1 00:00:04,804 --> 00:00:15,815 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 2 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:25,859 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 3 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:38,171 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:42,041 >> ♪ I'M SO HAPPY 'CAUSE I'M A GUMMY BEAR, GUMMY BEAR ♪ 5 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:45,912 AAAAAAAHH! 6 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:51,651 [BLEEP] SUCKING MOTHER [BLEEP] AAAAAAAAHHH! 7 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:55,121 [ PANTING ] OH, I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY 8 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:56,256 OUT OF THIS. 9 00:00:56,322 --> 00:01:00,126 [ CHOMPING ] MMM! 10 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:02,695 GOODNESS, I TASTE DELICIOUS! 11 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:07,267 [ CHOMPING ] THAT WASN'T BAD AT ALL. 12 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:08,668 AAAAAAAHHH! 13 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,571 >> GUMMY BEARS -- FOR CANDY THIS DELICIOUS, YOU'LL CHEW OFF YOUR 14 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:12,205 OWN LEG! 15 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:14,374 >> AAAAH! 16 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:19,813 >> AAH! 17 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:22,315 AAH! AAAH! 18 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:27,987 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] AAH! 19 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:34,494 EHH... 20 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:35,562 EEH... 21 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:37,597 UH... 22 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:41,134 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DUN DUN! ] 23 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:44,070 >> BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK. 24 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:47,372 BAWK. BAWK. 25 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:51,277 [ GASPS ] BAWK -- BAWK -- BAWK BAWK BAWK! 26 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:54,781 [ DUN DUN! ] >> BAWK BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWK. 27 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,049 >> BAWK BAWK BA-BA BA-GAWK. 28 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:57,884 >> BA-GAWK? BA-GA BAWK. 29 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,086 [ DUN DUN! ] >> BAWK? 30 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:01,321 >> BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK BAWK BAWK? 31 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:02,555 >> BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK. 32 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:03,256 >> BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK? 33 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:04,557 >> BAWK BAWK...BA...BA... 34 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:05,458 UH... 35 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:06,459 BAWK BAWK BA-BAWK! 36 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:08,026 >> BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK? 37 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:10,463 [ DUN DUN! ] BA-GAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWK. 38 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:14,534 BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK BA BA BAWK BAWK BA BAWK BA. 39 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:15,702 >> BAWK. 40 00:02:15,768 --> 00:02:17,437 [ DUN DUN! ] >> BAWK BAWK BAWK! 41 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:18,471 >> BA BA BA-GAWK. 42 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:20,740 >> BAWK BA BAWK! 43 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,275 >> BA BA BA-GAWK! 44 00:02:22,341 --> 00:02:23,276 BAWK BAWK! 45 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:24,210 BA-BA-BAG-GAWK! 46 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:26,112 >> BAWK BA-BAWK! 47 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:27,847 [ DUN DUN! ] BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK! 48 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:29,215 >> BA BAWK. 49 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:31,216 >> BAWK BA-GAWK BA-BAWK [BLEEP] >> BA GAWK! 50 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:32,485 >> BAWK [BLEEP] BAWK! 51 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:33,386 BA-BA-BAWK! BAWK! 52 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:34,454 [BLEEP] BAWK! 53 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:35,522 >> BA BA BAWK. 54 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:36,523 >> BAWK BAWK BAWK BA BA! 55 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:38,391 BA BA BAWK! 56 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:39,759 BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK? 57 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,828 BAWK BAWK BA BAWK. 58 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,030 [ DUN DUN! ] >> BAWK BA-BA BA-GAWK. 59 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:47,767 BAWK BA-GAWK, BA-BA BA-GAWK BA BAWK, BA BAWK BA-GAWK BAWK BA 60 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:48,468 BA-GAWK! 61 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:52,171 >> BAWK