[ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE!
>> [ SNORING ] [ CLOCK BEEPING ]
>> SENT FROM PLANET KRYPTON TO AID SUPERMAN IN THE FIGHT FOR
JUSTICE, THESE ARE THE SUPERPETS --
KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG...
STREAKY THE SUPERCAT...
>> [ MEOWS ] >> [ BELLOWING ]
[ GLASS BREAKING ] >> ...BEPPO THE SUPERMONKEY...
>> [ NEIGHING ] >> ...COMET THE SUPERHORSE...
>> AAH!
>> ...HISSY THE SUPERSNAKE.
THEY ARE THE...
>> AFTER A WHOLE MONTH IN SPACE, I CAN'T WAIT TO HUG THOSE
LOVEABLE SUPERPETS.
[ GASPS ] THE SUPERPETS!
NO!
OHH!
[ KEYPAD BEEPING ] [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
>> HELLO?
>> BECKY, THIS IS S-- WE-- WELL, IS SHE THERE?
>> ONE SECOND.
>> HELLO, BECKY?
SUPERMAN HERE.
DID YOU, UH -- >> [ INDISTINCT SPEAKING ]
>> NO! NO, BECKY!
NOT NEXT MONTH!
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WATCH THEM THIS MONTH!
THIS MONTH, BECKY!
>> I'M SO SORRY.
WE JUST COULDN'T REDUCE HIS FEVER FOR THE FLAVOR OF A
PRINGLES.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> WE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF
THIS!
SEND OUT THE CALL, ENSIGN.
WE NEED VOLTRON!
>> RIGHT AWAY, COMMANDER.
>> Together: VOLTRON FORCE, GO!
>> WE'RE BEING RIPPED APART!
>> DON'T YOU WORRY, COMMANDER.
THAT ROBEAST WILL BE SINGING A DIFFERENT TUNE ONCE VOLTRON GETS
HERE.
>> WHERE THE HELL IS VOLTRON?!
>> DON'T YOU WORRY, SIR.
VOLTRON WON'T LET US DOWN.
>> WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE IT BACK TO STEP SIX.
>> [ Coughing ] IS THAT VOLTRON?
>> YES, SON. HE'S RIGHT HERE.
IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY.
[ GUNSHOT ] >> VOLTRON'S ON THE SCENE!
>> VOLTRON?!
WHERE -- WHERE WERE YOU?!
>> WE GOT HERE AT THE SPEED OF JUSTICE!
>> NOT EVEN THE REAL VOLTRON.
IT'S JUST THAT STUPID VEHICLE ONE.
[ GUNSHOT ] >> VOLTRON!
>> CONGRATULATIONS, DR. PEPPER.
>> MY GOD -- A PLANET WHERE APES EVOLVED FROM MEN?
>> APE.
>> WHAT THE [BLEEP] DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?
>> YOU SAID "APES," PLURAL.
THERE'S ONLY ONE APE -- ME.
IT KIND OF SUCKS, BUT, HEY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, MAN.
WE CAN PLAY PARCHEESI.
>> OHH!
YOU MANIACS!
YOU BLEW IT UP!
>> ME PERSONALLY?
NO. NO, NO, NO.
[ CHUCKLES ] I THINK THERE WERE SOME OTHER
APES, BUT THEY LEFT ON A SPACESHIP LIKE FOREVER AGO.
[ CHUCKLES ] I'M A LITTLE FUZZY ON THE
HISTORY.
>> OHH, DAMN YOU!
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
>> [ Laughing ] HEY!
YEAH! THERE YOU GO!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
ANYWAY, I'M GONNA GO GET A SMOOTHIE.
YOU WANT ONE?
[ DRUM ROLL ] >> YES, I'D LIKE THAT VERY MUCH,
NEW FRIEND.
>> HMM?
[ GUNSHOT ] >> [ GROWLS ]
>> [ GROWLING ] >> OH, I FOUND IT.
THIS IS THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE.
[ PAC-MAN THEME MUSIC PLAYING ] [ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ GUNSHOTS ] [ ELECTRONIC SQUEALING ]
>> [ SNORING ] [ SNORTS ]
[ GROANS ] [ EXHALES ]
[ MICE SQUEAKING ] >> WAIT, WAIT, STOP THE
EXECUTION!
THE GOVERNOR CALLED!
OH, THAT'S ME -- ALWAYS A DAY LATE AND DOLLAR SHORT!
THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES, BUT HOW TO FEED THE FAMILY?
>> TIME PILOTS, CARMEN HAS STOLEN THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.
WE NEED YOU TO HEAD TO THE YEAR IT WAS BUILT AND BRING BACK THAT
BRIDGE.
>> YOU HEARD HER, KIDS.
WE'VE GOT TO RETRIEVE THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.
[ CELLPHONE PLAYING MUSIC ] UH, I GOT TO TAKE THIS.
JANINE, I'M DOING THE SHOW.
I TOLD YOU WE'D TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
>> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
>> WELL, I HAVE MORE TO SAY.
>> NO, NOW.
>> NO, NOT NOW.
WHAT THE [BLEEP] YOU WANT ME TO LOSE MY JOB?
>> I DON'T CARE.
>> OH, NICE.
HE'S THERE NOW, ISN'T HE?
YOU [BLEEP] WHORE!
WELL, THEN I WANT MY JACKET BACK!
>> NO WAY.
>> YES, WAY!
