1 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:05,238 [ SCANNER WHIRRING ] 2 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:07,240 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ] 3 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:09,275 [ WHIRRING ] 4 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:19,886 IT'S ALIVE! 5 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:21,921 [ THEME MUSIC CONTINUES ] 6 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:29,562 [ LIGHTNING CRASHES ] 7 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:41,808 HERE ME, XANATOS, YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR, 8 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,910 AND, TOMORROW, I WILL END YOU! 9 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:46,379 GOLIATH IS COMING FOR YOU! 10 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:50,717 ONE MORE STONE SLEEP AND THEN MY FURY WILL BE UNLEASHED. 11 00:00:52,318 --> 00:00:54,254 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 12 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,256 [ COOING ] 13 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:58,291 [ FARTING ] 14 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:12,605 HEY, GOLIATH! 15 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:14,874 IT'S ME, XANATOS! 16 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:16,142 HYAH! 17 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:19,379 [ LAUGHS ] WELL, THAT WAS EASIER THAN I -- 18 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:20,613 [ GRUNTS ] FUCK 19 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,615 [ SCREAMS ] 20 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:25,118 [ CHIME ] 21 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:27,152 [ WHISTLING ] 22 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,693 [ CHIME ] 23 00:01:33,759 --> 00:01:37,263 [ WHISTLE ] 24 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:39,432 OH, I KNEW THAT WAS A BAD IDEA. 25 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:41,000 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT WILL WIN HER HEART? 26 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:42,836 OPEN TRADE RELATIONS WITH CHINA. 27 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:46,673 NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TRADE RELATIONS WITH CHINA, DICK! 28 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:47,841 I HAVE A HUGE SURPRISE. 29 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:48,975 SO DO I! 30 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,910 -OKAY, YOU FIRST! -NO, YOU FIRST. 31 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:52,745 OKAY, TOGETHER -- ON THE COUNT OF THREE. 32 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:54,981 ONE, TWO, THREE! 33 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,883 I'M PREGNANT. -I LIKE TO EAT BABIES! 34 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,352 -OH, MY GOD! -THAT'S FANTASTIC! 35 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,287 ♪♪ 36 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:03,556 HUH? BUT IF I WORE THAT HAT TO WORK, THEN -- 37 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,558 [ GASPS ] OH, NO! MY HABERDASHER! 38 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,761 HELLO, THIS MESSAGE IS FOR BRIAN "ODDJOB" KIMORA. 39 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:11,664 IT'S AL WOODLEY, DOWN AT WEST END HABERDASHERY. 40 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:13,867 SO, FIRST OF ALL, FUCK YOU. 41 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:15,768 WANTED TO GET THAT ONE OUT OF THE WAY 42 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,136 BEFORE I DIED OF BLOOD LOSS. 43 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:19,204 SECOND OF ALL, YOUR HAT WILL BE READY 44 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:21,474 FOR PICKUP AFTER 3:00 P.M. ON THURSDAY. 45 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:23,009 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 46 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:27,714 [ ROARING ] Man: GODZILLA'S DESTROYING OUR CITY! 47 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:29,749 OH, HE'S SO ANGRY AND VIOLENT! 48 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:30,750 WHY?! 49 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,752 [ ROARING ] 50 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,154 SHARK ATTACK! 51 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:37,724 ANOTHER LONELY NIGHT FOR DOCTOR MANHATTAN. 52 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,158 ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS LEAVE ME 53 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:41,928 BECAUSE MY EXPOSED PENIS MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE... 54 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,897 AND I GIVE THEM CANCER. 55 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:45,265 [ SLURPING ] 56 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,901 LATER, I WILL URINATE THIS SODA OUT OF MY PENIS HOLE. 57 00:02:47,966 --> 00:02:50,737 THE FUTURE IS THE PAST AND THE PRESENT ALL AT ONCE. 58 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:53,740 WE WANT PLEASE TO HAVE THREE ORANGE SODAS! 