WEBVTT X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000,MPEGTS:9000 00:00:04.938 --> 00:00:08.908 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ THUNDER CRASHING ] 00:00:08.975 --> 00:00:10.844 line:10% position:35% size:50% [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 00:00:16.015 --> 00:00:18.017 line:10% position:43% size:63% [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] 00:00:18.084 --> 00:00:19.853 line:10% position:28% size:35% >> IT'S ALIVE! 00:00:38.371 --> 00:00:39.973 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> IN A SURVIVAL SITUATION, YOU 00:00:40.039 --> 00:00:41.975 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start CAN FIND WATER INSIDE OF A CACTUS. 00:00:42.041 --> 00:00:44.444 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ SHINK! ] 00:00:44.511 --> 00:00:49.983 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ] 00:00:50.049 --> 00:00:52.919 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start >> OH, I JUST CAN'T FIGURE THIS THING OUT. 00:00:52.986 --> 00:00:55.455 line:85% position:35% size:50% WHAT'S A VDV ANYWAY? 00:00:55.522 --> 00:00:56.890 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> HOW ABOUT NOW, GRANDMA?! 00:00:56.956 --> 00:00:58.458 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> OH, I SEE, THIS IS THE PORT 00:00:58.525 --> 00:00:59.993 line:85% position:48% size:73% FOR THE HDMI JACK AND NOT THE 00:01:00.059 --> 00:01:02.095 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start OUTPUT FOR THE COAXIAL CABLE INTERFACE. 00:01:02.162 --> 00:01:03.396 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> RIGHT IT IS. 00:01:03.463 --> 00:01:05.532 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start >> [ Australian Accent ] FROM THE MAKERS OF GUITAR HERO COMES 00:01:05.598 --> 00:01:06.766 line:85% position:48% size:73% A NEW GAME WHERE THE FUN JUST 00:01:06.833 --> 00:01:08.401 line:85% position:35% size:48% DIDGERI-DON'T STOP! 00:01:08.468 --> 00:01:10.804 line:85% position:50% size:80% GET READY FOR "DIDGERIDOO HERO." 00:01:10.870 --> 00:01:13.039 line:85% position:45% size:70% ROCK AMAZING CONCERTS ON THE 00:01:13.106 --> 00:01:14.974 line:85% position:50% size:80% SUN-SWEPT PLAINS OF AUSTRALIA... 00:01:15.041 --> 00:01:16.309 line:85% position:35% size:50% [ DIDGERIDOO PLAYS ] 00:01:16.376 --> 00:01:17.143 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> BLOW IT! 00:01:17.210 --> 00:01:18.244 line:85% position:30% size:40% BLOW THAT DIDGE! 00:01:18.311 --> 00:01:19.379 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> DO THE DIDGE! 00:01:19.446 --> 00:01:20.947 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> YOU'RE THE BEST, DUDE! 00:01:21.014 --> 00:01:22.849 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> [ Australian Accent ] MASTER 00:01:22.916 --> 00:01:24.117 line:85% position:40% size:60% THE ART OF DIDGERIDOO TO 00:01:24.184 --> 00:01:25.718 line:85% position:50% size:80% CLASSICS LIKE, "HO HO THE BANYAN 00:01:25.785 --> 00:01:27.320 line:85% position:50% size:80% TREE," "THAT'S NOT A KNIFE," AND 00:01:27.387 --> 00:01:28.755 line:85% position:45% size:70% METALLICA'S "ENTER SANDMAN." 00:01:28.822 --> 00:01:29.823 line:85% position:35% size:50% [ DIDGERIDOO PLAYS ] 00:01:29.889 --> 00:01:30.790 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 00:01:30.857 --> 00:01:32.058 line:85% position:43% size:63% [ DOGS BARK, CATS YOWLS ] 00:01:32.125 --> 00:01:33.126 line:85% position:35% size:50% [ CAR ALARM SOUNDS ] 00:01:33.193 --> 00:01:34.794 line:10% position:50% size:80% ORDER NOW AND GET A FREE TUBE OF 00:01:34.861 --> 00:01:36.396 line:10% position:50% size:78% ABORIGINEE FACE PAINT MADE FROM 00:01:36.463 --> 00:01:37.897 line:10% position:45% size:70% IRON ORE AND DUCK DROPPINGS! 00:01:37.964 --> 00:01:42.035 line:85% position:35% size:50% [ DIDGERIDOO PLAYS ] 00:01:42.101 --> 00:01:44.270 line:85% position:43% size:63% GO BUY "DIDGERIDOO HERO!" 00:01:44.337 --> 00:01:47.574 line:85% position:43% size:63% ANYONE CAN DIDGERI-DO IT! 