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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> ♪ BASS WITH A BASS ♪
♪ BASS WITH A BASS, BASS ♪
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♪ BASS WITH A BASS, COME ON ♪
♪ BASS WITH A BASS, BASS ♪
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>> KRISTI?
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JAMAL?
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COME ON, YOU GUYS!
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THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
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AAAAH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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[ SCREAMING ]
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
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[ SCREAMING STOPS ]
KRISTI?
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JAMAL?
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COME ON, YOU GUYS!
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THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
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AAAAH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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[ UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BICYCLE BELL DINGS ]
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>> ALL RIGHT, JASON! YEAH!
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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[ NECK CRACKS ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
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>> [ GROWLS ]
UNH!
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>> WHERE DOES RAIN COME FROM?
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>> IT'S GOD JUST PISSING ON
YOUR DUMBASS HEAD.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY
SON?
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>> SO, WITH HOUSING STARTS THE
LOWEST THEY'VE BEEN SINCE 2003,
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I THOUGHT THE INTEREST-ONLY LOAN
WAS VIABLE.
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I MEAN, DID YOU KNOW THE
FINANCIAL CRISIS OF 2008 WAS
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CAUSED BY UNREGULATED
DERIVATIVES AS MUCH AS
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HOUSING --
EXCUSE ME. HELLO? YEAH.
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MY EYES ARE UP HERE.
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>> UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
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OH, YEAH. UH-HUH.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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>> WELL, LISTEN, WHAT MORE CAN I
SAY ABOUT A GUY WHO PUT
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"COMMANDER" IN HIS NAME?
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HEY, WE GET IT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE A
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GREAT COBRA COMMANDER.
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YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME,
AND I APPRECIATE IT.
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[ ALL CHUCKLE ]
>> THAT WAS FUNNY.
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>> HEY, THANKS FOR COMING OUT,
EVERYBODY.
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BARONESS, I PROMISE I'LL MAKE
THIS QUICK SO YOU CAN GET BACK
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TO SUCKING DESTRO'S [BLEEP]
[ NERVOUS LAUGHTER ]
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I SWEAR, IF HE WORE THAT HELMET
ON HIS [BLEEP] SHE'D HAVE LEAD
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POISONING.
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AM I RIGHT?
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HEY, XAMOT, I HEAR YOU
EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING TOMAX
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DOES.
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I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU KNOW WHAT
MY [BLEEP] TASTES LIKE, TOO.
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I SEE YOU OVER THERE, SERPENTOR.
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DIDN'T DR. MINDBENDER GIVE YOU
THE MEMO?
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THE HUNT'S OVER.
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YOU CAN STOP GATHERING DNA.
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ARR! ARR! ARR!
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NICE OUTFIT, BY THE WAY.
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IF IT WERE ANY LOUDER, I'D HAVE
TO WEAR EARPLUGS WHEN YOU SUCK
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MY [BLEEP]
GEE, I WONDER WHAT HE WANTED TO
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SAY.
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[ As Mindbender ] "I VANT TO
BEND YOUR MIND INTO LETTING ME
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SUCK YOUR [BLEEP]"
[ LAUGHS ]
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DON'T WORRY.
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I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU,
COBRA COMMANDER.
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IT IS YOUR NIGHT, AFTER ALL.
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THE RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZER
DETERMINED TO SUCK MY [BLEEP]
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>> HOW DARE YOU!
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>> HEY, IS YOUR VOICE OKAY?
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LET ME GET YOU SOMETHING FOR
YOUR THROAT.
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My [BLEEP]
My [BLEEP]
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[ ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY ]
IT'S WORKING.
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>> WILD BILL'S DISGUISE WORKED!
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WE RUINED COBRA COMMANDER'S
ROAST!
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>> ALL RIGHT!
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[ Gunshot ]
>> BILL?
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>> [ COUGHS ]
>> START THE VAN.
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>> FIRST DIVISION, CHA-A-A-RGE!
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[ GUNS COCK ]
>> GENERAL!
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>> MAJOR!
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NO! OUTRANKED!
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>> CAPTAIN.
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>> COLONEL.
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>> NAH! SON OF A --
>> HA HA HA!
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>> SERGEANT!
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>> SERGEANT!
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DAMN IT!
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>> AW, COME ON!
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>> HA HA! MAJOR!
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DIE!
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>> OH, PLEASE!
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I'M -- I'M JUST A SCOUT!
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[ SIZZLING ]
[ GUN COCKS ]
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>> CAPTAIN!
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>> SURELY, ONE BOMB CAN'T
DETONATE THREE T--
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AAH!
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>> VICTORY WILL BE OURS!
