1 00:00:05,004 --> 00:00:15,915 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 2 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:25,959 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 3 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:41,474 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:44,811 >> [ HUMMING ] UGH! OH! 5 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,312 I'M SUCH AN IDIOT! 6 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,648 I'M MELTING! 7 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:52,218 MELTING! 8 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:57,090 >> SORRY, GUYS. WE'RE FULL UP. 9 00:00:57,157 --> 00:01:00,393 [ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ] >> OH, COME ON! 10 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:05,799 [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ COMPUTER BEEPING ] 11 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:11,638 [ ENGINE REVS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] 12 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:18,277 [ ENGINE REVS ] >> UGH! 13 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:21,448 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] >> OH, GLASS. 14 00:01:21,514 --> 00:01:23,450 DAMN IT! 15 00:01:23,515 --> 00:01:26,085 [ GRUNTING ] UGH! 16 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:35,628 [ CLANG! ] [ PANTING ] 17 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:39,132 [ GRUNTS ] UGH! 18 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:42,035 >> YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 19 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:43,570 >> SCANDAL! 20 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:46,072 WORLD WILDLIFE FUND MANAGERS DISCOVERED TODAY THE FUND HAS 21 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:47,340 BEEN COMPLETELY EMPTIED. 22 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:48,341 WHERE DID THE MONEY? 23 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,543 ACCOUNTANTS ARE STRUGGLING TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY. 24 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,612 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ] >> [ GASPS ] 25 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:59,285 [ MUSIC STOPS ] [ CHIMPS CHATTERING ] 26 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:04,524 [ CHIMP SHRIEKS ] [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ] 27 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:08,360 >> $45,000 GOING ONCE, $45,000 GOING TWICE, AND SOLD TO THE 28 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:09,696 BIDDER IN THE REAR! 29 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:13,199 [ ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ] >> OH, MY GOD! 30 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:16,369 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 31 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:20,073 [ CHIMPS SHRIEKING ] >> THERE YOU GO, BILL GATES. 32 00:02:20,139 --> 00:02:22,976 >> OKAY, BILL GATES, THE KIDS FROM NSYNC, RICHARD BRANSON, AND 33 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:25,879 WHAT I GUESS IS MICHAEL JACKSON ARE ALREADY ABOARD THE WORLD'S 34 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:27,413 FIRST SPACE BILLIONAIRES FLIGHT. 35 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,248 ANYONE MISSING? 36 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,350 >> UM...THE CHINESE GUY, LING-LING. 37 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:35,021 OH, THIS MUST BE HIM. 38 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:38,858 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 39 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:41,427 [ PEOPLE CHEERING ] >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS. 40 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,201 >> COME ON. TRY. 41 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:49,668 >> AHOY. THAR BE BOOBIES. 42 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:50,937 >> YOU'RE RUINING IT! 43 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,773 I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME, LIKE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW. 44 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,175 >> I THOUGHT THAT CHARACTER WAS A CHICK. 45 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:57,510 >> THIS IS MY FANTASY. 46 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:58,678 TRY TO BE REALISTIC. 47 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:01,848 [ HARP PLAYS ] >> [ Cockney accent ] ARE YOU 48 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,416 READY TO BE RAVAGED, ME LADY? 49 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:09,088 >> IT IS QUITE HUMID SOUTH OF THE EQUATOR, MY CAPTAIN. 50 00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:13,159 >> OH, OH, DON'T MIND THE LITTLE STOWAWAYS, MY DARLING. 51 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:14,260 >> EW. LICE? 52 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:18,598 >> NO PANTENE ON THE SEVEN SEAS! 53 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:19,999 >> [ SPITS ] OH, MY GOD! 54 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:23,036 >> I'VE BEEN BRUSHING MY TEETH WITH RUM AND BRINE FOR CLOSE TO 55 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:24,704 20 YEARS, MY LITTLE SIREN. 56 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:25,672 PAY IT NO MIND. 57 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:27,941 >> I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY FOR THIS. 58 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:29,409 >> THEN I SHOULD WARN YOU. 59 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:31,544 I HAVEN'T A MEMORY OF ME LAST WASH. 60 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:34,847 YOU MIGHT FIND MY BALLS HAVE THE SCENT OF VINEGAR FERMENTING IN 61 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:35,615 FETA CHEESE. 62 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:36,783 >> UGH! OH! 63 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:37,884 I C-- I CAN'T. I CAN'T. 64 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:38,952 >> WAIT, MY DEAR. 65 00:03:39,018 --> 00:03:41,154 IT'S HARD TO GIVE CHASE, WHAT WITH THE HORRIFIC AND 66 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:43,756 DEBILITATING RICKETS THAT AFFECTED OCEAN-BOUND TRAVELERS 67 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:44,424 OF THAT TIME! 68 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:45,658 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 69 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,894 IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SERIOUS, THEN WE'RE NOT GONNA DO 70 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:48,494 IT. 71 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:49,329 >> [ Normal voice ] WHAT?! 72 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,230 YOU SAID BE REALISTIC! 73 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:54,466 >> SIR, THE WHOLE BOAT IS RIGGED TO EXPLODE. 74 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:55,668 AND I FOUND THIS. 75 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,671 >> GREETINGS FROM THE JOKER! 76 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,407 WHY SO SERIOUS? 77 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:04,510 ANYWAY, WE HAVE A BOAT OF CIVILIANS AND A BOAT OF PRISON 78 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:05,345 INMATES. 79 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:07,513 I WILL BLOW UP BOTH BOATS AT MIDNIGHT! 80 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,715 >> OH, MY GOD! 81 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:11,784 >> HOWEVER, EACH BOAT HAS A DETONATOR THAT WILL BLOW UP THE 82 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:12,885 OPPOSITE BOAT. 83 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:15,755 IF ONE BOAT DECIDES TO BLOW UP THE OTHER BOAT PRIOR TO 84 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:19,524 MIDNIGHT, I WILL NOT BLOW UP THE BOAT THAT BLOWS UP THE OTHER 85 00:04:19,591 --> 00:04:20,393 BOAT. 86 00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:22,362 IT'S QUITE THE MORAL QUANDARY, IS IT NOT? 87 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:25,264 >> T-THEN LET'S VOTE ON NEITHER BOAT BLOWING UP. 88 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:26,799 >> NO, HE SAYS WE DECIDE! 89 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:29,035 >> THEN I DECIDE NEITHER BOAT BLOWS UP! 90 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,503 >> WAIT, WAIT. SO WE VOTE? 91 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:32,271 >> NO, WE -- WE JUST PRESS THE BUTTON, I THINK. 92 00:04:32,338 --> 00:04:33,106 >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND! 93 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:34,173 WHAT DOES THIS PROVE EXACTLY? 94 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,842 >> UH, MR. JOKER, SIR? 95 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:37,176 WE CAME TO A CONSENSUS. 96 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,712 WE VOTE THAT NEITHER BOAT SHOULD BLOW UP. 97 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:40,213 >> YEAH! 98 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:40,947 >> VERY GOOD. 99 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:41,881 >> THAT'S MY VOTE. 100 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,016 >> THAT'S NOT A CHOICE! 101 00:04:43,082 --> 00:04:45,418 >> UH, YOU BETTER EXPLAIN IT AGAIN, THEN, I GUESS. 102 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:48,021 >> [ SIGHS ] I WILL BLOW UP BOTH THE BOATS. 103 00:04:48,087 --> 00:04:49,322 >> MY GOD! 104 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:52,659 >> UNLESS -- UNLESS ONE BOAT BLOWS UP THE OTHER BOAT FIRST. 105 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:54,994 >> UH, W-WHAT ARE THE OTHER OPTIONS? 106 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:56,396 >> THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS. 107 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:58,164 >> ASK HIM WHEN BOTH BOATS BLOW UP. 108 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,666 >> MIDNIGHT! MIDNIGHT! MIDNIGHT! 109 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:02,301 >> ALL RIGHT, FOLKS, THAT GIVES US A GOOD 15 MINUTES. 110 00:05:02,368 --> 00:05:03,670 EVERYONE INTO THE LIFEBOATS. 111 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:04,704 >> NO! NO LIFEBOATS! 112 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,272 I SAID THAT YOU COULDN'T USE THEM! 113 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:07,306 >> YOU NEVER SAID THAT! 114 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:07,907 >> I DID! 115 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:08,975 WAY BACK IN THE BEGINNING! 116 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,777 >> YOU'D BETTER GO OVER THE RULES AGAIN. 117 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:12,612 >> OH, FOR -- IT'S A CATCH-22! 118 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:15,114 LOOK, THERE ARE TWO BOATS! 119 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:16,516 AT MIDNIGHT -- >> GOOD DAY, SIR. 120 00:05:17,582 --> 00:05:18,351 >> AND GOOD DAY TO YOU. 121 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:21,354 >> YES. LET'S BEGIN. 122 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:22,121 >> Both: HA! 123 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:25,024 [ BIRDS' WINGS FLAPPING ] >> UH... 124 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:27,026 >> HMM... 125 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:27,694 >> OH. 126 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:28,861 >> OH. 127 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:36,202 [ BOTH MUTTERING ] >> Both: HA! 128 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:37,203 >> DAMN IT! 129 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:40,873 [ BOTH MUTTERING ] >> THE MECHANISM. 130 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:44,043 >> Both: HA! 131 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,978 >> [ GRUNTS ] >> [ GRUNTS ] 132 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:49,482 >> [ PANTING ] [ CLEARS THROAT ] 133 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,150 WELL, UH... 134 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:52,151 GOOD EFFORT, SIR. 135 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:53,886 >> WELL DONE. WELL DONE. 136 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,856 >> [ LAUGHS ] NOBODY CAN STOP ME! 137 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:58,191 I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL! 138 00:05:58,257 --> 00:06:03,096 >> WON'T ANYONE SAVE US?! 139 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:05,932 [ GASPS ] DR. MANHATTAN! 140 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:07,600 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] [ ZAP! ] 141 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,435 >> YOU ARE SAFE NOW. 142 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,938 >> MM! THANKS! 143 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:16,109 [ LAUGHS ] OOH. YEAH. 144 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:20,613 >> SAFE NOW. 145 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:24,350 >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] >> HELLO?! 146 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:30,623 TeenDream94? 147 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:31,591 YOU HERE? 148 00:06:31,657 --> 00:06:33,558 >> WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT, MR. GOLDSCHMIDT? 149 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:35,061 >> WHAT -- WHO ARE YOU? 150 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,395 >> CHRIS HANSEN, "DATELINE NBC." 151 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:37,730 >> OH. 152 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:39,031 WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. 153 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:40,399 WHERE'S TeenDream94? 154 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:42,135 >> THERE IS NO TeenDream94. 155 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:43,770 IT WAS A STING OPERATION. 156 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:44,971 >> WHAT THE HELL? 157 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:46,172 ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 158 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,874 I TOOK A DAY OFF OF WORK FOR THIS! 159 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:50,376 AND I BLEW, LIKE, HALF A TANK OF GAS DRIVING OVER HERE! 160 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:51,878 YOU IDIOTS BETTER REIMBURSE ME! 161 00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:52,645 >> WHAT? 162 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:54,180 Y-YOU MUST BE JOKING. 163 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,715 >> I'M A LAWYER, PAL! 164 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:57,550 I'M SUING YOU FOR FRAUD! 165 00:06:57,617 --> 00:07:01,220 BY THE TIME I'M DONE, I'M GONNA OWN NBC UNIVERSAL! 166 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:04,624 >> IN THE CASE OF GOLDSCHMIDT vs. HANSEN, NBC NEWS, AND 167 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:07,760 NBC UNIVERSAL, JURY FINDS IN FAVOR OF THE PREDATOR. 168 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:09,762 >> WHAT?! 169 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:11,764 [ HORN HONKS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] 170 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:12,932 >> HEY, HANSEN! 