>> [ GULPS ] >> ALL RIGHT.
WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR FOUR SEASONS.
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
FAST AND HARD, PEOPLE.
[ GUN COCKS ] >> [ GULPS ]
>> BLAM! LET'S GIVE THEM ALL A TASTE OF THE BITCH PUDDING!
>> I CAN'T PROMISE EVERYONE THEY'LL SURVIVE SEASON FIVE, BUT
I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE ME PROUD.
SUNSHINE COWBOY, YOU'RE NEW, SO I'M EXPECTING GREAT THINGS.
[ CRASH, CLATTERING ] LET'S DO IT!
>> AAH!
[ DRUMBEATS ] >> AW!
>> [ Sobbing ] I'LL TELL YOUR STORY.
>> [ Sobbing ] I'LL TELL SETH GREEN'S STORY.
YOUR STORY HAS LESS COMMERCIAL APPEAL.
>> NO! WATER!
MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
AW, BULLETS!
MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
OH!
[ HOLLOW RINGING, WIND HOWLING ] [ MUFFLED CLANGING ]
>> GEEZ, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY THINK A "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN"
PARODY IS STILL FRESH AND ORIGINAL.
>> [ SCREAMS ] I NEED A MEDIC UP IN THIS BITCH!
>> LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HASN'T BEEN FLOSSING.
>> OW! YOU ONE-DIMENSIONAL SON OF A WHORE!
>> OUR FATHER, WHO FARTS IN HEAVEN, HALLOWEEN THY NAME!
>> OH! WHO'S EVEN SHOOTING AT US?!
>> IT'S JUST A METAPHOR FOR SEASON FIVE, STUPID!
AW, "PARENT TRAP," "MEAN GIRLS," "HERBIE," "GEORGIA RULE."
"I KNOW WHO KILLED ME."
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ SCREAMING ]
[ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ] >> BA-BAWK!
>> ♪ ROBOT CHICKE-E-E-E-E-N ♪ ♪ ROBOT CHICKE-E-E-E-E-N ♪
♪ THANK YOU, JESUS, WE'RE RENEWED ♪
♪ WITHOUT A PAYCHECK, WE'D BE SCREWED, OH! ♪
♪ I SPENT MINE ON METH ♪ ♪ SO DID MATT AND SETH ♪
♪ I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU ♪ ♪ NO! ♪
♪ ROBOT CHICKE-E-E-E-E-N ♪ ♪ ROBOT CHICKE-E-E-E-E-N, OW! ♪
>> AH-CHOO!
>> I-IS SOMEONE THERE?
[ WARBLE! ] >> [ CHITTERS ]
>> [ SOBS ] I TRIED.
>> SORRY, HONEY, SORRY.
I JUST GOT TO CRAP LIKE A BASTARD.
I CAN'T WAIT.
[ FARTING, WATER SPLASHING ] THIS IS GETTING -- OH, BOY, THAT
IS -- HERE COMES THE SECOND!
OH, GOD!
>> SO LONG, ASSHOLES!
>> [ SCREAMS ] [ SIREN WAILING ]
>> I WON'T LAST 10 DAYS IN PRISON.
>> BLOCKHEADS, YOU ARE CHARGED WITH MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE
OF GLEN GUMBERSON, A.K.A. GUMBY.
[ SPLAT! ] [ CRUNCH! ]
[ WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! ] [ POP! ]
[ GAVEL BANGS ] HOW DOES THE JURY FIND?
>> GUILTY AS [BLEEP] >> SENTENCING IS SCHEDULED
FOR...
NOW, AND IT'S DEATH.
[ GAVEL BANGS ] [ RATTLING ]
>> [ FARTS ] >> MOM, CAN WE HAVE A SNACK?
>> WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH.
>> VOLDEMORT! HEY, NO-NOSE!
>> SMELL YOU LATER, SIR.
[ LAUGHS ] >> WHERE'S YOUR [BLEEP] NOSE,
MAN?
>> [ SIGHS ] I'M SICK OF ALL THE STARES.
I WANT THE NOSE JOB.
