1 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:04,904 ♪♪ 2 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:07,107 [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] 3 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:09,376 [ WHIRRING ] 4 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:13,012 ♪♪ 5 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:19,686 IT'S ALIVE! 6 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:22,856 ♪♪ 7 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:28,828 [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] 8 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:33,133 ♪♪ 9 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:36,169 [ BEEPING ] 10 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:40,673 OKAY, AAAHH!!! REAL MONSTERS, 11 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:43,676 GIVE ME THE BEST WAYS TO SCARE PEOPLE. 12 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:45,011 I HIDE UNDER THE BED. 13 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:47,180 I SPRING OUT OF CLOSETS. 14 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:51,117 I TICKLE CHILDREN'S BRAINS TO INDUCE NIGHTMARES. 15 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:54,387 NEW GIRL, HOW DO YOU SCARE PEOPLE? 16 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:57,891 I USE MISE EN SCèNE. 17 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,228 UH...WHAT? 18 00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:05,698 YOU KNOW, THE MOVING IMAGE, FILM. 19 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:09,135 YOU SCARE PEOPLE WITH... A MOVIE? 20 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:11,771 IT KILLS... EVERY TIME. 21 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:13,539 THAT'S SO STUPID. 22 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:16,843 IS 96% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES STUPID? 23 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,478 WOW, THAT REALLY IS A GOOD A SCORE! 24 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:19,813 I'VE GOT TO SEE THIS FLICK. 25 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:21,347 YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT. 26 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:24,517 AAAAH! WHAT IS THAT? 27 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:28,354 I SHOULD REALLY TRANSFER THIS TO DVD. 28 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:31,424 HULK DEMAND YOU REMOVE UNWARRANTED CHARGES 29 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:32,959 FROM HULK'S CABLE BILL! 30 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:36,095 HULK NOT ORDER "BEAN GOBBLERS" VOLUME 7 THROUGH 31 31 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:37,697 AND VOLUME 33 THROUGH 39! 32 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,732 [ Woman speaks indistinctly ] 33 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:41,134 WHAT?! [ Speaks indistinctly ] 34 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:42,402 YOU -- YOU BELIEVE HULK?! 35 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:43,402 [ Speaks indistinctly ] 36 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:46,239 UH...THANK YOU. 37 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:49,209 HULK SORRY HULK YELLED. 38 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,711 ♪♪ 39 00:01:52,078 --> 00:01:53,246 AAAAH! WHAT?! 40 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:54,646 WHAT IS IT?! WHAT IS IT?! 41 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:55,914 OH, MY GOSH! A SPIDER! 42 00:01:55,982 --> 00:01:58,585 JESUS, RAMONA, I THOUGHT YOU BROKE YOUR LEG OR SOMETHING. 43 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:01,721 WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE SCREAM LIKE THAT OVER A STUPID -- 44 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,991 [ BOTH SCREAMING ] 45 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:08,161 MA-- MATTHEW? 46 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:10,229 [ Distorted ] MATTHEW IS NO MORE. 47 00:02:10,295 --> 00:02:12,332 I HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF HIS BRAIN. 48 00:02:12,398 --> 00:02:13,233 NO! 49 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,368 RAMONA, WATCH THIS. 50 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:17,070 NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! 51 00:02:17,136 --> 00:02:19,672 THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY. NOW TWERK. 52 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:21,040 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ] 53 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:24,310 YES, PLEASE. 54 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:31,050 HI, I'M THE GRIZZLY MAN, AND I LOVE BEARS. 55 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:33,686 HI, BEAR! [ GROWLS ] 56 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:35,221 BACK AT YOU! 57 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:38,224 EVER SINCE I WATCHED YOGI BEAR CARTOONS AS A CHILD, 58 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:41,094 I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH PUTTING MYSELF COSTUMES ON BEARS. 59 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,496 [ GROWLS ] GOOD LUCK PULLING THAT HAT OFF. 60 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:45,064 I STAPLED IT ON. [ LAUGHS ] 61 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:46,065 DON'T WORRY. 62 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:47,400 ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, 63 00:02:47,466 --> 00:02:49,668 BEARS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS IN THEIR SKULLS. 64 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:51,971 AW, DOESN'T BOO-BOO LOOK CHARMING, 65 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:53,805 JUST LIKE A LITTLE URKEL. 66 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:55,041 [ BEARS GROWLING ] 67 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,410 OH, MY GOD, IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING. 68 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:59,579 THEY'RE JUMPING ME IN. 69 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:02,215 I'M GONNA BE A FULL-FLEDGED BEAR! 70 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:04,684 YIPPEE! [ GROWLING CONTINUES ] 71 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:05,985 AAAAAH! 72 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,021 [ SCREAMING ] 73 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:10,123 OH, MY SKULL! 74 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:13,159 [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 75 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:17,030 YOU GONNA LEARN WHAT HAPPENS TO CLOWNS WHO TRY TO RUN! 76 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:19,132 YOU, I WANT YOU TO DO IT! 77 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:20,833 I'D RATHER YOU DO IT. 78 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:24,603 [ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ] 79 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:29,409 [ SOBBING ] 80 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:32,679 AAH, THIS IS GONNA STAIN. 81 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,081 [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] 82 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:41,821 HI, SAMARA, THIS IS BOB DOWN AT VIDEO TRANSFER HOUSE. 83 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,390 YOUR DVD COPIES WILL BE READY FOR PICK-UP THIS AFTERNOON. 84 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:46,726 SAMARA: Seven days. 85 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:49,629 UH, NO, I SAID TODAY. 86 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:52,365 THEY'LL BE READY TODAY. 87 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:53,466 [ SCREAMS ] 88 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:56,135 I DECIDED TO PICK THEM UP NOW. 89 00:03:56,202 --> 00:04:00,406 I THREW IN A DIGITAL COPY FOR FREE. 90 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:01,874 [ GROANS ] 91 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:03,443 THANK YOU. 92 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:08,181 WE USED TO SAY THAT ECCENTRIC, SPIRITED PEOPLE 93 00:04:08,247 --> 00:04:11,718 SUCH AS YOURSELF WERE JUST SILLY, PERHAPS IMMATURE, 94 00:04:11,784 --> 00:04:13,686 OR, SHALL WE SAY, GOOFY. 95 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,855 [ LAUGHS ] YEAH! 96 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,024 BUT NOW WE KNOW IT'S AUTISM. 97 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,358 GARSH! 98 00:04:21,226 --> 00:04:23,463 HEY! 99 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:25,932 [ APPLAUSE ] RALPH, STOP JUGGLING KNIVES. 100 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:29,068 MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE A FUTURE, BUT I'M GONNA DIRECT MOVIES. 101 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:30,637 OR LOSE ALL OF YOUR HAIR. 102 00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:32,205 OR LOSE ALL OF MY -- HEY! 103 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:33,439 AAH! 104 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:35,408 OH, GOD! RALPH! NO! 105 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:37,744 NEVER FEAR, THE FONZ IS HERE. 106 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:40,313 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HE'S DEAD, FONZ. 107 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:41,881 BUT I CAN TURN WOMEN ON. 108 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,549 I CAN TURN THE JUKEBOX ON. 109 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,886 I CAN TURN THINGS ON. 110 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:47,887 [ APPLAUSE ] 111 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,023 AH! HEY! 112 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:51,924 [ SNARLS ] 113 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:55,461 WHOA! LOOKS LIKE I WAS R-R-R-R-- 114 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:56,663 R-R-R-R-- 115 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:58,231 I FUCKED UP. 116 00:04:58,297 --> 00:05:00,500 [ SCREAMS ] AAAH! 117 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,236 [ ALL SNARLING ] 118 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:06,339 I'LL CALM THEM DOWN WITH MY GORGEOUS SINGING VOICE. 119 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,340 ♪ WHO'S MY BABY 120 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:08,541 [ GROWLS ] 121 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:10,743 FONZIE, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 122 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:11,878 I TURN THINGS ON. 123 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:13,980 I NEVER TRIED TURNING THEM OFF. 124 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,682 WE'RE GONNA DIE, FONZ! 125 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:19,285 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] OH, YOU'RE SHARK BAIT. 126 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:23,790 [ GROWLING, SNARLING ] 127 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:24,857 [ APPLAUSE ] 128 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:27,660 FONZ, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TURN ME OFF. 129 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:29,262 [ AUDIENCE AWWS ] BUT I L-- 130 00:05:29,328 --> 00:05:30,296 I L-L-L-L-- 131 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:31,798 [ Voice breaking ] TURN ME OFF, FONZIE. 132 00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:32,799 [ SOBS ] 133 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:34,033 [ GAGS ] 134 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,703 I L-L-L-- LOVE YOU. [ SOBS ] 135 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:38,738 [ LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE ] 136 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:44,210 ♪ I AM THE SOAP, YOU RUB ME ALL OVER YOUR SKIN ♪ 137 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:47,547 ♪ TOUCH YOUR FACE AND ALSO YOUR BUTT ♪ 138 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:50,550 ♪ LICK, LICK, LICK, LICK, LICK, LICK ♪ 139 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:52,819 [ MOANING ] 140 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,888 HEAR YE! HEAR YE! 141 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:57,457 BELL FOR SALE! 142 00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:58,658 TWO BUCKS! 143 00:05:58,725 --> 00:05:59,892 AND SOLD. 144 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:02,061 DID YOU SEE THAT CAT RIDE THAT ROOMBA? 145 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:04,163 THE INTERNET'S REALLY FULFILLED ITS PROMISES 146 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:05,665 OF TRANSFORMATIVE TECHNOLOGY! 147 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,333 EH, SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSHOLE. 148 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,569 HEY, WHAT'S THIS? 149 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:12,004 [ EERIE MUSIC PLAYING ] 150 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:14,307 BORING! BORING! 151 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:15,842 [ CAT MEOWS ] 152 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:17,443 [ BOTH LAUGH, CELLPHONE RINGS ] 153 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,779 HELLO? SAMARA: Keep watching the video. 154 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:22,014 WHO IS THIS? WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE, THE NSA? 155 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:23,916 It's a high-quality DVD transfer. 156 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:26,018 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DICK-FART? 157 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:28,254 Watch it... and die in seven days! 158 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:31,891 LOOK, YOU'RE STUPID, AND YOUR STUPID VIDEO IS STUPID! 159 00:06:31,957 --> 00:06:35,328 I'M GONNA GIVE IT A THUMBS-DOWN SO NOBODY WATCHES. 160 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:36,329 Don't! 161 00:06:36,395 --> 00:06:38,231 I need the ad-sharing money! 162 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:39,732 WHO WAS THAT? IT WAS YOUR MOM. 163 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:42,235 SHE SAID HER MOUTH FELT LONELY WITHOUT MY COCK IN IT. 164 00:06:42,301 --> 00:06:44,370 OH, DID SHE SAY WHAT TIME SHE'S PICKING ME UP? 165 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:45,538 [ BOTH SCREAM ] 166 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:47,673 [ CAT YOWLS ] 167 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,675 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] AHH! 168 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:52,512 WOW, ANOTHER NIGHT OF SUPERHEROES 169 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:54,380 AND SEXUALIZING TEENAGERS! 170 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:57,049 I WISH I WAS ON THE C.W. 171 00:06:57,116 --> 00:06:59,719 THAT WOULD BE SO COOL. 172 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:02,488 SO COOL. 173 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:05,158 I MIGHT WANT TO SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT POTENTIAL NARCOLEPSY. 174 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:06,259 [ SNORES ] 175 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:10,396 WOW, THE ARSENAL COSTUME. 176 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:13,132 [ GASPS ] I MUST BE ON "ARROW"! 177 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:16,202 AND THERE'S THE STAR OF "ARROW", THE ARROW! 178 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,504 ARSENAL, STICK TO THE MISSION. 179 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:22,008 WE NEED TO TAKE OUT THOSE GUARDS IF WE'RE GONNA RESCUE FELICITY. 180 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:23,142 COOL, SO IS THIS SEASON ONE, 181 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:24,777 WHERE YOU KILL EVERY MOTHER FUCKER WITH A PULSE? 182 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:25,912 OR SEASON TWO OR THREE, 183 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:27,313 WHERE YOU JUST GIVE PEOPLE CRIPPLING INJURIES 184 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,648 THAT WILL MAKE EVERY DAY OF THE REST OF THEIR LIVES 185 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:29,682 A HELL ON EARTH? 186 00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:31,450 I'M NOT A KILLER. I KNOW THAT NOW. 187 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:33,686 GOT IT -- INJURIES, HELL ON EARTH, ET CETERA. 188 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,988 NONLETHAL, NONLETHAL -- ZING! 189 00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:37,390 AH! WHOOPS. 190 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:39,091 OKAY, I CAN DO THIS. ZING! 191 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:41,527 AH! I SAID NO KILLING! 192 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:44,063 HENCHMEN EYES ARE LIKE ARROW MAGNETS. 193 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,498 I GOT THIS. ZING! 194 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:46,499 OW! 195 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:47,500 YES! 196 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,135 CONSIDER HIM INCAPACITATED. 197 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:52,004 OH, MY GOD! MY FEMORAL ARTERY! 198 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:54,307 BOY, THE HUMAN BODY IS COMPLICATED. 199 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:57,777 WHERE AM I? WHAT -- WHAT SHOW AM I ON? 200 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:59,545 [ GASPS ] IS "THE 100"? 201 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:01,180 VINCENT, IS THAT YOU? 202 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:02,181 OH, MY GOSH. 203 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:03,816 I MUST BE ON "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST". 204 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,985 HELLO THERE, BELLE. 205 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:07,553 BELLE? I AM CAT! 206 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:10,923 CAT, BELLE, ALL THAT MATTERS IS I LOVE YOU. 207 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:14,160 I LOVE YOU, TOO. EVER SINCE I FIRST MET YOU. 208 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,828 AND WE SANG THAT SONG WITH THAT TEAPOT. 209 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:17,763 AND YOU SAVED ME FROM THE MURDERERS 210 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,265 WHO BUTCHERED MY PARENTS. 211 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,167 WHOA. OH, NO! YOU'RE CHANGING! 212 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:24,937 UH, YES, THE LAST PETAL OF THE MAGIC ROSE... 213 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,306 WAS THAT THE CODENAME OF THE DNA SUPERSOLDIER PROGRAM 214 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:28,875 IN AFGHANISTAN THAT MUTATED YOU? 215 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:30,476 WOW, THIS SHOW KIND OF KICKS ASS. 216 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:32,678 YOU'RE TURNING INTO THAT HORRIBLE MONSTER AGAIN! 217 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:33,813 THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME! 218 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,749 [ GROANS ] 219 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:40,453 WELL, THIS SEEMS LIKE A REALLY LIVEABLE AFFLICTION. 220 00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:43,456 OH, RAVISH ME, YOU MONSTER! 221 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:46,259 SIRI, REMIND ME TO DVR THE HELL OUT OF "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST". 222 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:50,496 OH, COME ON. OBEASTUS INTERRUPTUS. 223 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,198 S.T.A.R. LABS? 224 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,967 OH, MY GOSH. I'M ON "THE FLASH". 225 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,470 OH, MY GOSH. I AM THE FLASH! 226 00:08:57,536 --> 00:08:58,604 OH, MY GOSH. 227 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:01,107 IT'S ED FROM "ED"! WHAT? 228 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,909 NO, BARRY, IT'S ME. 229 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:04,477 DR. HARRISON WELLS. 230 00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:07,179 LISTEN, YOU NEED TO FOCUS YOUR SPEED IN ORDER TO -- 231 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,382 BANK ROBBERY AT THE CORNER OF PEREZ AND WOLFMAN. 232 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:11,684 IT'S NEXT TO JIM LEE BOULEVARD. 233 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,953 YES, NERD UNITE! 234 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,989 THIS IS AWESOME! WAIT, WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING? 235 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,457 I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THIS CITY BEFORE. 236 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:19,659 I THINK I WANT THE 101 NORTH, 237 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,762 BUT THAT ON-RAMP SAID 101 EAST AND 101 WEST. 238 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,664 IS 101 NORTH ALSO 101 WEST? 239 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,299 WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT? 240 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:30,069 WHOA. I DID NOT WANT THE 101 WEST. 241 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:33,172 YES! THE FLASH IS HERE TO S-- 242 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,640 OKAY, I MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE. 243 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:35,641 Barry! 244 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,176 Barry, did you stop the robbery? 245 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,312 [ CHUCKLES ] FALSE ALARM. 246 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:40,947 YOU'RE STILL TOO FAT! 247 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:44,383 BUT ALL I DO IS SMOKE CIGARETTES AND DRINK CHOCOLATE IPECAC. 248 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,552 I'M SORRY, BUT YOU ARE NO LONGER IN THE RUNNING 249 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:48,087 TO BE AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL. 250 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,689 JUST POINT ME TO THE NEAREST ARBY'S. 251 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,124 MY STOMACH IS LIKE [GROWLS]. 252 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:55,861 HEY, I WONDER WHAT SHOW I'M GOING TO BE ON NEXT. 253 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,698 OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO, THAT SOUNDS SEXY. 254 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:01,033 OH, MY GOSH. I'M PREGNANT? 255 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,035 YOU'RE ACTUALLY WELL INTO YOUR THIRD TRIMESTER. 256 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,504 BUT I CAN'T BE PREGNANT. I'M A VIRGIN! 257 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:06,605 WE CAN FIX THAT. 258 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,140 [ CLOCK TICKING ] 259 00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:09,241 THERE WE GO. 260 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:11,377 I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT PREGNANT. 261 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,511 I'M A DUDE! 262 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,480 SORRY, I DON'T TALK TO SLUTS. 263 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,982 [ SNORTS ] HUH? 264 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:19,752 WOW, I JUST HAD THE MOST AMAZING DREAM... 265 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:23,055 AND YOU WERE THERE AND YOU AND YOU. 266 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,156 YES. 267 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:26,225 WE'VE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR HALF AN HOUR. 268 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,060 THIS IS ACTUALLY YOUR MAKE-A-WISH VISIT. 269 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,228 WHAT? 270 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,364 AWW, DANG IT. 271 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:32,398 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 272 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,733 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 273 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,735 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 274 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:36,902 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 275 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,237 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 276 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,072 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 277 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,073 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 278 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,408 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 279 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,410 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 280 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,645 BA-GAWK! BAWK. 281 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:51,484 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ]