[ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE!
>> SORRY ABOUT AIDS.
THAT WAS ME.
>> OOH HOO!
MANTENNA AND GRIZZLOR ARE ATTACKING THE WHISPERING WOODS!
WE NEED SHE-RA -- >> Shh!
KOWL, THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME.
>> NOT A GOOD TIME?!
BUT THEY'RE SLAUGHTERING THE TWIGGETS!
>> THE TWIGGETS WILL HAVE TO WAIT!
ADORA HAS A VISITOR.
>> A VISITOR?
WHAT KIND OF VISITOR?
>> HER "AUNT FLOW" IS IN TOWN?
>> ADORA DOESN'T HAVE AN AUNT FLOW.
>> MADAME RAZZ, WHERE IS ADORA?!
SHADOW WEAVER AND LEECH ARE ATTACKING THE CRYSTAL CASTLE!
>> SORRY, SPIRIT.
SHE CAN'T HELP YOU RIGHT NOW.
>> BUT WE NEED SHE-RA!
>> ADORA'S RIDING THE "COTTON PONY," IF YOU GET MY MEANING.
>> SHE GOT ANOTHER HORSE?
>> NO, SPIRIT, IT'S NOT A REAL --
>> I TURN INTO SWIFT WIND!
CAN THIS COTTON PONY DO THAT?
>> MADAME RAZZ, CATRA, SCORPIA, AND ENTRAPTA ARE ATTACKING
CASTLE BRIGHT MOON.
>> SHE-RA IS UNAVAILABLE, BOW.
>> UNAVAILABLE?
>> YES!
ADORA IS..."FLOATING ON THE CRIMSON TIDE" RIGHT NOW.
>> WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH A PARTICULAR TYPE OF
ALGAL BLOOM COMMON TO THE EASTERN GULF OF MEXICO?
>> NEVER MIND!
NEITHER ADORA NOR SHE-RA CAN HELP ANY OF YOU RIGHT NOW.
COME BACK IN, SAY, FIVE DAYS.
MAYBE FOUR, IF IT'S A LIGHT MONTH.
>> BUT WE NEED SHE-RA!
>> THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
>> SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
SHU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-T UP!
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET AROUND HERE?!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] YOU WANT SHE-RA?
IS THAT IT, HUH?!
HERE SHE COMES!
FOR THE HONOR OF GRAYSKULL, I AM SHE-RA!
NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!
[ CRASHING ] >> OH, DEARY, ME, THIS ISN'T
GOOD.
>> [ GRUNTS ] WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE
ONE -- >> COME HERE!
>> NO, WAIT!
UNH!
>> YA-A-A-A-H!
HYAH!
>> OW!
OHH!
>> AAH!
>> WHY, YOU -- HEY! OW!
OW!
>> GET OVER HERE!
>> HEY, MY EY-- >> OH!
>> OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
HYAH!
>> AAH! AAH!
>> THERE!
NOW CAN I GET SOME [BLEEP] SLEEP?!
>> AAH! KILL ME!
PLEASE KILL ME!
>> SHUT UP!
>> HI, THANKS.
IT'S A SWEATER.
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ] UH...
>> WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE OF GETTING LAID WITHOUT A CAR!
>> EVERYBODY'S GOT A SEX MACHINE BUT US.
>> GUYS, GUYS, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WE'RE SURROUNDED BY POSSIBILITIES.
THESE PARTS COULD BE SEX-O-MATIC...
[ INSTRUMENTAL BEAT ] ...VIBROMATIC...
[ INSTRUMENTAL BEAT ] ...VULVA-MATIC.
[ INSTRUMENTAL BEAT ] WHY, IT COULD BE HUMP LIGHTNING!
