1 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:19,886 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:20,687 PUT ME DOWN. 3 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:21,755 PUT ME DOWN! UGH! 4 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,089 YAH! 5 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:24,891 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 6 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,126 DO YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE 7 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,394 MOMENTS WHERE YOU THINK, "HOW 8 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,428 THE HELL DID I GET HERE?" 9 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:29,896 [ THE WHO'S "BABA O'RILEY" 10 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:30,697 PLAYS ] 11 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:31,931 GEEZ, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? 12 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:33,600 I WAS RULING THE GALAXY, HAD A 13 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:35,268 CHERRY-NEW BATTLE STATION -- I 14 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:36,936 MEAN, THIS PLACE HAD AN OMELET 15 00:00:37,003 --> 00:00:39,239 BAR -- A STRAIGHT-UP OMELET BAR! 16 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:40,206 AND NOW LOOK. 17 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:42,008 MY FORMER INTERN'S TOSSING ME 18 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:44,277 DOWN A BOTTOMLESS FREAKING PIT. 19 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:45,311 [ SIGHS ] 20 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,846 YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK OF IT, 21 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:48,415 MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A SERIES 22 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:52,018 OF "WHAT THE [BLEEP]" MOMENTS. 23 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:57,791 THAT, UH -- THAT WAS MY OUT. 24 00:00:57,857 --> 00:00:59,092 I DIDN'T ALWAYS LOOK LIKE A 25 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:00,994 BOILED COW HEMORRHOID. 26 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,662 CAST YOUR EYES ON THAT HANDSOME 27 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:03,763 DEVIL RIGHT THERE. 28 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:05,432 DON'T BE ALARMED IF YOUR UNDIES 29 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:06,966 TURN INTO A MOIST TOWELETTE. 30 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:08,601 >> AND THAT IS WHERE WE'LL PUT 31 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:10,170 THE SKYLIGHT, MR. PALPATINE. 32 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,170 >> HOW EXCITING! 33 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,872 ONLY 23 AND ALREADY BUILDING MY 34 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:14,474 DREAM HOME, RIGHT ON THE NABOO 35 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:15,108 BEACH. 36 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:17,243 [ CROWD BOOING ] 37 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,145 >> HEY, MAN, STOP HARSHING THOSE 38 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:20,045 GUNGAN EGGS! 39 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:21,748 GUNGANS ARE ENDANGERED, MAN! 40 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,450 >> HIPPIES SUCK ASS IN EVERY 41 00:01:23,515 --> 00:01:24,350 GALAXY. 42 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,518 WHAT? GUNGANS AREN'T ENDANGERED. 43 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,020 THERE'S LIKE A BILLION OF THEM. 44 00:01:27,086 --> 00:01:28,154 THEY BREED LIKE GUPPIES. 45 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:31,758 >> BOO! BOO! BOO ON YOU, MAN! 46 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,293 BOO ON YOU, DUDE! 47 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:35,695 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 48 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:36,563 [ CROWD SCREAMING ] 49 00:01:36,628 --> 00:01:37,764 >> AND THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD 50 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:38,731 CHANGE THE ZONING LAW. 51 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:40,033 >> AND WHAT OF THE GUNGAN EGGS? 52 00:01:40,098 --> 00:01:41,334 >> WE'LL GIVE 'EM TO THE SCHOOL 53 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:42,902 HOT-LUNCH PROGRAM. 54 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:45,205 [ APPLAUSE ] 55 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,773 >> HEESA SAY WHAT NOW? 56 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,575 >> YOUNG MAN, YOU SHOULD 57 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,710 CONSIDER A CAREER IN POLITICS. 58 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,445 >> HEY, YEAH. I SHOULD. 59 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:53,813 AND I DID. 60 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,982 [ "BABA O'RILEY" CONTINUES ] 61 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:57,851 YOU'RE WELCOME, GALAXY. 62 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:59,752 NEVER DID THANK THAT GUY. 63 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:01,387 >> AND SO, EMPEROR PALPATINE HAS 64 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,022 FOLLOWED UP THE BLOODIEST WAR IN 65 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:04,457 THE HISTORY OF THE GALAXY BY 66 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:05,625 IMPOSING A TYRANNICAL 67 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:07,260 DICTATORSHIP AND KILLING ALL THE 68 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:08,061 JEDI. 69 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:09,996 >> I'VE RUINED THE GALAXY. 70 00:02:10,062 --> 00:02:13,132 >> WHEEL! OF! FORTUNE! 71 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:14,400 >> OOH! 72 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:17,070 [ "BABA O'RILEY" CONTINUES ] 73 00:02:17,136 --> 00:02:18,471 SEE THAT LITTLE CUB SCOUT? 74 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:19,739 ANAKIN SKYWALKER, BABY. 75 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,341 EVENTUALLY, I PICK HIM TO RULE 76 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:23,376 THE GALAXY BY MY SIDE. 77 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:24,444 >> ARE YOU AN ANGEL? 78 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:24,978 >> WHAT? 79 00:02:25,044 --> 00:02:25,945 >> WHAT? 80 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:27,247 >> THE DEEP-SPACE PILOTS TALK 81 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,615 ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL ANGELS ARE. 82 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:32,118 >> NO, I'M NOT AN ANGEL. 83 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:33,418 >> ARE YOU A FAIRY? 84 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:37,423 >> FAIRIES AREN'T REAL, EITHER. 85 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,058 >> ARE YOU AN ELEPHANT? 86 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:39,893 >> [ SIGHS ] 87 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:41,094 >> I'M NOT GONNA SUGAR-COAT 88 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:41,793 THIS. 89 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:42,662 MISTAKES WERE MADE. 90 00:02:42,728 --> 00:02:43,930 I REALLY SHOULD HAVE EXTENDED 91 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,298 THE SELECTION PROCESS FOR... 92 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:46,099 OH, NO. 93 00:02:46,165 --> 00:02:47,033 PLEASE DON'T PICK YOUR -- 94 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:47,767 [ SIGHS ] 95 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:48,701 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 96 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:50,537 DARTH VADER. 97 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:51,337 >> [ LAUGHS ] 98 00:02:51,404 --> 00:03:02,749 [ "BABA O'RILEY" CONTINUES ] 99 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,117 >> I KNOW YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME 100 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:05,351 NOW, BUT I PROMISE IT'S ALL 101 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:06,085 GONNA BE OKAY. 102 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:07,086 >> APPARENTLY, WE ARE 103 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:08,288 CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO 104 00:03:08,353 --> 00:03:09,455 FOLLOW THAT DUMB KID'S STORY, 105 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:10,423 TOO. 106 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,291 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU 107 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:12,525 SELL THE MOST ACTION FIGURES. 108 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,127 THANK YOU, FANBOYS. 109 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:14,928 WHO'S THIS GUY? 110 00:03:14,994 --> 00:03:15,828 HE'S NOT IN MY NOTECARDS. 111 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:17,263 IS HE GONNA HAVE A STORY, TOO? 112 00:03:17,329 --> 00:03:18,197 [ ALARM BEEPING ] 113 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,899 >> HUH? UGH. 114 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:20,533 ARGH! 115 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,935 [ BEEPING STOPS ] 116 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:23,503 >> GARY, YOU'LL BE LATE FOR 117 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:24,203 WORK! 118 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:25,138 >> HIS NAME'S GARY? 119 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,539 I'M SORRY, I'M CONFUSED. 120 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:28,341 ARE WE DOING MY STORY, OR ARE WE 121 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:29,709 JUST DOING SOME RANDOM, 122 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:30,543 POINTLESS -- 123 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:31,244 >> [ FARTING ] 124 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:32,078 >> AH. 125 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,079 WELCOME TO "ROBOT CHICKEN," 126 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:34,213 APPARENTLY. 127 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:40,053 >> [ LAUGHS ] 128 00:03:40,119 --> 00:03:42,589 [ DRILLING, SAWING ] 129 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:45,525 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] 130 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,197 >> [ MECHANICAL BREATHING ] 131 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:52,531 [ WHIMSICAL VERSION OF 132 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:54,400 "THE IMPERIAL MARCH" PLAYS ] 133 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:05,111 >> [ LAUGHS ] 134 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,180 [ LAUGHS ] 135 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:13,453 >> WHOO-HOO! 136 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:15,488 NOW, THIS IS POD RACING. 137 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:16,956 >> DID ANYONE ELSE PICK UP THAT 138 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:17,923 TRANSMISSION? 139 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,125 IT SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL IS 140 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,125 ON OUR COMM CHANNEL. 141 00:04:20,192 --> 00:04:20,994 >> AW. 142 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:22,962 >> MUCH FEAR I SENSE IN YOUNG 143 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:23,863 ANAKIN. 144 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,032 TO BE TRAINED AS A JEDI, HE MUST 145 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:26,933 NOT BE. 146 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,601 >> HE COULD BRING BALANCE TO THE 147 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:29,302 FORCE. 148 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:31,371 >> CORRECT YOU ARE. 149 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:33,139 >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT WOULD 150 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:34,007 BE BAD. 151 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:35,375 >> FROM THE PROPHECY, THAT BOY 152 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:36,142 COULD BE. 153 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,377 >> CAN I ASK WHAT THE 154 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,177 PROPHECY IS? 155 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,512 WHY IS THAT SOMETHING I 156 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:40,279 DON'T KNOW? 157 00:04:40,346 --> 00:04:41,581 >> I WILL TELL HIM OF THE 158 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:42,982 COUNCIL'S DECISION TOMORROW. 159 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:44,450 >> OH, SO IT'S A COUNCIL NOW? 160 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:45,918 IT'S NOT JUST THE TWO OF YOU? 161 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,286 WHAT ABOUT YOU, DOGFACE? 162 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:48,955 DID YOU KNOW THAT NOW IT WAS A 163 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:49,922 COUNCIL? 164 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:51,424 >> INFORM THE SENATE WE MUST OF 165 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:53,259 OUR LESSENED ABILITY TO USE THE 166 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:54,227 FORCE. 167 00:04:54,293 --> 00:04:55,662 >> WHO CAN'T USE THE FORCE NOW? 168 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:57,263 I CAN STILL USE THE FORCE. 169 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:58,998 LET'S PUT THAT ONE TO A VOTE, 170 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:00,800 BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 171 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:01,601 THAT MEANS. 172 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,302 DOES ANYONE REALIZE THAT I'M 173 00:05:03,369 --> 00:05:06,539 TALKING? 174 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:07,874 >> ENOUGH FOR TODAY. 175 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:08,875 WE SHOULD EAT. 176 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:10,543 >> GETTING PIZZA, YAREL POOF 177 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:11,310 SHOULD DO. 178 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:12,211 ALL IN FAVOR? 179 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:13,079 >> All: AYE! 180 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:13,980 >> UGH! 181 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,581 I JUST GOT THE COFFEE YESTERDAY, 182 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,283 AND I SUBMITTED THE RECEIPT, 183 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:18,885 HAVE YET TO BE REIMBURSED. 184 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:20,486 IS ANYONE ELSE HAVING THIS 185 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:21,354 ISSUE? 186 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:22,855 BUT OH, LOOK, IF IT'S THE WILL 187 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,590 OF THE COUNCIL, THEN I'LL GO. 188 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:25,758 >> All: AYE! 189 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:26,626 >> FINE! 190 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,361 LISTEN, YADDLE, I'M GONNA NEED 191 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:29,662 TO BORROW YOUR CAR. 192 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:30,363 >> UM... 193 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:31,631 IN THE SHOP IT IS? 194 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,800 >> I JUST SAW IT DOWNSTAIRS. 195 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:35,401 >> WELL, INSURANCE AND... 196 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:36,969 >> OKAY, THEN I AM GOING. 197 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:38,938 I AM ONE OF 12 JEDI IN THE WHOLE 198 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,840 GALAXY ON THE JEDI COUNCIL, AND 199 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:42,642 TODAY, IT'S MY JOB TO GET THE 200 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:43,443 PIZZA. 201 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:44,811 SURE. YEAH, MY PARENTS -- 202 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:47,513 THEY'RE VERY PROUD. 203 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:53,319 >> [ LAUGHS ] 204 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:54,954 >> BAM! REJECTED! 205 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,123 RE-RE-REJECTED! 206 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:57,857 [ IMITATES GUN COCKING ] 207 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:58,491 BA-BOOM! 208 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,027 REJECTED! 209 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:02,862 BAM! 210 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:06,866 >> DO-DO DOODLE-DO! 211 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:07,633 DO-DO DOODLE-DO! 212 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,868 DO-DO DO-DO DOODLE-DO! 213 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:09,502 DO-DO DOODLE-DO! 214 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:10,336 DO-DO DOODLE-DO! 215 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,305 DO-DO DOODLE-DOODLE-D-- 216 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:13,740 >> THIS IS MY ROOM FOR TALKING 217 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:14,907 ABOUT NONSEXUAL MATTERS. 218 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:18,845 PLEASE, ANNIE, SIT. 219 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:20,513 >> WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT US, 220 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:21,047 HOW... 221 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:21,914 [ SNIFFING ] 222 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:23,015 IS THAT LAVENDER? 223 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:24,183 >> DO YOU LIKE IT? 224 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:27,019 I LIKE TO SMELL SENATORIAL. 225 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:29,021 >> PADMé, FROM THE MOMENT I MET 226 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:30,823 YOU, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU 227 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:31,657 EVERY DAY. 228 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:32,792 >> THAT'S NICE. 229 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,627 I THINK OF THE SENATE ALMOST 230 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:35,461 EVERY DAY. 231 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:36,996 I'M A SENATOR, YOU KNOW. 232 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,931 >> I'M IN AGONY, PADMé! 233 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:40,399 I CAN'T BREATHE! 234 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:42,335 >> HAVE YOU TRIED YOGA? 235 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:45,772 ALL US POLITICIANS DO IT. 236 00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:48,808 UNGH. UNGH, THAT'S TIGHT. 237 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,042 [ MOANING ] 238 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:52,712 >> IF, UH, YOU'RE SUFFERING AS 239 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:55,314 MUCH AS I AM, PLEASE TELL ME. 240 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:56,682 >> OH, ANNIE. 241 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,352 YOU'RE A JEDI, AND I'M A QUEEN 242 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,654 AND A HANDMAIDEN AND A SENATOR. 243 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:02,655 [ MOANS ] 244 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,223 >> UGH. 245 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:05,258 >> WHOOPS-A-DAISY. 246 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:07,693 >> UHH... 247 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,629 >> LET'S GET YOU CLEAN, DIRTY 248 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:10,463 BOY. 249 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:11,764 >> [ WHIRS, BEEPS ] 250 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:12,565 >> SORRY. 251 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,167 >> YOU'RE IN MY VERY SOUL, 252 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:15,201 TORMENTING ME. 253 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,102 >> UNGH. 254 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,870 >> I WISH I COULD JUST WISH AWAY 255 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,071 MY FEELINGS. 256 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:20,039 BUT I CAN'T! 257 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:21,941 >> I WILL NOT GET INTO THIS. 258 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:24,510 AND NEITHER WILL YOU. 259 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:26,879 >> THROW IT BACK, DAD. 260 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:27,780 [ CLANG ] 261 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:29,882 DAD? 262 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,218 >> HENCEFORTH, YOU SHALL BE 263 00:07:32,284 --> 00:07:34,086 KNOWN AS DARTH VADER. 264 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:36,222 >> THANK YOU, MY MASTER. 265 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,024 >> HEY, BEFORE YOU GO, MY FACE 266 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:39,058 IS REALLY WARM. 267 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,693 IS EVERYTHING OKAY UP HERE? 268 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:41,761 >> I DON'T KNOW. 269 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:44,463 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 270 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:45,097 >> [ SNIFFS ] 271 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:46,732 AH. AH-AH -- OW! 272 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,801 AH, AH, OW! MY FACE! 273 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:50,136 IT'S ON FIRE! 274 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,604 >> WELL, THERE IS A POSSIBILITY 275 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:52,905 THAT WHEN YOU WERE FIGHTING 276 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,440 MACE WINDU, HE DEFLECTED SOME OF 277 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:55,842 YOUR FORCE LIGHTNING BACK INTO 278 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:56,742 YOUR FACE. 279 00:07:56,808 --> 00:07:57,977 >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HOW MUCH? 280 00:07:58,044 --> 00:07:59,011 >> [ Laughing ] A LOT. 281 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:00,446 I DON'T THINK THERE WAS ONE BOLT 282 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:01,881 OF FORCE LIGHTNING THAT DIDN'T 283 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:03,382 BOUNCE OFF MASTER WINDU'S LIGHT 284 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:04,784 SABER DIRECTLY BACK INTO YOUR 285 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:05,651 FACE. 286 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:06,519 >> AND YOU JUST SAT THERE AND 287 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:07,420 WATCHED? 288 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:08,521 >> WELL, UH, TURNING TO THE DARK 289 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,890 SIDE WAS A PRETTY BIG DECISION. 290 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,258 >> OH, MY GOD, I LOOK LIKE -- I 291 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,659 LOOK LIKE I HAVE A SCROTUM FOR A 292 00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:14,460 FACE! 293 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:15,261 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL 294 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,996 MYSELF -- DARTH SYPHILIS?! 295 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:18,497 IF YOU'D MADE UP YOUR MIND FIVE 296 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:19,932 SECONDS EARLIER, WE COULD HAVE 297 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,300 RULED THE GALAXY AND MAYBE I 298 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:22,768 COULD HAVE GOTTEN LAID ONE MORE 299 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:23,769 TIME BEFORE I DIED. 300 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,104 >> UH, I CAN SEE YOU'RE UPSET. 301 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,305 I'M JUST GONNA GO SLAUGHTER 302 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:27,139 THOSE YOUNGLINGS. 303 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:28,674 >> YEAH, WHATEVER. 304 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:30,343 >> THEY DIDN'T HAVE CALAMARI 305 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:32,144 PIZZA BECAUSE MON CALAMARI ARE 306 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:34,713 PEOPLE, AND I DID NOT KNOW THAT. 307 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:35,648 [ GASPING ] 308 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,783 IS EVERYONE ON THE COUNCIL DEAD? 309 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,518 OH, I BETTER HURRY, THEN. 310 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:40,786 MY TIME IS SHORT! 311 00:08:40,852 --> 00:08:42,855 [ As Yoda ] "HEY, EVERYONE, I'M 312 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:43,588 YODA. 313 00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:44,991 MMM, TALK WEIRD, I DO. 314 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:47,026 HATE LEADS TO ANGER, AND ANGER 315 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:48,995 LEADS TO NEVER LETTING ANYONE 316 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:50,062 ELSE TALK!" 317 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:52,531 AH! OH, NO! 318 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:53,499 >> [ LAUGHS ] 319 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,301 HEY, DUMMY, I'M GONNA CALL YOU 320 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,003 DARTH MAT FROM NOW ON, AS IN 321 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:58,838 "WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUY WITH NO 322 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,640 ARMS AND NO LEGS LAYING ON THE 323 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:01,440 FRONT PORCH?" 324 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:02,408 MAT. 325 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:03,976 DARTH MAT. 326 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:04,777 >> [ SOBBING ] 327 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:05,878 >> OKAY, OKAY, IT'S OKAY. 328 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,079 WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS ALL 329 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:08,047 BETTER. 330 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:09,015 I'M HOOKING YOU UP WITH A SUPER 331 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:10,349 SUIT, LIFE SUPPORT, NEW GAMS... 332 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:11,017 >> LEATHER. 333 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:11,884 >> YOU HEAR THAT? 334 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:12,919 MY BOY GETS THE FINEST LEATHER 335 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:13,719 YOU'VE GOT. 336 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:14,754 >> FULL-BODY... 337 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,522 BLACK LEATHER... 338 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:18,157 >> I SEE WHAT YOU'RE GOING FOR 339 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:18,891 THERE. 340 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:19,859 KIND OF AN S&M THING. 341 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,494 >> OH, AND A CAPE. YEAH. 342 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,129 A CAPE WOULD BE PRETTY WIZARD. 343 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:24,397 AND A SWEET VOICE BOX. 344 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:25,564 AND FLASHING LIGHTS. 345 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:26,432 >> SURE, SURE. 346 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,067 >> BUILT-IN HELICOPTER BLADES. 347 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,735 REMOTE-CONTROL FLYING FISTS. 348 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,337 >> CAN WE JUST PUT THIS IDIOT 349 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,406 UNDER? 350 00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:37,310 VADER, RISE. 351 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:43,783 >> [ MECHANICAL BREATHING ] 352 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:45,618 [ "STAR WARS THEME/CANTINA BAND" 353 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:46,786 PLAYS ] 354 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,248 TARKIN! 355 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:21,387 >> LET ME GO! 356 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,621 [ STOMACH RUMBLING ] 357 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:25,024 >> UH-OH. 358 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:27,059 HMM, IS IT ONE OF THESE... 359 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,961 FLIP THE SWITCH... OR... 360 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,329 [ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ] 361 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:31,530 OOH, THAT'S NICE. 362 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:32,565 [ FARTS ] 363 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:33,766 [ SIREN WAILS ] 364 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,035 [ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 365 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,336 [ BOING! ] 366 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:41,841 [ GASPS, CHOKING ] 367 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,109 [ AIR HISSES ] 368 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:44,310 [ COUGHS ] 369 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:44,977 WHEW. 370 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,012 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] 371 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,279 NO! 372 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:51,650 [ Auto-Tuned ] NO! NO! NO! 373 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:53,119 >> YOU RANG, LORD VADER? 