 I don't know, a gun prank? 21 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:04,431 Run! 22 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:06,699 We can hide in the closet! Wait, don't! 23 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:09,502 [ Grunts, groans ] 24 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,137 [ Screams ] 25 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:14,941 Marcus, April foo-- I'm such an asshole. 26 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:17,644 Kyle, is this whole house filled with pranks?! 27 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:18,878 I am so sorry. 28 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:21,514 [ Gasps, panting ] Whoa. [ Hinge creaks ] 29 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,015 [ Boing! ] Aah! [ Grunts ] 30 00:01:23,082 --> 00:01:24,751 [ Screams ] 31 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,487 Oh, God! I am the April Fool! 32 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:29,189 It was me all along! 33 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:31,157 [ Groans ] 34 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:34,027 I taste hamburger. 35 00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:35,895 You told me these kids were vegan. 36 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:38,565 April Fools. 37 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:39,933 You're a dick. 38 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:42,702 We will now witness Tyrion Lannister's 39 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,537 trial by combat. 40 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:47,539 Fighting for the king, The Mountain! 41 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,276 Fighting on Tyrion's behalf... 42 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:51,811 that guy. [ Squeaks ] 43 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,214 [ Growls ] 44 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,515 [ Squeaking ] 45 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:58,818 ♪♪ 46 00:01:58,884 --> 00:02:00,420 [ Growls ] 47 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:02,355 [ Squeaking loudly ] 48 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,224 Looks like a draw to me, Father. 49 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:09,062 [ Groans ] Too many Appletinis last night. 50 00:02:09,127 --> 00:02:13,166 Where am I? And what did I put my solid snake in? 51 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:16,236 Shit. Alright, just remember your training. 52 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,204 Crawl. [ Barks ] 53 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:20,373 Chihuahua? [ Spy music plays ] 54 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:24,010 Tranq gun. Bang, bang, sleepy. 55 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:27,313 [ Gasps ] 56 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:32,218 Where's the exit? The front door is located here. 57 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:33,553 Woman: Snake? Huh? 58 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,288 Sleeper hold. 59 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:37,055 Snake? Snake? 60 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:39,492 Decoy. Huh? 61 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:41,828 What is this inflatable shit? [ Groans ] 62 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:45,298 ♪♪ 63 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:46,432 There you are. 64 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,735 Do you want to have brunch with my girlfriends? 65 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:51,004 ♪♪ 66 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:54,240 [ Sighs deeply ] Where's my suicide pill when I need it? 67 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:56,676 Alright, my Smurfs, 68 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:58,077 we need a new song 69 00:02:58,144 --> 00:02:59,978 about raking up acorns! 70 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,147 [ Bird cries ] 71 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,916 ♪♪ 72 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:06,085 Oh, no! 73 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:12,325 ♪♪ 74 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:15,862 You landed on Boardwalk. Pay up, bitch. 75 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,764 Announcer: Do you love Monopoly but wish it addressed 76 00:03:17,829 --> 00:03:20,133 the historical pay disparity between men and women? 77 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:22,936 What? Then meet Ms. Monopoly. 78 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:25,038 Gender pay gap? Not on my watch. 79 00:03:25,103 --> 00:03:26,272 But I was winning! 80 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:27,774 And now you can win in the corporate world 81 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,943 without having to spread your legs. 82 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:31,411 This is a children's game. 83 00:03:31,477 --> 00:03:34,614 It's never too early to level the corporate playing field. 84 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,317 What?! In Ms. Monopoly, 85 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,719 girls start with more money than the boys. 86 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:42,021 No hand jobs in the copy room necessary. 87 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:43,856 Where's the racecar? Where's the dog? 88 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:46,926 I've replaced the phallic game pieces with tokens 89 00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:49,195 representing the female corporate journey. 90 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:51,397 A journal, a hand weight, a wineglass. 91 00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:54,167 Don't like it? Shove it up your chauvinist ass! 92 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,902 But I'm always the dog. 93 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:59,472 Honey, with Ms. Monopoly you could break the glass ceiling 94 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:02,342 without sitting up and begging to blow the boss. 95 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:05,945 [ Cries ] Mother: I got your glass ceiling right here. 96 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:09,582 Little tip. Never blow your boss. 97 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:11,351 Why are you assuming my boss is a man? 98 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,853 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 99 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,890 Were you always this magic, Mike? 100 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:21,661 Announcer: Performing a series of illusions for us tonight, Magic Mike! 101 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:23,730 [ Cheers and applause ] 102 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:25,698 [ Booing ] Boo, you suck! 103 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,200 Show us your dick! 104 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:29,502 Audience: [ Chanting ] Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat! 105 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:32,338 [ Cries ] You don't deserve my gift. 106 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:35,675 Bananas, America sure is a land of opportunity. 