1 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:04,971 [ WHIRRING ] 2 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:07,073 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ] 3 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,544 [ WHIRRING ] 4 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,819 Man: IT'S ALIVE! 5 00:00:27,794 --> 00:00:29,829 [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] 6 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:39,272 OKAY, TEAM. 7 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,374 LET'S RECYCLE THIS WALKING TRASH HEAP. 8 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:43,710 [ UP-TEMPO METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 9 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:45,011 Man: UH, WHAT IS SRI LANKA? 10 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:46,746 Man #2: CORRECT. OH, I KNEW THAT! 11 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:48,348 THEN WHY'D YOU SAY SINGAPORE? 12 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:50,617 WATCH OUT, TEAM. HE'S A FEISTY ONE. 13 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:52,185 OH! 14 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:54,254 [ ROARING ] 15 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,355 [ THUD ] 16 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:56,556 HERB, WHAT IS IT?! 17 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:59,159 I DON'T KNOW, GLYNNIS. REMINDS ME OF NAM. 18 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:00,560 IT'S ALL DEWY. 19 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:02,295 SMELLS LIKE KIMCHI. 20 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:03,129 [ FART! ] 21 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:04,931 LOOK, GLYNNIS! A CAVE! 22 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,367 [ DISTANT ROARING ] IT'S VERY HUMID IN HERE. 23 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:08,501 WELL, I DON'T CARE! 24 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,670 YOU KNOW, I'VE REALIZED SOMETHING, GLYNNIS. 25 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,605 I HAVEN'T FELT THIS ALIVE IN YEARS! 26 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:15,041 OH, I FEEL IT, TOO, SUGAR BUMPS. 27 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:16,976 [ THUD ] THE FLASHLIGHT! 28 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:18,978 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 29 00:01:19,045 --> 00:01:20,146 WELL, WHAT NOW, HERB? 30 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:21,581 WELL, I BROUGHT MY LIGHTER. 31 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:22,982 [ FART! ] [ WHOOSH! ] 32 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:25,485 [ WHISTLE! ] 33 00:01:25,551 --> 00:01:26,886 [ CRASH IN DISTANCE ] 34 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:28,755 [ SOMBER ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS ] OH, KELLY, 35 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,423 I-I'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS. 36 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:31,925 THANK YOU, MR. GREENFIELD. 37 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:34,694 FORGIVE ME, BUT I NEVER GOT A STRAIGHT ANSWER. 38 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,597 EXACTLY HOW DID HERB AND GLYNNIS PASS AWAY? 39 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:39,199 [ SIGHS ] WELL, BEST AS WE CAN TELL, 40 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:40,733 THEY WERE EXPLORING THE ANAL CAVITY 41 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,001 OF A 12-STORY MOSS MONSTER 42 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:43,837 WHEN THEY ACCIDENTALLY IGNITED A METHANE POCKET. 43 00:01:43,902 --> 00:01:45,104 THEY HAD TO DIG THEM 44 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:47,640 OUT OF THE SIDE OF A GRADE SCHOOL TWO MILES AWAY. 45 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:49,075 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 46 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,376 I CAN'T TELL WHETHER YOU'RE KIDDING. 47 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,878 REALLY, DUDE? 48 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,783 OOH. NICE CAR. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? IT'S THE MACH 5. 49 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,218 -HOW FAST CAN IT GO? -IT CAN GO FAST. 50 00:01:58,283 --> 00:01:59,586 -CAN IT GO MACH 5? -IT CANNOT. 51 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,087 YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR CAR THE HORSESHIT LIE. 52 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:02,522 D-- HUH? [ WHIR! ] 53 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,859 WAIT. WHAT? 54 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:08,595 [ DIALING ] 55 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:10,997 Man: Thank you for calling Bank of America. 56 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:12,165 Press 1 for English. 57 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:14,133 Para español, presione número dos. 58 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,034 [ Beep ] 59 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:17,170 For accounts, press or say 1. 60 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:18,271 1. 61 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:19,839 For customer service, press or say 2. 62 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:21,040 1. 63 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:22,876 For money management, please press 3. 1! 64 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:24,677 To repeat this menu -- 1! 65 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:26,179 For accounts -- AH! 66 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:28,581 For billing, press or say 2. 67 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:31,184 I JUST PRESSED -- OH, MY G-- REPRESENTATIVE. 68 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:32,485 To hear this menu again -- 69 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:33,953 REPRESENTATIVE. 70 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:36,523 Did you say "representative"? YES! 71 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:38,558 [ Ringing ] [ Tone plays ] 72 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:41,127 All of our representatives are helping other customers. 73 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:42,462 Please stay on the line. 74 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:45,465 Your current wait time is [Mechanically] 87 minutes. 75 00:02:45,531 --> 00:02:47,166 FUCK THIS. 76 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:48,234 [ ANGELIC CHOIR VOCALIZES ] 77 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,570 MY WAIT TIME WAS 87 MINUTES, BRIAN. 78 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:53,773 LOOK, ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS THAT THAT SWEDISH "MINECRAFT" PUNK 79 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,475 ACTUALLY DOES HAVE MORE MONEY THAN ME. 80 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:56,609 [ Nasally ] UH, NOPE. 81 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,511 WHEW! THAT'S A RELIEF. 82 00:02:58,578 --> 00:02:59,478 [ Chuckling ] I WAS, UH -- 83 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:00,980 OH, OH, OHH! [ FARTING ] 84 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:02,248 OHH! OHH! 85 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,117 D'OH, GOD. ANYWAY, THANKS. 86 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:05,852 [ BOING! ] [ ANGELIC CHOIR VOCALIZES ] 87 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,820 [ SIGHS HEAVILY ] 88 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:09,923 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 89 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:13,393 IT'S OVER, ANAKIN! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND! 90 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:15,461 YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER. 91 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,329 DON'T TRY IT. HIGH GROUND! 92 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:18,698 AAH! 93 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,434 AAH! 94 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,836 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM! 95 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:24,771 HIGH GROUND! 96 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:26,272 I HATE YOU! 97 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:28,141 YOU WERE MY BROTHER, ANAKIN. 98 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:29,876 I LOVED YOU! HIGH GROUND! 99 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,911 [ FOOSH! ] AAH! 100 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,314 WHOOPS. I BETTER GRAB THAT THERE. 101 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,348 HIGH GROUND. 102 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:36,583 [ Voice breaking ] WAIT. 103 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:37,884 ARE YOU FUCKING ROBBING ME? 104 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,786 I'LL GIVE IT TO YOUR SON SOME DAY 105 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:41,487 IF PADMé ISN'T, YOU KNOW, DEAD. 106 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,423 I MEAN, SHE LOOKED PRETTY DEAD TO ME 107 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:45,325 FROM UP HERE... ON THE HIGH GROUND. 108 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,126 WAIT. WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 109 00:03:47,192 --> 00:03:49,429 UH, I'M LITERALLY JUST C-COOKING TO DEATH. 110 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:50,897 PLEASE JUST KILL ME. 111 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,432 THAT'S NOT THE HIGH-GROUND WA-- 112 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:53,933 I MEAN, THE JEDI WAY. 113 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,201 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 114 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:56,536 I'M SAYING I'VE BEATEN YOU, 115 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,304 AND I'M ON THE HIGH GROUND, SO... 116 00:03:58,371 --> 00:04:00,440 HIGH GROUND. 117 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:02,241 AND I'LL TAKE NORTHEAST MINNESOTA. 118 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:05,111 THAT LEAVES SELLING INSURANCE IN SOUTHWEST MICHIGAN FOR YOU. 119 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,614 I WANT TO KNOW WHY I NEVER GET NORTHEAST MINNESOTA! 120 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,115 YOU WANT ANSWERS?! 121 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:10,316 I WANT DULUTH! 122 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:11,651 YOU CAN'T HANDLE DULUTH! 123 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,753 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE, UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ] 124 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,036 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ROARING ] 125 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,639 OH, MY GOD! IT'S BIGFOOT! 126 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:33,940 WAIT A SECOND, SUSAN. 