1 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:07,474 ♪♪ 2 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:09,075 Grr! 3 00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:10,043 Grr! 4 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:13,012 Everybody say "Grr!" -Grr! 5 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:14,748 [ Child laughing ] 6 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:21,588 ♪♪ 7 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:25,825 Welcome to "The Walking Dead" museum. 8 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:28,762 Once our entire species faced extinction 9 00:00:28,828 --> 00:00:31,765 in an event known as "The Walkpocalypse." 10 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:33,967 Ooh! 11 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:34,868 Aah! 12 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:36,636 [ Tapping ] 13 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,138 [ Camera shutter clicking ] 14 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,906 After the disease was cured, 15 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:42,342 and it was cured, completely, 16 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:43,676 both the walker saliva version 17 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:45,678 and that thing where everyone's infected, anyway, 18 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:47,847 we built this museum to remember 19 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:51,050 the heroes who saved humanity from walkers like me. 20 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:52,919 Rawr! [ Laughs ] 21 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:55,054 And we're walkers, and we're walkers. 22 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:57,624 This is so cool! 23 00:00:57,690 --> 00:01:00,460 This room is dedicated to the members of Rick and the Gang, 24 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:01,761 as they were known. 25 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:04,397 Records are spotty, but we believe the leader, 26 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:06,966 Rick Gremlin, was either in law enforcement 27 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:09,602 or a member of a Village People tribute van. 28 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:13,440 Rick had one child, a beautiful girl named Carla. 29 00:01:13,506 --> 00:01:16,042 Together, they battled the undead and the living, 30 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:17,610 including this monster, 31 00:01:17,676 --> 00:01:20,213 whom the scriptures call Neegnon. 32 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:24,517 He was the leader of a rival softball team, the Lucilles. 33 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,519 They finally brokered a truce 34 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,489 when the lovely Carla agreed to marry Neegnon. 35 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:33,359 This exquisite barbed wire bat was likely a wedding gift. 36 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,628 Neegnon and Carla were happily married for many years 37 00:01:36,696 --> 00:01:38,731 and had at least six children. 38 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:41,067 And we're walkers, and we're walkers. 39 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:44,170 Oh, boy, I never knew all these amazing facts. 40 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:47,207 That's because they're a load of crap! 41 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:51,044 Oh, my gosh, are you the lovely Carla? 42 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:52,878 It's Carl! I'm so sorry, my lady. 43 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,714 This whole museum is wrong! 44 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,417 You wanna know the whole story? Do ya? 45 00:01:57,484 --> 00:02:00,620 Uh, will we still have time to hit the gift shop after? 46 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:03,156 I'm giving you the gift... 47 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:05,191 of truth. 48 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:06,860 Yeah, but... 49 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:08,961 The gift shop closes at 5:00. 50 00:02:09,027 --> 00:02:12,765 Let me tell you how it really happened. 51 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:15,602 [ Camera shutter clicks ] 52 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:22,141 [ Chickens clucking "The Walking Dead" theme song ] 53 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:29,983 ♪♪ 54 00:02:30,049 --> 00:02:37,757 ♪♪ 55 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,760 It began, as all good stories do, 56 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,829 with a monkey. 57 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,465 Any idea what caused the outbreak, Dr. Jenner? 58 00:02:45,531 --> 00:02:47,466 I bet it's monkeys. It's always monkeys. 59 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:49,769 Actually, no, it's a common misconception 60 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:52,372 that some lonely wanderer in an African jungle 61 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:54,641 gets his rocks off in a hapless primate, 62 00:02:54,707 --> 00:02:57,210 doesn't bother to wipe, comes home, and bangs his wife, 63 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:59,045 and then boom, you've got the AIDS, 64 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,047 but that's not how science works. 65 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:04,884 So...it's cool to fuck monkeys? 66 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:07,987 Whoo-hoo! -Going to the Congo! 67 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:10,456 [ Monkey chittering ] 68 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:14,260 Yes, Marlee, they bought it, now shut up and kiss me. 69 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,430 It's just us now. 70 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:20,533 Rick said I should look after you, and I will. 71 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,702 [ Gasps ] Shane, what are you doing? 72 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:25,171 Rick said I should treat you like you were my wife. 73 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:29,075 He what? Rick also said I should touch your chest muffins. 