1 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:15,982 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 2 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:26,025 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 3 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:38,271 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:41,674 >> WE WERE PLAYING WITH PANDAPPLE'S BALL, BUT WE LOST 5 00:00:41,741 --> 00:00:42,275 IT. 6 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:43,476 >> HERE COMES HELLO KITTY. 7 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:44,644 SHE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO. 8 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,980 >> HELLO, BADTZ-MARU AND KEROPPI. 9 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:49,082 >> HELLO KITTY, YOU HAVE TO HELP US. 10 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:51,117 >> WE LOST PANDAPPLE'S BALL. 11 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:52,152 WHAT DO WE DO? 12 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,753 >> THIS IS A BIG PROBLEM. 13 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:58,425 HURT FEELINGS ARE THE WORST KIND -- EEHHHHH! 14 00:00:58,491 --> 00:01:07,400 [ COUGHS, GASPS ] EEHHHHH! 15 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:15,208 [ GASPING ] [ RETCHING CONTINUES ] 16 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:19,145 [ COUGHS ] AH! OH! 17 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:24,818 HURT FEELINGS ARE THE WORST KIND -- 18 00:01:24,884 --> 00:01:28,721 >> THIS IS DECAF! 19 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:32,459 >> WHY DID WE STOP? 20 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:34,160 >> I-I ARRANGED IT. 21 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:36,362 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 22 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,031 >> OH! WOW. 23 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:39,432 NO. 24 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:40,834 >> OH. 25 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:43,436 UH...OH. 26 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:46,573 [ MERRY-GO-ROUND MUSIC PLAYS ] [ BELL DINGS ] 27 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:09,496 >> YO, MICK, I CAN'T SEE NOTHING. 28 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:11,231 YOU GOT TO OPEN MY EYE. 29 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:11,831 CUT ME, MICK. 30 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:14,601 CUT ME. 31 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:17,603 [ GROANS ] [ BELL DINGS ] 32 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:19,305 OH, I ONLY GOT ONE EYE, MICK. 33 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:20,273 >> LISTEN TO ME, KID. 34 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,708 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 35 00:02:21,774 --> 00:02:22,709 >> ALL RIGHT. 36 00:02:22,775 --> 00:02:28,882 HERE WE GO. 37 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:30,783 >> GOOD JOB, KID! 38 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:31,751 THAT'S RIGHT! 39 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,353 YOU GOT HIM! 40 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:36,356 [ BELL DINGS ] >> ROCKY, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING 41 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:38,458 ABOUT WHEN YOU -- >> ADRIAN! 42 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:39,425 >> ROCKY! 43 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:40,460 >> ADRIAN! 44 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:42,362 >> AAH! 45 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:44,697 >> WE NOW RETURN TO "TWO AND A HALF MEN." 46 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:50,670 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS ISN'T FUNNY! 47 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,171 >> I LOVE YOU, THELMA. 48 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:53,673 >> I LOVE YOU, LOUISE. 49 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,175 [ TIRES SCREECH ] OH, MY GOD, LOUISE! 50 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:15,461 MY SHINBONE'S WEDGED UP IN MY PELVIS! 51 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:16,496 OH! 52 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:19,465 >> [ GROANS ] >> I CAN'T MOVE. 53 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:20,833 OH, NO! 54 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:23,202 >> KNOW WHAT WOULD FEEL SUPER COMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW? 55 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:24,037 >> WHAT, DARLING? 56 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:24,771 >> PRISON. 57 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:25,872 >> OH, GOD! 58 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,774 PRISON SOUNDS SO GOOD. 59 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,810 >> THREE SQUARE MEALS, AN HOUR OF SUNSHINE EVERY DAY. 60 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,145 >> AND BEING ABLE TO WALK. 61 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:34,948 >> IN RETROSPECT, OUR MURDER TRIAL COULD HAVE TAKEN YEARS. 62 00:03:35,014 --> 00:03:37,450 WE COULD HAVE BEEN OUT ON BAIL, EVEN. 63 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:40,153 >> MAYBE EVEN GOTTEN OFF ON A TECHNICALITY. 64 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:40,687 >> YEAH! 65 00:03:40,753 --> 00:03:42,322 >> DON'T GIVE UP HOPE. 66 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:43,823 WE AIN'T DEAD YET. 67 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,992 >> MAYBE THEY CAN FIX US UP AND GIVE US ROBOT PARTS OR 68 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:46,526 SOMETHING. 69 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:47,727 >> YEAH! 70 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:56,035 THEM COPS SHOULD BE AIRLIFTING US OUT OF HERE ANY MINUTE NOW. 71 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:59,272 >> [ GROWLING ] >> OH, HELL. 72 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:03,676 >> THAT WAS THE MOST HEROIC AND NOBLE THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 73 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,379 >> [ BOTH SCREAMING ] >> WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 74 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:10,350 >> JUST THE WIND -- THE WIND OF FREEDOM. 75 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:14,520 >> THIS IS MARTHA! 