1 00:00:01,801 --> 00:00:02,936 WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM 2 00:00:03,002 --> 00:00:05,505 TO BRING YOU COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW 3 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:09,142 STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG! 4 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:11,111 ABANDONED AS A PUP, 5 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:12,379 HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL, 6 00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:14,314 WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE 7 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:16,282 WITH HER HUSBAND EUSTACE BAG. 8 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:17,283 GRR! 9 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,419 BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE. 10 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:23,390 IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME! 11 00:00:23,456 --> 00:00:26,092 STUPID DOG! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD! 12 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:27,994 AAH! 13 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:31,998 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 14 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,510 [HUMMING] 15 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:45,245 AHOY THERE, MATIES. 16 00:00:45,311 --> 00:00:49,949 YOU TIRED OF DOING THE SAME OLD CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE? 17 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:52,085 EUSTACE, HE'S TALKING TO ME. 18 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:53,119 WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 19 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:56,356 THEN JOIN ME ON A SEAFARING ADVENTURE. 20 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:59,659 I PROMISE NEVER A DULL MOMENT, 21 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,895 AND THERE'S ALWAYS A CATCH. 22 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:04,431 NOW THAT SOUNDS EXCITING. 23 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,733 HUH? 24 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:13,006 AND THE TRIP IS FREE FOR THE FIRST 3 PASSENGERS. 25 00:01:13,072 --> 00:01:14,140 WE'LL TAKE IT. 26 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:19,145 AYE, LUBBERS, I'M SHARKY, YOUR CAPTAIN. 27 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:21,181 GOOD TO HAVE YOU ABOARD. 28 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,917 [CHUCKLES] LUBBERS! 29 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:28,555 AYE, I CAN SMELL THOSE FISH JUST BEGGING FOR ME, MATE. 30 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:29,889 TIME TO SHIP OUT! 31 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:34,527 SHIP OUT. THRILLING! AND THE WAY HE SAYS "AYE," 32 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,963 THAT JUST TICKLES ME. 33 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:39,265 [IMITATES CAPTAIN] AYE! 34 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:42,969 I CAN'T WAIT TO LAND ME A BIG ONE. 35 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,904 HOW ABOUT YOU, EUSTACE? 36 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:47,474 [SNORING] 37 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:53,346 AYE, ME MATIES, 38 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:57,050 THE WIND'S RIGHT, THE SALT IS CALLING... 39 00:01:57,116 --> 00:02:00,053 AND THE PARTY'S OVER. 40 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:01,454 WHAT? 41 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:03,523 EH? 42 00:02:17,036 --> 00:02:19,973 [GROWLS] 43 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:23,343 OOH! 44 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:27,080 OK, LUBBERS, HERE'S HOW IT SHAKES OUT. 45 00:02:27,146 --> 00:02:28,448 YOU'RE ME CREW. 46 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:29,983 YOU, BALDY... 47 00:02:30,049 --> 00:02:30,650 HUH? 48 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,018 YOU'RE ME ENGINEER. 49 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:35,054 HEY, THIS AIN'T WHAT WE SIGNED UP FOR. 50 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:36,389 I WANT ME MONEY BACK. 51 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:38,892 YOU DIDN'T SPEND ANY MONEY. 52 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:40,493 TRIP'S FREE. 53 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,895 OH, RIGHT. WELL... 54 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:43,897 WHERE'S THE CATCH YOU PROMISED? 55 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:48,601 AYE, THE CATCH IS YOU'RE EITHER WORKING AS ME CREW 56 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,905 OR I'LL BE USING YOU AS AN ANCHOR. 57 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:54,774 [MUTTERING] 58 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:58,144 AND YOU, YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF MAKING THE GRUB. 59 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:01,414 HOW EXCITING. I'M MAKING THE GRUB. 60 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:02,916 [GUTTURAL TONE] GRUB. 61 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:05,752 I LOVE SAYING GRUB. 62 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:07,020 GRUB, GRUB, GRUB. 63 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:09,656 AND YOU, YOU JELLYFISH, 64 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:10,957 GET READY TO GROW SOME TEETH. 65 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:14,861 SHAPE UP REAL QUICK BECAUSE YOU'RE ME FIRST MATE! 66 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:16,696 GOT THAT? 67 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,865 [GROWL] 68 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:21,901 GRR! 69 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:26,973 [GROWLING] 70 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:28,408 YOU GOT THAT? 71 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:29,776 MM-HMM, MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 72 00:03:29,842 --> 00:03:34,314 YOU CLIMB UP THERE AND WATCH FOR THE BEND IN THE RIVER. 73 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:38,384 HE'S SO AUTHENTIC. IT'S ALL SO AUTHENTIC. 74 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:39,752 JUST LIKE ON THE TELLY. 75 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:41,354 WHAT ARE WE FISHING FOR, 76 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:43,323 IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING? 77 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:46,426 BIG CATCH. HEH HEH HEH! 78 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,332 AAH! 79 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,568 OW! 80 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:58,171 HA HA HA HA! 81 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:06,279 [UNINTELLIGIBLE] 82 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:10,416 [MUTTERING] 83 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:23,329 OH! 84 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:30,003 AAH! 85 00:04:42,181 --> 00:04:46,352 HA HA HA HA! 86 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:55,495 SALTY. NOW WE'RE READY FOR THE BIG CATCH. 87 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:59,599 WELCOME TO EVIL RIVER. 88 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,535 OH, SO BRILLIANT. 89 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:18,351 YOU CAN'T CATCH WHAT WE'RE GONNA CATCH WITHOUT BEING BRAVE. 90 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:21,521 AYE, THE SEA CAN TURN BOYS INTO MEN 91 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:23,923 AND MEN INTO SALTY MEN. 92 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,491 [GROWLS] 93 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:28,327 OH-HOO, OH-HOO HOO OH-HOO HOO, OH-HOO HOO. 94 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:32,465 NOW YOU'RE READY TO CATCH CARMEN. 95 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,703 EEK! 96 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,273 [SPLASH] 97 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:42,709 OOOH! 98 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:45,078 HOLD ON TIGHT. 99 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:48,648 WHAT, YOU THINK I'M CRAZY? 100 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:53,619 HELP ME FIRST MATE HOLD ON TO THE LINE. 101 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:56,456 AAH! 102 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:58,825 THIS IS SO AUTHENTIC. 103 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:01,060 EEK! 104 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:12,305 OH! 105 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:14,340 AAH! 106 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:14,340 AAH! 107 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:21,447 AAH! 108 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,725 THAT WAS SO THRILLING. 109 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:35,895 GETTING DRAGGED UNDER WATER AND THROWN ONTO THE DECK, 110 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,530 LIKE A FRESH-CAUGHT FLOUNDER. 111 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:41,734 I'M GOING TO THE GALLEY TO WHIP UP SOME BRINE MUFFINS. 112 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:56,983 [ENGINE WON'T TURN OVER] 113 00:06:57,049 --> 00:06:58,317 Sharky: THE ENGINE'S GONE. 114 00:06:58,384 --> 00:07:00,186 IT'S DO OR DIE NOW, MATIES. 115 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:04,490 WE HAVE TO GET THAT SERPENT BEFORE SHE GETS US. 116 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:05,892 WHAT, WE BE OUT OF BAIT? 117 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:08,127 WE NEED TO CHANGE THE STRATEGY. 118 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:12,098 USE A LURE, SOMETHING BIG AND ROUND... 119 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,633 AND CHEWY. 120 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:15,101 MR. SHARKY CAPTAIN, SIR, 121 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:18,538 DO WE HAVE SOME MORE BRINE FOR MY MUFFIN? 122 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:21,707 BIG AND ROUND AND CHEWY. 123 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:24,243 THAT'S HOW I ALWAYS MAKE MY MUFFINS. 124 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:25,611 [WHINING] 125 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:28,848 HEY, DON'T BE LOOKING AT MY WIFE LIKE SHE WAS BAIT. 126 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,583 I'LL SPLIT ME BOOTY WITH YOU. 127 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:34,987 I'M GETTING A FORTUNE TO BRING IN CARMEN. 128 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:38,424 SO THIS BAIT THING, IT'S SAFE, RIGHT? 129 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:39,625 AYE. 130 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:42,395 [WHIMPERING] 131 00:07:42,461 --> 00:07:46,232 DRAG ME SCURVY FORMER FIRST MATE UP THERE 132 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,535 AND TIE HIM UP SO HE WON'T GET IN THE WAY. 133 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:52,004 [WHINES] 134 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:53,739 NOW CARMEN LIKES OPERA, SHE DOES, 135 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:57,577 SO PLAY HER THESE TUNES, AND IT WILL ATTRACT HER. 136 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:01,480 OPERA! ADVENTURE! THRILLING! 137 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:03,449 WHEN THE CREATURE GETS CLOSE ENOUGH, 138 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:07,086 GRAB IT WITH THESE GIANT SERPENT TONGS. 139 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,856 OH, HEE HEE HEE! 140 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:11,991 YOU'RE SURE IT'S SAFE NOW? 141 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:14,493 SOLID AS THE SEA IS WET. 142 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,462 Muriel: THIS IS SO EXCITING, 143 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:21,033 COMING FACE TO FACE WITH CREATURES OF THE BRINY DEEP, 144 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,269 SWIMMING... 