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:49.275 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> SEND IN THE NEXT CANDIDATE 00:01:49.342 --> 00:01:50.610 line:85% position:38% size:55% FOR BUILDING THE BOMB. 00:01:50.677 --> 00:01:51.845 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> GREAT SCOTT! 00:01:51.911 --> 00:01:53.847 line:85% position:45% size:70% MY NAME IS DR. EMMETT BROWN. 00:01:53.913 --> 00:01:56.049 line:85% position:50% size:78% MY RéSUMé IS IN HERE SOMEWHERE. 00:01:56.115 --> 00:01:58.218 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> "ATTENDED M.I.T., INVENTOR, 00:01:58.284 --> 00:01:59.185 line:85% position:25% size:28% PROFESSOR." 00:01:59.252 --> 00:02:00.820 line:85% position:50% size:78% IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE INVENTING A 00:02:00.887 --> 00:02:01.554 line:85% position:28% size:33% TIME MACHINE? 00:02:01.621 --> 00:02:02.489 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> NOT TO WORRY. 00:02:02.555 --> 00:02:03.990 line:85% position:45% size:70% IT DOESN'T RUN ON PLUTONIUM. 00:02:04.057 --> 00:02:05.758 line:85% position:50% size:78% DEFINITELY DON'T NEED PLUTONIUM 00:02:05.825 --> 00:02:07.026 line:85% position:38% size:53% FOR THE TIME MACHINE. 00:02:07.093 --> 00:02:08.628 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> YOUR CRAZY HAIR MAKES YOU 00:02:08.695 --> 00:02:10.163 line:85% position:43% size:65% LOOK SMART, LIKE EINSTEIN. 00:02:10.230 --> 00:02:12.332 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ CHUCKLES ] 00:02:12.398 --> 00:02:13.900 line:85% position:40% size:58% BUT EINSTEIN WAS A JEW! 00:02:13.967 --> 00:02:15.768 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> THAT'S WHY I NAMED THE DOG 00:02:15.835 --> 00:02:16.536 line:85% position:23% size:23% EINSTEIN. 00:02:16.603 --> 00:02:17.937 line:85% position:35% size:50% [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] 00:02:18.004 --> 00:02:19.272 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> OH, THAT'S GOOD. 00:02:19.339 --> 00:02:20.740 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN SENDING 00:02:20.807 --> 00:02:22.242 line:85% position:48% size:75% EINSTEIN ON SOME TRIAL RUNS IN 00:02:22.308 --> 00:02:23.643 line:85% position:45% size:68% THE TIME MACHINE THAT NEEDS 00:02:23.710 --> 00:02:25.178 line:85% position:43% size:63% PLUTONIUM -- DOESN'T NEED 00:02:25.245 --> 00:02:25.945 line:85% position:23% size:25% PLUTONIUM. 00:02:26.012 --> 00:02:27.614 line:85% position:45% size:70% I DON'T HAVE A TIME MACHINE. 00:02:27.680 --> 00:02:29.282 line:85% position:48% size:73% NOW LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION 00:02:29.349 --> 00:02:30.950 line:85% position:35% size:50% ABOUT THE PLUTONIUM. 00:02:31.017 --> 00:02:34.387 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start DOES IT FIT IN THE ENGINE VALVE OF A 1982 DeLOREAN? 00:02:34.454 --> 00:02:35.522 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> I LIKE THIS GUY. 00:02:35.588 --> 00:02:37.857 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT HIM, TOO. 00:02:37.924 --> 00:02:38.825 line:85% position:30% size:40% CONGRATULATIONS! 00:02:38.892 --> 00:02:40.994 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start WE HAVE CHOSEN YOU TO BUILD THE BOMB! 00:02:41.060 --> 00:02:41.728 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> GREAT! 00:02:41.794 --> 00:02:43.296 line:85% position:48% size:75% LET ME JUST GET THAT PLUTONIUM 00:02:43.363 --> 00:02:45.031 line:85% position:50% size:80% AND I'LL BE BACK IN FIVE MINUTES 00:02:45.098 --> 00:02:47.567 line:85% position:30% size:38% WITH YOUR BOMB. 00:02:47.634 --> 00:02:49.402 line:85% position:30% size:40% AND HERE YOU GO. 00:02:49.469 --> 00:02:50.370 line:85% position:33% size:43% HERE'S YOUR BOMB. 00:02:50.436 --> 00:02:51.771 line:85% position:45% size:68% NICE WORKING WITH YOU GUYS! 00:02:51.838 --> 00:02:52.605 line:85% position:28% size:35% SEE YOU LATER. 00:02:52.672 --> 00:02:54.173 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> HEY, THIS LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE 00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:55.608 line:85% position:45% size:70% THE PINBALL MACHINE FROM THE 00:02:55.675 --> 00:02:56.409 line:85% position:28% size:33% STAFF LOUNGE. 