59 00:02:53,805 --> 00:02:55,808 AND THE VICKS VapoRub TO MAKE MY BODY 60 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,810 FEEL LIKE A GIANT MENTHOL CIGARETTE. 61 00:02:57,877 --> 00:03:00,613 SORRY, WE DON'T CARRY VapoRub. 62 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,248 WHOA! 63 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,450 MANY THANKS, HUGE GLOW STICK! 64 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,786 WE IS GOING TO PARTY NOW. YOU COME? 65 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:10,256 THOUGH TIME IS SHAPELESS, 3:00 A.M. SEEMS LATE TO GO OUT. 66 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:11,457 NO, IS EARLY! 67 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,293 WE ARE ALWAYS PARTYING! 68 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:16,029 WE ARE NEVER NOT PARTYING! 69 00:03:16,095 --> 00:03:17,764 [ TECHNO PLAYING ] 70 00:03:17,829 --> 00:03:19,799 [ SNIFFING ] 71 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:23,469 [ TECHNO CONTINUES ] 72 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,505 [ CHEERING ] 73 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:34,647 [ SCREAMS ] 74 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,649 [ CHEERING ] 75 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,685 [ TECHNO CONTINUES ] 76 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:48,795 OH, MY GOSH, IS SO MUCH FUN LAST NIGHT. 77 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:50,663 WE IS TIME FOR BREAKFAST MIMOSAS? 78 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:54,033 NO, WE IS TIME FOR YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY APARTMENT. 79 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:57,136 YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAD STRAIGHT TO CHEMOTHERAPY. 80 00:03:57,203 --> 00:04:00,006 THIS IS A CARJACKING! 81 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,008 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 82 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,043 OH, MAN! 83 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:07,213 DID THAT GUY PICK THE WRONG CAR. 84 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:11,484 -DO YOU THINK HE BOUGHT IT? -SHUT UP AND KISS ME! 85 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:13,119 [ SMOOCHING ] 86 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,721 THEY BOUGHT IT. 87 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:16,990 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE 88 00:04:17,055 --> 00:04:18,391 TO FEEL A HUMAN INSIDE ME. 89 00:04:18,457 --> 00:04:19,826 STEP ON MY PEDAL. 90 00:04:19,892 --> 00:04:21,594 WOW, OH, WOW! 91 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:24,297 [ INTERCOM CHIMES ] Pilot: UH, FOLKS, IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION 92 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:26,633 WE HAVE A PASSENGER ABOARD WITH A PEANUT ALLERGY, 93 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:29,402 SO DUE TO F.A.A. REGULATIONS, 94 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:31,804 WE HAD TO DUMP ALL PEANUTS FROM THE PLANE. 95 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:35,074 WHICH IS HIGHLY UNFORTUNATE FOR ALL OF YOU. 96 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:38,244 THIS IS CAPTAIN MR. PEANUT SIGNING OFF. 97 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,013 WHOO! 98 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:43,349 YAHOO! 99 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:44,951 OH, MY MONOCLE! 100 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,222 UGH, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?! 101 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:52,358 I AM KUATO, MR. QUAID. 102 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,894 YOU LOOK LIKE THAT BABY THAT GOT EATEN BY THAT GUY 103 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,030 AND YOU'RE TRYING TO PUSH YOUR WAY OUT OF HIS STOMACH! 104 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:59,832 THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED AT ALL. 105 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:02,869 UGH, WHY ARE YOU ALL SLIMY?! DO YOU HAVE A COLD OR SOMETHING? 106 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:05,972 I DO NOT HAVE A COLD, MR. QUAID. 107 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,707 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN WIPING YOUR NOSE 108 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:08,908 WITH YOUR LITTLE BABY ARMS 109 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,576 AND THEN SMEARING IT ALL OVER YOUR BODY. 110 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:13,212 TAKE MY HANDS, MR. QUAID. 111 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:14,580 [ SQUISH ] UGH! 112 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,849 IT'S ALL GOOEY, AND IT SMELLS! 113 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:18,751 IT DOES NOT SMELL! 114 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:21,154 UGH, NOW IT SMELLS LIKE IT'S SMELLY! 