1 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:15,982 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 2 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:26,025 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 3 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:39,939 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:40,006 --> 00:00:42,442 [ UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYS ] >> BLAM! BLAM! 5 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:50,450 I'M MAGNUM P.I. 6 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,685 ♪ I WEAR HAWAIIAN SHIRTS, AND I GOT A HAIRY CHEST ♪ 7 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:54,521 BLAM, PUNK! 8 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:55,355 VROOM, VROOM! 9 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:56,990 >> ALMOST TIME FOR DINNER, DEAR. 10 00:00:57,056 --> 00:00:58,491 >> SHUT UP, HIGGINS! 11 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,027 >> PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH, PUH. 12 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:02,195 HOWDY, MAGNUM. 13 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:03,463 >> WHAT'S UP, T.C.? 14 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:04,763 >> I'M A HELICOPTER. 15 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:06,733 WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH. 16 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,369 >> THERE'S THAT MEDDLING PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR WHO BROKE UP MY 17 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:10,303 DRUG-SMUGGLING RING. 18 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:12,472 >> UH, YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 19 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:13,506 >> SHIRT, HAT. 20 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:14,841 IT'S GOT TO BE HIM. 21 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,477 I'M GONNA TEACH THAT SON OF A BITCH A LESSON HE'LL NEVER 22 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:17,977 FORGET! 23 00:01:18,044 --> 00:01:18,812 >> VROOM, VROOM. 24 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:20,180 >> GOTCHA, MAGNUM! 25 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,214 ALL RIGHT, MAGNUM. 26 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:22,315 WHO TIPPED YOU OFF? 27 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:24,217 WHO'S THE RAT IN MY ORGANIZATION? 28 00:01:24,283 --> 00:01:26,986 >> I WANT MY MOMMY-Y-Y! 29 00:01:27,053 --> 00:01:29,055 >> OKAY, I'M LOSING FAITH THAT THIS IS THE REAL MAGNUM. 30 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,323 >> WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? 31 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:32,592 >> WELL, 'CAUSE THIS MAGNUM JUST CRAPPED HIMSELF. 32 00:01:32,658 --> 00:01:33,693 >> WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH. 33 00:01:33,759 --> 00:01:35,328 YOU ALL BETTER LET MAGNUM GO, SUCKERS! 34 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:36,729 WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH, WUH. 35 00:01:36,795 --> 00:01:38,497 >> HOLY [BLEEP] THEY GOT A CHOPPER! 36 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:39,833 GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 37 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:41,401 >> HOLD ON! 38 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:42,068 >> OH, MY GOD! 39 00:01:42,134 --> 00:01:43,002 WE RAN OVER THAT KID! 40 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:45,771 >> WHERE'S YOUR AIR SUPPORT NOW, MAGNUM? 41 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,574 >> I WANT TO GO HO-O-O-ME! 42 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:48,475 >> THIS IS CRAZY! 43 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:49,209 STOP THE CAR! 44 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,109 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 45 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:51,344 LET GO OF THE WHEEL. 46 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:54,146 [ EXPLOSION ] >> I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, 47 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,492 MAGNUM P.I. 48 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:06,292 >> WHAT? 49 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:08,127 WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED? 50 00:02:08,193 --> 00:02:12,065 >> [ WHIMPERING ] >> [ GROWLING ] 51 00:02:12,131 --> 00:02:15,401 [ LAUGHS ] ONLY A SILVER BULLET CAN KILL 52 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:16,236 ME. 53 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:17,603 >> WELL. 54 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:18,271 >> UH. 55 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:20,773 NO! NO! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! 56 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,043 STOP IT! STOP IT! 57 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:30,116 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] HUH? 58 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:31,818 WHAT THE [BLEEP] OW! JESUS! 59 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:34,654 OW! OW! OW! OW! 60 00:02:55,041 --> 00:03:02,749 >> [ GRUNTING ] [ FARTING SPORADICALLY ] 61 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:05,251 [ FARTING LOUDLY ] [ TOILET WATER SPLASHING ] 62 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:20,400 [ FARTING AND SPLASHING CONTINUES ] 63 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:22,769 [ FLUSHING ] >> THE BOOK SAYS HE'S STILL NOT 64 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:30,276 DEAD. 65 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:31,978 IT HAS TO BE A SILVER BULLET. 66 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,746 >> BUT THAT'S A BUNCH OF CRAP! 67 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:37,984 >> WHOOPS! 