00:02:56.476 --> 00:02:57.810 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> DAMN IT! 00:02:57.877 --> 00:03:00.079 line:10% position:48% size:75% >> LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I DIED 00:03:00.146 --> 00:03:01.447 line:10% position:33% size:43% FOR YOUR -- WHOA! 00:03:01.514 --> 00:03:03.349 line:10% position:33% size:43% WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 00:03:03.416 --> 00:03:06.185 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> YOU'RE NOT LIKE THE OTHER BOYS, EDWARD. 00:03:06.252 --> 00:03:09.188 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> THAT'S BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY 109 YEARS OLD. 00:03:09.255 --> 00:03:10.990 line:85% position:45% size:70% AND ALL THAT TIME, I'VE BEEN 00:03:11.057 --> 00:03:12.559 line:85% position:40% size:58% WAITING FOR YOU, BELLA. 00:03:12.625 --> 00:03:14.928 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> [ Sighing ] OH! 00:03:14.994 --> 00:03:18.364 line:85% position:33% size:43% [ HORNS HONKING ] 00:03:18.431 --> 00:03:20.300 line:85% position:43% size:63% UH, DO YOU KNOW THE SPEED 00:03:20.366 --> 00:03:22.235 line:85% position:30% size:40% LIMIT'S LIKE 65? 00:03:22.302 --> 00:03:23.670 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> DO YOU KNOW THAT EVERY TIME 00:03:23.736 --> 00:03:25.038 line:85% position:48% size:73% YOU GET BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A 00:03:25.104 --> 00:03:27.707 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start CAR YOU'RE DRIVING A LETHAL WEAPON? 00:03:27.774 --> 00:03:29.342 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> I LOVE YOU. 00:03:29.409 --> 00:03:32.645 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ HONKING CONTINUES ] 00:03:32.712 --> 00:03:35.248 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> BELLA SAYS YOU'VE GOT CRAZY POWERS. 00:03:35.315 --> 00:03:36.082 line:85% position:23% size:25% THAT TRUE? 00:03:36.149 --> 00:03:36.950 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> SURE IS. 00:03:37.016 --> 00:03:39.285 line:85% position:38% size:53% TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE. 00:03:39.352 --> 00:03:41.220 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> WHOA! TWO BITS! 00:03:41.287 --> 00:03:42.589 line:85% position:45% size:70% YOU SHOULD BE AN ACCOUNTANT. 00:03:42.655 --> 00:03:43.790 line:85% position:43% size:65% YOU'VE GOT A REAL HEAD FOR 00:03:43.856 --> 00:03:46.092 line:85% position:18% size:15% MONEY. 00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:47.660 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> ...AND THE BISHOP WAS CHARGED 00:03:47.727 --> 00:03:49.028 line:85% position:48% size:75% WITH STATUTORY RAPE DUE TO THE 00:03:49.095 --> 00:03:49.896 line:85% position:33% size:43% GIRL'S YOUNG AGE. 00:03:49.963 --> 00:03:51.497 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> UGH, ISN'T THAT SO 00:03:51.564 --> 00:03:53.666 line:85% position:25% size:28% DISGUSTING? 00:03:53.733 --> 00:03:54.667 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> MEH. 00:03:54.734 --> 00:03:56.903 line:85% position:50% size:80% >> I BET HE EATS DINNER AT 4:00. 00:03:56.970 --> 00:03:58.471 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> CUT IT OUT, MOLLY! 00:03:58.538 --> 00:03:59.839 line:85% position:33% size:45% YOU'RE RUINING IT! 00:03:59.906 --> 00:04:01.507 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> HELLO, I'M LADY GAGA. 00:04:01.574 --> 00:04:03.076 line:85% position:40% size:58% ARE YOU SICK OF BORING, 00:04:03.142 --> 00:04:04.644 line:85% position:45% size:70% RUN-OF-THE-MILL BABYSITTERS? 00:04:04.711 --> 00:04:06.279 line:85% position:40% size:60% THEN MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR 00:04:06.346 --> 00:04:08.047 line:85% position:43% size:65% GOO-GOO GAGA, THE PREMIERE 00:04:08.114 --> 00:04:10.083 line:85% position:50% size:78% AVANT-GARDE BABYSITTING SERVICE 00:04:10.149 --> 00:04:10.950 line:85% position:23% size:25% FROM GAGA. 00:04:11.017 --> 00:04:12.752 line:85% position:45% size:68% THE EVENING'S ENTERTAINMENT 00:04:12.819 --> 00:04:14.621 line:85% position:45% size:70% BEGINS WITH SONG, DANCE, AND 00:04:14.687 --> 00:04:15.688 line:85% position:28% size:33% TRIBAL MASKS. 00:04:15.755 --> 00:04:17.690 line:85% position:45% size:70% WHEN YOU RETURN HOME, YOU'LL 00:04:17.757 --> 00:04:19.892 line:85% position:50% size:80% FIND YOUR BABY SLEEPING SOUNDLY, 00:04:19.959 --> 00:04:21.728 line:85% position:43% size:65% DANGLING FROM THE CEILING, 00:04:21.794 --> 00:04:23.596 line:85% position:45% size:68% COVERED IN MENSTRUAL BLOOD. 00:04:23.663 --> 00:04:25.531 line:85% position:45% size:70% I'M WEARING A DIAPER MADE OF 00:04:25.598 --> 00:04:26.899 line:85% position:33% size:45% DIRTY ANGEL FARTS. 00:04:26.966 --> 00:04:28.034 line:85% position:23% size:25% OOH LA LA. 00:04:28.101 --> 00:04:29.802 line:85% position:28% size:33% GOO-GOO GAGA. 00:04:29.869 --> 00:04:31.337 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> THERE ARE SIDES TO ME THAT 00:04:31.404 --> 00:04:33.373 line:85% position:40% size:60% YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND. 00:04:33.439 --> 00:04:35.341 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> MORE OF YOUR FAVORITE FRIED 00:04:35.408 --> 00:04:36.609 line:85% position:33% size:45% PTERODACTYL, FRED? 00:04:36.676 --> 00:04:37.677 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> YABBA DABBA... 00:04:37.744 --> 00:04:38.678 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> YES OR NO. 00:04:38.745 --> 00:04:41.948 line:85% position:38% size:55% [ FLYING SAUCER HUMS ] 00:04:42.015 --> 00:04:42.949 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ CRASH! ] 00:04:43.016 --> 00:04:45.652 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> HELLO, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO! 00:04:45.718 --> 00:04:46.653 line:85% position:20% size:18% >> AAH! 00:04:46.719 --> 00:04:47.687 line:85% position:30% size:38% I-I-IT'S A GOD! 00:04:47.754 --> 00:04:50.223 line:85% position:33% size:43% IT'S A GREEN GOD! 00:04:50.289 --> 00:04:51.591 line:85% position:33% size:43% H-HERE, TAKE HER! 00:04:51.658 --> 00:04:52.725 line:85% position:28% size:33% TAKE MY WIFE! 00:04:52.792 --> 00:04:53.626 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ YOINK! ] 00:04:53.693 --> 00:04:55.795 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> PLEASE, THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT. 00:04:55.862 --> 00:04:57.397 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> HE WANTS OUR CHILDREN! 00:04:57.463 --> 00:04:58.865 line:85% position:33% size:45% FORGIVE ME, BETTY! 00:04:58.931 --> 00:05:00.099 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> WHOA, WHOA! 00:05:00.166 --> 00:05:01.734 line:85% position:38% size:55% I'M NO ROMAN POLANSKI. 00:05:01.801 --> 00:05:03.536 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> THEN LET THIS ANIMAL 00:05:03.603 --> 00:05:07.006 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start SACRIFICE APPEASE YOUR HOLY RAGE! 00:05:07.073 --> 00:05:09.976 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> [ BARKS, GURGLES ] 00:05:10.043 --> 00:05:12.845 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start >> I-I JUST WANTED TO GO ON ADVENTURES. 00:05:12.912 --> 00:05:14.514 line:85% position:35% size:48% >> OUR GOD IS WEAK! 00:05:14.580 --> 00:05:16.215 line:10% position:33% size:43% KILL IT! KILL IT! 00:05:16.282 --> 00:05:18.051 line:10% position:28% size:33% >> [ CRYING ] 00:05:18.117 --> 00:05:19.519 line:10% position:48% size:75% WHAT AN UNFITTING END FOR SUCH 00:05:19.585 --> 00:05:21.421 line:10% position:10% size:58% align:start AN IMPORTANT PERIPHERAL CHARACTER. 