WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:9000 00:00:04.971 --> 00:00:08.675 line:79% position:10% size:38% align:start [THUNDER] >> HEE HEE HEE! 00:00:08.742 --> 00:00:18.718 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start [WHIRRING] >> IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:18.785 --> 00:00:35.468 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start [WHIRRING] >> IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:35.535 --> 00:00:38.972 line:79% position:45% size:70% [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 00:00:39.038 --> 00:00:40.874 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> "ROBOT CHICKEN" SMILEY MEALS? 00:00:40.940 --> 00:00:42.242 line:85% position:30% size:38% ALL RIGHT, MOM! 00:00:42.308 --> 00:00:45.211 line:79% position:50% size:80% >> YOU'RE SITTING IN THAT CHAIR UNTIL YOU FINISH ALL YOUR FRIES. 00:00:45.278 --> 00:00:47.113 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start >> THAT'S RIGHT, CORPORATE AMERICA. 00:00:47.180 --> 00:00:50.083 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start "ROBOT CHICKEN" IS READY TO SELL OUT. 00:00:50.150 --> 00:00:53.186 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> THIS HUMPING ROBOT BACK MASSAGER REALLY HITS THE SPOT. 00:00:53.253 --> 00:00:54.954 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> AVAILABLE FOR PARTIES. 00:00:55.021 --> 00:00:56.423 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! 00:00:56.489 --> 00:00:58.324 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! 00:00:58.391 --> 00:01:00.326 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> FIRST WORDS! 00:01:00.393 --> 00:01:02.695 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> AVAILABLE FOR MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES. 00:01:02.762 --> 00:01:05.398 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start >> SUCCESSFUL OFFICE SYNERGY MEANS BREAKING DOWN THE PARADIGM 00:01:05.465 --> 00:01:08.868 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start BETWEEN THE CAN-DO CHICKADEES AND THE CAN'T CROWS. 00:01:08.935 --> 00:01:11.070 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> I'VE BEEN MOTIVATED BY HIS SPEECH. 00:01:11.137 --> 00:01:13.706 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start >> AVAILABLE FOR ESCORT AND PERSONAL MASSAGE. 00:01:13.773 --> 00:01:16.276 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start [DOORBELL RINGS] >> MADAME, ARE YOU READY TO 00:01:16.342 --> 00:01:17.510 line:85% position:23% size:23% LEVEL UP? 00:01:17.577 --> 00:01:18.411 line:85% position:18% size:13% WHEE! 00:01:18.478 --> 00:01:20.647 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> AVAILABLE FOR MERCHANDISING. 00:01:20.713 --> 00:01:25.985 line:79% position:50% size:73% >> WITH MY OFFICIAL EAGLE EYE SMITH BB GUN, I'M A CHAMPION. 00:01:26.052 --> 00:01:27.220 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> MY EYE! 00:01:27.287 --> 00:01:29.589 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> AWESOME! 00:01:29.656 --> 00:01:32.091 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> NOW, THAT'S A DOUCHE I CAN TRUST. 00:01:32.158 --> 00:01:35.462 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start >> "ROBOT CHICKEN"--WE'RE READY TO SELL OUT. 00:01:35.528 --> 00:01:38.665 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start >> THIS PEACE TREATY WILL FINALLY END THE VIOLENCE BETWEEN 00:01:38.731 --> 00:01:41.334 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start THE ISRAELI AND THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE. 00:01:41.401 --> 00:01:43.203 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> MR. PRIME MINISTER, LET US SIGN. 00:01:43.269 --> 00:01:44.370 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> ♪ WANT A FANTA? 