115 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:24,123 [ GRUNTING ] OH, NO! 116 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:25,792 Man: [ British accent ] THE WORLD'S MOST EFFICIENT 117 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:28,928 PREDATORS CALL THE OCEAN THEIR HOME -- 118 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,663 THE ORCA, 119 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,598 THE GIANT SQUID, 120 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:36,969 AND OF COURSE, THE DREADED KNIFE SHARK. 121 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:39,505 THE KNIFE SHARK IS AN EFFICIENT KILLER. 122 00:05:39,572 --> 00:05:42,642 WHEN HE KILLS HIS PREY, HE REMOVES EVERYTHING OF VALUE. 123 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:47,046 THE KNIFE SHARK WILL ADAPT TO HIS PREY'S OCCUPATION 124 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:49,348 AND WILL RISE WITHIN THE RANKS 125 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:52,485 OF HIS PREY'S REAL ESTATE DEVELOPMENT FIRM. 126 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:57,123 THE KNIFE SHARK WILL MATE WITH HIS PREY'S WIFE. 127 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:00,993 THE KNIFE SHARK WILL GO SHOPPING FOR A NEW VACUUM CLEANER, 128 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:03,763 BUT WILL NOT SIGN UP FOR A COUPLES' COOKING CLASS. 129 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:08,101 THE KNIFE SHARK HAS ALREADY GIVEN UP HALF HIS SATURDAY. 130 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:12,004 THE KNIFE SHARK WILL ULTIMATELY NOT HOLD HIS MARRIAGE TOGETHER, 131 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:16,008 DESPITE MONTHS OF COUPLES COUNSELING. 132 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:17,710 [ SCREAMS ] 133 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:19,746 [ BOTH ROARING ] 134 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:26,252 [ BOTH WHINING ] 135 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,688 TINKER BELL, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! 136 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,356 HUH? WHO ARE YOU? 137 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:31,824 MY NAME IS PINKER BELL. 138 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,359 I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND. 139 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:36,095 BUT I ALREADY HAVE A BEST FRIEND -- TINKER BELL. 140 00:06:36,162 --> 00:06:38,831 YES, BUT I'LL LET YOU PUT IT IN MY... 141 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,433 [ WHISPERING ] UH! 142 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,568 OH, PINKER BELL IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND. 143 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:43,936 SORRY, TINKER BELL. 144 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:45,505 AND WHO ARE YOU? 145 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:48,441 MY NAME IS STINKER BELL, AND I'LL LET YOU... 146 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,443 [ WHISPERING ] STINKER BELL WINS! 147 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:53,446 WELL, YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT. 148 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:55,081 ♪♪ 149 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,549 [ FIRE CRACKLING ] 150 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:59,852 OH, NO, THE TWIN OAK TREE HOUSES! 151 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,120 WHAT HAPPENED? 152 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,789 NO TIME FOR THAT NOW. 153 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:04,457 WE GOT TO RESCUE THOSE PETS! 154 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:05,391 MARSHAL! 155 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:06,425 [ BARKS ] 156 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:07,760 OH, NO! LOOK! 157 00:07:10,329 --> 00:07:11,297 I'VE GOT YOU! 158 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,699 YOU'VE GOT ME. WHO'S GOT YOU? 159 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:15,935 OH, YOU HAVE A JET PACK. THAT ANSWERS THAT. 160 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:17,170 OH, NO! 161 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,410 GOLLY, HOW DID THE TREE HOUSE CATCH FIRE? 162 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,546 IT WAS...THAT CAT! 163 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:30,116 [ GROWLS ] 164 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,851 WHY DO THEY HATE US SO MUCH? 165 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,152 WHY?! 166 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,188 RUBBLE, YOU BUILT THOSE TREE HOUSES. 167 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:36,889 ARE YOU SURE THEY'LL HOLD TOGETHER 168 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,491 UNTIL WE CAN RESCUE THOSE PETS? 169 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,659 I'D BET MY LIFE ON IT, RYDER. 170 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:43,162 [ CRACKING ] 171 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,631 OH, NO! MARSHAL, CHASE! 172 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:47,800 RUBBLE ON THE DOUBLE. 173 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:52,972 NO! 174 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:55,575 [ HOWLING ] 175 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,945 [ MEOWS ] PAW PATROL IS ON A ROLL, MOTHER-[BLEEP]! 176 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:00,413 [ GUNFIRE ] 177 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:04,550 ♪♪ 178 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:06,385 YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART IS? 179 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:09,222 -WHAT'S THAT? -CATS HATE WATER. 180 00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:12,859 [ LAUGHTER ] 181 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:14,627 GOOD JOB SOLVING THE MYSTERY 182 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:16,629 OF THE ABANDONED SHIPPING FACTORY, GANG. 183 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:19,432 THE GRAY GHOST WAS JUST A GUY IN A COSTUME. 184 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:21,701 I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 185 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,302 SO WHERE TO NEXT, GANG? 186 00:08:23,369 --> 00:08:25,705 WELL, THERE'S THE DESERTED AMUSEMENT PARK, 187 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:28,274 AN OLD VACANT MANSION, AN ABANDONED WAREHOUSE, 188 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,610 AN ABANDONED HOTEL, A SHUTTERED HOSPITAL, 189 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:33,946 AND ANOTHER ABANDONED HOTEL. 190 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:37,650 THE ECONOMY ISN'T GETTING BETTER, IS IT? 191 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:40,019 YOU'VE BEEN IMPLANTED WITH A DEVICE, PICARD. 192 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:43,522 ANSWER INCORRECTLY, AND YOU WILL FEEL UNIMAGINABLE PAIN. 193 00:08:43,588 --> 00:08:44,724 WHY AM I NAKED?! 194 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:47,526 -YOU HAVE A NICE ASS AND DICK. -FAIR ENOUGH. 195 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:49,495 HOW MANY LIGHTS DO YOU SEE? 196 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:50,930 THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS. 197 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,865 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] [ SCREAMS ] 198 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:55,101 HOW MANY LIGHTS DO YOU SEE? 199 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:56,736 [ GROANS ] 200 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:57,803 FIVE LIGHTS! 201 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:58,871 [ BELL DINGS ] CORRECT. 202 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:01,607 WHICH FAMOUS PLAYWRIGHT WROTE "MACBETH"? 203 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:02,975 SHAKESPE-- UH, UM... 204 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,310 TYLER PERRY? 205 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,912 CONGRATULATIONS! 206 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:09,916 YOU JUST WON A BRAND-NEW 2016 FORD FUSION! 207 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:11,951 [ CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING ] [ HORN HONKS ] 208 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:16,122 Man: AND NOW THE KARMA SUTRA, BROUGHT TO YOU 209 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:20,593 BY EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SINGER OF LISTS, YAKKO WARNER. 210 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,628 [ POLKA MUSIC PLAYS ] 211 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:39,912 ♪♪ 212 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,586 ♪ ...BLACK CHERRY'S ON MY MENU... ♪ 213 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,697 [ GASPING ] 214 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,365 HOLY SHIT, THERE'S MORE!? 215 00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:11,477 ♪ THERE'S NOTHING THAT'S CALLED THE JURASSIC ♪ 216 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,145 ♪ BUT THERE'S LAWYER ON TOILET AND CRUNCH ♪ 217 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:15,014 [ SCREAMS ] 218 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,388 ♪ ...ANAL INVADER NAMED CHIP 219 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,998 [ GASPS ] OH, GOD! 220 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,368 ♪ WE'RE GOING FROM WARMER TO HOT ♪ 221 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,704 ♪ LET'S TRY THESE POSITIONS ON DOT ♪ 222 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:40,339 UH, WHAT?! 223 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,375 [ CLUCKING THEME SONG ] 224 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,454 BA-GOK! BOK. 225 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,625 LET'S TRY THE FRIDGE SPLITTER AGAIN! 226 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:00,960 OH, GOD! 227 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,962 [ MONKEY COOING ] 228 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,997 [ CHIRP, SLAP ] 229 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,835 ♪♪