[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
>> NOW, THIS IS POD RACING!
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME AGAIN,
BUTTHOLE!
SLAVE BOY NO MORE!
>> EAT YOUR [BLEEP] SALAD.
>> LOOK! WE FINALLY MADE IT!
>> THE LEGENDARY PYRAMINXES!
THEY MUST BE FULL OF TREASURE!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> PENIS PUZZLE!
YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF
IT, REYNALDO!
>> IT'S A SNAKE, YOU JACKASS!
>> RUBIK THE AMAZING CUBE CAN
HELP US/ANNOY US WITH HIS CUTESY
'80s-CARTOON VOICE!
>> GIVE ME THAT!
BOYS HAVE BETTER SPATIAL
REASONING THAN GIRLS!
>> I'D BE ANGRY AT THAT SEXIST
COMMENT IF IT WASN'T A PROVEN
SCIENTIFIC FACT BACKED UP BY
YEARS OF ACADEMIC RESEARCH!
>> AND DONE!
>> RUBIK, HERE TO HELP!
>> UGH, THAT VOICE IS LIKE
GETTING ANAL SEXED IN THE EAR
CANAL!
>> BUT FIRST, RUBIK BEEN DYING
TO ASK -- WHY DID YOU TURN RUBIK
BACK INTO LIFELESS PUZZLE LAST
TIME?
>> OH, UH...WE HAD TO GET YOU
THROUGH CUSTOMS.
>> THAT WAS THREE DAYS AGO!
DO YOU KNOW WHERE RUBIK'S SPIRIT
GOES WHEN YOU JUMBLE RUBIK'S
COLORS?
A DARK, COLD NEVERLAND OF
HOPELESSNESS --
>> DAMN IT, RUBIK!
WHAT DO YOU WANT, AN APOLOGY
BLOWJOB?
DO SOMETHING!
>> RUBIK, HERE TO HELP!
[ LASER FIRE ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> OH, NO! NO!
[ DOG BARKING ]
OHH, MY ANUS!
>> DO IT, RUBIK. END HIS PAIN!
>> RUBIK, HERE TO HELP!
>> OH, REYNALDO!
>> HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE.
A PLACE WITHOUT IS-THAY
[BLEEP] LICKER-CAY.
>> LOOK OUT!
>> WHOA!
>> I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY TO
RUN!
I HAVE NO SPATIAL REASONING!
>> RUBIK, HERE TO HELP.
>> AAH! MY SEEING PARTS!
>> WHOA!
>> R-RUBIK? RUBIK?
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
I'LL BRING YOU BACK, RUBIK.
FRIENDLESS NERD KIDS SOLVE YOU
BLINDFOLDED ALL THE TIME.
I'VE SEEN IT ON YouTube WHEN I
GET BORED OF SKATEBOARD
ACCIDENTS.
>> [ WHISTLING ]
>> HEY!
>> WHAT?
OH, IS THIS NOT COOL?
I-I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL.
I-I'M SOR-- I-I THOUGHT IT WAS
COOL.
[ RUSTLING ]
IS THIS BETTER?
ARE WE COOL NOW?
A-ARE WE COOL NOW?
[ APPLAUSE ]
[ SOFT CLAPPING ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
[ SIREN WAILS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ VEHICLE DOORS OPEN ]
>> [ GASPING ]
YOU -- YOU ALL STOOD THERE AND
DID NOTHING.
YOU DID NOTHING!
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> BACK OFF, PSYCHO!
RELEASE THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUL!
>> YEAH!
SPORT HUNTING IS MURDER, YOU
SICK SON OF A BITCH!
>> HEY -- HEY, GUYS, THIS IS
ALL TOTALLY LEGIT.
I'VE GOT MY PERMITS.
>> SKINNED THEM HEAD TO TOE JUST
FOR KICKS.
I'LL BET YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL
BIG SHOT, DON'T YOU?
DON'T YOU?!
>> LISTEN, GUYS.
THIS IS JUST MY VACATION, OKAY?
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANY TROUBLE.
HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
NO, DON'T TOU-- AAH!
>> COME HERE. THERE YOU GO.
COME HERE. YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
THAT GUY'S GONE NOW.
>> LOOK AT HIM. HE'S FILTHY.