00:01:44.437 --> 00:01:47.207 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start DON'T YOU WANT A FANTA? ♪ >> WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON 00:01:47.273 --> 00:01:48.374 line:85% position:18% size:13% HERE? 00:01:48.441 --> 00:01:50.477 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT THOSE GIRLS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY. 00:01:50.543 --> 00:01:54.047 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start >> ♪ FANTA IS NECTAR OF THE GODS SO LET'S NOT DECLARE JIHAD 00:01:54.113 --> 00:01:56.950 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start FANTA HELPS YOU KEEP COMPOSURE THERE'S NO PORK, YOU JEWS 00:01:57.016 --> 00:01:59.586 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start IT'S KOSHER FANTA TASTES SO MEDIOCRE 00:01:59.652 --> 00:02:09.095 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start LET'S PLAY GAZA STRIP POKER ♪ >> WOW, THOSE FANTANAS WERE 00:02:09.162 --> 00:02:11.064 line:85% position:38% size:55% REALLY SOMETHING ELSE. 00:02:11.131 --> 00:02:13.066 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> HEY, WHERE'S THE TREATY? 00:02:13.132 --> 00:02:14.667 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> WHERE'S MY WALLET? 00:02:14.734 --> 00:02:16.636 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> AND WHERE ARE MY PANTS? 00:02:16.703 --> 00:02:21.241 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> SO...ARE YOU GONNA RAPE ME TONIGHT? 00:02:21.307 --> 00:02:22.408 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> I HAVE A HEADACHE. 00:02:22.475 --> 00:02:24.811 line:85% position:30% size:38% LEAVE ME ALONE. 00:02:24.878 --> 00:02:26.813 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> FINE. 00:02:26.880 --> 00:02:29.082 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> BE GOOD. 00:02:29.148 --> 00:02:32.151 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> GOOD-BYE, E.T. 00:02:32.218 --> 00:02:35.321 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> E.T. HOME. 00:02:35.388 --> 00:02:37.557 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> OH, MY GOD, LOOK, EVERYONE. 00:02:37.624 --> 00:02:41.127 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start THAT RETARD WE DITCHED ON EARTH SOMEHOW FOUND HIS WAY HOME. 00:02:41.194 --> 00:02:44.531 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> E.T. PHONED HOME. 00:02:44.597 --> 00:02:48.568 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING YOURSELF E.T. FOR, SPAZ? 00:02:48.635 --> 00:02:52.438 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start YOUR NAME IS KLEBORP, KLEBORP THE RETARD. 00:02:52.505 --> 00:02:56.142 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start >> KLEBORP THE RETARD WITH ONLY ONE GLOWING FINGER. 00:02:56.209 --> 00:02:57.277 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> HA HA! 00:02:57.343 --> 00:02:59.078 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> HA HA HA! 00:02:59.145 --> 00:03:00.980 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start >> OH, NOW YOU'RE [BEEP]ING DEAD. 00:03:01.047 --> 00:03:02.849 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> AAH! AAH! 00:03:02.916 --> 00:03:05.118 line:85% position:23% size:23% AAH! AAH! 00:03:05.184 --> 00:03:11.858 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> AND THIS TIME, STAY LOST, LOSER! 00:03:11.925 --> 00:03:16.829 line:79% position:10% size:30% align:start >> [ROARING] >> FRIEND. 00:03:16.896 --> 00:03:20.633 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> OUR HOUSE IS GONNA HAVE THE BEST PUMPKINS ON THE BLOCK. 00:03:20.700 --> 00:03:21.668 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> HA HA! 00:03:21.734 --> 00:03:25.171 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start SCHNEIDERMAN, YOU SUCK AT CARVING PUMPKINS. 00:03:25.238 --> 00:03:26.539 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> WHO'S THE FREAK? 00:03:26.606 --> 00:03:27.707 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> SCHNAAGH. 00:03:27.774 --> 00:03:28.708 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> HA HA HA! 00:03:28.775 --> 00:03:31.377 line:85% position:50% size:70% >> QUIET. TRICK-OR-TREATERS. 00:03:31.444 --> 00:03:32.312 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> TRICK OR TREAT. 00:03:32.378 --> 00:03:33.112 line:85% position:28% size:35% SMELL MY FEET. 00:03:33.179 --> 00:03:35.248 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> NOW, NOW. BE NICE. 00:03:35.315 --> 00:03:37.884 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> MILF. HA HA HA! MILF, MILF. 00:03:37.951 --> 00:03:38.952 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> QUIET. 00:03:39.018 --> 00:03:41.020 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> MILF. HA HA! 00:03:41.087 --> 00:03:43.222 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start HEY, DID YOU GET A LOAD OF THAT MILF, RETARD? 