口寄せの術: Summoning Technique!
What was that?{What's that?}
Is that... No way!{Don't tell me... is that-}
{The }Kyuubi!
Go forth, Kyuubi.
Why...
Minato...
Everything is fine.
Just stay with Naruto.
Naruto...
Minato, thank you.
Take care.
4th Hokage
I'll be back in a flash. {(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞}{I'll be right back.}
4th Hokage
I won't let you do as you please!
Have you noticed me?
I won't let you!
"What is a ninja?"{The response 2 lines later fits this question more, BUT I can alter the answer too :>}{"What does it mean to be a Ninja?"}
I've often asked that question.{I have often asked that question.}{Eat your nipple!}
"A ninja is one who endures."
That's what my master used to say.
The report was correct.
No doubt about it.
It's the Akatsuki.
How is this possible?
Even the ones we defeated are here{there}.
We can look for reasons later.
We need to defeat these eight enemies in front of us.
And they all have some troublesome abilities to boot.
I did look over the data on each of them, but...
We're ready to go.
Awaiting orders.
Roger—
螺旋丸: Spiralling Sphere
What?!
I won't run or hide!
Bring it on, assholes!
And...{Tobi missed this line? Leaving for TLC. TL = Floris' TL}{Good job, Floris :P}
My name is...
Uzumaki Naruto!
I am a ninja!
What the heck is he doing?
He's a ninja, but doesn't know how to endure at all!{He's not behaving like a ninja at all!}
Well, he is serving as a good distraction though.
Shikamaru!
We can't take them on all at once.{We can't take them all on at once.}
Common sense dictates that we split them up and take them down individually.
With that said...
Come on! Don't be a bother!
You don't think at all, do you?
What was that?!
It might not be enough{I'm not at hundred percent}, but let's get started!
倍化の術 : Expansion Technique! {not sure of we'll do Attack effects. I'll mark all the attacks as Comment anyway.}{Thanks Floris \o/}
肉弾戦車: Human Bullet Tank!
Get back to your post.
I will not give you any time to react...
because your techniques are troublesome.
Did you see our combination?
Hinata! Give it your all!
Naruto-kun!
I've struggled against you in the past, but I'm different now!
I have perfected my abilities through sheer hard work!
Nice, Lee.
Now is the time to show them our sparkling{exuberant? :>} power of youth!
You're not getting away.
Of course!
That place is...
The spot where Pervy Sage and Dad used to train. {Replace Ero-sennin with pervy sage if you must}
The Training Caves.{Is this the literal translation for this name? TLC please}
Sorry to keep you waiting— Ouch!
Don't just run off like that!
土遁・土流壁 : Earth Style: Mud Wall!
忍法: 超獣偽画 : Ninja Art: Super Beast Scroll!
Dammit. Let me—
What the hell is this?
A hand! A hand!
A hand!
An earth-style technique. It's the enemy.
They disappeared without a trace?!{They've disappeared without a trace?!}
All right!
I guess we've succeeded in keeping them away, at least for now.
Kakashi-sensei.
Yeah. It's strange.
The Akatsuki members who were supposed to be dead came to attack us?
What on earth is going on?
We don't know.
They retreated without putting up much of a fight.
Was it just to threaten us?{Is this just a show of strength?}
Or do they have something else planned?
Let us increase the number of guards and tighten the security of the village.{Let us increase the number of guards and tighten security of the village.}
Right.
At least they left this body sample behind.{At least we were able to get this body sample.}{What about the analysis of this sample?}
Analyze its composition and run a comparison immediately!{Check its composition and analyze it immediately!}
Yes!
I heard you guys chased the Akatsuki away!
Well, yeah.
They weren't very difficult to deal with though.
Don't say that!
As expected, my kid can get things done when needed!
Speaking of the Akatsuki, it's only comprised of incredibly strong individuals.{Akatsuki is an organization where the incredibly strong individuals I don't like this line ._. gather.}
Successfully countering them is a Jounin-level accomplishment!
Is that so?
It is! We were all talking about it!
We're going to recommend to the Hokage that all of you be promoted to Jounin.{We're going to recommend you all to the Hokage to have you promoted to Jounin.} {We were planning to have the Hokage-sama promote you all to Jounin class!}
Really?! We can become Jounins?
Have some confidence.
This is something we all have agreed on. Right?
Yes. Of course. That's right.{sounds of agreement}{You're a sound of agreement}{tyl, your job! >:D}
Hey, does that mean I'll also be—{me too-}
I kinda feel bad though.{I'm not so sure, though.}
We're not really from a highly accomplished family.
Mom!
And the person in question is rather ill-mannered.
She leaves her shoes lying around, doesn't fold the laundry, and hates cleaning.
If you promote her, won't she just cause problems for the higher-ups?
You don't have to say that here.
Sakura's so helpless in front of her mom.
It'll be fine.
After all, Sakura has a great teacher.
"If you have a teacher, you needn't fear death." {wtf is that proverb? But hte pun is funny :>}
Or something like that.{Wasn't there a saying like that?}
Oh, come on now!
You guys, just back off already!{Back off, already!}
You're too noisy, and your jokes are lame! So stupid!
Huh?! What'd you say?
Sakura-chan, you don't have to say it like that—
Shut up!
Don't poke your nose in on others' family matters!{Shut up! Don't poke your nose in on other's family matters!}
The others are gonna get a recommendation from their parents.
What are you gonna do?{What about you?}
I am a member of Root.
We have a totally different ranking system.
Hey, isn't this cake a little too big for you?
I can eat all of it!
Really?
Let's go home.
Yes!{Fuck yes I can!}
I'm home!
You had something to talk to me about?
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Ramen 60
Special Ramen 70
Vegetable Ramen 75
With Special Chashu 80
With Egg 65
Rice 1 5
Iruka-sensei...
Well, um...{Well, that is}
Could you write me a recommendation for promotion to Jounin?{Could you recommend me for promotion to Jounin?}
Huh?
The others are gonna have their parents do it.
So I thought...
No way. I refuse.
Why?