BA BAWK! 62 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:53,006 >> BAWK. 63 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:53,873 >> BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK. 64 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:54,941 BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK... 65 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,876 BAWK BA-BAWK?! 66 00:02:56,942 --> 00:03:00,713 [ DUN DUN! ] >> BA BAWK BA-GAWK BA-GAWK... 67 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:01,781 BAWK BA-GAWK! 68 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,684 [ ALL GASP ] >> BA BAWK! BA BAWK! 69 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:06,753 >> BAWK BA-GAWK! BA-BAWK! 70 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:08,955 [ DUN DUN! ] >> BAWK BAWK BAWK! 71 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,056 BAWK BA-GAWK! 72 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:10,857 >> BA-GAWK BA-GAWK? 73 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,358 >> BAWK BAWK BAWK, BA BAWK BA-GAWK. 74 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:14,160 >> BAWK BA BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK. 75 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:15,929 BAWK BA BAWK BAWK, BAWK BAWK BA-GAWK. 76 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:17,664 BAWK-BAWK BAWK BAWK! 77 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:18,398 >> BAWK! 78 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:20,500 >> BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK! 79 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:21,801 >> BA-BAWK BA-GAWK! 80 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:27,240 BAWK BAWK BAWK BA-GAAAAAAA! 81 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:29,309 BA-GAWK... 82 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:36,015 >> MR. PRESIDENT, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS GIFT ON BEHALF OF THE 83 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:36,849 CHINESE PEOPLE. 84 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:38,551 >> THANKS, CHING-CHONG. 85 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:41,154 >> [ TRILLING ] >> THERE ARE VERY IMPORTANT 86 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:43,623 INSTRUCTIONS REGARDING ITS CARE AND FEEDING. 87 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:46,326 WE ONCE GAVE A MOGWAI TO AMERICAN TEENAGER, AND THE 88 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,227 RESULTS WERE CATASTROPHIC. 89 00:03:48,293 --> 00:03:49,929 BUT SURELY THE LEADER OF THE FREE -- 90 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:50,964 >> YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THEN. 91 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:51,798 HOWDY, LITTLE CRITTER! 92 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:53,166 >> SOME PEOPLE CALL HIM A GREMLIN. 93 00:03:53,232 --> 00:03:57,670 >> WELL, THE NAME OF THIS GRUMBLIN'S GONNA BE FROOT LOOP. 94 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:58,438 >> OOH! 95 00:03:58,504 --> 00:03:59,639 >> HA HA HA! I'M GONNA GET YOU! 96 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:00,306 HA HA HA! 97 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:02,008 I'M GONNA SMOKE YOU OUT. 98 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,344 DON'T TELL NOBODY WE'RE EATING THIS. 99 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,645 >> HMM... 100 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,847 >> WHO WANTS TO STEP UP TO THE "Qbert" TABLE AND HAVE THEIR 101 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:08,615 FURRY BUTT KICKED? 102 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:11,517 [ CHEERING ] [ SCREAMING ] 103 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:14,420 OH, SWEET, BABY [BLEEP] HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! 104 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:15,188 >> OW! MY HEART! 105 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:17,255 >> AH, GO GET 'EM, CHENEY. 106 00:04:17,322 --> 00:04:25,365 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! 107 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,166 AAAH! 108 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:29,402 [ LAUGHTER ] >> [ LAUGHING ] 109 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:30,637 AW, DANG IT! 110 00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:32,438 WHO SAYS THEY GET TO HAVE ALL THE FUN, RIGHT, FROOT LOOP? 111 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:38,978 >> [ GRUNTS ] >> YAHOO! 112 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:39,912 UH... 113 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:42,415 THEM GRUMBLINS DID IT. 114 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,283 >> OOPSY! I LOST! 115 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:46,185 >> TAKE IT OFF, JENNA, YOU STUPID WHORE! 116 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:47,020 >> SHUT UP! 117 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:48,421 I WANT TO DO THIS ANYWAY! 118 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:49,956 LOOK AT MY BOOBS! 119 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:54,794 [ BOTH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] >> BUT WE'RE RELATED. 120 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:55,628 >> IDENTICAL! 121 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:59,966 [ MOANING PASSIONATELY ] [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:03,536 >> HEY, THEY'RE HAVING A PANTS-OFF DANCE OFF. 123 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:05,605 COME ON, FROOT LOOP! 124 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:11,244 >> [ LAUGHING ] >> MR. PRESIDENT, IT'S 125 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,278 ARMAGEDDON! 126 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:13,379 >> I LOVE THAT MOVIE. 127 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:14,847 >> NO! THE WORLD IS DOOMED! 128 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:16,082 IT'S A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST! 129 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:22,055 >> SO IF I PISSED ON A SPARK PLUG, WOULD IT DO ANY GOOD? 130 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:24,157 >> OH, GEORGE, I'M SO HUNGRY. 131 00:05:24,223 --> 00:05:25,358 >> OH, DON'T WORRY, HONEY. 132 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:26,592 WE'LL JUST EAT FROOT LOOP. 133 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,895 >> [ MUTTERS UNHAPPILY ] >> OH, FROOT LOOP, I'M JUST 134 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:29,462 KIDDING. 135 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:31,998 WE'LL EAT CHENEY. 136 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,933 [ LAUGHING ] >> HELP! 137 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:39,305 I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP! 138 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:41,941 I SAID I'VE FALLEN -- >> MedicAlert AT YOUR SERVICE! 139 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,109 >> OH, THANK GOODNESS. 140 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,012 YOU SEE, I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET... 141 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:46,713 UH... 142 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:49,015 [ CLATTERING ] MISTER? SIR? 143 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:52,852 MY THINGS ARE -- WHAT ARE YOU DOI-- 144 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:57,290 >> OVER THE YEARS, J.C. HAS LOST A LOT OF GIRLFRIENDS. 145 00:05:57,356 --> 00:05:59,659 >> YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S WRONG FOR ANYBODY TO BE STONED. 146 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:00,960 >> WHAT A DOWNER. 147 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,796 >> BUT THERE'S ONE THING HE NEVER LOST. 148 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:04,797 >> JESUS CHRIST! 149 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:05,865 ARE YOU A VIRGIN? 150 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:08,668 >> OH, YOU ARE HILARIOUS. 151 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:10,169 WHO WANTS MORE OF MY BLOOD? 152 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:13,172 >> HOW CAN YOU GO 33 YEARS AND NOT HAVE SEX? 153 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:15,675 >> DUDE, MY DAD IS ALWAYS WATCHING. 154 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:18,344 >> WE GOT TO HELP THE MAN, HIGHLIGHT HIS ATTRIBUTES, GET 155 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:19,912 RID OF THAT PELT ON HIS CHEST. 156 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:22,882 >> OHH! JIM CAVIEZEL! 157 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:24,016 >> LET'S HANG ON TO THAT. 158 00:06:24,082 --> 00:06:26,686 YOU GOT TO GO SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE'S LOTS OF GIRLS. 159 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:30,022 >> THIS SUMMER COMES A FILM THAT WILL TOUCH YOU... 160 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:31,457 >> HI, I'M MARY. 161 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:32,759 >> I'VE GOT HEALING HANDS. 162 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:33,893 >> OH, YEAH? SO DO I. 163 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,462 >> ...LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TOUCHED BEFORE. 164 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:44,370 >> OOH, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE READY FOR A SECOND COMING. 165 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:50,576 LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY WITH A GOOD ARM TO PUT ME IN THE GRAVE. 166 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:53,412 THREE BALLS JUST TO PUT ME IN -- YEAH, LET THE BOY DO IT! 167 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:54,814 NO, NO, NO, NO! AW, DAMN IT. 168 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:55,782 WHAT ABOUT YOU, SIR? 169 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:57,049 WHAT ABOUT YOU, MISS? 170 00:06:57,116 --> 00:07:00,620 >> SO, REMEMBER, KIDS, BE CAREFUL WHEN USING MATCHES. 171 00:07:00,686 --> 00:07:01,320 >> SMOKEY? 172 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:02,121 >> YEAH, KID? 173 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:03,489 >> HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NAME? 174 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:05,591 >> WELL... 175 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:07,994 >> SMOKEY, YOU ALWAYS GOT THE BEST WEED! 176 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:09,595 >> HELLO, LITTLE PAW. 177 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:10,997 I SEE YOU. 178 00:07:11,063 --> 00:07:12,431 HELLO-O-O. 179 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:13,366 >> THERE YOU ARE! 180 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:14,734 WE FINALLY GOT YOU, SMOKEY! 