[ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ SAWING ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ SMOOCHES ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> GLADYS, IT IS TIME.
>> OH, NO.
I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE A BITCH.
>> WHA-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> KICKING YOUR ASS IS WHAT I'M DOING.
>> NO, YOU AREN'T.
YOU'RE GOING OUT LIKE A BITCH.
>> THAT'S THE THIGH-MASTER MOTHERFUCKER!
OH, REAPER.
>> OH, GLADYS.
>> OH, REAPER.
[ BED SQUEAKING ] >> GRANDMA?
>> [ WHIMPERING ] [ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]
>> COME ON, COME ON.
[ SCREAMS ] >> YOU'RE GONNA FLOOD THE
ENGINE.
DON'T PUMP THE GAS.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ] COULD BE YOUR CARBURETOR.
POP THE HOOD.
TRY IT AGAIN.
>> [ SCREAMS ] >> SOUNDS LIKE...YOUR
CARBURETOR.
>> JUST CHECKED.
LOOKS FINE.
>> FUEL PUMP, MAYBE.
>> I COULD JUST CALL THE AUTO CLUB.
[ SCREAMS ] >> DID YOU CHECK THE
DISTRIBUTOR CAP?
IT RAINED LAST NIGHT.
>> YEP, THERE'S WATER IN IT.
OKAY, TRY IT NOW.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] >> YOU FIXED IT.
WOW, THANK YOU.
>> SO, YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO NOW, RIGHT?
WHOO!
BEST NIGHT EVER!
>> BEST FRIENDS EVER.
>> BEST ICE CREAM EVER.
>> YOU GUYS GOT ANYWHERE TO BE?
>> ACTUALLY...
>> YEAH, RIGHT HERE.
LET'S CRUISE.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ] >> [ Monotone ] DROP YOUR
WEAPON.
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO COMPLY.
[ GUN COCKS ] YOU HAVE FOUR SECONDS TO COMPLY.
[ SCREAMING ] >> GET AWAY FROM ME!
>> EDWARD 209, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
>> HE DIDN'T DROP THE GUN, MAMA.
>> HE DID DROP THE GUN.
>> AW, I'M SORRY, MAMA.
>> YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH ME NOW.
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO COMPLY.
[ GUN COCKS ] >> OKAY, MAMA.
YOU HAVE FOUR SECONDS TO COMPLY.
>> BUT I SAID "OKAY, MAMA."
>> SEE HOW IT FEELS, EDWARD?
>> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
>> BUD.
>> WHY.
>> GUYS, I HAVE CIRRHOSIS OF THE LIVER.
>> BUD.
>> WHY?
>> BECAUSE I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM.
>> WELL, AFTER CROSSING THE FREEWAY, BASE JUMPING OFF A
CLIFF, AND DODGING BULLETS IN A GANG WAR, WE FINALLY FOUND MY
REPTAR DOLL.
>> TOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE STREET?
>> OH, THANK GOD.
THEY'VE BEEN LOST FOR HOURS.
WHERE WERE THEY?
>> STU, A WORD.
[ Muffled ] WHAT THE FUCK STU?
>> [ Muffled ] WELL, I'M SORRY.
THE BABIES ESCAPED, AND I -- >> ESCAPED?
THEY'RE BABIES, YOU SACK-LESS MORON.
>> I WAS DOWNSTAIRS, WORKING ON A NEW TOY, AND THEY JUST --
>> OH, A NEW TOY.
NEVER MIND, THEN.
>> DIDI, IF YOU KEEP RIDICULING MY WORK, I-I SWEAR TO GOD --
>> WHAT? YOU'LL HIT ME?
OOH, YOU'RE SUCH A MAN.
[ CRASHES ] >> DIDI, STOP.
>> I' BE THE MAN.
[ THUDDING, CRASHING ] SEE, STU? I'M THE MAN!
>> [ Sobbing ] I WANT A DIVORCE.
>> THESE AL-QAEDA DRIVERS ARE THE BEST, AND THEY PLAN TO
SMUGGLE A NUCLEAR DEVICE ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER.
>> GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE.
>> YOU DON'T MEAN -- >> THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE GONNA NEED THE BADDEST, BRASHEST, BALLSIEST HOT-SHIT
DRIVERS IN THE WORLD, AND I KNOW JUST THE ASSHOLES.
[ CHEERING ] [ ENGINE REVS ]
[ ENGINE REVVING ] [ CRANKING, POUNDING ]
>> WHOOOO-EE.
>> YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU.
YOU IN?
>> ME AND UNCLE SAM, WE HAVEN'T ALWAYS SEEN EYE-TO-EYE.
>> WE WANT OUR RECORDS SCRUBBED CLEAN.
FULL PARDONS.
>> ONE LAST JOB, AND THEN WE'RE OUT.
>> I'M REALLY CONFUSED, AND I WANT TO GO HOME.
>> GO TEAM!
[ MOANS ] >> I-I-I-I DON'T [GROANS]
[ CAR WHIRRING ] >> NICE REMOTE-CONTROL CAR, YOU
ECCENTRIC BITCH.
I'M GONNA STEP ON IT.
>> WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO PUT ME DOWN, I USE PUNKY POWER.
>> "PUNKY POWER"?
>> [ GROANS ] IT'S WHAT SHE CALLS "BELIEVING
IN YOURSELF."
>> ACTUALLY, PUNKY POWER [Demonic voice] IS THIS.
[ SCREAMING ] >> OH, NO.
I'VE HEARD OF THIS.
THE ELDERS IN MY WORLD SPOKE OF THE CHOSEN ONE FROM EARTH WHO
WOULD POSSESS ULTIMATE POWER.
>> I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD WITH PUNKY POWER.
>> STOP THIS, PUNKY.
DON'T DESTROY THE WORLD.
>> I WAS ABANDONED IN A GROCERY STORE.
WHY SHOULDN'T I DESTROY THE WORLD?
IT DOESN'T NEED ME.
>> BUT I NEED YOU, PUNKY.
YOU'RE LIKE MY REAL DAUGHTER, AND I WOULD NEVER ABANDON YOU --
NEVER!
>> DO -- [ Normal voice ] DO YOU MEAN IT?
>> [ PANTING ] WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THE
BODY?
>> WHO CARES?
SHE'S NOT MY REAL DAUGHTER.
>> BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL...
I HAVE THE POWER!
>> HEY, COULD YOU NOT HAVE THE POWER AT 3:00 A.M.?
SOME OF US HAVE TO WAKE UP IN THREE HOURS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
>> NOTHING MORE FOR YOU HERE, AGENT STARLING.
FLY, FLY, FLY.
>> I BIT MY WRIST.
LOOK AT THE BLOOD!
>> [ GAGS ] >> AGENT STARLING!
MULTIPLE MIGGS WILL SUFFER FOR THAT.
BUFFALO BILL WENT BY AN ALIAS ONCE.
MOFET. M-O-F-E-T.
GO NOW!
>> I REALLY CUT MY WRISTS THIS TIME.
>> ARE YOU HURT?
>> BLAMMO!
>> [ GAGS ] >> AGENT STARLING!
I DIDN'T THINK MIGGS COULD MANAGE AGAIN SO SOON.
THE ANSWER IS IN THE FILE.
WHAT DOES BUFFALO BILL COVET?
GO NOW!
>> YOU WANT TO ADOPT A KITTEN?
>> WHERE'D YOU GET A KITTEN?
>> IT'S FROM MY DICK!
>> [ GASPS ] >> AGENT STARLING!
ARE YOU RETARDED, AGENT STARLING?
STOP LETTING MIGGS HIT YOU WITH HIS SPOOGE.
LOOK, BILL HATES HIS OWN IDENTITY AND HE THINKS THAT
MAKES HIM A TRANSSEXUAL.
GO NOW!
>> WANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK?
>> WELL, I LIKE MAGIC.
>> ABRACADABRA!
>> [ GAGS ] >> AGENT STARLING!
MIGGS MUST HAVE HORSE BALLS OR SOMETHING.
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.
LOOK, BUFFALO BILL WASN'T BORN A KILLER.
HE WAS MADE ONE THROUGH YEARS OF SYSTEMATIC ABUSE.
GO NOW!
AGENT STARLING!
THE EXIT IS RIGHT HERE.
I DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA CATCH THAT GUY.
>> YOU KNOW, MR. MAYOR, MORE THAN JUST CHILDREN CELEBRATE
HALLOWEEN.
SO THIS YEAR, WHY DON'T WE CATER OUR CELEBRATION TO ADULTS?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> ♪ WHEN YOU'RE A CHILD, HALLOWEEN IS SO SWEET ♪
♪ HAUNTED HOUSES, CANDY, AND TREATS ♪
♪ BUT AFTER YOU TURN 18, THERE'S A BRAND-NEW REASON FOR
HALLOWEEN ♪ ♪ THIS IS GROWN-UP HALLOWEEN,
THIS IS GROWN-UP HALLOWEEN ♪ ♪ GROWN-UP, GROWN-UP, HALLOWEEN,
HALLOWEEN ♪ >> ♪ I AM THE GIRL WHO'S DRESSED
LIKE A BEE ♪ >> ♪ THAT'S NOT A BEE, I'VE SEEN
A BEE ♪ >> ♪ I AM THE HERPES IN HER
UNDERWEAR, READY TO JUMP OUT AND GIVE YOU A SCARE ♪
>> ♪ POWERPUFF GIRLS DRINK FROM A FLASK SHARED BY A DOUCHE IN A
NIXON MASK ♪ >> ♪ I DON'T HAVE A CONDOM
ON ME ♪ >> ♪ FUCK IT, THIS IS
HALLOW[RETCHES] ♪ >> ♪ THIS IS GROWN-UP HALLOWEEN,
THIS IS GROWN-UP HALLOWEEN ♪ ♪ GROWN-UP, GROWN-UP,
HALLOWEEN ♪ >> ♪ HALLOWEEN
>> [ SCREAMS ] >> [ COOS ]
>> OUR BABY WILL BE SAFE NOW.
ON EARTH, HE'LL BE A GOD AMONGST MEN.
[ BEEPING, AIR HISSING ] >> TO THINK, YOU'VE FOUND A WAY
TO STOCK ENOUGH FOOD AND OXYGEN TO LAST HIS LONG JOURNEY.
>> I JUST SHOT A DEAD BABY INTO SPACE.
>> IN OTHER NEWS, A TOPOGRAPHICAL MAP OF ETERNIA
HAS FINALLY BEEN COMPLETED.
SNAKE MOUNTAIN IS THE TALLEST PEAK IN ETERNIA.
>> IT BETTER NOT BE.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] COME ON, MAN.
THERE'S CLIF BAR WRAPPERS EVERYWHERE NOW!
>> LITTERING IS EVIL, SKELETOR.
WE'RE EVIL. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
>> OHH, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE THIS DEBATE WITH YOU AGAIN,
EVIL-LYN.
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT CARTOON EVIL, NOT REAL-WORLD EVIL, WHICH
IS ESSENTIALLY A HEIGHTENED NARCISSISM.
>> PUT IT IN YOUR DISSERTATION, PROFESSOR.
>> WHA-- THERE ARE LAWS!
>> BRO, WE ARE GONNA SUMMIT THIS THING, DUDE.
>> HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE, DUDE.
MOTHERFUCKER! WHEN WE BLOW UP THE PEAK OF
SNAKE MOUNTAIN, IT WILL CEASE TO BE THE HIGHEST POINT IN ETERNIA.
>> THAT SEEMS LIKE CUTTING OFF YOUR NOSE TO SPITE YOUR FACE.
>> WELL, I'VE DONE THAT, TOO, AND I THINK THE RESULTS SPEAK
FOR THEMSELVES.
>> ♪ HE WAS BORN IN THE LAND OF AVION ♪
♪ WITH FEATHERS ON HIS ARMS ♪ AND A SWEET-ASS MANLY BEARD
RIGHT FROM YEAR ONE ♪ ♪ HIS MOTHER CALLED HIM
STRATOS ♪ ♪ HIS DAD CALLED HIM COLLECT
♪ AFTER NEVER COMING HOME FROM A BEER RUN ♪
♪ EACH CLOUD IS A CONFIDANT >> GET...OFF...MY...MOUNTAIN!
[ LAUGHS ] THERE! LIGHT THE FUSE.
[ FUSE SIZZLING ] "ONCE I'M A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY"
IS THE REST OF THAT SENTENCE!
MY ARM! IT'S STUCK!
>> ME TOO!
IT'S "127 HOURS," MAN.
WE'RE FRANCO-ED.
WE'RE FRANCO-ED!
>> WE'RE NOT CUTTING OFF OUR ARMS, JACKASS.
SOMEONE WILL FIND US.
>> YEAH, BUT IF WE WAIT TOO LONG, WE WON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH
TO CHEW THROUGH THE BONE AND TENDON.
>> YEAH, LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LESS "BEAST" AND A LITTLE MORE
"MAN."
[ YAWNS ] SON OF A BITCH!
HE-- WAIT, HE'S A HERO.
HE DID THIS FOR ME.
HE SACRIFICED HIS ARM SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO.
[ WHIMPERS ] OH, THAT STRATOS DOUCHE WAS
RIGHT.
THE SPIRIT OF THE MOUNTAIN -- WAIT, HEY, I HAVE TEAR DUCTS?
WELL, NOTHING TO DO BUT WAIT FOR BEAST-MAN TO BRING HELP.
>> WHERE'S SKELETOR?
>> [ FARTS ] >> [ GROANS ]
SOMETIMES YOU ARE TOO MUCH BEAST.
>> SO I'VE HEARD.
>> ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK
♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪
BA-GAWK! BAWK.
>> HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WOULD WORK?
>> I DIDN'T.
>> OH...
[ SMOOCHING ] >> UGH, THAT IS VILE!