1 00:00:02,902 --> 00:00:10,043 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 2 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:12,011 [ WIND HOWLING ] 3 00:00:16,248 --> 00:00:20,019 ARKHAM ASYLUM -- PRISON TO THE GREATEST SUPERVILLAINS THE WORLD 4 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,821 HAS EVER KNOWN. 5 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:23,189 AND MR. BANJO. 6 00:00:23,256 --> 00:00:25,625 EVER SINCE THE FIRST "ROBOT CHICKEN DC COMICS 7 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:29,129 SPECIAL," #RCDC, HUMANITY HAS BEEN SAFE FROM 8 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,697 THESE DEVIANTS... 9 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,531 UNTIL... 10 00:00:32,598 --> 00:00:34,534 TONIGHT. 11 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:36,503 [ MARCH PLAYS ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] 12 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:09,969 [ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ] 13 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:21,181 AND NOW THE "ROBOT CHICKEN DC COMICS SPECIAL 2: VILLAINS IN 14 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:22,449 PARADISE." 15 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:24,417 #RCDC2VIP. 16 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:29,155 WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES? 17 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:29,923 NO! 18 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:31,524 OKAY. THANKS, MISTER. 19 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:35,161 BUT BIZARRO...SAID NO. 20 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,130 [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ] OH, THIS COMMUTE IS MURDER. 21 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:45,003 OKAY. 22 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:48,741 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] LET'S DO THIS. 23 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:51,344 [ FLIES BUZZING ] UNH! 24 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:55,315 GET AW-- OW! YOU LITTLE VAMPIRES! 25 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:59,919 [ GRUNTING ] UNH! 26 00:01:59,985 --> 00:02:02,889 OH, MY MOCCASIN. 27 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,525 [ ALLIGATOR ROARS ] OH, NO, NOT AGAIN! 28 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,060 NO, NO! 29 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:08,895 JUST BE GENTLE, MR. SNAPPY. 30 00:02:08,961 --> 00:02:11,498 [ BEEPS ] WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PIECE 31 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:15,802 OF SHIT SWIPE IT SLOWER. 32 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,537 [ BEEPS ] AH, THAT'S TOO SLOW. 33 00:02:17,603 --> 00:02:18,404 AAH! 34 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,572 IS IT FACING THE RIGHT WAY? 35 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,075 OF COURSE IT'S FACING THE RIGHT -- 36 00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:23,209 OKAY, IT WAS NOT. 37 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:24,844 DAD, THIS IS TOTAL BULL CRAP. 38 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:26,212 IT'S SPRING BREAK. 39 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:28,882 MY BOYFRIEND INVITED ME TO HIS FAMILY'S PLACE AT THE BEACH. 40 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:31,451 WELL, THE COURT SAYS I GET YOU ON WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS. 41 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,786 LIKE IT OR NOT, WE'RE SPENDING THIS TIME TOGETHER. 42 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:34,787 UGH! DOING WHAT? 43 00:02:34,853 --> 00:02:38,057 OH, I HAVE A PLAN FOR YOU. 44 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:40,994 GIVE ME A DOUBLE ESPRESSO LATTE, HALF DECAF, MEDIUM FOAM, 45 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:42,829 WITH A DUSTING OF DUTCH CHOCOLATE. 46 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,030 THAT BALD SON OF A BITCH. 47 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,565 DOES WEATHER WIZARD WANT COFFEE? 48 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,000 I TEXTED HIM. 49 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:48,935 I THINK HE'S RESPONDING BECAUSE THOSE THREE DOTS ARE HOVERING 50 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:49,969 RIGHT THERE. 51 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:52,372 [ GRUNTS ] TALL CAFé LATTE, PLEASE. 52 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:53,973 OKAY. THAT'S $3.95. 53 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,175 [ CHUCKLES ] YOU DIDN'T ASK ME IF I WANTED 54 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:57,243 WHIP OR NO WHIP. 55 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,612 DO YOU WANT WHIP? 56 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:00,113 WHIP. 57 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:01,180 GREAT. 58 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:02,682 DO I WANT AN EXTRA SHOT OF ESPRESSO? 59 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:03,883 I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU? 60 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:05,184 WE'LL SEE. 61 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:06,953 OH, SORRY. HOLD ON. 62 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,322 IT'S -- IT'S IN MY KEYS. 63 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:10,557 IT'S IN MY KEYS. 64 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:11,758 IT'S ON THE HOUSE, OKAY? 65 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:13,793 FREE OR NOT FREE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 66 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,495 I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT IT. 67 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:17,829 ONLY THE COIN KNOWS IF I WANT IT. 68 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:18,631 AH. 69 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,935 [ COINS RATTLE ] HANG ON. 70 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:22,902 OH, COME ON. 71 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:24,737 THE WI-FI PASSWORD DOESN'T WORK. 72 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:26,973 AREN'T YOU A LIVING SUPERCOMPUTER? 73 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,675 USE THE WI-FI IN YOUR BRAIN. 74 00:03:28,741 --> 00:03:30,009 I DON'T HAVE WI-FI. 75 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:31,444 I HAVE 3G. 76 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:33,713 AND I'M LOCKED INTO A SHITY FAMILY PLAN. 77 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:36,516 MOM BLOWS THROUGH ALL MY DATA NETFLIXING EPISODES OF "CASTLE." 78 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,585 I HAVE NO MINUTES EVER. 79 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:39,619 EVER! 80 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:41,554 WORKING HERE ON YOUR SPRING BREAK? 81 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:43,923 THAT'S TOTAL BULL CRAP, LENA. 82 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:46,025 YEAH. WELL, TELL THAT TO DADDY WAR-BALD. 83 00:03:46,091 --> 00:03:47,293 "DADDY WAR-BALD"! 84 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,728 [ LAUGHING ] WE -- WE SHOULD FOLLOW EACH 85 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:50,829 OTHER ON TWITTER. 86 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,299 DAMON LINDELOF FAVORITED MY TWEET ONCE. 87 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:58,237 [ WHISTLES ] SO, LENA OVER THERE HAS TO WORK 88 00:03:58,304 --> 00:03:59,539 ON SPRING BREAK. 89 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,407 DID YOU EVEN KNOW IT WAS SPRING BREAK? 90 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:02,542 WHAT DOES IT MATTER? 91 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:03,643 WE DON'T GET VACATIONS. 92 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,411 THAT'S WHAT I TOLD LENA! 93 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:07,113 SHE SAYS THAT'S SO UNFAIR. 94 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,781 LENA MAKES A LOT OF GOOD POINTS. 95 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:11,017 OH! AND YOU KNOW SHE'S VEGAN? 96 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:15,054 [ GRUNTING ] I REALLY ADMIRE THAT LENA. 97 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:17,290 [ RINGTONE PLAYS ] WEATHER WIZARD WANTS AN 98 00:04:17,356 --> 00:04:19,325 AMERICANO. 99 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:21,160 SAY WE ALREADY LEFT. 100 00:04:21,226 --> 00:04:25,064 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SUPERBOY, MY, UH -- MY CLONE. 101 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:26,299 WHAT UP? 102 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:27,700 "CLONE"? 103 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,203 OH, I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. 104 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:31,704 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAD YOUR BABY. 105 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:34,641 THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR 16 YEARS. 106 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:36,308 THAT'S RIGHT -- A CLONE! 107 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:39,278 A CLONE WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED. 108 00:04:39,345 --> 00:04:40,413 RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF. 109 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,148 RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF! 110 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,350 WOOF WOOF WOOF, WOOF WOOF. 111 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:47,053 WOOF WOOF WOOF, WOOF WOOF, WOOF WOOF. 112 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,121 RUFF RUFF! 113 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:51,090 [ YELPS ] WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF. 114 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:54,761 BY SENDING A TARGETED ENERGY PULSE FROM OUR STEALTH DRONE, WE 115 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:57,330 WILL DEACTIVATE THE JUSTICE LEAGUE'S POWER 116 00:04:57,397 --> 00:05:02,468 GENERATOR, HOUSED IN THE SOUTH QUADRANT OF THE HALL OF JUSTICE, 117 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:05,638 RENDING THOSE HAPLESS HEROES COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS AND -- 118 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:06,639 MEOW! 119 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,441 WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING! 120 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:11,110 DO YOU FOOLS WANT TO TELL ME WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT? 121 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,945 WELL, IF YOU INSIST. 122 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:16,249 WELCOME TO THE 1986 SMALLVILLE HIGH SCHOOL TALENT 123 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:17,383 SHOW! 124 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:22,121 MY NAME IS SexyLexy, AND WE ARE SEXX LUTHOR! 125 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:23,256 TURN IT OFF. 126 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,658 ♪ OH, BABY, BABY ♪ WITH THAT ASS SO SWEET 127 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:29,028 ♪ WE'RE THE BRAINY STUDS THAT YOU'RE DYING TO MEET ♪ 128 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:32,198 ♪ SEXX LUTHOR HA HA! 129 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:35,668 ♪ SEXX LUTHOR COME ON! 130 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:38,838 ♪ LANA LANG, LANA LANG ♪ WITH THAT SWEET POONTANG 131 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:42,175 ♪ I WROTE YOU A SONG ♪ NOW SHAKE HANDS WITH MY WANG 132 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:47,380 ♪ SEXX LUTHOR ♪ SEXX LUTHOR 133 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:50,149 I SAID TURN IT OFF! 134 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:54,087 ♪ SEXX LUTHOR JUST MADE IT MY RINGTONE. 135 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:55,855 I HAD A GREAT TIME TONIGHT, IRIS. 136 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:57,190 REVERSE-FLASH! 137 00:05:57,256 --> 00:05:59,358 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S GOOD WITH THE LADIES. 138 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:02,061 FLASH, FEAST YOUR EYES ON REVERSE-IRIS! 139 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:04,530 MY NAME IS TINA. 140 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:07,400 UP, UP, AND AWAY! 141 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:08,534 UGH! 142 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,670 UH, DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN? 143 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:13,072 [ SIGHS ] 'CAUSE I'M GONNA BE FLYING 144 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:14,107 REALLY FAST. 145 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:15,608 I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE SAFER. 146 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:18,277 I JUST -- [ SIGHS ] ISN'T THERE ANOTHER SHAPE? 147 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:19,779 COULDN'T YOU MAKE IT MORE... 148 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:21,214 VEHICULAR? 149 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,014 WHY? 150 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:23,216 LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 151 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:25,251 LET -- LET'S JUST GO IN THE BALL. 152 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,719 OH, BECAUSE IT'S EMASCULATING. 153 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:29,155 OH, BOY. YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE "JUST PUT IT RIGHT OUT THERE" 154 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,022 GUYS, AREN'T YOU? 155 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:31,791 YES! IT IS EMASCULATING! 156 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:35,328 IT EMASCULATING TO SHOW UP WITH NO SUPERPOWERS IN A 157 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:36,696 LIME-GREEN SAFETY BUBBLE! 158 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,931 OH. WELL, NO, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND. 159 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:41,868 EARLIER, YOU SAID "SOMETHING MORE VEHICULAR." 160 00:06:41,933 --> 00:06:42,568 LIKE A PLANE? 161 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:43,436 SURE. 162 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:45,138 OKAY, YEAH. NO, JET OR PROP? 163 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:47,039 OH, A BIG PROP PLANE, FOR SURE! 164 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:49,475 AND WHILE YOU GUYS ARE FIGHTING THE ROBOT, I'LL GET IN A 165 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:50,943 DOGFIGHT WITH SNOOPY! 166 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:52,011 LET'S JUST GO! 167 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,546 I AM SORRY I EVER SAID ANYTHING! 168 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:55,782 LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA FLY YOU IN THE BUBBLE. 169 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:59,519 I KNOW YOU HATE IT, AND THAT'S ALL I'LL BE THINKING ABOUT. 170 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:06,626 ♪ THERE DOES COME A TIME ♪ WHEN YOU MUST UNWIND 171 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:10,496 ♪ AND IT'S JUST THE WIND YEAH! 172 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:21,674 ♪ AND YOUR SUPERFRIENDS ♪ BE SET FREE 173 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:32,652 ♪ UPON THE SEA ♪ AND YOU'RE WITH YOUR 174 00:07:32,718 --> 00:07:38,658 SUPERFRIENDS ♪ ♪ UNTIL THE SUPER END 175 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:47,767 ♪ JUST SAILIN' ♪ SAILIN' 176 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:54,507 ♪ SAILING! ♪ SAILING! 177 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:57,677 I...I GOT TO CALL MY DAD. 178 00:07:57,743 --> 00:08:00,213 ...WHICH WILL BUMP EDDIE'S PLAN TO THE END OF MARCH, BUT I 179 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:03,416 DON'T THINK ANYONE LOVES "MALCOLM IN THE RIDDLE" ANYWAY. 180 00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:04,350 ALL IN FAVOR? 181 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,886 [ ALL MURMURING ] ALL IN FAVOR? 182 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,254 OKAY. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 183 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,690 YOU'RE WORKING US TO THE BONE, LUTHOR! 184 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:13,960 WE'VE BUTT-POLISHED THESE SEATS INTO REFLECTIVE SURFACES. 185 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:17,096 I PULLED A CHAIR OUT FOR GRODD THE OTHER DAY AND GOT INTO A 186 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,165 STARING CONTEST WITH HIS BROWN EYE! 187 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,967 WHY DON'T WE GET VACATIONS? 188 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:22,735 Together: VACATION! 189 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,303 VACATION! 190 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,305 YOU IDIOTS HAVE PLENTY OF TIME OFF. 191 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:27,440 IT'S CALLED PRISON. 192 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:29,207 LUTHOR IS CORRECT! 193 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:33,078 I, STARRO THE CONQUEROR, REQUIRE NO VACATION. 194 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:36,182 WHY WHEN I'M DEFEATED BY THE JUSTICE LEAGUE, I'M BACK TO 195 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,482 BUSINESS THE NEXT DAY. 196 00:08:37,549 --> 00:08:40,119 I WAS AT THE DRAWING BOARD, NOT THE SHUFFLE BOARD. 197 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,687 I -- UH, H-HEY, WHERE WE GOING? 198 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:43,088 OH! TWO GUYS TAKING A LEAK. 199 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:47,960 ALL RIGHT, WELL, IT'S ODD -- [ TOILET FLUSHES, SEAT CLOSES ] 200 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,896 WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE, RIGHT, GUYS? 201 00:08:49,962 --> 00:08:51,530 YOU SHOULDN'T FLUSH THOSE THINGS. 202 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:54,300 THAT'S HOW NEW YORK GOT GIANT ALLIGATORS IN THE SEWERS. 203 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,168 UGH! THAT'S JUST AN URBAN LEGEND. 204 00:08:56,235 --> 00:08:58,137 OH, YOU THINK SO?! 205 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,277 MOVING ON TO NEW BUSINESS -- I GOT FOUR MOCHAS, TWO 206 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:04,877 WHIPPED, TWO NAKED. 207 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,112 WHAT? 208 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:07,713 MY DAUGHTER LENA IS SUPPOSED TO BRING THE COFFEE! 209 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:08,814 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! 210 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,149 OH, THAT'S MY NEPHEW CALVIN. 211 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:10,983 ISN'T HE GREAT? 212 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,385 TRYING TO HELP MY SISTER OUT. 213 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:14,287 I'M TAKING LENA'S SHIFT WHILE SHE'S ON VACATION WITH HER 214 00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:14,854 BOYFRIEND. 215 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:15,855 WOW. 216 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:17,890 LENA DOES WHAT SHE WANTS. 217 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:18,891 NO! 218 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,960 THIS INSUBORDINATION WILL NOT STAND! 219 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:21,894 WELL, YOU HEARD HIM -- GO. 220 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:22,762 IT'S OVER. 221 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:23,729 I TRIED, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. 222 00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:24,897 IT IS WHAT IT IS, OKAY? 223 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,232 TELL SIS I LOVE HER. 224 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,967 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 225 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:28,968 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 226 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,336 BRAINIAC, TAP INTO THE GRID! 227 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,471 WE'LL CROSS-REFERENCE THE DATABASE OF EVERY AIRLINE IN THE 228 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:33,940 COUNTRY UNTIL -- [ RINGTONE BEEPS ] 229 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:37,677 WHOA! LENA'S INSTAGRAM IS BLOWING UP WITH VACAY PICS! 230 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,645 WOW! THAT BEACH HOUSE LOOKS AMAZING! 231 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:40,813 GROSS, CROSS YOUR LEGS. 232 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:41,847 I CAN SEE YOUR DICK. 233 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,350 LENA THINKS SHE CAN DEFY ME? 234 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,918 YOU ALL WANTED A VACATION? 235 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:48,721 WELL, THE LEGION OF DOOM IS GOING TO THE BEACH! 236 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,289 FLIGHT MODE ENGAGED. 237 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:51,190 WHAT?! 238 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,959 THE HALL OF DOOM -- IT FLIES. 239 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:54,327 MEOW! 240 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:56,495 WE'VE BEEN COMMUTING TO THE OKEFENOKEE SWAMP WHEN WE COULD 241 00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:57,396 HAVE BEEN ANYWHERE ELSE? 242 00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:58,864 MEOW?! 243 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:02,234 I WEAR FUCKING BURLAP, MAN, AND THE 20 POUNDS OF SWAMP WATER 244 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:03,769 IT TAKES ON EVERY MORNING! 245 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:06,639 I'VE GOT A CASE OF TRENCH FOOT THAT'S MARCHED HALFWAY UP MY 246 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:07,206 BALLS! 247 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,607 BUCKLE UP! 248 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:11,077 THIS BASTION OF EVIL UPSETS THE DELICATE BALANCE OF THE 249 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:12,445 GREEN. 250 00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:15,281 YOU WERE RIGHT TO SUMMON ME, THE SWAMP THING, FOR I AM YOUR 251 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,282 PROTECTOR. 252 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,650 DO YOU SMELL GASOLINE? 253 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:18,451 SHIT! SHIT! 254 00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:19,585 THIS THING'S TAKING OFF! 255 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,520 AAH! AAH! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY! 256 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:23,022 N-O-O-O-O! 257 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:25,958 "THE DEATH OF SWAMP THING" -- THE MOST SHOCKING COMIC BOOK OF 258 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:28,060 THE YEAR, NOW ON SALE! 259 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:33,132 "SWAMP THING" #1! 260 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,201 NOW BACK TO OUR SHOW. 261 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:36,302 GREEN ARROW TO TOWER! 262 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,237 THE TURBULENCE KNOCKED THE PILOT OUT COLD! 263 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,472 I'M ALL ALONE UP HERE! 264 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,907 EASY, INDIA JULIET 32, WE CAN TALK YOU DOWN. 265 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,976 FIRST, TELL ME WHAT IT SAYS ON YOUR ALTIMETER. 266 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,778 I-I-I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE ALTIMETER! 267 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,146 I ASSURE YOU IT'S THERE. 268 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,280 I KNOW IT'S THERE! 269 00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:49,648 I'M SAYING I CAN'T SEE IT! 270 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:51,951 IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE IDENTIFYING THE ALTIMETER, YOU 271 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:56,655 NEED TO LOOK IT UP IN THE FLIGHT MANUAL. 272 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:57,790 I CAN'T READ IT! 273 00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,725 WE'RE EJECTING OUT OF THIS FLYING DEATH BOX! 274 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,327 [ CLANG! ] FUEL JETTISONED. 