>> THIS IS A BIG DECISION.
YOU NEED TO BE 100% SURE YOU'RE READY.
>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ] I'M READY.
CUT ME!
>> ...A NICE NOSE...
>> THAT IS A GREAT-LOOKING NOSE.
>> NOSE.
>> WONDERFUL NO-- >> OW!
>> THANKS FOR THE NEW WAND, MR. OLLIVANDER.
>> NOTHING'S TOO GOOD FOR JAMES POTTER.
>> [ GROANS ] OW! MY [BLEEP] NO--
OW!
>> OH, DO YOU VALIDATE?
>> SORRY, NO.
>> I'LL GET YOU, POTTER, SOMEDAY!
>> HEY, VOLDEMORT, WHY SO BENT OUT OF SHAPE?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> HE LOOKS ANGRY ENOUGH TO KILL
THAT GUY'S BABY.
[ RHYTHMIC CLANGING ] >> [ SIGHS ] I CAN WATCH MY KIDS
BANG ON POTS AND PANS AT HOME FOR FREE.
[ CLANGING CONTINUES ] >> PLEASE, GOD, MAKE IT STOP.
[ LOUD CLANGING ] [ GROANS ]
[ CROWD MURMURING ] [ TRASH CANS RUMBLING ]
[ CROWD GRUMBLING ] >> I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.
[ CREAK! ] [ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ]
[ KACHING! ] [ SMACK! SMACK! ]
[ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ] [ SMACK! SMACK! ]
[ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ] [ CLANGING CONTINUES ]
[ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ] [ SMACK! SMACK! ]
[ STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! ] [ CLANGING INTENSIFIES ]
>> ♪ OH! HOO-AH! ♪ ♪ OH! HOO-AH! ♪
>> I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
[ CLICK! ] [ BANG! ]
[ CLICK! CLICK! ] [ BANG! BANG! ]
[ CLICK! CLICK! ] >> MAKE IT STOP.
[ CLICK! CLICK! BANG! ] >> MAKE IT STOP.
[ BANG! BANG! BANG! ] [ SLICE! ]
[ BANG! BANG! BANG! ] [ CLANGING INTENSIFIES ]
>> HO!
>> [ SIGHS ] [ BANG! ]
[ DING! ] >> A SKYDIVING PROPOSAL?
BABY, OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU!
I WISH MY PARENTS COULD SEE THIS!
>> THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN AROUND.
>> MOM, DAD!
>> CONGRATULATIONS, HONEY!
>> NOW, YOU TREAT HER RIGHT, YOU HEAR?
>> THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST.
BUBBLY, ANYONE?
>> CHAMPAGNE?
>> WHAT A SURPRISE.
>> AMAZING!
[ DOORBELL RINGS ] >> WHO IS THAT?
>> [ GRUNTS ] >> [ GASPS ] TED!
>> HOW COULD YOU DO IT, CINDY?
HOW COULD YOU SAY YES TO HIM?!
[ GUN COCKS ] >> PUT THE GUN DOWN!
>> YOU'RE MINE, CINDY!
[ GRUNTS ] YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!
SHE'S MINE!
GOD DAMN IT!
TAKE IT!
DON'T! DON'T!
[ SCREAMING ] >> [ SOBBING ]
NO!
>> OH, SHH, SHH!
IT'S OKAY.
IT'S ALL OVER NOW.
[ SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! ] [ SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! ]
>> ♪ BUILD, BUILD, BUILD ♪ ♪ WORK, WORK, WORK ♪
♪ WITHOUT THE WORK, WE'D GO BERSERK ♪
>> GOOD AFTERNOON, MY DOOZER BRETHREN.
EVERYONE WORKING HARD TODAY?
>> YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.
>> WE LOVE TO WORK.
>> YOU ARE PREACHING TO THE MOTHER-F'ing CHOIR THERE, MY
FRIENDS.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
YOU LIKE TO WORK?
>> Y-YES.
>> OH, YEAH?
WHAT DO YOU LIKE MORE, PUTTING SCAFFOLDING UP OR TAKING IT
DOWN?
>> ME LOVE THE FRAGGLE ROCK.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
ME LOVE THE FRAGGLE ROCK, TOO.
LET ME SEE YOUR WORK VISA, SON.
>> ME LOVE THE FRAGGLE ROCK?
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
GET THIS GUY OUT OF HERE.
>> M-ME LOVE -- >> THAT IS A ONE-WAY TICKET BACK
ACROSS THE BORDER, SON.
SHUT IT DOWN, DOOZERS!
>> I THINK WE ALMOST WON TODAY.
GOOD EFFORT.
>> OH, SHUT UP, BEAST MAN!
HE-MAN PUT HIS HEEL RIGHT IN MY BALLS, DID A [BLEEP] PIROUETTE!
I CAN STILL FEEL THEM UNWINDING.
WHAT?!
>> WELL, I'M SORRY, CHOPPERS, BUT YOUR ADJUSTABLE-RATE
MORTGAGE CAME DUE.
>> BUT -- BUT -- BUT THIS BALLOON PAYMENT IS ASTRONOMICAL!
YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT I WAS -- >> IT'S CALLED "FINE PRINT,"
CHUCKLES.
MAYBE YOU NEED SOME EYEBALLS INSTEAD OF THOSE EYE...
HOLES.
>> OH, I'LL GET THE MONEY...
WHEN I CRUSH HE-MAN ONCE -- >> BUD, LIE TO ME, BUT DON'T LIE
TO YOURSELF.
YOU REALLY GONNA CRUSH HE-MAN BY THE 15th OF THIS MONTH?
>> EEEEAAAAAH!
WELL...
>> THAT PROPERTY'S, WHAT, 12,000 SQUARE FEET?
DUPLEX THAT BITCH.
>> OKAY, WELL, RENT'S DUE ON THE FIRST OF THE MONTH, AND I WILL
HOLD YOUR SECURITY DEPOSIT IN ESCROW --
>> DUDE, I'VE NEVER GOT A SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK IN MY
LIFE.
>> WHAT?
>> BROS!
OUR LANDLORD IS JACK SKELLINGTON!
>> All: WHOO!
[ THUDDING, ROCK MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE ]
[ CRASH! ] [ CRASH! ]
>> OH, DAMN IT!
WHAT THE -- PANTHOR!
[ CHEERING ] >> TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] >> HEY! DOUCHE BAG!
TURN THIS CRAP DOWN!
>> HOW DO YOU HEAR MUSIC WITH NO EARS?
>> MAGIC, ASSHOLE.
IS THAT MY HAVOC STAFF?!
THIS IS A MYSTICAL ARTIFACT!
YOU CAN'T JUST -- >> UHHHHH!!
>> RIGHT...INTO...MY...EYEHOLES.
>> AH, SKELLINGTON!
YOU ARE ALWAYS GRINNING, MAN!
>> I'M NOT GRINNING!
I'M FURIOUS!
ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS!
>> NAW-HAW-HAW!
YOU GRINNIN', MAN.
YOU HERE TO PARTY!
>> NO! I'M HERE TO...
TELL YOU...THERE'S A RIVAL FRAT THAT'S TOTALLY TALKING CRAP ALL
ABOUT YOU, MAN!
>> SAY WHAT?
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ] >> [ GASPS ]
>> [ BELCHES ] >> NO WAY!
>> YEP.
THEY SAY YOU'RE NOT THE NUMBER-ONE FRAT AT ETERNIA TECH
ANYMORE.
>> THE HELL WE AREN'T!
WE'LL SHOW THOSE ASSHOLES!
>> Together: YEAH!
WHOO!
[ ALL CHEERING ] >> WHO'S THE NUMBER-ONE FRAT
NOW, RETARDS?
[ SPLAT! ] >> WE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> AHH.
>> YOU'RE STILL OVERDUE ON THAT MORTGAGE, SMURFY.
>> OH, I'VE GOT A SOLUTION FOR THAT, TOO.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT AM I DOING?
>> MR. SKELETOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUGGESTING, BUT...
close the door.
NO TEETH, OKAY?
>> YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.