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[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
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[ DRILLING, SAWING ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> IN A SURVIVAL SITUATION, YOU
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CAN FIND WATER INSIDE OF A
CACTUS.
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[ SHINK! ]
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[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> OH, I JUST CAN'T FIGURE THIS
THING OUT.
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WHAT'S A VDV ANYWAY?
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>> HOW ABOUT NOW, GRANDMA?!
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>> OH, I SEE, THIS IS THE PORT
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FOR THE HDMI JACK AND NOT THE
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OUTPUT FOR THE COAXIAL CABLE
INTERFACE.
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>> RIGHT IT IS.
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>> [ Australian Accent ] FROM
THE MAKERS OF GUITAR HERO COMES
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A NEW GAME WHERE THE FUN JUST
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DIDGERI-DON'T STOP!
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GET READY FOR "DIDGERIDOO HERO."
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ROCK AMAZING CONCERTS ON THE
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SUN-SWEPT PLAINS OF AUSTRALIA...
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[ DIDGERIDOO PLAYS ]
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>> BLOW IT!
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BLOW THAT DIDGE!
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>> DO THE DIDGE!
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>> YOU'RE THE BEST, DUDE!
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>> [ Australian Accent ] MASTER
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THE ART OF DIDGERIDOO TO
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CLASSICS LIKE, "HO HO THE BANYAN
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TREE," "THAT'S NOT A KNIFE," AND
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METALLICA'S "ENTER SANDMAN."
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[ DIDGERIDOO PLAYS ]
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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[ DOGS BARK, CATS YOWLS ]
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[ CAR ALARM SOUNDS ]
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ORDER NOW AND GET A FREE TUBE OF
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ABORIGINEE FACE PAINT MADE FROM
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IRON ORE AND DUCK DROPPINGS!
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[ DIDGERIDOO PLAYS ]
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GO BUY "DIDGERIDOO HERO!"
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ANYONE CAN DIDGERI-DO IT!
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>> SEND IN THE NEXT CANDIDATE
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FOR BUILDING THE BOMB.
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>> GREAT SCOTT!
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MY NAME IS DR. EMMETT BROWN.
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MY RéSUMé IS IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
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>> "ATTENDED M.I.T., INVENTOR,
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PROFESSOR."
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IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE INVENTING A
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TIME MACHINE?
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>> NOT TO WORRY.
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IT DOESN'T RUN ON PLUTONIUM.
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DEFINITELY DON'T NEED PLUTONIUM
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FOR THE TIME MACHINE.
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>> YOUR CRAZY HAIR MAKES YOU
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LOOK SMART, LIKE EINSTEIN.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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BUT EINSTEIN WAS A JEW!
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>> THAT'S WHY I NAMED THE DOG
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EINSTEIN.
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[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
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>> OH, THAT'S GOOD.
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>> I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN SENDING
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EINSTEIN ON SOME TRIAL RUNS IN
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THE TIME MACHINE THAT NEEDS
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PLUTONIUM -- DOESN'T NEED
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PLUTONIUM.
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I DON'T HAVE A TIME MACHINE.
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NOW LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION
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ABOUT THE PLUTONIUM.
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DOES IT FIT IN THE ENGINE VALVE
OF A 1982 DeLOREAN?
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>> I LIKE THIS GUY.
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>> I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT
HIM, TOO.
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CONGRATULATIONS!
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WE HAVE CHOSEN YOU TO BUILD THE
BOMB!
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>> GREAT!
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LET ME JUST GET THAT PLUTONIUM
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AND I'LL BE BACK IN FIVE MINUTES
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WITH YOUR BOMB.
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AND HERE YOU GO.
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HERE'S YOUR BOMB.
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NICE WORKING WITH YOU GUYS!
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SEE YOU LATER.
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>> HEY, THIS LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE
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THE PINBALL MACHINE FROM THE
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STAFF LOUNGE.
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>> DAMN IT!