374 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:55,755 >> [ Normal voice ] NO. 375 00:10:55,821 --> 00:11:03,162 OOPS! 376 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:06,198 NO! 377 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:07,066 [ SOBBING ] 378 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,334 >> BEGINNING TO SEE A PATTERN 379 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,435 HERE, QUITE FRANKLY. 380 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,003 CHOOSE YOUR APPRENTICE IN HASTE, 381 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,605 REPENT IN LEISURE, AS THE SAYING 382 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:13,305 GOES. 383 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:14,607 IT'S LIKE DARTH PL-- 384 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:17,576 TALKING BEFORE I REALIZED YOU 385 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:18,544 PEOPLE WERE GONE?! 386 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:19,445 YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT YOU 387 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,312 WERE GONNA -- YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU 388 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:21,113 KNOW WHAT, I DON'T WANT TO GET 389 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,515 INTO THIS RIGHT NOW. 390 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:24,050 LET'S JUST KEEP GOING. 391 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:25,051 >> EXCELLENT! 392 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:27,153 ORDER 66 WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESS. 393 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:28,954 >> MY MASTER, WHAT WERE THE 394 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,122 FIRST 65 ORDERS? 395 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,657 >> I'M GLAD YOU ASKED! 396 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:32,491 [ DING ] 397 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:33,426 OHH... 398 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:34,727 ♪ CAPTURE ME A WOOKIEE, KICK A 399 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:35,728 PRINCESS IN THE COOKIE ♪ 400 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,329 ♪ SABOTAGE THE ESPIONAGE OF A 401 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:38,330 BOTHAN SPY ♪ 402 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:39,598 ♪ ACTIVATE THE TRASH COMPACTOR, 403 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:40,766 LET'S PROTECT THE MAIN REACTOR ♪ 404 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,068 ♪ STAB A SMUGGLER IN THE JUGULAR 405 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:43,402 AND WATCH HIM DIE ♪ 406 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,038 ♪ CORRUPT A TEEN FROM TATOOINE ♪ 407 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,573 ♪ MANIPULATE A GUNGAN AND KILL 408 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,574 NABOO'S QUEEN ♪ 409 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:49,942 ♪ TRAP A MON CALAMARI, TAKE A 410 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:51,010 TAUNTAUN HOTH SAFARI ♪ 411 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,478 ♪ HIT A TOPLESS BAR ON MUSTAFAR 412 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,746 WITH ARTIST RALPH McQUARRIE ♪ 413 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,281 ♪ OHH ♪ 414 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:56,515 ♪ NUMBER 13, FIND INVESTORS ♪ 415 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:57,917 ♪ NUMBER 14, MAKE A DEATH STAR ♪ 416 00:11:57,983 --> 00:11:58,918 ♪ WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, DRAW SOME 417 00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:00,453 PLANS UP FOR MY DEATH STAR 2 ♪ 418 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:01,554 ♪ UNMASK A DIRTY JAWA ♪ 419 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:02,822 ♪ CRANK-CALL GENERAL DODONNA ♪ 420 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,256 ♪ CLONE A LOAD OF CANNON FODDER 421 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:05,291 OUT ON KAMINO ♪ 422 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,559 [ STRING BREAKS ] 423 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,426 YOU KNOW WHAT? 424 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:08,527 I'LL JUST E-MAIL YOU A PDF OR 425 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:09,395 SOMETHING. 426 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,429 >> IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE TIME, 427 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:11,664 THEN WHENEVER YOU GET AROUND 428 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:12,431 TO IT. 429 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,100 [ HAIR DRYER WHIRRING ] 430 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,102 >> YOU'RE AN ATTRACTIVE MAN FOR 431 00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:16,969 YOUR AGE. 432 00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:18,637 I AM AN ATTRACTIVE MAN FOR MY 433 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:19,672 AGE. 434 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,340 YOU HAVE A LOT TO OFFER A WOMAN. 435 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,276 I HAVE A LOT TO OFFER A WOMAN. 436 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:25,611 [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] 437 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:26,912 >> HOLD THE ELEVATOR! 438 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,147 I'LL REMEMBER THIS! 439 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,615 WHAT'S YOUR I.D. NUMBER? 440 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,485 >> IT'S 1-1-4-2-EAT-MY-ASS. 441 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,120 >> [ SIGHS ] 442 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:37,323 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 443 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,225 [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] 444 00:12:39,290 --> 00:12:40,626 OH. I-I'LL GET THE NEXT ONE. 445 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:41,594 >> PLENTY OF ROOM. 446 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,062 >> NO, NO, I'LL JUST TAKE THE 447 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:43,696 ESCALATOR. 448 00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:44,630 >> SQUEEZE ON IN. 449 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,065 >> I'D RATHER MY ROBES DIDN'T 450 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,133 SMELL LIKE A [BLEEP] 451 00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:53,172 FILET-O-FISH ALL DAY, THANKS. 452 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,273 >> THAT'S HURTFUL, MAN. 453 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,574 >> WELL, NEXT TIME, JUST LET 454 00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:56,108 IT GO. 455 00:12:56,175 --> 00:13:00,012 LET IT GO. 456 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,081 [ SIGHS ] 457 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:02,815 >> MY LORD. 458 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,251 >> STORMTROOPER. 459 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:05,885 >> MY LORD. 460 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,219 >> STORMTROOPER. 461 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:07,853 >> MY LORD. 462 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:08,787 >> STORMTROOPER. 463 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:09,321 >> MY LORD. 464 00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:10,122 >> YUP. 465 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:10,656 >> MY LORD. 466 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:11,490 >> UH-HUH. 467 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,158 >> MY LORD. 468 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:12,858 >> YO. 469 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:13,492 >> MY LORD. 470 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,427 >> MM-HMM. 471 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:16,228 >> MY LORD. 472 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,363 >> [ SIGHS ] STORMTROOPER. 473 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:17,997 >> MY LORD. 474 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:18,564 >> STORMTROOPER. 475 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,165 >> MY LORD. 476 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:20,032 >> STORMTROOPER. 477 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:20,699 >> MY LORD. 478 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:21,667 >> STORMTROOPER. 479 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:22,301 >> MY LORD. 480 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:22,868 >> STORMTROOPER. 481 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:23,502 >> MY LORD. 482 00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:24,069 >> STORMTROOPER. 483 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:24,937 >> MY LORD. 484 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:25,771 >> STORMTROOPER, STORMTROOPER, 485 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:29,275 ST-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH! 486 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:30,276 >> MY LORD. 487 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:31,310 >> UGH. 488 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,077 >> MY LORD. 489 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,212 >> GO [BLEEP] YOURSELF. 490 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:33,979 >> MY LORD. 491 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,014 >> GO [BLEEP] YOURSELF. 492 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:35,781 >> MY LORD. 493 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:36,615 >> GO [BLEEP] YOURSELF! 494 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:37,415 >> MY LORD? 495 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,384 >> GO [BLEEP] YOURSELF! 496 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:41,253 >> AW. 497 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,957 >> WHAZZUP?! 498 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:46,492 >> [ SIGHS ] 499 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,793 >> GOOD AFTERNOON, MA'AM. 500 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:48,827 I'M SELLING FIRE INSURANCE AND 501 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:49,428 WOULD LOVE -- 502 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,963 >> NO, THANKS. 503 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:53,966 >> [ SIGHS ] 504 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:57,903 WE'LL GET ONE. WE'LL GET ONE. 505 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,405 >> SO ALL THE CLONES WERE LIKE, 506 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:00,272 "POW, POW, POW!" 507 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,240 AND IT WAS AWESOME. 508 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,408 JEDI BODIES EVERYWHERE. 509 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:03,375 IT WAS SO AWESOME. 510 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,810 >> I'M SURE YOU KILLED ALL THE 511 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:05,711 JEDI, MY MASTER. 512 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,079 >> OF COURSE I GOT THEM ALL, YOU 513 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:07,813 MORON. 514 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:08,714 I SAID IT WAS AWESOME. 515 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:09,582 IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN AWESOME IF 516 00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:10,249 I'D MISSED ANY. 517 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,750 >> HMM. 518 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:20,426 I'LL HAVE THE BISQUE. 519 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:21,827 >> AND I'LL HAVE THE CREAM OF 520 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,128 SPINACH, BUT NOT WITH THAT 521 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,798 LADLE, CLUMSY. 522 00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:30,035 >> [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 523 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,004 LADLE. LADLE, LADLE, LADLE. 524 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,272 >> OOH, COBBLER. 525 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,407 >> "LADLE." THAT'S A FUNNY WORD. 526 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:36,242 WAIT. 527 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:38,043 I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE 528 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:38,711 FORCE. 529 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:42,514 >> [ WHIMPERING ] 530 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:43,549 >> YOU DIDN'T GIVE US ANY 531 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:49,822 CRACKERS! 532 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,090 >> EVERYONE I KNOW IS DEAD. 533 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:52,558 >> UH, HAVE YOU GOT ANY MORE MAC 534 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,192 AND CHEESE? 535 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,893 >> YES, WE DO! 536 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,162 >> [ HUMMING ] 537 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,864 >> HEY, GARY, COULD YOU COVER 538 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,499 FOR ME WHILE I HIT THE HEAD? 539 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,134 I'M SITTING ON A CIGAR HERE. 540 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,769 >> YOU MEAN DRIVE THE DEATH 541 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:04,570 STAR?! 542 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,804 NO, MAN, I CAN'T DO THAT. 543 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,539 >> COME ON, MAN, I'M GROWING A 544 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:08,240 TAIL! 545 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,441 >> ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 546 00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:11,143 >> OH, OH, IT'S GONE FROM 547 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,611 PREVENTION TO TRIAGE! 548 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,513 CLEAN-UP ON AISLE MY SHORTS! 549 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,717 >> COME ON, MAN. WHERE ARE YOU? 550 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:19,285 [ ALARM BLARES ] 551 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:20,019 >> WARNING. 552 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,220 ON COURSE FOR IMPACT. 