WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:9000 00:00:04.971 --> 00:00:15.982 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ THUNDER CRASHING ] [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 00:00:16.049 --> 00:00:30.930 line:10% position:10% size:63% align:start [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:30.997 --> 00:00:38.204 line:10% position:10% size:63% align:start [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] >> IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:38.271 --> 00:00:42.242 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start >> ♪ BASS WITH A BASS ♪ ♪ BASS WITH A BASS, BASS ♪ 00:00:42.308 --> 00:00:46.546 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start ♪ BASS WITH A BASS, COME ON ♪ ♪ BASS WITH A BASS, BASS ♪ 00:00:46.613 --> 00:00:47.380 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> KRISTI? 00:00:47.447 --> 00:00:48.014 line:85% position:18% size:15% JAMAL? 00:00:48.081 --> 00:00:49.315 line:85% position:33% size:45% COME ON, YOU GUYS! 00:00:49.382 --> 00:00:50.884 line:85% position:33% size:43% THIS ISN'T FUNNY! 00:00:50.950 --> 00:00:52.218 line:85% position:18% size:15% AAAAH! 00:00:52.285 --> 00:00:54.587 line:85% position:28% size:35% AAAAAAAAAAAAH! 00:00:56.756 --> 00:00:58.792 line:85% position:43% size:65% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 00:00:58.858 --> 00:01:00.794 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start [ SCREAMING ] [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] 00:01:13.440 --> 00:01:16.409 line:79% position:10% size:48% align:start [ SCREAMING STOPS ] KRISTI? 00:01:16.476 --> 00:01:17.110 line:85% position:18% size:15% JAMAL? 00:01:17.177 --> 00:01:18.545 line:85% position:33% size:45% COME ON, YOU GUYS! 00:01:18.611 --> 00:01:19.913 line:85% position:33% size:43% THIS ISN'T FUNNY! 00:01:19.979 --> 00:01:21.247 line:85% position:18% size:15% AAAAH! 00:01:21.314 --> 00:01:22.382 line:85% position:28% size:35% AAAAAAAAAAAAH! 00:01:22.449 --> 00:01:26.719 line:85% position:50% size:80% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 00:01:29.322 --> 00:01:37.363 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start [ UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] [ BICYCLE BELL DINGS ] 00:01:37.430 --> 00:01:39.365 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> ALL RIGHT, JASON! YEAH! 00:01:41.701 --> 00:01:51.778 line:79% position:10% size:48% align:start [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] >> [ CHUCKLES ] 00:01:51.845 --> 00:01:56.783 line:79% position:30% size:40% [ NECK CRACKS ] >> [ SCREAMING ] 00:01:56.850 --> 00:02:00.620 line:79% position:10% size:33% align:start >> [ GROWLS ] UNH! 00:02:00.687 --> 00:02:01.988 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> WHERE DOES RAIN COME FROM? 00:02:02.055 --> 00:02:04.257 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start >> IT'S GOD JUST PISSING ON YOUR DUMBASS HEAD. 00:02:04.324 --> 00:02:06.659 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SON? 00:02:06.726 --> 00:02:09.362 line:79% position:50% size:78% >> SO, WITH HOUSING STARTS THE LOWEST THEY'VE BEEN SINCE 2003, 00:02:09.429 --> 00:02:11.364 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start I THOUGHT THE INTEREST-ONLY LOAN WAS VIABLE. 00:02:11.431 --> 00:02:13.733 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start I MEAN, DID YOU KNOW THE FINANCIAL CRISIS OF 2008 WAS 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:15.768 line:79% position:38% size:55% CAUSED BY UNREGULATED DERIVATIVES AS MUCH AS 00:02:15.835 --> 00:02:17.937 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start HOUSING -- EXCUSE ME. HELLO? YEAH. 00:02:18.004 --> 00:02:19.205 line:85% position:35% size:50% MY EYES ARE UP HERE. 00:02:19.272 --> 00:02:20.373 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> UH-HUH, UH-HUH. 00:02:20.440 --> 00:02:21.474 line:85% position:33% size:43% OH, YEAH. UH-HUH. 00:02:21.541 --> 00:02:22.675 line:85% position:25% size:28% YEAH, YEAH. 00:02:22.742 --> 00:02:25.278 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start >> WELL, LISTEN, WHAT MORE CAN I SAY ABOUT A GUY WHO PUT 00:02:25.345 --> 00:02:26.880 line:85% position:40% size:60% "COMMANDER" IN HIS NAME? 00:02:26.946 --> 00:02:28.248 line:85% position:30% size:38% HEY, WE GET IT. 00:02:28.314 --> 00:02:30.316 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start [ CHUCKLES ] NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE A 00:02:30.383 --> 00:02:31.451 line:85% position:38% size:55% GREAT COBRA COMMANDER. 