♪ WE'LL GET SOME LUBRICATION AND SLIDE IT UP AND DOWN THESE
RODS ♪ >> ♪ CIRCLE JERKIN' ♪
♪ I GOT MY WIENER WORKIN' ♪ >> ♪ FILL IT WITH LIBIDO AND
SHOW IT TO THE HORMONE GODS ♪ >> ♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪
♪ MY ROCKET'S JUST IGNITED ♪ >> ♪ AND THEN WE'LL SHOW IT ALL
OUR MOVES, AND WE'LL SIC IT ON SOME BOOBS ♪
♪ AND WE'LL SURELY BE HIT WHEN WE'RE BRINGING BACK SOME TITS ♪
♪ HUMP LIGHTNING ♪ >> ♪ HUMPIN', HUMPIN', HUMPIN' ♪
♪ HUMPIN', HUMPIN', HUMPIN' ♪ ♪ HUMPIN' ♪
♪ YEAH ♪ >> CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S SO COOL.
NOW GO FIND US SOMETHING TO HUMP.
>> WEREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A CAR?
[ BELL DINGS ] [ METAL THUMPING ]
[ JUKEBOX PLAYS ] >> YO, MAN!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
YOU CAN'T HUMP A JUKEBOX.
IT'S SO CRAZY!
PEOPLE ARE LOOKING.
YOU'RE GETTING A BAD REP.
[ BELL DINGS ] >> ♪ I'M FINE ♪
♪ ME TOO ♪ ♪ WE'RE GAY ♪
♪ HOW ABOUT YOU? ♪ ♪ I'M FINE ♪
♪ ME TOO ♪ ♪ TELL ON US,
AND WE'LL TELL ON YOU ♪ >> HI, SHERLOCK!
>> HIYA, GIRLS!
>> ♪ THE STORY BOX ♪ >> IT SEEMS LIKE THE STORY BOX
WANTS TO TELL US A STORY.
>> LET'S TAKE A LOOK INSIDE.
[ BOTH GASP ] >> OOH!
NEATO!
>> WOW!
>> HEY, HEY!
WHAT YOU WANT TO BE IS A SI-I-I-I-I-N!
A SI-I-I-I-I-N!
[ BOTH SCREAM ] >> JUST SHUT YOUR EYES,
SHERLOCK!
WHATEVER HAPPENS, KEEP THEM SHUT!
>> AAH! AAH!
AA-A-A-A-H!
>> AA-A-A-A-H!
>> WOW.
I HATE BIBLICAL STORIES.
>> SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING?
>> SURPRISE ME.
>> HMM.
[ HAMMERING ] >> PERFECT.
>> HEY, KIDS!
FEELING RUN DOWN FROM ALL THE CHEMO, SPINAL TAPS, AND GENERAL
MALPRACTICE-WORTHY DOCTORING?
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED SOME CRITICAL LOVE -- STAT!
SAY HELLO TO THE INTENSIVE CARE BEARS.
TRY SKIN-GRAFT BEAR!
HE'S AN INSPIRATIONAL PATCHWORK OF LOVE.
>> HE SMELLS LIKE MORPHINE SULFATE!
>> FEELING RUN DOWN?
GIVE A WHEEZE FOR SEVERE COMBINED IMMUNE DEFICIENCY
SYNDROME BEAR, OR "SCIDS" FOR SHORT!
>> WE BOTH WANT TO WALK ON GRASS!
>> AND LET'S NOT FORGET LOW T-CELL BEAR.
>> BEING BORN WITH AIDS WON'T SLOW HIM DOWN!
>> THE INTENSIVE CARE BEARS -- THEY'RE A CURE FOR YOUR HEART!
>> INTENSIVE CARE BEARS ONLY CURE YOUR HEART METAPHORICALLY.
SOME BEARS MAY CAUSE RASH, INFECTION, LOSS OF VISION,
AND/OR LOOSE STOOLS.
>> I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY.
[ DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYS ] >> ♪ DOO-WOP, DOO-WOP ♪
♪ DOO-WOP DOO-WOP, DOO-WOP DOO-WOP ♪
♪ DOO-WOP ♪ [ METAL THUMPING ]
[ BALL CRACKS ON BAT ] >> I'M GONNA GET IT! I GOT IT!
OH, MY -- OH, MY GOD!
>> STAR WARS, SPONGEBOB, BATMAN, HARRY POTTER -- THE WORLD OF
LEGO HAS ALL YOUR FAVORITES!
NOW GET READY FOR THE OSCAR-WINNING "BABEL."
>> AWESOME!
>> I AM A MOROCCAN BOY!
