1 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:15,982 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 2 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:26,025 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 3 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:38,338 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:39,773 >> AAAAAAAAAH! 5 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:43,476 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS! 6 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,946 >> I HIT MY HEAD IN THE BATHROOM AND HAD THE INSPIRATION TO DRAW 7 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:47,480 THIS! 8 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:48,681 >> AND HOW DID YOU... 9 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:50,683 HIT YOUR HEAD IN THE BATHROOM, DOC? 10 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:51,317 >> UHH... 11 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:54,788 [ GRUNTS ] [ CHOKING ] 12 00:00:54,854 --> 00:00:55,422 OHH! 13 00:00:55,488 --> 00:00:57,223 AAH! 14 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:58,491 >> HEY, Y'ALL. 15 00:00:58,558 --> 00:00:59,292 RECOGNIZE ME? 16 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:00,860 I'M THE PEN LYING ON YOUR DESK. 17 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:03,363 WE'VE NEVER BEEN PROPERLY INTRODUCED, I GUESS. 18 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:04,497 WHOO-HOO! 19 00:01:04,563 --> 00:01:06,733 BOY, OH, BOY, I SURE DO HAVE A LOT OF FUN WHEN YOU'RE NOT 20 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:07,233 AROUND. 21 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,034 HEE-HEE-HEE! 22 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:09,803 I HAVE PEN PALS ALL AROUND THE WORLD. 23 00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:11,371 I ALWAYS SIGN YOUR NAME, THOUGH. 24 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:12,872 MOST OF THEM ARE UNDERAGE BOYS. 25 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:15,742 WHAT WILL I DO WITH ALL THOSE STACKS OF LETTERS AND PHOTOS? 26 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,210 YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH. 27 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:18,011 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 28 00:01:18,077 --> 00:01:19,345 I'M A REALLY GOOD ARTIST. 29 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:22,215 HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOUR BOSS PEEING INTO HIS OWN MOUTH. 30 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:23,283 THINK HE'LL BE MAD? 31 00:01:23,349 --> 00:01:25,985 [ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ] WELL, NICE CHATTIN' WITH YA. 32 00:01:26,051 --> 00:01:26,820 SEE YOU LATER. 33 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:27,520 HEY, THERE! 34 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:28,721 WANNA MAKE A QUICK $10? 35 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:29,456 >> YEAH. $10. 36 00:01:29,521 --> 00:01:30,190 THAT'S GREAT. 37 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:30,890 >> OH, GOOD! 38 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:31,991 STICK ME UP YOUR BUTT. 39 00:01:32,058 --> 00:01:33,158 HOPE YOU LIKE DYSENTERY. 40 00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:34,661 HEE-HEE-HEE! 41 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:36,295 >> [ SCREAMS ] HELP! HELP! HELP! 42 00:01:36,362 --> 00:01:38,064 >> SCREAMING WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD! 43 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,166 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] THE WALLS ARE SOUNDPROOF! 44 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:42,202 [ POUNDING ON DOOR ] >> [ Muffled ] HELLO? 45 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,303 ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE? 46 00:01:43,369 --> 00:01:44,404 I'M CALLING THE POLICE. 47 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,473 [ Dial tone, keypad dialing ] >> OH, WELL. 48 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:49,108 THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR GOING WITH THE LOWING SOUNDPROOFING 49 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:50,777 ESTIMATE. 50 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:53,545 [ BEEPING ] >> HELLO, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?! 51 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,882 SPEARMINT TIC TACS, THREE FOR $1. 52 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,384 BILLY DEE, THIS IS A RED-LETTER DAY. 53 00:01:58,451 --> 00:01:59,051 >> OH, WOW! 54 00:01:59,118 --> 00:02:00,019 BILLY DEE WILLIAMS! 55 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:01,054 HEY, I'M A HUGE FAN. 56 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,088 >> WHY, THANK YOU. 57 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:03,423 WHERE HAVE YOU SEEN MY WORK? 58 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,825 "LADY SINGS THE BLUES," "MAHOGANY," MY EPISODE OF 59 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:06,726 "THE JEFFERSONS"? 