[ STATIC ]
>> HELLO?
[ SNIFFS ]
OH, MY.
IT SMELLS LIKE THIS ROOM HAS NOT
BEEN CLEANED FOR FIVE WHOLE
SEASONS...
OF A TELEVISION SHOW.
[ STATIC CONTINUES ]
>> [ CLUCKS ]
>> [ GASPS ]
OH! HELLO, CHICKEN!
OH, YOUR CHAIR SO DIRTY.
IF I CLEAN, YOU NO RUN AWAY,
OKAY?
>> [ CLUCKS ]
>> YOU PROMISE?
>> [ CLUCKS ]
[ SQUAWKING ]
>> I LIKE YOU, CHICKEN.
>> [ SQUAWKS ]
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
[ CLUCKING ]
[ WIND WHISTLING ]
>> OH, MAN! I JUST REALIZED THEY'LL PROBABLY
SHOW THE "SEX AND THE CITY 3" TRAILER!
>> WHY ARE YOU SO EXCITED?
I TRIED TO DRAG YOU TO THE LAST
ONE, AND YOU ALMOST BROKE UP WITH ME.
>> THE LAST ONE FLOPPED PRETTY
BAD, SO THE STUDIO'S MAKING THE
THIRD ONE MORE GUY-FRIENDLY.
[ FILM PROJECTOR CLICKING ]
>> WELL, THE LACK OF TESTES WAS
MAKING ME TESTY, BUT THIS BORING
EVENT JUST TOOK A SPERM FOR THE BETTER.
[ ALL LAUGH ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
HUH?
>> HEY, EVERYONE!
THIS CHICK IS GIVING ME SOME --
AH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S TOO EASY.
JOKE WITHDRAWN, EVERYONE.
JOKE WITHDRAWN.
>> "THE DETECTIVE SAID SAMANTHA'S COLLAR WAS RIGGED TO
BLOW AS SOON AS SHE MADE A SEX
PUN, SO IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ON
HER FOR MORE THAN 60 SECONDS."
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> Carrie, come to Miranda's,
quick!
>> THE COLLAR WAS RIGGED TO BLOW
AS SOON AS SHE TASTED TUNA.
BUT IRONICALLY, SHE WAS MAKING
AN ACTUAL TUNA-FISH SANDWICH.
>> MR. BIG, SOMEONE IS KILLING
MY FRIENDS!
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP US!
>> CARRIE, I HAVE TWO SECRETS.
FIRST, MY REAL NAME ISN'T
ALEXANDER BIG.
MY SECOND SECRET...IS THIS.
[ SHING! ]
>> OUT OF THE WAY, GAYBIES!
>> HYAH! HYAH!
>> AAH!
>> HA HA!
>> AAH!
BIG? I FEEL SO STRANGE.
>> YOUR BRAIN IS GETTING USED TO
YOUR NEW BODY, MISS BRADSHAW.
UHH, WHAT SHALL I DO WITH HER
OLD BODY?
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
>> DONATE IT TO SCIENCE.
>> YES! YES! YES! YES!
"SEX AND THE CITY 3"!
>> SHUT UP!
THE KATHERINE HEIGL MOVIE IS STARTING.
>> [ SIGHS ]
"Sex and the City 3"!
>> "Sex and the City 3"!
>> SHHHH!
[ PITTER! PITTER! PITTER!
PITTER! PITTER! ]
>> HEY, HEY, HEY!
I AVOID STARVATION FOR
ANOTHER DAY!
[ CLANG! ]
>> SORRY, YOGI, BUT IF YOU STEAL
ONE MORE BASKET, IT'S MY JOB.
>> YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!
I LIVE THE LIFE OF THE FREE!
>> NOT THIS TIME, YOGI.
HO CHI HACHARU!
>> QUITE THE SURPRISE, BUT TRY
THIS ON FOR SIZE!
HEY, HEY, HEY!
>> ♪ GO, GO, POWER FOREST
RANGERS! ♪
♪ GO, GO, POWER FOREST
RANGERS! ♪
>> RAAAAAAAAH!
>> ♪ GO, GO, POWER FOREST
RANGERS! ♪
♪ GO, GO, POWER FOREST
RANGERS! ♪
♪ GO, GO, POWER FOREST... ♪
>> WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS
HAPPENING?!
>> AND THAT IS HOW YOU BRING
YOGI BEAR TO JAPAN!
YOU'RE WELCOME!
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
>> THEY CALLED ME MAD, BUT I DID
IT!
EGYPT SHALL FOREVERMORE BE KNOWN
AS THE LAND OF GIANT BOOBIES!
>> HA HA!
THEY'RE LIKE GIANT BOOBIES!
>> DON'T BE AN IDIOT!
>> I JUST DON'T THINK THAT WE'RE
READY FOR THIS, NOT -- NOT RIGHT
NOW.
>> OKAY. I UNDERSTAND.
IT'S OKAY.
[ BOTH SOBBING ]
>> [ CLUCKS ]
[ CLUCKS IN SURPRISE ]
[ STATIC ]
>> [ SNAPS FINGERS ]
[ STATIC ]
[ SHOWER RUNNING ]
[ STATIC ]
>> [ SQUAWKS ]
[ CLUCKING FEARFULLY ]
>> IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
[ INDISTINCT VOICES ]
[ STATIC ]
>> [ CLUCKS ANGRILY ]
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
[ CLUCKS ANGRILY ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY TO A FANCY PARTY?!
THAT WAS MY LINE FROM OUR FIRST
APPEARANCE ON THIS SHOW!
>> [ CLUCKS ]
>> EYEGORP!
[ BUZZING ]
I DESERVE IT!
>> [ GULPING ]
>> OH-HO, MAN.
>> YOU SEEM SO RUTHLESS.
TIME TO MAKE YOU TOOTHLESS!
OH! AAH!
>> BAH-BAH!
>> [ NEIGHS ]
YOUR BEAK LOOKS RIBBED FOR MY
PLEASURE!
OW!
AAH!
THAT'S NOT HALF BAD, ACTUALLY.
WHOA!
>> ♪ I'M SO HAPPY 'CAUSE YOU ARE
GONNA DIE, GONNA DIE! ♪
NO, NO, NO! NO! STOP!
[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
AAAAAAAAAH!
[ DRUMROLL ]
>> A DRUMROLL?
IT'S SO SUSPENSEFUL!
AAH!
WHAT AN IRONIC DEATH!
>> I'M A CHAMPION!
>> HMM!
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S BEEN
WATCHING TONY JAA'S
"THE PROTECTOR."
OOH!
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST PEED IN
HIS GATCHAMAN BOXER SHORTS!
[ METAL WHIRRING ]
[ ELECTRICITY WHIRS, CRACKLES ]
>> HE HE!
[ SIGHS ]
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> SUCK MY SLEIGH BALLS!
AAH! OH!
MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
>> ♪ DUH DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA
DAAAAH! ♪
BITCH PUDDING!
B-B-B-BLAM!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF
BITCH PUDDING?!
YOUR MAMA SURE LIKED IT WHEN SHE
ATE IT OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE!
[BLEEP]
BLAM! BITCH PUDDING!
BLAM, BLAM, BLAM, BLAM!
WHOO! BLAM!
OH! OH!
BLAM!
[ SPLAT! ]
>> [ COUGHS ]
YOU SAVED ME?
MY LIFE HAS VALUE AFTER ALL!
OH!
>> OOH!
>> DING, DANG!
THIS IS GONNA BE ONE DILLY OF A
SLOBBERKNOCKER!
OW!
>> THESE RATINGS...WILL BE
GLORIOUS.
[ BOTH MOANING ]
>> LET ME JUST GET THAT FOR YOU.
[ DOOR HINGES CREAK ]
I WISH I WAS A BIONIC CHICKEN.
THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.
[ STATIC ]
>> [ CLUCKS INQUISITIVELY ]
>> [ CLAPPING SLOWLY ]
>> [ CLUCKS IMPATIENTLY ]
>> [ SNAPS FINGERS ]
>> [ CLUCKING ANGRILY ]
[ METAL CLINKING ]
[ CLUCKING ANGRILY ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
[ PANTING ]
>> [ CLUCKS SOFTLY ]
>> [ CLUCKS HAPPILY ]
>> ♪ WE LOVE YOU ♪
>> ♪ WHAT A JOURNEY WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH SO FAR ♪
>> ♪ WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO FAR ♪
>> ♪ BECAUSE OF YOU, WE'VE HAD
TO RAISE THE BAR ♪
>> ♪ RAISE THE BAR ♪
>> ♪ TOYS AND VIOLENCE ♪
♪ MOLESTING YOUR BRAIN
AND THEN BUYING YOUR SILENCE ♪
>> ♪ SILENCE ♪
>> ♪ AND YOU WERE THERE AND
NOTHING WAS TABOO ♪
>> ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
>> ♪ WE LOVE YOU ♪
>> ♪ NERDS ON UNICORNS ♪
♪ DIRTY, FILTHY PUPPET PORN ♪
>> ♪ WE LOVE YOU ♪
>> ♪ ROBOTIC SEXUAL ASSAULT ♪
♪ IT'S NOT THE WASHING
MACHINE'S FAULT ♪
>> ♪ FIVE WHOLE SEASONS OF
NOTHING BUT PLEASING ♪
♪ WHEN OUR COLD HEARTS
ARE FREEZING, YOU GIVE
OUR LIVES A REASON ♪
♪ THANK YOU ♪