>> INCOMING.
>> I'M ON IT.
THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA, SIR.
I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO MOVE ALONG.
YOUR CAR BREAK DOWN, OLD-TIMER?
NEED SOME HELP?
[ THUD ] >> AAAH!
[ BOTH GROANING ]
>> HEY!
[ GUN COCKS ] WHO'S THAT?
PUT THAT DOWN!
SECURITY!
[ GUNSHOTS ] [ BEEP ] >> Swampfire: SWAMPFIRE!
>> Gwen: BEN, THAT'S OVERKILL.
>> Swampfire: NO, IT'S SWAMPFIRE.
I DON'T HAVE AN ALIEN NAMED "OVERKILL," 'CAUSE IF I DID, I'D, YOU KNOW, SHOUT "OVERKILL!"
>> Kevin: WHAT'S WITH THE "SHOUTING NAMES" THING, ANYWAY?
>> Swampfire: IT STRIKES FEAR INTO MY ENEMIES.
>> Kevin: YOU GO RIGHT ON BELIEVING THAT, BUD.
>> Gwen: WELL, AT LEAST IT'S LIT.
WHERE'S GRANDPA MAX?
THIS PARTY WAS HIS IDEA.
>> Max: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
AREA 51 IS GONE?
>> YES, SIR.
NOTHING LEFT BUT A GIGANTIC CRATER.
BUT THERE'S NO BLAST MARKS.
IT WASN'T BLOWN UP.
NO SCORCHING, SO IT WASN'T ENERGY-BEAMED.
>> Max: WELL, IT'S LOCAL BUSINESS.
THE FIRST STEP SHOULD BE FOR THE AIR FORCE TO SEND IN THEIR OWN INVESTIGATORS.
>> THEY DID.
BUT WHATEVER THEY LEARNED, WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT FROM THEM.
MAGISTER TENNYSON, NOBODY KNOWS TECHNOLOGY LIKE I DO, AND I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.
>> Max: All right, Cooper.
I'll be right there.
>> Ben: [ CLEARS THROAT ] >> Max: WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
>> Kevin: THE PLUMBERS REALLY NEED TO UPGRADE THEIR RIDES.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS THING -- NO POWER, LOUSY SECURITY SYSTEM.
>> Gwen: YOU WANT ONE, DON'T YOU?
>> Kevin: YEAH.
>> Gwen: MAYBE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
>> MAX TENNYSON.
LONG TIME NO SEE.
>> Max: COLONEL ROZUM.
STILL HANDLING ALL THE WEIRD STUFF FOR THE AIR FORCE?
>> I JUST GO WHERE THEY SEND ME.
WE WERE HOPING YOU COULD ENLIGHTEN US AS TO WHAT HAPPENED HERE.
>> MAGISTER?
>> Max: COOPER.
>> SORRY, SIR.
WE JUST CLEARED SOME RUBBLE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE CRATER.
THERE'S SOMETHING THERE YOU'VE GOT TO SEE.
>> Kevin: SOLID CASTRODINIUM.
YOU DON'T FIND THIS ON EARTH.
>> IT'S LEVEL 3 TECHNOLOGY.
EARTH'S AT LEAST 500 YEARS AWAY FROM IT.
>> Max: PERHAPS YOU COULD ENLIGHTEN US, COLONEL?
>> SORRY, MAX.
IT'S ABOVE YOUR PAY GRADE.
>> Ben: THEN MY GRANDFATHER GETS A RAISE RIGHT NOW, OR WE WALK.
>> YOU'RE GONNA LET HIM TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, MAX?
>> Max: I'LL LET HIM KNOW WHEN HE SAYS SOMETHING I DISAGREE WITH.
OKAY, THEN.
>> IT'S A HOLDING FACILITY.
>> Ben: WHAT'S IT HOLDING?
>> ALIEN COMBATANTS WHO LANDED ON EARTH OVER THE YEARS.
>> Gwen: HOW MANY YEARS?