275 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,795 OH FUCK YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST OFF A 276 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:09,235 VERY HARD BREAKUP, BUT I HAVE TO SAY, THIS ACTUALLY FEELS -- 277 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:10,569 [ CHOKES ] [ DINERS GASP ] 278 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,104 IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE? 279 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,639 OH! RIGHT HERE -- DR. FATE! 280 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:14,840 HE'S A DOCTOR. 281 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:17,176 I'M NOT, UH -- ACTUALLY, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF 282 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:17,710 DOCTOR. 283 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:18,310 WHAT? 284 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:20,746 YOU LIED TO ME! 285 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:30,623 I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU, MELANIE! 286 00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:33,292 AHH. 287 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,461 UGH! 288 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,998 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] AHH. 289 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:42,368 GREEN ARROW WAS A CHAMPION OF JUSTICE, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, 290 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,402 HE WAS MY FRIEND. 291 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,439 AND NO AMOUNT OF TEARS WILL -- WILL... 292 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:47,306 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? 293 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,507 FUCK THIS! 294 00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:50,776 [ AUDIENCE GASPS ] OH, DON'T ACT SO SHOCKED, YOU 295 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:51,510 PHONIES! 296 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:52,878 YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS. 297 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:55,548 IN A FEW MONTHS, SOME MAGIC AMULET WILL BRING HIM BACK OR 298 00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:57,783 WE'LL FIND SOME ALTERNATE-DIMENSION GREEN ARROW 299 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,952 THAT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE ONE WE HAD BEFORE! 300 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,555 HOW MANY OF YOU HERE HAVE ALREADY DIED? 301 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:03,722 COME ON! PUT THEM UP! 302 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:05,024 EXACTLY. 303 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,660 SO, ALL DUE RESPECT TO GREEN ARROW OR WHOEVER BITES IT 304 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:10,729 NEXT, BUT I'M DONE WITH YOUR MEMORIALS, YOUR WAKES, OR FLYING 305 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:13,466 TO YOUR HOME PLANETS TO SCATTER YOUR FUCKING ASHES! 306 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,134 I AM DONE! 307 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:18,437 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ GASPS ] 308 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:22,274 WOW! FIRST DAY OF MY INTERNSHIP AT THE DAILY PLANET! 309 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,543 OH, WORKING AT THE DAILY PLANET IS GREAT! 310 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,413 MR. KENT'S REALLY NICE, AND MISS LANE GETS ALL THE SCOOPS! 311 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,382 AND IF I EVER GET IN HOT WATER, I CAN CALL SUPERMAN ON MY SIGNAL 312 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:31,250 WATCH! 313 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,818 [ SCOFFS ] GOOD ONE, JIMMY. 314 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:33,752 IT'S TRUE! 315 00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:35,087 PFFT! NO WAY! 316 00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,956 I'LL PROVE IT, ROOKIE! 317 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:42,895 SUPERMAN WILL CATCH ME BEFORE I EVEN HIT THE GROU-OU-OU-OUND! 318 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,096 IS THIS YOUR SIGNAL WATCH? 319 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,465 [ METAL CRUNCHING ] THE BAD NEWS -- JIMMY OLSEN 320 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:47,333 DIED. 321 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,902 THE GOOD NEWS -- I GOT PROMOTED. 322 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,071 COME ON, YOU STUPID GORILLA. 323 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,572 IT'S MY FIRST DAY. 324 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,374 DO SOMETHING COOL! 325 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,176 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] [ GORILLA ROARS ] 326 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,144 AAH! HELP! 327 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,545 HELP ME, SUPERMAN! 328 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,180 AAH-AAH! 329 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:05,818 [ WATCH BEEPING ] JIMMY? JIMMY! 330 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,453 JIMMY! 331 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,889 [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 332 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,257 WHAT? WHY? 333 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,726 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] LOOK, MR. KENT! 334 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,562 I GOT THE FRONT PAGE ON MY VERY FIRST DAY! 335 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,130 CONGRATS. 336 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,266 SO, WHAT MADE YOU RESPOND TO MY PROFILE? 