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>> LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I DIED
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FOR YOUR -- WHOA!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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>> YOU'RE NOT LIKE THE OTHER
BOYS, EDWARD.
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>> THAT'S BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY
109 YEARS OLD.
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AND ALL THAT TIME, I'VE BEEN
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WAITING FOR YOU, BELLA.
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>> [ Sighing ] OH!
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[ HORNS HONKING ]
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UH, DO YOU KNOW THE SPEED
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LIMIT'S LIKE 65?
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>> DO YOU KNOW THAT EVERY TIME
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YOU GET BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A
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CAR YOU'RE DRIVING A LETHAL
WEAPON?
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>> I LOVE YOU.
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[ HONKING CONTINUES ]
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>> BELLA SAYS YOU'VE GOT CRAZY
POWERS.
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THAT TRUE?
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>> SURE IS.
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TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE.
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>> WHOA! TWO BITS!
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YOU SHOULD BE AN ACCOUNTANT.
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YOU'VE GOT A REAL HEAD FOR
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MONEY.
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>> ...AND THE BISHOP WAS CHARGED
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WITH STATUTORY RAPE DUE TO THE
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GIRL'S YOUNG AGE.
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>> UGH, ISN'T THAT SO
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DISGUSTING?
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>> MEH.
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>> I BET HE EATS DINNER AT 4:00.
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>> CUT IT OUT, MOLLY!
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YOU'RE RUINING IT!
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>> HELLO, I'M LADY GAGA.
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ARE YOU SICK OF BORING,
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RUN-OF-THE-MILL BABYSITTERS?
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THEN MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR
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GOO-GOO GAGA, THE PREMIERE
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AVANT-GARDE BABYSITTING SERVICE
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FROM GAGA.
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THE EVENING'S ENTERTAINMENT
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BEGINS WITH SONG, DANCE, AND
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TRIBAL MASKS.
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WHEN YOU RETURN HOME, YOU'LL
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FIND YOUR BABY SLEEPING SOUNDLY,
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DANGLING FROM THE CEILING,
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COVERED IN MENSTRUAL BLOOD.
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I'M WEARING A DIAPER MADE OF
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DIRTY ANGEL FARTS.
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OOH LA LA.
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GOO-GOO GAGA.
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>> THERE ARE SIDES TO ME THAT
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YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.
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>> MORE OF YOUR FAVORITE FRIED
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PTERODACTYL, FRED?
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>> YABBA DABBA...
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>> YES OR NO.
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[ FLYING SAUCER HUMS ]
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[ CRASH! ]
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>> HELLO, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO!
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>> AAH!
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I-I-IT'S A GOD!
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IT'S A GREEN GOD!
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H-HERE, TAKE HER!
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TAKE MY WIFE!
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[ YOINK! ]
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>> PLEASE, THERE ARE CHILDREN
PRESENT.
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>> HE WANTS OUR CHILDREN!
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FORGIVE ME, BETTY!
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>> WHOA, WHOA!
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I'M NO ROMAN POLANSKI.
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>> THEN LET THIS ANIMAL
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SACRIFICE APPEASE YOUR HOLY
RAGE!
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>> [ BARKS, GURGLES ]
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>> I-I JUST WANTED TO GO ON
ADVENTURES.
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>> OUR GOD IS WEAK!
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KILL IT! KILL IT!
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>> [ CRYING ]
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WHAT AN UNFITTING END FOR SUCH
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AN IMPORTANT PERIPHERAL
CHARACTER.
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>> YABBA DABBA [BLEEP] YOU!
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>> [ STRAINING ]
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[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ CHEERING ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> YOU EVER NOTICE HOW RED BONE
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MARROW PERFORMS HEMATOPOIESIS
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LIKE THIS --
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[ Dainty voice ] OH, I'M EATING
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A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD.
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I'LL HAVE A LITTLE OF THAT.
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[ Normal voice ] BUT BROWN BONE
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MARROW PERFORMS HEMATOPOIESIS
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LIKE THIS!
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[ Aggressive voice ] OH!
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OH, YEAH!
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[ MUNCHING ]
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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>> CHUCK!
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IT'S YOUR COUSIN, MARVIN BERRY.
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YOU KNOW THAT NEW SOUND YOU'VE
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BEEN LOOKING FOR?
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WELL, LISTEN TO THIS!
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>> THAT'S "JOHNNY B. GOODE"!
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I JUST LAID IT DOWN LAST WEEK!
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MOTHER [BLEEP] STOLE MY SONG!
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KEEP HIM THERE!
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I'M 15 MINUTES AWAY!
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[ RECEIVER SLAMS ]
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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>> CHUCK?
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YOU GONNA PEE ON ME OR WHAT?
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>> AND IF ONE OF YOUR KIDS
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ACCIDENTALLY SETS FIRE TO THE
LIVING ROOM RUG --
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>> WHO'S THE MOTHER [BLEEP]
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BEEN STEALIN' MY SONGS?!
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>> CHUCK BERRY?!
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>> HOW THE [BLEEP] DO YOU KNOW
MY NAME, MAN?!
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>> YOU'RE ONLY ONE OF THE
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BIGGEST ROCK STARS IN HISTORY.
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>> MM, REALLY?
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>> OH, HEY, THERE.
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HOW YOU DOIN', YOUNG LADY?
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>> [ MOANS ]
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[ TWINKLE! ]
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>> ALL RIGHT!
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>> OY, MY TUCHAS!
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ETHEL! ETHEL!
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>> OH, SHLOMO, SHLOMO!
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YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS TSURIS!
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WE'VE GOT MOTHS!
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>> OY...VEY.
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[ FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> ARE YOU A DOG?
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[ DOG BARKS INQUISITIVELY ]
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HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPENED
TO YOU?
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YOU'RE OUT ON THE STREET.
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THEN A DOG YOU KNOW WALKS BY.
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BUT BEFORE YOU CAN FINISH YOUR
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CONVERSATION, YOUR OWNER DRAGS
YOU AWAY.
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NOT ANYMORE.
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[ DOG BARKS INQUISITIVELY ]
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VERINGULAR ANNOUNCES THE NEW
DOGPHONE.
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[ DOGS BARKING ]
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[ DOG BARKING ]
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[ DOG BARKING ]
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[ DOGS BARKING ]
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AND THAT'S NOT ALL.
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DOGPHONE NOW COMES WITH FREE
VOICEMAIL.
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>> YOU HAVE 37 MESSAGES.
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[ BEEP ]
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[ DOG BARKING ]
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VERINGULAR -- BRINGING DOGS
TOGETHER.
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[ ENGINE ROARING ]
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[ CRASH! ]
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[ DOLPHIN CHATTERS, GASPS ]
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[ MONITOR BEEPS ]
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>> [ GASPS ]
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NOT SO [BLEEP] SMART NOW, ARE
WE?
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I AM GOING BAAAAACK TO THE SEA!
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BACK TO THE SEA!
00:08:02.982 --> 00:08:07.053 line:85% position:35% size:48%
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
00:08:07.119 --> 00:08:07.987 line:85% position:30% size:38%
>> GREAT SCOTT!
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I'M ALL OUT OF PLUTONIUM.
00:08:09.488 --> 00:08:11.123 line:85% position:50% size:78%
HOW AM I EVER GOING TO GENERATE
00:08:11.190 --> 00:08:13.192 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
ENOUGH GIGAWATTS TO GET HOME
AGAIN?
00:08:13.259 --> 00:08:15.061 line:85% position:25% size:30%
GREAT SCOTT!
00:08:15.127 --> 00:08:16.729 line:85% position:38% size:53%
CAN YOU TURN THAT UP?
00:08:16.796 --> 00:08:18.464 line:85% position:33% size:43%
>> ♪ JIGGAWHAT? ♪
00:08:18.531 --> 00:08:19.098 line:85% position:28% size:33%
♪ JIGGAWHO? ♪
00:08:19.165 --> 00:08:20.900 line:85% position:38% size:55%
>> IS THAT HUEY LEWIS?
00:08:20.967 --> 00:08:21.934 line:85% position:25% size:28%
>> NO, MAN.
00:08:22.001 --> 00:08:23.236 line:85% position:30% size:38%
>> CHUCK BERRY?
00:08:23.302 --> 00:08:24.503 line:85% position:28% size:35%
ZZ TOP, MAYBE?
00:08:24.570 --> 00:08:26.205 line:85% position:38% size:53%
>> THAT'S JAY-Z, MAN.
00:08:26.272 --> 00:08:28.574 line:85% position:50% size:78%
>> THAT'S FAMOUS ENOUGH FOR ME.
00:08:28.641 --> 00:08:30.676 line:85% position:45% size:68%
AND APPARENTLY HE'S GOT THE
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GIGAWATTS I NEED!
00:08:32.411 --> 00:08:34.280 line:85% position:30% size:40%
>> IT'S THE ROC!
00:08:34.347 --> 00:08:34.881 line:85% position:18% size:13%
YEAH.
00:08:34.947 --> 00:08:35.915 line:85% position:30% size:40%
>> WITH THE DOC!
00:08:35.982 --> 00:08:36.816 line:85% position:50% size:78%
>> ♪ JIGGA ON THE FUTURE FLOW ♪
00:08:36.883 --> 00:08:37.750 line:85% position:38% size:55%
♪ GOT YOU UNRAVELIN' ♪
00:08:37.817 --> 00:08:38.651 line:85% position:45% size:70%
♪ YOU STUCK IN THE PRESENT ♪
00:08:38.718 --> 00:08:39.652 line:85% position:40% size:60%
♪ JIGGA TIME-TRAVELIN' ♪
00:08:39.719 --> 00:08:40.453 line:85% position:40% size:60%
♪ "J" ON THAT NEXT-ISH ♪
00:08:40.519 --> 00:08:41.320 line:85% position:35% size:50%
♪ YOU MOVE SLOW-MO ♪
00:08:41.387 --> 00:08:42.288 line:85% position:38% size:55%
♪ CAME OUT THE LEXUS ♪
00:08:42.355 --> 00:08:43.155 line:85% position:40% size:58%
♪ HOPPED IN THE DE-LO ♪
00:08:43.222 --> 00:08:44.991 line:85% position:33% size:45%
♪ MOVIN' SO FAST ♪
00:08:45.057 --> 00:08:46.826 line:85% position:48% size:75%
♪ YOU BE ASKIN', "WHY, KID?" ♪
00:08:46.893 --> 00:08:48.194 line:85% position:40% size:58%
♪ GO BACK IN THE PAST ♪
00:08:48.261 --> 00:08:50.730 line:79% position:30% size:40%
♪ LOVE YOUR MOMS
LIKE McFLY DID ♪
00:08:50.796 --> 00:08:51.864 line:85% position:50% size:78%
>> ♪ RAPPERS BETTER HEAD HOME ♪
00:08:51.931 --> 00:08:53.666 line:85% position:45% size:70%
♪ ELSE IT'LL BE A MASSACRE ♪
00:08:53.733 --> 00:08:55.468 line:85% position:48% size:75%