74 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,477 Shane! Get out! 75 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,546 Now, listen, Lori, I don't want to do this, 76 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:35,448 but Rick said I should shower with you. 77 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:37,617 Because he said I should wash your butt, 78 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:39,686 and Rick was very clear about that. 79 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:43,456 Lori! Carl! I'm back! 80 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:46,559 Rick said that you should not tell Rick 81 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:48,861 anything that I said Rick said we should do at Rick's behest. 82 00:03:48,928 --> 00:03:50,630 Rick said "behest"? 83 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:52,298 Rick said you'd say that. 84 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:53,800 [ Zombies moaning ] 85 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:55,702 I think deep inside, they hang onto 86 00:03:55,768 --> 00:03:57,804 the memories of what they used to be. 87 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,139 Then this one must remember crouching on her roof 88 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:01,641 to scare away evil spirits. 89 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,943 She's one gargoyle-looking, fuggo three-bagger. 90 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:05,178 That's my wife. 91 00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:08,114 Whoo-whee! Gorgeous woman. 92 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:09,983 I'm so sorry for your loss. 93 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:13,353 She remembers this is our home. 94 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,121 I wonder what else they remember. 95 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,392 [ Band music playing ] 96 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:23,363 [ Zombies moaning ] 97 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:25,898 Some things never change, huh? 98 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:28,301 I wonder what this one remembers. 99 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:30,203 [ Zombies moaning ] 100 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:31,371 Morgan: Oh, shit! 101 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:34,641 He's a goddamn master locksmith! 102 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:37,243 Bastards left me up here to die! 103 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:40,813 Alone! Am I so damn horrible? 104 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:44,117 Don't Merle get to fall in love?! 105 00:04:44,183 --> 00:04:47,587 ♪ Some place in this nightmare world ♪ 106 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:51,524 ♪ Is someone who thinks the same way ♪ 107 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:55,361 ♪ That chicks are dumb, and racism's fun ♪ 108 00:04:55,428 --> 00:05:00,299 ♪ And saying the "N" word is okay ♪ 109 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:04,737 ♪ And love's getting high on PCP ♪ 110 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:11,010 ♪ Is there anyone out there with the same kind of brain as me? ♪ 111 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:14,514 [ Zombie moaning musically ] 112 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:18,084 ♪ Somewhere there's a match for me ♪ 113 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,688 [ Moaning continues ] ♪ A stupid, brainless girl ♪ 114 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:26,359 ♪ Who also doesn't care for Jews ♪ 115 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:30,797 [ Moaning continues ] ♪ And shares all my small-minded views ♪ 116 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:38,371 ♪ I'll find you some place in this nightmare world ♪ 117 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,606 For you, my sugar tits. 118 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:43,810 Unicorn: Looking for something, friend? 119 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:44,877 [ Neighs ] 120 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:46,412 Yeah, gas. 121 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:49,415 Oh, I know where there's plenty of gas. 122 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:50,950 Hop on, and I'll show you. 123 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,252 Okay. Let's find you a saddle. 124 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:56,789 I prefer if you ride me raw dog. 125 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:57,924 What? 126 00:05:57,990 --> 00:06:00,059 How bad do you want that gas? 127 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:06,833 Rick, I hope you know I appreciated your enthusiasm, 128 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,801 and I still respect you. 129 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:12,772 Also, sorry about your shirt. I was aiming for your hair. 130 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:15,975 Aah! Uh-oh! 131 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,477 Oh, this doesn't look good! 132 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,511 [ Gunshots ] 133 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:19,946 Aah! 134 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:22,248 Now I'll never see my wife and son! 135 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:24,851 Ooh, wait, you've got a son? How old? What difference -- 136 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,886 No time, how old?! 12. 137 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:29,655 Now we've both got something to live for! 138 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:30,490 [ Thud ] 139 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:33,292 [ Splattering ] 140 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:35,728 [ Whinnying ] 141 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:38,231 Grr! 142 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:40,233 We've got 'em on the run now, Rick! 143 00:06:40,299 --> 00:06:41,768 [ Wind whistles ] 144 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,436 Uhh, Rick? 145 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:45,805 [ Zombies moaning ] Ow, it hurts... 146 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:46,773 so good! 147 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:48,274 Bite me harder there. 148 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:51,677 Ahh, shit. That unicorn was right. 149 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,913 This is never coming out. 150 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:55,782 These walker gut ponchos 151 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:58,951 are the perfect disguise so we blend in. 152 00:06:59,018 --> 00:07:03,823 [ '70s music playing ] 153 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,725 God damn it, Carl! 154 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,261 Sophia! Sophia! 155 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:10,329 I'm pretty sure I left her right here! 156 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:11,731 Carol: Rick! Sophia! 157 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:12,832 Uh-oh! 158 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:15,501 Where's Sophia? 159 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:17,436 What do you mean? She's right here. 160 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:20,206 [ High-pitched] Hi, Mama, it's me, Sophia. 161 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,441 Rick, what the fuck are you doing? 162 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:24,577 [ Normally ] Nothing, some walkers came, 163 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:27,380 I drove 'em off, and Sophia hid here, right, Sophia? 164 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:29,782 [ High-pitched ] Yeah, Mama, Mr. Rick saved me. 165 00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:32,451 I like him. He's nice. 166 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:34,620 Rick, you're holding a log. 167 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:36,689 [ Normally ] Carol, if you're going to fat shame 168 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:39,125 this little girl of yours, I'm not gonna stand for it. 169 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,394 Stop it! Look over there, there's some walkers! 170 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:43,663 Sorry, Sophia, you're on your own! 171 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:45,264 [ Tires squealing ] 172 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:46,699 [ Zombies moaning ] 173 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:48,367 Dale, turn back. We're not gonna make it. 174 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:50,503 We'll make it! [ Laughs ] 175 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:53,172 ♪ Dale, Dale, the RV King 176 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:57,643 ♪ Jumps the shit out of everything ♪ 177 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:59,946 Yeah! 178 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:02,548 ♪ Dale, Dale the RV king 179 00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:06,185 ♪ All the fine dames get a prime porking ♪ 180 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:09,422 [ Laughs ] 181 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,958 Oh, yeah. 182 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:14,427 That's what I was trying to take my mind off of. 183 00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:15,661 [ Screams ] 184 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,697 Get ready. Walkers! 185 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:19,465 Hey, that's our word! 186 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,300 You don't have the right! 187 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:24,170 Hershel, you need to come back home. 188 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,438 Beth needs you. 189 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:27,306 I had a drinking problem, Rick. 190 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:29,742 It nearly tore my family apart. 191 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:33,212 I was a different man when I was on the sauce. 192 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:35,014 What do you mean? 193 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:38,417 [ Rock music plays ] Come on! 194 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:39,585 They're mine! 195 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:42,054 [ Laughs ] Let's get it on! 196 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:44,423 I got your pouch, joey! [ Bell rings ] 197 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:45,758 [ Laughs ] 198 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:47,260 I'm off to the moon! 199 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:49,395 Holy shit. 200 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:52,565 Who won, you or the kangaroo? 201 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:56,102 Like I said, I was a different man back then. 202 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:58,704 [ Rapid gunfire ] 203 00:08:58,771 --> 00:08:59,972 I'm out! 204 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,041 Thanks. 205 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:03,843 I'm out again! 206 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:08,080 I'm so sorry about your mama, Carl. 207 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,282 You go on now. 208 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:10,950 I'll take care of her before she turns. 209 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:11,984 No, Maggie. 210 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,220 I should be the one to do it. 211 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,088 All right, Carl. 212 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:18,457 Can I do it any way I want to? 213 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:21,494 I -- I guess. 214 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:26,098 [ Moaning ] 215 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:28,601 I love you, mom. 216 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:33,139 [ Fireworks exploding ] 217 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:34,707 Hey, Rick? 218 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,609 Something's wrong with that boy. 219 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:42,248 [ Rip ] Aah! 220 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,249 [ Stapler fires ] 221 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,317 One more, hold on. 222 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:46,218 [ Stapler fires ] Ah, there we go. 223 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:48,888 That ain't going anywhere, sugar pie. 224 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:51,290 Look at the flowers, Lizzie. 225 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,859 [ Gun cocks, fires ] 226 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,195 Look at the bunny, Lenny. 227 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,063 The bunny? 228 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:58,497 [ Muffled shouting ] 229 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:00,366 Look at the Indian, McMurphy. 