145 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:29,275 HA HA HA HA! 146 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:34,780 ARGH! 147 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,284 [OPERA PLAYING] 148 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:54,467 AAH! 149 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:59,272 AAH! 150 00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:07,546 OW! 151 00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:12,418 HA HA HA HA! 152 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:18,591 I AIN'T LEAVING THESE WATERS WITH AN EMPTY NET. 153 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:21,227 I'M GOING IN AFTER CARMEN MESELF. 154 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:26,232 [OPERA PLAYING] 155 00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:32,371 [MONKEYS SCREECH] 156 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:36,275 [OPERA PLAYING] 157 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,347 STAY BACK. 158 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,381 STAY BACK! 159 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:45,284 AAH! 160 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:47,787 [OPERA PLAYING] 161 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,791 [SINGING] 162 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,498 CARMEN IS NOT SUCH A BAD GIRL AFTER ALL. 163 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:04,036 SHE JUST WANTED AN AUDIENCE FOR HER BEAUTIFUL VOICE. 164 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:10,376 WHAT AN ADVENTURE! 165 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,981 AAH! 166 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:24,824 OH, CAPTAIN! YOU SALTY SAILOR YOU. 167 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:27,293 [GROWLS] 168 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,715 OH! 169 00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:51,117 OOH! 170 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:54,086 PATHETIC PIECE OF PLANKTON. 171 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,725 [MOANS] 172 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:03,429 THAT WAS THE MOST THRILLING ADVENTURE OF MY LIFE. 173 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,599 IT WAS ALL SO AUTHENTIC. 174 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:09,969 I JUST HOPE EUSTACE GETS HOME OK... 175 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,737 WHEREVER HE IS. 176 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:15,141 STUPID, DUMB MONKEYS. 177 00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:33,059 Muriel: YOU ONCE WERE SO PRETTY AND SMELLED SO SWEET. 178 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,427 [GRUNTS] 179 00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:36,362 AND NOW LOOK AT YOU. 180 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,097 I TOOK A BATH LAST TUESDAY. 181 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:41,734 I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, EUSTACE. 182 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,639 COURAGE, DO YOUR STUFF. 183 00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:48,974 MM-HMM. 184 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,977 COURAGE. 185 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:56,015 COURAGE, YOU CAN STOP NOW. 186 00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,919 OR MAYBE YOU CAN'T. 187 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,621 OH! 188 00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:05,758 DID YOU FIND SOMETHING? 189 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,997 WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT CAME FROM? 190 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:20,840 Man: HEY, GUYS, CHECK OUT THE BONE. 191 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,577 GRAND! GRAND! 192 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:25,344 MY POSIES! 193 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,780 Muriel: OH, MY! 194 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:44,864 Computer: MIGHTY HEAVY THIS SCULPTURE. 195 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,599 I DETEST MODERN ART. 196 00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:49,802 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW. 197 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,505 IT'S FROM A VERY RARE, VERY EXTINCT, 198 00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:56,142 VERY HUGE KANGAROO MONSTER. 199 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:57,176 AAH! 200 00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,112 Computer: A SOCIAL, OUTGOING CREATURE 201 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:03,816 THAT LOVED TO CRUSH ANYTHING THAT MOVED... 202 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:06,051 TO A PULPY PANCAKE. 203 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,654 HA HA HA HA! 204 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,557 BUT THAT WAS THEN... 205 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,092 THIS IS NOW. 206 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,426 THEY'RE ALL EXTINCT. 207 00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:15,628 WHEW! 208 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:18,297 Computer: AND THE BONES ARE VERY, VERY VALUABLE. 209 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,566 $10,000 GOING ONCE. 210 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,469 $10,000 GOING TWICE. 211 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,004 $10,000 GOING-- 212 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,640 $10,000.50. 213 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:30,743 $10,000.50 GOING ONCE. 214 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:31,844 TWICE. 215 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,746 SOLD TO THE UGLY RICH GUY. 216 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:37,316 OK, BIDDING FOR THIS BABY STARTS AT 8, 217 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:41,187 NO, 10. N-NO, $50,000. 218 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:46,425 WHAT DID ONE SUBATOMIC PARTICLE SAY TO THE OTHER SUBATOMIC PARTICLE? 219 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,893 I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE. 220 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,762 WHAT DID ONE SUBATOMIC PARTICLE SAY 221 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,298 TO THE OTHER SUBATOMIC PARTICLE? 222 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:55,301 [WHISPERING] 223 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,105 OH, YOU ARE A SICKIE. 224 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,741 OOOH. 225 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:03,976 ARF ARF ARF! 226 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:06,979 ARF ARF ARF... 227 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:11,217 Eustace: STUPID, BONE-STEALING DOG. 228 00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:12,985 GIVE THAT BACK! 229 00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:15,754 AAH! 230 00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:18,257 OW! 231 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:21,327 OOH! OOH! OOH! 232 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,097 OOH. 233 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:29,935 [INDIAN ACCENT] TSK, TSK, TSK. OH, NO. THIS NOT GOOD. 234 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,238 YOU NEED A DISK TRANSPLANT. 235 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:34,306 YES, A DISK TRANSPLANT. 236 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,309 OH, MY! THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS. 237 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,778 SOUNDS EXPENSIVE! 238 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,247 VERY SERIOUS. 239 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,682 IT'S HARD TO FIND BONE THAT'S JUST THE RIGHT SIZE AND SHAPE, 240 00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:45,050 BUT YOU HAVE TO. 241 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:47,586 OTHERWISE, THERE ARE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE COMPLICATIONS. 242 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:48,621 COMPLICATIONS. 243 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:51,624 ARF ARF ARF. 244 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,993 THAT'LL DO. 245 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,863 THIS IS A VERY DELICATE PROCEDURE. 246 00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,031 VERY DELICATE. 247 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:02,067 ONLY THE MOST ADVANCED METHODS CAN BE EMPLOYED. 248 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:05,170 IT REQUIRES GREAT CARE, KEEN AWARENESS, 249 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,173 AND A PRACTICED, STEADY HAND. 250 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,041 AAH! 251 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,076 [BONES CRACKING] 252 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:14,113 Eustace: AAH! 253 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:26,258 [EUSTACE MOANING] 254 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:32,197 ME BACK, ME ACHING BACK. 255 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,099 YEEOW. 256 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,268 DURN DOCTOR DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING. 257 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,804 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WALK ON YOUR BACK? 258 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,907 AND CRUSH ME? WALKING ON ME BACK. 259 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:45,311 TRYING TO DESTROY ME. 260 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:49,615 OOOH. 261 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,019 AHH. 262 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,861 OOH! OOH! 263 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:05,230 OOH! 264 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:08,567 AAH! 265 00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:19,244 COURAGE, CAN YOU GO SEE IF EUSTACE IS OK? 266 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:23,248 OOOH. 267 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:28,587 GRR! 268 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:36,228 IS EVERYTHING OK, COURAGE? 269 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,734 AAH! 270 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,372 AAH! 271 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,807 COURAGE! HELP! 272 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:56,281 HA HA HA HA! 273 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:12,331 WELL, THAT'S ONE SKYSCRAPER THAT WON'T BE SCRAPING NO SKIES. 274 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,400 Muriel: HELP! 275 00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:17,035 HE-E-ELP! 276 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,637 Announcer: AND IF YOU WANT HELP, 277 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,305 TRY NEW DILLY DROPS 278 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,776 FOR THAT ACHING, ITCHY FEELING. 279 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:27,246 WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?! 280 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:37,890 Computer: THE KANGAROO MONSTER IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DEFEAT. 281 00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:39,825 HEY, NO SO HARD. 282 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,394 I DIDN'T DIG UP THE BONE. 283 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:48,634 ...IS ANOTHER KANGAROO MONSTER. 284 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:52,738 PLEASE DEPOSIT 25 CENTS FOR THE NEXT 5 MINUTES 285 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,941 OR YOUR CALL WILL BE INTERRUPTED. 286 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,876 HEY! 287 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:01,180 SOME PEOPLE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE. 288 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,982 WELL, A PIECE OF THE BONE DID CHIP OFF 289 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,985 DURING THE VERY CAREFUL PROCEDURE ON YOUR FARMER. 290 00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:08,987 I WAS USING IT AS A JEWELRY ITEM. 291 00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:10,689 I COULD INSERT IT INTO YOUR BACK, 292 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,725 BUT I'VE NEVER DONE A PROCEDURE ON A DOG BEFORE. 293 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,661 THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT COULD HAPPEN. 294 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:18,897 NO TELLING AT ALL. 295 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,343 EUSTACE, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS. 296 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,312 IT'S JUST NOT NEIGHBORLY. 297 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:36,915 GOOD. GOOD RECOVERY. 298 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,817 OOH. 299 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,353 SAY, IS THAT THE TAJ MAHAL? 300 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,323 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE TAJ MAHAL. 301 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,391 TRAVELING IS SO MUCH FUN. 302 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,393 [BUILDINGS CRUMBLING] 303 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,964 OH, MY, I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A PICTURE. 304 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:55,067 STILL BREATHING. GOOD SIGN. 305 00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:57,703 [LOUD RUMBLING] 306 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,248 AAH! 307 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,251 PARIS IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CITY. 308 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,420 AAH! 309 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:21,093 Courage: PUT MURIEL DOWN! 310 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,328 MAKE ME! 311 00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:26,398 OH, MY. 312 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,239 OW! 313 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,523 AMERICAN SWINE. 314 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,592 [BURPS] 315 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:58,797 HEE HEE HEE. 316 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,933 WHAT'S--HUH? 317 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,569 MM-HMM. 318 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:04,836 OW! 319 00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:07,773 WICKED, STUPID DOG. 320 00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:11,076 MURIEL, I'LL SAVE YOU! 321 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,979 GRR! 322 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,514 [BEEPING] 323 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,348 HUH? 324 00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,917 THIS LANDMARK IS NOT ZONED 325 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,753 FOR THE OCCUPANCY BY 2 KANGAROO MONSTERS. 326 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,789 ONLY ONE ALLOWED. 327 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,958 [WHIMPERS] 328 00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:28,093 HA HA HA. 329 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,263 HUH? 330 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:34,967 EH? 331 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,803 WHAT'S-- 332 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:39,438 YUMMY. 333 00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:41,807 OH, NO! 334 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,248 AAH! 335 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,818 HA HA HA HA! 336 00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:55,487 [LOUD RUMBLING] 337 00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,863 AAH! 338 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,100 AAH! 339 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,034 OH. 340 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:13,505 OH, COURAGE, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 341 00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,615 THE REMOVAL OF THE KANGAROO MONSTER BONE 342 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:24,583 WAS A SUCCESS. 343 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:26,051 YOU MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE SORE, 344 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,819 BUT THERE SHOULD BE NO SIDE EFFECTS. 345 00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:30,122 NO SIDE EFFECTS AT ALL. 346 00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:31,256 YAY! 347 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:34,126 A-OOGA! 348 00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:37,162 VERY FUNNY. VERY GOOD. 349 00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:40,298 [GIGGLING] 350 00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:48,173 FOR HIS GENIUS IN THE APPRECIATION OF THE FRENCH PASTRIES, 351 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,043 I PRESENT THE LEGION OF HONOR MEDAL 352 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:53,812 TO THE GENIUS MONSTER KANGAROO. 353 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:56,648 [APPLAUSE] 354 00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:00,752 WHO CARES? FREE FOOD. 355 00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:05,924 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 356 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,895 AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 357 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,484 Eustace: STUPID DOG! 358 00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:36,621 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--