♪ ALL YOU GOT'S A MICROPHONE ♪
00:08:55.534 --> 00:08:57.370 line:85% position:45% size:70%
>> ♪ WE GOT FLUX CAPACITOR ♪
00:08:57.436 --> 00:08:58.337 line:85% position:48% size:73%
>> ♪ YOU CAN LET A GUN BLOW ♪
00:08:58.404 --> 00:08:59.405 line:85% position:45% size:68%
♪ OH, BUT YOU'LL NEVER TEST
00:08:59.472 --> 00:09:00.406 line:85% position:45% size:70%
SHAWN WE ALREADY KNOW, GOT ♪
00:09:00.473 --> 00:09:01.407 line:85% position:45% size:68%
>> ♪ BULLETPROOF VESTS ON ♪
00:09:01.474 --> 00:09:02.942 line:85% position:48% size:73%
>> ♪ YOU CAN NEVER CATCH US ♪
00:09:03.009 --> 00:09:04.844 line:85% position:43% size:63%
♪ YOU BE MOVIN' SO SLOW ♪
00:09:04.911 --> 00:09:06.746 line:85% position:48% size:73%
>> ♪ WE ESCAPED THE LIBYANS ♪
00:09:06.812 --> 00:09:07.980 line:85% position:40% size:60%
>> ♪ GOING DOUBLE OCHO ♪
00:09:08.047 --> 00:09:08.681 line:85% position:20% size:20%
♪ YEAH ♪
00:09:08.748 --> 00:09:10.383 line:85% position:43% size:63%
♪ DONE THAT, BEEN THERE ♪
00:09:10.449 --> 00:09:12.285 line:85% position:43% size:63%
♪ ALL OVER THE TIMELINE ♪
00:09:12.351 --> 00:09:14.520 line:85% position:50% size:80%
♪ TWO M.C.'S SQUARED EQUALS "E,"
00:09:14.587 --> 00:09:15.454 line:85% position:30% size:38%
DOG, EINSTEIN ♪
00:09:15.521 --> 00:09:16.289 line:85% position:28% size:33%
[ DOG BARKS ]
00:09:16.355 --> 00:09:17.290 line:85% position:28% size:35%
THAT DOG OKAY?
00:09:17.356 --> 00:09:19.926 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
>> HE'S MORE OF A GUINEA PIG
THAN A DOG.
00:09:19.992 --> 00:09:22.795 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
>> YO, "B," HIT 'EM WITH THAT
FUTURISTIC HOOK!
00:09:22.862 --> 00:09:25.398 line:85% position:50% size:78%
>> ♪ OUR FUTURE'S BRI-I-I-GHT ♪
00:09:25.464 --> 00:09:26.465 line:85% position:23% size:25%
>> SO HOT!
00:09:26.532 --> 00:09:28.734 line:85% position:48% size:75%
>> ♪ YOUR FUTURE'S NO-O-O-OT ♪
00:09:28.801 --> 00:09:29.468 line:85% position:30% size:38%
>> GREAT SCOTT!
00:09:29.535 --> 00:09:30.736 line:85% position:43% size:65%
>> ♪ WE GOT THOSE JUMPIN',
00:09:30.803 --> 00:09:32.104 line:85% position:48% size:73%
JUMPIN', JUMPIN' JIGGAWATTS ♪
00:09:32.171 --> 00:09:33.005 line:85% position:33% size:43%
>> ♪ JIGGAWATTS ♪
00:09:33.072 --> 00:09:33.739 line:85% position:28% size:33%
>> JIGGAWATT?