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HUH?
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>> H-HEY, GUYS, I GOT IT!
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I GOT THEIR FLAG!
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WE WIN!
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>> W-WHAT?!
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YOU DON'T WIN!
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WE'RE CREAMING YOU GUYS!
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>> [ Singsong voice ] I GOT YOUR
FLAG!
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THAT MEANS WE WIN!
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>> THAT'S TOTAL CRAP!
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I USED A WAY BETTER STRATEGY!
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>> BUT I USED A BETTER STRATEGO.
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[ TING! ]
>> BABY NEEDS A NAME, YOUR WISH
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CAME TRUE.
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YOU HAVE A PET OF YOUR BERRY
OWN.
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>> YES, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE.
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BUT I HAVE ANOTHER WISH.
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I WANT TO HAVE A NAME OF MY VERY
OWN, TOO.
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>> WE SHOULD GIVE YOU A NAME
SOON AND NOT LEAVE IT OPEN TO
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DEBATE.
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STRAWBERRY LAND IS BERRY
SHELTERED, BUT IT'S A BIG WORLD
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OUT THERE, AND OTHERS MIGHT HAVE
BERRY DIFFERENT OPINIONS ABOUT
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WHAT CONSTITUTES AN APPROPRIATE
NAME.
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>> I'M NOT WORRIED.
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>> WELL, I'M JUST SAYING.
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[ DOOR BANGS ]
OH.
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HELLO, BITCH PUDDING.
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>> WHASSUP, HOES?
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[ FARTS ]
[ SCOFFS ]
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[ TAB POPS ]
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> WHEW!
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ANYWAY, I'M SURE THAT ONE DAY,
SOMEONE WILL GIVE YOU A NAME --
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>> BLAM!
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YOUR NAME IS [BLEEP] FACE!
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YOU [BLEEP] [BLEEP] FACE!
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BLAM!
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[BLEEP] FACE!
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BLAM!
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[BLEEP] FACE!
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BLAM, BITCHES!
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♪ DA-DA-DAAAA DAAAA ♪
BITCH PUDDING!
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
[ CRASH ]
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
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I AM SO SORRY.
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I THINK SHE HAS ASPERGER'S OR
SOMETHING.
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BUT DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY,
BABY NEEDS A NAME.
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>> NO, NO.
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CALL ME [BLEEP] FACE.
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>> MOMMY, WHAT ARE EGGS?
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>> BABY CHICKENS, SWEETIE.
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>> DO ALL BABIES COME FROM EGGS?
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>> YES, THEY DO.
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>> DID I COME FROM AN EGG?
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>> YOU SURE DID, DEAR.
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>> IS THE MAMA CHICKEN SAD THAT
WE'RE EATING HER BABIES?
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>> GOD, I HOPE SO.
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A CHICKEN KILLED YOUR FATHER!
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AAAAH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAH!
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>> I'M TRYING TO READ!
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[ CRASH, SCUFFLING ]
>> UGH! A ROCK LORD?!
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SERIOUSLY?!
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[BLEEP] YOU BOTH.
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>> YOU KNOW, IN SOME COUNTRIES,
LITTLE BOYS ARE GRATEFUL FOR
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ROCK LORDS.
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>> OH, YEAH? WHAT COUNTRIES?
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>> OH, A ROCK LORD!
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THANK YOU, MOTHER!
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THANK YOU, FATHER!
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I AM SO VERY GRATEFUL TO HAVE
SUCH THOUGHTFUL PARENTS.
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[ TRILLING ]
>> ROCK LORDS!
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THEY HURT LIKE A [BLEEP]
[ TRILLING ]
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>> FOR MY NEXT FEAT, I WILL WALK
ACROSS HOT COALS WHILE
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EXPLAINING WHAT THE HELL I AM.
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>> NO.
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FOR YOUR NEXT FEAT, YOU DIE!
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>> AAAH!
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[ SIZZLING ]
>> GONZO DIED AS HE LIVED, AND
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OUR FAMILY WILL NEVER BE WHOLE
AGAIN.
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AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MR. STEVE MARTIN!
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YAAAY!
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>> THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD.
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I SHALL NOT WANT.
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HE MAKES ME LIE DOWN...
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>> OOH!
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ARE WE BURYING HIM IN A SYBIAN?
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>> [ CLUCKING ]
>> YOU KNOW, THE LAST TIME A
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MUPPET DIED WAS --
>> EXCUSE ME!
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>> DON'T YOU MEAN...
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"EXCU-U-U-U-SE ME!"
>> NO! THIS IS A FUNERAL!
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I'M WORKING!