553 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:21,854 >> WHAT?! 554 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,591 OH! NO! UH...UH... 555 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:32,264 NO! OH, NO! OH, NO, NO, NO! 556 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,133 [ METAL SCREECHING ] 557 00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:35,868 >> OW! 558 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,136 >> UGH! 559 00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,337 >> AAH! 560 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,938 >> HUNGH! 561 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:40,739 >> [ CHOKING ] 562 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,207 >> N-N-N-NO! 563 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,909 >> WHAT THE... 564 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:51,083 >> AAH! OH. 565 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:56,689 >> COME ON, GARY! USE THE FORCE! 566 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,624 >> GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 567 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,659 >> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 568 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,027 BACK TO CLASS. 569 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:05,364 >> AWW! 570 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:08,500 >> MY DADDY WORKS THERE. 571 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:12,504 >> HE SHOT FIRST. AND LAST. 572 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:14,206 HE DOESN'T USE THE FORCE. 573 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:17,509 HE JUST USES FORCE. 574 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,378 HE HAS NEVER CALLED ANYTHING 575 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,181 "WIZARD." 576 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:23,982 HE HAS NEVER "HAD A BAD FEELING 577 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:27,319 ABOUT THIS." 578 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:31,657 >> LINE. 579 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,858 >> BOBA FETT IS... 580 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,560 THE MOST INTERESTING BOUNTY 581 00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,262 HUNTER IN THE GALAXY. 582 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,597 >> DO YOU SPEAK BOCCE? 583 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,631 >> OF COURSE I DO, SIR. 584 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:40,766 IT'S LIKE A SECOND LANGUAGE TO 585 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:41,700 ME. 586 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:42,434 I'M AS FLUENT IN BOCCE -- 587 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,302 >> ALL RIGHT, SHUT UP. 588 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,603 WHAT ABOUT SPANISH? 589 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,471 >> SPANISH? 590 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,339 >> YEAH. DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH? 591 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:48,774 >> UM, I-I... 592 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,743 I AM C-3PO, HUMAN CYBORG 593 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:53,078 RELATIONS, AND I'M FLUENT IN 594 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,280 OVER 6 MILLION FORMS OF -- 595 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,582 >> UH-OH! 596 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,951 EN ESTE CLASE, NOSOTROS HABLAMOS 597 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,386 EN ESPAÑOL. 598 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:01,954 BUENO? BUENO. 599 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,455 ME LLAMO ALFONSO. Y TU? 600 00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:06,191 COMO TE LLAMAS? 601 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,792 >> ME...LLAMO? 602 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:08,460 >> Sí. 603 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,795 >> C-3PO. 604 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,164 >> Sí. 3PO. 605 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:12,830 BUENO. 606 00:17:12,897 --> 00:17:14,933 >> NO, NO. C-3PO. 607 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,502 >> Sí. 3PO. 608 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,202 Sí? 609 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,771 >> C-3PO. 610 00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,873 >> Sí! MIRA! 3PO! 611 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:23,342 >> NO, I'M SAYING MY NAME BEGINS 612 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,042 WITH THE LETTER "C." 613 00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:27,112 >> EN ESTE CLASE, HABLAS EN 614 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:27,980 ESPAÑOL. 615 00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:28,513 ENTIENDES? 616 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,081 >> BUT -- 617 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:29,615 >> SIENTATE. 618 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:30,382 >> BUT -- 619 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,151 >> 3PO! ANDELE! ANDELE! 620 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:32,918 >> OH. 621 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:33,919 >> [ WHIRRING, BEEPING ] 622 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:34,887 >> HEY, ARTURITO! 623 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:37,189 EN ESPAÑOL, POR FAVOR! 624 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,090 >> [ BEEPS SADLY ] 625 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:38,857 >> WELL, DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH OR 626 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:39,491 NOT? 627 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:39,892 >> Sí... 628 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,693 3PO. 629 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,895 [ CHANNELS CHANGING ] 630 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,163 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 631 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,531 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUT 632 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:46,598 PLOWING THE FIELD. 633 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:47,399 >> IT'S HOT. 634 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:48,567 I'LL DO IT TOMORROW. 635 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,235 >> COME ON, MAN. IT'S YOUR JOB. 636 00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,371 >> UH, NOT REALLY FEELING IT. 637 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:53,705 HEY, COULD YOU MOVE A LITTLE? 638 00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,174 YOU'RE TOTALLY BLOCKING MY VIEW. 639 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,575 >> UNCLE OWEN, THIS DROID HAS A 640 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:57,509 BAD MOTIVATOR! 641 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,311 >> AND THEN LORD VADER SHOWS UP, 642 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,279 AND HE'S ALL... 643 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,014 "WHAT'S THIS LITTLE GIRL DOING 644 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:02,848 HERE?" 645 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,149 IT WAS NOT A GOOD DAY TO BE 646 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,784 WEARING WHITE ARMOR -- LET'S 647 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:06,785 JUST PUT IT THAT WAY. 648 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,120 >> I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD 649 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,021 IN AGES. 650 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,055 I'M SO HAPPY YOU TWO STOPPED BY. 651 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,323 >> YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT GOING 652 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,658 DOOR TO DOOR LOOKING FOR THOSE 653 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:13,692 DROIDS WAS GONNA SUCK. 654 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:14,993 BUT IF IT GETS ME OUT OF THE 655 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,361 HEAT AND FILLED UP WITH COOKIES 656 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,297 AND BLUE MILK, I'M ALL FOR IT. 657 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,932 AND SPEAKING OF BLUE MILK, COULD 658 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,600 I USE YOUR BATHROOM, BERU? 659 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,534 >> OF COURSE. 660 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,136 DOWN THE HALL ON THE LEFT. 661 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:26,138 >> [ HUMMING ] 662 00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:38,116 "APPLY DIRECTLY TO RECTAL 663 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:38,684 FISSURES"? 664 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:42,888 UGH! 665 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:43,956 UH-OH. 666 00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:45,023 NOT GOOD! 667 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,225 NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD. 668 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,794 UH... 669 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,662 OH [BLEEP] 670 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:54,733 UH, UH, UH, UH... 671 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,169 OH, IT'S SPREADING. OH. 672 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,403 UH, CARL, WE SHOULD GO. NOW. 673 00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,505 >> DON'T BE SILLY, GARY. 674 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:00,772 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE DROIDS 675 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:01,607 YET. 676 00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:02,508 >> OH, THAT'S OKAY. 677 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:03,542 I DON'T THINK THEY'RE THE DROIDS 678 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:04,409 WE'RE LOOKING FOR. 679 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,777 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GARY. 680 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:06,545 >> HI, BERU. 681 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:07,546 OOH, IT'S HOT OUT THERE. 682 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:08,814 >> OWEN, THESE YOUNG MEN ARE 683 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:09,982 HERE TO SEE THE DROIDS YOU 684 00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:10,849 BOUGHT YESTERDAY. 685 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:11,550 >> [ SNIFFS ] 686 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,518 IS SOMETHING BURNING? 687 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:13,218 >> GOT TO GO! 688 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:14,219 THANKS FOR YOUR TIME! 689 00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:15,621 >> GARY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 690 00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:16,722 IT'S LIKE 165 DEGREES -- 691 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:17,422 >> LOOK! 692 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,323 >> OH, MY GOD, OWEN! 693 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,725 >> BERU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 694 00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:20,993 CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! 695 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:21,994 >> MY PHOTO ALBUMS! 696 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:22,995 I CAN'T LEAVE THEM! 697 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:23,896 >> NO, BABY, NO! 698 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:25,497 WE'LL MAKE NEW MEMORIES! 699 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:26,265 >> RUN. JUST RUN. 700 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,332 >> OH, NOW WE'RE RUNNING. 701 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:28,467 >> SINGLE FILE, SINGLE FILE! 702 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:29,535 WE'LL BLAME IT ON THE SAND 703 00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:31,270 PEOPLE! 704 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,070 >> [ SCREAMING ] 705 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:34,806 >> OH, I'M BURNING ALIVE! 706 00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:39,478 >> UNCLE OWEN AND AUNT BERU -- 707 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,245 THEY'RE DEAD. 708 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,380 JUST LIKE THOSE JAWAS. 709 00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:42,848 >> OH, THE JAWAS WEREN'T DEAD. 710 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,016 THEY WERE JUST STUNNED. 711 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:45,484 THERE'S NOTHING YOU COULD HAVE 712 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:46,351 DONE, LUKE. 713 00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:47,586 HAD YOU BEEN THERE, YOU WOULD 714 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,054 HAVE BEEN KILLED, TOO, AND THE 715 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,589 DROIDS WOULD NOW BE IN THE HANDS 716 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,690 OF THE EMPIRE. 717 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,592 BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 718 00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:54,960 >> THE BRIGHT SIDE? 719 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,962 >> YES, I'D SAY THIS MAKES YOU 720 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,031 THE PROUD OWNER OF ONE KICK-ASS 721 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,065 SANDCRAWLER! 722 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,234 >> HOLY CRAP! YEAH! 723 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:03,635 [ "MAIN THEME FROM STAR WARS" 724 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,203 PLAYS ] 725 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:13,845 >> [ ROARS ] 726 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:18,817 [ "YAKETY SAX" PLAYS ] 727 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:19,918 >> BOO-YAH! 728 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:20,586 >> LOOK OUT! 729 00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:21,820 FILTHY SAND PEOPLE. 730 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,456 >> ARR-DUH! ARR-DUH! 731 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:25,390 >> HEY, TRY DIGESTING THIS 732 00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:27,125 DONUT! 733 00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:31,096 >> OH, I'M OLD, REMEMBER. 734 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:31,897 >> I CAN MAKE IT! 735 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:32,931 >> NO, LUKE -- IT'S TOO 736 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,400 DANGEROUS. 737 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:38,036 >> YEE-HAW! 738 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,504 >> LOOKS LIKE LUKE AND OLD BEN 739 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,239 BIT OFF A MITE MORE THAN THEY 740 00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:42,074 COULD CHEW. 741 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:45,344 RIGHT? "DUKES OF HAZZARD"? 742 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:45,944 [ SIGHS ] 743 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:46,778 YOU KNOW WHAT? 744 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:47,279 THERE'S NO NEED TO DRAG THIS 745 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,213 OUT. 746 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,081 THE PAY-OFF'S PRETTY WEAK. 747 00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:50,115 SO, UM, LET'S SEE. 748 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,483 TRYING TO FIND THE "PAUSE" 749 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,986 BUTTON HERE. 750 00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:55,120 WHOLE THING WAS JUST A BULL-CRAP 751 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:55,988 CAMERA-ANGLE TRICK. 752 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:56,922 SORRY TO STRING YOU ALONG LIKE 753 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:57,789 THAT. 754 00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:58,557 TELL YOU WHAT -- WE'LL TAKE A 755 00:20:58,624 --> 00:20:59,725 BREAK, COME BACK FRESH. 756 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:03,996 IMPERIAL BREAD TO FEED MY 757 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,430 STARVING GRANDCHILDREN. 758 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,065 HOW CAN THEY EXECUTE ME FOR 759 00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:07,733 THAT? 760 00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:09,468 [ LASERS FIRING ] 761 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:10,802 >> AREN'T YOU A LITTLE SHORT FOR 762 00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:11,536 A STORMTROOPER? 763 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:12,537 >> I'M LUKE SKYWALKER. 764 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:13,538 I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU. 765 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:18,844 [ LASERS FIRING ] 766 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,847 [ SILENCE ] 767 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,615 >> THEY'LL BE BACK. 768 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:24,683 I'LL JUST WAIT. 769 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,318 >> I'LL TOTALLY CHECK THE 770 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,085 BASEMENT. 771 00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:27,886 >> OH, NO! 772 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:32,791 DON'T YOU GO IN THERE, GIRL! 773 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:33,759 [ BUZZING ] 774 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:35,027 >> UH, MR. FEET? 775 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:37,763 MR. BOB A. FEET? 776 00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:40,565 >> SURE, WHATEVER. 777 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,434 >> IT SOUNDS LIKE THE REBELS ARE 778 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:43,168 ATTACKING! 779 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,103 THEY CAME BACK FOR ME! 780 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,438 >> ALL RIGHT, KID, NOW LET'S 781 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:47,739 BLOW THIS THING AND GO HOME! 782 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,675 [ LASERS FIRING ] 783 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:52,611 >> WHAT WAS THAT, NOW? 784 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:56,581 >> [ SCREAMING ] 785 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:57,282 UH-OH. 786 00:21:57,349 --> 00:22:01,219 [ SCREAMING ] 787 00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:04,990 AH, CRAP. I AM IN TROUBLE. 788 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:05,824 [ METAL PINGING ] 789 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,192 OOH, THERE'S THAT QUARTER I 790 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:08,226 DROPPED EARLIER. 791 00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:09,728 OH, THIS IS GONNA DRIVE ME 792 00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,096 [BLEEP] BANANAS. 793 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,432 GOTCHA! OH, MISSED IT. 794 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,467 GOTCHA! MISSED IT. 795 00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,169 I HAVE YOU NOW. 796 00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:19,371 OH! THE CLUB SODA DISPENSER! 797 00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:20,305 AW, HELL. 798 00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:22,708 THEY TOLD ME IT WAS A BAD IDEA, 799 00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,376 AND I DIDN'T LISTEN. 800 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:27,079 THEN I CHOKED THEM WITH MAGIC. 801 00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:27,913 OH, MAN. 802 00:22:27,979 --> 00:22:29,614 OH, THIS IS -- THIS IS 803 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:30,315 NAUSEATING. 804 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:30,982 WHEW. UH... 805 00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:31,883 [ UNZIPPING ] 806 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,351 I THINK I HAVE SOME DRAMAMINE IN 807 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,587 MY SHAVING KIT. 808 00:22:35,654 --> 00:22:37,723 NOPE, THAT'S HOTEL SOAP. WHOOPS. 809 00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,691 WELL, THAT'S WHAT I GET. 810 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:42,227 I NEVER USE THAT HOTEL SOAP, BUT 811 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:46,631 I STEAL IT EVERY TIME. 812 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,333 >> OH, I KNOW I SHOULD HELP HIM, 813 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,402 BUT I CAN'T LOOK AWAY. 814 00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:53,772 >> DAMN IT! 815 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:55,373 >> I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL. 816 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,041 >> DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 817 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,309 >> WHAT? NO. 818 00:22:57,375 --> 00:22:59,077 NO, UH, I WAS JUST... 819 00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:01,179 NO. 820 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,426 >> MAURICE, YOU MUST GO 821 00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:15,560 TO THE -- 822 00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:18,063 OH, LOOKS LIKE I MISSED MY 823 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,832 WINDOW HERE. 824 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:21,867 >> THE GUY WHO SOLD IT TO ME, HE 825 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:22,801 WAS LIKE, "WELL, YOU KNOW, IT 826 00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:23,668 FLIES LIKE THIS," AND I WAS 827 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:24,669 LIKE, "THAT DOESN'T SEEM EXACTLY 828 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:25,537 RIGHT," BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 829 00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:26,338 PRETTY DAMN COMFORTABLE. 830 00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:27,005 >> DID I DO OKAY ON 831 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:27,839 HORS D'OEUVRES? 832 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,307 EVERYONE GET ENOUGH TO EAT? 833 00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:30,308 >> HEY, GUYS. 834 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:32,210 I BROUGHT MY COUSIN THX-1138. 835 00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:33,378 HOPE THAT'S COOL. 836 00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:42,420 [ LOUD HARMONIC THX EFFECT ] 837 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:43,655 >> HEY, I DON'T WANT TO BE A 838 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:44,956 JERK, BUT YOUR COUSIN'S GOT TO 839 00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:47,959 GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE. 840 00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:48,794 >> YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER MET 841 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:49,628 ANOTHER WOOKIEE, CHEWIE, SO 842 00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:50,529 IT'LL BE GREAT TO FINALLY MEET 843 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:54,766 YOUR FAMILY. 844 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:56,301 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU'VE BEEN 845 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:57,469 NAKED ALL THESE YEARS. 846 00:23:57,536 --> 00:23:59,738 >> [ GROWLING ] 847 00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:00,939 >> WHAT'S IN THE CAVE? 848 00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:04,776 >> ONLY WHAT YOU TAKE WITH YOU. 849 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,344 >> YOUR WEAPONS -- YOU WILL NOT 850 00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:10,615 NEED THEM. 851 00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,250 STUTTER, DID I? HMM? 852 00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:14,219 UGH, NO USE THERE IS. 853 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,788 DO WHAT LUKE WILL DO, LUKE WILL 854 00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:18,156 DO. 855 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:20,292 [ LIGHTSABER HUMMING ] 856 00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:21,960 >> [ SCREAMING ] 857 00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:23,395 >> OH [BLEEP] 858 00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:24,663 OH, NO! NO! 859 00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:25,997 KILLED HIM YOU DID! 860 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:27,098 >> I-I-I-I THOUGHT IT WAS 861 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:27,899 DARTH VADER! 862 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:28,967 >> JUST SOME DUDE IT WAS! 863 00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:30,268 THE REASON I SAY NO WEAPONS 864 00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:31,136 THIS IS! 865 00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,037 >> IN MY DEFENSE, YOU PHRASED 866 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:33,238 THAT AS MORE OF A SUGGESTION. 867 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,539 >> THINK YOU WOULD STRAIGHT CUT 868 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:35,907 HIS HEAD OFF I DID NOT! 869 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:37,475 >> HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE ME. 870 00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:39,144 >> YES, KIND OF LOOK LIKE YOU HE 871 00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:40,178 DID! 872 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:41,479 JUMP OUT AND SCARE YOU HE WOULD, 873 00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:43,181 THEN REVEAL HIS FACE HE WOULD, 874 00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:45,150 AND BLOWN YOUR MIND WOULD BE! 875 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,718 >> WHAT WAS THE POINT? 876 00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:48,220 >> TO MAKE YOU THINK! 877 00:24:48,286 --> 00:24:50,021 >> OH, LIKE I WAS FIGHTING 878 00:24:50,088 --> 00:24:51,957 MYSELF OR SOMETHING LIKE -- 879 00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:52,691 WHAT? 880 00:24:52,757 --> 00:24:55,260 >> TO MAKE YOU THINK! 881 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,695 >> OH, DID YOU HEAR THAT, 882 00:24:56,761 --> 00:24:57,362 CHEWIE? 883 00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:58,330 HE HAD NO CHOICE! 884 00:24:58,396 --> 00:24:59,898 >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT -- 885 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:03,301 >> [ GROWLS ] 886 00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:05,503 >> I'M BACKWARDS, YOU IDIOT! 887 00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:06,872 OH... [ CHUCKLES ] 888 00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:09,407 BUT LOOK AT THAT CABOOSE. 889 00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:15,780 >> OH, AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN, DURR! 890 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:16,648 ODD CHOICE, MAN. 891 00:25:16,715 --> 00:25:17,782 I GUESS YOU'RE UNDER A LOT OF 892 00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:18,984 PRESSURE AT THE MOMENT, SO I 893 00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:24,556 SHOULDN'T JUDGE. 894 00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:25,290 OH, OH, GOD! 895 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,258 WHAT THE [BLEEP] MAN?! 896 00:25:26,324 --> 00:25:27,659 WHAT THE [BLEEP] JUST HIT ME IN 897 00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:28,326 THE EYE? 898 00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:29,160 WHO'S DOING THAT? 899 00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:30,395 WHO'S SHOOTING [BLEEP] AT MY 900 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:31,129 [BLEEP] FACE? 901 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,063 OH, IS THIS YOURS? 902 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:33,031 OH, I'M SORRY, MAN. 903 00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:34,532 MY FACE SEEMED TO GET IN THE WAY 904 00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:35,867 OF YOUR FLYING METAL MASSAGE 905 00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,502 WAND -- SORRY ABOUT THAT. 906 00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:39,471 >> DON'T SKIMP ON MY UMBRELLAS! 907 00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:41,439 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY -- LET A 908 00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:42,941 SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA. 909 00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:44,676 WELL, MY FACE IS A BIG LETTER 910 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,778 "T." 911 00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:48,680 I FORGET THE POINT. 912 00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:50,615 I FORGOT THE POINT. 913 00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:53,151 YOU GOT ANY MORE UMBRELLAS, 914 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,719 ELLAS, ELLAS? 915 00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:56,688 [ LAUGHS ] 916 00:25:56,755 --> 00:25:58,590 WHOOPS. I GOT IT. 917 00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:00,425 >> HEY, YOU OKAY TO FLY, MAN? 918 00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:01,993 >> HEY, TRUST ME, ISAAC. 