00:02:31.518 --> 00:02:34.220 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME, AND I APPRECIATE IT. 00:02:34.287 --> 00:02:38.291 line:79% position:10% size:45% align:start [ ALL CHUCKLE ] >> THAT WAS FUNNY. 00:02:38.358 --> 00:02:40.193 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> HEY, THANKS FOR COMING OUT, EVERYBODY. 00:02:40.260 --> 00:02:42.829 line:79% position:48% size:75% BARONESS, I PROMISE I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK SO YOU CAN GET BACK 00:02:42.896 --> 00:02:47.400 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start TO SUCKING DESTRO'S [BLEEP] [ NERVOUS LAUGHTER ] 00:02:47.467 --> 00:02:49.903 line:79% position:50% size:78% I SWEAR, IF HE WORE THAT HELMET ON HIS [BLEEP] SHE'D HAVE LEAD 00:02:49.969 --> 00:02:50.436 line:85% position:23% size:25% POISONING. 00:02:50.503 --> 00:02:52.872 line:85% position:25% size:28% AM I RIGHT? 00:02:52.939 --> 00:02:55.308 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start HEY, XAMOT, I HEAR YOU EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING TOMAX 00:02:55.375 --> 00:02:56.509 line:85% position:18% size:13% DOES. 00:02:56.576 --> 00:02:58.945 line:79% position:23% size:80% align:start I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU KNOW WHAT MY [BLEEP] TASTES LIKE, TOO. 00:02:59.012 --> 00:03:00.647 line:85% position:50% size:80% I SEE YOU OVER THERE, SERPENTOR. 00:03:00.713 --> 00:03:02.916 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start DIDN'T DR. MINDBENDER GIVE YOU THE MEMO? 00:03:02.982 --> 00:03:03.883 line:85% position:30% size:40% THE HUNT'S OVER. 00:03:03.950 --> 00:03:05.785 line:85% position:45% size:68% YOU CAN STOP GATHERING DNA. 00:03:05.852 --> 00:03:07.587 line:85% position:28% size:35% ARR! ARR! ARR! 00:03:07.654 --> 00:03:08.855 line:85% position:40% size:60% NICE OUTFIT, BY THE WAY. 00:03:08.922 --> 00:03:11.925 line:79% position:50% size:78% IF IT WERE ANY LOUDER, I'D HAVE TO WEAR EARPLUGS WHEN YOU SUCK 00:03:11.991 --> 00:03:13.993 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start MY [BLEEP] GEE, I WONDER WHAT HE WANTED TO 00:03:14.060 --> 00:03:15.161 line:85% position:15% size:10% SAY. 00:03:15.228 --> 00:03:16.963 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start [ As Mindbender ] "I VANT TO BEND YOUR MIND INTO LETTING ME 00:03:17.030 --> 00:03:19.198 line:79% position:10% size:45% align:start SUCK YOUR [BLEEP]" [ LAUGHS ] 00:03:19.265 --> 00:03:20.166 line:85% position:25% size:30% DON'T WORRY. 00:03:20.233 --> 00:03:22.569 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, COBRA COMMANDER. 00:03:22.635 --> 00:03:24.103 line:85% position:45% size:70% IT IS YOUR NIGHT, AFTER ALL. 00:03:24.170 --> 00:03:28.441 line:79% position:23% size:80% align:start THE RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZER DETERMINED TO SUCK MY [BLEEP] 00:03:28.508 --> 00:03:29.442 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> HOW DARE YOU! 00:03:29.509 --> 00:03:30.944 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> HEY, IS YOUR VOICE OKAY? 00:03:31.010 --> 00:03:33.646 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start LET ME GET YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR THROAT. 00:03:33.713 --> 00:03:37.617 line:79% position:23% size:25% My [BLEEP] My [BLEEP] 00:03:37.684 --> 00:03:41.487 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start [ ALL SHOUTING ANGRILY ] IT'S WORKING. 00:03:41.554 --> 00:03:43.222 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> WILD BILL'S DISGUISE WORKED! 00:03:43.289 --> 00:03:45.325 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start WE RUINED COBRA COMMANDER'S ROAST! 00:03:45.391 --> 00:03:46.793 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> ALL RIGHT! 00:03:46.859 --> 00:03:50.363 line:79% position:10% size:28% align:start [ Gunshot ] >> BILL? 00:03:50.430 --> 00:03:53.900 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start >> [ COUGHS ] >> START THE VAN. 00:03:53.967 --> 00:03:57.370 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> FIRST DIVISION, CHA-A-A-RGE! 00:03:57.437 --> 00:03:58.471 line:79% position:10% size:33% align:start [ GUNS COCK ] >> GENERAL! 00:03:58.538 --> 00:03:58.905 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> MAJOR! 00:03:58.972 --> 00:04:01.674 line:85% position:28% size:35% NO! OUTRANKED! 00:04:01.741 --> 00:04:02.275 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> CAPTAIN. 00:04:02.342 --> 00:04:03.009 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> COLONEL. 00:04:03.076 --> 00:04:05.812 line:79% position:10% size:48% align:start >> NAH! SON OF A -- >> HA HA HA! 00:04:05.878 --> 00:04:06.412 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> SERGEANT! 00:04:06.479 --> 00:04:06.980 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> SERGEANT! 00:04:07.046 --> 00:04:07.914 line:85% position:20% size:20% DAMN IT! 00:04:07.981 --> 00:04:09.382 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> AW, COME ON! 00:04:09.449 --> 00:04:10.416 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> HA HA! MAJOR! 00:04:10.483 --> 00:04:10.883 line:85% position:15% size:10% DIE! 00:04:10.950 --> 00:04:11.818 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> OH, PLEASE! 00:04:11.884 --> 00:04:13.252 line:85% position:40% size:60% I'M -- I'M JUST A SCOUT! 00:04:13.319 --> 00:04:16.623 line:79% position:28% size:33% [ SIZZLING ] [ GUN COCKS ] 00:04:16.689 --> 00:04:18.491 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> CAPTAIN! 00:04:18.558 --> 00:04:20.793 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start >> SURELY, ONE BOMB CAN'T DETONATE THREE T-- 00:04:20.860 --> 00:04:21.794 line:85% position:15% size:10% AAH! 00:04:21.861 --> 00:04:24.397 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> VICTORY WILL BE OURS! 00:04:24.464 --> 00:04:25.198 line:85% position:15% size:10% HUH? 00:04:25.264 --> 00:04:26.899 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> H-HEY, GUYS, I GOT IT! 00:04:26.966 --> 00:04:28.167 line:85% position:33% size:43% I GOT THEIR FLAG! 00:04:28.234 --> 00:04:29.502 line:85% position:20% size:18% WE WIN! 00:04:29.569 --> 00:04:31.070 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> W-WHAT?! 00:04:31.137 --> 00:04:31.871 line:85% position:28% size:35% YOU DON'T WIN! 00:04:31.938 --> 00:04:33.106 line:85% position:40% size:60% WE'RE CREAMING YOU GUYS! 00:04:33.172 --> 00:04:35.108 line:79% position:30% size:80% align:start >> [ Singsong voice ] I GOT YOUR FLAG! 00:04:35.174 --> 00:04:36.576 line:85% position:33% size:45% THAT MEANS WE WIN! 00:04:36.643 --> 00:04:38.244 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> THAT'S TOTAL CRAP! 00:04:38.311 --> 00:04:40.413 line:85% position:48% size:73% I USED A WAY BETTER STRATEGY! 00:04:40.480 --> 00:04:43.483 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> BUT I USED A BETTER STRATEGO. 00:04:43.549 --> 00:04:47.186 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start [ TING! ] >> BABY NEEDS A NAME, YOUR WISH 00:04:47.253 --> 00:04:48.054 line:85% position:23% size:25% CAME TRUE. 00:04:48.121 --> 00:04:50.523 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start YOU HAVE A PET OF YOUR BERRY OWN. 00:04:50.590 --> 00:04:52.525 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> YES, STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE. 00:04:52.592 --> 00:04:54.227 line:85% position:40% size:60% BUT I HAVE ANOTHER WISH. 00:04:54.293 --> 00:04:57.430 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start I WANT TO HAVE A NAME OF MY VERY OWN, TOO. 00:04:57.497 --> 00:05:00.133 line:79% position:48% size:73% >> WE SHOULD GIVE YOU A NAME SOON AND NOT LEAVE IT OPEN TO 00:05:00.199 --> 00:05:01.267 line:85% position:20% size:18% DEBATE. 00:05:01.334 --> 00:05:03.169 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start STRAWBERRY LAND IS BERRY SHELTERED, BUT IT'S A BIG WORLD 00:05:03.236 --> 00:05:06.239 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start OUT THERE, AND OTHERS MIGHT HAVE BERRY DIFFERENT OPINIONS ABOUT 00:05:06.305 --> 00:05:08.408 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start WHAT CONSTITUTES AN APPROPRIATE NAME. 00:05:08.474 --> 00:05:09.509 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> I'M NOT WORRIED. 00:05:09.575 --> 00:05:10.910 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> WELL, I'M JUST SAYING. 00:05:10.977 --> 00:05:12.979 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start [ DOOR BANGS ] OH. 00:05:13.046 --> 00:05:14.981 line:85% position:38% size:53% HELLO, BITCH PUDDING. 00:05:15.048 --> 00:05:16.983 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> WHASSUP, HOES? 00:05:19.152 --> 00:05:23.356 line:79% position:23% size:25% [ FARTS ] [ SCOFFS ] 00:05:23.423 --> 00:05:28.394 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start [ TAB POPS ] [ DOOR SLAMS ] 00:05:28.461 --> 00:05:30.630 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start [ DOOR SLAMS ] >> WHEW! 00:05:30.697 --> 00:05:34.467 line:79% position:50% size:78% ANYWAY, I'M SURE THAT ONE DAY, SOMEONE WILL GIVE YOU A NAME -- 00:05:34.534 --> 00:05:35.234 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> BLAM! 00:05:35.301 --> 00:05:37.103 line:85% position:43% size:65% YOUR NAME IS [BLEEP] FACE! 00:05:37.170 --> 00:05:38.504 line:85% position:43% size:63% YOU [BLEEP] [BLEEP] FACE! 00:05:38.571 --> 00:05:39.172 line:85% position:18% size:13% BLAM! 00:05:39.238 --> 00:05:40.339 line:85% position:28% size:33% [BLEEP] FACE! 00:05:40.406 --> 00:05:40.973 line:85% position:18% size:13% BLAM! 00:05:41.040 --> 00:05:42.175 line:85% position:28% size:33% [BLEEP] FACE! 00:05:42.241 --> 00:05:43.409 line:85% position:28% size:35% BLAM, BITCHES! 00:05:43.476 --> 00:05:47.714 line:79% position:10% size:53% align:start ♪ DA-DA-DAAAA DAAAA ♪ BITCH PUDDING! 00:05:47.780 --> 00:05:50.383 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start [ DOOR SLAMS ] [ CRASH ] 00:05:50.450 --> 00:05:52.218 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start [ DOOR SLAMS ] >> [ SIGHS ] 00:05:52.285 --> 00:05:53.486 line:85% position:28% size:35% I AM SO SORRY. 00:05:53.553 --> 00:05:55.254 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start I THINK SHE HAS ASPERGER'S OR SOMETHING. 00:05:55.321 --> 00:05:57.356 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start BUT DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY, BABY NEEDS A NAME. 00:05:57.423 --> 00:05:57.890 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> NO, NO. 00:05:57.957 --> 00:06:00.026 line:85% position:38% size:53% CALL ME [BLEEP] FACE. 00:06:00.093 --> 00:06:01.527 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> MOMMY, WHAT ARE EGGS? 00:06:01.594 --> 00:06:03.096 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> BABY CHICKENS, SWEETIE. 00:06:03.162 --> 00:06:04.997 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> DO ALL BABIES COME FROM EGGS? 00:06:05.064 --> 00:06:06.065 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> YES, THEY DO. 00:06:06.132 --> 00:06:07.667 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> DID I COME FROM AN EGG? 00:06:07.734 --> 00:06:09.035 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> YOU SURE DID, DEAR. 00:06:09.102 --> 00:06:12.171 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start >> IS THE MAMA CHICKEN SAD THAT WE'RE EATING HER BABIES? 00:06:12.238 --> 00:06:13.339 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> GOD, I HOPE SO. 00:06:13.406 --> 00:06:16.576 line:85% position:48% size:73% A CHICKEN KILLED YOUR FATHER! 00:06:16.642 --> 00:06:18.711 line:85% position:18% size:15% AAAAH! 