[ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE!
>> NOW, THIS WILL ONLY HURT FOR A SECOND.
>> AAH!
>> MY EYE! MY EYE!
AAH! AAH!
OW, OW!
AAH, OW!
OW, OW!
[ SCREAMING ] [ BABBLING INCOHERENTLY ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ] >> AAH!
>> OH, OH, AAH, AAH, AAH!
AND THAT'S WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU FLINCH.
OH, NO, ARTHUR.
THIS SHOT DOESN'T GO IN YOUR ARM.
IT GOES IN THE TIP OF YOUR PENIS.
>> GO!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> I AM NOT A CRIMINAL.
>> NICE TRY, MARY JANE.
NOW, WHERE'S THE [BLEEP] COKE?
>> NO COKE.
I AM A WITCH DOCTOR.
[ BOTH LAUGH ] STOP IT!
THOSE ARE MYSTICAL ITEMS.
>> MORE LIKE A MYSTICAL ASS SCRATCHER.
>> NO, NO, DO NOT DO THAT!
YOU'RE GOING TO OPEN UP A DIMENSIONAL RIFT.
>> BEN, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE HUMAN AGAIN.
>> BEN? HOLY CRAP.
THE HAITIAN WAS RIGHT.
>> OH, BEN, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
>> HUH?
OH, AND I'M HAPPY, TOO, SWEET CHEEKS.
[ ALARM BLARING ] >> DR. DOOM MUST BE ATTACKING.
QUICKLY TO THE FANTASTICAR.
>> WOW, THE FANTASTIC FOUR!
>> ALL SHALL KNEEL BEFORE DR. DOOM.
>> AAH!
>> CURSES. THE FANTASTIC FLAMER.
>> I'M THE HUMAN TORCH, YOU ASS.
MY ONE WEAKNESS.
>> AAH!
>> OH, DID I JUST HIT SOMETHING?
HUH, GUESS NOT.
[ THUDDING ] IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE I'M DRAGGING
SOMETHING, BUT I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
HEY, DR. DOOM, COOL.
>> GIVE IT UP, DOOM.
YOU'RE FINISHED.
>> DOOM SHALL NEVER CEASE HIS EFFORTS TO DESTROY YOU ALL --
NEVER!
DOOM IS INVINCIBLE.
UH, WAIT.
>> GREAT SCOTT!
BEN, WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> HE WAS RESISTING ARREST.
LOOKS LIKE A CLEAN KILL TO ME.
>> [ SHIVERING ] >> YOU'RE BEING AWFULLY QUIET,
SUE.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ] BITCH.
>> IF I'M HERE, I WONDER WHERE THAT BEN GUY IS.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] >> WHO IS IT?
>> IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!
>> HOLY [BLEEP] >> YEAH!
YEAH!
[ LAUGHS ] >> DOES, UH, DOES VIC LOOK
DIFFERENT TO YOU?
>> NOW, WHO CAN TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE BATTLE OF
HASTINGS?
NO! YOU PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR [BLEEP] DOWN!
DOWN! DOWN!
I WILL KILL YOU!
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF [BLEEP] DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
ANYONE ELSE?
>> [ MOANING PLEASURABLY ] OH, YEAH.
[ MECHANICAL WHIRRING ] >> WHERE THE HELL AM I?
VIBRATRON TO PRIME.
THE DECEPTICONS MUST HAVE CAPTURED ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM, BUT I'LL INCREASE VIBRATION.
>> [ MOANING PLEASURABLY ] >> IN OTHER FOREST NEWS, A LOCAL
GIRL WAS ANALLY VIOLATED BY A BEAR TODAY.
>> WELL, SHE ATE THEM BEARS' PORRIDGE.
NEVER EAT NO BEAR'S PORRIDGE.
>> THE VICTIM, 18-YEAR-OLD GOLDILOCKS SANCHEZ, IS CURRENTLY
RECUPERATING IN THE ANAL-RECOVERY WING OF THE
WESTBROOK MEDICAL CENTER.
THE ACCUSED BEAR, 34-YEAR-OLD PAPA BEAR, FACES SERIOUS CHARGES
BUT HAS ALREADY SIGNED A FIVE-YEAR CONTRACT WITH
VIVID VIDEO.
>> WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'VE GOT A BEAR ANALLY PORKING CHICKS.
I'LL SELL A BILLION COPIES OF "PAPA BEAR POOPER PARTY."
I MEAN, UH, THANK GOD WE LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE YOU CAN FILM
BEARS HAVING SEX WITH HUMANS, HUH?
OH, WAIT, WE DON'T?
[ BEEP ] SO LONG, ASSHOLES.
[ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]
>> I MADE THIS SNOW ANGEL FOR GRANDMA, BECAUSE SHE IS AN ANGEL
NOW.
I HATE YOU, GRANDMA.
>> THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING.
WELL, IT WAS A LONG FLIGHT, BUT WE'RE ON OUR FINAL APPROACH TO
LONDON.
NOW'S THE LAST CHANCE TO USE THOSE LAVATORIES.
[ TOILETS FLUSHING ] >> WHOO!
THEY SURE ARE PISSING UP A STORM.
CAN OUR SYSTEM HANDLE THAT?
>> OH, I'M SURE IT'S FINE.
[ ALARM BLARING ] >> MAYDAY.