00:03:43.289 --> 00:03:45.124 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> YEAH. 00:03:45.191 --> 00:03:47.160 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> HA HA HA! YOU IDIOT. 00:03:47.226 --> 00:03:49.429 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> OH, NO! BOYS. 00:03:49.495 --> 00:03:50.730 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> HA HA! TRICK OR TREAT. 00:03:50.797 --> 00:03:51.731 line:85% position:28% size:33% SMELL MY ASS. 00:03:51.798 --> 00:03:52.899 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> SHUT UP, DUDE. 00:03:52.966 --> 00:03:54.567 line:85% position:38% size:55% LET'S JUST SMASH THEM. 00:03:54.634 --> 00:04:01.140 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> HOLY [BEEP]ING ASS CRACKERS. 00:04:01.207 --> 00:04:04.911 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start FOR GOD'S SAKES, RETARD, CALL FOR HELP. 00:04:04.978 --> 00:04:07.213 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> NNGAH NNGAGH. 00:04:07.280 --> 00:04:08.047 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> UGH... 00:04:08.114 --> 00:04:09.916 line:79% position:20% size:18% [PBBT] [SPLAT] 00:04:09.983 --> 00:04:10.950 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> THAT IS SO FOUL. 00:04:11.017 --> 00:04:12.986 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> HA HA! YEAH! 00:04:13.052 --> 00:04:15.121 line:79% position:10% size:53% align:start HOPE THEY ENJOY THEIR CRAP-O'-LANTERN. 00:04:15.188 --> 00:04:16.723 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> OH, OH. SMASH THE OTHER ONE. 00:04:16.789 --> 00:04:18.658 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY ALREADY SMASHED IT. 00:04:18.725 --> 00:04:19.626 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> HA HA HA! 00:04:19.692 --> 00:04:21.494 line:85% position:43% size:63% PUMPKIN CRAP IS THE BEST. 00:04:21.561 --> 00:04:23.663 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> HEE HEE! HA HA! 00:04:23.730 --> 00:04:25.198 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> SHUT UP. 00:04:25.264 --> 00:04:26.399 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> HEE HEE! 00:04:26.466 --> 00:04:29.736 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> JIM, I'M GONNA NEED 300 COPIES OF YOUR ASS BY THE 4:00 00:04:29.802 --> 00:04:30.637 line:85% position:23% size:25% MEETING... 00:04:30.703 --> 00:04:31.804 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> YES, SIR. 00:04:31.871 --> 00:04:33.406 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> AND TRY TO KEEP YOUR BALLS OFF THE GLASS THIS TIME. 00:04:33.473 --> 00:04:34.107 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> YES, SIR. 00:04:34.173 --> 00:04:34.907 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> NOW! 00:04:34.974 --> 00:04:36.275 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> YES, SIR. 00:04:36.342 --> 00:04:41.147 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start >> THE BEST SPACESHIP EVER WOULD FLY OUT IN SPACE. 00:04:41.214 --> 00:04:45.518 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start IT WOULD HAVE FINS LIKE A SHARK AND A CLOWN FOR A FACE. 00:04:45.585 --> 00:04:47.253 line:85% position:43% size:65% ITS WINGS HAVE PROPELLERS. 00:04:47.320 --> 00:04:49.489 line:85% position:45% size:68% ITS SAILS CATCH THE BREEZE. 00:04:49.555 --> 00:04:53.459 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start IT RUNS ON MARSHMALLOWS, AND ITS WHEELS ARE SKIS. 00:04:53.526 --> 00:04:55.094 line:85% position:35% size:48% THE PILOT IS BRAVE. 00:04:55.161 --> 00:04:57.163 line:85% position:38% size:55% HE DRINKS LIKE MY DAD. 00:04:57.230 --> 00:05:00.333 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start HE RARELY TAKES SHOWERS AND YELLS WHEN HE'S MAD. 00:05:00.400 --> 00:05:02.935 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start >> BILLY, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS DAMN THING? 00:05:03.002 --> 00:05:05.204 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start THE STEERING WHEEL IS A FRICKIN' PRETZEL, DAMN IT. 00:05:05.271 --> 00:05:06.472 line:85% position:25% size:30% HOLY [BEEP]. 00:05:06.539 --> 00:05:09.909 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start >> THEN IT PLUNGES STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN, AND THAT BASTARD IS 00:05:09.976 --> 00:05:11.611 line:85% position:40% size:58% NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN. 00:05:11.678 --> 00:05:13.046 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> WHAT? BILLY. 