00:06:18.778 --> 00:06:21.848 line:85% position:28% size:33% AAAAAAAAAAAH! 00:06:21.914 --> 00:06:24.851 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> I'M TRYING TO READ! 00:06:28.121 --> 00:06:30.223 line:79% position:38% size:53% [ CRASH, SCUFFLING ] >> UGH! A ROCK LORD?! 00:06:34.193 --> 00:06:34.727 line:85% position:25% size:28% SERIOUSLY?! 00:06:34.794 --> 00:06:35.928 line:85% position:33% size:43% [BLEEP] YOU BOTH. 00:06:35.995 --> 00:06:38.164 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start >> YOU KNOW, IN SOME COUNTRIES, LITTLE BOYS ARE GRATEFUL FOR 00:06:38.231 --> 00:06:38.798 line:85% position:25% size:28% ROCK LORDS. 00:06:38.865 --> 00:06:40.767 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> OH, YEAH? WHAT COUNTRIES? 00:06:42.602 --> 00:06:43.803 line:10% position:35% size:48% >> OH, A ROCK LORD! 00:06:43.870 --> 00:06:45.037 line:10% position:33% size:45% THANK YOU, MOTHER! 00:06:45.104 --> 00:06:46.239 line:10% position:33% size:45% THANK YOU, FATHER! 00:06:46.305 --> 00:06:52.745 line:10% position:10% size:73% align:start I AM SO VERY GRATEFUL TO HAVE SUCH THOUGHTFUL PARENTS. 00:06:52.812 --> 00:06:56.382 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start [ TRILLING ] >> ROCK LORDS! 00:06:56.449 --> 00:06:59.118 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start THEY HURT LIKE A [BLEEP] [ TRILLING ] 00:06:59.185 --> 00:07:03.055 line:79% position:28% size:80% align:start >> FOR MY NEXT FEAT, I WILL WALK ACROSS HOT COALS WHILE 00:07:03.122 --> 00:07:05.191 line:85% position:48% size:75% EXPLAINING WHAT THE HELL I AM. 00:07:05.258 --> 00:07:05.858 line:85% position:18% size:15% >> NO. 00:07:05.925 --> 00:07:08.127 line:85% position:45% size:70% FOR YOUR NEXT FEAT, YOU DIE! 00:07:08.194 --> 00:07:10.329 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> AAAH! 00:07:10.396 --> 00:07:15.334 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start [ SIZZLING ] >> GONZO DIED AS HE LIVED, AND 00:07:15.401 --> 00:07:18.171 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start OUR FAMILY WILL NEVER BE WHOLE AGAIN. 00:07:18.237 --> 00:07:21.073 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR. STEVE MARTIN! 00:07:21.140 --> 00:07:22.708 line:85% position:18% size:15% YAAAY! 00:07:22.775 --> 00:07:23.910 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD. 00:07:23.976 --> 00:07:24.777 line:85% position:33% size:43% I SHALL NOT WANT. 00:07:24.844 --> 00:07:25.812 line:85% position:40% size:58% HE MAKES ME LIE DOWN... 00:07:25.878 --> 00:07:26.512 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> OOH! 00:07:26.579 --> 00:07:27.647 line:85% position:50% size:78% ARE WE BURYING HIM IN A SYBIAN? 00:07:27.713 --> 00:07:29.949 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> [ CLUCKING ] >> YOU KNOW, THE LAST TIME A 00:07:30.016 --> 00:07:31.884 line:79% position:10% size:45% align:start MUPPET DIED WAS -- >> EXCUSE ME! 00:07:31.951 --> 00:07:33.052 line:85% position:35% size:50% >> DON'T YOU MEAN... 00:07:33.119 --> 00:07:38.191 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start "EXCU-U-U-U-SE ME!" >> NO! THIS IS A FUNERAL! 00:07:38.257 --> 00:07:39.592 line:85% position:25% size:30% I'M WORKING! 00:07:39.659 --> 00:07:41.928 line:79% position:23% size:78% align:start DO I COME TO WHERE YOU WORK AND KNOCK THE [BLEEP] OUT OF YOUR 00:07:41.994 --> 00:07:42.595 line:85% position:18% size:15% MOUTH? 00:07:42.662 --> 00:07:43.963 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> WOW. STEVE'S WORKING BLUE. 00:07:44.030 --> 00:07:44.764 line:85% position:30% size:38% BUT HE'S RIGHT. 00:07:44.831 --> 00:07:46.232 line:85% position:50% size:78% WE VOWED NEVER TO TALK ABOUT... 00:07:46.299 --> 00:07:47.567 line:85% position:25% size:28% THAT NIGHT. 00:07:47.633 --> 00:07:51.470 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] >> [ SPEAKING SWEDISH ] 00:07:51.537 --> 00:07:54.707 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> AND THEN THE DAD SAYS, "THE ARISTOCRATS!" 00:07:54.774 --> 00:07:56.242 line:85% position:25% size:30% WAKKA WAKKA! 