00:05:21.487 --> 00:05:23.656 line:10% position:45% size:68% >> YABBA DABBA [BLEEP] YOU! 00:05:23.723 --> 00:05:25.558 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> [ STRAINING ] 00:05:25.625 --> 00:05:30.196 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ] 00:05:30.263 --> 00:05:32.932 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ CHEERING ] 00:05:32.999 --> 00:05:34.600 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ LAUGHTER ] 00:05:36.602 --> 00:05:38.571 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> YOU EVER NOTICE HOW RED BONE 00:05:38.638 --> 00:05:40.473 line:85% position:48% size:73% MARROW PERFORMS HEMATOPOIESIS 00:05:40.540 --> 00:05:41.441 line:85% position:25% size:30% LIKE THIS -- 00:05:41.507 --> 00:05:43.109 line:85% position:50% size:78% [ Dainty voice ] OH, I'M EATING 00:05:43.176 --> 00:05:44.343 line:85% position:38% size:55% A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD. 00:05:44.410 --> 00:05:45.845 line:85% position:45% size:68% I'LL HAVE A LITTLE OF THAT. 00:05:45.912 --> 00:05:47.513 line:85% position:50% size:78% [ Normal voice ] BUT BROWN BONE 00:05:47.580 --> 00:05:49.082 line:85% position:48% size:73% MARROW PERFORMS HEMATOPOIESIS 00:05:49.148 --> 00:05:49.882 line:85% position:23% size:25% LIKE THIS! 00:05:49.949 --> 00:05:51.217 line:85% position:40% size:60% [ Aggressive voice ] OH! 00:05:51.284 --> 00:05:51.884 line:85% position:23% size:23% OH, YEAH! 00:05:51.951 --> 00:05:54.020 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ MUNCHING ] 00:05:54.087 --> 00:05:55.988 line:85% position:35% size:48% [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 00:05:56.055 --> 00:05:56.789 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> CHUCK! 00:05:56.856 --> 00:05:58.458 line:85% position:50% size:78% IT'S YOUR COUSIN, MARVIN BERRY. 00:05:58.524 --> 00:06:00.193 line:85% position:48% size:75% YOU KNOW THAT NEW SOUND YOU'VE 00:06:00.259 --> 00:06:01.294 line:85% position:33% size:43% BEEN LOOKING FOR? 00:06:01.360 --> 00:06:02.495 line:85% position:38% size:53% WELL, LISTEN TO THIS! 00:06:02.562 --> 00:06:03.996 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> THAT'S "JOHNNY B. GOODE"! 00:06:04.063 --> 00:06:05.465 line:85% position:48% size:75% I JUST LAID IT DOWN LAST WEEK! 00:06:05.531 --> 00:06:06.933 line:85% position:48% size:73% MOTHER [BLEEP] STOLE MY SONG! 00:06:06.999 --> 00:06:07.767 line:85% position:30% size:38% KEEP HIM THERE! 00:06:07.834 --> 00:06:08.835 line:85% position:35% size:50% I'M 15 MINUTES AWAY! 00:06:08.901 --> 00:06:09.802 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ RECEIVER SLAMS ] 00:06:09.869 --> 00:06:10.603 line:85% position:28% size:35% [ DOOR SLAMS ] 00:06:10.670 --> 00:06:11.738 line:85% position:23% size:23% >> CHUCK? 00:06:11.804 --> 00:06:13.139 line:85% position:45% size:70% YOU GONNA PEE ON ME OR WHAT? 00:06:13.206 --> 00:06:14.540 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> AND IF ONE OF YOUR KIDS 00:06:14.607 --> 00:06:17.076 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start ACCIDENTALLY SETS FIRE TO THE LIVING ROOM RUG -- 00:06:17.143 --> 00:06:18.511 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> WHO'S THE MOTHER [BLEEP] 00:06:18.578 --> 00:06:19.812 line:85% position:40% size:60% BEEN STEALIN' MY SONGS?! 00:06:19.879 --> 00:06:20.813 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> CHUCK BERRY?! 00:06:20.880 --> 00:06:22.281 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start >> HOW THE [BLEEP] DO YOU KNOW MY NAME, MAN?! 00:06:22.348 --> 00:06:23.249 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> YOU'RE ONLY ONE OF THE 00:06:23.316 --> 00:06:25.118 line:85% position:48% size:75% BIGGEST ROCK STARS IN HISTORY. 00:06:25.184 --> 00:06:28.454 line:85% position:28% size:35% >> MM, REALLY? 00:06:28.521 --> 00:06:29.822 line:85% position:33% size:45% >> OH, HEY, THERE. 00:06:29.889 --> 00:06:31.657 line:85% position:43% size:65% HOW YOU DOIN', YOUNG LADY? 00:06:31.724 --> 00:06:33.326 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> [ MOANS ] 00:06:33.392 --> 00:06:35.595 line:85% position:25% size:30% [ TWINKLE! ] 00:06:35.661 --> 00:06:38.531 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> ALL RIGHT! 00:06:38.598 --> 00:06:41.200 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> OY, MY TUCHAS! 00:06:41.267 --> 00:06:43.369 line:85% position:28% size:33% ETHEL! ETHEL! 00:06:43.436 --> 00:06:45.438 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> OH, SHLOMO, SHLOMO! 