1 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:15,982 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 2 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:26,025 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 3 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:38,271 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:41,207 >> ♪ I WANNA ROCK ♪ >> THE STRAWBERRIES TASTE LIKE 5 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:47,113 STRAWBERRIES. 6 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:50,016 THE SNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZZBERRIES. 7 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:51,217 >> EW! PBHT! 8 00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:53,620 THESE CARROTS TASTE MUSKY. 9 00:00:53,686 --> 00:00:56,489 >> OUT! DAMN OOMPA-LOOMPAS! 10 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,326 >> HELLO, MY DEAR. 11 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,394 >> HELLO, FATHER. 12 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:04,096 >> AND WHAT DOES THE DAY HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU TODAY? 13 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:06,766 >> WELL, I WANTED TO PLAY HOPSCOTCH, BUT MARIE WANTS TO 14 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:07,600 PLAY SKIPPING. 15 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:09,536 >> DIDN'T YOU PLAY HOPSCOTCH YESTERDAY? 16 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:11,037 >> YES, AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. 17 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:13,740 >> WELL, IF YOU ASK ME, SKIPPING CAN BE JUST AS MUCH FUN. 18 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:17,076 >> BABAR, THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN! 19 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:19,212 >> OH, YOU HEATHENS! 20 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:21,548 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] FOLLOW ME! 21 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:22,949 RUN! RUN! 22 00:01:23,015 --> 00:01:24,384 UNHAND HER! 23 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,519 >> VIVE LA REVOLUTION! 24 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,122 >> [ TRUMPETS ] >> NO, NO, NO! 25 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:29,989 >> AAH! 26 00:01:30,056 --> 00:01:31,658 >> SAVE US. 27 00:01:31,724 --> 00:01:36,229 [ TRUMPETS ] >> AAH! 28 00:01:36,295 --> 00:01:39,598 >> [ SCREECHES ] >> ANY LAST WORDS? 29 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:47,407 >> [ TRUMPETS ] [ CROWD CHEERING ] 30 00:01:47,473 --> 00:01:48,675 >> HEY, WHAT'S UP? 31 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:52,445 UM, LISTEN, I KNOW THINGS GOT A LITTLE CRAZY LAST NIGHT, BUT I'D 32 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:54,280 REALLY LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 33 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:55,515 >> OH, GOSH! 34 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:58,785 UH, YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL AND STUFF. 35 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,286 >> OH, SURE, SURE, YEAH. 36 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:01,588 I'M VERY BUSY, TOO. 37 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:05,692 UM, BUT, I MEAN, I-I'VE SLIME-VIOLATED A LOT OF ORIFICES 38 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:10,229 WITH A LOT OF HOTTIES IN MY DAY, AND -- AND, UM, YOU KNOW, LAST 39 00:02:10,295 --> 00:02:14,334 NIGHT WAS THE FIRST TIME IT REALLY MEANT ANYTHING TO ME. 40 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,537 SO, UM, MAYBE... 41 00:02:17,603 --> 00:02:18,538 YOU... 42 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:22,742 MAYBE WE'LL GO...SEE A MOVIE OR SOMETHING. 43 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,077 >> OKAY, LOOK, I'LL BE HONEST. 44 00:02:24,143 --> 00:02:26,646 THERE IS NO WAY MY DAD WILL LET ME DATE A TENTACLE MONSTER. 45 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:29,282 >> I'm saying that I think I love you! 46 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:30,450 >> WOW! 47 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:31,518 ALL RIGHT! 48 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:34,954 UH, I HAVE HOMEWORK, SO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, OKAY? 49 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:36,990 >> OH! STUPID! 50 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,463 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] >> MARY LOU! 51 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:49,903 LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE FOR THE PAPER! 52 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:54,674 [ SCREAMING ] >> AN AVERAGE TEENAGE BOY BITTEN 53 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:56,676 BY A RADIOACTIVE WHITE-TAILED DEER. 54 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:59,312 HIS LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE BY LEAPS AND BOUNDS. 55 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:00,213 >> HUH. 56 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,282 YEAH! YEAH! 57 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,449 YEAH! 58 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,417 >> I'M A MUGGER! 59 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:06,653 GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! 