181 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:16,269 >> DOWNER PATROL. 182 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:17,770 DON'T TAKE ME NOW. 183 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:20,773 I JUST PUT A TURKEY IN THE OVEN. 184 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,275 >> TURKEY -- WHAT? 185 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:24,877 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY -- [ GASPS ] MY BABY! 186 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,847 [ GAVEL BANGS ] >> 7 MILLION HOURS OF COMMUNITY 187 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:28,714 SERVICE! 188 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,317 >> ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES. 189 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:35,054 [ SIGHS ] GOT MY NAME IN BETTER TIMES, 190 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,289 KID. 191 00:07:36,355 --> 00:07:38,424 MUCH BETTER TIMES. 192 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:39,659 >> GREETINGS, HEROES! 193 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:42,895 SMILIN' STAN LEE HERE ALONG WITH STRIPPERELLA HERSELF, THE 194 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,364 PULCHRITUDINOUS PINUP PRINCESS PAM ANDERSON! 195 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:48,100 >> GET READY FOR THE HOTTEST SUPERHERO NEWS AND THE SEXIEST 196 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:49,669 SUPERHERO GOSSIP. 197 00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:52,572 >> NO ONE BATTED AN EYE WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA KILLED 10,000 198 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,173 NAZIS WITH HIS BARE HANDS. 199 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,976 BUT NOW A LITTLE COLLATERAL DAMAGE HAS CAP IN HOT WATER WITH 200 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:57,844 THE A.C.L.U. 201 00:07:57,909 --> 00:08:02,949 >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> INVESTMENTS! 202 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:03,783 >> OW! 203 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:04,517 >> AI! 204 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,853 >> [ YOWLS ] >> OH! AAH! 205 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:08,221 >> AH GA GA GOO! 206 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:09,222 WHA?! 207 00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:11,524 >> OH, ALL THAT PAIN AND SUFFERING. 208 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:12,592 >> PAIN AND SUFFERING? 209 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:14,627 TRY WATCHING THE MOVIE "CATWOMAN." 210 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:15,661 ZING! 211 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,897 >> GALACTIC HISTORIAN THE WATCHER WAS ARRESTED 212 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:21,334 WEDNESDAY AFTER HIS EYES BIT OFF A CHECK HIS BUTT COULDN'T CASH. 213 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,468 >> BUT I'M THE WATCHER. 214 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:23,502 I WAS JUST WATCHING. 215 00:08:23,569 --> 00:08:24,971 >> YOU'RE A BIG-HEADED PERVERT! 216 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:27,340 >> SAY, STAN, HAVE YOU HEARD OF PARIS HILTON? 217 00:08:27,406 --> 00:08:30,176 >> SAY, PAM, EVER HUNG FROM A CEILING FAN WHILE YOUR PARTNER 218 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,477 SAT ON A PAINT MIXER? 219 00:08:32,544 --> 00:08:35,548 >> THE HARD-PARTYING CELEBUTANTE HAS FOUND LOVE WITH THE 220 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:38,417 UNLIKELIEST OF PARTNERS, SUPERMAN'S EVIL OPPOSITE, 221 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:39,251 BIZARRO. 222 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:40,653 >> BIZARRO HATE PARIS! 223 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:41,787 HATE HER VERY LITTLE! 224 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,522 >> OH, ISN'T HE THE CUTEST? 225 00:08:43,588 --> 00:08:45,725 >> PARIS CROTCH SMELL VERY SWEET! 226 00:08:45,790 --> 00:08:49,061 PARIS VAGINA VERY TIGHT! 227 00:08:49,128 --> 00:08:50,296 >> WHAT? 228 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:54,133 >> IN OTHER NEWS, ME NOT WANT BURY FACE IN PAM'S FUNBAGS! 229 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,701 >> UH...HE'S OFF-CARD AGAIN. 230 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:58,537 SHOULD I -- >> AFTER A LONG CAREER OF ABJECT 231 00:08:58,604 --> 00:09:01,841 FAILURE AS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE'S MOST IMPOTENT MEMBER, AQUAMAN 232 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,442 FINALLY HAS A NEW CAREER. 233 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:04,310 >> OH, NO! 234 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,145 I'VE TRAPPED MY FOOT IN SOME SEAWEED! 235 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,447 HELP ME, MY AQUATIC COMRADES! 236 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:12,051 [ WHALE SHOUTING ] NOW! 237 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:14,453 [ WHALE GROANS ] >> AS A WHALING INDUSTRY 238 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,490 CONSULTANT, AQUAMAN'S NEW JOB NETS HIM A SIX-FIGURE INCOME, 239 00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:19,859 FULL BENEFITS, AND ALL THE WHALE HE CAN EAT. 240 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:22,495 >> AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SUPER SPONSORS. 241 00:09:22,561 --> 00:09:24,130 >> OH, I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 242 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:25,131 >> I WANT A DIVORCE. 243 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:27,199 >> DID SOMEBODY SAY FLACCID? 244 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:28,367 >> HOURMAN! 245 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:31,570 >> I WAS JUST PLAIN OLD REX TYLER UNTIL I DISCOVERED A 246 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:35,107 PILL THAT GAVE ME SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES FOR ONE FULL HOUR. 247 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:39,145 NOW, THANKS TO RIGIDOL, YOU CAN PUNCH OUT ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION 248 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:41,781 AND BECOME AN HOURMAN JUST LIKE ME! 249 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:42,682 >> WHOA! 250 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,050 >> OH, GOD! 251 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:46,185 YOU'RE MY HOURMAN, BABY! 252 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,820 YES! YES! 253 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:48,654 YES! 254 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:49,655 OH, BABY! 255 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:51,157 MERCIFUL HEAVENS! 256 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:53,492 >> OH, BABY, THAT'S IT! 257 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,227 >> OH! OH! OHH! 258 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:57,063 >> IF YOU BECOME FOUR-HOUR MAN, SEE A DOCTOR. 259 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:58,731 >> WHAT'S THE LATEST SUPERHERO GOSSIP? 260 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,800 >> I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE, BOOBINATOR. 261 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:03,602 SO, WHAT'S THE LATEST SUPERHERO GOSSIP? 262 00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:06,238 [ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ] PAPARAZZI NABBED SPIDER-MAN 263 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:11,744 EMERGING FROM THE HOME OF MISS MAY PARKER, AGE 77. 264 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,313 >> IS IT A "MAY"-DECEMBER ROMANCE? 265 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:15,948 A MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE? 266 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:18,284 ONE SPIDEY SUPERVILLAIN HAD A DIFFERENT TAKE. 267 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,986 >> TAKE THAT, SPIDER-MAN! 268 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:21,053 AND THAT! 269 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,422 >> I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT THAT HORRIBLE SPIDER-MAN! 270 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,524 I'M A WIDOW ON FIXED INCOME! 271 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,727 >> I READ THE TABLOIDS, SPIDER-MAN! 272 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:28,828 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! 273 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:30,830 >> "OH! HO HO HO! 274 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:33,966 MY POOR OLD BROKEN HIP!" "HA HA HA! 275 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,769 I'LL GET YOU NOW!" "OKAY, SHOW'S OVER. 276 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:39,105 NOW LET ME SHOW YOU MY KUNG-FU GROPE." 277 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:41,907 "GET OFF ME, YOU CREEPY COMIC-BOOK GUY!" 278 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,677 [ SMOOCHING ] >> STAN, HONEY, DINNER'S GETTING 279 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:45,144 COLD! 280 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:45,878 >> ZOUNDS! 281 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:46,712 I'M CAUGHT! 282 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,881 BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE. 283 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:52,385 EXCELSIOR! 284 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:56,756 [ CRASHING ] >> STAN! 285 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:57,890 STAN! 286 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,226 >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 287 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:02,428 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 288 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,563 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 289 00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,732 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 290 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,868 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 291 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,070 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 292 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:13,139 BA-GAWK! BAWK. 293 00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:16,842 >> STAN, WHO IS THE WATCHER? 294 00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:19,845 >> THE WATCHER SITS ON THE MOON AND WATCHES THINGS, JUST LIKE 295 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:22,014 THE PUNISHER PUNISHES THINGS, AND THE SHOCKER -- 296 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:23,582 >> MOVING ON!