00:07:56.309 --> 00:07:58.744 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start >> HEY, FOZZIE, WHY DID THE BEAR TURN RED? 00:07:58.811 --> 00:08:00.246 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> I DON'T KNOW, STRANGER. 00:08:00.313 --> 00:08:02.949 line:79% position:33% size:43% >> BECAUSE HE WAS "EM-BEAR-RASSED." 00:08:03.015 --> 00:08:04.650 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> [ Unenthused ] WAKKA, WAKKA. 00:08:04.717 --> 00:08:08.154 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> THEN HOW ABOUT THIS -- BECAUSE I [BLEEP] STABBED HIM! 00:08:08.221 --> 00:08:10.556 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> WAA-HAA! 00:08:10.623 --> 00:08:11.858 line:85% position:35% size:48% WHAT A SHOWSTOPPER. 00:08:11.924 --> 00:08:13.125 line:79% position:10% size:25% align:start [ GROANS ] >> SEE? 00:08:13.192 --> 00:08:15.928 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start I TOLD YOU THE BEAR WAS GONNA DIE ONSTAGE TONIGHT. 00:08:15.995 --> 00:08:17.864 line:79% position:30% size:38% [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> HEY, GUYS... 00:08:17.930 --> 00:08:20.766 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start CAN YOU STOP LAUGHING AND CALL ME AN AMBULANCE? 00:08:20.833 --> 00:08:22.201 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> YOU'RE AN AMBULANCE! 00:08:22.268 --> 00:08:24.203 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start [ BOTH LAUGH ] [ SCRAPING ] 00:08:24.270 --> 00:08:27.206 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start [ SCUFFLING, FOZZIE SCREAMING ] [ SQUEAK ] 00:08:27.273 --> 00:08:28.574 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> FIRST GONZO, NOW FOZZIE. 00:08:28.641 --> 00:08:31.077 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start COULD WE BE PAYING THE PRICE FOR WHAT WE DID TO -- 00:08:31.143 --> 00:08:32.545 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> DON'T SAY THAT NAME, KERMIE! 00:08:32.612 --> 00:08:33.346 line:85% position:18% size:15% >> OH! 00:08:33.412 --> 00:08:35.248 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start MISS PIGGY'S TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! 00:08:35.314 --> 00:08:37.016 line:85% position:50% size:78% WOW! HEY, EVERYBODY! COME HERE! 00:08:37.083 --> 00:08:38.517 line:85% position:43% size:63% YOU GOT TO COME SEE THIS! 00:08:38.584 --> 00:08:40.286 line:85% position:48% size:75% PIGGY'S TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! 00:08:40.353 --> 00:08:40.987 line:85% position:15% size:10% WOW! 00:08:41.053 --> 00:08:42.521 line:85% position:50% size:78% MUST BE A DAY THAT ENDS IN "Y"! 00:08:42.588 --> 00:08:43.356 line:85% position:33% size:43% HEY, UH, SCOOTER? 00:08:43.422 --> 00:08:44.423 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> OH, HEY, THERE, BOSS. 00:08:44.490 --> 00:08:46.325 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start >> WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SKEETER'S DEATH. 00:08:46.392 --> 00:08:47.126 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> WHY, SURE. 00:08:47.193 --> 00:08:48.694 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY TWIN SISTER. 00:08:48.761 --> 00:08:50.296 line:79% position:10% size:55% align:start IF NOT FOR THAT TRAGIC ACCIDENT -- 00:08:50.363 --> 00:08:52.298 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start >> YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 00:08:52.365 --> 00:08:53.900 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start I GOT SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL YOU. 00:08:53.966 --> 00:08:55.635 line:85% position:50% size:80% LET'S PLAY "THE LITTLE MERMAID"! 00:08:55.701 --> 00:08:57.770 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start >> LET'S QUESTION KERMIT'S SEXUALITY! 00:08:57.837 --> 00:08:58.905 line:85% position:25% size:30% WAKKA WAKKA! 00:08:58.971 --> 00:08:59.605 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> HOLD ON. 00:08:59.672 --> 00:09:00.873 line:85% position:40% size:60% LET ME GRAB MY FLOATIES. 00:09:00.940 --> 00:09:02.008 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> WHAT A NERD. 00:09:02.074 --> 00:09:04.076 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] MOI WILL PLAY LA PETITE 00:09:04.143 --> 00:09:04.677 line:85% position:20% size:20% MERMAID. 00:09:04.744 --> 00:09:05.912 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> MERMAIDS AREN'T FAT! 00:09:05.978 --> 00:09:07.079 line:79% position:23% size:23% >> WHA-- >> YIKES! 00:09:07.146 --> 00:09:09.916 line:79% position:45% size:70% SKEETER, IF YOU ONLY TAKE MY ADVICE ONCE IN YOUR NATURAL 00:09:09.982 --> 00:09:10.917 line:85% position:33% size:45% LIFE, TAKE IT NOW. 00:09:10.983 --> 00:09:12.351 line:85% position:23% size:25% WALK AWAY. 00:09:12.418 --> 00:09:12.952 line:85% position:15% size:10% OHH! 00:09:13.019 --> 00:09:13.920 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> NANNY! 00:09:13.986 --> 00:09:16.122 line:85% position:45% size:68% SKEETER'S HITTING US AGAIN! 00:09:16.188 --> 00:09:18.124 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> YEAH, WHO'S THE HOMO NOW? 00:09:20.426 --> 00:09:26.565 line:79% position:10% size:33% align:start >> [ GROANS ] >> UNH! 00:09:26.632 --> 00:09:35.441 line:79% position:28% size:80% align:start >> IF WE DO THIS THING, IT'S OUR SECRET FOREVER. 00:09:35.508 --> 00:09:41.113 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start >> [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] [ SCREAMING STOPS ] 00:09:41.180 --> 00:09:43.316 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> All: NANNY! 00:09:43.382 --> 00:09:45.151 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> YOU KILLED MY SISTER?! 00:09:45.217 --> 00:09:47.853 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start >> YEAH, WELL, IT WAS 60% SELF-DEFENSE, BUT WE'RE KIND OF 00:09:47.920 --> 00:09:48.988 line:85% position:38% size:55% BURYING THE LEAD HERE. 00:09:49.055 --> 00:09:51.590 line:79% position:45% size:70% WE THINK SKEETER'S COME BACK FROM THE GRAVE FOR REVENGE! 00:09:51.657 --> 00:09:55.861 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> OH, SKEETER WILL HAVE HER REVENGE. 00:09:55.928 --> 00:09:59.165 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start [ "PSYCHO" THEME PLAYS ] >> Both: AAAAH! 00:09:59.231 --> 00:10:01.334 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> 15 SECONDS TILL YOUR DEATH! 00:10:01.400 --> 00:10:03.569 line:85% position:20% size:20% >> HYAH! 00:10:03.636 --> 00:10:06.706 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start WHA-- >> HERE IT COMES! SHOWTIME! 00:10:06.772 --> 00:10:08.374 line:79% position:10% size:55% align:start >> [ CLUCKING ] >> YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME. 00:10:11.177 --> 00:10:13.079 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start CHICKENS DON'T EVEN HAVE FINGERS. 00:10:13.145 --> 00:10:14.680 line:85% position:15% size:10% OHH! 00:10:14.747 --> 00:10:15.915 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> THAT BIT NEVER GETS OLD. 00:10:15.982 --> 00:10:19.151 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start [ BANJO MUSIC PLAYS ] >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:19.218 --> 00:10:21.787 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:21.854 --> 00:10:23.556 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:23.622 --> 00:10:26.092 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:26.158 --> 00:10:27.793 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:27.860 --> 00:10:30.363 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:30.429 --> 00:10:36.135 line:10% position:10% size:35% align:start BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-GAWK! BAWK. 00:10:36.202 --> 00:10:39.205 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 00:10:43.342 --> 00:10:48.647 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start [ UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] >> [ IMITATES GUNSHOT ] 00:10:48.714 --> 00:10:49.648 line:85% position:18% size:13% WHEW!