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WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM
TO BRING YOU...
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COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
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STARRING COURAGE
THE COWARDLY DOG.
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ABANDONED AS A PUP,
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HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL WHO LIVES
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
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WITH HER HUSBAND
EUSTACE BEGG.
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YAH!
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Announcer: BUT CREEPY STUFF
HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
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IT'S UP TO COURAGE
TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
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[SCREAMING]
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STUPID DOG!
YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
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UGGA BOOGA!
AAAH!
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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Man: IS IT MY IMAGINATION,
OR HAVE OUR PILES OF CASH
GOTTEN SMALLER?
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YES, SIR.
MUCH SMALLER.
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[MUTTERS]
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WE MUST BE RUNNING OUT
OF SUBJECTS
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WITH BLOOD TYPE ABXYZ AGAIN.
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ALL IN FAVOR OF FINDING
NEW SUBJECTS,
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OINK LIKE A BIG FAT PIG.
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[ALL OINKING]
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THAT'S IT, THEN.
WE FIND NEW SUBJECTS.
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HOHAUSER, START MAKING CALLS.
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[RINGING]
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DR. VINDALOO.
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[WHISPERING
ON PHONE]
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I'M SORRY,
BUT IT WOULD BE UNETHICAL
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TO SHARE MY PATIENTS'
PERSONAL INFORMATION WITH--
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HOW MUCH?
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THAT MUCH?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
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[WHISPERING]
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AH, ABXYZ IS A VERY RARE
BLOOD TYPE.
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I DO HAVE ONE PATIENT
WITH THAT BLOOD TYPE.
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[CHICKEN CLUCKING]
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[POUNDING ON DOOR]
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MURIEL BEGG?
BLOOD TYPE ABXYZ?
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YES.
CAN I HELP YOU?
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GROWTH INDUSTRIES
WOULD LIKE YOU
TO PARTICIPATE
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IN OUR, UH,
RESEARCH FOR SCIENCE
AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
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[GROWLING]
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GROWTH INDUSTRIES
IS PREPARED TO OFFER YOU
THIS MUCH MONEY.
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WE'LL TAKE IT.
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NOW, EUSTACE,
DON'T BE GREEDY.
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I'M SORRY,
BUT I'VE GOT
SEWING TO DO.
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MM-HMM.
GRRRR!
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HOW ABOUT THIS MUCH?
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AAH!
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OOH!
[SEETHING]
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I'M SORRY,
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BUT MY ANSWER
IS NO.
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HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
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[RINGING]
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HELLO?
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[WHISPERING ON PHONE]
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WELL, OK.
IF YOU INSIST.
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THE HOSPITAL WANTS ME
TO SPEND A FEW DAYS THERE
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SO THEY CAN MAKE SURE
MY SPLEEN IS HOOKED UP RIGHT.
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YOUR SPLEEN
IS HOOKED UP FINE.
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NOW, WHAT ABOUT
ME FOOD?
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STILL, IT PAYS TO BE
ON THE SAFE SIDE.
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I WOULDN'T WANT
MY SPLEEN
TO GET TANGLED
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OR WHATEVER IT IS
SPLEENS DO.
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OWOOOO!
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STUPID DOG.
[CAR SPEEDS AWAY]
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IT'S PROBABLY YOUR FAULT
HER SPLEEN IS TWISTED.
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AND NOW I'VE GOT
NOTHING TO EAT.
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[JABBERING
EXCITEDLY]
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MURIEL BEGG?
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NO, I CANNOT TELL YOU
ANYTHING ABOUT HER.
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IT WOULD BE UNETHICAL
TO REVEAL MY PATIENT'S
PERSONAL INFORMATION.
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SO PLEASE DON'T
CALL ME AGAIN
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UNLESS THERE IS BIG BUCKS
INVOLVED.
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DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?
HA HA!
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I WAS CONFUSED
BY MY SUBMARINE.
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MURIEL'S IN TROUBLE.
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AAH!
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AAAH!
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[DR. VINDALOO HUMMING]
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UH-AAAH!
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I LOVE MY SUBMARINE.
IT'S SO PRETTY.
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Eustace: HUH? "PROPERTY
OF GROWTH INDUSTRIES?"
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[YELPING]
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WHY, THAT
DOUBLE-CROSSING
GROWTH INDUSTRIES.
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THEY TOOK MURIEL
AFTER SHE SAID NO.
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WELL, I'M NOT
PUTTING UP WITH THIS!
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UH-UH.
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IF THEY GOT MURIEL,
THEY'RE GONNA PAY.
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MM-HMM.
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IN CASH.
[CASH REGISTER DINGS]
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LOTS OF CASH!
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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AAAH!
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MA, WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN' HERE?
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OH, HELLO, COURAGE.
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GOOD TO SEE YA.
YEAH.
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HI, STUPID BOY.
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AAARGH!
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I GOT A NEW JOB
RUNNING THIS PLACE.
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DIDN'T I TELL YA?
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I'M THE BIGWIG.
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YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.
YOU NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING.
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YOU GOT MURIEL IN THERE?
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MURIEL WHO?
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ME WIFE!
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NEVER HEARD OF HER.
GOOD-BYE.
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I THINK YOU GOT
MURIEL IN THERE,
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AND IF YOU DO,
I WANT ME MONEY!
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WELL, IF YOU DON'T
BELIEVE ME,
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I'LL SHOW YA.
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COME ON, STUPID BOY.
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Eustace: OUCH!
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[MUZAK PLAYING]
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Ma: THIS IS THE HAIR
FOR HUNGER INSTITUTE,
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WHERE WE TURN HAIR INTO FOOD
TO FEED HUNGRY PEOPLE.
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TEAM HAIR...
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WHERE WE'RE DEVELOPING
ALL SORTS OF HAIR SPORTS.
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HAIR FOR HOUSING, WHERE PEOPLE
GROW THEIR OWN HOMES.
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OOH!
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OK? SATISFIED?
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OH, SURE, MA.
I BELIEVE YA.
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MAYBE MURIEL'S
ALREADY GONE HOME.
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SEE YA.
STUPID BOY!
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STUPID DOG.
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HUH?
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HAIR.
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HAVE THESE COLLECTOR'S
ITEM WIGS COURTESY
OF GROWTH INDUSTRIES.
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[LAUGHING]
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NOW GET
OUT OF HERE.
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HEY...NOT BAD.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
AH, HA HA HA!
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UGH!
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[SNORING]
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[GASPS]
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[MOANING]
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OH, OH OH OH.
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UH...OHHH...
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OHH...
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AAAH!
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Muriel: COURAGE!
IS THAT YOU?
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UH-RA RA!
[BLATHERING]
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COURAGE! OVER HERE!
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[WHIMPERING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[RAZOR BUZZING]
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OOH! OH, COURAGE.
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SO GOOD TO SEE YA.
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GET THE DOG!
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[GASPS]
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OH, NO!
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[FIRE ALARM RINGS]
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YOU STUPID DOG!
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ARF!
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[THROWING PUNCHES]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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UH...DUH!
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[CAR HORN BEEPS]
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Muriel, muffled: COURAGE!
COURAGE, IS THAT YOU?
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Courage: HUH?
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OH, MY.
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Ma: YOU STUPID,
SNOOPING DOG!
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GET AWAY FROM THERE!
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AAAH!
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[MURIEL'S SCREAMS ARE MUFFLED]
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NOW, COURAGE...
COME TO MA LIKE
A GOOD DOGGIE.
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[POP GOES THE WEASEL PLAYING]
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COURAGE.
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I ONLY WANT TO
PET YOU.
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I HAVE
A DOGGIE TREAT.
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GET OUT OF THERE!
THAT'S MY HAIR.
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[COURAGE SHOUTS]
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MY HAIR! MY HAIR IS GONE!
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I'M UGLY...UGLY!
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UGLY! [SOBBING]
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[MUFFLED] COURAGE!
ARE YOU STILL THERE?
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MURIEL?
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I'LL SAVE YOU.
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[IMITATES BUGLE SOUNDING CHARGE]
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[RAZOR BUZZING]
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THANKS, COURAGE.
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EVERYTHING WAS GETTIN'
SO FUZZY.
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[GASPS]
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[SIREN WAILS]
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WOOH!
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OH, MY.
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Man on bullhorn: THIS IS
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
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EVACUATE THE BUILDING!
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UGLY.
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UGLY! [SOBBING]
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AH, COURAGE.
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YOU'RE A CREAM RINSE,
YOU ARE.
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HUH?
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[SLURPING]
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HEE HEE HEE!
HEE HEE HEE!
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EUSTACE!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YA?
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MONEY!
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HEE HEE HEE!
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OH, HO HO! HA HA!
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Dr. Vindaloo: MY SUBMARINE
IS SO PRETTY.
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Announcer: THIS LEGENDARY HAT
WAS MADE OF SOLID GOLD
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AND WAS KEPT BY
A SECRET SOCIETY OF MONKS.
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NO ONE HAS EVER
SEEN THE HAT--
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NO ONE EXCEPT
A LEGENDARY EXPLORER
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WHO MADE A MAP LEADING TO
THE FORBIDDEN HAT OF GOLD.
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BLAH BLAH BLAH.
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BUT THE MAP AND THE HAT
HAVE NEVER BEEN FOUND.
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THAT EXPLORER WAS THIS MAN.
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THAT'S ME BROTHER!
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THAT'S HORACE!
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[HAIR DRYER BLOWING]
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DID YOU SAY SOMETHING,
EUSTACE?
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[LAUGHING]
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HEY, HORACE,
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DIDN'T YOU
LEAVE ME A MAP?
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[LAUGHING]
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GET AWAY FROM ME.
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[WHINING]
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OH, MY.
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[MUMBLING]
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[LAUGHS]
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I'M GETTING THAT GOLD HAT.
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[LAUGHS]
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AND I'M GOING TO BE RICH,
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RICH, RICH, RICH.
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BUT I AIN'T TELLING MURIEL
OR THAT STUPID DOG.
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TELL US WHAT,
EUSTACE?
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[GROWLS]
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WE'RE GOING ON VACATION.
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OH, HOW LOVELY.
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YAY!
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[JUNGLE SOUNDS]
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EUSTACE, I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
YOU'VE GONE DAFT.
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THE HOTEL'S JUST
AROUND THE CORNER.
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OH!
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THERE IT IS,
OUR HOTEL.
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WHY DO I GET THE FEELING
THEY DON'T HAVE ROOM SERVICE?
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Muriel:
"WHOMEVER STEPS
INSIDE THIS PLACE
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"MUST VANITY
AND GREED ERASE
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FOR IF YOU'RE VAIN,
WELL THAT'S NO GOOD"
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[WHIMPERS]
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"SIGNED, ALL OF US
WHO WEAR A HOOD.
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P.S.: WE WARNED YOU."
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GOBBLEDYGOOK.
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SOUNDS LIKE PEOPLE
WHO LOVE THEMSELVES
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AND THEIR MONEY
MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE
AREN'T WELCOME HERE.
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00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,160
BIG DEAL.
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[YAWNS]
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00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,864
I'M GONNA BE RICH.
251
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ME, ME, ME!
252
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,266
RICH, RICH, RICH!
253
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,702
I LOVE ME
WHEN I'M RICH!
254
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,271
HEE HEE HEE!
255
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,741
[EUSTACE LAUGHING]
256
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:05,244
Muriel: NOT THAT
I'M ACHING TO KNOW,
257
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,579
BUT WHAT'S IN THERE?
258
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:07,947
Eustace:
IT'S THE, UH--
259
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,516
IT'S WHERE YOU CHECK IN.
260
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:16,555
Muriel: I'M BEGINNING
TO THINK THIS ISN'T
A 5-STAR RESORT.
261
00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:21,060
WHAT'S--HUH?
262
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:22,261
BINGO!
263
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,997
[EUSTACE LAUGHING]
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00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:30,636
OH, MY.
265
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,973
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
266
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,377
I'D SURE LOOK GOOD
WEARING THAT HAT.
267
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,578
[LAUGHS]
268
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,481
[VOICES CHANTING "EUSTACE!"]
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HEH HEH HEH!
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00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:47,119
OW!
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00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,120
CAN'T YOU READ?
272
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,122
"DO NOT TOUCH."
273
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,724
NOPE.
274
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,395
[LAUGHS]
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00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,897
[RUMBLING]
276
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:04,136
NOW SEE WHAT YOU WENT
AND DONE, EUSTACE?
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00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:08,607
[ALL SCREAMING]
278
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,812
EH?
279
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,656
AAH!
280
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,159
AAH!
281
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,395
AAH!
282
00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:33,032
[WHIMPERING]
283
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,671
[GASPING]
284
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,342
EEK!
285
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,578
YAY!
286
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,716
[SCREAMING]
287
00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,658
[GASPING]
288
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,294
[SCREAMING]
289
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,966
[SCREAMING]
290
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,712
OH, WHAT NAUGHTY
PEOPLE YOU ARE.
291
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,948
YOU SHOULDN'T
OUGHTA HAVE TOUCHED
THE GOLDEN HAT.
292
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,818
DIDN'T READ
OUR SIGN, DID YA?
293
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,152
TSK TSK TSK.
294
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,188
ARR!
295
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:38,364
THIS WILL GO A LOT
BETTER FOR YOU
296
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:41,734
IF YOU TELL US WHERE
YOU HID THE HAT.
297
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,470
YOU'RE BLUFFING,
YA BUNCH OF HIPPIES.
298
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:47,072
[GIGGLING]
299
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:52,611
OK, YOU BETTER
GIVE UP THE HAT,
300
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:56,014
OR ONE OF YOU
IS GONNA BE
SACRIFICED.
301
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:59,251
YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE
TO THINK IT OVER.
302
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,254
THEY AIN'T
SACRIFICING NO ONE,
303
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,790
LOUSY, STINKIN',
LYIN' HIPPIES.
304
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,626
THEY SOUNDED PRETTY
SERIOUS TO ME.
305
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,594
MM-HMM.
306
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,829
AH, THEY'RE JUST
BLOWING SMOKE.
307
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:13,432
WHERE IS THAT HAT,
ANYWAY?
308
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:17,002
HAT? WHAT HAT?
309
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:19,538
TIME'S UP.
310
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:20,906
EUSTACE!
311
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,208
FAKERS.
HIPPIE FAKERS.
312
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,511
WE WARNED YOU.
313
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,713
EUSTACE, DO SOMETHING.
314
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,048
THEY'RE BLUFFING,
I'M TELLING YOU.
315
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,383
BLUFFING HIPPIES.
316
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,986
[GRUNTING]
317
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:42,628
[HOWLING]
318
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:48,100
YOU SHOULD HAVE
PAID ATTENTION
TO THE POEM.
319
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:51,170
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
GET HIM MAD?
320
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,271
STUPID DOG.
321
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:53,539
STUPID HIPPIES.
322
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,241
[VOICE ECHOING]
THE POEM, THE POEM, THE POEM.
323
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:59,077
Muriel, echoing:
"WHOMEVER STEPS
INSIDE THIS PLACE
324
00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:01,613
MUST VANITY
AND GREED ERASE."
325
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,348
SOUNDS LIKE PEOPLE
WHO LOVE THEMSELVES
326
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:08,754
AND THEIR MONEY
MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE
AREN'T WELCOME HERE.
327
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,890
OH!
328
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,493
[GASPING]
329
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,099
[GROWLING]
330
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,176
[VOICES CHANTING]
331
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,445
[MAN HOWLING]
332
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,013
OH!
333
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,617
[CHANTING]
334
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,296
AAH!
335
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,299
OH!
336
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,003
OH, MY!
337
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:01,073
MURIEL,
I'LL SAVE YOU.
338
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,577
[SPEAKING DOG]
339
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:17,689
THANKS, MR. MOUSE.
340
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:19,925
NO PROB.
341
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,427
AAH!
342
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,267
AAH!
343
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,770
[GROANING]
344
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:47,619
All: OOH! AH!
345
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:51,857
THAT'S A FINE
AND FANCY COAT
YOU GOT THERE.
346
00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,629
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
347
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,205
NICE COAT.
348
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:09,107
THAT IS A COAT.
349
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:12,945
HMM. COULD USE
SOME ALTERATIONS.
350
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:16,248
YOU THINK I'D LOOK GOOD
IN THAT COAT?
351
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:19,318
OH, IT'S SLIMMING.
352
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,988
I'LL TAKE ONE.
353
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,625
WONDERFUL QUALITY.
354
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,695
DOES IT COME
IN MAUVE?
355
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,100
OH, COURAGE!
356
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,669
SO GOOD TO SEE YA.
357
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,350
[MOANING]
358
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:05,197
WE WERE WARNED THAT VANITY
WOULD BE OUR UNDOING.
359
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:09,067
BUT WHO CARES?
DON'T I LOOK GORGEOUS?
360
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,745
WELL, COURAGE,
IT GOES TO SHOW YOU,
361
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,046
IF SOMEONE TAKES
THE TIME
362
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,948
TO ETCH A POEM
ON A PLAQUE,
363
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,417
YOU'D BETTER
TAKE IT SERIOUSLY...
364
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,252
ESPECIALLY
IF IT RHYMES.
365
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:30,922
I JUST HOPE EUSTACE
MADE IT OUT OK.
366
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,264
WHAT'S--HUH?
367
00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:41,166
[LAUGHS]
368
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,771
OH!
369
00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:47,005
[LAUGHS]
370
00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:50,008
I LOVE ME WHEN I'M RICH.
371
00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:54,179
OH.
372
00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,984
OH.
373
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,786
STUPID HAT!
374
00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:04,456
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
375
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:06,391
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
376
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,826
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
377
00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:08,860
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
378
00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:10,595
--www.ncicap.org--
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00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:32,584
Eustace: STUPID DOG!