60 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:07,727 >> UH...NO, NO, NO. 61 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,027 "STAR WARS," I WOULD GUESS. 62 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:10,029 >> OH, YES. 63 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:11,998 THAT'S WHERE I PLAY THE HERO, LANDO CALRISSIAN. 64 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:14,200 >> WELL, I WOULDN'T CALL HIM A "HERO" PER SE. 65 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:16,169 HE DID BETRAY ALL OF HIS FRIENDS TO THE EMPIRE. 66 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:17,103 >> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 67 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:17,770 NO, NO, NO. 68 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:18,905 >> THE TIC TACS NEED A COUPON. 69 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,174 >> THE EMPIRE GOT THERE FIRST, AND HE HAD A WHOLE CITY OF 70 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:22,408 PEOPLE TO PROTECT. 71 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,511 >> YEAH, BUT IT'S WORKING WITH THE ENEMY, LIKE FRANCE DID AFTER 72 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:25,311 THE NAZIS INVADED. 73 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:25,945 >> NO COUPON? 74 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:26,880 THEY'RE 99 CENTS EACH. 75 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:28,648 >> YOU ARE COMPARING LANDO CALRISSIAN TO 76 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:30,950 MARSHALL PHILIPPE PéTAIN -- FRANCE'S GREATEST TRAITOR?! 77 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:33,486 >> I JUST THINK HE COULD HAVE PRACTICED NONVIOLENT RESISTANCE 78 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:34,621 OR SOMETHING. 79 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:36,623 EVEN A WINK TO HAN WHEN THEY LANDED WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE. 80 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:37,724 LIKE, "[ COUGHS ] LOOK OUT. 81 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:38,658 [ COUGHS ] VADER, TRAP. 82 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,192 [ COUGHS ]" YOU KNOW, SOMETHING. 83 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,861 HE'S MORE OF A SELL-OUT THAN A HERO. 84 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:42,762 >> NO COUPON? 85 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,430 >> WILL YOU WAIT ABOUT THE DAMN TIC TACS?! 86 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:47,667 I'M BILLY DEE [BLEEP] WILLIAMS, AND I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING 87 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:49,102 LANDO WAS A [BLEEP] TRAITOR! 88 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:50,203 [BLEEP] YOU, DAMN IT! 89 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,871 >> UH, IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE? 90 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:53,773 >> [ LAUGHS ] NO. OH, MY -- OHH. 91 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,208 HEY, I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY. 92 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:57,410 [ LAUGHS ] I'LL PAY FULL PRICE FOR THE 93 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:58,043 TIC TACS. 94 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,078 >> GOOD. 95 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:03,383 GLAD TO SEE LANDO SHOWING SOME INTEGRITY FOR ONCE. 96 00:03:03,449 --> 00:03:07,554 >> [ Italian accent ] YOU KNOW, DONKEY KONG, AT $137 A BARREL, 97 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,656 THIS IS A TREMENDOUS A-WASTE! 98 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:11,891 [ GRUNTS ] I KEEP IT A-NOW. 99 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:14,327 >> [ LAUGHS ] ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ 100 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,195 [ LAUGHS ] [ GIRL SCREAMS ] 101 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,598 >> SOMEONE'S STOLEN MY BLACK CHERRY! 102 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:20,333 >> OH, NO, BLACK CHERRY PIE! 103 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,001 YOUR BLACK CHERRY IS GONE?! 104 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:22,702 >> YES! 105 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:24,537 IT WAS PROBABLY FUDGE TURNOVER. 106 00:03:24,603 --> 00:03:26,639 HE LOVES BLACK CHERRIES. 107 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:29,642 >> I'D NEVER TAKE ANYONE'S BLACK CHERRY WITHOUT THEIR 108 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:30,543 CONSENT. 109 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,045 >> MM...THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD. 110 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:34,113 >> OH, SHUT UP, BITCH PUDDING! 111 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:36,549 [ GLASS BREAKS ] >> [ Italian accent ] SON OF A 112 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:37,283 BITCH! 113 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,851 >> WE'RE BERRY, BERRY MAD AT YOU! 114 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:41,454 >> GET THE HELL OFF OF MY LAWN, YOU STUPID BITCHES! 