>> AWW, SHH, SHH, SHH.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU ALL BETTER.
THAT'S RIGHT.
>> AND THERE YOU GO!
GO ON, BOY! GO! RUN AND BE FREE!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE
WOULD HURT SUCH AN INNOCENT
CREATURE.
[ SNAKE HISSES ]
>> [ GIGGLING ]
ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME,
PINOCCHIO?
>> OH, YEAH.
YEAH, THIS IS GREAT.
>> [ MOANS ]
OOOH!
OH, YOU SHOULD ASK BEFORE YOU
STICK A FINGER IN THERE!
>> THAT WASN'T A FINGER.
THIS IS [BLEEP] TERRIBLE.
>> KLINGON SHIP APPROACHING.
MAN THE PHASERS, MR. SULU.
>> YES, CAPTAIN.
[ ELECTRICITY POWERS DOWN ]
>> WE'VE LOST POWER!
MR. SPOCK, QUICKLY, TRICODER
READING.
>> [ TRILLING ]
>> UHURA, SCANNERS!
>> [ WHISTLING ]
>> CHEKOV, RED ALERT, RED ALERT!
>> RRRR-EEEE! WRRR-EEEE!
>> DRAMATIC BATTLE MUSIC NOW!
[ ALL VOCALIZING DRAMATICALLY ]
SCOTTY, MONITOR'S DOWN.
GIVE ME A KLINGON SHIP NOW!
SULU, PHASERS, NOW!
>> BZZSHH! BZZSHH! BZZSHH!
>> SHOULD WE FIRE TORPEDOES?
>> NOT YET.
>> PIZZA? CHECK.
LA-Z-BOY? CHECK.
ENTERTAINMENT?
CHECKMATE!
>> SKATING ON TOP OF THIS
SKYSCRAPER'S A GREAT IDEA, BROS!
HERE COMES THE DOUBLE KICK
FLIP -- WHOA!
I'M FALLING!
>> GREAT SCOTT!
EVERYBODY, RELAX.
HE HAD A SCARE. I SAVED HIM.
HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
>> WHOA! IT WORKED, BROS!
I GOT SUPE'D!
>> All: [ Chanting ] WE GOT
SUPE'D!
WE GOT SUPE'D!
>> [ CHUCKLES ] YOU GOT WHAT?
WHAT DOES HE -- I GOT WHAT?
>> HEY, CHECK IT OUT -- MY
DAD'S GUN.
>> GREAT SCOTT!
WHAT WERE YOU GUYS THINKING?
>> GUYS! I GOT THE WHOLE THING!
LET'S PUT IT ON YouTube!
>> YEAH!
SO EPIC!
>> HOLD ON. YOU SET ME UP?
>> All: [ Chanting ] WE GOT
SUPE'D!
>> OH, HELL, NO!
GIVE ME THAT CAMERA.
>> OH, SOMEONE HELP!
IT'S GONNA BLOW!
>> OH, COME ON!
I'M NOT HAPPY, BUT I'M HERE.
>> QUICKLY, SUPERMAN!
THERE'S NOT A MOMENT TO LOSE!
>> YEAH!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
SAVE ME, SUPERMAN!
>> REALLY? IT'S UP TO ME? OKAY.
HOW, MAY I ASK, DID YOU GET
STRAPPED TO A BOMB?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK LEX LUGER DID IT.
>> OH, LEX LUGER DID IT?
THE WRESTLER? HE DID THIS? WOW.
I MEAN, I USUALLY FIGHT
LEX LUTHOR, BUT THAT GUY SOUNDS
REALLY BAD.
>> HURRY! IT'S TICKING DOWN!
>> OH, DON'T WORRY, I WILL,
'CAUSE I REALLY BELIEVE
YOU, SO LET ME JUST USE THE OLD
SUPER MUSCLES ON THIS CHAIN
AND --
UH-OH! MADE OF KRYPTONITE.
>> WHAT? NO, IT'S NOT!
>> YEAH, IT IS.
OH, I GUESS I CAN'T SAVE YOU.
OH, AND THAT'S TOO BAD,
CONSIDERING THIS BOMB LOOKS SO
REAL AND COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE
MADE OF PARTS YOU FOUND IN YOUR
PARENTS' GARAGE.
