1 00:00:02,535 --> 00:00:04,070 WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU... 2 00:00:04,137 --> 00:00:05,872 COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW, 3 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:09,442 STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG. 4 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:10,777 ABANDONED AS A PUP, 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:14,247 HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE 6 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:16,516 WITH HER HUSBAND EUSTACE BEGG. 7 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:17,717 YAH! 8 00:00:17,784 --> 00:00:19,386 Announcer: BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE. 9 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:22,589 IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME. 10 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:23,556 [SCREAMING] 11 00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:26,860 STUPID DOG! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD. 12 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:29,329 UGGA BOOGA! AAAH! 13 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:34,601 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 14 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:35,835 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 15 00:00:35,902 --> 00:00:38,104 AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 16 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:45,412 Man: IS IT MY IMAGINATION, OR HAVE OUR PILES OF CASH GOTTEN SMALLER? 17 00:00:45,478 --> 00:00:48,047 YES, SIR. MUCH SMALLER. 18 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:49,015 [MUTTERS] 19 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:50,984 WE MUST BE RUNNING OUT OF SUBJECTS 20 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:53,720 WITH BLOOD TYPE ABXYZ AGAIN. 21 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,656 ALL IN FAVOR OF FINDING NEW SUBJECTS, 22 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:59,826 OINK LIKE A BIG FAT PIG. 23 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,995 [ALL OINKING] 24 00:01:02,962 --> 00:01:06,299 THAT'S IT, THEN. WE FIND NEW SUBJECTS. 25 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:09,569 HOHAUSER, START MAKING CALLS. 26 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:11,171 [RINGING] 27 00:01:12,505 --> 00:01:13,740 DR. VINDALOO. 28 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,442 [WHISPERING ON PHONE] 29 00:01:15,508 --> 00:01:17,777 I'M SORRY, BUT IT WOULD BE UNETHICAL 30 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:21,314 TO SHARE MY PATIENTS' PERSONAL INFORMATION WITH-- 31 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:22,415 HOW MUCH? 32 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:23,716 THAT MUCH? 33 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:25,785 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 34 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:27,353 [WHISPERING] 35 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:31,624 AH, ABXYZ IS A VERY RARE BLOOD TYPE. 36 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:35,662 I DO HAVE ONE PATIENT WITH THAT BLOOD TYPE. 37 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,063 [CHICKEN CLUCKING] 38 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:37,997 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 39 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:42,669 MURIEL BEGG? BLOOD TYPE ABXYZ? 40 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:44,437 YES. CAN I HELP YOU? 41 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:46,973 GROWTH INDUSTRIES WOULD LIKE YOU TO PARTICIPATE 42 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:52,245 IN OUR, UH, RESEARCH FOR SCIENCE AND THINGS LIKE THAT. 43 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:54,247 [GROWLING] 44 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:59,486 GROWTH INDUSTRIES IS PREPARED TO OFFER YOU THIS MUCH MONEY. 45 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:01,087 WE'LL TAKE IT. 46 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:03,323 NOW, EUSTACE, DON'T BE GREEDY. 47 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:06,860 I'M SORRY, BUT I'VE GOT SEWING TO DO. 48 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:09,829 MM-HMM. GRRRR! 49 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:12,599 HOW ABOUT THIS MUCH? 50 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:13,533 AAH! 51 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,336 OOH! [SEETHING] 52 00:02:16,402 --> 00:02:17,370 I'M SORRY, 53 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:18,671 BUT MY ANSWER IS NO. 54 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:22,308 HAVE IT YOUR WAY. WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. 55 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:23,910 [RINGING] 56 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:26,613 HELLO? 57 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:29,082 [WHISPERING ON PHONE] 58 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:34,988 WELL, OK. IF YOU INSIST. 59 00:02:35,054 --> 00:02:37,924 THE HOSPITAL WANTS ME TO SPEND A FEW DAYS THERE 60 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,261 SO THEY CAN MAKE SURE MY SPLEEN IS HOOKED UP RIGHT. 61 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:43,296 YOUR SPLEEN IS HOOKED UP FINE. 62 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:46,065 NOW, WHAT ABOUT ME FOOD? 63 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,602 STILL, IT PAYS TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE. 64 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:52,639 I WOULDN'T WANT MY SPLEEN TO GET TANGLED 65 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:55,141 OR WHATEVER IT IS SPLEENS DO. 66 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:57,310 OWOOOO! 67 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:58,678 STUPID DOG. [CAR SPEEDS AWAY] 68 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:01,514 IT'S PROBABLY YOUR FAULT HER SPLEEN IS TWISTED. 69 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:03,650 AND NOW I'VE GOT NOTHING TO EAT. 70 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:06,452 [JABBERING EXCITEDLY] 71 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:12,258 MURIEL BEGG? 72 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,494 NO, I CANNOT TELL YOU ANYTHING ABOUT HER. 73 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:18,831 IT WOULD BE UNETHICAL TO REVEAL MY PATIENT'S PERSONAL INFORMATION. 74 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:20,466 SO PLEASE DON'T CALL ME AGAIN 75 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,535 UNLESS THERE IS BIG BUCKS INVOLVED. 76 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:24,804 DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD? HA HA! 77 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:27,240 I WAS CONFUSED BY MY SUBMARINE. 78 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:30,510 MURIEL'S IN TROUBLE. 79 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:33,479 AAH! 80 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:34,948 AAAH! 81 00:03:35,014 --> 00:03:37,984 [DR. VINDALOO HUMMING] 82 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:52,599 UH-AAAH! 83 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:55,101 I LOVE MY SUBMARINE. IT'S SO PRETTY. 84 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:59,672 Eustace: HUH? "PROPERTY OF GROWTH INDUSTRIES?" 85 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,208 [YELPING] 86 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:06,212 WHY, THAT DOUBLE-CROSSING GROWTH INDUSTRIES. 87 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:08,615 THEY TOOK MURIEL AFTER SHE SAID NO. 88 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:11,851 WELL, I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS! 89 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:12,885 UH-UH. 90 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:16,322 IF THEY GOT MURIEL, THEY'RE GONNA PAY. 91 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:17,557 MM-HMM. 92 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:19,592 IN CASH. [CASH REGISTER DINGS] 93 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:21,794 LOTS OF CASH! 94 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:26,466 [TIRES SQUEAL] 95 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,337 AAAH! 96 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:34,140 MA, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 97 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:37,043 OH, HELLO, COURAGE. 98 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,779 GOOD TO SEE YA. YEAH. 99 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:42,715 HI, STUPID BOY. 100 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:43,716 AAARGH! 101 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,819 I GOT A NEW JOB RUNNING THIS PLACE. 102 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:48,321 DIDN'T I TELL YA? 103 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:49,589 I'M THE BIGWIG. 104 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:53,660 YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT. YOU NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING. 105 00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:55,862 YOU GOT MURIEL IN THERE? 106 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:57,397 MURIEL WHO? 107 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:58,297 ME WIFE! 108 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:01,167 NEVER HEARD OF HER. GOOD-BYE. 109 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:04,404 I THINK YOU GOT MURIEL IN THERE, 110 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,873 AND IF YOU DO, I WANT ME MONEY! 111 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:08,608 WELL, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, 112 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:09,709 I'LL SHOW YA. 113 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:11,978 COME ON, STUPID BOY. 114 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,680 Eustace: OUCH! 115 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:15,882 [MUZAK PLAYING] 116 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:21,587 Ma: THIS IS THE HAIR FOR HUNGER INSTITUTE, 117 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:26,693 WHERE WE TURN HAIR INTO FOOD TO FEED HUNGRY PEOPLE. 118 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:31,497 TEAM HAIR... 119 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:36,135 WHERE WE'RE DEVELOPING ALL SORTS OF HAIR SPORTS. 120 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:46,379 HAIR FOR HOUSING, WHERE PEOPLE GROW THEIR OWN HOMES. 121 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,081 OOH! 122 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:50,283 OK? SATISFIED? 123 00:05:50,349 --> 00:05:52,752 OH, SURE, MA. I BELIEVE YA. 124 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,188 MAYBE MURIEL'S ALREADY GONE HOME. 125 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:58,157 SEE YA. STUPID BOY! 126 00:05:58,224 --> 00:05:59,726 STUPID DOG. 127 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:00,460 HUH? 128 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:01,961 HAIR. 129 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:06,466 HAVE THESE COLLECTOR'S ITEM WIGS COURTESY OF GROWTH INDUSTRIES. 130 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:09,068 [LAUGHING] 131 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:11,671 NOW GET OUT OF HERE. 132 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:15,408 HEY...NOT BAD. 133 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:20,680 HEE HEE HEE HEE! AH, HA HA HA! 134 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:22,181 UGH! 135 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,756 [SNORING] 136 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:38,498 [GASPS] 137 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:41,100 [MOANING] 138 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:46,038 OH, OH OH OH. 139 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,375 UH...OHHH... 140 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,044 OHH... 141 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,567 AAAH! 142 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,869 Muriel: COURAGE! IS THAT YOU? 143 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:21,007 UH-RA RA! [BLATHERING] 144 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:23,476 COURAGE! OVER HERE! 145 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:25,111 [WHIMPERING] 146 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,180 [SCREAMING] 147 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:32,785 [RAZOR BUZZING] 148 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:45,431 OOH! OH, COURAGE. 