00:05:13.112 --> 00:05:14.414 line:85% position:40% size:58% BILLY, I'M BREAKING UP. 00:05:14.480 --> 00:05:17.250 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start OH, MY GOD, IT'S A SAUNA IN HERE. 00:05:17.316 --> 00:05:20.153 line:79% position:10% size:55% align:start WHAT SMELLS LIKE BURNT MARSHMALLOWS? 00:05:20.219 --> 00:05:23.623 line:79% position:40% size:58% DEAR GOD, I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I'VE EVER-- 00:05:23.690 --> 00:05:29.295 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start [SIZZLE] >> AND THAT'S THE BEST SPACESHIP 00:05:29.362 --> 00:05:30.663 line:85% position:18% size:13% EVER. 00:05:30.730 --> 00:05:31.631 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> WHOO! 00:05:31.698 --> 00:05:32.999 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> YAY! 00:05:33.066 --> 00:05:36.035 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> NOW, CHILDREN, IN A FEW MINUTES, WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT 00:05:36.102 --> 00:05:38.571 line:85% position:43% size:65% WHO ATE THE POISON COOKIE. 00:05:38.638 --> 00:05:40.840 line:85% position:33% size:45% WON'T THAT BE FUN? 00:05:40.907 --> 00:05:42.842 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> YAY! 00:05:42.909 --> 00:05:47.513 line:79% position:10% size:48% align:start >> ♪ DOO DOO DOO LA LA DOO DOO DOO ♪ 00:05:47.580 --> 00:05:49.415 line:85% position:28% size:35% [GASP] HORSIE. 00:05:49.482 --> 00:05:52.118 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start >> AHH, THANK GOODNESS YOU FOUND ME. 00:05:52.185 --> 00:05:54.053 line:85% position:50% size:80% LITTLE GIRL, PLEASE SET ME FREE. 00:05:54.120 --> 00:05:57.423 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> DON'T MOVE. I'LL BE BACK. 00:05:57.490 --> 00:06:00.593 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start >> OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING HELP. 00:06:00.660 --> 00:06:01.828 line:85% position:28% size:33% OH, HA HA HA! 00:06:01.894 --> 00:06:03.796 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start THOSE WILL NOT CUT THROUGH THE TRA-- 00:06:03.863 --> 00:06:04.864 line:85% position:15% size:10% OWW! 00:06:04.931 --> 00:06:07.033 line:85% position:23% size:23% OWW! AAH! 00:06:07.100 --> 00:06:09.702 line:85% position:45% size:70% WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 00:06:09.769 --> 00:06:10.737 line:85% position:15% size:10% AAH! 00:06:10.803 --> 00:06:13.740 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start >> HERE. EAT THESE MAGIC HEALING OATS. 00:06:13.806 --> 00:06:14.841 line:85% position:18% size:15% >> OK. 00:06:14.907 --> 00:06:16.743 line:85% position:40% size:60% UH, SMELL KIND OF FUNNY. 00:06:16.809 --> 00:06:22.248 line:85% position:35% size:50% UH, DID YOU DRUG ME? 00:06:22.315 --> 00:06:26.519 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> THERE. DON'T YOU LOOK PRETTY. 00:06:26.586 --> 00:06:29.055 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start >> I'M IN A CATASTROPHIC AMOUNT OF PAIN. 00:06:29.122 --> 00:06:32.558 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start >> OH, SUNNY MUFFINS, YOU'RE MY BESTEST FRIEND. 00:06:32.625 --> 00:06:35.061 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> MY NAME IS PEGASUS. 00:06:35.128 --> 00:06:36.462 line:85% position:15% size:8% OW! 00:06:36.529 --> 00:06:37.697 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> SUNNY MUFFINS. 00:06:37.764 --> 00:06:39.198 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> OW! PEGASUS. 00:06:39.265 --> 00:06:41.501 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> YOUR NAME IS SUNNY MUFFINS. 00:06:41.567 --> 00:06:44.570 line:85% position:50% size:75% >> IT'S PEGASUS. AAH! OH, GOD! 00:06:44.637 --> 00:06:45.938 line:85% position:23% size:23% GOD, WHY? 00:06:46.005 --> 00:06:48.574 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> SUNNY MUFFINS. SAY IT. 00:06:48.641 --> 00:06:50.243 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> YOU BITCH. 00:06:50.309 --> 00:06:51.677 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> COME ON. SAY IT. 00:06:51.744 --> 00:06:53.346 line:85% position:50% size:80% SAY YOUR NAME. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 00:06:53.412 --> 00:06:54.480 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> SUNNY MUFFINS. 00:06:54.547 --> 00:06:55.748 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 00:06:55.815 --> 00:06:59.152 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> MY NAME IS...SUNNY MUFFINS. 00:06:59.218 --> 00:07:02.622 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> [GASP] I LOVE YOU. 00:07:02.688 --> 00:07:04.690 line:85% position:48% size:73% MWAH, MWAH, MWAH, MWAH, MWAH. 00:07:04.757 --> 00:07:08.294 line:85% position:50% size:78% HEE HEE HEE! AW, SUNNY MUFFINS. 00:07:08.361 --> 00:07:09.428 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> WHO ARE YOU? 00:07:09.495 --> 00:07:12.498 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> UH, HONEY FLAKE, APPARENTLY. 00:07:12.565 --> 00:07:14.400 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT? 00:07:14.467 --> 00:07:15.468 line:85% position:50% size:78% WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT? 00:07:15.535 --> 00:07:16.803 line:85% position:50% size:78% WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT? 00:07:16.869 --> 00:07:18.304 line:85% position:50% size:78% WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT? 00:07:18.371 --> 00:07:21.007 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE FLIES WITH THAT? 00:07:21.073 --> 00:07:25.344 line:85% position:43% size:63% OH! AW, DAMN IT. DAMN IT! 00:07:25.411 --> 00:07:27.446 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> GOOD MORNING, UNCLE GADGET. 00:07:27.513 --> 00:07:29.148 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> OH, MUFFINS. 00:07:29.215 --> 00:07:33.553 line:85% position:50% size:70% GO, GO, GADGET BUTTER KNIFE. 00:07:33.619 --> 00:07:34.620 line:85% position:20% size:20% WOWSERS. 00:07:34.687 --> 00:07:35.855 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> OHH, BOY. 00:07:35.922 --> 00:07:37.423 line:85% position:50% size:70% >> TIME TO REPLACE THAT ARM. 00:07:37.490 --> 00:07:38.691 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> "CYBERDYNE"? 00:07:38.758 --> 00:07:41.327 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start UNCLE GADGET, WHY AREN'T YOU USING YOUR NORMAL PARTS? 00:07:41.394 --> 00:07:42.728 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> NOT TO WORRY, PENNY. 00:07:42.795 --> 00:07:44.797 line:85% position:35% size:48% I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY. 00:07:44.864 --> 00:07:47.200 line:79% position:15% size:70% align:start >> THAT'S TOTALLY NOT WHAT I ASKED. 00:07:47.266 --> 00:07:50.570 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start [WHIR] >> SKYNET 8 ON LINE. 00:07:50.636 --> 00:07:53.706 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> UNCLE GADGET, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 00:07:53.773 --> 00:07:54.974 line:85% position:28% size:33% UNCLE GADGET? 00:07:55.041 --> 00:07:57.043 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> MUST TERMINATE. 00:07:57.109 --> 00:08:03.716 line:85% position:45% size:70% GO, GO, GADGET CIRCULAR SAW. 00:08:03.783 --> 00:08:07.854 line:79% position:48% size:75% >> WITH SKYNET ON LINE, GADGET IS UNDER MY COMPLETE CONTROL, 00:08:07.920 --> 00:08:12.191 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start AND I'LL USE HIM TO WIPE OUT MY TRUE NEMESIS--THAT MEDDLESOME 00:08:12.258 --> 00:08:14.060 line:85% position:43% size:63% 12-YEAR-OLD NIECE OF HIS. 00:08:14.126 --> 00:08:15.828 line:85% position:23% size:23% HA HA HA! 00:08:15.895 --> 00:08:19.165 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start [TELEPHONE RINGS] HELLO. 00:08:19.232 --> 00:08:21.167 line:85% position:38% size:55% YES. THIS IS DR. CLAW. 00:08:21.234 --> 00:08:24.737 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start WELL, DID THE TESTS EXPLAIN ALL THE DIARRHEA? 00:08:24.804 --> 00:08:26.005 line:85% position:23% size:23% WELL, NO. 00:08:26.072 --> 00:08:31.744 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start THE MEDS DON'T SEEM TO-- OH, DEAR, FELINE LEUKEMIA? 00:08:31.811 --> 00:08:33.279 line:85% position:38% size:55% HOW LONG DOES HE HAVE? 00:08:33.346 --> 00:08:35.114 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start [THUD] >> I'M TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A 00:08:35.181 --> 00:08:36.048 line:85% position:30% size:38% LICENSE, BRAIN. 00:08:36.115 --> 00:08:40.486 line:85% position:40% size:60% YOU DRIVE. YOU'RE A DOG. 00:08:40.553 --> 00:08:42.488 line:85% position:50% size:73% I'LL PLOT US A MAP TO SAFETY. 00:08:42.555 --> 00:08:46.392 line:79% position:50% size:78% WHO BOOKMARKED DOGGONE DOG PORN IN MY BROWSER, AS IF I HAVE TO 00:08:46.459 --> 00:08:52.531 line:85% position:15% size:10% ASK? 00:08:52.598 --> 00:08:53.900 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> OH, CRAP. 00:08:53.966 --> 00:09:00.940 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> BETTER TAKE EVASIVE ACTION, BRAIN. 00:09:01.007 --> 00:09:13.719 line:79% position:30% size:40% [CAR HORN HONKS] [TIRES SCREECH] 00:09:13.786 --> 00:09:17.089 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start BRAIN, THAT'S STILL UNCLE GADGET. 00:09:17.156 --> 00:09:19.625 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start WE NEED TO REMEMBER THAT DEEP DOWN INSIDE-- 00:09:19.692 --> 00:09:25.798 line:85% position:48% size:73% AAH! RAM THAT SON OF A BITCH. 00:09:25.865 --> 00:09:28.167 line:85% position:45% size:70% UNCLE GADGET, SAY SOMETHING. 00:09:28.234 --> 00:09:30.469 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> RAAGH! 00:09:30.536 --> 00:09:31.771 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> I HAVE A MISSION FOR GADGET. 00:09:31.837 --> 00:09:32.738 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> PERFECT. 00:09:32.805 --> 00:09:33.539 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 00:09:33.606 --> 00:09:34.540 line:85% position:50% size:80% THAT MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT. 00:09:34.607 --> 00:09:39.946 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> NO DUH. 00:09:40.012 --> 00:09:41.981 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> ALW-W-WAYS ON DUTY. 00:09:42.048 --> 00:09:43.582 line:85% position:35% size:48% ALWAYS ON D-D-DUTY. 00:09:43.649 --> 00:09:45.151 line:85% position:50% size:70% >> PLEASE, UNCLE GADGET, NO. 00:09:45.217 --> 00:09:47.820 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start >> GO, GO--GO, GO, GADGET MALLET. 00:09:47.887 --> 00:09:50.990 line:85% position:40% size:60% GO, GO, GADGET S-S-SKIS. 00:09:51.057 --> 00:09:54.727 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start GO, G-G-GO, GADGET BACK HAIR TRIM-M-MER. 00:09:54.794 --> 00:09:58.164 line:85% position:50% size:70% GO, GO, GADGET PIZZA CUTTER. 00:09:58.230 --> 00:10:00.933 line:85% position:40% size:60% GO, GADGET NAIL CLIPPER. 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:02.301 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> SORRY, UNCLE. 00:10:02.368 --> 00:10:04.170 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> GO, GO, ROLLER SKATES. 00:10:04.236 --> 00:10:05.538 line:85% position:43% size:65% DISCO BALL. ROLLER SKATES. 00:10:05.604 --> 00:10:06.572 line:85% position:25% size:28% DISCO BALL. 00:10:06.639 --> 00:10:12.311 line:85% position:50% size:70% GO, G-G-GO, GADGET LIPSTICK. 00:10:12.378 --> 00:10:15.081 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> WELL, AT LEAST THAT'S OVER. 00:10:15.147 --> 00:10:18.818 line:85% position:15% size:8% NO! 00:10:18.884 --> 00:10:21.921 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> [RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF] >> WHAT DID HE JUST SAY? 00:10:21.988 --> 00:10:24.490 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start >> HE SAID THERE'S A STORM COMING IN. 00:10:24.557 --> 00:10:27.126 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> [SIGH] I KNOW. 00:10:27.193 --> 00:10:30.863 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start >> GIVE ME $4.00 FOR THIS PHOTO, OR MY FATHER WILL BEAT ME. 00:10:30.930 --> 00:10:36.969 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> GO, GO, GADGET FOOT. 00:10:37.036 --> 00:10:40.306 line:79% position:45% size:70% [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 00:10:40.373 --> 00:10:43.542 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 00:10:43.609 --> 00:10:53.686 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start --www.ncicap.org--] >> I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY A 00:10:53.753 --> 00:10:55.755 line:85% position:35% size:50% FEW WORDS, IF I MAY. 00:10:55.821 --> 00:11:00.292 line:85% position:48% size:73% NEXT TIME, GADGET. NEXT TIME!