WE HAVE A FROZEN-PISSBALL EMERGENCY.
>> OOH, YES, PROPER TEA AND SHEPHERD'S PIE, AND MEAT...
>> OH, YES, YES, QUITE...
SO, HERE WE ARE IN THE HOT SUN.
THE QUEEN IS DEAD IN A CRATER, AND ALL AROUND, THE GROUND IS
SOAKED WITH PISS.
IT'S A MYSTERY.
>> YES, YES.
>> IT'S QUITE A MYSTERY.
>> I'M CONFOUNDED BY THIS.
>> PLEASE ENJOY TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCE OF
"DON'T BE RIDICULOUS," STARRING "PERFECT STRANGERS'"
BRONSON PINCHOT AND RAPPER CHRIS "LUDACRIS" BRIDGES.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
YOU MIND IF I SIT RIGHT HERE?
>> WELL, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
MAN, THERE'S A LOT OF FINE-LOOKING HOES OUT HERE
TODAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
YEAH.
>> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
>> I'M LUDACRIS.
>> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
>> HA.
NO, MAN, I-I'M SERIOUS.
THAT -- THAT'S MY NAME, MAN.
I-IT'S LUDACRIS.
>> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
>> IT'S LUDACRIS.
>> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
>> MOTHER [BLEEP] I AM NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH.
ARE YOU HEARING ME?
I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY.
>> COUSIN LARRY?
>> YOU WANT TO DIE, MOTHER [BLEEP]
>> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
>> AND I'M NOT BEING RIDICULOUS, BITCH!
YOU WANT TO SEE RIDICULOUS?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
[ CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS ] THAT [BLEEP] WAS RIDICULOUS.
>> Both: ♪ DON'T BE ♪ ♪ DON'T BE ♪
♪ RIDICULOUS ♪ >> THANK YOU.
>> YES! YES!
AND DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
[ TIRES SCREECH ] [ CRASH, THUD ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ] >> WELL, MY DOG IS ALWAYS
BARKING DOWN THAT HOLE, SO I FIGURED THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING IN THERE.
>> RATS, SNAKES.
COULD BE ANY NUMBER OF REASONS TO OVERBILL YOU.
BUT NOT TO WORRY.
I GOT SOMETHING THAT'LL TAKE CARE OF THE PROBLEM.
>> UH, WILL THAT KILL THEM ALL?
>> NO.
IT'S SO I KNOW WHERE TO THROW THIS.
>> ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY DAY ♪ ♪ FRAGGLES SAY IT'S A HAPPY
DAY ♪ ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY DAY ♪
♪ NOTHING COULD GO WRONG ♪ [ SCREAMING ]
>> HOLY CRAP!
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
RUN!
>> HURRY, HURRY!
>> OH, STOP!
OH, THAT'S BAD.
>> WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WE HAVE NO HOME.
>> HEY, HEY!
UNCLE TRAVELING MATT'S BEEN SENDING ME POSTCARDS FROM THE
OUTER WORLD FOR YEARS.
WITH THEIR GUIDANCE, I'LL FIND US A NEW FRAGGLE ROCK.
>> WAIT!
STOP!
>> WHAT'S WRONG, WEMBLEY?
>> I SEE A TERRIBLE THING COMING.
FIRE AND DEATH.
THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE.
SOMETHING VERY BAD IS COMING.
>> YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO WORK ON THE "PRE" PART OF PREMONITION,
DOUCHE BAG.
IN YOUR BALLS.
>> TAKE THAT!
>> YEAH, KICK THE BALLS!
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> I NOW HAVE A VAGINA.
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
>> UNCLE MATT SAYS THEY'RE CALLED "BEEP, BEEP.
"OUT OF THE WAY, ASSHOLE," BUT THEY'RE HARMLESS.
[ HORN BLARES ] >> OUT OF THE WAY, ASSHOLE!
[ HORNS BLARING ] >> OUT OF THE WAY, ASSHOLE!
[ TIRES SCREECHING, CARS CRASHING ]
>> AAAAAHH!
>> D-D...
DEATH.
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE WARNED US.
I'M SURE OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL IN THE PAST.
HURRY. IT'S RIGHT BEHIND US!
>> GO, GO, GO, GO!
>> [ SCREAMING ] >> [ BARKS ]
>> [ Weakly ] HEY, GUYS, HELP -- UH, PLEASE KILL ME.
KILL ME, PLEASE.
WAIT, WAIT...STOP.
I CHANGED MY MIND.
>> HANG IN THERE.
WE'RE ALMOST DONE.
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] I CAN'T GO ON.
JUST LEAVE ME.
>> WE NEED FOOD, GOBO.
WE'RE STARVING.
>> I SMELL RADISHES.
[ CRUNCH! ] [ STRAINING ]
>> HE WAS RIGHT.
LOOK AT ALL THE RADISHES.
>> All: HOORAY!
>> EAT UP.
THERE'S PLENTY.
>> HOORAY!
>> WE MADE IT.
>> THIS IS IT, GANG.
THIS IS OUR NEW HOME.
AND NOW TO START REPOPULATING.
[ LAUGHS ] >> WAIT.
I'M GETTING ANOTHER VISION.
I SEE...
THAT I'M GONNA GET MY FREAK ON!
[ LAUGHS ] >> W-WHAT IS THAT?
[ SCREAMING ] >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK.