[ SQUIRREL CHATTERING ]
[ CROAKS ]
SHH!
WE'VE LOST THEM.
Kevin: ACTUALLY, YOU'RE KIND OF SURROUNDED.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK GWEN.
Gwen: KEVIN'S RIGHT -- SURROUNDED.
IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN THE LIKES OF YOU TO CAPTURE ME.
Big Chill: THEN IT'S A LUCKY THING I'M HERE.
BIG CHILL!
[ ICE CRACKLING ]
GIDDYAP!
[ ROARS ]
Big Chill: YOU'RE THE EXPERT ON ANIMALS, BUT FROGS DON'T LIKE COLD WEATHER, RIGHT?
[ BEEP ] Ben: IT'S OVER, DR. ANIMO.
YOU UNDERESTIMATE ME, BEN TENNYSON.
YOU THINK THIS IS JUST A BIG FROG.
Ben: YOU GOT ME THERE.
Kevin: I'D SAY "A BIG FROZEN FROG."
WELL, YOU'RE BOTH IN ERROR.
Ben: THAT WAS EMBARRASSING.
Gwen: WE'LL CATCH HIM NEXT TIME.
Ben: TOMORROW, I'LL CHECK ON EVERY ABANDONED WAREHOUSE IN
BELLWOOD, AND...I DON'T KNOW -- PET STORES?
Gwen: I'M AROUND.
[ YAWNS ] KIND OF A LOT FOR A SCHOOL NIGHT.
[ SIGHS ]
[ ALARM CLOCK BLARING ]
[ GROANS ]
[ ALARM CLOCK BLARING ]
[ BLARING STOPS ]
Gwen: [ GROANS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
LISTEN AND REPEAT.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME GRAPEFRUIT?
VOUDRIEZ-VOUS DES PAMPLEMOUSSE?
Gwen: [ PANTING ] VOUDRIEZ-VOUS DES PAMPLEMOUSSE?
YES.
I AM A GRAPEFRUIT FAN.
OUI.
JE SUIS UN GRAND FAN DES PAMPLEMOUSSE.
Gwen: OUI.
JE SUIS UN GRAND FAN DES PAMPLEMOUSSE.
DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH PINK GRAPEFRUIT?
AVEZ-VOUS ASSEZ DE PAMPLEMOUSSE ROSE?
Gwen: AVEZ-VOUS ASSEZ DE PAMPLEMOUSSE ROSE?
I WOULD LIKE A WAFFLE IRON.
JE VOUDRAIS UN GAUFRIER.
MORNING, SWEETHEART.
I NEED A FAVOR.
Gwen: SURE, MOM.
I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED SENDING THE FAMILY-REUNION INVITATIONS.
AUNTIE JOYCE IS GOING TO KILL ME.
Gwen: I CAN DO A FEW EVERY MORNING.
WHEN DO YOU NEED THEM?
TOMORROW, LATEST.
Gwen: I COULD PRINT THEM OUT.
MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY, SWEETIE.
INVITATIONS ARE WRITTEN BY HAND.
WE'RE NOT ALL AS...INFORMAL AS YOUR FATHER'S FOLKS.
Gwen: MOTHER.
I'M NOT JUDGING THEM, BUT LET'S FACE IT -- POLITE PEOPLE
DON'T...GLOW.
Gwen: I GLOW.
NOT AROUND ME.
Gwen: SO, NO TENNYSONS AT ALL?
NOT EVEN BEN OR GRANDPA?
BEN'S TABLE MANNERS LEAVE A BIT TO BE DESIRED.
AND GRANDPA MAX DRESSES LIKE HE'S ON VACATION IN VEGAS.
Gwen: I'M SURE THEY CAN -- AND THE THINGS HE COOKS!
REMEMBER THOSE KEBABS HE BROUGHT TO THANKSGIVING?
WHAT IS "MOGWAI," ANYWAY?
Gwen: I DON'T KNOW.
IT TASTED LIKE CHICKEN.
WHEN CAN I HAVE THESE?
Gwen: YOU SURE I CAN'T JUST RUN THEM THROUGH THE PRINTER?
WHO HAS A FORMAL FAMILY-REUNION DINNER?
WE DO.
Gwen: OKAY.
I MAY HAVE TO FINISH TONIGHT.
CRAZY DAY.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR FREE STUDY BLOCK?
Gwen: I HAVE TO STUDY.
AFTER SCHOOL?
Gwen: KARATE.
DON'T WORRY, MOM.
I'LL GET THEM DONE.
YOU'RE WONDERFUL, GWENNIE.
[ SMOOCHES ] I'M OFF.
Ben: HI, AUNT NATALIE.
GOOD MORNING, BEN.
BYE, GWENNIE.
PLUMBER PRISON RECORD ON THE EXTRANET?W DO I LOOK UP ANIMO'S
Gwen: MULTI-GLOBAL PHONETIC SEARCH.
PLUSES, NO QUOTES.
Ben: THANKS.
LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME HELP WITH ALL THAT PARTY STUFF.
Gwen: I COULD!
Ben: YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE OUT AN INVITE FOR ME.
THAT'LL SAVE YOU SOME WORK -- AND POSTAGE, TOO.
Gwen: [ SIGHS ] HOW DO YOU USE A WAFFLE
IRON?
COMMENT UTILISE-T-ON UN GAUFRIER?
Gwen: THIS IS MAKING ME HUNGRY.
NO TIME FOR BREAKFAST, AND I'LL STILL NEVER GET ALL THIS DONE
BEFORE SCHOOL.
UNLESS...
SCRIBO IN INCENDIA!
MAYBE THERE'S A GRAPEFRUIT IN THE KITCHEN.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ] HEY, KEVIN. WHAT'S UP?
Kevin: NOT MUCH.
I'M PUTTING AN ELECTROLYSIS UNIT ON THE CAR.
Gwen: YOUR CAR'S GOT UNSIGHTLY HAIR?
Kevin: Funny.
It makes oxygen from water.
I'm trying to make the car submersible.
You want to meet for lunch?
Gwen: WANT TO.
NOT SURE I CAN. MAYBE --
GOT TO GO! CALL YOU LATER!
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] I MEANT "SUPER THECA"!
SUPER THECA!
[ HORN BEEPS ] [ GROANS ]
COMING! COMING!
PAST SUBJUNCTIVE.
QUE J'AIE REMPLI, QUE TU AIES REMPLI, QU'IL AIE REMPLI, QUE
NOUS AYIONS REMPLI.
GWEN!
NO TIME FOR BREAKFAST, I PRESUME?
Gwen: AS USUAL.
THANKS, EMILY.
MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY.
SO, HEY, THEY SCHEDULED MY PIANO AUDITION.
HEY, GWEN, CAN I SEE YOUR HOMEWORK?
NOT THE TRIG -- THE HISTORY HOMEWORK.
Gwen: NO COPYING.
I'M SERIOUS.
YOU WERE SAYING?
I GOT MY AUDITION FOR THE ACADEMY OF THE PERFORMING ARTS.
Gwen: NO WAY!
EM, CONGRATULATIONS!
YEAH, IT'S HUGE.
I'M EXPECTING MY BEST FRIEND THERE FOR SUPPORT.
Gwen: NO PROBLEM.
THANKS.
5:15.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] Gwen: OH. TODAY?
I'LL REALLY TRY TO BE THERE.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] YOU FILL IT WITH PANCAKE
BATTER.
ON LE REMPLIT DE PâTE à CRêPES.
Gwen: ON LE REMPLIT DE PâTE à CRê--
[ TIRES SCREECH ] Kevin: YOU NEVER CALLED ME BACK.
Gwen: NO TIME FOR LUNCH.
I NEED TO STOP AT OfficeMania, THEN SWING BY THE HOUSE.
MY MOM NEEDS SOMETHING.
[ GASPS ] Kevin: I FOUND ANIMO.
NO JOKE.
Gwen: BEN WAS RIGHT ABOUT CHECKING PET STORES.