00:06:45.505 --> 00:06:47.440 line:85% position:48% size:75% YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS TSURIS! 00:06:47.507 --> 00:06:49.509 line:85% position:30% size:40% WE'VE GOT MOTHS! 00:06:49.575 --> 00:06:51.811 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> OY...VEY. 00:06:51.878 --> 00:06:54.914 line:85% position:38% size:53% [ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ] 00:06:54.981 --> 00:06:55.782 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> ARE YOU A DOG? 00:06:55.848 --> 00:06:57.083 line:85% position:45% size:68% [ DOG BARKS INQUISITIVELY ] 00:06:57.150 --> 00:06:59.218 line:79% position:23% size:80% align:start HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPENED TO YOU? 00:06:59.285 --> 00:07:00.620 line:85% position:43% size:63% YOU'RE OUT ON THE STREET. 00:07:00.686 --> 00:07:02.188 line:85% position:48% size:73% THEN A DOG YOU KNOW WALKS BY. 00:07:02.255 --> 00:07:03.923 line:85% position:48% size:75% BUT BEFORE YOU CAN FINISH YOUR 00:07:03.990 --> 00:07:06.325 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start CONVERSATION, YOUR OWNER DRAGS YOU AWAY. 00:07:06.392 --> 00:07:07.160 line:85% position:25% size:30% NOT ANYMORE. 00:07:07.226 --> 00:07:08.728 line:85% position:45% size:68% [ DOG BARKS INQUISITIVELY ] 00:07:08.795 --> 00:07:11.697 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start VERINGULAR ANNOUNCES THE NEW DOGPHONE. 00:07:11.764 --> 00:07:17.703 line:85% position:30% size:40% [ DOGS BARKING ] 00:07:17.770 --> 00:07:21.507 line:85% position:30% size:38% [ DOG BARKING ] 00:07:21.574 --> 00:07:24.777 line:85% position:30% size:38% [ DOG BARKING ] 00:07:24.844 --> 00:07:29.048 line:85% position:30% size:40% [ DOGS BARKING ] 00:07:29.115 --> 00:07:30.349 line:85% position:35% size:48% AND THAT'S NOT ALL. 00:07:30.416 --> 00:07:32.952 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start DOGPHONE NOW COMES WITH FREE VOICEMAIL. 00:07:33.019 --> 00:07:34.987 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> YOU HAVE 37 MESSAGES. 00:07:35.054 --> 00:07:35.888 line:85% position:20% size:20% [ BEEP ] 00:07:35.955 --> 00:07:40.560 line:85% position:30% size:38% [ DOG BARKING ] 00:07:40.626 --> 00:07:43.563 line:10% position:10% size:68% align:start VERINGULAR -- BRINGING DOGS TOGETHER. 00:07:43.629 --> 00:07:46.966 line:85% position:33% size:45% [ ENGINE ROARING ] 00:07:47.033 --> 00:07:48.167 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ CRASH! ] 00:07:48.234 --> 00:07:51.637 line:85% position:45% size:68% [ DOLPHIN CHATTERS, GASPS ] 00:07:51.704 --> 00:07:53.172 line:85% position:33% size:43% [ MONITOR BEEPS ] 00:07:53.239 --> 00:07:54.207 line:85% position:25% size:30% >> [ GASPS ] 00:07:54.273 --> 00:07:57.009 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start NOT SO [BLEEP] SMART NOW, ARE WE? 00:07:57.076 --> 00:07:58.911 line:85% position:50% size:78% I AM GOING BAAAAACK TO THE SEA! 00:07:58.978 --> 00:08:02.915 line:85% position:30% size:40% BACK TO THE SEA! 00:08:02.982 --> 00:08:07.053 line:85% position:35% size:48% [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 00:08:07.119 --> 00:08:07.987 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> GREAT SCOTT! 00:08:08.054 --> 00:08:09.422 line:85% position:43% size:63% I'M ALL OUT OF PLUTONIUM. 00:08:09.488 --> 00:08:11.123 line:85% position:50% size:78% HOW AM I EVER GOING TO GENERATE 00:08:11.190 --> 00:08:13.192 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start ENOUGH GIGAWATTS TO GET HOME AGAIN? 00:08:13.259 --> 00:08:15.061 line:85% position:25% size:30% GREAT SCOTT! 00:08:15.127 --> 00:08:16.729 line:85% position:38% size:53% CAN YOU TURN THAT UP? 00:08:16.796 --> 00:08:18.464 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> ♪ JIGGAWHAT? ♪ 00:08:18.531 --> 00:08:19.098 line:85% position:28% size:33% ♪ JIGGAWHO? ♪ 00:08:19.165 --> 00:08:20.900 line:85% position:38% size:55% >> IS THAT HUEY LEWIS? 00:08:20.967 --> 00:08:21.934 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> NO, MAN. 00:08:22.001 --> 00:08:23.236 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> CHUCK BERRY? 00:08:23.302 --> 00:08:24.503 line:85% position:28% size:35% ZZ TOP, MAYBE? 00:08:24.570 --> 00:08:26.205 line:85% position:38% size:53% >> THAT'S JAY-Z, MAN. 00:08:26.272 --> 00:08:28.574 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> THAT'S FAMOUS ENOUGH FOR ME. 00:08:28.641 --> 00:08:30.676 line:85% position:45% size:68% AND APPARENTLY HE'S GOT THE 00:08:30.743 --> 00:08:32.345 line:85% position:33% size:43% GIGAWATTS I NEED! 00:08:32.411 --> 00:08:34.280 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> IT'S THE ROC! 00:08:34.347 --> 00:08:34.881 line:85% position:18% size:13% YEAH. 00:08:34.947 --> 00:08:35.915 line:85% position:30% size:40% >> WITH THE DOC! 00:08:35.982 --> 00:08:36.816 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> ♪ JIGGA ON THE FUTURE FLOW ♪ 00:08:36.883 --> 00:08:37.750 line:85% position:38% size:55% ♪ GOT YOU UNRAVELIN' ♪ 00:08:37.817 --> 00:08:38.651 line:85% position:45% size:70% ♪ YOU STUCK IN THE PRESENT ♪ 00:08:38.718 --> 00:08:39.652 line:85% position:40% size:60% ♪ JIGGA TIME-TRAVELIN' ♪ 00:08:39.719 --> 00:08:40.453 line:85% position:40% size:60% ♪ "J" ON THAT NEXT-ISH ♪ 00:08:40.519 --> 00:08:41.320 line:85% position:35% size:50% ♪ YOU MOVE SLOW-MO ♪ 00:08:41.387 --> 00:08:42.288 line:85% position:38% size:55% ♪ CAME OUT THE LEXUS ♪ 00:08:42.355 --> 00:08:43.155 line:85% position:40% size:58% ♪ HOPPED IN THE DE-LO ♪ 00:08:43.222 --> 00:08:44.991 line:85% position:33% size:45% ♪ MOVIN' SO FAST ♪ 00:08:45.057 --> 00:08:46.826 line:85% position:48% size:75% ♪ YOU BE ASKIN', "WHY, KID?" ♪ 00:08:46.893 --> 00:08:48.194 line:85% position:40% size:58% ♪ GO BACK IN THE PAST ♪ 00:08:48.261 --> 00:08:50.730 line:79% position:30% size:40% ♪ LOVE YOUR MOMS LIKE McFLY DID ♪ 00:08:50.796 --> 00:08:51.864 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> ♪ RAPPERS BETTER HEAD HOME ♪ 00:08:51.931 --> 00:08:53.666 line:85% position:45% size:70% ♪ ELSE IT'LL BE A MASSACRE ♪ 00:08:53.733 --> 00:08:55.468 line:85% position:48% size:75% ♪ ALL YOU GOT'S A MICROPHONE ♪ 00:08:55.534 --> 00:08:57.370 line:85% position:45% size:70% >> ♪ WE GOT FLUX CAPACITOR ♪ 00:08:57.436 --> 00:08:58.337 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> ♪ YOU CAN LET A GUN BLOW ♪ 00:08:58.404 --> 00:08:59.405 line:85% position:45% size:68% ♪ OH, BUT YOU'LL NEVER TEST 00:08:59.472 --> 00:09:00.406 line:85% position:45% size:70% SHAWN WE ALREADY KNOW, GOT ♪ 00:09:00.473 --> 00:09:01.407 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> ♪ BULLETPROOF VESTS ON ♪ 00:09:01.474 --> 00:09:02.942 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> ♪ YOU CAN NEVER CATCH US ♪ 00:09:03.009 --> 00:09:04.844 line:85% position:43% size:63% ♪ YOU BE MOVIN' SO SLOW ♪ 00:09:04.911 --> 00:09:06.746 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> ♪ WE ESCAPED THE LIBYANS ♪ 00:09:06.812 --> 00:09:07.980 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> ♪ GOING DOUBLE OCHO ♪ 00:09:08.047 --> 00:09:08.681 line:85% position:20% size:20% ♪ YEAH ♪ 00:09:08.748 --> 00:09:10.383 line:85% position:43% size:63% ♪ DONE THAT, BEEN THERE ♪ 00:09:10.449 --> 00:09:12.285 line:85% position:43% size:63% ♪ ALL OVER THE TIMELINE ♪ 00:09:12.351 --> 00:09:14.520 line:85% position:50% size:80% ♪ TWO M.C.'S SQUARED EQUALS "E," 00:09:14.587 --> 00:09:15.454 line:85% position:30% size:38% DOG, EINSTEIN ♪ 00:09:15.521 --> 00:09:16.289 line:85% position:28% size:33% [ DOG BARKS ] 00:09:16.355 --> 00:09:17.290 line:85% position:28% size:35% THAT DOG OKAY? 00:09:17.356 --> 00:09:19.926 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start >> HE'S MORE OF A GUINEA PIG THAN A DOG. 00:09:19.992 --> 00:09:22.795 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start >> YO, "B," HIT 'EM WITH THAT FUTURISTIC HOOK! 00:09:22.862 --> 00:09:25.398 line:85% position:50% size:78% >> ♪ OUR FUTURE'S BRI-I-I-GHT ♪ 00:09:25.464 --> 00:09:26.465 line:85% position:23% size:25% >> SO HOT! 00:09:26.532 --> 00:09:28.734 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> ♪ YOUR FUTURE'S NO-O-O-OT ♪ 00:09:28.801 --> 00:09:29.468 line:85% position:30% size:38% >> GREAT SCOTT! 00:09:29.535 --> 00:09:30.736 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> ♪ WE GOT THOSE JUMPIN', 00:09:30.803 --> 00:09:32.104 line:85% position:48% size:73% JUMPIN', JUMPIN' JIGGAWATTS ♪ 00:09:32.171 --> 00:09:33.005 line:85% position:33% size:43% >> ♪ JIGGAWATTS ♪ 00:09:33.072 --> 00:09:33.739 line:85% position:28% size:33% >> JIGGAWATT? 00:09:33.806 --> 00:09:35.741 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> ♪ WE'RE HOTTER THAN ♪ 00:09:35.808 --> 00:09:37.877 line:85% position:25% size:28% >> ♪ 1.21 ♪ 00:09:37.944 --> 00:09:40.646 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> THAT'S A LOT! [ LAUGHS ] 00:09:40.713 --> 00:09:41.981 line:85% position:48% size:73% >> ♪ WE'VE GOT THOSE JUMPIN', 00:09:42.048 --> 00:09:43.616 line:85% position:48% size:73% JUMPIN', JUMPIN' JIGGAWATTS ♪ 00:09:43.683 --> 00:09:44.951 line:85% position:45% size:68% >> ♪ JIGGAWATT? JIGGAWHO? ♪ 00:09:45.017 --> 00:09:46.886 line:85% position:48% size:75% >> ♪ INVESTED MY MONEY RIGHT ♪ 00:09:46.953 --> 00:09:48.688 line:79% position:33% size:43% ♪ THERE'S NOTHIN' I CAN'T AFFORD ♪ 00:09:48.754 --> 00:09:50.623 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start ♪ YOU CAN TRY TO SKATE THROUGH LIFE ♪ 00:09:50.690 --> 00:09:52.258 line:85% position:43% size:63% ♪ HOVA GOT A HOVERBOARD ♪ 00:09:52.325 --> 00:09:53.893 line:85% position:43% size:65% ♪ SO CRISP, TAKE A WHIFF ♪ 00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:55.895 line:85% position:45% size:70% ♪ ROCK MY CALVIN'S ON TOUR ♪ 00:09:55.962 --> 00:09:57.797 line:85% position:48% size:73% ♪ YOU BE SMELLIN' LIKE BIFF ♪ 00:09:57.863 --> 00:09:59.532 line:85% position:40% size:60% >> WHOA! I HATE MANURE!! 00:09:59.598 --> 00:10:01.233 line:85% position:43% size:63% >> ♪ FULFILL MY DENSITY ♪ 00:10:01.300 --> 00:10:02.935 line:85% position:48% size:75% ♪ NOW WE IN THE TRIGGER SPOT ♪ 00:10:03.002 --> 00:10:04.637 line:85% position:40% size:58% >> JAY, TIME TO HIT ME! 00:10:04.704 --> 00:10:05.871 line:85% position:43% size:65% >> ♪ I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE 00:10:05.938 --> 00:10:06.872 line:85% position:25% size:30% JIGGAWATTS ♪ 00:10:06.939 --> 00:10:09.542 line:85% position:35% size:48% [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 00:10:09.608 --> 00:10:11.444 line:85% position:25% size:30% YEAH, JIGGA. 00:10:11.510 --> 00:10:13.713 line:85% position:48% size:75% I KNOW WHO'S GONNA WIN THE NBA 00:10:13.779 --> 00:10:15.381 line:85% position:38% size:53% CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2035. 00:10:15.448 --> 00:10:17.383 line:85% position:43% size:65% YOU MAY NOT EVEN BE ALIVE. 00:10:17.450 --> 00:10:18.384 line:85% position:23% size:25% [ LAUGHS ] 00:10:18.451 --> 00:10:20.119 line:85% position:38% size:55% I KNOW YOUR GRANDKIDS' 00:10:20.186 --> 00:10:21.087 line:85% position:23% size:25% GRANDKIDS. 00:10:21.153 --> 00:10:23.022 line:85% position:30% size:40% I'M SO OFFICIAL! 00:10:27.827 --> 00:10:28.995 line:10% position:40% size:60% >> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:29.061 --> 00:10:30.162 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:30.229 --> 00:10:31.630 line:10% position:50% size:78% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:31.697 --> 00:10:32.298 line:10% position:25% size:28% BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:32.365 --> 00:10:33.432 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:33.499 --> 00:10:34.433 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:34.500 --> 00:10:35.935 line:10% position:50% size:78% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:36.002 --> 00:10:36.602 line:10% position:25% size:28% BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:36.669 --> 00:10:37.670 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:37.737 --> 00:10:38.738 line:10% position:38% size:53% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:38.804 --> 00:10:40.272 line:10% position:50% size:78% ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK 00:10:40.339 --> 00:10:40.940 line:10% position:25% size:28% BAWK BAWK ♪ 00:10:41.007 --> 00:10:42.875 line:10% position:28% size:35% BA-GAWK! BAWK.