IT'S MY [BLEEP] JACKET!
>> IT WAS A GIFT!
>> NO, A GIFT IS SOMETHING YOU GIVE SOMEONE YOU LOVE, YOU DUMB
BITCH!
UH, HEY, KIDS.
UH, THAT WAS THE CHIEF AGAIN, AND SHE SAID SHE MADE A MISTAKE.
CARMEN DIDN'T STEAL THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE AFTER ALL.
SHE ACTUALLY STOLE A MAGICAL LEATHER JACKET, AND WE NEED YOUR
HELP TO GET IT BACK.
SO, ARE YOU WITH ME?
>> WHAT'S SO MAG-- >> AND WE'RE OFF!
>> AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE ANSWERING QUESTIONS?
>> I'LL GIVE YOU A QUESTION -- WHAT YEAR DID THAT [BLEEP] BITCH
RUIN MY LIFE?
DON'T KNOW?
TRICK QUESTION!
SHE RUINED THREE [BLEEP] YEARS OF MY LIFE!
IS THIS FRANKLIN STREET?
[ Crying ] YOU WHORE!
I LOVED YOU!
AND YOU [BLEEP] IT ALL UP.
I GAVE THIS TO YOU BECAUSE IT MEANT SOMETHING, STUPID.
THAT WAS THE DAY YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME.
WHAT WAS THAT DAY, KIDS?
>> Together: NOVEMBER 8th.
>> NOVEMBER [BLEEP] 8th.
3 POINTS FOR YOU, KIDS.
[ SOBBING ] [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ Slurring ] WHEN DID FIREMEN FIRST START USING POLES, SUSAN?
>> 1878.
>> BINGO!
HOORAY!
CARMEN IS SAFE.
>> WHERE ARE -- >> I ASK THE QUESTIONS!
[ TIRES SCREECH ] [ CRASHING ]
>> I-I-I-I SWEAR IT HAPPENED IN BATTLE.
>> HI! WHAT'S UP?
KONNICHIWA! BIENVENU!
I'M ENTREPRENEUR AND ALLEGED RAPIST JOE FRANCIS.
WHEN I STARTED "GIRLS GONE WILD," I HAD NO IDEA THAT 10
YEARS OF SEMI-CONSENSUAL ORGIES WOULD LEAVE ME SO DESENSITIZED.
BUT LOOK -- DON'T FEEL A THING!
ANYWAY, MY QUEST TO ACHIEVE AN ERECTION LED ME TO SOME DARK
TERRITORY, AND NOW YOU CAN COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE.
OHH HO HO!
HURTS SO GOOD!
>> WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.
>> AND THE "GIRLS GONE WILD" CAMERAS CATCH IT ALL.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW FAR THESE GIRLS ARE WILLING TO GO.
YOU'RE 18, RIGHT?
>> YEAH, SURE!
WHOO!
I WANT TO BE POPULAR!
>> THE CENOBITES HAVE USED UP EVERY CHEAP THRILL ON HELL AND
EARTH, BUT THEY'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
JEALOUS? ORDER NOW!
[ GROANS ] >> HYAH!
RAH!
>> DRAC, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
HALF THE DAY IS GONE!
>> UGH, I WAS ON A STAKEOUT.
>> WELL, WE'VE GOT A SITUATION.
TERRORISTS HAVE CALLED IN A THREAT, BUT OUR SUSPECT'S NOT
TALKING.
>> LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM.
I'LL FIND OUT WHAT HE KNOWS.
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
L-LISTEN. LISTEN.
I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE TERRORISTS AND THEIR BOMB PLOT.
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING.
>> IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT.
>> WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
B-BUT I'VE DECIDED TO -- >> [ GROWLS ]
HE WOULDN'T TALK.
>> DAMN IT, DRAC!
WELL, WE'VE STILL GOT THREE MORE SUSPECTS.
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?
>> NO, I'M ON A LIQUID DIET.
>> I SAID YES!
YES, I'LL TELL YOU!
AAH!
[ CLOCK BEEPING ] >> THE BOMB'S ON FLIGHT 421!
>> BUT, DRAC, IT'S ALREADY IN THE AIR!
>> NOBODY MOVE!
WE'VE GOT A BOMB!
>> WHOA!
>> WHAT IN THE -- HUH?!
>> [ GROWLS ] >> EXCUSE ME, SIR.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RETURN TO YOUR SE-- OHH!
[ CELLPHONE BEEPING ] >> WHAT?
>> DRAC, THE HIJACKER'S IN THE COCKPIT.
THE BOMB'S GONNA BLOW IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES IF WE DON'T
MEET HIS DEMANDS!
>> EVERYBODY DOWN! GET DOWN!
WHERE'S THE BOMB?
>> BITE ME.
>> WHERE'S THE BOMB?!
>> YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.
>> I AM DEAD.
>> AAH!
>> THROW IT!
>> WAIT FOR IT.
>> BUT IT'S A BOMB!
>> WAIT FOR IT.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
AND NOW!
[ WHISTLING ] >> EH? WHAT IS THAT?
IS THAT A -- [ CELLPHONE BEEPING ]
>> YEAH?
>> HOW'D IT GO, DRAC?
>> WELL, I TOOK CARE OF THE BOMB, BUT I'M AFRAID ALL THE
PASSENGERS ARE DEAD.
>> BUT WE'RE NOT DEAD.
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.