919 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:07,032 I DRUNK BETTER WHEN I DRIVE. 920 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:08,867 WHOA, LEAVE NO CHILD BEHIND. 921 00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:10,835 ON DANCER, ON PRANCER, ON JAVA 922 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:12,404 AND BLITZEN. 923 00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:14,105 WHOA, OH. PARTY FOUL. 924 00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:16,174 YOU MADE ME DRINK MY SPILL. 925 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,543 I MEAN, YOU MADE ME DRINK MY -- 926 00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:20,011 I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU. 927 00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:20,946 HEY! 928 00:26:21,012 --> 00:26:23,315 YOU, SIR, ARE AN ASSHOLE. 929 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,383 [ LAUGHS ] 930 00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:26,718 I CALLED JODIE FOSTER AN 931 00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:27,953 ASSHOLE. 932 00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:28,820 WHOA! 933 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:30,188 AND NOW, A SWEET TREAT THAT'S 934 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,957 HARD TO BEAT, AND I DON'T MEAN 935 00:26:32,023 --> 00:26:35,894 MY TEAT MEAT! 936 00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:37,662 >> ARE THESE HYPOALLERGENIC? 937 00:26:37,729 --> 00:26:39,197 >> WHY DO I HAVE A T-SHIRT 938 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:39,798 CANNON? 939 00:26:39,864 --> 00:26:40,432 >> BOBA FETT! 940 00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:41,066 >> PRESENT. 941 00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:41,866 >> BOBA FETT? 942 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,068 >> TASTES LIKE YOUR MAMA'S 943 00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:43,568 KISSES. 944 00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:44,669 >> WHERE?! 945 00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:46,438 >> AAH! 946 00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:47,272 HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'. 947 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,106 I'LL BE BACK TO PICK YOU UP 948 00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:50,642 LATER. 949 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:52,510 >> [ CHOKES ] 950 00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:57,015 >> [ GRUNTING ] 951 00:26:57,082 --> 00:27:00,819 WOW. I'M KIND OF A BADASS. 952 00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:01,886 >> WE'RE GOING TO THE DAGOBAH 953 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:02,754 SYSTEM, R2. 954 00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:03,488 BUT FIRST, WE BETTER GET SOME 955 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:04,189 FUEL. 956 00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:06,057 >> [ BEEPS, WHIRS ] 957 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,802 >> [ GROANING ] 958 00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:43,762 [ BUZZ ] 959 00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:46,731 UGH. 960 00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:47,465 [ BUZZ ] 961 00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:54,639 UGH. 962 00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:55,306 [ DING ] 963 00:27:55,373 --> 00:28:03,481 [ SIGHS ] 964 00:28:03,681 --> 00:28:07,819 UGH! 965 00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:16,995 [ GROANS ] 966 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,264 UGH! 967 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:24,335 [ GROANING ] 968 00:28:24,402 --> 00:28:26,404 [ GROANING ] 969 00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:41,619 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 970 00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:57,068 UGH! 971 00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:58,069 ARGH! 972 00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:00,138 [ GROWLING ] 973 00:29:22,293 --> 00:29:24,496 >> BACK FROM THE DEAD, ASSHOLES! 974 00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:25,330 >> NO! 975 00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:26,498 >> HOW ABOUT A LITTLE FIRE, 976 00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:27,198 SCARECROW? 977 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:28,166 >> [ SCREAMING ] 978 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:29,434 >> TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, 979 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:30,135 SNOWFLAKE. 980 00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:31,035 >> [ SCREAMS ] 981 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,504 >> HEY, I GUESS THIS DEAL'S 982 00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:34,005 GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME. 983 00:29:34,072 --> 00:29:34,706 [ LAUGHS ] 984 00:29:34,772 --> 00:29:35,840 HEY, SARLAAC! 985 00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:37,308 HERE COME THE FUDGE! 986 00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:39,377 NOW, DON'T YOU GO SWIMMING FOR 987 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:40,879 AT LEAST 20 MINUTES. 988 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,046 >> [ GROWLING ] 989 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,048 >> SIT, CUJO, SIT. 990 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:44,682 GOOD DOG. 991 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:45,517 >> BOBA FETT! 992 00:29:45,583 --> 00:29:46,551 >> I KNOW, I KNOW. 993 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,752 I SHOULDN'T WEAR FUR. 994 00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:49,354 BUT I SAW IT, AND I JUST HAD TO 995 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:49,954 HAVE IT. 996 00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:50,889 DO YOU HATE ME? 997 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:51,856 >> I CAN'T SEE. 998 00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:53,591 >> OH, RIGHT, THE CARBON FREEZE. 999 00:29:53,658 --> 00:29:55,160 OH, IT TOOK YOUR SIGHT FOR A 1000 00:29:55,226 --> 00:29:56,127 TICK. 1001 00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:57,328 LET ME BE YOUR SEEING-EYE FETT. 1002 00:29:57,395 --> 00:29:58,163 >> AAH! 1003 00:29:58,229 --> 00:29:59,297 BOBA, YOU GOT YOUR MONEY FOR 1004 00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:00,198 TURNING ME IN -- 1005 00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:01,032 >> SHH. 1006 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:02,100 DON'T SPOIL IT, SWEETHEART. 1007 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,635 THIS ONE'S FOR THE LOVE OF THE 1008 00:30:03,701 --> 00:30:04,435 GAME. 1009 00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:05,370 >> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 1010 00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:06,938 >> IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE WHAT I 1011 00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:07,539 HEAR. 1012 00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:08,373 >> TAUNTAUNS? 1013 00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:10,141 >> COUPLE OF FUNNY FACTS -- 1014 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,110 YOU'RE HEAVIER THAN I THOUGHT, 1015 00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:13,878 AND TAUNTAUNS NEVER FORGET. 1016 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,280 >> [ SCREAMING ] 1017 00:30:15,346 --> 00:30:17,248 >> WHOA, AND I THOUGHT HE 1018 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:19,484 SMELLED BAD -- SAY IT WITH ME 1019 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:22,120 NOW -- ON THE OUTSIDE! 1020 00:30:22,187 --> 00:30:25,723 IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 1021 00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:27,892 HEY, HEY, LET ME GO! 1022 00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:29,194 LET ME GO! 1023 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,228 NO, NO! 1024 00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:31,729 [ SCREAMING ] 1025 00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:32,597 >> BOBA. 1026 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:33,665 >> THE WHOLE THING WAS JUST A 1027 00:30:33,731 --> 00:30:34,566 DREAM? 1028 00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:35,633 >> "YES" WITH AN "IF," "NO" WITH 1029 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:36,301 A "BUT." 1030 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:37,202 WE ARE IN THE PIT. 1031 00:30:37,268 --> 00:30:38,403 >> BUT I TOOK SOLO AND THE WHINY 1032 00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:39,370 BLOND KID OUT, RIGHT? 1033 00:30:39,437 --> 00:30:40,872 >> UH, NO, YOU DIDN'T. 1034 00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:41,839 [ RUMBLING ] 1035 00:30:41,906 --> 00:30:43,007 WELL, THE SARLAAC ATE SOME MORE 1036 00:30:43,074 --> 00:30:44,008 SAND PEOPLE, THOUGH. 1037 00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:45,210 YOU FEEL LIKE TUSKEN FOOD 1038 00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:45,743 TONIGHT? 1039 00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:46,611 >> [ SIGHS ] 1040 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,513 I GUESS. 1041 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,114 >> WHAT WAS YOUR DREAM ABOUT? 1042 00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,783 >> I DON'T -- I DON'T REMEMBER. 1043 00:30:51,849 --> 00:30:54,152 >> WAS IT A NAUGHTY DREAM? 1044 00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:55,954 >> UH... 1045 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:56,854 >> WAS I IN IT? 1046 00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:58,022 >> THE [BLEEP] WEEQUAY?! 1047 00:30:58,089 --> 00:30:59,457 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 1048 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,060 YEAH, YOU KNOW I WAS IN IT. 1049 00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:04,295 >> LEIA...LEIA, HEAR ME. 1050 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,663 >> I GOT YOU. 1051 00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:08,333 >> LEIA...I THINK I'M ABOUT TO 1052 00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:09,467 BE MUGGED. 1053 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,336 >> ABOUT TO BE WHAT? 1054 00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:13,204 MAN [BLEEP] YOU. 1055 00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:17,408 ENJOY THE VIEW, WEATHER VANE. 1056 00:31:17,475 --> 00:31:18,343 >> [ GROANS ] 1057 00:31:18,409 --> 00:31:19,277 COME ON, MAN! 1058 00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:21,079 GET THIS MOTHER [BLEEP] OFF ME! 1059 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:21,579 UGH! 1060 00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:23,648 NO! 1061 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,083 MAN! [BLEEP] MAN, WE GOT A GIG 1062 00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:25,984 TONIGHT! 1063 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,151 HOW WE SUPPOSED TO PLAY SOME GIG 1064 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:28,620 WITH THE HORN GUY DEAD AND THE 1065 00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:29,420 SINGER WOMAN DEAD? 1066 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:30,321 MAN! 1067 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:31,956 [BLEEP] MAN! 1068 00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:32,957 COME ON! 1069 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:33,891 AW, NO! 1070 00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:36,227 PIANO ALL BUSTED UP, MAN! 1071 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:38,963 THEM DEAD, THE PIANO ALL DEAD. 1072 00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,432 MOTHER [BLEEP] MAN, WE GOT A GIG 1073 00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:42,634 TONIGHT, MAN! 1074 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,103 WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THAT THING?! 1075 00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:46,771 GIANT OLD [BLEEP] THING WITH 1076 00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:48,373 TEETH GONNA EAT ME UP, MAN! 1077 00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:49,774 >> YO, JAZZ STEREOTYPE! 1078 00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:51,576 HOW ABOUT TOSSING DOWN A ROPE?! 1079 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:53,311 >> AIN'T NO ROPE UP HERE, MAN. 1080 00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:54,512 >> WE'RE NOT PICKY. 1081 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,214 >> AIN'T NOBODY UP HERE, MAN. 1082 00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:57,649 YOU TALKING TO YOU SELF. 1083 00:31:57,715 --> 00:31:59,117 YOU HAVING A DREAM, MAN. 1084 00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:00,218 I GOT A GIG TONIGHT, MAN. 1085 00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:01,252 >> I WILL [BLEEP] KILL YOU. 1086 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:02,320 DON'T YOU LEAVE ME DOWN HERE 1087 00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:04,188 WITH THIS TALKING WALNUT! 1088 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:05,623 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT HURTS ME. 1089 00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:06,691 THAT IS ONE OF THE 10. 1090 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:07,625 >> ONE OF THE WHAT? 1091 00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:08,459 >> ONE OF THE 10? 1092 00:32:08,526 --> 00:32:09,761 9 TIMES OUT OF 10, I ENJOY A 1093 00:32:09,827 --> 00:32:11,029 GOOD JOSHING, BUT ONE OUT OF 1094 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:11,863 EVERY 10 -- 1095 00:32:11,929 --> 00:32:13,164 >> I WILL PAY YOU 10 MILLION 1096 00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:14,565 SPACE DOLLARS FOR A [BLEEP] 1097 00:32:14,632 --> 00:32:15,266 ROPE! 1098 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:16,367 >> AW, MAN. 1099 00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:17,602 I'M SO [BLEEP] TIRED. 1100 00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:19,737 I GOT MY FEET HURTING, MAN. 1101 00:32:19,804 --> 00:32:21,172 BUT I GOT TO MAKE IT TO THE GIG, 1102 00:32:21,372 --> 00:32:22,073 MAN! 1103 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:23,841 DON'T NEVER MISS NO GIG! 1104 00:32:23,908 --> 00:32:26,778 I'M HERE, MAN! I MADE IT! 1105 00:32:26,844 --> 00:32:28,713 I WALKED ACROSS THE DESERT, MAN! 1106 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,082 [ "CANTINA BAND" PLAYS ] 1107 00:32:31,149 --> 00:32:34,419 NO! YOU GAVE THE GIG AWAY, MAN?! 1108 00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:35,987 THAT'S [BLEEP] UP, MAN! 1109 00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:37,689 I'M 30 MINUTES LATE, MAN! 1110 00:32:37,755 --> 00:32:39,223 THAT'S JAZZ TIME, MAN! 1111 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,693 SY SNOOTLES AND DROOPY McCOOL 1112 00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:44,228 DEAD IN VAIN, MAN! 1113 00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:45,530 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ALL SUCK. 1114 00:32:45,596 --> 00:32:46,831 I'M GONNA GO THROW MYSELF IN 1115 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:48,700 THAT DESERT [BLEEP] 1116 00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:53,371 [ SAXOPHONE PLAYING ] 1117 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,478 >> THE EMPEROR HAS MADE A 1118 00:33:00,545 --> 00:33:01,846 CRITICAL ERROR, AND THE TIME 1119 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:03,348 IS -- 1120 00:33:03,414 --> 00:33:04,515 I'M SORRY, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 1121 00:33:04,582 --> 00:33:06,984 >> PRUNE FACE, MA'AM. 1122 00:33:07,051 --> 00:33:08,419 >> ANYWAY. 