107 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,477 I'm done with this one. Yoink! 108 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:38,911 I am minding my own business. 109 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:42,615 Whoa! I seem to be caught in some form of comedy. 110 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:43,983 Don't let me be a bother, gentlemen. 111 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:45,885 I am only caught up in a bit of comedy. 112 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,454 Ah, this is the zoo what added a gorilla exhibit. 113 00:04:48,521 --> 00:04:51,157 The comedy approaches a crescendo, I suspect. 114 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,126 And, end with a flourish. 115 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:56,696 My, what a perfectly realized bit of timeless comedy. 116 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:58,698 [ Laughs, screams ] [ Growls ] 117 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:00,099 [ Rapid gunfire ] 118 00:05:04,203 --> 00:05:06,039 Satine, we saved the Moulin Rouge 119 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:07,440 and can finally be together. 120 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:09,776 [ Coughs ] I have consumption. 121 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:13,112 I've known for a few months. That's tuberculosis! 122 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:14,480 That's highly contagious. 123 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:16,215 We've been hooking up since April. 124 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:18,317 I love you and I'm dead. 125 00:05:18,384 --> 00:05:20,553 Has anyone invented penicillin yet? 126 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:22,955 [ Banging on door ] 127 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:25,491 You no pay rent, Linda. You get out! 128 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:28,161 Please, Mr. Cookie, I have no place to go. 129 00:05:28,227 --> 00:05:30,530 You evicted. You go now. 130 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:33,499 You're a monster! [ Sobs ] 131 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:35,301 Me know. Me know. 132 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,572 Yo Gabba Gabba -- What the fuck?! 133 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:44,077 Hell no! Where's Muno? Foofa? Toodee? Brobee? Plex? 134 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:46,512 I must have grabbed the wrong suitcase at the park. 135 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:47,947 You got the money? Yeah. 136 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,515 You got the stuff? [ Boing! ] 137 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:51,284 What are those things? Where's my powder? 138 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:52,952 Pow! Pow! 139 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,155 [ Vehicle door closes, tires squeal ] 140 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:58,024 ♪ What is death, why do people die? ♪ 141 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,826 ♪ It's one of life's unanswered questions ♪ 142 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:01,360 ♪ And no one knows why 143 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:03,629 ♪ You can die today and you could die anywhere ♪ 144 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,531 ♪ Like that guy, whose ear is here ♪ 145 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:07,767 ♪ But his teeth are over there ♪ 146 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:08,868 What's up, fellas? 147 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:10,903 I've been looking for you guys everywhere. 148 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:12,538 Oh, good, there's my suitcase. 149 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:14,674 Now I can give this cornstarch back to its right-- 150 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,509 [ Tires screech ] Ka-boom! 151 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:18,344 [ Engine revs ] 152 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:23,282 DJ Lance? 153 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,552 DJ Lance? 154 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,724 DJ Lance? 155 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:33,626 DJ Lance? 156 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:35,461 DJ Lance? 157 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:37,463 DJ Lance? 158 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:38,698 DJ Lance? 159 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,335 Goliath, I can't wait any longer. 160 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:43,770 I want to make love to you. 161 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:45,371 Elisa, the hour is late. 162 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,373 If the sun were to rise during the sex, 163 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,543 my prodigious rock appendage would likely tear you in two. 164 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:53,412 I'm starting to think you're not packing any heat 165 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:55,782 under that comically oversized loincloth! 166 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:57,817 You're too good a cop, Elisa. 167 00:06:57,884 --> 00:07:00,253 It's true. I have no penis. 168 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:02,255 One night, long ago while I slept, 169 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:04,924 Xanatos chiseled it off. 170 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:07,426 I don't care. I love you. 171 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:10,163 Wow. You are quite a woman. 172 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:12,498 Jesus, are you fucking my tail? 173 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:14,367 Have you ever heard the word consent? 174 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:16,736 Oh, no. It's happening. I'm going to stone. 175 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:20,173 Oh, yeah. This is going to work out just fi-- 176 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:22,008 Aah! [ Roof crumbles ] 177 00:07:22,975 --> 00:07:25,011 Ooh, I'm sorry, Mr. David, 178 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:28,748 but your reservation was for 7:00 and it's now 7:15. 179 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,716 That's not on me. I was here at 7:00, 180 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,084 but parking was a nightmare. 181 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:33,853 You got to give me that 15-minute leeway. 182 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,221 It's a leeway deal. 183 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,089 That's not how the world works, sir. 184 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:38,291 Well, the world would be a lot better 185 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:39,659 if there were places to park. 186 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:42,595 Maybe we need half as many people on the planet. 187 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:43,896 Hmm. 188 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,465 No leeway. They gotta give you the leeway. 189 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:48,701 I'd be furious, if not for my new 190 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,770 UNTUCKit shirts button-down 191 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:53,272 but designed to be worn untucked. 192 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:55,675 You know what? I can't believe how good it looks. 193 00:07:55,741 --> 00:07:59,412 Weird thing to say about a shirt, but I love it. Jeff? 194 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:02,648 Turning to ash. What's all this dust? 195 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:05,351 Thanos snapped half of humanity out of existence 196 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,086 based on your parking rant. 197 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,521 First of all, you said you were going to 198 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:11,023 be here at 4:00 and you got here at 4:00. 199 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:13,259 With more people, you wouldn't have found parking 200 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,162 till at least 4:15. Ah, can it, Bernie. 201 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,930 We would have just left 15 minutes earlier. 202 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,166 I'm actually not offended by the Bernie comparison. 203 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,134 Played him on "SNL," made a few bucks. 204 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:24,036 Great bucks? Eh, okay bucks. 205 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:26,239 You know Lorne. You ever been on "SNL," Stark? 206 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:30,076 Nah, Stark's too big. Stark's a big boy. 207 00:08:30,142 --> 00:08:31,878 [ Sighs ] If we want to defeat our enemies, 208 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:34,347 we'll need your power, the power to annoy people 209 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:36,115 so much they just give up. 210 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,750 How's the parking? Is there a pass? 211 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,552 I'm going to need an assigned spot. 212 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:41,087 Now, we go back in time 213 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:44,123 and collect all the Infinity Stones. 214 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,525 Hey, you want my opinion? Too many Avengers. 215 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,127 I can't remember all these names. 216 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,896 Also some of you are gods, 217 00:08:49,962 --> 00:08:52,031 one of you is good at gym-class archery. 218 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,667 It's uneven. I don't want to go anymore. 219 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,769 [ Whoosh ] 220 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:58,804 If you want the soul stone, 221 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:02,842 you'll have to sacrifice something you love. 222 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:05,444 What are you, nuts? Not my UNTUCKit shirt! 223 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:07,546 You keep saying how much you love it. 224 00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:08,948 Just get another shirt. 225 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:11,617 The guy who started the company turned to dust. 226 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,552 You're so annoying! 227 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:15,388 I give up! No! 228 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:18,591 You're supposed to use your power on the bad guys! 229 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:20,927 But my bad might be your good. 230 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:22,728 Who's good for me might -- 231 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:26,098 Ugh, how can you work with this man? 232 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:27,300 Auf wiedersehen. 233 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:28,367 Is Red Man the villain? 234 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:29,702 Seemed kind of like a Nazi. 235 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:32,004 Larry, I think you're a villain. 236 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,739 And I think archery is not a sport. 237 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:36,108 Ah, we're at an impasse, but I'm okay with it. 238 00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:39,612 [ Blows landing, grunting, heroic music plays ] 239 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:45,184 ♪♪ 240 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,487 Larry, God damn it, hand the gauntlet to Scarlet Witch! 241 00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:50,089 Who are all these people? 242 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,958 Just run, you whiny asshole. 243 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:56,395 Aah! My UNTUCKit shirt! No! 244 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:58,731 I got to get the stain out before it sets! 245 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,733 Avengers: Larry! Larry! 246 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,536 Man: Oh, no! Thanos has all the stones! Oh, yeah. It's working. 247 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:05,504 It's working. It's working. It's working! Oh, but Iron Man tripped him 248 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,006 and now he's got all the stones. 249 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,675 Iron Man: I am Iron Man! 250 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:11,210 Man: Oh, my God, it worked! 251 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:16,082 -But Iron Man is dead. -There we go. No more stain. 252 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:21,887 [ Melancholy music plays ] 253 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:25,691 Wow, parking was a nightmare. So which one of you died again? 254 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,693 Scarlet Witch of the West, Fish Oil Man? 255 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,062 Damn it, Larry, you're 15 minutes late. 256 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:33,132 Where's the leeway? 257 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:41,707 ♪♪ 258 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:50,316 ♪♪ 259 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:58,891 ♪♪ 260 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,893 DJ Lance? 261 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,995 DJ Lance? 262 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:04,597 DJ Lance? 263 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,302 DJ Lance? 264 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,038 [ Monkey chatters ] Man: Stupid monkey! 265 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,173 [ Chatters ] [ Boing! ] [ Hand clap ]