76 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:18,190 >> HONORED SCIENTISTS, DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES, 77 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:21,694 MEMBERS OF THE PRESS, BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, I HEREBY 78 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:24,397 ANNOUNCE THAT PLUTO IS NO LONGER A PLANET. 79 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:25,064 >> WHAT?! 80 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:26,599 YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE THAT. 81 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:29,569 >> WELL, I JUST DID IT, SUCKA! 82 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:34,273 ALSO, "A" IS NO LONGER A VOWEL, NORTH NO LONGER A DIRECTION. 83 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:35,742 AND OH, YOUR SISTER? 84 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:37,210 NO LONGER A VIRGIN. 85 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:38,478 HI-OH! 86 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,747 [ LAUGHS ] >> WHO ACTUALLY GAVE HIM THAT 87 00:04:40,813 --> 00:04:43,650 POWER? 88 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:51,658 >> LEONARD, HOW COULD YOU?! 89 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:52,859 ADULTERY IS A SIN. 90 00:04:52,925 --> 00:04:55,161 >> NOT ANYMORE IT'S NOT, SWEETIE! 91 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,997 PLUS, NEBRASKA'S NO LONGER A STATE, FUJI'S NO LONGER A 92 00:04:58,064 --> 00:05:00,600 MOUNTAIN, AND PIE -- PIE! -- NO LONGER HAS CARBS. 93 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:02,702 GOTTA FLY! 94 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:12,712 >> STOP OR WE'LL SHOOT! 95 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:15,982 >> NO, YOU WON'T, BECAUSE BABIES NO LONGER GROW UP TO BE COWBOYS, 96 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:19,118 BLACK GUYS ARE NO LONGER LONGER, AND BULLETS ARE NO LONGER 97 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:19,886 DEADLY. 98 00:05:19,952 --> 00:05:23,389 GIVE IT TO ME -- [ ALARM BLARING ] 99 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,358 >> SO I'M GUESSING HE ONLY HAD THE POWER IN THEORY. 100 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:27,994 >> YEAH, I'M GUESSING YOU'RE RIGHT. 101 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:31,330 >> YOU GOTS TO EAT LIGHTNING AND CRAP THUNDER. 102 00:05:31,397 --> 00:05:34,667 SO GETS OUT TO THE STORE AND PICKS UP SOME LIGHTNIN' POPS 103 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:35,835 CEREAL. 104 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:37,870 AND ASK YOUR PARENTS TO GET ONE OF THEM NEW THUNDER-PROOF 105 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:42,542 CRAPPIN' BOWLS FOR THE TOILET ROOM, BECAUSE MICKEY LOVES YA. 106 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:43,176 >> OH, YEAH. 107 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:44,777 COOK, BABY! COOK! 108 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:48,047 ONCE WE GET DONE SELLING ALL THIS CRYSTAL METH, WE'RE GONNA 109 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:51,150 BE ON EASY STREET, AND WE'RE GONNA BE [BLEEP] LAUGHING! 110 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:52,284 >> LAUGHING IS FUN. 111 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:56,055 YOU'RE THE SMARTEST GUY I -- [ BOTH COUGHING ] 112 00:05:56,122 --> 00:06:00,193 OH, MAN. 113 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:02,328 >> I AM CRYSTAR! 114 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:03,596 >> WHOA! 115 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,933 THAT ICICLE IS TALKING TO US! 116 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:11,037 >> MY HOME WORLD, CRYSTALEAN, IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE EVIL MOLTAR! 117 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:14,040 I'VE TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND SPACE TO FIND OTHER CRYSTAL 118 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:16,509 WARRIORS WHO CAN AID ME IN MY QUEST FOR PEACE! 119 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:18,578 ARE YOU CRYSTAL WARRIORS? 120 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:20,213 >> YEAH. 121 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,749 OH, YEAH. 122 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:23,983 >> WHOA! 123 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,052 >> WELCOME TO CRYSTALEAN. 124 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,086 NOW, WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIME. 125 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:30,790 WE MUST STOP MOLTAR BEFORE -- >> [ LAUGHS ] 126 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:33,860 AFTER WE SMOKE THIS DUDE, WE SHOULD SMOKE HIS WHOLE WORLD! 127 00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:36,796 >> [ LAUGHS ] IF THIS GUY WAS THEIR GREATEST 128 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:40,166 HERO, I WOULD LOVE TO MEET THEIR GREATEST "HEROINE." 129 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,901 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> THIS IS SCRUMPTIOUS! 130 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:49,142 >> UGH! 131 00:06:49,207 --> 00:06:50,676 AREN'T YOU HEADING INTO THE OFFICE? 132 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,945 >> DO I LOOK LIKE I'M HEADING INTO THE OFFICE? 133 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:54,947 >> WELL, WHAT IF YOU GET A REPAIR CALL? 134 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:57,416 >> OH, YOU'RE HILARIOUS! 135 00:06:57,483 --> 00:07:01,988 LET'S HEAR IT FOR JOKEY McSHUT THE [BLEEP] UP! 136 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:03,222 >> OH, GO [BLEEP] YOURSELF! 137 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:04,857 IF YOU'RE UNHAPPY, THEN JUST QUIT. 138 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,059 >> GREAT IDEA, RETARD! 139 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:09,796 AND WHO'S GONNA PAY THE MORTGAGE IN THIS DUMP OF A [BLEEP] SHACK 140 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:10,930 YOU CALL A HOME? 141 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,632 >> YOU KNOW THOSE [BLEEP] WASHERS NEVER BREAK DOWN, AND 142 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:14,767 YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU WOULD USE THAT TIME FOR YOUR 143 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:15,902 WRITING. 144 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:19,005 AND I HAVEN'T SEEN PAGE ONE, ERNEST HEMING-[BLEEP]-HEAD. 145 00:07:19,071 --> 00:07:20,206 OH! 146 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,508 >> OH, GOD, HONEY, I-I'M SO SORRY. 