337 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:22,401 WELL, YOU SAID YOU LIKED FISH. 338 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,836 SO? 339 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,805 AIN'T NO POONTANG UNTIL DATE SIX, AND THE HEDGE GROWS WILD, 340 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:29,308 MY MAN -- LIKE FANGORN FOREST WILD. 341 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,278 HEY, I JUST REMEMBERED I LEFT THE OCEAN RUNNING, SO MAYBE 342 00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:33,946 ANOTHER TIME! 343 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,915 [ BEACH MUSIC PLAYS ] WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING. 344 00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:45,858 YOU'RE WELCOME. 345 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:48,661 YOU GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE EVERY FUCKING DAY, 346 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:49,728 WEATHER WIZARD?! 347 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,830 YOUR POWER'S NOT CALLED "JULY"! 348 00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:54,400 HEY, MAN, YOU'RE REALLY SUNBURNED! 349 00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:55,768 YOU SHOULD GO INSIDE. 350 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:56,936 THIS IS MY NATURAL SKIN TONE. 351 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:57,670 YOU KNOW WHAT? 352 00:13:57,736 --> 00:13:58,637 MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 353 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:01,507 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 354 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,242 CUTE MERMAID, GIRLS. 355 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,343 DAMN CUTE. 356 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,811 HEY, HERE'S $5. 357 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,914 WHY DON'T YOU GIRLS GO GET YOURSELF SOME ICE CREAM? 358 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:09,715 HEY, THERE, BABY. 359 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:10,950 FROM AROUND HERE? 360 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:16,488 CLAYFACE DON'T GET TO MEET A LOT OF -- [ GURGLING ] 361 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:20,726 WAH! HEY, FELLAS, "PRIVATE BEACH" IS CODE FOR "NUDE BEACH." 362 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,127 WAH-HA! 363 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,630 KEEP YOUR VISIBLY-MANGLED AND MISSHAPEN SAUSAGE COCK IN 364 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,965 YOUR PANTS, PENGUIN. 365 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,201 GUYS, AT A NUDE BEACH -- HEY, THAT REALLY HURT. 366 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,436 [ CLEARS THROAT ] WAH. 367 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:34,006 GUYS, AT A NUDE BEACH, THERE'S NUDE WOMEN. 368 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,742 WAH, WAH WAH WAH! 369 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,877 OH, MY GOD! 370 00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:39,878 WHA-- HUH?! 371 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,347 DUDE, YOU GOT FRIED! 372 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:42,982 I TOLD YOU, MY SKIN IS NATURALLY -- 373 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,818 HOLY FUCKING SHIT PROBLEM? 374 00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:48,187 OH, N-NO. 375 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,856 OH -- [ GRUNTS ] [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 376 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,592 [ GROANING LOUDLY ] AAH! 377 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,027 OHH! OHH! 378 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,763 [ SKIN CRACKLING ] IS IT SUNBURN? 379 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,632 N-- NO-NO-- NOPE! 380 00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,300 OH-HO-HO! 381 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,168 I'M PERFECTLY BRONZED. 382 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,436 AAAAAH! 383 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:07,473 HEY, I THINK THIS GUY IS DEAD. 384 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,942 I THINK I'M FINALLY COMFORTABLE IN MY OWN SKIN. 385 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,610 SO TAKE OFF YOUR MASK. 386 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,045 UH, NO, NO, NO. 387 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,480 I'M A REAL "BUT-HIS-FACE." 388 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,682 THERE'S NO JUDGMENT HERE, SCARECROW. 389 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,684 WE'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL IN OUR OWN WAY. 390 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,152 LOOK AT THOSE DUDES' DICKS! 391 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:24,356 [ LAUGHTER ] WAIT. SO "PRIVATE" DOESN'T 392 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,457 MEAN "NUDE"? 393 00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:28,060 "PRIVATE" MEANS "PRIVATE." 394 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,662 WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS DOING?! 395 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,030 WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?! 396 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,898 WHAT THE HELL KIND OF FREAK SHOW ARE YOU RUNNING HERE, 397 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:33,999 LUTHOR? 398 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,367 I'M JUST HERE LOOKING FOR MY DAUGHTER. 399 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,268 DADDY? 400 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:37,136 LENA! 401 00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,203 "DADDY"? 402 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,005 LENA, YOU ARE NEVER TO SEE HIM AGAIN. 403 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,340 NO! 404 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,676 CONNER, YOU ARE NEVER TO SEE THAT GIRL AGAIN. 405 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:44,476 NO! 406 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:45,644 HEY, A QUARTER. 407 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:49,148 N-O-O-O-O! 408 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:50,582 OH, GOLLY, SUPERBOY! 409 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,986 HOW'D YOU EVER LAND A HIGH-CLASS SNAIL TRAIL LIKE LENA LUTHOR? 410 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,355 WELL, TALKING ABOUT TEENAGERS HAVING SEX WOULD BE CHEAP 411 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,389 EXPLOITATION. 412 00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,559 BUT SINGING ABOUT IT IS ANOTHER STORY. 413 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:04,697 ♪ I MET LENA ♪ WENT TO A MOVIE 414 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:08,400 ♪ FELL FOR CONNER ♪ I LET HIM SUPER DO ME 415 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:12,137 ♪ WE MADE OUT ♪ STARTED TO BONE 416 00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:16,175 ♪ YOU'D BE SURPRISED WHAT THEY'VE ENHANCED ON THIS CLONE ♪ 417 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:19,044 ♪ SUPER TEENS ♪ WHO CARES WHAT THEY MEAN? 418 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:22,081 ♪ WHEN ALL YOU NEED ARE SUPER NIGHTS ♪ 419 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,116 ♪ A-POW, A-BAM, A-BOOM, A-CRACK ♪ 420 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,018 ♪ GIVE US DIRT, GIVE US DIRT ♪ 421 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,953 ♪ DID YOU FIND OUT THEIR SCHEME? ♪ 422 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,922 ♪ GIVE US DIRT, GIVE US DIRT ♪ 423 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,523 ♪ DOES HIS DICK SHOOT RED BEAMS? ♪ 424 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:35,627 ♪ GOOD THING MY PANTIES ARE 10% LEAD ♪ 425 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:38,464 ♪ AND SHE'S NO STRANGER TO DICKS WITH SMOOTH HEADS ♪ 426 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,565 GROSS. 427 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,468 ♪ MY SUPER DAD, HE'LL GET SUPER MAD ♪ 428 00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:48,707 ♪ BUT IT'S WORTH IT FOR THOSE SUPER ♪ 429 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:54,747 ♪ N-I-I-I-I-I-I-IGHTS I LET YOU FINISH THAT SONG AS 430 00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:56,014 A PROFESSIONAL COURTESY. 431 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,116 THAT WAS A MISTAKE. 432 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,318 LENA, YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THAT SUPER-TRASH. 433 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,920 MY CLONE'S TOO GOOD TO DATE A FILTHY LUTHOR! 434 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:04,156 LENA'S GOT MORE CLASS IN HER LITTLE FINGER THAN YOU -- 435 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,657 [ GRUNTING ] I'M COOL, I'M COOL. 436 00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:07,792 SILENCE, FOOLS! 437 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,795 IT'S OVER. 438 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,296 [ Coughing ] SLUT! SHE'S A SLUT! 439 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,196 OH! YOU! 440 00:17:12,263 --> 00:17:13,365 OH, HELL, NO! 441 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:17,502 [ GRUNTING ] CHECK ME OUT NOW, MOTHER 442 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:20,606 FUCKERS IT'S STARRO! 443 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:24,309 LIKE A MIGHTY NEW YORK CITY SEWER ALLIGATOR! 444 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,944 I'D HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO. 445 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:27,813 THAT IS A LIE. 446 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,716 [ SCREAMING ] I TOL-- 447 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,886 ONLY OUR COMBINED FORCES CAN DEFEAT A FOE THAT SIZE. 448 00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:36,755 ALL RIGHT, LUTHOR, I'LL BRING MY SUPER-STRENGTH, LASER EYES, 449 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,191 INVULNERABILITY, AND SUPER-SPEED, AND YOU BRING YOUR 450 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:40,993 SLIGHTLY ABOVE-AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE. 451 00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:41,860 YOU KNOW WHAT? 452 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:43,829 FUCK YOU, SUPERMAN. 453 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,541 I'VE GOT THIS ONE, MR. J! 454 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,376 HYAH! 455 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,378 N-O-O-O-O-O-O! 456 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,580 "DEATH OF A JOKER," NOW ON SALE! 457 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,882 COLLECT ALL 18 VARIANT COVERS! 458 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,217 I GOT MINE! 459 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,186 HEY, SINESTRO, YOU REMEMBER YOUR LANTERN CORPS BASIC 460 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,187 TRAINING? 461 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,689 THE OLD BOW-AND-ARROW MANEUVER? 462 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,958 Both: YOU IDIOT! 463 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,828 THIS PARASOL'S MORE THAN JUST A FASHION STATEMENT. 464 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:16,562 WAH WAH! 465 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:18,163 OHH! WAH! SORRY! SORRY! 466 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,498 WAH! WAH. WAH. 467 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,366 WAH W-A-A-A-AH! 468 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,601 RIDDLE ME THIS! 469 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,002 CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?! 470 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,370 RIDDLE ME THIS! 471 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,538 AAH! 472 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,508 IT'S TIME STARRO LEARNED THAT SPEED KILLS! 473 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,809 SORRY! SORRY! 474 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,511 I GOT THIS, GUYS! 475 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,446 AAH! 476 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:37,850 MAYBE I CAN TURN THE TIDE OF THIS BATTLE WITH THE AID OF MY 477 00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:40,219 OCEAN FRIENDS! 