127 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:36,743 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GUYS WITH BIG FEET. 128 00:04:36,808 --> 00:04:38,177 [ BOTH SHUDDER ] 129 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,912 UH-HUH! 130 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:43,683 [ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ] Man: AND SO BEGAN THE LEGEND OF BIGDICK. 131 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,118 Mr. Hands: GEE, MR. BILL. 132 00:04:45,183 --> 00:04:47,987 SLUGGO WANTED YOU TO MEET HIS NEW FRIEND, MR. ROLLING PIN. 133 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:49,222 OH, NO! 134 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:52,659 MR. HANDS, I WARNED YOU, IF YOU KEPT MESSING WITH ME -- 135 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:54,894 [ SQUISH! ] OH! OH, NO! 136 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,897 OHHH, NOOOOO! 137 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,098 GEE, MR. BILL. 138 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:01,267 YOUR CLAY DOESN'T SEEM AS SQUASHY THIS WEEK. 139 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:05,538 IT'S CALLED C-4, MOTHERFUCKER! 140 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:07,540 [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] 141 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,509 OH, NO! 142 00:05:09,575 --> 00:05:11,044 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] GROWL! 143 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:13,246 [ PEOPLE SCREAMING ] ROAR! 144 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:15,248 WE'LL RESCUE YOU, PIGGY! 145 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:18,351 GET LOST, YOU BLUE WEIRDO. WE'RE ON A DATE. 146 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,286 ROAR! 147 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:21,621 ROAR AGAIN! 148 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,890 ALL RIGHT, GANG! LET HIM HAVE IT! 149 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:26,926 AAH! MY EYE! 150 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,628 [ LAUGHS ] DIRECT HIT! 151 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:29,996 WHOA! WHOA-HO-HO! 152 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,297 [ CRUNCH! ] OW! 153 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:32,999 [ HORN BLARES ] 154 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:34,400 [ DREAMY CHORD PLAYS ] 155 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:36,836 YOU CAN STOP PRETENDING NOW, "KERMIE." 156 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:38,204 [ GIGGLES ] 157 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:39,205 KERMIE? 158 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:40,506 [ GASPS ] KERMIE? 159 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:41,974 [ PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYS ] Nanny: OH, MY GOD, KERMIT. 160 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:42,909 WHAT HAPPENED? 161 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:44,911 WE WERE PLAYING KING KONG, NANNY, 162 00:05:44,977 --> 00:05:47,780 AND KERMIE KONG FELL OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. 163 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,183 ♪♪ 164 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:51,951 OKAY, NEW GAME, KIDS. 165 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,953 IT'S CALLED CLEANING UP THE CRIME SCENE. 166 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,556 PIGGY, GET THE BLEACH. GONZO -- HACKSAW. 167 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:59,092 FOZZIE, YOU GO GET EVERY HEFTY BAG YOU CAN FIND. 168 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:01,127 BUT [SNIFFLES] WHAT ABOUT MY KERMIE? 169 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,328 HE NEVER LOVED YOU. 170 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,564 NOW MOVE, GOD DAMN IT! 171 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:06,899 [ MONITOR BEEPING ] [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] 172 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:07,867 [ FLATLINE ] 173 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:09,135 WHAT?! I'M DEAD?! 174 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,503 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 175 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:14,440 YOU WERE 105 YEARS OLD, HAD 3 TYPES OF CANCER, 176 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:15,742 WERE BLIND AND DEAF 177 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:18,811 AND HAD A BRAIN TUMOR THE SIZE OF A CANTALOUPE. 178 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,313 [ ANGELIC CHOIR VOCALIZES ] I COULD'VE PULLED THROUGH. 179 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:22,415 I GOT YOUR SHIT NOW, ASSHOLE! 180 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,584 OH, HEY, HEY! OW! AW, COME ON! 181 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:25,952 OH FUCK. 182 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:28,187 I COULD'VE SWORN I HAD ANOTHER ROBE IN HERE SOMEWHERE. 183 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:29,722 [ CELLPHONE CHIMES ] 184 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:31,424 OH, MAN, ANOTHER DEATH. 185 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:33,259 WELL, I-I CAN'T GO NAKED. 186 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:34,494 [ BONES CLACK ] [ GROANS ] 187 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,365 OH! A-AM I DEAD? 188 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:41,667 UH, YEAH. 189 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,103 [ LAUGHS CRAZILY ] 190 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:47,707 OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, MAN? 191 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:49,075 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ] 192 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,611 ALL RIGHT, SALLY, YOU'VE GOT CONTROL OF MIKEY. 193 00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:52,445 DOWN, PLEASE. 194 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:53,379 [ WHIR! ] 195 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:54,781 NOW, YOU KNOW DOWN IS A BOMB. 196 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:56,015 YES. KILL HIM. 197 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,284 OKAY. MIKEY'S GOING DOWN. 198 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:00,019 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYS, CROWD CHEERING ] 199 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,054 [ SCREAMING ] 200 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:04,257 [ Crying ] OH, MY GOD! 201 00:07:04,323 --> 00:07:06,292 HO, HO! LOOKS LIKE MIKEY'S STILL ALIVE! 202 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:08,094 AND, CHESTER, YOU'VE GOT CONTROL. 203 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,128 DOWN. 204 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:09,962 [ GASPS ] 205 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:11,164 COME ON, MIKEY. 206 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:12,732 [ THEME MUSIC PLAYS, CROWD CHEERING ] 207 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:14,700 [ GRUNTING ] 208 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:18,371 [ SOBBING ] 209 00:07:18,437 --> 00:07:20,006 ALL RIGHT, SALLY. WHERE TO? 210 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:22,308 NO, PLEASE. FINISH ME. 211 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,010 GO LEFT. 212 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:25,745 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 213 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,647 YOU'RE A BITCH. 214 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:30,883 ♪ NOW DRACULA REALLY HAS IT TOGETHER ♪ 215 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,519 ♪ DRINKIN' BLOOD OUT OF SEXY CHICKS ♪ 216 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:36,222 ♪ BUT WHEN THIS VAMPIRE'S UNDER THE WEATHER ♪ 217 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,891 ♪ HE GOES TO SEE DR. ROSENWITZ 218 00:07:38,957 --> 00:07:40,560 [ Transylvanian accent ] INFORM DR. ROSENWITZ 219 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:43,095 THAT I, COUNT DRACULA, HAVE ARRIVED. 220 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:45,865 DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? 221 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,134 ♪ DRACULA WAS A WALK-IN PATIENT ♪ 222 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,970 ♪ AND ROSENWITZ WAS SUPER BOOKED ♪ 223 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,706 ♪ BUT THE OTHER DOCTOR NAMED SOMETHING ASIAN ♪ 224 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:56,742 ♪ HAD A SPOT AT 3:00, SO HE'D TAKE A LOOK ♪ 225 00:07:56,808 --> 00:07:58,344 MR. DRACULA, I'M DR. HONG. 226 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:01,247 ♪ OOH, THAT WAS IT, DR. HONG 227 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,649 ♪ WE KNEW IT WAS EITHER HONG OR WONG ♪ 228 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:05,551 SO, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM TODAY? 229 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:07,553 [ COUGHS ] A SORE THROAT. BLEH. 230 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:10,389 I PROBABLY JUST NEED A Z-PAK OR SOMETHING. BLEH. 231 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:12,725 WELL, I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT. 232 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:14,160 NURSE, WHAT WAS HIS BLOOD PRESSURE? 233 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,761 0/0. 234 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,230 OKAY, THAT'S PRETTY LOW. 235 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:20,366 I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT UP AROUND 120/80 NEXT TIME. 236 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:23,302 SO, STAND UP, AND LET'S CHECK THOSE TESTICLES. 237 00:08:23,369 --> 00:08:24,971 [ SPLAT! ] OH, GOD! 238 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:27,306 THOSE ARE HANGING A LITTLE LOW. 239 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:30,042 WELL, I AM 900 YEARS OLD. BLEH, BLEH. 240 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:31,244 ♪ WELL, IT WASN'T STREP 241 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:32,879 ♪ IT WAS ACID REFLUX 242 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:35,548 ♪ HE DIDN'T NEED A Z-PAK AT ALL ♪ 243 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:38,116 THE STORY'S OVER, BUT WE'RE BACK NEXT WEEK 244 00:08:38,183 --> 00:08:41,020 NOW HERE'S ANOTHER LOOK AT DRACULA'S BALLS. 245 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:42,255 [ SPLAT! ] HERE THEY ARE! 246 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:43,823 [ TWINKLE! ] BLEH! 247 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,925 [ INSECTS BUZZING ] 248 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:53,165 HI. I'M HERE FOR THE "DOPPELGANG-BANG." 249 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:54,867 COME ON IN. 250 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:55,868 [ UPBEAT ACOUSTIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 251 00:08:55,935 --> 00:08:57,370 WHOO-HOO! 252 00:08:57,436 --> 00:08:59,372 [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:01,474 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 254 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,077 [ SCREECHING, BLEATING ] 255 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,280 [ Hissing ] GO AHEAD, EVE. 256 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:08,981 [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] TAKE A BITE. 257 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,183 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] [ BLEATS ] 258 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,421 [ BEEPING, WHIRRING ] 259 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:18,791 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 260 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:21,827 [ Austrian accent ] I NEED YOUR FUR, YOUR ANTLERS, 261 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:22,895 AND YOUR HOOVES. 262 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:24,664 BUT THIS IS THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE. 263 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,198 EATING FROM IT IS FORBIDDEN. 264 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:28,935 GET DOWN! [ SCREAMING ] 265 00:09:30,369 --> 00:09:32,538 NEVER SEEN TWO SERPENTS FIGHT BEFORE. 266 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,240 IT'S NOT A SERPENT. AAH! [ HISSING ] 267 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,508 YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 268 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:37,310 COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. 269 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:38,511 CAN YOUR SERPENT DO THAT? 270 00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:40,947 IT'S NOT A SERPENT. IT'S A PENIS. 271 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:42,381 WHAT'S A PENIS? 272 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,518 MOVE! 273 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:46,752 WHAT WAS THAT?! 274 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:49,188 IT'S A TERMINATOR SENT FROM THE FUTURE TO KILL YOU. 275 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,223 TERMINATOR?! A CYBERNETIC ORGANISM. 276 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,725 IT IS -- A CYBER WHAT? 277 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,161 PART MAN, PART MACHINE. IT HAS BEEN SENT TO -- 278 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:57,196 MACHINE?! YES, ARTIFICIAL. 279 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,364 CREATED BY MAN. 280 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,665 CREATED FROM ADAM'S RIB? 281 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:00,766 NO, NOT LIKE THAT. 282 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:03,402 IT'S A ROBOT BUILT AND SENT HERE TO KILL YOU. 283 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:04,503 KILL ME?! 284 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,272 YES, BECAUSE YOUR GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT- 285 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,441 GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT- GREAT-GREAT-GREAT- 286 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,843 GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT- GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT- 287 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,111 GREAT GRANDSON 288 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,046 WILL ONE DAY LEAD THE HUMAN REBELLION 289 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,915 AGAINST SKYNET AND THE MACHINES. 290 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,483 I MEAN, WHAT IS KILL? 291 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,851 DEAD. GONE. 292 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,119 OH, THERE YOU ARE, EVE. 293 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,721 AAH! IT FOUND US! 294 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,189 ADAM! 295 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:24,924 [ GURGLING ] 296 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:26,659 THAT WAS NOT THE OTHER TERMINATOR. 297 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:29,261 [ Crying ] THIS COULD'VE BEEN MY SISTER. 298 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:33,866 [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] 299 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:37,870 [ SHRIEKING ] 300 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,038 I'M SO CONFUSED. 301 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,574 HERE. EAT FROM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE. 302 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,575 [ MUNCH! ] 303 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:44,543 OH! THAT'S A PENIS! 304 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,479 YES. 305 00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:47,513 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 306 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,848 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 307 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:50,850 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 308 00:10:50,915 --> 00:10:52,018 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 309 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,352 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 310 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,187 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 311 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:56,188 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 312 00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:57,523 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK 313 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,525 ♪ BA-BAWK BAWK BAWK-A-WAWK WAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 314 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,761 BA-GAWK! BAWK.