60 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:07,854 UGH! 61 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,055 >> KID VENISON! 62 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:12,825 TO BE A HERO, HE'LL RISK EVERYTHING HE HOLDS "DEAR." 63 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:15,428 >> YOU'RE VERY DIFFERENT, PERRY -- LIKE, SKITTISH. 64 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:16,596 >> HA! THAT'S ABSURD. 65 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,865 >> [ BACKFIRES ] >> AAH! 66 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:21,267 >> KID VENISON! 67 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:26,673 >> NOW IT'S TIME TO POACH SOME POACHERS. 68 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:29,275 [ HORN HONKS, TIRES SCREECH ] >> KID VENISON! 69 00:03:29,341 --> 00:03:31,411 >> HEY, BOY, PULL MY FINGER. 70 00:03:31,477 --> 00:03:37,050 [ FARTING ] [ LAUGHS ] 71 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:39,218 [ FARTING CONTINUES ] WHOA! 72 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:40,887 LET GO! LET GO! LET GO! 73 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,121 LET GO! LET GO! 74 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:43,323 WHOA! 75 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:48,161 >> HEY, DUDE, WHAT DO YOU THINK BUD BUNDY'S UP TO RIGHT NOW? 76 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:57,036 [ LAUGHS ] DAVID [BLEEP] FAUSTINO, BRO! 77 00:03:57,103 --> 00:04:00,373 [ GUNSHOT ] [ ALL SCREAMING ] 78 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,709 >> I TOLD YOU WE'D LIBERATE PAKISTAN, SAMIR. 79 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:05,545 BUT FIRST I HAD TO LIBERATE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR SHOULDERS. 80 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,614 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] >> David, baby. 81 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,715 It's your agent. 82 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:11,951 Listen, Apatow wants you for the lead in his new movie. 83 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:12,652 >> PASS. 84 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:14,353 I'M ALREADY PLAYING A LEAD. 85 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,989 THE MOVIE IS DEMOCRACY. 86 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:19,492 MY CHARACTER -- PATRIOTISM. 87 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:20,293 >> MMM. 88 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,195 THANKS FOR DINNER, BABY. 89 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,463 HOPE YOU LEFT ROOM TO NURSE. 90 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:24,564 >> YEAH, YOU TOO, DOLL. 91 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:25,965 I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR MOUTH. 92 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:26,733 >> BOOGIE-BOOGIE! 93 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:27,800 >> OOH! O.J. SIMPSON?! 94 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:29,135 >> GONNA GET CUT, BITCH. 95 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,536 >> [ CRYING ] [ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ] 96 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,242 >> EXCUSE ME. 97 00:04:36,308 --> 00:04:37,477 IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? 98 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:38,144 >> OH, SURE. 99 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:38,911 HELP YOURSELF. 100 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:39,812 >> WOMEN, HUH? 101 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:41,180 CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT 'EM. 102 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:42,448 OR CAN YOU? 103 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:43,582 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 104 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:46,252 >> MY JESSICA'S A CHEATING BITCH, BUT I COULD NEVER KILL 105 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:46,853 HER. 106 00:04:46,919 --> 00:04:47,920 I'D BE THE PRIME SUSPECT. 107 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:49,422 >> I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU. 108 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:52,125 >> BUT IF WE KILL EACH OTHER'S WIVES, JEEPERS! 109 00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:54,360 IT WOULD BE THE P-P-P-PERFECT CRIME! 110 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:56,596 >> WELL, NICE TALKING TO YOU, I GUESS, BUT I REALLY MUST BE 111 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:57,063 GOING. 112 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,431 >> OH, I GOT YOU. 113 00:04:58,498 --> 00:04:59,232 >> WHAT? 114 00:04:59,298 --> 00:05:00,466 >> I GOT YOU. 115 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:01,200 >> NICOLE! 116 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:02,835 I BROUGHT YOU YOUR CHILD SUPPORT. 117 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:05,672 I KNOW IT'S A FEW WEEKS EARLY, BUT YOU KNOW HOW COMPLETELY NOT 118 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:07,073 BITTER I AM ABOUT THE DIVORCE. 119 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,107 >> OH, HEY, THERE! 120 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:08,775 >> OH, MY! 121 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:09,742 WHAT DID YOU DO?! 122 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:10,743 >> WHAT DID I DO? 123 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:11,611 WE HAD A DEAL. 124 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:13,546 NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO KILL MY WIFE. 125 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:15,782 >> I CAN'T TAKE THE LIFE OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. 126 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,383 >> P-P-P-PLEASE? 127 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:18,084 >> NO! 128 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,253 >> B-B-B-BUT WE HAD A DEAL, SEE? 129 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:23,022 YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME WHEN I'M STEAMED! 130 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:27,160 [ STEAM WHISTLE BLOWS ] TAKE CARE OF MY WIFE, OR IT'S 131 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:28,661 CURTAINS FOR YOU! 132 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:30,296 >> OH, NO! 133 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:30,997 >> ...TO NURSE. 134 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:31,998 >> YEAH, YOU TOO, DOLL. 135 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,266 I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR MOUTH. 136 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:33,966 >> BOOGIE-BOOGIE! 137 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:34,901 >> OOH! O.J. SIMPSON?! 138 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:35,935 >> GONNA GET CUT, BITCH! 139 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:39,238 >> [ CRYING ] >> IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF 140 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,006 TOWN. 141 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,507 YOUR HUSBAND'S TRYING TO KILL YOU. 142 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:43,543 >> DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA! 143 00:05:43,609 --> 00:05:45,144 I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST YOUR KIND. 144 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:47,146 >> WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 145 00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:48,147 >> REAL PEOPLE! 146 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:49,749 I MEANT REAL PEOPLE! 147 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:51,918 >> [ GRUNTING ] YOU KILLER! DIE! 148 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:53,453 DIE, YOU KILLIN' KILLER! 149 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:54,754 TAKE THAT! AND THAT! 150 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:55,888 AND SOME OF THIS! 151 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:58,157 OOH, YEAH! 152 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:01,027 HEY, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU SQUEEZE THE JUICE. 153 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,763 >> SO, WHEN YOU SAID, "YOU GONNA GET CUT, BITCH," IT WAS A 154 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:04,831 WARNING, NOT A THREAT? 155 00:06:04,897 --> 00:06:05,665 >> YOU GOT IT! 156 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:08,601 >> WHY'D YOU HAVE TO CALL HER A BITCH? 157 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:12,405 >> AND THAT'S HOW I TRACKED DOWN YOUR GAMMY'S REAL KILLER. 158 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:16,242 >> [ CRYING ] >> SOMETHING MUST HAVE SPOOKED 159 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:16,909 THE BOY. 160 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:18,711 >> OH, HE CAN JUST SENSE EVIL. 161 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:19,545 THAT'S ALL. 162 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,280 >> THERE'S BEEN A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT. 163 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:23,549 >> OSCAR, BRING YOUR SHOVEL AND A CAN OF GASOLINE. 164 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:26,052 >> NO, I WANT YOU TO REBUILD HER, LIKE YOU DID ME. 165 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,354 >> STEVE, YOUR BIONICS COST US $6 MILLION. 166 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:29,655 WE CAN'T JU-- >> COME ON! 167 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:30,757 YOU HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. 168 00:06:30,823 --> 00:06:31,924 YOU SAY IT ALL THE TIME. 169 00:06:31,991 --> 00:06:33,392 "STEVE, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY." 170 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:34,627 YOU WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT. 171 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:35,661 >> AH [BLEEP] IT. 172 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:36,896 PUT HER ON THE TABLE. 173 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:37,997 >> HA! GREAT! 174 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,600 NOW, WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE, I HAD A FEW IDEAS MYSELF. 175 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:43,269 [ MONITOR BEEPING ] >> NOW, JAMIE, DON'T BE ALARMED. 176 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:44,303 WE'VE REBUILT YOU. 177 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:47,473 YOU ARE NOW A BIONIC WOMAN! 178 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:48,574 >> WAIT. 179 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:49,408 WAIT. 180 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:52,378 DID YOU GIVE ME BREAST IMPLANTS? 181 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,247 >> OH, UH, THAT'S WHERE WE PUT YOUR BATTERIES. 182 00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:55,681 STEVE SAID YOU HAD ROOM TO SPARE. 183 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,717 [ WHIRRING ] >> MY -- MY ARM. 184 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:58,818 I CAN'T FEEL MY ARM! 185 00:06:58,885 --> 00:06:59,752 >> RELAX, RELAX. 186 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:01,187 IT'S NOW COMPLETELY ROBOTIC. 187 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,855 LET ME JUST FIRE IT UP FOR YOU. 188 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,090 >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 189 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:08,494 >> OH, STEVE SAID YOUR ARM GETS TIRED WHEN YOU...POLISH STUFF. 190 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:09,962 >> WE ALSO REINFORCED YOUR KNEES. 191 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:12,098 YOU COULD BE ON THEM FOR HOURS WITHOUT GETTING SORE. 192 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,232 >> I WANT TO TALK TO STEVE! 193 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:14,100 >> RIGHT HERE, BABY. 194 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:14,667 RIGHT HERE. 195 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:15,835 OH, WOW! 196 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:17,470 GREAT JOB, GOLDMAN! 197 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:19,505 OHH, DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO FIX HER NOSE, HUH? 198 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:20,773 >> YOU SON OF A BITCH! 199 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,275 YOU MADE ME INTO A MONSTER! 200 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:22,842 >> OHH! 201 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:23,976 HEY, IS SHE ON THE RAG? 202 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:25,945 I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA TIE HER TUBES. 203 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:28,447 >> I'LL [BLEEP] KILL YOU! 204 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:37,089 [ MONITOR BEEPING ] >> OH, GOD! 205 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:39,826 I'VE SPENT MY LIFE CREATING BIONIC FRANKENSTEINS. 206 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:41,794 NOW THE SHOE'S ON THE OTHER FOOT. 207 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:44,497 >> WE'RE ALIVE, BUT WE'LL BE MORE MACHINE THAN MAN. 208 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:46,866 THE IRONY IS -- WELL, IT'S PALPABLE. 209 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:49,135 >> WELL, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE NOT MUCH MORE THAN HEAD AND STOMACH 210 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:49,869 RIGHT NOW. 211 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,003 YOU WON'T LIVE THROUGH THE NIGHT. 212 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:53,105 >> HEY, BUT YOU CAN REBUILD US, RIGHT? 213 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:54,006 >> NO. 214 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:55,908 >> YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY? 215 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,311 >> [ Laughing ] NO! 216 00:07:58,377 --> 00:07:59,579 >> BOO! 217 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:00,446 >> AAH! 218 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:05,551 [ GRUNTING ] >> [ LAUGHING ] 219 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:08,054 >> MOTHER[BLEEP] YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY? 220 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,389 YOU THINK IT'S [BLEEP] FUNNY?! 221 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:12,458 YEAH, THIS IS [BLEEP] FUNNY! 222 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:13,092 YEAH! 223 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,127 WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, STUPID?! 224 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:16,562 HUH?! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?! 225 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:17,797 HA HA! 226 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:21,667 >> UH...WELL, THIS IS A LITTLE UNPRECEDENTED. 227 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:23,970 >> WHO'S MY SPECIAL ANGEL? 228 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:25,404 WHO'S MY SPECIAL JOY? 229 00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:28,140 >> [ VOMITS ] >> GEEZ, KID, YOU'RE SUCH A 230 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:30,409 BUZZKILL. 231 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:39,818 >> COME WITH ME, THE TERMINATOR BABY, IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. 232 00:08:39,885 --> 00:08:41,386 >> YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 233 00:08:41,453 --> 00:08:43,890 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] >> DON'T YOU ANSWER THAT! 234 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:46,792 I WILL ANSWER THE DOOR IN THIS HERE SITUATION HERE. 235 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:47,827 OH, NO! 236 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:51,130 SKYNET HAS SENT BACK THE TERMINATOR PUPPY! 237 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,366 AAH! 238 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:56,702 >> AND NOW WE FIGHT WITH THE FIST, AND IT WILL BE A BIG 239 00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:57,270 FIGHT! 240 00:08:57,336 --> 00:08:59,305 >> YOU ARE RIDICULOUS! 241 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,306 COME ON! 242 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,674 >> WAIT FOR ME! 243 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,743 I GOT THE LITTLE BABY LEGS! 244 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:11,017 [ BEEPING ] THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA, 245 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:11,717 SARAH CONNOR! 246 00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:12,385 OH, NO! 247 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:13,786 YOU GOT TO CHANGE ME! 248 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:14,754 QUICKLY, THERE. 249 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:15,955 TAKE OFF THE DIAPER. 250 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:16,856 >> HOLD STILL. 251 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:18,057 >> NOW CLEAN THE POO. 252 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:18,925 >> I'M TRYING. 253 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:20,059 >> THE BABY POWDER! 254 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,627 >> STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO. 255 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,129 >> ...MY GIGANTIC BABY BALLS. 256 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:24,130 >> LET'S GO. 257 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:25,264 >> GO! GO! GO! 258 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:26,399 GO, GO, GO! 259 00:09:26,465 --> 00:09:28,701 AAH! 260 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:37,143 AAAAH! 261 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:38,811 AAH! 262 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:39,979 YEAH! YEAH! 263 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,547 OKAY, GOOD, GOOD. 264 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:45,518 YEAH. OH. 265 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:46,752 UGH! 266 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:49,722 [ GRUNTING ] AAH! 267 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:58,464 YOU HAVE BEEN A NAUGHTY PUPPY! 268 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:02,368 UGH! 269 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,071 AAAH! 270 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:19,552 >> KOO KOO KA CHOO TO YOU, THE TERMINATOR PUPPY. 271 00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:21,087 UGH! 272 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:22,321 AAAH! 273 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:26,859 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IS IT OVER? 274 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:27,760 >> YEAH. 275 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:30,262 I'M THINKING I NEED A LITTLE BABY VACATION. 276 00:10:30,329 --> 00:10:32,999 OHH, THAT'S SO NICE. 277 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:36,902 NOW I KNOW THE HUMAN FEELINGS OF THE FAMILY AND THE LOVE AND THE 278 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:43,376 HUG -- [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] 279 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:47,813 >> AGAIN, WE'VE THWARTED SKYNET, AND JOHN IS FREE TO GROW UP TO 280 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,682 BE THE SAVIOR OF MANKIND. 281 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:52,985 I THINK SKYNET IS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS FOR TERMINATORS AT THIS 282 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:56,222 POINT, BUT IF A BABY TERMINATOR CAN LEARN TO LOVE, THEN MAYBE 283 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:58,790 THERE IS HOPE FOR -- HOLY [BLEEP] 284 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:02,228 [ CRASH ] >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 285 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:04,764 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 286 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,665 BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 287 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:09,035 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 288 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:10,903 BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 289 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,439 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 290 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:18,110 BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK. 291 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:23,783 >> ♪ I WANNA ROCK ♪ [ CRICKET CHIRPING ] 292 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,085 OH, COME ON! 293 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,153 >> I CAN'T APPLAUD ANY LOUDER THAN THIS.