147 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:23,442 >> DON'T TOUCH ME! 148 00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:24,644 I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE. 149 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:26,979 I'M TAKING THE KIDS AND I'M GOING TO MY MOTHER'S! 150 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:28,714 DON'T CALL US! 151 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:29,448 >> WAIT! 152 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:34,120 [ SOBS ] WHY DON'T THEY EVER NEED 153 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,388 SERVICE? 154 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:37,924 THEY NEVER BREAK DOWN! 155 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:39,759 BUT I DO! 156 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:47,400 [ SOBS ] THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! 157 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:56,075 [ WAILING ] GIVE US A KISS, BABY. 158 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:59,145 [ MERRY-GO-ROUND MUSIC PLAYS ] >> ARE YOU SURE? 159 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:04,383 >> YEAH. 160 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,188 >> DAMN THESE LAFF-A-LYMPICS. 161 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:11,691 EVEN THOUGH WE CHEAT, WE ALWAYS LOSE. 162 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:14,160 BUT NOT THIS TIME. 163 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:17,196 [ DOOR OPENS ] >> HEY! 164 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:18,297 WHOO! 165 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:21,968 I CAN STOP YOU, FOR I AM SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR! 166 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:23,569 >> WHAT'S GOING ON, YOGI? 167 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:29,575 >> BOO BOO, YOU [BLEEP] BEAR OF AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE. 168 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:32,078 [ ALL SCREAMING ] [ GUNFIRE AND SHOUTING IN 169 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:44,557 DISTANCE ] >> WELL, G-- OH! 170 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:46,025 >> THEY'RE GONE! 171 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:47,994 THEY'RE ALL GONE, EVEN. 172 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:49,862 >> WE HAVE A LIST OF NAMES. 173 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:52,365 ALL HAD A HAND IN PLANNING MUNICH. 174 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:54,500 >> WELL, THEN, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 175 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:57,436 [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] LET'S GET IT ON! 176 00:08:57,503 --> 00:09:00,106 >> I THINK WE'LL GO WITH A DIFFERENT, MORE SUBTLE TALKING 177 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:01,040 DOG WITH THIS ONE. 178 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:02,141 >> LET ME AT 'EM! 179 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,042 LET ME AT 'EM! 180 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,544 I'LL GET 'EM WITH PUPPY... 181 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:09,348 POWE-R-R-R-R-R! 182 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:11,717 >> HE WAS ON THE LIST. 183 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:18,324 >> LIKE, GOOD MORNING, DUDE! 184 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,358 HEY, SCOOB! 185 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:21,494 LIKE, WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 186 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,828 >> SORRY, RAGGY. 187 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,597 MY RAFETY RASN'T RON. 188 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:29,135 [ LAUGHS ] >> DO YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE? 189 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:30,603 >> WHY YOU'RE HERE? 190 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,505 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE. 191 00:09:32,571 --> 00:09:35,942 THERE WEREN'T ANY BETTER HANNA-BARBERA VILLAINS TO ROUND 192 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:37,777 OUT THE REALLY ROTTENS BUT ME? 193 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:39,078 WHO THE HELL AM I? 194 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:42,448 AAH! 195 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:47,053 >> OH, WHAT A WASTE THAT WOULD BE. 196 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,956 OW! 197 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:52,892 > OOPS! WRONG CLUB! 198 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:55,861 >> OH, ORDER. 199 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:03,102 >> ROH! RE'S R-R-R-READ! 200 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:05,805 RENNIE'S A ROG! 201 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:08,607 [ RINGS ] >> HELLO. WHO IS THIS? 202 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:09,909 >> You have a collect call from... 203 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:13,446 >> Captain Cavema-a-a-n! 204 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:16,983 >> SHOULD WE ACCEPT THE CHARGES? 205 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:22,288 >> [ GASPS ] DID WE REVER REALLY ARROMPRISH 206 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:26,425 RANYTHING? 207 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:28,461 MMM! YUM YUM! 208 00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:29,362 YUM YUM YUM! 209 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:33,566 [ LAUGHS ] AH-ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO! 210 00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,968 >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 211 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:38,104 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 212 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,239 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 213 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,408 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 214 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,543 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 215 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,746 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 216 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,814 BA-GAWK! BAWK.