>> FOUR, MAYBE FIVE...DECADES.
>> Ben: YOU'VE HAD PEOPLE IN THERE FOR 50 YEARS?!
>> NOT PEOPLE -- ALIENS, HELD ON SUSPICION OF BEING A THREAT TO PLANETARY SECURITY.
>> Ben: I'M GONNA SEE WHAT'S DOWN THERE.
>> IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
NO ONE CAN GET IN OR OUT.
>> Ben: WE'LL SEE.
[ BEEP ] >> Big Chill: BIG CHILL!
>> Kevin: WHEN HE SHOUTED HIS NAME JUST THEN, DID IT STRIKE FEAR INTO YOU?
>> Gwen: NOT NOW, KEVIN.
>> YOU HAVEN'T SAID MUCH.
>> Max: I'M TRYING NOT TO THROTTLE YOU.
THIS "HOLDING FACILITY" OF YOURS IS NOTHING BUT A PRISON.
EARTH IS A LEVEL 2 WORLD AND A PROVISIONARY SIGNATORY OF THE KELLY-CASEY ACCORDS.
YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS -- >> RIGHTS?
YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT RIGHTS WITH ALL THE ALIEN TERRORISTS YOU'VE FOUGHT?
YOU KNOW THE DANGERS THEY PRESENT.
YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME.
>> Max: THE ALIENS WE FIGHT GET TURNED OVER TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES.
BEING STUCK IN A HOLE FOREVER WITH NO DUE PROCESS --
WE DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE,
AND I SLEEP BETTER AT NIGHT KNOWING MY FAMILY IS SAFE.
>> Big Chill: GRANDPA MAX...
>> Ben: YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT.
THERE'S HUNDREDS OF ALIENS DOWN THERE, CRAMMED INTO CELLS.
>> [ BREATHING RAGGEDLY ] >> Ben: THE SECURITY SYSTEM WAS DOWN, BUT I REBOOTED IT.
>> [ PANTING ]
>> Ben: GRANDPA, THE CONDITIONS DOWN THERE -- IT'S INHUMAN.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT HUMAN.
WE'RE NOT RUNNING A HOTEL.
>> Max: YOU'RE NOT RUNNING A PRISON, EITHER -- NOT ANYMORE.
YOU'RE GOING TO RELEASE THEM TO THE PLUMBERS, COLONEL, FOR PROPER PROCESSING.
THEY'LL BE FREED WHEN WARRANTED OR ELSE MADE TO STAND TRIAL.
>> Ben: ALL 774 OF THEM.
>> THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
>> Max: IT'S NOT ONLY RIGHT, IT'S JUSTICE -- LONG DELAYED, BUT STILL --
>> NO.
I MEAN YOUR COUNT ISN'T RIGHT.
THERE'S 775.
>> Ben: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR ELECTRONIC TOTE BOARD SAID.
>> THEN THERE'S ONE MISSING.
[ ENGINE WHIRRING ]
>> Ben: TIME FOR HUMONGOUSAUR!
[ BEEP ] >> Rath: R-R-R-RATH!
FINE! RATH'S BETTER, ANYWAY!
HEY! HEY!
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MISSING ALIEN PRISONER ---
NOBODY GOES UNLESS RATH SAYS THEY CAN GO!!!
BECAUSE RATH GOES BEFORE EVERYBODY!
SO NO GO, YO!
[ ENGINES FIRING ]
AAAH!
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, STOLEN PLUMBER SHIP?
'CAUSE RATH'S GOT TONS MORE!
IN FACT, I SHOULD GIVE YOU SOME OF MINE SO IT'LL BE A FAIR FIGHT!
AND AFTER THAT, EVERYTHING I GAVE YOU, I CAN TAKE IT BACK AGAIN AND MAKE YOU LIKE IT!
>> Kevin: YOU KNOW, RATH IS THE ONLY ALIEN THAT MAKES ME WANT TO GET A BOX OF POPCORN, KICK BACK,
AND JUST WATCH.
>> Gwen: KEVIN, THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR -- OKAY, ME TOO.
>> Rath: [ GRUNTING ] GIVE UP, STOLEN PLUMBER SHIP!
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM RATH!
AAAAH!
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]
CRASHING'S GOOD, TOO!
RATH CAN CRASH ALL DAY!
OH! NOW YOU'RE USING GRAVITY!
WELL, FORGET IT!
GIVE UP, GRAVITY!
YOU CAN'T BEAT RA-A-A-A-TH!!
>> Gwen: BEN!
BEN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> Rath: [ GRUNTING ] [ PANTING ]
BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, STUPID RATH-SIZED HOLE!
RATH WILL DESTROY YOU!
GAH! UNH!
>> Gwen: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
BEN!
>> Rath: [ GRUNTS ] WHAT?!
SORRY.
>> Ben: GUESS THE SHIP GOT AWAY.
>> Kevin: SHOULD BE EASY ENOUGH TO FIND IT.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ] [ ALARM BEEPING ]
>> Ben: REMEMBER, THIS GUY COULD
BE TOTALLY INNOCENT OF EVERYTHING.
>> Kevin: HE STOLE A SHIP.
HE'S NO INNOCENT.
>> Ben: YOU REALLY WANT TO STACK YOUR RAP SHEET AGAINST HIS, KEVIN?
>> Kevin: JUST SAYING.
[ BEEPING CONTINUES ] >> Gwen: ANYTHING?
>> Ben: NO SIGN OF LIFE EXCEPT FOR A BEEPING NOISE COMING FROM THE MAIN CONSOLE.
>> Kevin: THAT'S THE SELF-DESTRUCT.
[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
IT'S A FAIL-SAFE IN CASE A PLUMBER SHIP IS CRASHED AND THEN ABANDONED.
I'M ON IT. DON'T WORRY.
>> Ben: YOU SURE?
>> Kevin: PLUMBER OVERRIDE.
[ BEEPING STOPS ] I SAID, "DON'T WORRY."
[ ALARM BLARING ]
NOW YOU CAN WORRY.
GET BACK! EVERYBODY, GET BACK!
>> Ben: HUMONGOUSAUR CAN HANDLE THIS.
[ BEEP ] >> Echo Echo: ECHO ECHO!
OH, COME ON!
[ BEEPING ] [ BLARING CONTINUES ]
>> Gwen: BEN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
>> Echo Echo: THROWING IT A SAFE DISTANCE.
HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT!
HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT!
ON THREE!
ONE...TWO...THREE!
NEW PLAN.
[ BEEPING ]
[ MUFFLED BLARING ]
>> Kevin: YEAH, THIS ONE'S GOING
INTO THE HIGHLIGHT REEL.
>> [ GROANS ]
BEN...TENNYSON?
[ GROANS ] MY DAUGHTER'S NUTS ABOUT YOU.
>> Ben: YEAH? IS SHE CUTE?
>> Gwen: BEN.
>> Ben: SORRY. REFLEX.
>> Gwen: DID AN ALIEN DO THIS TO YOU?
WE FOLLOWED A TRAIL OF PROPERTY DAMAGE.
IT WAS PRETTY TOUGH TO MISS.
>> HE CAME CHARGING RIGHT AT ME.
BULLETS DIDN'T SLOW HIM, AND HE SAID HE WAS GONNA KILL ME.
AND I-I-- >> Gwen: WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> I BEGGED.
I BEGGED HIM TO LET ME LIVE.
HE LOOKED AT ME A LONG TIME.
THEN HE ASKED ME IF I HAD A FAMILY.
I TOLD HIM YES, AND HE WALKED AWAY.
DON'T TELL ANYONE THAT I -- >> Kevin: THAT YOU SAID WHATEVER YOU HAD TO SO YOU COULD SEE YOUR
FAMILY AGAIN?
>> Gwen: YOUR SECRET'S SAFE.
[ EXPLOSION ] >> Ben: THE TOWN, ON THE OTHER HAND -- NOT SO MUCH.
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
>> Kevin: HEY!
LOOKING FOR A FIGHT?
TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY!
[ BEEP ] >> Ben: UH...GOOP?
>> Humongousaur: HUMONGOUSAUR!
HA! FINALLY!
OKAY, NO ONE HAS TO GET HURT.
WOW. A LITTLE CAR.
YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN -- [ THUD ]
OH, TRUCK.
>> I'LL NEVER GO BACK THERE!
RRRAH!
NEVER!
YEARS I SPENT -- YEARS!
I DID NOTHING!
>> Humongousaur: IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
>> NOTHING WILL EVER BE OKAY...
AGAIN!
[ MUFFLED POUNDING ]
>> Gwen: HE'S SLIPPERY.
NOT SURE...HOW LONG...I CAN HOLD HIM!
>> Kevin: LONG ENOUGH.
>> Humongousaur: KEVIN, HOLD ON.
WHAT DID YOU MEAN ABOUT NOTHING BEING OKAY?
>> Gwen: COLONEL ROZUM SAYS YOU'RE A TERRORIST.
>> TERRORIST?!
ON MY HOME WORLD, I FOUGHT AGAINST AN OPPRESSIVE DICTATOR.
IT WAS HIS FORCES WHO EXILED ME TO THIS BACKWATER WORLD.
I EXPLAINED THIS TO YOUR AIR FORCE A HUNDRED TIMES.
THEY DID NOT BELIEVE ME!
>> Humongousaur: THE PLUMBERS WILL LISTEN.
THEY'LL SEND YOU HOME.
>> I NO LONGER HAVE A HOME!
WHILE I ROTTED IN YOUR PRISON, THE REVOLUTION WAS LOST.
MY MATE, MY CHILDREN -- GONE.
ALL GONE.
[ BEEP ] THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR.
>> Kevin: THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR.
YOU COULD EVEN THE SCORE.
>> Ben: ABSOLUTELY.
YOU COULD SEEK JUSTICE.
>> JUSTICE. YES.
THOSE WHO WRONGED ME SHOULD DIE, BEGINNING WITH COLONEL ROZUM.
>> Gwen: WAIT. WHAT?
>> EVEN BETTER -- HIS ENTIRE FAMILY.
HE WILL FEEL THE PAIN I HAVE FELT.
>> Kevin: WHERE'D HE GO?
>> Gwen: I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE WENT.
I -- >> Ben: DON'T, GWEN!
IT'S A TRICK!
>> Gwen: "YOU COULD EVEN THE SCORE"?
NICE ONE, KEVIN.
>> Kevin: I DIDN'T HEAR ANYBODY DISAGREEING.
>> Gwen: WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
PRISONER NUMBER 775 ISN'T RUNNING ANYMORE.
HE'S HUNTING.
>> Max: HE'S GOING AFTER COLONEL ROZUM?
>> BUT THE COLONEL'S NOT HERE.
HE FLEW BACK TO PATRICK AIR FORCE BASE IN FLORIDA.
>> Max: WE'VE GOT TO ASSUME THAT'S WHERE THE PRISONER'S HEADED, TOO.
>> Ben: WE HAVE TO PROTECT ROZUM.
>> Gwen: AND HIS FAMILY.
THAT'S WHERE HE'S STATIONED, SO THEY LIVE THERE.
>> Kevin: THE RUSTBUCKET III CAN STILL BEAT ROZUM BACK TO THE BASE.
>> Ben: WE CAN BE WAITING THERE WHEN HE ARRIVES AND CATCH THE PRISONER WHEN HE TRIES.
>> Max: THEN THE THREE OF YOU GET GOING.
I'LL CALL AHEAD AND GET YOU CLEARANCE.
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
>> Kevin: NOW WHAT?
>> Ben: WE WAIT.
