ROBOT CHICKEN 31 "METAL MILITIA" >> HA HA HA!
>> IT'S ALIVE!
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
>> [SCREAMING] >> WE'RE GOING DOWN!
[DING] >> HELLO?
C'MON, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
IS THIS BUTTON EVEN CONNECTED TO ANYTHING?
HELLO?
[DINGING] HELLO?
[SIGH] "MUST LOVE DOGS", THAT'S A GOOD
IN-FLIGHT MOVIE, HUH?
>> EH, WH--WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
I HAD A--I HAD A GRANDMOTHER FROM HELL, OK?
I MEAN, SHE WAS A JEWISH JUGGLER, SHE--SHE USED TO WORRY
ABOUT 6 THINGS AT ONCE.
>> THAT'S REASONABLY FUNNY.
>> C'MON!
LET'S FLY!
>> I CAN FLY!
[THUD] >> TO THE SKY!
[THUD] >> WOO HOO!
[THUD] >> REMEMBER TO THINK HAPPY
THOUGHTS BEFORE YOU-- UH...
AHH.
[INHALES] HUH.
>> MAY I HELP YOU, SON?
>> MY DAD SAID I COULD GET A BITCHIN' SWEET RIDE FOR MY
BIRTHDAY, BUT IT HAS TO BE UNDER 500 BONES.
>> I THINK I HAVE JUST THE THING.
>> UM, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
>> OH, NO, NO.
HOLD IT LIKE SO.
>> WH--WHOA!
WHAT'S IT DOING?
AAH!
[SCREAMING] UH!
>> UH!
>> PULL THIS THING OVER, RIGHT NOW!
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP!
THIS IS FREAKIN' AWESOME!
UH-OH.
OHH--NO!
AAH!
>> I HAVE A VERY SMALL PENIS.
>> OH, SO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR AN S.U.V.?
>> A VERY, VERY SMALL PENIS.
>> PERHAPS A HUMMER H2?
>> HA HA, AH, YOU ARE MISINTERPRETING THE
INSIGNIFICANCE OF THIS PENIS.
IT'S--IT'S LITERALLY CONCAVE.
>> I THINK I HAVE JUST THE THING.
>> YES!
YES!
THIS IS VERY SATISFYING.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY PANTS AND--
[TICKING] >> THIS IS SOME SERIOUS
BULL[BEEP].
>> IF ONLY WE HAD RAINBOW BRITE'S MAGIC
STAR SPRINKLES.
WE'D TURN THE WHOLE WORLD GRAY.
>> GUYS, EVERY NIGHT WITH THIS.
WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT TURNING THE WORLD GRAY, ANYWAY?
>> OH, WELL, IT'S REALLY MORE OF A METAPHOR.
>> I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING EVIL,
ARSON IS PRETTY EVIL.
>> LOOK, JUST-- SHUT UP.
>> I SAY WE BREAK INTO RAINBOW BRITE'S PLACE AND TAKE ALL
THE STAR SPRINKLES WE WANT.
>> NONE HERE.
WHAT'S UNDER THE SINK?
>> TAMPONS.
[KEYS JINGLE] >> OH, GAME OVER, MAN!
GAME OVER!
RAINBOW BRITE'S GONNA KICK OUR ASSES IF SHE FINDS OUT
WE'RE HERE!
>> OH, GOOD GOD, WHAT A DAY.
MM-- OH!
AHH, OH, DAMN, I WAS HOLDING THAT IN FOR HOURS.
[ICE CUBES CLINK] [GLASS BREAKS]
>> I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH.
>> HA HA HA!
BLACK PEOPLE ARE SO MUCH FUNNIER THAN WHITE PEOPLE, HA HMM, MM.
DAMN, I AM EFFIN' STARVIN'.
[BEEP] [MICROWAVE WHIRRING]
INTRUDERS!
>> LET'S GET THE [BEEP] OUT OF HERE, MAN!
>> OH--OH--OH!
[YELLING] WHOA!
>> AH--AAH!
YOU'RE A BITCH!
[YELLING] >> "DEAR CITIZENS OF
RAINBOW LAND, WE HAVE CHANGED OUR WAYS,
AND ARE MOVING TO TIBET TO HELP BATTLE CHINESE TYRANNY.
SIGNED, MURKY AND LURKY."
>> I KNEW THOSE GUYS WEREN'T SO BAD.
>> UM, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COUSIN BLINKY?
HE--HE HASN'T BEEN AROUND LATELY.
>> OH, "P.S., BLINKY CAME WITH US."
>> ROM SPACEKNIGHT!
A WARRIOR MADE OF SOLID METAL, HE'S BEATEN THE GALAXY'S
TOUGHEST VILLAINS, BUT NOW FACES A FOE IN EVERY WAY HIS EQUAL--
JIM, THE GUY WITH A GIANT MAGNET!
>> COME HERE.
>> NO.
>> COME ON.
>> NUH-UH.
>> CHICKEN.
>> YOU ARE!
>> ROM SPACE CHICKEN.
>> MATURE.
>> YEAH, YOUR MOM WAS MATURE LAST NIGHT.
>> WHAT?
>> DID HER.
>> I'LL TEACH YOU!
>> AH, TEACH THIS.
HA HA!
WHERE'S YOUR GUN NOW?
>> I DIDN'T NEED IT ANYWAY.
>> OH, ROMMY, IT'S ON THE MAGNET.
>> YOU SUCK.
>> THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID.
>> SHE DID NOT, MY MOM WAS A SAINT!
>> SAINT'S SUCK.
>> HOW MUCH IS THE DOGGY IN THE WINDOW?
>> WHICH ONE?
>> THE ONE WITH THE WAGGLY TAIL.
>> OH, YOU DON'T WANT THAT ONE.
HE'S GOT CANCER.
>> WE'VE GOTTA GET TO THAT TREASURE BEFORE THOSE
BANDITS DO.
>> THAT MEANS WE'LL HAVE TO GO...
INTO THE BLUE.
>> HI, I'M "ROBOT CHICKEN" EXECUTIVE PRODUCER SETH GREEN.
BECAUSE ANIMATION TAKES SEVERAL MONTHS TO PRODUCE, WE OFTEN
WRITE OUR MOVIE PARODIES LONG BEFORE THE FILMS HAVE EVER BEEN
RELEASED.
>> INTO THE BLUE?
>> INTO THE BLUE.
>> I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED THIS PARODY OF THE MOVIE
"INTO THE BLUE", WHICH I'M SURE BY NOW HAS BEEN A BOX OFFICE
BLOCKBUSTER, AND NOMINATED FOR SEVERAL ACADEMY AWARDS.
THANK YOU, AND GOOD NIGHT.
>> I'M IN A BIKINI.
>> I DO LOTS OF SIT-UPS.
>> OH, DAMN IT.
I HIT THE APPLE.
>> UH-- WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THE GAUZE?
>> OH, HA HA HA!
NO, STOP!
>> ARGH, MUMMY TIME!
>> YOU'RE SO SCARY!
>> MOMMA, CAN MY NEW CURFEW BE MIDNIGHT?
>> UH, YEAH.
WHEN PIGS FLY.
>> YOU HEARD THE LADY, OINKY.
[SQUISH] >> HMM.
MIDNIGHT IT IS.
>> [SCARY NOISES] OH, OH, OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, HE'S UNDER A BLANKET.
AH, HE'S SAFE.
>> [LAUGHING] >> GET HIM, GET HIM, GET HIM!
I LOVE BEATIN' KIDS!
["INDIANA JONES" THEME PLAYS] >> BAM, BAM!
TAKE THAT!
>> YOUNG MAN, IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO USE THAT STAFF OF RA
PROPERLY, THEN YOU CAN'T USE IT AT ALL.
>> AWW.
>> YOU'LL GET THIS BACK AT THE END OF THE WEEK.
>> INDY!
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
THOSE BOYS STOLE MY DOLLY!
>> [LAUGHING] >> [SOBS]
["INDIANA JONES" THEME PLAYS] >> WHAT DO YOU WANT, HENRY?
>> PLEASE, NO!
I--I'M EASILY NAUSEATED!
LOOK OUT!
[CRASH] [WHIRRING]
>> AAH!
>> START THE STATION WAGON, MOM!
START THE STATION WAGON!
[TIRES SQUEAL] >> HOW WAS SCHOOL, HONEY?
DID YOU MAKE ANY NEW FRIENDS?
>> THERE'S A SHAKE IN THE CAR, MOM!
WHY IS THERE A SHAKE IN THE CAR!
>> WHAT?
I PICKED UP SOME BURGER KING FOR YOU.
>> I HATE SHAKES, MOM!
I HATE 'EM!
I WANTED A SODA.
>> PREPARE FOR A VISIT FROM THE FUHRER HIMSELF.
MY GOD!
EVERYTHING MUST BE SHPIC AND SHPAN!
HOGAN, WILL YOU AND YOUR MEN PROMISE TO BEHAVE?
>> YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, BROTHER!
WHAT'S HITLER GONNA DO WHEN THESE 24-INCH PYTHONS COME
FOR YOU?
>> HOGAN!
>> I KNOW NOTHING!
>> OK, BOYS.
THE BIG MAN'S VISIT IS THE PERFECT TIME TO MAKE OUR ESCAPE.
ALL RIGHT, WHAT'VE WE GOT?
>> WE HAVE THIS ROPE AND THIS FLASHLIGHTS, THE FAKE PASSPORTS,
UH, PLAYBOYS, AND, UH, THESE.
>> OH, YEAH--UH!
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
>> HOLY [BEEP]!
SLIM JIM!
I JUST LOVE SLIM JIMS!
>> RODDY, WE NEED YOUR STEALTH.
GO TAKE OUT THE GUARD REAL QUIET-LIKE, AND THE REST OF US
WILL SNEAK PAST-- >> GOTCHA, HOGAN!
HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU [BEEP] NAZI!
HOW ARE YA?
>> HUH?
[YELLS] AH--OH!
[YELLING] OH, AH....
>> EVERYTHING HAD BETTER BE IN TIPTOP SHAPE.
>> JA VOL, MEIN FUHRER!
>> HULK-A-MANIA, RUNNIN' WILD!
>> MACHO MADNESS IS COMIN' AT YOU!
>> LEAPING LENNY POFFO'S GOING BAFFO!
>> MEIN SCHNITZLE!
>> OH, NO.
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER'S NOT DONE WITH YOU TWO.
>> AND HITLER TAKES A FLAMING CHAIR TO THE SPINE IN WHAT WILL
SURELY GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF "WRESTLEMANIA'S" GREATEST
MOMENTS.
SERGEANT SHULTZ, DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMENT?
>> I KNOW NOTHING!
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