>> YEAH!
"THE TOTAL PACKAGE" IS BACK,
SUPERMAN!
GO, LEX LUGER!
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDA--
>> REX? HERE, BOY.
>> [ YAWNS ]
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
[ URINATING ]
[ TOILET FLUSHING ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
>> HEY, BOY, WANT TO PLAY FETCH?
>> [ GRUMBLES ]
>> COME ON, COME ON! ONE MORE!
YOU CAN DO THIS, HE-MAN!
>> CAN THIS BE THE END OF
HE-MAN?
AH, REST IT ON YOUR THROAT,
CHUMP.
>> AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN
SPIN CLASS?
>> ALREADY SPINNING!
SPINNING!
SPINNING -- AAH!
>> THINGS HERE AT THE
ETERNIA 24-HOUR FITPLEX HAVE
GOTTEN CRAZY EVER SINCE THE
SNAKE MOUNTAIN BRANCH GOT SHUT
DOWN FOR BLACK MOLD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
BLACK MOLD'S REALLY BAD FOR
BREATHING.
>> OH, HEY, I'LL GET THAT FOR
YOU.
[ FARTS ]
OOPS! [ LAUGHS ]
>> AW, COME ON!
>> TAKE A PICTURE.
IT'LL LAST LONGER.
>> THEIR PROFESSIONS REQUIRE
THEM TO WORK OUT CONSTANTLY.
THEY EITHER HAVE TO BE RIPPED
LIKE GODS OR BUILT LIKE LINGERIE
MODELS -- OR, FOR SOME, BOTH.
>> [ GRUNTING ]
THIS IS A NEW PERSONAL BEST!
>> UH-HUH.
UH-HUH.
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> YOU'RE SUCH A DIRTY BIRDIE.
YEAH. MM-HMM.
>> YOU PAYING ATTENTION UP
THERE?
>> OH, YEAH.
>> SOMETHING'S OBSCURING MY
VISION.
>> UH-HUH.
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, MAN?
IT'S -- IT'S GETTING BIGGER.
>> YEAH. MM-HMM.
>> OH, MY GOD!
GET YOUR [BLEEP] BONER OFF
OF MY --
[ GROANS ]
>> YOU CARE IF I CHANGE THE
CHANNEL?
>> REALLY? RACHAEL RAY?
>> YEAH. SO WHAT?
>> YOUR NAME IS EVIL-LYN.
I THOUGHT YOU'D WATCH SOMETHING
MORE, YOU KNOW [Mockingly] EVIL!
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK I WATCH
WHEN I'M ON THE TREADMILL,
"FACES OF DEATH"?
>> YEAH, MAYBE.
>> RACHAEL RAY'S HUSBAND PAYS
CHICKS TO SPIT ON HIM.
ALLEGEDLY.
YOU KNOW, JUST A FUN FACT.
>> SO, THAT YELLOW SKIN --
IS THAT A VITAMIN DEFICIENCY
OR...?
>> YEAH. UNLIKE YOU, I'M ALL
OUT OF VITAMIN BITCH.
>> FINE! FORGET IT, ANAL-LYN.
>> GREETINGS, GIRLS!
>> WHOA!
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> [ FARTS ] WHEW! WHOA!
HOT IN HERE!
I LOVE A GOOD SWEAT, BUT IT SURE
MAKES MY COOTER ITCH.
[ RATCHETING ]
>> WOW! IT LIKE YOU GUYS NOT
TRYING HARD AT ALL.
>> LOOK WHO'S TALKING.
>> I ONLY AFFECT THE "DUR" VOICE
TO BETTER COMPLETE THE ILLUSION
I'M YOU, YOU SPRAY-TANNED SIDE
OF BEEF.
>> [ GROWLS ] I'D KILL THAT GUY
IF WE WEREN'T SO EVENLY MATCHED!
>> YOU KNOW, MAYBE I COULD HELP
YOU WITH THAT PROBLEM.
>> THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU,
DUNCAN!
GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE!
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
>> OH, COME ON!
YEAH, SURE, OH, HE'S HUNG LIKE
A RHINO, AND I GET A FACE LIKE A
PIRATE FLAG.
YEAH, THAT'S REAL [BLEEP] FAIR.