171 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:13,933 LIKE THE NEW RIDE? 172 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,101 >> THAT'S MY ESCALADE! 173 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:15,802 >> HI, DAD! 174 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:16,469 >> BOBBY?! 175 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:17,904 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? 176 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:20,807 >> JUST GIVING YOUR TEENAGE SON A LIFT TO SOCCER PRACTICE. 177 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:23,075 WE'LL PROBABLY TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME. 178 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:24,076 DON'T WAIT UP! 179 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:28,748 [ TIRES SCREECH ] >> [ SCREAMS ] 180 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:32,451 >> AS YOU KNOW, I'M NOW MAJORITY SHAREHOLDER OF NBC UNIVERSAL. 181 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:34,720 THAT MEANS A CHANGE IN PHILOSOPHY. 182 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:37,056 LET'S SEE SOME PREDATOR-FRIENDLY PROGRAMMING. 183 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:40,426 ON "FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS," WE'RE GONNA BE SPENDING A LOT MORE 184 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:41,861 TIME IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 185 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,529 A LOT MORE TIME! 186 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:47,200 >> I'VE GOT FOUR WORDS FOR YOU, MR. GOLDSCHMIDT -- SWEATY... 187 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:48,201 TEEN.... 188 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:48,868 BOY... 189 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:49,836 OLYMPICS. 190 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:51,470 >> "LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT" WILL NOW 191 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:52,405 BE MORE OF A COMEDY. 192 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:54,073 [ BUZZ ] >> SORRY, I'M NEEDED IN THE 193 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:54,740 INTERN HAREM. 194 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,909 LET'S RECONVENE IN 30. 195 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,078 >> I REALLY DON'T LIKE WORKING HERE ANYMORE. 196 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,146 >> I DO! 197 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,248 I'M THE EXECUTIVE WHO SECRETLY KNOCKED UP JAMIE LYNN. 198 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,649 BEST JOB EVER! 199 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:09,889 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] >> HEY. HERE WE GO. 200 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:11,390 >> BAD NEWS, FELLOW ADVENTURERS. 201 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:12,491 BARRY HAS BAILED. 202 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:14,694 >> BUT BARRY IS OUR DUNGEON MASTER! 203 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,429 WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT?! 204 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:17,930 >> HE SAID HE HAS A DATE. 205 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,299 [ LAUGHS ] AS IF! 206 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:22,501 I MEAN, WHO WOULD DATE BARRY?! 207 00:08:22,568 --> 00:08:24,470 >> BACK TO "A SHOT AT LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA." 208 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:25,271 >> CHOOSE ME, TILA. 209 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,272 CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE ME! 210 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,273 CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE ME! 211 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,274 CHOOSE ME! 212 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,443 >> THIS IS MY BIG CHANCE. 213 00:08:30,509 --> 00:08:33,813 LUCKILY I HAVE BEEN SAVING AN ADVENTURE -- A MASTERPIECE 214 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:37,049 MONTHS IN THE DESIGN AND PLANNING -- FOR JUST SUCH AN 215 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:37,783 OCCASION! 216 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,585 >> [ GASPS ] AWESOME! 217 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:40,653 >> HERE GOES. 218 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:44,290 "YOU FIND YOURSELVES IN A DARK, MYSTERIOUS DUNGEON!" 219 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,658 >> OH, REAL ORIGINAL. 220 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:46,626 LET ME GUESS. 221 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,527 THERE'S ALSO A DRAGON IN THERE? 222 00:08:48,594 --> 00:08:50,096 >> UH! UH, OF COURSE NOT! 223 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:51,931 NO, THAT'S RIDICULOUS! 224 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:53,032 A DRAGON? 225 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:57,703 WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS YOU FIND YOURSELVES IN A DARK, 226 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:01,941 MYSTERIOUS, UH, MEGA DUNGEON! 227 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:02,441 >> WHAT?! 228 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:03,509 >> NO WAY! 229 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:07,480 >> FOR THIS ADVENTURE, I SELECT MY ELVEN SPELLTHIEF. 230 00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:08,180 WAIT! 231 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:10,416 MY ELVEN BODYBUILDER SPELLTHIEF! 232 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,251 >> I CHOOSE MY GOBLIN FASHION MODEL. 233 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:15,087 SHE HAS A RECORDING CONTRACT AND A RECURRING ROLE IN A GOBLIN 234 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:16,222 PRIME-TIME DRAMA. 235 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,591 >> ARE THOSE BOOBS REAL OR AN ELABORATE ILLUSION SPELL? 236 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:20,927 TO FIND OUT, I ROLL FOR "GROPE"! 237 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:22,762 OOH, 11, A VERY SEXY NUMBER. 238 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:26,933 [ LAUGHS ] >> I CAST "TESTICULAR RUPTURE!" 239 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:29,602 >> OHH! FIRE CROTCH! 240 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:31,604 >> YOU ARE ATTACKED BY A GRUE! 241 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,806 [ GRUE ROARS ] >> I FIRE AN ARROW! 242 00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:37,643 >> ARROWS ARE NO GOOD AGAINST HIS LEATHERY HIDE! 243 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,145 >> NO! NO! 244 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:41,314 >> YEAH, BABY! 245 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:44,317 INTRODUCING KING KICKASS! 246 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:47,820 ♪ EVERYONE WHO PLAYS THIS QUEER GAME HAS TWO VAGINAS ♪ 247 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:49,622 ♪ YEAH ♪ THREE, TWO, ONE, AWESOME! 248 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:53,259 [ ZAP! ] >> GET OUT OF HERE, MUNSON! 249 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:56,095 >> YOUR ELF APPEARS TO HAVE POPPED A BONER WHEN HE WITNESSED 250 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:57,430 THE ABS OF KING KICKASS! 251 00:09:57,496 --> 00:09:58,264 >> HE DID NOT! 252 00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,932 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY! 253 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:02,802 >> ACTUALLY, HIS CHARACTER SHEET APPEARS TO BE IN ORDER. 254 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:04,937 >> UM, WELL, WE DO NEED ANOTHER PLAYER. 255 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,105 >> UGH! 256 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:09,942 [ PANTING ] FINE! 257 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:12,979 >> YOU NOW ENTER THE INNER SANCTUM! 258 00:10:13,045 --> 00:10:17,483 YOUR GOAL IS FINALLY IN SIGHT -- A TREASURE CHEST! 259 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,985 >> PBHT, PREDICTABLE. 260 00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:22,755 >> HOWEVER, THE TREASURE CHEST IS GUARDED BY AN OWLBEAR! 261 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:26,192 IT COMMANDS AN ARMY OF MONKEYBEES! 262 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:29,528 HMM, SHAKING THE DUST OFF A FEW RELICS, I SEE. 263 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:33,099 SORRY, DUNGEON MASTER, BUT THOSE RIDICULOUS BEES CAN'T MATCH UP 264 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:35,768 TO A TEAM OF, UH... 265 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,770 UH -- [ OWLBEAR ROARING ] 266 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,405 WHERE DID STACEY AND MUNSON GO?! 267 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,575 >> MUNSON SAID SOMETHING ABOUT BANGING FINGERS IN YOUR PARENTS' 268 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:43,909 BEDROOM. 269 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,745 SHALL WE WATCH "TILA TEQUILA"? 270 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,079 >> YES. WANT TO BORROW A SOCK? 271 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,147 >> YES. 272 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:50,649 >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 273 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:52,785 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 274 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,954 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 275 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:57,089 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 276 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,091 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 277 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,327 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 278 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,462 BA-GAWK! BAWK.