68 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:41,120 >> DR. BRUCE BANNER -- PHYSICIAN, SCIENTIST -- 69 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:43,289 SEARCHING FOR A WAY TO TAP THAT. 70 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:46,259 [ VOCALIZING HOLIDAY MUSIC ] >> THERE YOU GO, BABY. 71 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:47,894 THANKS FOR SUCKING ON MY CANDY CANE. 72 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:50,029 >> THIS IS A LOLLIPOP. 73 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:53,866 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] >> [ German accent ] DID YOU GET 74 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:54,834 SANTA'S DNA? 75 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,302 >> AND THEN SOME. 76 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:59,272 >> DID YOU GET THE DNA OF FROSTY THE SNOWMAN? 77 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:00,873 >> UH, SURE. 78 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:01,674 SURE, I DID. 79 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,209 >> EXCELLENT. 80 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:06,045 WHEN I COMBINE THE DNA OF SANTA CLAUS UND 81 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:10,450 FROSTY THE SNOWMAN, I CAN CREATE A HOLIDAY CALENDAR SO ALLURING, 82 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:14,287 NO CHILD ALIVE WILL EVER AGAIN FAIL TO ENJOY CHRISTMAS. 83 00:04:14,353 --> 00:04:15,788 >> THAT'S NOT VERY EVIL. 84 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:18,057 >> CHRISTIANITY WILL REIGN SUPREME. 85 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:22,295 JUDAISM, HINDUISM, ISLAM, AND BUDDHISM SHALL WITHER AND DIE. 86 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,631 >> OH, NOW IT'S EVIL AGAIN. 87 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:26,432 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] >> YES! 88 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:27,367 YES! 89 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:29,802 OH, ALMOST FORGOT. 90 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:30,837 YES! 91 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:32,338 YES! 92 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:37,276 NOW, MY GLORIOUS CREATION, GO FORTH UND BRING CHRISTMAS TO THE 93 00:04:37,343 --> 00:04:38,111 WORLD! 94 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:39,746 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> HO. 95 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:40,446 HO, HO. 96 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:43,416 HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO. 97 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:45,752 LET'S START WITH YOUR GIFTS. 98 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:47,920 >> OH, BOY! OH, BOY! OH, BOY! 99 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:50,823 MMM! 100 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:53,659 [ CHUCKLES ] I LO-O-VE COOKIES! 101 00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:57,997 [ LAUGHS ] HO, HO, HO, HO, HO! 102 00:04:58,064 --> 00:05:00,533 HERE'S COMPOSITE SANTA! 103 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,234 >> AAH! 104 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:02,735 >> HO, HO, HO, HO! 105 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,871 >> OY! RIGHT IN THE MATZO BALLS. 106 00:05:04,937 --> 00:05:08,808 >> HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO, HO! 107 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,010 [ CHILDREN CHEERING ] >> HO, HO, HO, HO, HO! 108 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:11,811 >> OH, NO. 109 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:14,113 HE'S TOTALLY MASHING MY MELLOW, MAN. 110 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,883 WHY? 111 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:19,752 >> BOOM SHACKA LACKA! 112 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:20,753 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 113 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,355 I FORGOT THE BATTERIES? 114 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:25,858 OH, NOTHING RUINS CHRISTMAS MORNING LIKE -- AH. 115 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:26,559 HERE WE GO. 116 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:27,727 "C" CELLS. 117 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,229 BOOM SHACKA LACKA! 118 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:33,566 >> AND THE GENOCIDAL VILLAIN KNOWN AS COMPOSITE SANTA CLAUS 119 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:36,502 IS CURRENTLY STANDING TRIAL BEFORE A UNITED NATIONS 120 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:37,303 TRIBUNAL. 121 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,205 A DEATH SENTENCE SEEMS A SLAM DUNK. 122 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:40,606 >> OKAY, OKAY, PLAN "B." 123 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:46,145 GO GET ME THE DNA OF A KOMODO DRAGON UND A LEPRECHAUN. 124 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:49,182 AH, AND...GO! 125 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:54,754 [ LAUGHTER ] >> [ BREATHING LABORIOUSLY ] 126 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:55,922 >> THIS JUST IN. 127 00:05:55,988 --> 00:05:58,291 A FIVE-ALARM FIRE HAS BROKEN OUT ON THE CORNER OF 101st AND 128 00:05:58,357 --> 00:05:59,425 BROADWAY. 129 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:01,527 FIREFIGHTERS ARE WORKING DILIGENTLY, BUT POLICE SAY THERE 130 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:03,663 IS A CHILD STILL TRAPPED INSIDE. 131 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:09,535 [ BEEPING ] [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 132 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:16,576 [ SIRENS WAILING ] >> SOMEBODY HELP! 133 00:06:16,642 --> 00:06:18,010 THERE'S A KID IN THERE! 134 00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:22,648 [ HYDRAULICS WHIRRING ] >> [ TALKS INDISTINCTLY ] 135 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:27,520 I SEE YOU. 136 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:33,760 [ BREATHING LABORIOUSLY ] [ DOG WHIMPERING ] 137 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:46,372 [ GRUNTING ] [ DOG YELPS ] 138 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:49,142 >> AND JUST AS QUICKLY AS HE APPEARED, THE MYSTERY MAN 139 00:06:49,207 --> 00:06:50,243 VANISHED. 140 00:06:50,308 --> 00:06:52,278 JUST ANOTHER UNIDENTIFIABLE FIGURE IN A CITY OF EIGHT 141 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:52,945 MILLION. 142 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:54,947 WHOEVER YOU ARE, WE THANK YOU. 143 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:57,049 >> YEA-A-A-H. 144 00:06:57,116 --> 00:06:58,751 [ BREATHES LABORIOUSLY ] >> HI! 145 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:00,353 I'M SELLING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. 146 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:01,554 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? 147 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:02,054 >> YEAH. 148 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:02,822 YOU GOT ANY SAMOAS? 149 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:04,690 >> OH, NO, I'M SORRY. 150 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:06,459 BUT I HAVE LOTS OF TREFOILS. 151 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:08,194 >> OH. 152 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,096 >> AAH! 153 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:13,332 >> WITH THIS GLAIVE, I SHALL SAVE PRINCESS LYSSA AND THE 154 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:18,638 PLANET KRULL FROM THE EVIL OF THE BEAST. 155 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:21,340 UGH. 156 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:23,910 THE GLAIVE IS STUCK IN MY BACK, ISN'T IT? 157 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:26,879 >> AN ENTIRE HIT SQUAD TAKEN DOWN JUST LIKE THAT? 158 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:27,747 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 159 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:29,115 >> NOT IMPOSSIBLE. 160 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,016 DAREDEVIL. 161 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:30,817 >> DAREDEVIL? 162 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:31,918 THAT'S JUST A MYTH. 163 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:36,088 >> OH, REALLY? 164 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:38,591 >> [ GASPS ] WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? 165 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:41,727 >> OKAY, IF I'M GONNA DO THIS RIGHT, I'LL NEED A GOOD, LET'S 166 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:42,862 SAY, 20 SQUARE FEET. 167 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:46,165 THAT MEANS I SHOULD KNOCK THE THUGS OUT... 168 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:48,234 HERE, HERE, AND... 169 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:48,901 HERE. 170 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,102 HEY! 171 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:51,103 HEY! 172 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:52,038 HOMELESS! 173 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:55,207 I'M PUTTING MY D's HERE, MY BIG FLAMIN' D's. 174 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:57,176 >> [BLEEP] YOU! 175 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:58,711 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 176 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:01,113 THAT GASOLINE IS JUST GONNA EVAPORATE. 177 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:02,348 >> YOU'VE GOT A POINT. 178 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:03,349 GIVE ME THAT STERNO. 179 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,318 >> HEY, I WAS GONNA EAT THAT! 180 00:08:05,384 --> 00:08:12,058 HE-- [ CLANG! ] 181 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:13,192 >> OH, MY GOD! 182 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:15,061 HANNAH MONTANA, WILL YOU SIGN THE LATEST ALBUM FOR ME?! 183 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:16,062 >> OH, SURE. 184 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:17,029 WHERE IS IT? 185 00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:18,965 OH, I DON'T BUY CDs ANYMORE. 186 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:21,934 SIGN MY iTUNES. 187 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:22,602 THANKS. 188 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:23,936 YOU'RE THE BEST. 189 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:26,105 OH! ONE MORE THING. 190 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:32,144 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] SETTLE DOWN, PEOPLE. 191 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:35,381 [ CRYING ] LILLY, OLIVER. 192 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,915 WHY ARE YOU CRYING? 193 00:08:36,982 --> 00:08:39,118 >> I'M CRYING BECAUSE MILEY -- >> Shh! 194 00:08:39,184 --> 00:08:42,054 LILLY, WE GOT TO KEEP MILEY'S SECRET. 195 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:42,655 >> UH. 196 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:44,090 MILEY IS... 197 00:08:44,155 --> 00:08:45,458 HOME WITH DIARRHEA. 198 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:47,393 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, OUR MIDTERM IS 199 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:50,930 TOMORROW, SO LET'S HOPE HER STOOL TIGHTENS CONSIDERABLY. 200 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,465 >> OH, MILEY. 201 00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:54,300 MY DARLIN' BABY GIRL. 202 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,136 >> OH, MR. STEWART, SUCH A SHAME ABOUT YOUR CLIENT. 203 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,605 WILL YOUR DAUGHTER, MILEY, BE COMING BY TO PAY HER RESPECTS? 204 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:01,807 >> [ SOBBING ] >> OH, THERE THERE. 205 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,976 A BIG HUG FROM YOUR DAUGHTER WILL CHEER YOU UP. 206 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,611 I'M SURE SHE'S JUST STUCK IN TRAFFIC. 207 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:07,146 >> OH, GOD. 208 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,414 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LILLY. 209 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:09,048 HELP ME. 210 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:10,549 >> OLIVER, THIS FEELS WRONG. 211 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:12,785 >> HEY, WE WERE MILEY'S BEST FRIENDS. 212 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,820 WE GOT TO PROTECT HER SECRET AT ANY COST. 213 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:24,130 AND THAT MEANS GETTING HER TO THAT MIDTERM. 214 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:28,501 [ HORN HONKS ] >> [ GASPS ] OH, NO! 215 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:31,037 >> I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YOUR DRINKS, MISS LOHAN 216 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:32,772 >> HANNAH MONTANA? 217 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:34,640 THE TABLOIDS SAID YOU WERE DEAD. 218 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:37,209 I HATE THOSE LIARS! 219 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:38,044 HA HA! 220 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:39,679 YOU NEED SOME HAIR OF THE DOG. 221 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:40,913 HEY, WAITER! 222 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,015 [ BLOWS AIR ] WHO DO I GOT TO [BLEEP] TO GET A 223 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,584 FRESH ROUND OF MINNIE'S DRIVERS OVER HERE?! 224 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:47,019 >> OH, HEY, WHAT'S UP? 225 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:51,023 UH, DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE A LIMP, BLOND GIRL FLY THROUGH THE 226 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,625 WINDOW? 227 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:54,093 >> OH, MY GOD. 228 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,127 >> WHOO-HOO! YEAH! 229 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:58,431 MéNAGE à [BLEEP] >> OH, NO, SEÑORITA LOHAN. 230 00:09:58,497 --> 00:10:00,566 SE PUEDE PELIGRO MI TRABAJO. 231 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:01,334 >> I'M SORRY. 232 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:02,535 HANNAH'S GOT REHEARSAL. 233 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:05,071 >> [ LAUGHS ] REHEARSAL, URKEL. 234 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,672 LET'S HAVE AN ADVENTURE! 235 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:10,276 YEAH! [ LAUGHS ] AA-OO-GAH! 236 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:11,110 HA! 237 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:12,111 LOOK AT ME! 238 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:13,579 I'M BANKRUPT! 239 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:17,249 [ LAUGHS ] WHOO-HOO-HOO! 240 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:19,518 [ SCREAMING ] >> UH, LINDSAY. 241 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:20,619 >> CAPTAIN LOHAN! 242 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:21,587 >> AH, WATCH OUT! 243 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:22,621 >> IT'S VILE SHARKS! 244 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,190 THEY WANT OUR GOLD! 245 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,125 [ DOLPHINS CHIRPING ] NO WAY. 246 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,565 HE'S A WITCH! 247 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,767 [ SIZZLING! ] I GOT TO DROP SOME [BLEEP] OFF 248 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:35,534 AT THE POOL. 249 00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:37,370 >> LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 250 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:40,239 >> OH, WHAT SMELLS LIKE A BABY'S ASS FULL OF INDIAN FOOD? 251 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,842 >> NO TALKING DURING THE TEST, PEOPLE. 252 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:43,976 >> THERE SHE IS! 253 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,444 >> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 254 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:49,548 >> MY DAUGHTER, MILEY, WHO IS REALLY...HANNAH MONTANA! 255 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:54,520 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> OLIVER, DO SOMETHING! 256 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:55,621 >> RUN, MILEY! 257 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,857 RUN! 258 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:05,831 >> AND THAT'S HOW WE'LL END "HANNAH MONTANA" IF YOU EVER GET 259 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:08,567 KNOCKED UP LIKE THAT "ZOEY 101" WHORE! 260 00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:09,168 GOT IT, CYRUS? 261 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:09,969 >> I WON'T, I WON'T. 262 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,003 I PROMISE. 263 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:14,874 [ SOBBING ] >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 264 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:17,510 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 265 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:19,311 BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 266 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,814 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 267 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,549 BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 268 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,152 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 269 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:36,195 BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! 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