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DO I COME TO WHERE YOU WORK AND
KNOCK THE [BLEEP] OUT OF YOUR
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MOUTH?
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>> WOW. STEVE'S WORKING BLUE.
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BUT HE'S RIGHT.
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WE VOWED NEVER TO TALK ABOUT...
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THAT NIGHT.
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[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ SPEAKING SWEDISH ]
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>> AND THEN THE DAD SAYS, "THE
ARISTOCRATS!"
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WAKKA WAKKA!
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>> HEY, FOZZIE, WHY DID THE BEAR
TURN RED?
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>> I DON'T KNOW, STRANGER.
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>> BECAUSE HE WAS
"EM-BEAR-RASSED."
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>> [ Unenthused ] WAKKA, WAKKA.
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>> THEN HOW ABOUT THIS --
BECAUSE I [BLEEP] STABBED HIM!
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>> WAA-HAA!
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WHAT A SHOWSTOPPER.
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[ GROANS ]
>> SEE?
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I TOLD YOU THE BEAR WAS GONNA
DIE ONSTAGE TONIGHT.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> HEY, GUYS...
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CAN YOU STOP LAUGHING AND CALL
ME AN AMBULANCE?
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>> YOU'RE AN AMBULANCE!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ SCRAPING ]
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[ SCUFFLING, FOZZIE SCREAMING ]
[ SQUEAK ]
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>> FIRST GONZO, NOW FOZZIE.
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COULD WE BE PAYING THE PRICE FOR
WHAT WE DID TO --
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>> DON'T SAY THAT NAME, KERMIE!
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>> OH!
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MISS PIGGY'S TELLING ME WHAT TO
DO!
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WOW! HEY, EVERYBODY! COME HERE!
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YOU GOT TO COME SEE THIS!
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PIGGY'S TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!
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WOW!
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MUST BE A DAY THAT ENDS IN "Y"!
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HEY, UH, SCOOTER?
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>> OH, HEY, THERE, BOSS.
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>> WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT
SKEETER'S DEATH.
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>> WHY, SURE.
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I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY TWIN
SISTER.
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IF NOT FOR THAT TRAGIC
ACCIDENT --
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>> YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA STOP YOU
RIGHT THERE.
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I GOT SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL
YOU.
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LET'S PLAY "THE LITTLE MERMAID"!
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>> LET'S QUESTION KERMIT'S
SEXUALITY!
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WAKKA WAKKA!
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>> HOLD ON.
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LET ME GRAB MY FLOATIES.
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>> WHAT A NERD.
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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
MOI WILL PLAY LA PETITE
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MERMAID.
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>> MERMAIDS AREN'T FAT!
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>> WHA--
>> YIKES!
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SKEETER, IF YOU ONLY TAKE MY
ADVICE ONCE IN YOUR NATURAL
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LIFE, TAKE IT NOW.
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WALK AWAY.
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OHH!
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>> NANNY!
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SKEETER'S HITTING US AGAIN!
00:09:16.188 --> 00:09:18.124 line:85% position:45% size:70%
>> YEAH, WHO'S THE HOMO NOW?
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>> [ GROANS ]
>> UNH!
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>> IF WE DO THIS THING, IT'S OUR
SECRET FOREVER.
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>> [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]
[ SCREAMING STOPS ]
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>> All: NANNY!
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>> YOU KILLED MY SISTER?!
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>> YEAH, WELL, IT WAS 60%
SELF-DEFENSE, BUT WE'RE KIND OF
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BURYING THE LEAD HERE.
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WE THINK SKEETER'S COME BACK
FROM THE GRAVE FOR REVENGE!
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>> OH, SKEETER WILL HAVE HER
REVENGE.
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[ "PSYCHO" THEME PLAYS ]
>> Both: AAAAH!
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>> 15 SECONDS TILL YOUR DEATH!
00:10:01.400 --> 00:10:03.569 line:85% position:20% size:20%
>> HYAH!
00:10:03.636 --> 00:10:06.706 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
WHA--
>> HERE IT COMES! SHOWTIME!
00:10:06.772 --> 00:10:08.374 line:79% position:10% size:55% align:start
>> [ CLUCKING ]
>> YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME.
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CHICKENS DON'T EVEN HAVE
FINGERS.
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OHH!
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>> THAT BIT NEVER GETS OLD.
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[ BANJO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
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♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:23.622 --> 00:10:26.092 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
00:10:26.158 --> 00:10:27.793 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:27.860 --> 00:10:30.363 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
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BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
00:10:36.202 --> 00:10:39.205 line:85% position:33% size:45%
>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
00:10:43.342 --> 00:10:48.647 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
[ UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ IMITATES GUNSHOT ]
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WHEW!