115 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:42,956 >> YOU STOLE MY BLACK CHERRY! 116 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:45,925 >> [ SCOFFS ] SORRY, A-HONEY, I'M INTO ASIAN 117 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:47,660 CHICKS. 118 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,629 [ SNIFFS ] WHAT THE... 119 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:50,329 FIRE?! 120 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:51,464 OH, FIRE! 121 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:52,966 MY VALUABLES! 122 00:03:53,031 --> 00:03:55,001 AY, MAMA AND RACHAEL-A-RAY! 123 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:56,002 OH, NO! 124 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,737 ONLY TIME TO SAVE A'ONE OF YOU! 125 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:02,241 [ WHOOSH! ] AAH, YOU [BLEEP] 126 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:03,076 >> YEAH! 127 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:04,377 >> LOOK AT YOU! 128 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:05,144 >> OOH! 129 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:06,946 I'LL KILL YOU! 130 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:10,283 >> I'M NOT SURE HOW THIS GETS MY BLACK CHERRY BACK. 131 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:14,153 >> NOBODY SAYS A [BLEEP] WORD, OR WE ALL GO TO RIKERS ISLAND 132 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,656 FOR A BERRY, BERRY, BERRY LONG TIME! 133 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:17,190 >> HI. 134 00:04:17,255 --> 00:04:18,457 [ CHOMP! ] WHAT'S UP? 135 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:19,492 >> MY BLACK CHERRY! 136 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:20,994 HUCKLEBERRY PIE, YOU ASSHOLE! 137 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:22,562 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOOK MY... 138 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:26,399 >> [ LAUGHS ] >> I HEARD SHE LEFT HOME BECAUSE 139 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,601 HER DADDY TOOK HER BLACK CHERRY. 140 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:29,469 BLAM! 141 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:31,871 YOU ALL GET A TASTE OF THE BITCH PUDDING! 142 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,240 >> AND NOW, AFRO-BOT... 143 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,174 SPEAK! 144 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:38,211 [ WHIRRING ] >> WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT? 145 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:38,945 >> SUCCESS. 146 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,346 SUCCESS! 147 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:41,481 >> GOODBYE, HARRY. 148 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:44,217 >> THE HENDERSON FAMILY WILL NEVER FORGET YOU. 149 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:45,418 >> RARR-RAR-RAR. 150 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:54,594 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 151 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:55,862 >> Rarr. 152 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:57,096 ERR-R-R? 153 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,699 >> Both: [ GASP ] >> MM... 154 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:00,566 ERR. 155 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:01,701 >> OH. 156 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:02,702 IS HE... 157 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:05,038 >> [ GRUNTING ] >> OH, MY GOD. 158 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:05,938 OKAY. LET'S GO. 159 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:07,240 EVERYONE, WE'RE LEAVING. 160 00:05:07,306 --> 00:05:10,510 >> RARR-RAR-RAR-RAR-RAR-RAR! 161 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:11,277 >> OKAY. 162 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:12,812 UH, UH, EVERYONE, JUST STAY STILL. 163 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,881 MAYBE HE'LL LEAVE US ALONE WHEN HE'S DONE. 164 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:16,149 >> UH, NO, WE'RE WATCHING. 165 00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:16,949 WE'RE WATCHING. 166 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:17,750 >> UGH! 167 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:24,991 >> [ MOANING ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 168 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:30,329 [ GRUNTING INTENSELY ] >> [ CRYING ] 169 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:35,902 [ SPLATTER! ] OHHHHH, GOD! 170 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:38,071 >> OKAY? UH... 171 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:39,872 >> OH, GOD. 172 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:40,973 BE BRAVE. BE BRAVE. 173 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,041 >> IT'S OKAY, KIDS. 174 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:43,876 [ SNIFFS ] THIS NEVER HAPPENED! 175 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:45,044 IT NEVER HAPPENED! 176 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:47,346 >> IF WE MAINTAIN THIS VELOCITY, WE SHOULD ARRIVE -- 177 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:49,348 >> [ FARTS ] >> OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, 178 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:49,949 MICHAEL. 179 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,150 >> HEY-HEY! 180 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:53,152 WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING A TALKING CAR IF YOU CAN'T FART IN 181 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:53,953 IT? 182 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,689 [ FARTS, LAUGHS ] TURBO BOOST! OHH! 183 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:59,659 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] [ WHOOSH! ] 184 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:05,798 >> [ SHOUTS IN NATIVE LANGUAGE ] [ ASIAN-THEMED MUSIC PLAYS ] 185 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,233 >> HI, I'M BRECKIN MEYER. 186 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,534 YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME. 187 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,670 [ WHOOSH! ] YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 188 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:12,772 THIS IS $12,000. 189 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,407 [ KA-CHING! ] NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO -- 190 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:15,408 YOU KNOW WHAT? 191 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:17,009 BEFORE YOU ANSWER THAT, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT OUR 192 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:18,745 "CO-HEAD WRITER," DOUG GOLDSTEIN, DID WITH 193 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:19,545 $12,000. 194 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:22,014 [ CHUCKLES ] HE BOUGHT A TIME SHARE! 195 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:23,182 TRUE STORY! 196 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:25,818 AND, NO, NO, THIS ISN'T 1978, AND DOUG ISN'T A 63-YEAR-OLD 197 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:26,886 RETIREE FROM BOCA! 198 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:28,588 CHECK THIS OUT. 199 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,194 >> YOU STILL LOOK FAT. 200 00:06:35,261 --> 00:06:36,362 HI-HO! 201 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:40,266 [ INSECTS BUZZING ] HEY, IF FLIES WERE NICKELS... 202 00:06:40,332 --> 00:06:41,801 AM I RIGHT? 203 00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:47,473 THEIR CAPES ARE VINYL! 204 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:50,877 WHAT? 205 00:06:50,943 --> 00:06:52,779 I RAN OUT OF CHICKS. 206 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:54,981 AM I RIGHT?! 207 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:56,849 IT'S OUTRAGEOUS LATELY! 208 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:00,219 >> HANDJOBS, $5! 209 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,088 GET YOUR HANDJOBS, $5. 210 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,122 >> HEH-HEH! 211 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:04,891 THAT'S YOUR MOM! 212 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:16,669 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] HEY, SHUT THE [BLEEP] 213 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:21,274 HANNAH MONTANA'S THE ONLY FRIEND I NEED. 214 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:22,642 [ BONES CRUNCH ] >> OW! 215 00:07:22,707 --> 00:07:23,810 WHAT THE [BLEEP] MAN?! 216 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:25,611 >> THE NECKLACE COSTS A BLUMPKIN. 217 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:26,813 NOW SAY YOU'RE A WHORE. 218 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:27,713 >> I AM A WHORE! 219 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,315 >> [ LAUGHS ] YEAH, YOU ARE! 220 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:30,349 [ TING! ] YOU KNOW, I WAS RAISED JEWISH, 221 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:34,987 SO THIS REALLY HURTS ME. 222 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:36,622 >> CAN I HELP YOU, SIR? 223 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:40,026 >> NOPE. 224 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:42,795 >> WARRIOR NEED FOOD BADLY. 225 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:45,198 >> WOW, THAT NEVER GETS OLD. 226 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:47,567 [ LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT TALKING ] >> ATTENTION, JOES. 227 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:50,069 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR NEWEST MEMBER, CALVIN. 228 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,504 >> WELCOME TO THE TEAM, CALVIN. 