Kevin: DID YOU KNOW THAT HE CAN GET A PASS TO GO OFF-CAMPUS
ANYTIME HE WANTS?
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
Gwen: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD BUY FROGS AT THE PET STORE.
Kevin: SNAKE FOOD.
Gwen: OH!
MOM!
OH. YOU GOT THE MESSAGE.
YEAH, I'M HEADED HOME RIGHT NOW.
I ALREADY BOUGHT NEW ENVELOPES.
Kevin: FIBBER.
Gwen: SOME NOW, AND I'LL FINISH BEFORE BED.
more importantly, this is my family.ie, this is family, and,
Gwen: UH-HUH.
When I got married, I knew the Tennysons were a little odd,
but I had no idea.
Kevin: HE GOT AWAY AGAIN.
BEN'S USING WILDMUTT TO TRACK HIM.
HE'LL CALL WHEN HE FINDS HIM.
Gwen: JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T GO TO SCHOOL, I DON'T WANT YOU
GOING UP AGAINST ANIMO WITHOUT ME.
Kevin: YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
Gwen: GOT TO GO, MOM.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY ANYTHING, BUT THERE ARE ONLY TWO HIGH SCHOOLS IN BELLWOOD.
I GO TO ONE, BEN GOES TO THE OTHER, AND, YEAH, I NOTICED YOU
DON'T GO TO EITHER.
Kevin: I WAS IN THE NULL VOID FOR A LONG WHILE.
BY THE TIME I GOT OUT, I'D KIND OF OUTGROWN FIFTH GRADE.
Gwen: I KNOW.
BUT I ALSO KNOW HOW SMART YOU ARE.
THERE ISN'T A PIECE OF TECH IN THE WHOLE GALAXY YOU CAN'T STRIP
AND REBUILD BY HAND.
Kevin: BUT IT'S STILL A THING, ISN'T IT?
Gwen: YOU'RE GOOD AT MATH.
YOU KNOW HISTORY.
YOU READ ALL THOSE BOOKS IN PRISON.
MAYBE YOU COULD GO FOR A HIGH-SCHOOL EQUIVALENCY DEGREE.
Kevin: A G.E.D.?
Gwen: SURE.
I'LL FIND OUT WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, HELP YOU STUDY.
Kevin: ALWAYS ROOM FOR ANOTHER PROJECT, HUH?
Gwen: IF I WANTED TO TAKE IT EASY, I'D GO LIVE WITH MY GRANDMA.
I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET ANYONE DOWN.
Jetray: KEVIN! KILLER FROGS!
COME ON! HOP TO IT!
[ FROGS ROARING ] Gwen: MAYBE I SHOULD GO WI--
Kevin: YOU'RE BUSY.
WE GOT THIS.
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
Gwen: PROTECTION CHARM.
WHEN YOU NEED IT, SOUND OUT THE WORD ON THERE CAREFULLY.
Kevin: SURE.
Gwen: NO.
YOU MISPRONOUNCE IT, AND I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.
Kevin: YOU'LL SEE ME TONIGHT.
[ CRASH ] [ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ] Gwen: HI, MOM.
I'M SURE BEN IS ON THE NEWS.
I'M NOT WITH HIM.
YOU'LL GET THE INVITATIONS -- PROMISE.
Kevin: ABOUT THAT OTHER THING?
WE'LL TALK.
Gwen: HEY...HOW'S YOUR CURSIVE?
Kevin: I GOT TO HANDWRITE FOR THE G.E.D.?
Gwen: FOR THE INVITATIONS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND.
[ GROANS ] GOT TO GET BACK TO SCHOOL, MOM.
TEST AT 1:00.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
"COMBIEN DES PAMPLEMOUSSES SE TROUVENT DANS UN CAS?" GENEVIEVE! CHUT!
Kevin: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
[ GROWLING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
BEN! BEN!
[ CROAKS ]
Gwen: FOOTWORK, BEN!
STICK AND MOVE!
ALORS!
GWEN TENNYSON!
THIS IS YOUR FREE PERIOD?
Gwen: YES, BUT -- TAKE OVER MY ALGEBRA 2 CLASS.
Gwen: WH-- ME?
THE POLICE JUST CALLED.
MY CAR'S BEEN DEMOLISHED -- SOMETHING ABOUT A GIANT FROG.
Gwen: BUT I -- SOMETIMES I WONDER WHY I LIVE
IN BELLWOOD.
MISSED LUNCH, DIDN'T YOU?
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD, EVERY LIVING THING THAT CRAWLS
OVER THIS MISERABLE PLANET WILL BE AT MY MERCY!
MY AUDITION'S OVER THE HILL IN AN HOUR.
Gwen: I STILL HAVE THOSE INVITATIONS AND A THING WITH KEVIN.
IT'S THE CHOPIN "FANTAISIE-IMPROMPTU."
I'VE BEEN PRACTICING IT FOR MONTHS.
COME ON. I'LL DRIVE.
Gwen: UH...
IN OR OUT?
Spidermonkey: GWEN!
[ BEEP ] Ben: WE UNDERESTIMATED HIM.
Gwen: ANIMO?
Ben: I CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU.
YOU'RE NOT COMING?
Ben: EMILY, DR. ANIMO'S TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
[ SCOFFS ] YEAH, I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
WE'VE BEEN BESTIES SINCE KINDERGARTEN, AND THAT HASN'T
BEEN EASY WITH YOU FLYING ALL AROUND THE UNIVERSE.
Gwen: IS THIS ABOUT YOU AND BEN?
IT'S NOT THAT I HATE YOUR COUSIN.
Ben: COME ON!
IT WAS ONE DATE!
HOW BAD COULD IT HAVE BEEN?
YOU LEFT ME AT THE TOP OF A RADIO TOWER!
Ben: FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
200 FEET ABOVE THE GROUND!
Ben: YOU COULDN'T HAVE FALLEN -- I WEBBED YOU TO IT.
ACTUALLY, I DO HATE YOUR COUSIN.
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING STUFF I'M NOT A PART OF.
FINE.
BUT IF I GET INTO PERFORMING ARTS, I'LL BE THE ONE DOING
SOMETHING WITHOUT YOU, AND YOU'RE GONNA WRITE ME OFF.
Gwen: I WOULDN'T.
NOT BY CHOICE.
BUT LOOK, HOW OFTEN DO WE JUST HANG ANYMORE?
AND DIFFERENT SCHOOLS WON'T HELP ANY.
Gwen: I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS SO IMPORTANT, EM.
NO. YOU DIDN'T.
Ben: YOU COMING?!
Gwen: YEAH.
Kevin: [ GRUNTS ] AAAAAAH!
RIP HIM TO PIECES, MY PETS!
Kevin: [ GRUNTING ]
[ FROGS CROAKING ]l
YOU'RE MORE RESILIENT THAN I THOUGHT, LEVIN.
Kevin: [ GROANING ]
BUT IN THE END, YOU'VE FALLEN BEFORE ME, JUST AS THE WHOLE WORLD WILL.
Gwen: THAT'LL BE THE DAY.
YOU'RE TOO LATE!
WHILE THE PLUMBERS HELD ME, I HAD TIME TO PLAN MY REVENGE,
SO I'VE SCALED UP MY TRANSMODULATOR RAY AND
OVERCLOCKED IT.
THE ENTIRE EARTH WILL BE -- Cannonbolt: MY COUSIN'S ON A
SCHEDULE.
CAN WE JUST SKIP THIS PART AND MOVE DIRECTLY TO THE TERRIFIC
BEATING I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU?
[ APPLAUSE ]
[ CHOPIN'S "FANTAISIE-IMPROMPTU" PLAYS ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
Gwen: HEY, MOM. I FINISHED THE INVITATIONS IN THE CAR.
YOUR FATHER'S GETTING DINNER.
KEVIN CALLED, AND I ASKED HIM AND BEN TO JOIN US.
HELP SET THE TABLE.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY, GWENNIE?
Gwen: OH, YOU KNOW -- THE USUAL.
[ YAWNS ]