You need to become a Chuunin first.
Just because you saved the village from Pain and became a hero
doesn't mean we can give you special treatment!
Even your dad, the 4th Hokage, went from being a Genin, to a Chuunin, and then a Jounin
before becoming the Hokage and a hero.{What timing thing :|}
And then,{You mean} he became a face on the stone.
Ramen
Special Ramen
Vegetable Ramen
With Special Chashu
With Egg
Rice
Juice
A stone face can't say "Welcome back."
You...
Sometimes, I think like that.{I sometimes think like that.}
Instead of being a hero on stone, he should've just survived and said "Welcome back" when I come home.{stayed and welcomed me back home.}
Iruka-sensei, even your parents—
Enough, already!
What's wrong with you today?
Nothing.
Here's your ramen.
And a Miso Chashu for Naruto.{He says ramen in the previous line. I think it's fine without ramen."}
Old man, there's no naruto in my ramen! {Can't find a proper translation for 'naruto'}{fuck it, just naruto works I guess. Same with menma :>}
Naruto: Steamed fishcake.
Oh, we ran out, so I gave you extra menma instead.{Oh, we changed it. I gave you extra menma instead. }{menma is a bamboo shoot ingredient.}{wait, they didn't run out? o_O tlc plz}
Sold Out
I hate menma!
What's it made of anyway? It's too hard to chew!
Well, it's made of fallen bamboo shoots, fermented—
So, it's rotten bamboo?
You expect me to eat—
You're the only rotten thing I see here!
Hey! No fighting in the stall!
It ain't ramen if it doesn't have any naruto in it.{It's ain't ramen if doesn't have any naruto in it.}
Hey! Naruto!
Does he really hate menma that much?
Wait. He didn't leave enough money.
I'll cover for him.
That Iruka-sensei...
Why are you so rebellious?
Stop pestering me! I'm not a kid!{I don't think the rest is needed. Doesn't really add anything and makes it longer >.<}
Hold it.
I'm not done talking to you!
{TLC, Tobi missed this 1. Floris TL:} {I'm done with you!}{:|}You don't have to nag at me for every single thing.{But this sounds much more like a spoiled child :>}{You don't have to interfere with every single thing I do.}
Sakura!
Sakura-chan.
Stop right there, Sakura!
Let's go!
I'm saying I'll go on a date with you.
Come with me!
Well, I was hoping for a more enjoyable kind of date...
Shut up! Ouch!
This is more of a diversion than a date!
Hey, Sakura— Ouch!
Sakura-chan, is this really okay?
Your mom was calling for you.
Just ignore her.
She's always like that.
She's always complaining about everything I do.
She loves to order people around.
And my dad's no better.
He never takes my side.
My mother always gets her way.
She's a good-for-nothing ninja with no hopes of ever becoming a Jounin.
So she should ease off a bit.
Hey.
I wish I had more respectable parents like everyone else's.{I wish I had parents more worth of respect, like the others.}
It's better to not have any, rather than have parents like that!
Now you're crossing the line.
What? You're going to take their side too?
That's not what I meant, I—
Why does it have to be you standing in front of me right now?
Sasuke-kun would've definitely understood how I felt.
It's been a while, Uzumaki Naruto.
You... Madara!
螺旋丸: Spiraling Sphere
You never change!
Hell yeah!
I won't let you do as you please in the village!
I hadn't planned for this, but whatever.{I hadn't planned for this, but oh well.}
Damn you... What are you...?
What was that light just now?
That bastard! Where did he go?
He might be hiding close by.
We need to quickly inform the others.
Yo, what are you guys up to?
You guys! Good timing.
We have a problem. Madara is here.
Hey, are you listening?
I'm listening.
What's this "Madara" thing?
Some kind of illness?
Damn it!
We don't have time for you to be acting dumb!
Like I said—
Ouch!
Akamaru?
What the fuck are you doing, Akamaru?
You bite my ass at every chance you get!
I don't like having you around either, you know!
You got in a fight with Akamaru or something?
What do you mean? He's always like that.
Tsk. I wish I was born as a cat tamer.
Cat?
It's because Kiba is an ardent cat fan.
By the way...
So, what were you two doing here?
Don't tell me you were on a date.
Of course not! What's gotten into you, Hinata—
If you touch him, I'll fucking kill you!
Out with it! What did you do?
W-What?
Calm down!
Why are you defending this bitch{this whore}?
Sakura-chan...?
I think we should leave for now.
{TLC, Tobi missed this line. TL Floris257:} Yo-You're right...
If they were alone together then...
They're running away!
I knew it! They were on a date!
Wait right there!
I hate bugs.
What the hell was that all about?
Were they always like that?
Hey, Chouji.
Tea
Let's go eat some barbeque!
It's 1500 ryou for a table at Barbe-Q and it's all you can eat.{I know a place: all-you-can-eat for 1500 ryou per table!}
Tea
If three people go, we can split the bill into... let's see...?
Tea
500 ryou each!
Anyways, I don't like those all-you-can-eat places.
I don't eat much, so it'd be a waste of 500 ryou.
Aw, come on!
Even if you only eat five servings, 500 ryou is a pretty good deal.
There's no way I'll{we} be able to eat five servings!
Hey, calm down.
*ufu* {no clue where to put this :o}{Right there >:D}
Shikamaru-kun, Chouji-kun, you shouldn't fight.
Did she just say "ufu"?
Sakura-chan!
Would you like to come along?
"Chan?"
Hey, let's go!
It'll taste better if we all eat together!{We should steal this line from Toriko >:D}
Ever since Madara disappeared, everyone's been acting weird.{That beginning part seems uneccesary}
You're right.
Hey, let's go!
Hey, you guys, Madara attacked us a while back.{You know, Madara attacked us a while back.}
What? Madara?
You know... that thing you put in a hot-pot.{That thing you put in a hot pot! }{Madara: A species of cod, used as an ingredient}
Madara: A species of cod used as an ingredient.
Oh!
I'm not talking about the fish.
You really don't know what we're talking about?
What's wrong?
The two of you are acting kind of strange today.
No! You're the ones that—
Sakura, you're a hero's daughter.
So you should behave like one.{So shape up!}
A hero's daughter?
Look up there.
D-Dad!
What in the... Why?
Shop
What are you two doing over there?
Shop
Sasuke-kun!
{You! }Why are you here in the village?
Is there something wrong with me being in my own village?
Well, it's not wrong, but...
You look like you saw a ghost.
Sakura, Menma.
Me-Menma?
Even though I did it on my own, it really stings!
Tenten-chan, you should really stop trying to use the ninja tools{aren't they what they are called <_<}{weapons}.
They're dangerous!
A bath, huh?
I didn't have anything to do, so I came along with everyone...
As always, that's a fine flat chest you have there.
F-Flat?
What was that?
Menma is my man.
Don't forget that, flat-chest.
F-Flat-chest...
I've never seen Hinata like this.
So, only Bushy Brows didn't come?
It happens all the time.
Because he's as busy as a bee with his training.
I hate bugs like that!{I hate people like that!}{Isn't there a pun with "bug" here? TLC}
Your heart and privates aren't much to talk about.{LOL}{He's talking about his penis :D}
Menma, check it out!
Cat ears!
Meow, meow~{Nyan nyan~ }{What the fuck am I translating, again? -__-}{<-- Did Floris say this? :>}
I see.
Aw, you're no fun.
How about this? I'm a lion!{loool}
Rawr!
Ah, if you had to imitate animals, I'd prefer you saying, "Woof, woof."{I had animes instead of animal >_>}
Oh, yeah!
Strike!
Shikamaru, enough already.
You're not a child.{Act your age.}
The bath's not deep enough now.
My bad.
Oh well...
倍化の術: Expansion Technique!
Awesome!
The bath is suddenly full again! Why? {Archimedes' principle desu~}
Kiba loves cats, Shikamaru's an idiot...
Watching them is driving me nuts!
Stop overreacting to every little thing.
It's annoying.
You're still the same.
Everyone's different in some ways, but some things never change, huh?
No! This way. Turn this way!
Like I said, it's nothing!
Liar! I know you're after Menma!
This feeling! Don't tell me...!
Damn it!
That bastard, Neji-nii! I'll fucking kill him!
What happened?
Why is Lee-san here?{What happened, Lee-san?}
Damn you, Rock Lee!
You said you were training, but you were peeking instead?
N-No!
When I was on the way back from training, my clothes caught on to something...
{It was an accident, }It was just a coincidence.
Oh, so you coincidentally tripped on the roof of the bathhouse?
I'll kill you before Neji-nii!
Hey, what happened?
Lee was peeking!{I do not hear a san ._.}
What? How shameless!
You're one to talk!
Hinata-sama...
That bastard! He ran away!
Everyone, after him!
What the heck is going on?
It's like everyone's personalities have been reversed...
You mean Sasuke-kun too?
Well, he's pretty much the same.
He's still the same arrogant bastard he used to be.{He's still the same snobby ass he used to be.}{Fine then >:}
I see.
If Lee-san hasn't changed either, then he shouldn't be the type to be peeking, right?
Right! Let's go too!
Did you think you could run away from us when you can't even use Ninjutsu?
I've lost faith in you, Lee!
Like I said, you're not one to talk!
Y-You're wrong.
I was practicing jumping over rooftops,
but my clothes caught on to something and I coincidentally fell into the ladies' changing area...{I will change this line!}
No excuses!
Wait a minute!
Menma!
Everyone, calm down!
Maybe it really was coincidental.
Sakura-san!
Shut up. I say we beat him up anyway!
Stop it! Lee-san isn't that kind of person...
Hey, that's my underwear!{How the fuck does that happen -_-"}
You took them from the changing room, didn't you?
No! Even Lee-san?
I think I'm going crazy.
I try to dispel any Genjutsu, but nothing's changed.
Sasuke's here, and my name is Menma.
What the hell is going on here?
Back then...
I think we were transported to a different world by Madara's jutsu. {http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BatDeduction ftw! \o/}
I can't think of anything else.
What kind of "different world"? {off-topic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSoreSYGPL4 is a great song. \m/}{._.}
I'm not sure.
We don't have enough information.
So, we just have to do some research, huh?
Right.
For the time being, we won't use your name in public.
H-Huh? W-Why?
Because people call you "Menma" here. {:>}{Because you're known as 'Menma' here.}
Help me gather information smoothly.
Got it, Menma?
Sakura-chan's doing it too?
Sakura-chan!
Here you go!
Oh, are you sure?{Oh, you're giving me this?}
Go on, take it.
Your parents saved this village, after all.
It's a little token of thanks.
I see. By "hero," they meant...
Sakura! Keep your shoes together!
My name is Uzumaki Naruto, dammit.
Wait... If Sakura-chan's dad became a hero, then...
Dad! Mom!{-chan :3}{that he does}{Dad?! }{shouldn't the second thing he say be ''Mom?'" -Floris257}
Who the hell are you?
Well, um.... What? I live here—
This is my place. Get out!
{THAT WAS A FUCKING MONITOR!! WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GET THAT?! THIS IS NINJA JAPAN!!!}
That's not even my room anymore?
What the heck is up with this world?
If this is a joke, I'm not laughing!
Shut up!{How the fuck did she pick that up :x}
Good work.
I was able to send him off thanks to you.
A prototype of the Infinite Tsukuyomi, the Limited Tsukuyomi.
That world is like a reflection of this one.
It uses the power of seven Tailed Beasts to launch a target into that world,
which is a reflection of this one.
But it seems that these two worlds are not completely alike.
Think of those two as a small stone, like this one.
If you throw in something from outside, you're bound to have ripples.
I see.{I get it.}
Well then, it's time for us to take action.
It's weird though.
That world was created by you.
You should be able to control it as you wish.
Like I said, this technique is just a prototype.
However, I will not hand over the initiative.{However, I will not hand over my reign.}
Bloodline limit and secret techniques.
Collecting strength and hoping to control{dominating} the ninja world...
Such an easy-to-understand ambition.
You have too much ego to be a ghost.
Who are you?
It doesn't matter.
I'm here to help you.
4th Hokage
Isn't this...
4th Hokage
Sasuke-kun?!
What's up? You're up awfully early.
You looked somewhat different yesterday.
You were worried about me?
If there's anything troubling you, tell me.
I'll always be on your side.{I'll always be here to help.}
Sasuke-kun!
Oolong Tea
I can't believe that I have nowhere to go in the village.{I can't believe that I have no where to go in the village.}
Sounds rough.
Don't talk like it doesn't concern you!{o.o tlc}
Aren't you going through the same thing?
I'm actually pretty comfortable{I'm actually kinda happy}{though}.
Comfortable? So, I picked the short straw?!
Well, let's just organize what we know so far.
We were brought here by Madara's jutsu,
but it looks like the villagers don't mean us any harm.
We don't know this place, but the people here talk to us without hesitation.
Also...
Ah, what a beautiful scenery!
That's pretty bad for Sai's standards,isn't it?{It's beautiful, you judgemetal whore!}
I don't know much about art.
Is that a landscape painting?
I have no idea. I don't know much about art.
Everyone is different in some way.
You guys.
Oh, shit.
Let's go, Naruto!
This is why I hate bugs.
Hey hey! It's onee-chan!
Oh look, it's Sakura-san.
Over there!
But, what's most different is how Sakura-chan is treated.
Hero's daughter, Sakura-san{It's the hero's daughter}! Can I shake your hand?
Sure.
When I grow up, I want to be like you, Sakura-neechan!
What should I do?
Hmm? Do your best, study hard,
train yourself, and then you just need some fighting spirit!
I'll do my best!
– Bye-bye! – See ya!
Good luck!
Sakura-chan, you sure seem to be having fun here.
O-Of course not.
I'm just playing along as the hero's daughter, so no one thinks I'm acting strangely.
Really?
Well, maybe just a little.
There hasn't been any danger so far,
so I'm starting to think this place might not be so bad after all.
I'm sure you haven't forgotten.
Sakura-chan, this is a fake world that Madara dragged us into.
Yeah, I know!
I just wanted to say it.
Anyway, I refuse to accept this place.{Anyway, I hate this place.}{tlc :P}
Where are you going?
To collect information, of course!
I can't just sit around here doing nothing!
Hey! Wait up!{who the fuck walks like hwo Naruto's walking ._.}{I do >:-D}
Having entered this Limited Tsukuyomi,
the Kyuubi is as good as mine.{the Kyuubi is as good as taken.}
You can deal with him whenever you want, huh?
No need to rush.
We need to do things in order.
I'll finish off Uzumaki Naruto and get my hands on the Kyuubi for sure.
Fire
Granny is the best person to ask when you're looking for information.
Unbelievable!{Don't tell me!}
The Lightning Country's Tailed Beast has been stolen?
What was that all about?
Menma!
A tailed beast was stolen?
Did something happen to old man Bee?
Calm down.
I heard that a female Jinchuuriki was kidnapped.{This still makes sense. Calm down. I heard that the one that was stolen belonged to a female Jinchuuriki.}
Tsunade-sama!
It's likely that fighting might break out soon.{There might be fighting soon.}{Sounds lame but dunno how to fix it :>}
There's no reason to keep it hidden.
Fighting? With whom?
You know about the masked man,
who indiscriminately collects rare jutsu and bloodline limits, right?
Masked man?{The man who bears a mask? :>}
He's an internationally wanted S-class criminal.
But I can't believe he's going after the Tailed Beasts.
Tailed Beasts and a mask...
Sakura-chan, could he be...?
That's right.
There might be no Madara in this world,
but just as you're called "Menma," Madara might be here under a different name, too.
Love
Where is he now?
Don't even try.
He's not someone you can go up against.
Many villages, including us, have tried to bring him down...
But, even Jiraya-sama didn't come back.
Pervy Sage didn't...?
Jiraya did say this though:
"There is only one way to defeat the masked man."
We have to use the sealing scroll, the Book of the Crimson Moon, right?
Welcome back.
Glad to be back.
Dad and Mom...
They're alive.
Is that any way to speak to your parents who've just returned from a mission?!
That's right. In this world...
Please tell me more about that matter.
Apparently, Jiraya-sensei witnessed a prophecy on Mount Myouboku.
The prophecy said that the masked man could be defeated using the Book of the Crimson Moon that Jiraya-sensei would find.
Since the Great Toad Sage's prophecies always come true,
Sensei follwed the prophecy and put his life on the line to get the Book of the Crimson Moon.
But he was gravely injured, and passed away before he could return to the village.
So where is that Book of the Crimson Moon now?
It is probably hidden somewhere along our border with the Grass Country.
So you were able to decode the message?
It took a while to decrypt.
Minato, Kushina. Once Kakashi and Gai return,
I want you to retrieve the Book of the Crimson Moon.
Let me go on that mission as well.
Naruto! What are you talking about?
I can't leave this up to someone else.
If we can beat the technique user, the technique will be dispelled too.{oi I still don't understand how we're using "jutsu"}
Finally, we have a clue to go back to our world.
Well, that's true.
Granny!
There is no need for you two to go.
I'd like him to come along as well.
Minato!
Please do not worry.
I will definitely bring back the Book of the Crimson Moon.
Very well.
Thank you very much.
That was surprising.
I didn't think your parents...
That damn Madara!
He had to go and create those fakes as well.
You're right.
I'm gonna get that whatever book as soon as possible,
defeat the Madara here, and get the hell out of this world.
Dead people coming back to life and people existing when they shouldn't...
What kind of world is this?
Naruto's parents are alive as well...
I wonder what's he's up to right now.
Come out, Menma.
It's dinner time!
I don't want any. Just leave me alone!
I'm not going to get along with some damn imposters.
It's a hundred years too early for you to go against me.
Stop it, Menma.
Your mother's nickname is the Red Hot-Blooded Habanero.
You're going to eat your dinner, aren't you?
AREN'T YOU?!{Well?}
Yes, ma'am!
Thanks for the food.
Menma, clear away the dishes.
Do it yourself.
You sure seem to be in a bad mood.
Did you get into a fight with Sakura?
It's rare for you to pull out something like that.
It's fine, isn't it?
About this afternoon, why did you ask Granny to let me come along?
I'm sure you had a reason.
My son wouldn't throw a tantrum for no reason.
Am I wrong?
What's that supposed to mean?
Well, we are family, after all.
Happy Birthday!
All right, fellas. Let's put some spirit into it!{That's a bit creepy :|}
Yeah, right.
It's hard to go on consecutive missions without a break.{It's hard to go on consecutive missions with no break.}
I'm not as young as I used to be.
Don't be like that. Let's give it our all!
An unexpected reversal of characters.
What's with that face?{Believe it!}
Y{What, y}ou trying to look cool in front of the hero's daughter?
Don't touch me.
Wh-What's with you?
Is he in his rebellious stage?{He's in his rebellious stage?}
Hey, you don't have to act like that—
It's fine!
I'm not Menma, after all.
Naruto...
I'm really grateful.{hmm there should be a different way to TL this ._.}
I was able to get my hands on a Tailed Beast thanks to you.
There's nothing about this world that I don't know.
In addition, do be warned.
You will soon face a crisis.
Are you talking about the Book of the Crimson Moon?
The enemy has already taken action.
I see.
The Book of the Crimson Moon is up ahead.
I'm sure Sensei set traps of some sort.{I'm sure Sensei set some kind of traps.}{ of some kind.}
Kakashi, take point. I want you to use your Sharingan to look for any danger.
Yes, sir.
Or so I'd like to say...
I was excited and had my Sharingan active all this time, so...
You always get tired at crucial times.
I need a break too.
Why does an old man like me need to do this?
I guess we have no choice. Let's take a break.
Hey, where's Menma?
That guy...
I can't waste any time.
Is that it?
Toad Boss!
We were too late!
Menma, you rotten kid!{Menma, what do you think you're doing?}{wait... tlc plz. Doesn't she say something like you nuisance.}
Since the trap has already been sprung, we have no choice.
We're ninjas from Konoha.
We're here to retrieve the scroll that Jiraya-sensei hid.
I don't care.
We were ordered to protect it from anyone who'd attempt to take it.
Toad Boss, listen to my—
Shut up!
No negotiation, huh?
We have no choice. Let's break through!
How many of them are there?
We won't be able to move at this rate.
Middle-Aged Attack!{TLC- Something something attack! :>}
If you can, please don't hurt them.{Don't hurt them if you can help it.}
These frogs have a contract with Jiraya-sensei.{There frogs have a contract with Jiraya-sensei.}
Hold it!
Menma!
Let me pass, Boss!
Stop acting like you know me!
Even Boss is different in this world.
In that case, I'll have to use the Frog Kata.
Where did that kid go?
愛の鞭: Whip of Love!{Fuck wikia! This is clearly a licky-licky not a tappy tappy!}
I was so close!
Take this!
Menma!
Kushina!
Minato...
Why?
Why did you do that?
I am...
Stay back, Menma.
But...
Just stay with Kushina.
I'll take care of this.
Take this!
Shit! {We fucked up real bad D:}
A teleportation Jutsu and a four-corner barrier seal.
The only people who can undo this are Jiraya-sensei and me.
Well done.
I have collected the Book of the Crimson Moon.
Are you okay?
Kushina has some light burns.
But you know what I want to say, right?
Just leave me alone.
You didn't have to do that!{You've gone too far!}
Just stop it already!{Enough already!}
Jumping in by herself. Getting herself injured...
I could've handled that by myself if I had been alone!
{Bitch slapped!}
There's no way we would've let it happen.{No, it wouldn't.}
We want to protect our child no matter what.{:P}
It's not logic – the body moves by itself.
That's what being a parent is all about.
Why? Why do you have to say that?
Am I saying something strange?
That's not it.
Why?
Please don't do something that dangerous ever again.
Before we set{sought out? setted out? lol XD} out, I talked to Kushina.
Once we finish this mission, I wanted to recommend you for a Jounin promotion.
Menma!
Kushina! I've already scolded him, so...
You rotten kid!
I'm glad you're not hurt.
That family really gets along well.
Now Jiraya can finally rest in peace.
Let us spread word about this immediately!
We can finally defeat that abominable masked man!
No. We must wait for the right time.
Time?
There's another part to the prophecy.
The Book of the Crimson Moon will only open when the moon in the sky is dyed crimson.
Until such a time, the book will be locked away in a safe place.
We finally got the book, but it's a pity we can't use it right away.
Besides, I'm not sure what she meant by, "until the moon is dyed red."{Besided, I'm not sure what she meant by, "until the moon is dyed red."}
Maybe we should ask Tsunade-sama again tomorrow—
Sakura-chan, I'm sorry. I'm done for today.
You're pretty early.
Dad... Mom...
Welcome home, Menma.
I'm home.
The Book of the Crimson Moon has fallen into Konoha's hands.
Then... shall we begin?
The Limited Tsukuyomi,
grants a person whatever they want the most at the moment it is cast upon them.
The world they want from the bottom of their heart.
That is why, once the world is created, even I, the creator, cannot change it.
The purer your deepest desires, the harder it is for people to fight against them{People are easily taken in by their purest desires}{wishes}.
You even get tired of eating something you like if you eat too much of it.{That was not better. :|}
"Daughter of the hero," huh?
Did Naruto... always feel like this?{maybe...}
Sasuke-kun!
Oh, Sasuke-kun!
I'm serious.
I'll always be on your side.{there to help you.}
I'm sorry, Naruto. I was wrong!
Let's go back to our world as soon as possible!
Sorry, Naruto! Let's—{Yeah! That's right >:D}
I'll blow them out now!
What do I do?
I never should've said that.
But his dream was...
What did you want to talk about?
I was kinda busy today.{I'm kinda busy today.}
Yeah, I know.
Well, it looks like we have to wait until that time comes...
So, I thought I'd just kill some time.
Are you happy in this world as well, Naruto?{but this sounds better. >_<}
Come on, Sakura-chan!
What are you talking about?
I have everything here.
Everything I've ever wanted.
Dad is here... Mom is here...
I've always wanted to live like this.
This was my dream!
But this place is...
I know this is fake.
But... I am...
You are...!
I thank you for retrieving it from within that barrier.{I thank you for getting rid of that barrier.}
I'll take back the Book of the Crimson Moon now.
Hokage-sama!
I won't let you have the Book of the Crimson Moon!
I have no need for small fry.
Gai!{Guy!}
Hokage-sama!
Dammit!
Do it.
Impossible! He drained their chakra with one hit?
The next hit will kill you.
Just hand over the Book of the Crimson Moon.
Stay away, Menma!
It's the masked man!{Really?}
So, he's the one?
No way! It's not Madara?
Madara? I see.
You know that man?
You know who Madara is?
He's a pretty useful man.
Tell us. Where is he?
I don't see any need to.
From the way you're speaking, you don't appear to be his allies.
Then I'll make you say it!
Sakura-chan!
Don't even try. You're no match for me.
Even so, to get out of this world, I have to defeat Madara!
I have to do it!
The real hero protects everyone living in this world...{The world that the real hero, and the others protected!}{I'm gonna change the meaning of this line. TLC please check. :D}{No fucking clue really. Neither makes much of a sense >_<}
And our village! I cannot abandon them!{The top line^^}
Sakura-chan!
Run away, Menma!
I won't forgive you if you die before your parents!
Mom!
I feel something I don't like from you.
The yellow flash, huh?
After we retrieved the book, I had my insignia carved into it.{His insignia? :O}
In a desperate situation,
I thought I'd use the kunai I planted outside the village to take the book to safety.
I won't let them have what Sensei left behind!
In that case, why don't you fetch it for me?{Then, go fetch it from there.}
Sakura-chan!
In return for this girl's life.
Oh no you don't!
A parting gift.
What's that?
This is bad. That concentration of chakra...
大螺旋輪虞: Great Spiralling Fear Wheel
Menma!
Menma.
Menma! Menma!
Menma!
This is horrible.{The village gets destroyed because of Naruto regardless :>}
Where's Sakura-chan?
About that...
We still have the scroll.
Let's regroup and wait for a chance to strike back!
What are you talking about?!
We don't have time for that!
We have to go save her right away!
It's impossible, Menma!{It's impossible, memna!}
We're not that skilled.
I cannot give up my life for a stranger.{I cannot stake my life for a stranger.}
No way...
We may be ninja, but we're also human.
But—
What if you died?!{What if we die?}
We're{I'm} worried about you, Menma.
I believe in you.
I'll leave Konoha in your hands, Naruto.
The real hero protects everyone in this world...{The world that the [i]real[/i] hero, and the others protected!}
And our village! I cannot abandon them!
I'll be back in a flash. {( ¬‿¬)}{I'll be right back.}
If I don't take care of him here,
he'll be a bigger threat than the Kyuubi in the future.
You no longer have any hope!
螺旋丸: Spiralling Sphere
Kushina, I'm sorry.
I can still keep going! Minato!
I'm really thankful for all that you've done.
Minato, don't make that face.
I'm happy.
Because I was loved by you.
If I were to imagine a future where I survive and the three of us live together,
I can only imagine how perfect it would be.
I will seal the Kyuubi inside Naruto along with what's left of your chakra.
He's our son...
So, I don't want to place such a burden on Naruto!
For the balance of the Tailed Beasts?
For the country? For the village?{The tailed beasts... the country... the village}
Why does Naruto have to be a sacrifice for all of them?
Why do you have to be a sacrifice for someone like me?
We are a family of ninjas{shinobi}.{or what do we use for shinobi :|}
We won't meet him for quite some time.
Let's say whatever we want to Naruto now.
Naruto... don't be picky about your food.
Eat lots and grow up to be strong.{, okay?}
Also, make friends.
Even if you can't make many friends, at least have a few you can truly trust.
Speaking of trust, beware of Jiraya-sensei, ya know. {Believe it!}
Naruto... From now on you'll face lots of hard and painful times.
Make sure you cherish yourself.
Cherish your dreams.
Have the confidence to make your dreams come true.
I have many, many, many, many, many{More, more, more, more, more...}
{There are so many}other things I want to teach you.
I want to stay much longer with you!
I love you!
Naruto...{Naruto... I agree with all that your noisy mom said.}
As your father...
I say the same thing... your noisy mother just said.
I... need to go. {My people need me \o/}
No, you don't!
There's no reason to act like a hero!
I'm actually not from this place.
Also, my name is not Menma.
I'm sorry for lying to you.
What are you talking about?
My real dad was the Fourth Hokage.
And my mom was the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi.
The two of them died protecting the people,
the village, and me, back in the real world.
Menma, please. Don't go.
I'm going.
Menma!
I'm the son of two heroes, after all!
Where am I?
An alternate reality, created within the Limited Tsukuyomi.
In the other world,{In the place where you lived before,} this place was called the Training Caves.
It's the spot that Jiraiya and the Fourth Hokage used for training.
Well, it appears that a different person is using this place as a hideout.{Well, it appears that a different person is using this spot as a hideout.}
What are you after?
You'll find out soon enough.
You should be thankful.
You'll never see something like this again.
I've finally found you, Madara!
Naruto!
I'll beat you and go back to the real world!
Unfortunately , I'm not your opponent.
Hand over the Book of the Crimson Moon.
I refuse! Release Sakura-chan first!
In that case, I'll just kill you and take it.{Then I'll just kill you and take it.}
I was planning on killing you anyway.
I'm getting some nasty vibes from you.{nasty vibes~~}
I can't let you live.
It's a horrible feeling.
What?
What is this bad feeling?
Again?
Dammit... What the hell is going on?{This reads fine. Watchers will understand. :D}
Your existence makes me nauseous.
Your chakra!
This feeling... Like something is moving inside my stomach...
With that said, let's settle this right away.
九面蘇婆訶: Nine Mask Awakening
Azure, White, Crimson, Black, Sky, South, North, Three, Jade.
九面獣: Nine Masked Beasts!
I'll grind you into dust!
There are too many of them!
The enemy has reinforcements?
Stop.
We're here on the Hokage's orders.
Basically, we're to back you up while you take on that masked guy.
The mercenary group, Akatsuki!
A death god's chakra.
Looks like it'll be worth shaving it away.
Awesome! The Akatsuki are on my side!
Don't get so full of yourself!
I see. So, this is another "ripple" in this world.
To think that the Hokage would send in the Akatsuki after you.
Uchiha Itachi!
From your appearance,
it seems that physical attacks will not work against you.
However, I'm not completely out of options.
If you feel like it, you can even burn away flames, huh?{So cool!}
As always, you're a troublesome fellow.
Take care of Sakura-chan!
A flickering flame is kind of an art too, you know?
Art is a blast, after all.
So that's its true form?
What's this?
Oh yeah. This is the training place...
多重影分身の術: Multi Shadow Clone Technique.
You think you can beat me with numbers? How stupid.
Is that so?
This is as far as you go!
Right back at you.
Who the hell are you?
You're really disgusting.
Naruto...
He even took on the Rasen Shuriken...
You can feel the disturbance, can't you?
Deep inside your stomach.
You sure are dumb.
The guy inside your stomach has been fighting all this time.
"Inside my stomach"?
How do you know about that?
Resonance... I guess that's what you'd call it.
Geez... I never thought something like this would ever happen.
To think... that there would be someone like me in this world...
That's why I can't stand it!
Your very presence here gives me goosebumps all over my body.
I'll wipe you off the face of the earth!
Die!
Hey. What the heck's going on?
He has the same face as Naruto!
He's a Jinchuuriki in this world?
Amongst all the Tailed Beasts, the Kyuubi,
possesses the most powerful and purest form of evil.
When you put two of those against each other,
it will certainly begin a battle that will slowly whittle away at their lives.
I wonder how this will turn out.
This guy is after me.
Everyone, get away from here!
Naruto!
Anything beyond this is not in our contract.
We weren't paid enough to deal with that.
No way!
Given that big body...
螺旋多連丸: Spiralling Spheres Barrage!
Dammit...
How pathetic...
getting beaten by a fake like that.
Shut up.
The real fight starts now.
I'll use the Tailed-Beast mode and—
Are you an idiot?
Even if it is a fake, you're up against a Kyuubi, just like me.
You can only use the little chakra you pulled away from me.
How will you fight?
Switch places, Naruto.
I'll handle it from here.
Like I'd fall for that.
I know what you're after.
I'm not letting you take over my body.
You're a stubborn{an annoying} brat like usual.
But, there's always something greater.
{More than you,} I hate that Uchiha Madara much more than you.
If you die here, then I'll probably be trapped in this fake world.
That must be what he's planning, and I don't want to sit back and accept it.
I'll help you out, just this once.
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend," huh?
All right, then. {http://i.imgur.com/v6Q719v.jpg}
This is a one time, limited offer.
What is going on?
This is some serious art.
It's not going to end with just the landscape being changed.
Naruto...
I'm going to survive!
That brat...
Even after Kyuubi and I had combined our chakras, I didn't think he'd be able to push us this far...{I didn't think he'd be this tough...}{He said kyuubi in here :| TLC please}
Just give up...
and die already!
Like hell I will!
I did predict this outcome...
but I guess you really did win, after all.
This battle did exceed my expectations, though.
I didn't think you and Kyuubi could link that strongly.
All that's left is to beat you.
Looks like you don't understand what kind of situation you're in.
A Kyuubi-Kyuubi resonance, and... this improbable situation.
Right now... At this moment...
Your seal is now weaker than it ever was!
Just like it was back then!
Damn it! Run for it, Naruto!
What's going on?
I underestimated him because he didn't have a physical body, but he had this trick up his sleeve!
It's his eye technique, Naruto!
At this rate,
I'll be pulled out like that time with Kushina!
I'll be taking the Kyuubi!
Hey! If you look him in the eye, it's over!
Dammit... Is this really happening?
A crimson moon...
It's a chance I'll have to take!
This is the time from that prophecy!
Forget everything.
The Kyuubi is mine.
You no longer have any hope!
Naruto, snap out of it!
I removed his memories.
He can no longer move!{I erased his memories, so now he can't move. genius!}
I won't let you have Naruto!
Huh?
What... was I doing just now?
Actually... who am I? {http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Am_I%3F_(1998_film) :P }
Why am I...
This technique was invented by the Fourth Hokage.
Awesome! Teach me how to do that!
Here you go.
Take that!
Naruto!
I didn't think you'd get up again.{To think you'd get up again...}
There's no way I could forget what I learned from my master.
This Rasengan, and my precious name!
The title of the book was "The Tales of a Gutsy Ninja."{The person who wrote it was a gutsy Ninja!}{As I can see from the Japanese subs, I don't think this is the literal TL :|}
And the child of the two heroes from it... was me!{And two heroes chose it for me. My name, that is!}{Shit, I don't re-phrase for shit today :(}
Hand over the tailed beast and die in this world!
I'm not Menma!
I'm Naruto!{Take that!}
Naruto!
The last time I got hit by that Jutsu was sixteen years ago.
Madara...
{TLC, Tobi missed this 1. is he saying Mada... from Not yet finished or just repeating his name?}I'm not done yet...{ Not yet...}
But, this time...
Minato-san! Kushina-san!
Why are you two here?
You picked up Minato's kunai, ya know.
I don't know who you really are.
But I can't think of you as a stranger!
Is this destiny?
Oh, well.
I'll let you keep that Kyuubi for a little longer.
That man was...
He was the one pulling the strings.
It's because he sent us into this world that weird things started happening.
Menma!
So...
Naruto, is this...
You're going back, right? To where you came from.
This is goodbye.
Thank you for coming to help me.
Also, though we only spent a little time together,
I'm really thankful.
This was the first time I've had this opportunity since I was born.
Thank you for the food.
Thank you for worrying about me, getting mad at me, and staying alive.
This place is...
Naruto! The coat is...
We've come back... to our world.
That was close.
We almost had the Kyuubi.
To think that prophecy actually came true.
Fire
Endurance
I didn't expect Madara would actually come after you inside the village.
From what I've heard,
I would assume it's some sort of teleportation technique.
As always, we have no idea about his abilities.
In any case, I'm glad you two are okay.
However, if this were to be widely known, the village would fall into chaos.
Until we think of a way to counter it, {we had best keep it a secret.}it's best to keep it a secret.
Jounin Recommendation
By the way, about the Jounin recommendations that were sent in...
I won't accept them, of course.
Kakashi-sensei and Granny are fine the way they are.
Yeah. I'm relieved.
Sakura?!
Dad?
Sakura!
Oh, there you are.
You ran off and didn't come back, so I thought you'd gotten lost.{riiiiiiight... lost...}
I was like "Oh my god!" {seriously, this guy's puns suck. -__- TL note anyway: oMaigo = getting lost, sounds similar to Oh my god}
Omaigo: lost child.
Oh, this child. She's always overreacting.{Such an overreaction.}
Because... I'm sorry for all I did.
Your mom only shouts so much because she's worried about you.
If you just listen to her...
By the way, Sakura-chan,
how about you go on a proper date with me now?
What are you talking about?
I just went on such a long date with you.
That was a date?!
"So what is a ninja?"{"What does it mean to be a ninja?"}
I've often asked that question.
"A ninja is one who endures."
That's what my master used to say.
Where did you go?
I searched all over{ the place} for you.
Iruka-sensei! Why?
Well, you know...
I thought I might've said too much back then.
Well, you want some of this? {TLC seems kinda off.}
Happy Birthday!
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Welcome back, Naruto.
I'm home!
All right! I'm off!
And my name is Uzumaki Naruto!
I'm a ninja!
toumei na you desu
透明なようです
I feel transparent.
kanashii sa kooru hodo
悲しいさ凍るほど
It's so sad I could freeze.
soumei da sou desu
聡明だそうです
That sounds almost sage-like,
kuchidasu na mou nidoto
口出すなもう二度と
I'll never open my mouth again.
bourei hate wa yuurei
亡霊果ては幽霊
A ghost is a ghost in the end,
kieusero imeeji goto
消え失せろイメージごと
disappearing from sight, simply an image.
kyoumei motomete
共鳴求めて
Seeking resonance
uchinarasu you na kodou
打ち鳴らすような鼓動
like a beating, throbbing pulse.
kare ga motometa no wa
彼が求めたのは
What he sought after,
ano ko ga nagashita no wa
あの娘が流したのは
what she shed tears for,
kimi ga nageita no wa
君が嘆いたのは
what you grieved over
hokanaranu kyou da
他ならぬ今日だ
was nothing other than today.
dareka ga kakushita you na
誰かが隠したような
Who hid them away from us?
bokura ga nakushita you na
僕らがなくしたような
Where are all the things we lost?
nanigotomonai hibi wo torimodosesou ka
何事もない日々を取り戻せそうか
All of what those humdrum days held for us... How can we get them back?
sore dewa mata ashita
それではまた明日
Well then, see you tomorrow.
kyoumi nai desu
興味ないです
I've no interest
nanimonai you na hodou
何もないような歩道
in anything along this path.
toumei kara kyuumei
東名から救命
But saviours will lift me from this road.
hanarereba shiranu koto
離れれば知らぬこと
Though I don't know why I would leave.
sou wa ikanai desu
そうはいかないです
It just doesn't happen that way,
nigekirenu mou nidoto
逃げ切れぬ もう二度と
I will never run away again.
toumei wa nai desu
党名はないです
I am not transparent,
uchinarasu you na kodou
打ち鳴らすような鼓動
I have a beating, throbbing pulse.
kare ga motometa no wa
彼が求めたのは
What he sought after,
ano ko ga nagashita no wa
あの娘が流したのは
what she shed tears for,
kimi ga nageita no wa
君が嘆いたのは
what you grieved over
hokanaranu kyou da
他ならぬ今日だ
was nothing other than today.
dareka ga kakushita you na
誰かが隠したような
Who hid them away from us?
bokura ga nakushita you na
僕らがなくしたような
Where are all the things we lost?
nanigotomonai hibi wo torimodosesou ka
何事もない日々を取り戻せそうか
All of what those humdrum days held for us... How can we get them back?
sore dewa mata ashita
それではまた明日
Well then, see you tomorrow.
kanman na wa ni natte
緩慢な輪になって
We've become a slow-turning wheel,
tanjun na koto ni natte
単純なことになって
we've simplified ourselves.
sansei ka hantai ka
賛成か反対か
Don't you agree? Won't you resist?
sore wa nani yatteru no
それは何やってるの
What will you do?
te to te wo toriatte
手と手を取り合って
We go together, hand-in-hand.
wan tsuu surii de oidashite
ワン ツー スリー で追い出して
One, two, three, we'll chase them away.
itansha wa dare da
異端者は誰だ
Who are the heretics?
itansha wa dare da
異端者は誰だ
Who are the heretics?
kare ga motometa no wa
彼が求めたのは
What he sought after,
ano ko ga nagashita no wa
あの娘が流したのは
what she shed tears for,
kimi ga nageita no wa
君が嘆いたのは
what you grieved over
hokanaranu kyou da
他ならぬ今日だ
was nothing other than today.
dareka ga kakushita you na
誰かが隠したような
Who hid them away from us?
bokura ga nakushita you na
僕らがなくしたような
Where are all the things we lost?
nanigotomonai hibi wo torimodosesou ka
何事もない日々を取り戻せそうか
All of what those humdrum days held for us... How can we get them back?
sore dewa mata ashita
それではまた明日
Well then, see you tomorrow.
The End