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♪♪
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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[ Clicks ]
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♪♪
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Man: It's alive!
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]
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Ah, man, shut the door!
Okay.
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Oh, man,
there's so many zombies.
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Oh, shit!
Grab the shotgun.
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Wait, no, don't!
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[ Glass shatters ]
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[ Pop! ]
Huh? What?
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Aw, no! Today's
April Fools' Day.
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I was going to
prank you guys.
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What kind of prank
involves a shotgun?
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I don't know,
a gun prank?
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Run!
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We can hide in the closet!
Wait, don't!
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[ Grunts, groans ]
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[ Screams ]
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Marcus, April foo--
I'm such an asshole.
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Kyle, is this whole house
filled with pranks?!
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I am so sorry.
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[ Gasps, panting ] Whoa.
[ Hinge creaks ]
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[ Boing! ]
Aah! [ Grunts ]
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[ Screams ]
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Oh, God!
I am the April Fool!
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It was me all along!
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[ Groans ]
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I taste hamburger.
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You told me these kids
were vegan.
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April Fools.
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You're a dick.
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We will now witness
Tyrion Lannister's
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trial by combat.
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Fighting for the king,
The Mountain!
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Fighting
on Tyrion's behalf...
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that guy.
[ Squeaks ]
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[ Growls ]
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[ Squeaking ]
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♪♪
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[ Growls ]
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[ Squeaking loudly ]
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Looks like
a draw to me, Father.
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[ Groans ]
Too many Appletinis last night.
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Where am I? And what did I
put my solid snake in?
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Shit. Alright,
just remember your training.
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Crawl.
[ Barks ]
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Chihuahua?
[ Spy music plays ]
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Tranq gun.
Bang, bang, sleepy.
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[ Gasps ]
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Where's the exit?
The front door
is located here.
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Woman: Snake?
Huh?
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Sleeper hold.
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Snake? Snake?
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Decoy.
Huh?
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What is this inflatable shit?
[ Groans ]
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♪♪
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There you are.
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Do you want to have brunch
with my girlfriends?
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♪♪
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[ Sighs deeply ]
Where's my suicide pill
when I need it?
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Alright, my Smurfs,
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we need a new song
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about raking up acorns!
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[ Bird cries ]
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♪♪
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Oh, no!
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♪♪
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You landed on Boardwalk.
Pay up, bitch.
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Announcer:
Do you love Monopoly
but wish it addressed
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the historical pay disparity
between men and women?
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What?
Then meet Ms. Monopoly.
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Gender pay gap?
Not on my watch.
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But I was winning!
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And now you can win
in the corporate world
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without having
to spread your legs.
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This is
a children's game.
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It's never too early to level
the corporate playing field.
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What?!
In Ms. Monopoly,
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girls start with
more money than the boys.
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No hand jobs
in the copy room necessary.
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Where's the racecar?
Where's the dog?
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I've replaced the phallic
game pieces with tokens
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representing the female
corporate journey.
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A journal, a hand weight,
a wineglass.
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Don't like it?
Shove it up your chauvinist ass!
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But I'm always the dog.
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Honey, with Ms. Monopoly you
could break the glass ceiling
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without sitting up
and begging to blow the boss.
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[ Cries ]
Mother: I got your
glass ceiling right here.
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Little tip.
Never blow your boss.
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Why are you assuming
my boss is a man?
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Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
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Were you always this
magic, Mike?
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Announcer:
Performing a series of illusions
for us tonight, Magic Mike!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Booing ]
Boo, you suck!
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Show us your dick!
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Audience: [ Chanting ]
Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat!
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[ Cries ]
You don't deserve my gift.
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Bananas, America sure
is a land of opportunity.
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I'm done with this one.
Yoink!
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I am minding
my own business.
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Whoa! I seem to be caught
in some form of comedy.
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Don't let me be a bother,
gentlemen.
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I am only caught up
in a bit of comedy.
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Ah, this is the zoo
what added a gorilla exhibit.
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The comedy approaches
a crescendo, I suspect.
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And, end with a flourish.
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My, what a perfectly realized
bit of timeless comedy.
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[ Laughs, screams ]
[ Growls ]
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[ Rapid gunfire ]
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Satine, we saved
the Moulin Rouge
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and can finally be together.
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[ Coughs ]
I have consumption.
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I've known for a few months.
That's tuberculosis!
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That's highly contagious.
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We've been hooking up
since April.
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I love you and I'm dead.
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Has anyone
invented penicillin yet?
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[ Banging on door ]
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You no pay rent, Linda.
You get out!
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Please, Mr. Cookie,
I have no place to go.
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You evicted.
You go now.
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You're a monster!
[ Sobs ]
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Me know. Me know.
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Yo Gabba Gabba --
What the fuck?!
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Hell no! Where's Muno?
Foofa? Toodee? Brobee? Plex?
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I must have grabbed
the wrong suitcase at the park.
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You got the money?
Yeah.
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You got the stuff?
[ Boing! ]
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What are those things?
Where's my powder?
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Pow! Pow!
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[ Vehicle door closes,
tires squeal ]
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♪ What is death,
why do people die? ♪
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♪ It's one of life's
unanswered questions ♪
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♪ And no one knows why
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♪ You can die today
and you could die anywhere ♪
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♪ Like that guy,
whose ear is here ♪
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♪ But his teeth
are over there ♪
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What's up, fellas?
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I've been looking
for you guys everywhere.
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Oh, good,
there's my suitcase.
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Now I can give this cornstarch
back to its right--
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[ Tires screech ]
Ka-boom!
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[ Engine revs ]
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DJ Lance?
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DJ Lance?
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DJ Lance?
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DJ Lance?
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DJ Lance?
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DJ Lance?
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DJ Lance?
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Goliath,
I can't wait any longer.
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I want to make love to you.
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Elisa, the hour is late.
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If the sun were to rise
during the sex,
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my prodigious rock appendage
would likely tear you in two.
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I'm starting to think
you're not packing any heat
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under that comically
oversized loincloth!
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You're too good
a cop, Elisa.
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It's true.
I have no penis.
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One night,
long ago while I slept,
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Xanatos chiseled it off.
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I don't care.
I love you.
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Wow.
You are quite a woman.
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Jesus,
are you fucking my tail?
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Have you ever heard
the word consent?
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Oh, no. It's happening.
I'm going to stone.
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Oh, yeah. This is going
to work out just fi--
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Aah!
[ Roof crumbles ]
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Ooh, I'm sorry,
Mr. David,
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but your reservation was for
7:00 and it's now 7:15.
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That's not on me.
I was here at 7:00,
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but parking was
a nightmare.
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You got to give me
that 15-minute leeway.
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It's a leeway deal.
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That's not how
the world works, sir.
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Well, the world would be
a lot better
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if there were
places to park.
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Maybe we need half
as many people on the planet.
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Hmm.
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No leeway.
They gotta give you
the leeway.
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I'd be furious,
if not for my new
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UNTUCKit shirts
button-down
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but designed to be
worn untucked.
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You know what? I can't believe
how good it looks.
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Weird thing to say about a
shirt, but I love it. Jeff?
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Turning to ash.
What's all this dust?
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Thanos snapped half of humanity
out of existence
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based on your parking rant.
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First of all,
you said you were going to
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be here at 4:00
and you got here at 4:00.
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With more people,
you wouldn't have found parking
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till at least 4:15.
Ah, can it, Bernie.
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We would have just left
15 minutes earlier.
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I'm actually not offended
by the Bernie comparison.
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Played him on "SNL,"
made a few bucks.
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Great bucks?
Eh, okay bucks.
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You know Lorne.
You ever been on "SNL," Stark?
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Nah, Stark's too big.
Stark's a big boy.
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[ Sighs ] If we want
to defeat our enemies,
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we'll need your power,
the power to annoy people
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so much they just give up.
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How's the parking?
Is there a pass?
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I'm going to need
an assigned spot.
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Now, we go back in time
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and collect
all the Infinity Stones.
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Hey, you want my opinion?
Too many Avengers.
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I can't remember
all these names.
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Also some of you are gods,
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one of you is good
at gym-class archery.
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It's uneven.
I don't want to go anymore.
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[ Whoosh ]
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If you want the soul stone,
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you'll have to sacrifice
something you love.
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What are you, nuts?
Not my UNTUCKit shirt!
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You keep saying
how much you love it.
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Just get another shirt.
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The guy who started
the company turned to dust.
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You're so annoying!
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I give up!
No!
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You're supposed to use
your power on the bad guys!
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But my bad
might be your good.
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Who's good for me
might --
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Ugh, how can you
work with this man?
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Auf wiedersehen.
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Is Red Man the villain?
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Seemed kind of
like a Nazi.
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Larry,
I think you're a villain.
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And I think archery
is not a sport.
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Ah, we're at an impasse,
but I'm okay with it.
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[ Blows landing, grunting,
heroic music plays ]
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♪♪
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Larry, God damn it, hand the
gauntlet to Scarlet Witch!
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Who are all these people?
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Just run, you whiny asshole.
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Aah!
My UNTUCKit shirt! No!
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I got to get the stain out
before it sets!
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Avengers: Larry! Larry!
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Man: Oh, no!
Thanos has all the stones!
Oh, yeah. It's working.
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It's working. It's working.
It's working!
Oh, but Iron Man
tripped him
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and now he's got
all the stones.
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Iron Man:
I am Iron Man!
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Man:
Oh, my God, it worked!
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-But Iron Man is dead.
-There we go. No more stain.
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Wow, parking was a nightmare.
So which one of you died again?
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Scarlet Witch of the West,
Fish Oil Man?
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Damn it, Larry,
you're 15 minutes late.
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Where's the leeway?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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DJ Lance?
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DJ Lance?
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DJ Lance?
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DJ Lance?
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[ Monkey chatters ]
Man: Stupid monkey!
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