I AM GOING TO SHOOT THAT BUS!
BLAM BLAM!
>> TOUR BUS PLAYSET UNFOLDS TO REVEAL ALL YOUR FAVORITE
CHARACTERS, LIKE BRAD PITT!
>> HELP! MY WIFE!
I NEED A DOCTOR!
>> TURN THIS BUS AROUND!
THIS COUNTRY'S FULL OF MUSLIMS, AND I'M SCARED LIKE A LITTLE
GIRL!
>> THRILL TO ACTION AND EXCITEMENT AT THE U.S./MEXICAN
BORDER!
>> AY, CARAMBA!
>> EVEN COMES WITH A RINKO KIKUCHI FIGURE.
>> I FEEL FUNNY.
>> "BABEL" PLAYSET COMES WITH EVERYTHING SHOWN HERE.
PRETENTIOUSNESS SOLD SEPARATELY.
FROM LEGO!
>> AWW!
>> COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COO!
LOOK AT THE BABY!
>> WHAT A CUTE LITTLE BABY!
>> AWW!
LOOK AT THE LITTLE!
AWW!
>> WHO'S A BABY?
[ THUNDER CRASHING ] >> PAPA SMURF!
PAPA SMURF!
IT IS SMURFING LIKE A MOTHER SMURFER!
WHAT IF THE DAM BREAKS?!
>> THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I'M PAPA SMURF AND YOU'RE JUST,
UH...UH...
WHICH SMURF ARE YOU?
>> I'M ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS SMURF.
>> THAT DAM WAS SMURFED BY THE FINEST CONSTRUCTION CREW THE
FOREST HAS TO OFFER.
[ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ WOOD CREAKING ]
>> I DIDN'T EVACUATE WHEN THEM CHIPMUNKS WENT RABID, AND THAT
WAS BAD!
SURE AS HELL AIN'T EVACUATIN' FOR A LITTLE RAIN --
AAH!
[ THUNDER CRASHING ] >> DESTRUCTION, DEVASTATION, A
COMMUNITY IN RUINS.
HOW DID IT COME TO THIS?
WHY DID THE DAM FAIL?
>> I'VE SPENT MY ENTIRE ADULT LIFE SEARCHING FOR THE SMURF
VILLAGE!
HOW DID ANDERSON [BLEEP] COOPER FIND IT IN LESS THAN A DAY?!
>> MEOW.
>> AND WHERE IS THE KING DURING THE GREATEST CRISIS THE FOREST
HAS EVER KNOWN?
>> PAPA SMURF SAYS THE KING DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLUE PEOPLE,
AND PAPA SMURF IS ALWAYS RIGHT BECAUSE PAPA SMURF --
PAPA SMURF!
>> WHAT IS IT, BRAINY?
>> USUALLY THE OTHER SMURFS KICK ME OUT OF THE VILLAGE WHEN I
START TALKING TOO MUCH, BUT...
[ SHUDDERED BREATHING ] THERE ARE NO SMURFS LEFT!
>> HA HA HA!
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
[ LAUGHING ] [ HUMMING ]
[ CHUCKLING ] [ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
[ HUMMING ] AHH. [ SNIFFS ]
TRIUMPH AT LAST!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ MUNCHING ]
AHH!
[ SLURPS ] HELLO.
IT'S GARGAMEL.
YES, THE USUAL.
WITH FRIED RICE, PLEASE.
FOR ONE.
[ SIGHS ] >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.
>> UGH!
I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS.
THE EPISODE WE WROTE WAS A MINUTE TOO SHORT.
QUICK, GUYS!
BRING OUT THE WHEEL OF IDEAS!
[ PEGS CLACKING ] FARTING RETARDS GETTING KICKED
IN THE BALLS IT IS.
[ "BENNY HILL"-LIKE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ♪ LA LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA ♪ OW! HEY!
[ FARTING ] OHH!
I'LL GET YOU!
OW! QUIT HITTING ME IN THE FACE!
HYAH!
OHH!
>> YOU CAN'T KICK ME, BUT I'LL FART ON YOUR FACE!
YES, INTELLIGENT HUMOR!
THE GREATEST!
>> HEY!