00:09:33.806 --> 00:09:35.741 line:85% position:40% size:60%
>> ♪ WE'RE HOTTER THAN ♪
00:09:35.808 --> 00:09:37.877 line:85% position:25% size:28%
>> ♪ 1.21 ♪
00:09:37.944 --> 00:09:40.646 line:85% position:45% size:68%
>> THAT'S A LOT! [ LAUGHS ]
00:09:40.713 --> 00:09:41.981 line:85% position:48% size:73%
>> ♪ WE'VE GOT THOSE JUMPIN',
00:09:42.048 --> 00:09:43.616 line:85% position:48% size:73%
JUMPIN', JUMPIN' JIGGAWATTS ♪
00:09:43.683 --> 00:09:44.951 line:85% position:45% size:68%
>> ♪ JIGGAWATT? JIGGAWHO? ♪
00:09:45.017 --> 00:09:46.886 line:85% position:48% size:75%
>> ♪ INVESTED MY MONEY RIGHT ♪
00:09:46.953 --> 00:09:48.688 line:79% position:33% size:43%
♪ THERE'S NOTHIN'
I CAN'T AFFORD ♪
00:09:48.754 --> 00:09:50.623 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
♪ YOU CAN TRY TO SKATE THROUGH
LIFE ♪
00:09:50.690 --> 00:09:52.258 line:85% position:43% size:63%
♪ HOVA GOT A HOVERBOARD ♪
00:09:52.325 --> 00:09:53.893 line:85% position:43% size:65%
♪ SO CRISP, TAKE A WHIFF ♪
00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:55.895 line:85% position:45% size:70%
♪ ROCK MY CALVIN'S ON TOUR ♪
00:09:55.962 --> 00:09:57.797 line:85% position:48% size:73%
♪ YOU BE SMELLIN' LIKE BIFF ♪
00:09:57.863 --> 00:09:59.532 line:85% position:40% size:60%
>> WHOA! I HATE MANURE!!
00:09:59.598 --> 00:10:01.233 line:85% position:43% size:63%
>> ♪ FULFILL MY DENSITY ♪
00:10:01.300 --> 00:10:02.935 line:85% position:48% size:75%
♪ NOW WE IN THE TRIGGER SPOT ♪
00:10:03.002 --> 00:10:04.637 line:85% position:40% size:58%
>> JAY, TIME TO HIT ME!
00:10:04.704 --> 00:10:05.871 line:85% position:43% size:65%
>> ♪ I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE
00:10:05.938 --> 00:10:06.872 line:85% position:25% size:30%
JIGGAWATTS ♪
00:10:06.939 --> 00:10:09.542 line:85% position:35% size:48%
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
00:10:09.608 --> 00:10:11.444 line:85% position:25% size:30%
YEAH, JIGGA.
00:10:11.510 --> 00:10:13.713 line:85% position:48% size:75%
I KNOW WHO'S GONNA WIN THE NBA
00:10:13.779 --> 00:10:15.381 line:85% position:38% size:53%
CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2035.
00:10:15.448 --> 00:10:17.383 line:85% position:43% size:65%
YOU MAY NOT EVEN BE ALIVE.
00:10:17.450 --> 00:10:18.384 line:85% position:23% size:25%
[ LAUGHS ]
00:10:18.451 --> 00:10:20.119 line:85% position:38% size:55%
I KNOW YOUR GRANDKIDS'
00:10:20.186 --> 00:10:21.087 line:85% position:23% size:25%
GRANDKIDS.
00:10:21.153 --> 00:10:23.022 line:85% position:30% size:40%
I'M SO OFFICIAL!
00:10:27.827 --> 00:10:28.995 line:10% position:40% size:60%
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:29.061 --> 00:10:30.162 line:10% position:38% size:53%
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:30.229 --> 00:10:31.630 line:10% position:50% size:78%
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
00:10:31.697 --> 00:10:32.298 line:10% position:25% size:28%
BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:32.365 --> 00:10:33.432 line:10% position:38% size:53%
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:33.499 --> 00:10:34.433 line:10% position:38% size:53%
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:34.500 --> 00:10:35.935 line:10% position:50% size:78%
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
00:10:36.002 --> 00:10:36.602 line:10% position:25% size:28%
BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:36.669 --> 00:10:37.670 line:10% position:38% size:53%
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:37.737 --> 00:10:38.738 line:10% position:38% size:53%
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:38.804 --> 00:10:40.272 line:10% position:50% size:78%
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK
00:10:40.339 --> 00:10:40.940 line:10% position:25% size:28%
BAWK BAWK ♪
00:10:41.007 --> 00:10:42.875 line:10% position:28% size:35%
BA-GAWK! BAWK.