1123 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:09,454 THE EMPEROR HAS MADE A CR-- 1124 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,521 >> WHEN THE FACE IS A PRUNE, 1125 00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:12,757 THEN ACTION GOES BOOM! 1126 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:15,226 >> ♪ ACTION! EXCITEMENT! ♪ 1127 00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:17,929 ♪ SLAYING LOADS OF SWEET ASS ♪ 1128 00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:19,230 ♪ PRUNE FACE ♪ 1129 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:23,134 ♪ PRUNE FACE ♪ 1130 00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:24,435 ♪ PRUNE FACE ♪ 1131 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:28,339 ♪ PRUNE FACE ♪ 1132 00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:29,307 ♪ PRUNE FACE ♪ 1133 00:33:29,374 --> 00:33:30,908 ♪ PRUNE FACE ♪ 1134 00:33:30,975 --> 00:33:32,076 ♪ PRUNE FACE ♪ 1135 00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:35,880 ♪ PRUNE FACE ♪ 1136 00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:37,181 ♪ PRUNE FACE ♪ 1137 00:33:37,248 --> 00:33:38,349 ♪ PRUNE FACE ♪ 1138 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:40,451 [ DING ] 1139 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,186 >> WELL, THEN, GLAD TO HAVE YOU 1140 00:33:42,253 --> 00:33:43,354 ABOARD, PRUNE FACE. 1141 00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:44,856 YOU'LL BE A GREAT ASSET TO 1142 00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:45,556 THIS -- 1143 00:33:45,623 --> 00:33:46,624 >> ACTUALLY, I LIED. 1144 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,359 I'M JUST HERE TO FIX THE COPIER 1145 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:49,527 MACHINE. 1146 00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:51,596 >> [ SIGHS ] 1147 00:33:51,662 --> 00:33:52,397 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 1148 00:33:52,463 --> 00:33:53,264 THE EMPEROR HAS -- 1149 00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:55,032 >> IT'S YOUR TONER, PROBABLY. 1150 00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:56,234 >> ♪ PRUNE FACE ♪ 1151 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:58,302 ♪ PRUNE FACE ♪ 1152 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,004 >> [ HUMMING "CANTINA THEME" 1153 00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:01,672 SEDUCTIVELY ] 1154 00:34:08,746 --> 00:34:10,181 ♪ IT'S A ♪ 1155 00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:12,016 ♪ TRA-A-A-A-P ♪ 1156 00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:13,717 YOU'RE THINKING OF EATING ME, 1157 00:34:13,784 --> 00:34:14,518 AREN'T YOU? 1158 00:34:14,585 --> 00:34:16,154 I'M THINKING THE SAME THING, 1159 00:34:16,219 --> 00:34:17,321 [BLEEP] 1160 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:18,589 >> ARE YOU SURE THIS IS OKAY? 1161 00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:19,824 >> YOU'RE IN-COUNTRY, DUDE. 1162 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:20,792 LIVE A LITTLE. 1163 00:34:20,858 --> 00:34:21,893 NOW, SHE'S PRETTY SENSITIVE, SO 1164 00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:23,895 GO EASY ON THE THROTTLE, OKAY? 1165 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:24,762 >> ALL RIGHT. 1166 00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:27,498 WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! 1167 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:29,167 >> OH, CRAZY KID. 1168 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:31,068 >> THIS IS SO AWESOME! 1169 00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:32,904 IT'S LIKE A DREAM! 1170 00:34:32,969 --> 00:34:35,672 IT'S LIKE A DREAM! 1171 00:34:35,739 --> 00:34:37,507 WHOO! [ LAUGHS ] 1172 00:34:37,574 --> 00:34:39,177 YEAH! 1173 00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:42,280 BEAR! 1174 00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:43,414 >> [ SCREAMING ] 1175 00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:44,382 >> UH... 1176 00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:46,650 GOD, OH, MAN, I HIT THAT LITTLE 1177 00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:47,385 THING. 1178 00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:48,286 >> [ SCREAMING ] 1179 00:34:48,351 --> 00:34:49,120 >> OH, MY GOD. 1180 00:34:49,187 --> 00:34:50,221 OH, GEEZ, I'M SORRY. 1181 00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:51,489 I'M SO SORRY. 1182 00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:52,322 LISTEN. 1183 00:34:52,389 --> 00:34:54,559 THIS IS MY FIRST RIDE ON -- 1184 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:55,760 OH, GOD, OH. 1185 00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:57,295 OH, GOD! 1186 00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:58,096 OKAY, PAL. 1187 00:34:58,162 --> 00:34:59,063 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1188 00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:00,798 I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS. 1189 00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:02,233 I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS. 1190 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:03,301 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1191 00:35:03,367 --> 00:35:04,902 >> I'M JUST GONNA PUT YOU OUT OF 1192 00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:06,904 YOUR FURRY MISERY, OKAY? 1193 00:35:06,971 --> 00:35:07,738 >> [ SCREAMING ] 1194 00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:10,174 >> OH, GOD! OH, GOD! OH, NO! 1195 00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:11,676 I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! 1196 00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:12,643 I'LL FIX IT! 1197 00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:14,312 NO MORE PAIN, I PROMISE! 1198 00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:15,346 NO MORE PAIN! 1199 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,215 YOU'RE GOING TO A BETTER PLACE 1200 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:18,216 NOW. 1201 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:18,883 >> Gary, where'd you go, man? 1202 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:19,550 >> [ SCREAMS ] 1203 00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:21,919 >> OH! EW. 1204 00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:23,321 >> Gary? 1205 00:35:23,387 --> 00:35:24,589 >> ALL GOOD HERE. BE BACK SOON. 1206 00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:25,623 IT'S LIKE A DREAM. OVER. 1207 00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:27,225 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1208 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,125 >> [ SCREAMING ] 1209 00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:29,527 >> YOU GOT TO SHUT UP, MAN. 1210 00:35:29,594 --> 00:35:30,795 I KNOW IT HURTS. I KNOW. 1211 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,029 JUST -- JUST KEEP IT TO 1212 00:35:32,096 --> 00:35:32,630 YOURSELF! 1213 00:35:32,697 --> 00:35:35,233 >> [ SCREAMING ] 1214 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:37,068 >> SORRY. 1215 00:35:37,134 --> 00:35:45,109 >> [ SCREAMING ] 1216 00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:46,911 >> [ SOBBING ] 1217 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,613 I'M SO SORRY. 1218 00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:52,917 YOU WERE SO CUTE. 1219 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,452 OKAY, OKAY. 1220 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:57,788 PULL IT TOGETHER. YOU'RE OKAY. 1221 00:35:57,855 --> 00:36:03,694 IT'S OVER, G. 1222 00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:05,596 [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] 1223 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:07,265 WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL? 1224 00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:08,633 OH, SCHNIZZLE. 1225 00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:11,269 ME AND CHIEF DRINKS-A-LOT OVER 1226 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,404 HERE, WE WAS JUST PUTTING BACK A 1227 00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:14,805 FEW, AND, YOU KNOW. 1228 00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:16,140 GLUG-GLUG-GLUG-GLUG-GLUG! 1229 00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:16,874 [ LAUGHS ] 1230 00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:17,608 RIGHT?! 1231 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:19,143 RIGHT? 1232 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:20,778 RIGHT? 1233 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:23,347 RIGHT. 1234 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:31,088 >> AND NOW, YOUNG SKYWALKER, YOU 1235 00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:32,823 WILL DIE. 1236 00:36:32,890 --> 00:36:35,326 >> [ SCREAMS ] 1237 00:36:35,393 --> 00:36:36,460 [ SCREAMING ] 1238 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,563 >> WOW, I FEEL LIKE MY ENTIRE 1239 00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:40,565 CAREER LED UP TO THIS MOMENT. 1240 00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:41,365 FEELS GOOD. 1241 00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:42,500 I SEE YOU, BUDDY. 1242 00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:44,235 CRAZY. THIS IS YOUR SON, HUH? 1243 00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:46,137 GUESS YOU OWE ME ONE FOR GETTING 1244 00:36:46,203 --> 00:36:47,972 YOU OUT OF 20-ODD YEARS OF BACK 1245 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,173 CHILD SUPPORT, HUH? 1246 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,075 >> GOD, HIS TEETH ARE SO YELLOW. 1247 00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:52,743 I GUESS WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE A 1248 00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:54,445 MELTED CANDLE, FLOSSING WOULD 1249 00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:56,180 JUST SEEM LIKE PISSING IN THE 1250 00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:56,814 WIND. 1251 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:58,182 >> [ SCREAMING ] 1252 00:36:58,249 --> 00:36:59,650 FATHER! 1253 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:00,618 >> OH, MAN. 1254 00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:02,520 WAS I THAT WHINY WHEN I WAS A 1255 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,789 KID? 1256 00:37:04,855 --> 00:37:06,424 HOW COME NO ONE SAYS "WIZARD" 1257 00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:07,391 ANYMORE? 1258 00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:09,126 >> [ SCREAMING ] 1259 00:37:09,193 --> 00:37:11,028 WOW, THIS LIGHTNING REALLY 1260 00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:11,696 HURTS. 1261 00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:13,030 LIKE, REALLY BAD. 1262 00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:15,199 I KNOW IT'S PROBABLY NOT COOL, 1263 00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:17,335 BUT I'M THINKING ABOUT PLAYING 1264 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:19,470 DEAD. 1265 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:20,371 [ SCREAMING ] 1266 00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:21,572 NOPE, CAN'T DO IT. 1267 00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:23,374 THIS IS SO PAINFUL, I LITERALLY 1268 00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:24,775 CANNOT STOP SCREAMING. 1269 00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:26,510 I CAN'T LIE -- IF THE EMPEROR 1270 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:28,179 ASKED ME TO KILL MY DAD, I'M 1271 00:37:28,245 --> 00:37:29,447 50/50 ON SAYING YES. 1272 00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:31,949 THAT'S HOW BAD THIS HURTS. 1273 00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:33,417 MEH! LOOKED RIGHT IN THE 1274 00:37:33,484 --> 00:37:34,285 LIGHTNING. 1275 00:37:34,352 --> 00:37:35,853 GOD, IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO A 1276 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,821 LASER POINTER. 1277 00:37:36,887 --> 00:37:38,623 IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BUT 1278 00:37:38,689 --> 00:37:40,324 EQUALLY PAINFUL TYPE OF PAIN. 1279 00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:42,026 OH, I'M GONNA BE SEEING SPOTS 1280 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,160 FOR LIKE AN HOUR. 1281 00:37:43,227 --> 00:37:44,495 >> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 1282 00:37:44,562 --> 00:37:46,063 HOW IS THAT MY KID IF THIS 1283 00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:47,565 KNOB-JOB SAYS I KILLED MY 1284 00:37:47,632 --> 00:37:49,066 PREGNANT WIFE? 1285 00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:51,602 IT'S A MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE! 1286 00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:54,238 >> WOW, YOU'RE REALLY LOOKING 1287 00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:56,207 INTO MY SOUL THERE, BUDDY. 1288 00:37:56,273 --> 00:37:58,075 SERIOUSLY, DUDE, WHAT IS IT? 1289 00:37:58,142 --> 00:37:59,310 OH, MY GOD, IS HE... 1290 00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:00,945 IS HE GONNA TRY AND KISS ME? 1291 00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:02,513 >> IS MY DAD GONNA KISS THE 1292 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:05,016 EMPEROR? 1293 00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:05,650 >> OH, MY GOD. 1294 00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:06,517 THIS IS HAPPENING. 1295 00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:08,085 STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU IDIOT! 1296 00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:09,954 >> HEY, LISTEN, I DON'T MEAN TO 1297 00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,889 BE A PAIN, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO 1298 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:12,623 ASK FOR A RAISE. 1299 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:13,324 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1300 00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:14,058 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 1301 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:14,792 >> YOU GUYS ARE BUSY. 1302 00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:15,559 >> PUT -- PUT ME DOWN! 1303 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:16,193 >> I'LL COME BACK LATER. 