478 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:44,990 [ DOLPHIN SQUEAKS ] [ WHALE SINGS ] 479 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:49,728 AQUAMAN CALLS US, THE HORSES OF THE SEA, TO FIGHT! 480 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:54,700 SO IF ANY OF YE WISHES TO LEAVE, GO NOW, AND LET NO SEAHORSE HOLD 481 00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,969 IN JUDGMENT HE THAT DOES! 482 00:18:57,035 --> 00:19:03,775 YOU ARE FREE -- ALL OF YE -- TO DO AS YOU CHOOSE. 483 00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,544 AYE, LADS. 484 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,547 EVEN SLOW-WITTED STEVE STAYED. 485 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:10,182 AND CRIPPLED KEVIN. 486 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:13,552 KEVIN, WHOSE TAIL WAS GRIPPED BY A CRAB. 487 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:17,923 LOOK UPON ONE ANOTHER AND KNOW THAT ON THIS DAY, YE ALL CHOSE 488 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:22,194 TO FIGHT FOR THE ONE IN THE TIGHT-GREEN LEGGINGS AND ORANGE 489 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:26,832 SHIRT, THE ONE WHO SOMETIMES CARRIES A TRIDENT BUT MOSTLY NO, 490 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:31,503 THE ONE WITH THE LOCKS OF GOLD FAIRER THAN ANY MAIDEN! 491 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:36,241 WE FIGHT FOR THE ONE THEY CALL AQUAMAN! 492 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,945 [ ALL CHEERING ] SO, RIDE THE CURRENTS AS THOUGH 493 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:44,049 YOUR TAILS WERE SET ALIGHT, FOR YOUR NAMES SHALL BE REMEMBERED 494 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,051 FROM THIS DAY AND FOREVERMORE! 495 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:56,094 [ ALL CHEERING ] All: FOR AQUAMAN! 496 00:19:56,161 --> 00:20:05,370 [ ALL CHEERING ] All: FOR AQUAMAN! 497 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:09,908 IF THIS IS THE END, I WANT TO DIE HERE, IN YOUR ARMS, AMONG 498 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,376 ALL THESE DEAD SEA HORSES. 499 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,145 FOR AQUAMAN! 500 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,714 SO MANY DEAD SEA HORSES. 501 00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,182 I LOVE YOU. 502 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,617 I LOVE YOU! 503 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:19,918 COULD IT BE? 504 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:24,122 TRUE LOVE HAS TOUCHED EVEN THIS OLD STARFISH'S HEART? 505 00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:27,693 WE HAVE NO REASON TO FIGHT, MY FRIENDS! 506 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:30,095 SMILE, YOU SON OF A BITCH! 507 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,163 AAH! 508 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:34,566 ♪ SAILIN' [ STARRO SCREAMING ] 509 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:39,404 ♪ SAILIN' I GUESS WE LEARNED SOMETHING 510 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:40,138 HERE TODAY, LUTHOR. 511 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,540 INDEED, WE HAVE. 512 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,176 FOR ALL OUR COMBINED POWERS, WE WERE FOOLS TO THINK WE COULD 513 00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:47,746 DEFEAT THE GREATEST POWER IN THE UNIVERSE -- LOVE. 514 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,382 [ MENDELSSOHN'S "WEDDING MARCH" PLAYS ] 515 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,250 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 516 00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:54,186 IT'S A LITTLE GROSS. 517 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:56,722 THE BRIDE AND GROOM WILL NOW READ THE VOWS THEY HAVE WRITTEN. 518 00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:59,091 WHEN I MET LENA... 519 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:03,128 I NEVER REALIZED ONE PERSON COULD TEACH ME SO MUCH ABOUT 520 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:06,365 LIFE AND LOVE AND FOLLOWING MY OWN PASSION. 521 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,668 THAT'S HOW I FINALLY FOUND THE COURAGE TO ASK... 522 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,870 BIZARRO, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 523 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,706 AND -- AND BIZARRO SAY YES! 524 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,775 OH! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! 525 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,777 BIZARRO SAY YES! YES! 526 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,346 YES, YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES! 527 00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:23,281 YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE. 528 00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,017 YES! ME WANT KISS! 529 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,285 YES! YES! 530 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:32,391 [ ALL CHEERING ] THIS IS HOW WE'RE ENDING THE 531 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,260 SECOND "ROBOT CHICKEN DC COMICS SPECIAL," WITH A BULLSHIT 532 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,228 FAKE-OUT WEDDING? 533 00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,729 DAMN IT! AREN'T YOU DEAD?! 534 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,232 OH, I GOT THE MAGIC AMULET. 535 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:42,167 DROP YOUR COCKS AND GRAB YOUR FLIP-FLOPS. 536 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:45,070 WE ARE SEXX LUTHOR. 537 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,673 ♪ OH, BABY, BABY ♪ WITH THAT ASS SO SWEET 538 00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:51,043 ♪ WE'RE THE BRAINY STUDS THAT YOU'RE DYING TO MEET ♪ 539 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:54,212 ♪ SEXX LUTHOR HA HA! 540 00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:56,848 ♪ SEXX LUTHOR THE JOKER'S BACK AND BETTER 541 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:03,722 THAN EVER! 542 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,691 ON SALE NOW. 543 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:11,663 ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE.