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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
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[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[ RICHARD STRAUSS'S "ALSO SPRACH
ZARATHUSTRA" PLAYS ]
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[ CLANKING ]
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>> WELL, SELL THE DERIVATIVES
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FROM THE GERMAN ACCOUNT, NOT
FROM THE --
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[ BEEP ]
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OH, HEY, DOUG, MY CELLPHONE'S
ABOUT TO GO --
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[ BEEP ]
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OH [BLEEP]
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WHAROO!
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[ Panting ] WHAROO!
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WHAROO!
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[ BELL CHIMES ]
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>> ALL THOSE THINGS I CAN DO,
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ALL THOSE POWERS, AND I COULDN'T
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EVEN SAVE HIM.
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>> HUH.
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GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE DOUBLED
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DOWN ON THAT KFC DOUBLE DOWN.
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[ RAPID HEARTBEAT ]
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HMM.
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[ GROANS ]
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>> PA!
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[ GASPS ] OH, NO!
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UH...UH...
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WHOA! NOT GOOD!
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NOT GOOD!
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UM...OH, COMPRESSIONS!
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MAYBE START COMPRESSIONS.
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> [ INHALES SHARPLY ]
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OH, IF I CAN JUST...
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SORRY, DAD.
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JUST -- OH, NO!
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UH, SPARKY, COME BACK HERE!
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SORRY, PA.
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>> DOCTOR [INHALES SHARPLY]
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MY PENIS DOESN'T WORK.
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>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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LIKE IT WON'T GO "WEE-WEE-WEE"
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OR IT WON'T GO
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"BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING!"?
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>> HMM.
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[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> ♪ OATS ♪
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♪ OATS, OATS, OATS, OATS, OATS,
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OATS, OATS-OATS-OATS-OATS OATS
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OATS-OATS ♪
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♪ OATS, OATS, OATS,
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OATS-OATS-OATS OATS, OATS ♪
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♪ OATS, OATS, OATS, OATS, OATS ♪
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>> ♪ WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE LIFE ♪
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>> OATS!
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>> ♪ WE'VE GOT TO
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LIVE IT RIGHT ♪
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>> ♪ OATS, OATS ♪
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>> ♪ THROW UP YOUR HANDS, KEEP
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REACHIN' FOR THE SPOTLIGHT ♪
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>> ♪ WHOA ♪
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>> ♪ BABY, YOU'RE A KING,
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YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR ♪
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♪ BABY, JUST SHOW ME
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WHERE THE OATS ARE ♪
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>> OATS!
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>> ♪ OATS ARE ♪
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>> OATS!
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>> ♪ OATS, OATS, OATS, OATS,
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OATS, OATS-OATS-OATS-OATS
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OATS, OATS-OATS ♪
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♪ OATS, OATS, OATS, OATS, OATS,
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OATS ♪
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♪ OATS, OATS, OATS,
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OATS-OATS-OATS-OATS ♪
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♪ OATS, OATS, OATS, OATS ♪
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>> NOW, RIHANNA, WE'RE GONNA
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LEARN TO CANTER.
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YOU'LL NEED TO KNOW THIS FOR
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YOUR NEW VIDEO.
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>> I CHANGED MY MIND.
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HORSES ARE DUMB AS HELL.
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I DON'T WANT MY VIDEO TO HAVE
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A DUMB-ASS HORSE IN IT.
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>> [ GASPS ]
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[ CRUNCH! ]
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>> OH, MAN!
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MY NECK! MY LEGS! MY FEET!
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MY ARMS! I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING!
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MY [BLEEP] BODY'S NUMB!
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>> ♪ OATS, OATS, OATS, OATS,
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OATS, OATS-OATS OATS OATS... ♪
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> "TWILIGHT" THE GAME!
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RAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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>> APPROACHING BANK ROBBERS IN
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THEIR GETAWAY TANK, MICHAEL.
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I RECOMMEND JUMPING OVER IT.
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>> I LOVE YOU, KITT!
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[ EXPLOSIONS, TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ PEOPLE CHEERING ]
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>> WE SAVED THAT BUSLOAD OF
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NUNS, KITT, BY JUMPING OVER IT.
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>> I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL KNIGHT!
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[ TV SHUTS OFF ]
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MAN, I WISH YOU WERE REAL, KITT.
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WE'D HAVE SOME AWESOME
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ADVENTURES.
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[ YAWNS ]
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WE'D FIGHT ALL MY ENEMIES...
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AND MURDER THEM.
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SO COOL.
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SO...COOL.
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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[ GASPS ] WOW!
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I'M KNIGHT RIDER!
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I'M KNIGHT RI-- AWW, WAIT A
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MINUTE.
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OH, YOU'RE THAT CRAPPY KITT FROM
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THAT CRAPPY "KNIGHT RIDER"
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REMAKE FROM A FEW CRAPPY YEARS
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AGO!
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>> GREETINGS, MICHAEL.
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LET'S GO ON AN ADVENTURE.
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>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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WAKE ME UP RIGHT NOW!
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>> PLEASE STOP.
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>> WAKE ME UP!
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>> PLEASE STOP.
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>> NO! LET ME OUT!
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>> MICHAEL.
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>> NO, NO, NO! LET ME OUT!
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>> PLEASE STOP. MICHAEL.
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>> NO! YOU SUCK ASS!
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ALL YOU DID IN THE WHOLE PILOT
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EPISODE WAS DRIVE EXTRA FAST!
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IT WAS BORING!
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[ Crying ] LET ME OUT!
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>> FINE.
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HOPE YOU LIKE EJECTOR SEATS.
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[ BEEPING, BUZZING ]
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I DON'T SEEM TO HAVE AN EJECTOR
SEAT.
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>> BORING!
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>> "KNIGHT RIDER."
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A SHADOWY FLIGHT --
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>> GO DIE, PLEASE.
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>> AWW.
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>> HAVING A BAD DAY?
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>> MY STUPID DREAM HAS THE WRONG
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"KNIGHT RIDER" CAR IN IT.
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>> OH. WHAT'LL IT BE?
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>> HEY...CAN I HAVE LOBSTER WITH
LOTS OF BUTTER SAUCE AND OREO
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ICE CREAM SERVED ON A COOKIE THE
SIZE OF MY HEAD?
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MMM!
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>> UH...WE DON'T HAVE THAT.
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>> BUT...THIS IS A DREAM!
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>> YEAH, BUT WE KIND OF BLEW OUR
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BUDGET ON THAT.
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>> GREETINGS, MICHAEL.
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>> DAMN IT!
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>> WELCOME BACK, MICHAEL.
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>> [ SIGHS ] HI, VAL KILMER.
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>> SHALL I TURN INTO A PICKUP
TRUCK?
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I CAN DO THAT.
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>> [ Sarcastically ] WOW.
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ONE OF YOUR AMAZING FEATURES
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IS HAULING CARGO.
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>> I CAN ALSO TURN FROM THIS
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KIND OF MUSTANG INTO ANOTHER
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KIND OF MUSTANG.
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>> UGH, DO WHATEVER.
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I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP.
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>> YOU CAN'T TAKE A NAP IN A
DREAM!
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>> OF COURSE YOU CAN.
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DIDN'T YOU SEE INCEPTION?
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ONLY 100 MILLION PEOPLE SAW IT.
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IT WAS SO COOL.
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[ Yawning ] SO...COOL.
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OH, MY GOSH!
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I'M IN THE REAL KITT!
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YOU'RE THE REAL KNIGHT RIDER!
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>> ARE YOU READY TO [BLEEP] DO
THIS?
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>> HELL, YES!
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>> PRESS MY TURBO BOOST BUTTON.
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>> I WILL!
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YEAH!!
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YEAH!!
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YEAH!
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YEAH!
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YEAH!
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YEAH!
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YEAH!
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YEAH!
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YEAH!
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YEAH!
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YEAH!
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YEAH!
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YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
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YEAH!!
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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
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I LOVE YOU, REAL KITT.
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>> OH. OUCH.
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>> [BLEEP] YOU, VAL KILMER.
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>> SWAT YOUR BALLS?
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GET A GOOD BALL SWATTING.
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WHO DOESN'T WANT THEIR BALLS
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SWATTED?
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COME ON, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
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THOSE PANTS RIGHT DOWN?
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THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO.
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LET ME SWAT THOSE BALLS!
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>> MAY THIS GOLDEN SPIKE
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SYMBOLIZE THE POWER OF THE
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RAILROAD, WHICH WILL LAST
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FOREVER!
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AT LEAST UNTIL PEOPLE STOP
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GIVING A [BLEEP] ABOUT TRAINS,
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WHICH I PREDICT WILL NEVER
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HAPPEN!
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>> TODAY, THAT GOLDEN SPIKE
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RESIDES AT THE WHO GIVES A
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[BLEEP] MUSEUM, LOCATED DIRECTLY
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UP MY ASS.
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>> DECEPTICONS! ATTACK!
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WHAT?
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>> ♪ MR. MOUTH ♪
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♪ OPEN, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH ♪
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♪ GOT A REAL PRETTY MOUTH ♪
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♪ LIKE YOUR MOUTH ♪
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♪ MAYBE I'LL JUST TAKE YOU
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IN ANOTHER ROOM ♪
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♪ LET'S HAVE A DATE IN HERE,
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MR. MOUTH ♪
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♪ GONNA HAVE A PARTY
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INSIDE YOUR MOUTH ♪
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>> HELLO, SPOCK.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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I'M YOU, 30 YEARS OLDER, FROM
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THE FUTURE.
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>> HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
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>> THROUGH A BLACK HOLE.
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LISTEN, IN 10 YEARS, YOU'LL
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FIGHT AGAINST AN EVIL KLINGON
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NAMED KLORG.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> AND HE'LL SWING HIS BAT'LETH
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TO THE RIGHT.
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SO DODGE LEFT AND YOU WILL
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AVOID SPENDING A WEEK IN THE
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HOSPITAL.
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>> OH, THANK YOU.
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>> OH, AND ALSO IN ABOUT SEVEN
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YEARS, DJ ZUMURA WILL RELEASE A
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GREATEST HITS ALBUM AND IT'S
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AWESOME, SO YOU SHOULD
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DEFINITELY GET THAT.
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>> OKAY.
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>> BUT THEN TWO YEARS AFTER
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THAT, THEY'RE GOING TO RELEASE A
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DJ ZUMURA COMPILATION ALBUM, AND
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EVEN THOUGH IT HAS A DIFFERENT
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COVER, IT HAS ALL THE SAME
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SONGS, SO DON'T BUY IT.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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NOT LIFE-THREATENING, PER SE,
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BUT GOOD TO KNOW.
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>> DO NOT GO DOWN THAT HALLWAY.
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>> WHO ARE YOU?
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>> I'M YOU, FIVE MINUTES IN THE
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FUTURE.
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THREE MINUTES FROM NOW, KIRK IS
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GONNA DROP A MONUMENTAL DEUCE IN
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THE HALLWAY BATHROOM.
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>> SURE.
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>> AND IT'S GONNA SMELL REALLY,
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REALLY BAD.
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TRUST ME.
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SO, JUST MAYBE TAKE ANOTHER
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HALLWAY.
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>> OKAY, THANKS.
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>> SPOCK.
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>> WHO ARE YOU, MY SISTER?
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>> NO, I'M YOU, SPOCK.
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ONE NIGHT 12 YEARS FROM NOW, YOU
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HAVE ONE TOO MANY ZINGARO SHOTS,
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LOSE A BET, AND GET A SEX
CHANGE.
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>> WHY IS OLD SPOCK A MAN?
00:08:06.252 --> 00:08:07.119 line:85% position:33% size:45%
>> I CHANGED BACK.
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THERE ARE SOME PROBLEMS WITH
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THE EQUIPMENT, THOUGH.
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NOT GOING TO LIE.
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>> HEY, SPOCK.
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>> DON'T TELL ME.
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YOU'RE ME, FROM THE FUTURE, BUT
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SOMEHOW I TURN INTO AN
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OVERWEIGHT BLACK GUY.
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>> UH, NO, I'M ERNIE.
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JUST HEADING DOWN THE HALLWAY.
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LIVE LONG AND BITE ME.
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DAMN, SOMEONE SET THEIR PHASER
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TO STANK BACK HERE!
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>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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WHY ARE ALL YOU SPOCKS MEETING
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ME AT THIS EXACT MOMENT?
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>> DIDN'T YOU GET THE NOTE?
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IT'S ALL OF OUR BIRTHDAYS.
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WE'RE THROWING A SURPRISE
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BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR SUPER-OLD
SPOCK.
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HE TURNS 2,000 YEARS OLD TODAY,
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AND THIS WAS THE BEST PLACE WE
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COULD ALL MEET UP.
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ARE ALL THE OTHER SPOCKS
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READY?
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>> READY!
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>> IT SEEMS SO ILLOGICAL TO
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TRAVEL THROUGH TIME TO THIS
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LOCATION.
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>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> [ Monotone ] GO SPOCK.
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IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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IT IS THE DAY OF YOUR BIRTH.
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>> BY THE YEAR 2013, DUE TO AN
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INSATIABLE DESIRE OF AUDIENCES
00:08:49.328 --> 00:08:50.463 line:10% position:40% size:60%
EVERYWHERE, ALMOST EVERY
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TELEVISION SHOW INVOLVED
00:08:51.697 --> 00:08:52.965 line:10% position:45% size:68%
VAMPIRES, AND THE ONES THAT
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DIDN'T FAILED MISERABLY.
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NOW WE OFFER YOU A GLIMPSE OF
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THIS VERY BLOODY FUTURE.
00:08:57.670 --> 00:08:58.504 line:85% position:30% size:38%
>> THIS WEEK ON
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"VAMPIRE MEDICAL"...
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>> GUNSHOT WOUND.
00:09:00.506 --> 00:09:01.307 line:85% position:40% size:58%
HE'S LOSING BLOOD FAST.
00:09:01.374 --> 00:09:02.208 line:85% position:40% size:60%
>> LET'S GET HIM A BLOOD
00:09:02.275 --> 00:09:02.942 line:85% position:33% size:45%
TRANSFUSION, STAT.
00:09:03.009 --> 00:09:04.110 line:85% position:50% size:80%
>> WE'RE ALL OUT OF BLOOD AGAIN,
00:09:04.176 --> 00:09:04.543 line:85% position:20% size:18%
DOCTOR.
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>> DAMN IT!
00:09:05.311 --> 00:09:05.978 line:85% position:45% size:68%
WHO HERE KEEPS DRINKING ALL
00:09:06.045 --> 00:09:06.746 line:85% position:23% size:25%
THE BLOOD?
00:09:06.812 --> 00:09:07.613 line:85% position:50% size:78%
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA
00:09:07.680 --> 00:09:08.347 line:85% position:30% size:38%
LOSE HIM, THEN.
00:09:08.414 --> 00:09:09.482 line:85% position:48% size:75%
MIGHT AS WELL GET TOGETHER AND
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DRINK ALL OF HIS BLOOD.
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[ SHINK! ]
00:09:11.083 --> 00:09:11.684 line:85% position:25% size:30%
[ ALL HISS ]
00:09:11.751 --> 00:09:13.619 line:85% position:25% size:30%
>> AAAAAAAH!
00:09:17.056 --> 00:09:18.791 line:85% position:48% size:73%
>> IS IT "I WANT TO SUCK YOUR
00:09:18.858 --> 00:09:19.592 line:85% position:23% size:23%
[BLEEP]"?
00:09:19.659 --> 00:09:20.960 line:85% position:25% size:30%
[ LAUGHTER ]
00:09:21.027 --> 00:09:22.028 line:85% position:33% size:43%
>> HELP! HELP ME!
00:09:22.094 --> 00:09:23.763 line:85% position:48% size:75%
>> WE'VE GOT TO SAVE THAT KID!
00:09:23.829 --> 00:09:24.597 line:85% position:25% size:30%
>> WE CAN'T!
00:09:24.664 --> 00:09:26.432 line:85% position:50% size:80%
WE'LL BE BURNED IN THE SUNLIGHT!
00:09:26.499 --> 00:09:27.800 line:85% position:40% size:58%
>> I'M WEARING SPF 100.
00:09:27.867 --> 00:09:29.035 line:85% position:35% size:50%
I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.
00:09:29.101 --> 00:09:31.237 line:85% position:25% size:28%
[ PANTING ]
00:09:31.304 --> 00:09:32.471 line:85% position:20% size:18%
[BLEEP]
00:09:32.538 --> 00:09:33.806 line:85% position:50% size:78%
>> IT'S 3 AND 2 TO DEREK JETER.
00:09:33.873 --> 00:09:34.874 line:85% position:40% size:60%
HERE'S THE PITCH, AND...
00:09:34.941 --> 00:09:36.042 line:85% position:50% size:78%
IT'S A BASE HIT STRAIGHT UP THE
00:09:36.108 --> 00:09:37.109 line:85% position:48% size:73%
MIDDLE BUT JETER TRIPS ON HIS
00:09:37.176 --> 00:09:37.643 line:85% position:18% size:13%
CAPE!
00:09:37.710 --> 00:09:38.311 line:85% position:33% size:45%
SO DOES RODRIGUEZ!
00:09:38.377 --> 00:09:39.178 line:85% position:43% size:65%
MARTINEZ RUNS TO MAKE WHAT
00:09:39.245 --> 00:09:40.246 line:85% position:48% size:75%
SHOULD BE AN EASY STOP, AND HE
00:09:40.313 --> 00:09:41.147 line:85% position:40% size:58%
TRIPS ON HIS CAPE, TOO!
00:09:41.213 --> 00:09:42.315 line:85% position:50% size:78%
AGAIN, THE CAPE ISSUE REARS ITS
00:09:42.381 --> 00:09:43.282 line:85% position:43% size:63%
UGLY HEAD IN MAJOR LEAGUE
00:09:43.349 --> 00:09:43.816 line:85% position:23% size:23%
BASEBALL.
00:09:43.883 --> 00:09:44.850 line:85% position:18% size:15%
>> OW!
00:09:44.917 --> 00:09:46.452 line:10% position:50% size:78%
>> IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO
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MAKE GOOD PASTA WITHOUT GARLIC.
00:09:48.120 --> 00:09:49.422 line:10% position:43% size:65%
BUT SINCE I'M A VAMPIRE OR
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WHATEVER, I DON'T USE GARLIC,
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BECAUSE VAMPIRES DON'T USE
00:09:52.391 --> 00:09:53.826 line:10% position:48% size:73%
GARLIC AND MY PRODUCER SAID I
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NEED TO BE A VAMPIRE.
00:09:55.061 --> 00:09:56.062 line:10% position:35% size:48%
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
00:09:56.128 --> 00:09:57.363 line:10% position:40% size:60%
DO I REALLY NEED TO BE A
00:09:57.430 --> 00:09:57.930 line:10% position:20% size:20%
VAMPIRE?
00:09:57.997 --> 00:09:58.864 line:10% position:30% size:40%
>> YEAH, MARTHA,
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IT'S A NETWORK RULE.
00:10:00.032 --> 00:10:00.900 line:10% position:30% size:40%
SORRY, GOT TO --
00:10:00.967 --> 00:10:01.934 line:10% position:33% size:45%
YEAH IT'S VAMPIRE.
00:10:02.001 --> 00:10:04.136 line:10% position:48% size:75%
>> FINE, I'M A STUPID VAMPIRE.
00:10:04.203 --> 00:10:05.204 line:10% position:23% size:25%
[ SHINK! ]
00:10:05.271 --> 00:10:06.739 line:10% position:23% size:25%
[ HISSES ]
00:10:06.806 --> 00:10:08.941 line:10% position:10% size:75% align:start
>> VAMPIRES ARE VERY BIG RIGHT
NOW.
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WOULD YOU SAY REO SPEEDWAGON
00:10:10.109 --> 00:10:11.277 line:10% position:40% size:60%
ARE A LOT LIKE VAMPIRES?
00:10:11.344 --> 00:10:13.646 line:10% position:43% size:65%
YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE YOU SUCK?
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>> [ SIGHS ]
00:10:14.580 --> 00:10:16.415 line:10% position:10% size:63% align:start
OH, GREAT, ANOTHER AMBUSH
INTERVIEW.
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[ WHISTLES ]
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HEY, BRING THE SPEEDWAGON
AROUND.
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WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
00:10:20.119 --> 00:10:21.721 line:10% position:48% size:75%
>> ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO GO WITH THE
00:10:21.787 --> 00:10:23.422 line:10% position:50% size:78%
FLOW WHEN THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO
00:10:23.489 --> 00:10:26.058 line:10% position:45% size:70%
AND YOUR MUSIC FLOWS, YEAH ♪
00:10:26.125 --> 00:10:29.795 line:10% position:43% size:65%
♪ YEAH, YOUR MUSIC FLOWS ♪
00:10:35.067 --> 00:10:36.936 line:10% position:20% size:20%
>> WHOO!