1304 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:17,094 >> PUT ME DOWN! 1305 00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:19,397 [ SCREAMING ] 1306 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:20,398 >> FATHER! 1307 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,500 >> THAT WAS PRETTY WIZARD, 1308 00:38:22,566 --> 00:38:24,368 WASN'T IT, SON? 1309 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:25,136 >> WHAT? 1310 00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:28,706 >> I'M BRINGING IT BACK! 1311 00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:29,640 >> PUT ME DOWN! 1312 00:38:29,707 --> 00:38:31,108 [ SCREAMING ] 1313 00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:32,810 [ "BABA O'RILEY" PLAYS ] 1314 00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:34,412 YOU KNOW, LOOKING BACK, IT ALL 1315 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,247 MAKES SENSE. 1316 00:38:36,313 --> 00:38:39,917 DREAM BIG... 1317 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:43,421 LIVE BIG... 1318 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:47,591 LOVE BIG... 1319 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:49,193 FALL TO YOUR DEATH DOWN A GIANT 1320 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:50,361 [BLEEP] HOLE. 1321 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:53,197 NOW I KNOW, WHICH IS EXACTLY 0% 1322 00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:54,398 OF THE BATTLE, APPARENTLY. 1323 00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:59,170 [ SCREAMING ] 1324 00:38:59,236 --> 00:39:02,640 [ SCREAMING ] 1325 00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:03,874 [ SCREAMING ] 1326 00:39:03,941 --> 00:39:04,809 THINK, PALPATINE! 1327 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,077 HOW DO THEY DO THIS IN THE 1328 00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:06,610 MOVIES?! 1329 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:07,378 OH, YEAH! 1330 00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:09,280 "POINT BREAK," BITCHES! 1331 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:20,958 HMM, THIS LOOKS PROMISING. 1332 00:39:21,158 --> 00:39:22,960 AAH! 1333 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:26,664 [ SQUEAKING ] 1334 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:27,431 >> MY LORD. 1335 00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:29,100 >> GO [BLEEP] YOURSELF! 1336 00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:30,835 >> AW. 1337 00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:32,937 THIS IS THE SAME CHASM! 1338 00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:34,939 WAIT A MINUTE. 1339 00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:38,042 EXECUTE ORDER 67. 1340 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:41,212 [ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 1341 00:39:41,278 --> 00:39:42,947 >> ♪ LIKE THIS ♪ 1342 00:39:43,013 --> 00:39:44,215 ♪ LIKE THIS ♪ 1343 00:39:44,281 --> 00:39:44,915 >> THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE 1344 00:39:44,982 --> 00:39:45,816 ORDER 67. 1345 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:48,185 NO, NO, WAIT, YES. YES, IT DOES. 1346 00:39:48,252 --> 00:39:49,086 YES, IT DOES. 1347 00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:49,887 I MEANT 68. 1348 00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:50,955 EXECUTE ORDER 68! 1349 00:39:51,021 --> 00:39:52,256 WHAT AM I DOING, MAN? 1350 00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:53,324 WHAT AM I DOING? 1351 00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:54,358 THIS IS THE END. 1352 00:39:54,425 --> 00:39:56,093 I'VE GOT TO MAKE AMENDS FOR MY 1353 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,528 LIFE. 1354 00:39:57,595 --> 00:39:58,929 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 1355 00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:00,397 >> MUY MUY. 1356 00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:01,832 >> JAR JAR, IT'S PALPATINE. 1357 00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:03,334 LOOK, I NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR 1358 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,902 MANIPULATING YOU INTO GRANTING 1359 00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:06,036 ME EMERGENCY POWERS. 1360 00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:07,505 IT WAS WRONG, AND I'M SORRY. 1361 00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:08,405 >> OH, SAY YES! 1362 00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:09,206 RIGHT, PALPY. 1363 00:40:09,273 --> 00:40:11,142 YOUSA MANIPULATED ME. 1364 00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:13,110 OKAY, PALPY. 1365 00:40:13,177 --> 00:40:15,346 [ CHUCKLES ] 1366 00:40:15,412 --> 00:40:18,749 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 1367 00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:21,886 [ CACKLES EVILLY ] 1368 00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:23,254 >> WOW, THAT FELT PRETTY GOOD. 1369 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,555 [ "BABA O'RILEY" CONTINUES ] 1370 00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:25,856 MAYBE THAT SKYWALKER KID WAS 1371 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:26,757 RIGHT. 1372 00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:29,460 OKAY, PALPATINE, IF YOU'RE GONNA 1373 00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:30,961 DO THIS, DO IT. 1374 00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:32,930 LET GO OF YOUR ANGER. 1375 00:40:32,997 --> 00:40:34,799 LET GO OF YOUR HATE. 1376 00:40:34,865 --> 00:40:36,467 OH, HEY, THERE IT GOES. 1377 00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:37,501 WHEW, THAT'S NICE. 1378 00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:38,936 I DEFINITELY FEEL A LITTLE 1379 00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:40,204 ONE-IER WITH THE FORCE. 1380 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:41,872 OOH, MAYBE I'LL GET TO COME BACK 1381 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:43,707 AS ONE OF THOSE BLUE GHOSTS. 1382 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:45,142 YOU WERE RIGHT, LUKE. 1383 00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:46,210 YOU WERE -- 1384 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:47,444 [BLEEP] 1385 00:40:47,511 --> 00:40:50,281 [ BOTH SCREAM ] 1386 00:40:50,347 --> 00:40:52,049 >> OH, MY GOD. 1387 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,717 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY A LITTLE 1388 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:54,985 MANSCAPING DOWN THERE. 1389 00:40:55,052 --> 00:40:57,288 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1390 00:40:57,354 --> 00:40:58,622 >> YOU'RE LIKE A SHORT STACK OF 1391 00:40:58,689 --> 00:41:00,691 PANCAKES. 1392 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:09,300 >> UGH. 1393 00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:10,467 OH, YOU STUCK AROUND. 1394 00:41:10,534 --> 00:41:11,836 GREAT, YOU DIDN'T MISS THE 1395 00:41:11,902 --> 00:41:13,470 VISUAL TREAT OF MY FROZEN CORPSE 1396 00:41:13,537 --> 00:41:14,972 FLOATING NAKED IN A VACUUM -- 1397 00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:16,607 JUST WHAT MAMA PALPATINE DREAMED 1398 00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:17,675 FOR HER LITTLE BOY. 1399 00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:19,310 SORRY, MA. 1400 00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:20,744 ANYWAY, IF YOU STUCK AROUND THIS 1401 00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:22,179 LONG, YOU'LL PROBABLY WANT SOME 1402 00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:23,614 FINAL WORDS OF WISDOM, SO LISTEN 1403 00:41:23,681 --> 00:41:25,015 CLOSE. 1404 00:41:25,082 --> 00:41:30,521 [BLEEP] YOU. 1405 00:41:30,588 --> 00:41:31,789 >> ♪ BA-BAWK BA-BAWK BA-BAWK ♪ 1406 00:41:31,856 --> 00:41:33,157 ♪ BA-BA-BA-BA-BAWK ♪ 1407 00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:35,693 ♪ BAWK, BA-BA-BA-BA-BAWK ♪ 1408 00:41:35,759 --> 00:41:37,428 ♪ BA-BA-BA-BA-BAWK ♪ 1409 00:41:37,494 --> 00:41:39,430 ♪ BA-BA-BA-BAWK ♪ 1410 00:41:39,496 --> 00:41:40,431 >> ♪ BA-BAWK, BA-BA-BA-BA 1411 00:41:40,497 --> 00:41:42,666 BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BAWK ♪ 1412 00:41:42,733 --> 00:41:44,335 >> [ GROANS ] 1413 00:41:44,401 --> 00:41:45,703 WHAT HAPPENED? 1414 00:41:45,769 --> 00:41:47,137 OH, I WAS HURT. 1415 00:41:47,204 --> 00:41:49,406 I-I THINK I MUST HAVE PASSED 1416 00:41:49,607 --> 00:41:50,341 OUT. 1417 00:41:50,407 --> 00:41:52,343 DID I TAKE MY MASK OFF OR 1418 00:41:52,409 --> 00:41:53,944 SOMETHING? 1419 00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:55,312 OH, MY GOD. 1420 00:41:55,379 --> 00:41:56,447 OH, MY GOD! 1421 00:41:56,513 --> 00:41:59,917 OH! OH, GOD, OH! 1422 00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:02,353 [ SCREAMING ] 1423 00:42:02,419 --> 00:42:04,154 >> DO YOU HEAR SCREAMING? 1424 00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:06,290 >> THAT'S JUST THE HISS OF THE 1425 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,025 STEAM ESCAPING THE LOGS. 1426 00:42:08,092 --> 00:42:09,226 >> [ SINGING IN NATIVE 1427 00:42:09,293 --> 00:42:11,996 LANGUAGE ] 1428 00:42:12,062 --> 00:42:14,431 >> [ ROARING ] 1429 00:42:14,498 --> 00:42:17,368 [ COUGHING ] 1430 00:42:17,434 --> 00:42:19,770 OH! FINALLY! 1431 00:42:19,837 --> 00:42:21,705 TWO TRILOGIES AND I COULDN'T SAY 1432 00:42:21,772 --> 00:42:23,207 A DAMN WORD! 1433 00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:25,442 NOW, WHERE'S THAT BITCH THAT 1434 00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:27,578 CALLED ME A WALKING CARPET? 1435 00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:29,613 >> AAH! AAH! I'M ON FIRE! 1436 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,514 I'M ON FIRE! 1437 00:42:30,581 --> 00:42:33,584 >> YOU'RE NOT ON FIRE. 1438 00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:35,219 >> BLOWS, THIS PARTY DOES. 1439 00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:37,054 >> LOOK AT THAT POOR BASTARD, 1440 00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:38,889 PRAYING HIS FRIENDS DON'T SEE 1441 00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:39,623 HIM HERE. 1442 00:42:39,690 --> 00:42:40,891 >> LET'S JUST JET. 1443 00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:42,393 LUKE WON'T EVEN NOTICE. 1444 00:42:42,459 --> 00:42:43,327 >> HI, GUYS. 1445 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,128 >> [BLEEP] 1446 00:42:44,194 --> 00:42:45,663 >> OH, HEY, YEAH, HI. 1447 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,097 WRAP IT UP ALREADY. 1448 00:42:47,164 --> 00:42:49,199 WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER. 1449 00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:50,701 [ LOUD HARMONIC THX EFFECT ] 1450 00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:52,770 OH, YOU SPECIAL EDITION [BLEEP] 1451 00:42:52,836 --> 00:42:53,504 >> UP YOURS! 1452 00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:54,338 [ LAUGHS ] 1453 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:55,539 >> YOU'RE A WALKING CARPET, 1454 00:42:55,606 --> 00:42:56,340 BITCH! 1455 00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:57,341 >> OUR ONE CHANCE THIS IS. 1456 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:58,008 >> SWEET. 1457 00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,110 >> LET'S DO THIS. 1458 00:43:00,177 --> 00:43:01,412 >> WHAZZUP, WHAZZUP? 1459 00:43:01,478 --> 00:43:03,314 FOURTH-QUARTER CONVERSION TO THE 1460 00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:04,515 LIGHT SIDE, Y'ALL! 1461 00:43:04,581 --> 00:43:05,783 MY STORY'S NOT OVER! 1462 00:43:05,849 --> 00:43:07,084 WE PARTYING OR WHAT? 1463 00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:08,786 [ LAUGHS ] 1464 00:43:08,852 --> 00:43:10,254 OH, THIS IS COMPLETELY 1465 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:11,322 UN-WIZARD. 1466 00:43:11,388 --> 00:43:12,589 >> ♪ BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK 1467 00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:14,091 BA-BA-BA-BAWK ♪ 1468 00:43:14,158 --> 00:43:15,893 ♪ BA-BA-BAWK ♪ 1469 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:20,264 ♪ BA-BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWK ♪ 1470 00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:23,334 >> BAWK. 1471 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,402 >> OKAY, GIVE ME A COLOR. 1472 00:43:25,469 --> 00:43:26,770 >> PINK. 1473 00:43:26,837 --> 00:43:28,439 >> P-I-N-K. 1474 00:43:28,505 --> 00:43:29,974 OKAY, NOW GIVE ME A NUMBER. 1475 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:30,641 >> THREE. 1476 00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:31,809 >> ONE, TWO, THREE. 1477 00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:32,576 OKAY. 1478 00:43:32,643 --> 00:43:33,410 OOH, YOU LIVE ON NABOO. 1479 00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:34,578 YOU'RE MARRIED TO A BOOKISH 1480 00:43:34,645 --> 00:43:35,245 BRUNETTE. 1481 00:43:35,312 --> 00:43:36,013 HER NAME IS TINA. 1482 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:36,847 AND YOU WORK -- 1483 00:43:36,914 --> 00:43:38,048 >> DOES SHE HAVE BIG BOOBS? 1484 00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:38,983 >> IT DOESN'T SAY. 1485 00:43:39,049 --> 00:43:40,184 >> OOH, MAKE THAT A THING. 1486 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:41,618 >> I'M NOT MAKING THAT A THING. 1487 00:43:41,685 --> 00:43:42,987 OKAY, YOU DO ME NOW. 1488 00:43:43,053 --> 00:43:43,988 [ RUMBLING ] 1489 00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:44,955 >> GUYS. 1490 00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:48,158 GUYS, IT'S ME, THE SARLAAC PIT. 1491 00:43:48,225 --> 00:43:49,026 >> UH, HI? 1492 00:43:49,093 --> 00:43:50,361 >> HI. YEAH, LOOK. 1493 00:43:50,427 --> 00:43:52,296 UH, DON'T MEAN TO BE A PRICK, 1494 00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:54,431 BUT YOU TWO GUYS HAVE GOT TO GET 1495 00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:55,632 THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE. 1496 00:43:55,699 --> 00:44:01,205 >> Both: WH-O-O-O-OA! 1497 00:44:01,271 --> 00:44:02,806 >> WE'RE... 1498 00:44:02,873 --> 00:44:03,707 WE'RE FREE! 1499 00:44:03,774 --> 00:44:04,675 >> [ LAUGHS ] 1500 00:44:04,742 --> 00:44:05,576 WE MADE IT! 1501 00:44:05,642 --> 00:44:07,277 >> FREE! 1502 00:44:07,344 --> 00:44:08,345 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 1503 00:44:08,412 --> 00:44:09,246 >> YEAH! 1504 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:11,015 ALL RIGHT! 1505 00:44:11,081 --> 00:44:15,185 SO...NOW WHAT? 1506 00:44:15,252 --> 00:44:21,125 [ PIANO RIFF PLAYS ] 1507 00:44:21,191 --> 00:44:26,196 [ "LAPTI NEK" PLAYS ] 1508 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:35,672 >> "EPISODE SIETE, BOBA ON THE 1509 00:44:35,739 --> 00:44:36,507 HUNT"! 1510 00:44:36,573 --> 00:44:37,741 SEMICOLON, "WATCH YOUR ASS, 1511 00:44:37,808 --> 00:44:39,610 SOLO." 1512 00:44:39,676 --> 00:44:41,111 AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S 1513 00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:42,646 HOLY, DO NOT SMASH CUT TO THAT 1514 00:44:42,713 --> 00:44:44,214 [BLEEP] ORANGU--