229 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:52,638 YOU CAN CALL ME GUNG-HO. 230 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:55,141 >> UM, ACTUALLY, I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN TOO CRAZY ABOUT 231 00:07:55,207 --> 00:07:56,242 "CALVIN." 232 00:07:56,308 --> 00:07:58,277 SO IF WE COULD GET TO THE CODE-NAME PART SOONER RATHER 233 00:07:58,344 --> 00:07:59,011 THAN LATER... 234 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:00,213 >> AH, WILL DO. WILL DO. 235 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:01,614 SO, WHAT DO WE THINK, GANG? 236 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,417 >> WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, I LIKE TO WEAR BLACK. 237 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:08,187 AND, UH, NOT TO BOAST, BUT I WAS AT THE TOP OF MY SNIPER CLASS AT 238 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:09,055 WEST POINT. 239 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:11,524 SO MAYBE DEADEYE, OR HOW ABOUT KILLSHOT? 240 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:14,594 A-AND YOU KNOW WHAT -- I HAVE A PhD, SO IT COULD BE 241 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:15,528 DR. KILLSHOT! 242 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:16,062 HUH? 243 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:17,396 "PAGING DR. KILLSHOT." 244 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:17,997 PA-POW! 245 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:19,165 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 246 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,199 AAH! AAH! AAH! 247 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:21,400 [ ZING! ] [ CRASH! ] 248 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:24,203 [ LAUGHTER ] >> LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAD AN 249 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:24,904 ACCIDENT! 250 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:26,272 >> WAY TO GO, FUMBLES! 251 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,907 >> "FUMBLES"! THAT'S PERFECT! 252 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:29,308 >> AH, THAT SETTLES IT! 253 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:31,043 WELCOME TO THE TEAM, FUMBLES! 254 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:32,211 >> WHAT?! NO, NO, NO, NO. 255 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:34,080 I'M AN INSANELY TALENTED SNIPER. 256 00:08:34,145 --> 00:08:35,815 I'M A DOCTOR, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 257 00:08:35,881 --> 00:08:37,383 >> DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT? 258 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,484 IT'S DR. FUMBLES. 259 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:42,520 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I THINK WE SHOULD CANCEL OUR 260 00:08:42,587 --> 00:08:44,557 "WHO'S GONNA [BLEEP] THE NEW GUY FIRST?" CONTEST. 261 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:45,224 >> NO, NO, NO! 262 00:08:45,290 --> 00:08:46,025 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 263 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:47,226 NOT -- NOT FUMBLES! 264 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:49,295 COME ON, YOU COULD CALL ME -- YOU COULD CALL ME SURESHOT OR, 265 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,529 UH, TRIGGERMAN! 266 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:52,031 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 267 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,634 [ ZING! ] [ CRASH! ] 268 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,036 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT IS SOME CLASSIC FUMBLES 269 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:57,870 THERE! 270 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,505 [ ALARM BLARING ] >> ENOUGH FUN, JOES. 271 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:00,640 COBRA'S ON THE MOVE. 272 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:03,342 FUMBLES, I WANT THIS MESS CLEANED UP BY THE TIME WE GET 273 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:03,843 BACK. 274 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,111 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. 275 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:05,878 [BLEEP] THIS! 276 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:08,281 NO, I QUIT! 277 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:10,383 >> WELCOME TO COBRA, CALVIN. 278 00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:14,820 YOU NEED A CODE NAME, AND, MY, THOSE ARE SOME FANCY TROUSERS 279 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,122 YOU'RE WEARING. 280 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:17,657 I SHALL CALL YOU... 281 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:18,791 TROUSERSNAKE. 282 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:21,560 >> HEH, I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE. 283 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:23,029 >> GO, JOE! 284 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:24,964 >> All: GO, JOE! 285 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,134 >> WIND -- 3.8 MILES SOUTHWEST. 