230 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,300 [ Gunshot ] 231 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,401 [ Dog barking ] 232 00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:04,470 Eat shit, Old Yeller. [ Gunshot ] 233 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,505 Look at the flowers -- 234 00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:08,441 No! [ Gunshot ] 235 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,643 Wow, lady, you are cold. 236 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,445 Look at the flowers, fellas. 237 00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:13,279 Oh, no! [ Gunshots ] 238 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,580 [ Thudding ] 239 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,716 You, look at the flowers. [ Gun cocks, fires ] 240 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:24,690 It's like they say, it's always darkest before the dawn. 241 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:26,125 Unless your friend shoots you in the eye 242 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,360 while you're covered in walker guts. 243 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:28,761 But I behest. 244 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:29,895 Wait, am I using that right? 245 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:30,796 No. 246 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:32,898 What was Terminus like? 247 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,334 Like if evil and hatred met on Tinder 248 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:37,169 and didn't really hit it off, 249 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,304 but hatred had money, 250 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,206 so at some point, evil was curious, 251 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,975 and the cocaine fell like snow. 252 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,844 [ Laughs ] What are you talking about? 253 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:48,347 The food was made of people! 254 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:50,415 Even the chocolate butt pudding? 255 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,652 Especially the chocolate butt pudding. 256 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:56,655 "Terminus -- sanctuary for all"? 257 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,290 "Community for all"? 258 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,693 "Those who arrive survive"? 259 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,161 Wait, what's that say at the bottom? 260 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:03,696 Free musical theater? 261 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,398 I love musical theater. 262 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,900 I don't know. it sounds suspicious. 263 00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:12,371 Welcome to Terminus! 264 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:15,341 Now, sit back and enjoy the show! 265 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,543 [ Upbeat Broadway-style music playing ] 266 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,179 ♪ Oh, welcome to Terminus 267 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:21,881 ♪ Where you'll be safe and sound ♪ 268 00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:23,616 ♪ 'Cause we would never eat you ♪ 269 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:25,284 ♪ So please don't turn around ♪ 270 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,119 ♪ Oh, yes, it's Terminus 271 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,255 ♪ And it's a pleasure to meet you ♪ 272 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:33,559 ♪ And we're definitely 100% not going to eat you ♪ 273 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,528 This is pretty great. What a troupe. 274 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,063 I feel like they're over-emphasizing 275 00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:38,431 that they're not gonna eat us. 276 00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:39,865 No, I just think they're being funny. 277 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:41,600 ♪ This is the safest place 278 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,235 ♪ We really hope you'll stay 279 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,839 ♪ We'll only eat your ass in a sexual way ♪ 280 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,574 ♪ Oh, yes, it's Terminus 281 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,443 ♪ And we're not cannibals 282 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,378 ♪ We promise not to slaughter you ♪ 283 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,915 ♪ And eat you like you're animals ♪ 284 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:57,850 ♪ Terminus Yeah! Jazz hands! 285 00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,518 Yep, they're definitely gonna eat us. 286 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:02,021 I wonder if they sell merch. 287 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:05,925 Walker: [ Moaning ] 288 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:08,260 Hello! I am hungry! 289 00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:11,130 Are you hungry? I would like to eat! 290 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,732 Human! That human smells good! 291 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,768 I will eat him! Do not run! 292 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,103 Come back so I can eat you! 293 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:18,370 Oh, whoops! 294 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:21,173 I am on the ground. Why am I on the ground? 295 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,143 I am hungry! I want to eat the human! 296 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,679 [ Grunts ] Where did the human go? 297 00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,948 I want to eat him! I am hungry! 298 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,850 [ Rapid gunfire ] Human! 299 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,384 Hello! Ooh! 300 00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,053 Hello! Uh-oh! 301 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,688 Oh, hello, little girl. 302 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:36,689 [ Gunshot ] 303 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,724 I want to eat your hair. 304 00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:40,025 [ Grunts ] Trip! 305 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,227 Hello! 306 00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:42,928 Why is your foot in my face? 307 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:44,763 I do not want to eat your shoe. 308 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,031 I do not like shoes. 309 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,266 Come on, Carl! 310 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,401 Wait! I have not eaten you yet! 311 00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:50,970 I am hungry! 312 00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:53,472 Trip! Goodbye, human! 313 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:56,942 I am walking very fast now! Is this flying? 314 00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:58,911 I did not know I could fly. 315 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,146 Oh, hello, ground. 316 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:03,549 Hello, hello, hello. 317 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,085 Hello, body. 318 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,953 I am hungry. 319 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,756 We're not gonna be using the front gate anymore. 320 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,758 It's too much of a security risk. 321 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,293 Rick! How do we get in? 322 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,162 The signal will be the same, 323 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,164 but we'll have a new method of answering. 324 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,298 [ Whistles ] 325 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,602 Hairway to heaven. 326 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:25,070 [ Grunts ] 327 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,007 [ Zombies moaning ] Nicholas! Stop pushing on the door! 328 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:30,042 Screw you, Glenn! I'm getting out of here! 329 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,677 [ Groans ] 330 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:35,014 [ Zombie moaning ] 331 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,282 Noah: Nicholas, you'll kill us! 332 00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:37,349 Better you than me! 333 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,389 No, no! No, Glenn! 334 00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:50,829 Ahh, Glenn, you could have saved me, but you didn't, Glenn! 335 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:51,830 [ Screams ] 336 00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:53,766 Glenn: No, Noah! 337 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,201 Oh, my God, no! 338 00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,907 [ Laughs ] You sold out your friends in a hurry, Eugene. 339 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:05,010 Actually, Dwight, it was just a distraction to do this. 340 00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,512 Aah, my penis! 341 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,014 Dwight's Penis: Hi, I'm Dwight's penis! 342 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:12,384 You ever think to yourself, how did I get here? 343 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:15,221 It all started not too long ago... 344 00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:17,489 Negan: Did you hear that? 345 00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:20,125 He said, "Suck my nuts!" 346 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:23,529 [ Laughs ] Hot diggity dog! 347 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,496 [ Upbeat music plays ] 348 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,031 ♪ Hey, Negan 349 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,267 ♪ Show us how you do that thing ♪ 350 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,236 Mm, what thing? 351 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,037 ♪ That dip 352 00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:34,607 ♪ The one you do right after you swing ♪ 353 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,575 Oh, you mean this? 354 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,612 ♪ When you're bashin' in brains or deliverin' quips ♪ 355 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:43,515 ♪ Just lean way back and do the Negan Dip, yeah ♪ 356 00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:45,718 Ooh, like this? 357 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:49,021 Yeah, you got it! 358 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,723 [ Music stops ] 359 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:53,659 I do not appreciate you killing my dance! 360 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,928 [ Screams ] [ Grunts ] 361 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,130 [ Laughs ] 362 00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,966 Look at that. He's still got the beat. 363 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:04,203 One, two, three, dip 364 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,606 The truth is, I'm not even a real tiger. 365 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,942 I did some community theater back in the day. 366 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,911 Cowardly Lion, Grizabella, Cat From Outer Space, 367 00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:13,946 blah, blah, blah. 368 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,614 But when everything went to hell, 369 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:16,915 people needed something, 370 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:20,152 so here's Shiva. 371 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,721 We got your guns, fools. You know why? 372 00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:25,758 'Cause we are the Saviors! 373 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:26,959 Oh! 374 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,394 Piece of shit! 375 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,095 Aah! 376 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,631 You know what we need? -Guns. 377 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,233 -A spine. -Maybe Ding Dongs? 378 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,169 We need a name that tells people we mean business. 379 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:40,139 Negan's got the Saviors, and that just sounds cool. 380 00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:43,042 Then there's the Wolves, also awesome. 381 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,643 Terminus cannibals, 382 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,746 the Kingdom Comers, the Baseball Furies. 383 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,214 -What is he -- -Just let him run. 384 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:52,851 So, I been kicking around some ideas, and I think I've got it. 385 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,354 Rick and the Gang. 386 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,589 -Uhh -- -Umm -- 387 00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:58,924 Maybe we throw out some other ideas. 388 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:00,326 The Wham Bam Clan! 389 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,328 The Stabby Crew! No! 390 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:03,796 No, no! 391 00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,431 We're Rick and the Gang. 392 00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:06,665 I already made T-shirts. 393 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,767 Oh, fuck no. 394 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,537 Ahh, I got the jacket, 395 00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:14,673 but I'm missing that one thing that really says 396 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,543 "stylish, yet dangerous." 397 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:21,447 Well, looky what we have here. 398 00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:23,482 [ "Linus and Lucy" playing ] 399 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,217 [ Record needle scratches ] Perfecto. 400 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,753 Waaah! 401 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,857 Now, show me that badass eye hole, kid. 402 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:34,993 Now, that is -- 403 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,663 [ Wind howls ] 404 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,265 My God! Aah! 405 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,435 I've made a terrible mist-- 406 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,704 Announcer: From the creators of "The Walking Dead" 407 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:49,174 comes a show which reunites its most beloved characters. 408 00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,410 Glenn! Dinnertime! 409 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:52,344 Huh? 410 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,645 Yeah. 411 00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:56,215 It's "Happy Glenndings." 412 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:59,852 Sure, it's taken some getting used to, but... 413 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,854 I got my Glenn. 414 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,890 I'll find you! 415 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,959 I'll find you! 416 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:10,396 I'll find you! 417 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:14,665 We play a lot of hide and seek. 418 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,902 Glenn, I love you. 419 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,070 I'll find you! 420 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:26,345 Go on, Daryl. Lucille wants to hear you sing. 421 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,313 ♪ Uhhhh 422 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,149 No! What does it say? 423 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:34,119 It's an "A." Now, give me a sweet A, Daryl! 424 00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:35,154 ♪ Aaaaah 425 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,089 That is a G! 426 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,690 I want an ♪ Aaaa 427 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,059 So meet me up ♪ here 428 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,395 Well, well. [ Bangs ] 429 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:46,131 I can tell you little piggies have been bad little piggies. 430 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,466 [ Engine revs ] [ Gagging ] 431 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,067 [ Laughs ] 432 00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,335 Fuck you, Negan! 433 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:53,672 [ Snoopy laughing ] 434 00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,644 [ Bottle lid pops ] 435 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,479 [ Chugging ] 436 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,314 Come on, Maggie, one more push! 437 00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:03,882 One more big push, come on! 438 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:06,185 [ Screams ] 439 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,619 [ Gasping ] 440 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:12,391 It's -- it's -- it's -- it's -- it's a...b-boy? 441 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,592 I-It's a boy! 442 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:14,860 Does it look like Glenn? 443 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,895 Umm, umm, I mean -- Uh... 444 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,197 Yep. 445 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,032 I found you! [ Laughs ] 446 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:21,900 Oh, wow. 447 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,036 Is that how babies work? 448 00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:25,737 [ Clapping ] 449 00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:30,676 Now, don't move, kid. 450 00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,744 Tweet, tweet, tweet, mother fucker 451 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,146 That's a birdie! 452 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:37,249 [ Dramatic music playing ] 453 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,989 [ Rocket blasts off ] 454 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,659 [ Explosion ] 455 00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:52,164 My goodness, what could it be? 456 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,699 Some kinda rocket. 457 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:54,700 [ Air hisses ] 458 00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:55,901 It's a baby! 459 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,203 It's a bat! It's a baby! 460 00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,439 I'm gonna name you Lucille. 461 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:04,209 [ Grunting ] 462 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,278 [ Rapid hammering, saw whirring ] 463 00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,281 That's my bat. 464 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,783 Lucille, what are you doing here? 465 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,686 Get lost! 466 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,122 I know it's hard. 467 00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,491 You can do all these amazing things, 468 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,360 and you can't tell anybody, 469 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:24,963 but if there's one thing I do know, Lucille, 470 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:28,000 it's that you are here for a reason. 471 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,204 Die, Negan! 472 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,672 [ Gunshot ] 473 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,775 [ "Superman" theme-style music playing ] 474 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:44,349 ♪♪ 475 00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:47,085 Wow. She saved us all! 476 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,054 That bat murdered my friends! 477 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,557 I don't know. The video is pretty compelling. 478 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:55,294 This way, people! We saved the best for last! 479 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,162 Feast your eyes upon... 480 00:19:57,229 --> 00:20:00,799 the last surviving walker on earth. 481 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,368 [ Zombie moaning ] 482 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,938 Oh, my gosh, that is so awesome! 483 00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,439 Are you crazy? 484 00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:11,109 The nightmare will never be over until that thing is destroyed! 485 00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,578 [ Gunshots, glass shatters ] 486 00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,513 [ Screaming ] 487 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:18,050 [ Zombie moaning ] 488 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,552 Smile, you son of a biscuit! 489 00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:22,621 Just gotta get a quick selfie first! 490 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:23,755 [ Gunshot ] 491 00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:25,524 The legend is true! 492 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,661 [ Gun clatters ] 493 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,196 [ Gun clicks ] 494 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,901 [ Grunting ] 495 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,538 I've received the proper compensation 496 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,206 to initiate the munitions process. 497 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:42,975 Just hang onto your britches a tick 498 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,343 while I gather the necessary tools 499 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,811 to engage the delicate means 500 00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,179 to deliver this bullet souvenir. 501 00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:48,580 Hurry the fudge up! 502 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,282 The interesting thing 503 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:52,584 about the pin-firing .38 caliber projectile -- 504 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,686 It was actually not .38 caliber, 505 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,489 but in fact, .375 caliber due to the fact -- 506 00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:58,857 Yeah, got it. Shut up, bullet! 507 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,192 [ Bullet clatters ] 508 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,962 [ Gunshot, splat! ] 509 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:07,666 Keep the change, ya filthy animal. 510 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,701 [ Gun clatters ] 511 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,537 It's over, it's finally over. 512 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,106 Yep, it sure is. 513 00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:17,242 Ooh, I should really put some Neosporin on this bite. 514 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,410 Wait, what did you say? 515 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,513 [ Laughs evilly ] 516 00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:27,552 I'm Chris Hardwick. 517 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:30,255 Wow, what a 100th episode of "The Walking Dead." 518 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,991 Lori's fate revealed, the virus unleashed once more, 519 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:36,094 and how will Snoopy factor into Negan's future plans? 520 00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:38,430 Joining us tonight, "Walking Dead" Sasquatch Robert Kirkman, 521 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:39,931 show runner Scott M. Gimple, 522 00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:42,267 and Shiva the Tiger, Sir Fred Livingston III. 523 00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:43,769 -Hello! -Thanks, Seacrest. 524 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:45,737 This is probably my favorite episode of all-time. 525 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,973 Took 100 tries to get a unicorn on the show, 526 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,841 but damn, you pulled it off, Gumby. 527 00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:51,877 It's Gimple, and just to clarify, 528 00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:54,346 this wasn't officially the 100th episode. 529 00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:56,448 Well, the season seven finale was episode 99, 530 00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:59,251 which makes this episode 100 because math. 531 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:02,587 No, this was a "Robot Chicken" special on Adult Swim. 532 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,322 You drag me onto the Dead Actor Couch, 533 00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,358 and this episode doesn't even fucking count? 534 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:08,193 -Yawr! -Holy Lord almighty! 535 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,461 Stop it! Oh, my head! 536 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,930 No, my dick! Yeah! Bite that dick! 537 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,933 [ Screaming ] That is how you bite a dick! 538 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,735 I have 75 shows to produce!