149 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:48,701 SO GOOD TO SEE YA. 150 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:51,938 GET THE DOG! 151 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:15,561 [GASPS] 152 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:25,504 OH, NO! 153 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:33,980 [FIRE ALARM RINGS] 154 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:45,725 YOU STUPID DOG! 155 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:48,494 ARF! 156 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:52,798 [THROWING PUNCHES] 157 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,567 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 158 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:56,469 UH...DUH! 159 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:59,171 [CAR HORN BEEPS] 160 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:05,945 Muriel, muffled: COURAGE! COURAGE, IS THAT YOU? 161 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,947 Courage: HUH? 162 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:11,417 OH, MY. 163 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:14,353 Ma: YOU STUPID, SNOOPING DOG! 164 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:16,355 GET AWAY FROM THERE! 165 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,658 AAAH! 166 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,127 [MURIEL'S SCREAMS ARE MUFFLED] 167 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:25,831 NOW, COURAGE... COME TO MA LIKE A GOOD DOGGIE. 168 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:29,835 [POP GOES THE WEASEL PLAYING] 169 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,505 COURAGE. 170 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,742 I ONLY WANT TO PET YOU. 171 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:40,246 I HAVE A DOGGIE TREAT. 172 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:46,118 GET OUT OF THERE! THAT'S MY HAIR. 173 00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:48,187 [COURAGE SHOUTS] 174 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,624 MY HAIR! MY HAIR IS GONE! 175 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,559 I'M UGLY...UGLY! 176 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:57,930 UGLY! [SOBBING] 177 00:09:57,997 --> 00:10:01,167 [MUFFLED] COURAGE! ARE YOU STILL THERE? 178 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,735 MURIEL? 179 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:04,370 I'LL SAVE YOU. 180 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:08,641 [IMITATES BUGLE SOUNDING CHARGE] 181 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:11,143 [RAZOR BUZZING] 182 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:16,916 THANKS, COURAGE. 183 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:20,920 EVERYTHING WAS GETTIN' SO FUZZY. 184 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:29,729 [GASPS] 185 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:33,799 [SIREN WAILS] 186 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:34,600 WOOH! 187 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:35,735 OH, MY. 188 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,671 Man on bullhorn: THIS IS THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. 189 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,874 EVACUATE THE BUILDING! 190 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:45,244 UGLY. 191 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,947 UGLY! [SOBBING] 192 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:49,949 AH, COURAGE. 193 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:53,019 YOU'RE A CREAM RINSE, YOU ARE. 194 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,520 HUH? 195 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,923 [SLURPING] 196 00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:05,431 HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE! 197 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,768 EUSTACE! WHAT HAPPENED TO YA? 198 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:09,869 MONEY! 199 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:11,337 HEE HEE HEE! 200 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,572 OH, HO HO! HA HA! 201 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:16,976 Dr. Vindaloo: MY SUBMARINE IS SO PRETTY. 202 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:28,754 Announcer: THIS LEGENDARY HAT WAS MADE OF SOLID GOLD 203 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:32,691 AND WAS KEPT BY A SECRET SOCIETY OF MONKS. 204 00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,927 NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN THE HAT-- 205 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,763 NO ONE EXCEPT A LEGENDARY EXPLORER 206 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:41,100 WHO MADE A MAP LEADING TO THE FORBIDDEN HAT OF GOLD. 207 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,268 BLAH BLAH BLAH. 208 00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:46,906 BUT THE MAP AND THE HAT HAVE NEVER BEEN FOUND. 209 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:50,076 THAT EXPLORER WAS THIS MAN. 210 00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:52,344 THAT'S ME BROTHER! 211 00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:53,546 THAT'S HORACE! 212 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:55,181 [HAIR DRYER BLOWING] 213 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,616 DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, EUSTACE? 214 00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:00,152 [LAUGHING] 215 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:02,988 HEY, HORACE, 216 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,857 DIDN'T YOU LEAVE ME A MAP? 217 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,460 [LAUGHING] 218 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:11,197 GET AWAY FROM ME. 219 00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,799 [WHINING] 220 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:19,138 OH, MY. 221 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:23,809 [MUMBLING] 222 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:26,312 [LAUGHS] 223 00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:28,781 I'M GETTING THAT GOLD HAT. 224 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:29,548 [LAUGHS] 225 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:30,916 AND I'M GOING TO BE RICH, 226 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,084 RICH, RICH, RICH. 227 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:35,554 BUT I AIN'T TELLING MURIEL OR THAT STUPID DOG. 228 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:38,624 TELL US WHAT, EUSTACE? 229 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:39,992 [GROWLS] 230 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,894 WE'RE GOING ON VACATION. 231 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:44,296 OH, HOW LOVELY. 232 00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:45,097 YAY! 233 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,800 [JUNGLE SOUNDS] 234 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,147 EUSTACE, I'M BEGINNING TO THINK YOU'VE GONE DAFT. 235 00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:04,950 THE HOTEL'S JUST AROUND THE CORNER. 236 00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:06,986 OH! 237 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,890 THERE IT IS, OUR HOTEL. 238 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:15,794 WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THEY DON'T HAVE ROOM SERVICE? 239 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:26,005 Muriel: "WHOMEVER STEPS INSIDE THIS PLACE 240 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:28,641 "MUST VANITY AND GREED ERASE 241 00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:32,545 FOR IF YOU'RE VAIN, WELL THAT'S NO GOOD" 242 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:33,512 [WHIMPERS] 243 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:36,749 "SIGNED, ALL OF US WHO WEAR A HOOD. 244 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:39,185 P.S.: WE WARNED YOU." 245 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:40,219 GOBBLEDYGOOK. 246 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,921 SOUNDS LIKE PEOPLE WHO LOVE THEMSELVES 247 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:46,792 AND THEIR MONEY MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE AREN'T WELCOME HERE. 248 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,160 BIG DEAL. 249 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,895 [YAWNS] 250 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,864 I'M GONNA BE RICH. 251 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:52,765 ME, ME, ME! 252 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,266 RICH, RICH, RICH! 253 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,702 I LOVE ME WHEN I'M RICH! 254 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,271 HEE HEE HEE! 255 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,741 [EUSTACE LAUGHING] 256 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:05,244 Muriel: NOT THAT I'M ACHING TO KNOW, 257 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,579 BUT WHAT'S IN THERE? 258 00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:07,947 Eustace: IT'S THE, UH-- 259 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,516 IT'S WHERE YOU CHECK IN. 260 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:16,555 Muriel: I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THIS ISN'T A 5-STAR RESORT. 261 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:21,060 WHAT'S--HUH? 262 00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:22,261 BINGO! 263 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,997 [EUSTACE LAUGHING] 264 00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:30,636 OH, MY. 265 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,973 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 266 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,377 I'D SURE LOOK GOOD WEARING THAT HAT. 267 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,578 [LAUGHS] 268 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,481 [VOICES CHANTING "EUSTACE!"] 269 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,118 HEH HEH HEH! 270 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:47,119 OW! 271 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,120 CAN'T YOU READ? 272 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,122 "DO NOT TOUCH." 273 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,724 NOPE. 274 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,395 [LAUGHS] 275 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,897 [RUMBLING] 276 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:04,136 NOW SEE WHAT YOU WENT AND DONE, EUSTACE? 277 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:08,607 [ALL SCREAMING] 278 00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,812 EH? 279 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,656 AAH! 280 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,159 AAH! 281 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,395 AAH! 282 00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:33,032 [WHIMPERING] 283 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,671 [GASPING] 284 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,342 EEK! 285 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,578 YAY! 286 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,716 [SCREAMING] 287 00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,658 [GASPING] 288 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,294 [SCREAMING] 289 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,966 [SCREAMING] 290 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,712 OH, WHAT NAUGHTY PEOPLE YOU ARE. 291 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,948 YOU SHOULDN'T OUGHTA HAVE TOUCHED THE GOLDEN HAT. 292 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,818 DIDN'T READ OUR SIGN, DID YA? 293 00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,152 TSK TSK TSK. 294 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,188 ARR! 295 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:38,364 THIS WILL GO A LOT BETTER FOR YOU 296 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:41,734 IF YOU TELL US WHERE YOU HID THE HAT. 297 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,470 YOU'RE BLUFFING, YA BUNCH OF HIPPIES. 298 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:47,072 [GIGGLING] 299 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:52,611 OK, YOU BETTER GIVE UP THE HAT, 300 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:56,014 OR ONE OF YOU IS GONNA BE SACRIFICED. 301 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:59,251 YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO THINK IT OVER. 302 00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,254 THEY AIN'T SACRIFICING NO ONE, 303 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,790 LOUSY, STINKIN', LYIN' HIPPIES. 304 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,626 THEY SOUNDED PRETTY SERIOUS TO ME. 305 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,594 MM-HMM. 306 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,829 AH, THEY'RE JUST BLOWING SMOKE. 307 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:13,432 WHERE IS THAT HAT, ANYWAY? 308 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:17,002 HAT? WHAT HAT? 309 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:19,538 TIME'S UP. 310 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:20,906 EUSTACE! 311 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,208 FAKERS. HIPPIE FAKERS. 312 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,511 WE WARNED YOU. 313 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,713 EUSTACE, DO SOMETHING. 314 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,048 THEY'RE BLUFFING, I'M TELLING YOU. 315 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,383 BLUFFING HIPPIES. 316 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,986 [GRUNTING] 317 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:42,628 [HOWLING] 318 00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:48,100 YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID ATTENTION TO THE POEM. 319 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:51,170 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET HIM MAD? 320 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,271 STUPID DOG. 321 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:53,539 STUPID HIPPIES. 322 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,241 [VOICE ECHOING] THE POEM, THE POEM, THE POEM. 323 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:59,077 Muriel, echoing: "WHOMEVER STEPS INSIDE THIS PLACE 324 00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:01,613 MUST VANITY AND GREED ERASE." 325 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,348 SOUNDS LIKE PEOPLE WHO LOVE THEMSELVES 326 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:08,754 AND THEIR MONEY MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE AREN'T WELCOME HERE. 327 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,890 OH! 328 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,493 [GASPING] 329 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,099 [GROWLING] 330 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,176 [VOICES CHANTING] 331 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,445 [MAN HOWLING] 332 00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,013 OH! 333 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,617 [CHANTING] 334 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,296 AAH! 335 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,299 OH! 336 00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,003 OH, MY! 337 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:01,073 MURIEL, I'LL SAVE YOU. 338 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,577 [SPEAKING DOG] 339 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:17,689 THANKS, MR. MOUSE. 340 00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:19,925 NO PROB. 341 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,427 AAH! 342 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,267 AAH! 343 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,770 [GROANING] 344 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:47,619 All: OOH! AH! 345 00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:51,857 THAT'S A FINE AND FANCY COAT YOU GOT THERE. 346 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,629 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 347 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,205 NICE COAT. 348 00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:09,107 THAT IS A COAT. 349 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:12,945 HMM. COULD USE SOME ALTERATIONS. 350 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:16,248 YOU THINK I'D LOOK GOOD IN THAT COAT? 351 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:19,318 OH, IT'S SLIMMING. 352 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,988 I'LL TAKE ONE. 353 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,625 WONDERFUL QUALITY. 354 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,695 DOES IT COME IN MAUVE? 355 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,100 OH, COURAGE! 356 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,669 SO GOOD TO SEE YA. 357 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,350 [MOANING] 358 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:05,197 WE WERE WARNED THAT VANITY WOULD BE OUR UNDOING. 359 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:09,067 BUT WHO CARES? DON'T I LOOK GORGEOUS? 360 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,745 WELL, COURAGE, IT GOES TO SHOW YOU, 361 00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,046 IF SOMEONE TAKES THE TIME 362 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,948 TO ETCH A POEM ON A PLAQUE, 363 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,417 YOU'D BETTER TAKE IT SERIOUSLY... 364 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,252 ESPECIALLY IF IT RHYMES. 365 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:30,922 I JUST HOPE EUSTACE MADE IT OUT OK. 366 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,264 WHAT'S--HUH? 367 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:41,166 [LAUGHS] 368 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,771 OH! 369 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:47,005 [LAUGHS] 370 00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:50,008 I LOVE ME WHEN I'M RICH. 371 00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:54,179 OH. 372 00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,984 OH. 373 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,786 STUPID HAT! 374 00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:04,456 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 375 00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:06,391 AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 376 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,826 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 377 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:08,860 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 378 00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:10,595 --www.ncicap.org-- 379 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:32,584 Eustace: STUPID DOG!