286 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,836 MARK VELOCITY -- 7.8 KILOMETERS PER HOUR. 287 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,838 >> WHAT'S -- WHAT'S HAP-- >> MY GOD. 288 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,307 I DON'T EVEN HEAR THE SHOTS. 289 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,809 [ PARROT SQUAWKS ] >> FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S 290 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,110 HOLY, GET BEHIND A TANK! 291 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:40,579 [ SPUTTERS, COUGHS ] [ METAL UNSHEATHES ] 292 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,882 [ WHISH! WHISH! ] [ BULLET ZINGS ] 293 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:43,816 >> I DON'T WANT TO DIE! 294 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:44,617 I DON'T WANT TO DIE! 295 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:45,952 >> HEY, GUNG-HO. 296 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:47,019 HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 297 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,788 [ BULLET ZINGS ] [ WHISH! SPLAT! ] 298 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:50,189 OOH-OOH-OOH. 299 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,057 FUMBLE. 300 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:53,159 >> [ WAILING ] [ BULLET ZINGS ] 301 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:01,000 [ EAGLE SCREAMS ] [ BULLET ZINGS ] 302 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:02,902 >> MAKE IT STOP! 303 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:04,503 MAKE IT STOP! 304 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:05,705 IS -- IS HE GONE? 305 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,074 [ BULLET ZINGS ] [ SPLAT! ] 306 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:11,477 >> YOU [BLEEP] YOU KILLED EVERYTHING I LOVE! 307 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:12,578 TAKE ME, TOO! 308 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:13,646 TAKE ME, TOO! 309 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:14,513 >> NO. 310 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,549 NO, YOU LIVE WITH IT. 311 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:21,454 >> WOW, UH, GREAT JOB, UH, TROUSERSNAKE. 312 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,456 >> IT'S FUMBLES. 313 00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:26,959 IT WAS ALWAYS FUMBLES. 314 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,362 >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 315 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:31,497 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 316 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,632 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 317 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:35,801 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 318 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:37,937 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 319 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:40,139 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 320 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,208 BA-GAWK! BAWK. 321 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:45,911 >> I JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR HERE. 322 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,847 I'M NOT SAYING LANDO'S PERFECT, BUT WHO IS? 323 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:48,881 AM I RIGHT? 324 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,683 I'M JUST SAYING IT WASN'T AN EASY DECISION TO MAKE. 325 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,917 REMEMBER "SCHINDLER'S LIST"? 326 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:52,885 SAME THING. 327 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,620 "ONE TO SAVE MILLIONS." 328 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:57,656 "ONE TO SAVE MILLIONS." 329 00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:00,459 SAVED LEIA AND CHEWIE WHEN VADER ALTERED THE DEAL, RIGHT? 330 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,395 NOBODY MENTIONS THAT ONE, DO THEY? 331 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:05,464 WENT UNDERCOVER FOR MONTHS IN JABBA'S PALACE TO SAVE HAN, HUH? 332 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:06,532 ¿NO RECUERDO? 333 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,068 BLEW UP THE SECOND DEATH STAR WITH THE PANCAKE KID! 334 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,403 I'M A [BLEEP] HERO, MAN! 335 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:13,639 I'M NOT SAYING I NEED A STREET NAMED AFTER ME, BUT IT WOULDN'T 336 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:16,776 HURT TO THROW A PENNY INTO A CALRISSIAN WISH FOUNTAIN EVERY 337 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:17,610 NOW AND THEN! 338 00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:19,078 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D WISH FOR? 339 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,279 PEACE AND LOVE, BABY. 340 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,215 PEACE AND LOVE.