GRANDPA RADIOED ROZUM.
HE KNOWS WHAT'S HAPPENING.
HIS PLANE WILL BE HERE IN 45 MINUTES.
>> Gwen: GUYS, IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT THE PRISONER COULD HAVE CHAMELEON-LIKE POWERS THAT
WOULD LET HIM BLEND IN WITH BACKGROUNDS SO THAT HE'S PRACTICALLY INVISIBLE?
>> Ben: SURE.
THAT COULD EXPLAIN HOW HE GOT OUT OF YOUR ENERGY GLOBE BEFORE.
GREAT! WE BROUGHT HIM HERE!
>> Kevin: THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.
>> Gwen: HE COULD BE ANYWHERE ON THE BASE.
HOW DO WE FIND HIM?
>> Ben: WE TRACK HIS SCENT.
[ BEEP ]
>> Gwen: WI-I-I-I-LDMUTT!!
WELL, HE CAN'T TALK.
SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT.
>> Wildmutt: [ SNIFFING ]
[ BARKS ]
Kevin: I'M GONNA SAY HE WENT THATAWAY.
>> AHHH.
[ BABY COOS ]
>> Wildmutt: [ GROWLS ] >> YAAAAAAAAH!
>> Wildmutt: [ SNARLING ]
>> LEAVE ME BE!
I INTEND TO BALANCE THE SCALES!
>> Kevin: YOU WANT TO BALANCE SCALES?
GO ON A DIET.
UNH!
[ SIGHS ] GONE AGAIN!
>> Gwen: I CAN SENSE HIS MANNA!
HE'S TO YOUR RIGHT!
>> Kevin: UNH!
>> Gwen: HE MOVED!
HE'S TO YOUR LEFT!
>> Kevin: UNH!
>> Gwen: HE'S BACK TO YOUR LEFT!
NO, NO, NO! BEHIND YOU!
>> Kevin: UNH!
THANKS FOR THE HELP, GWEN!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Gwen: HE'S TOO FAST! HE'S -- UNH!
>> WHEREVER YOU ARE, STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY!
>> YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE, ROZUM -- JUST LONG ENOUGH TO SEE
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOSE YOUR FAMILY.
>> THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!
>> NEITHER DID MINE.
>> Wildmutt: [ GROWLING ]
>> LEASH YOUR OVERGROWN PET!
HE'S NO MATCH FOR ME!
[ BEEP ] >> Ultimate Wildmutt: ULTIMATE WILDMUTT!
>> Gwen: I WAS GONNA DO THAT FOR YOU.
>> Ultimate Wildmutt: TELL YOU WHAT -- YOU CAN CLEAN UP WHAT'S LEFT OF HIM.
[ ROARS ]
>> LET GO OF ME, YOU STUPID --
>> Ultimate Wildmutt: [ ROARS ]
>> DO IT. FINISH ME.
COME ON! LET ME JOIN MY FAMILY!
DO IT! DO IT!
[ BEEP ] PLEASE, DO IT!
PLEASE...FINISH ME.
[ SIGHS ] I'VE GOT...NOTHING.
>> Ben: SOME THREAT, HUH?
[ BEEPING ]
>> ALIEN DNA SCANNED AND RECOGNIZED -- MERLINI SAPIENS,
UNLOCKED AND AVAILABLE ON PLAYLIST 5.
>> Ben: HEY, GUYS, CHECK IT OUT.
[ BEEP ] >> Overkill: OVERKILL!
WELL? WELL?
TOO SOON?
>> I'M SURE HE'S BEHIND THE DISAPPEARANCE OF AREA 51.
I WANT TO BE THERE FOR QUESTIONING.
>> Max: WHY?
BECAUSE YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA TORTURE HIM AND YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT?
>> I EXPECT YOU'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.
>> Max: THEN I'M HAPPY TO DISAPPOINT YOU.
THAT'S NOT HOW THE PLUMBERS DO THINGS.
YOU STILL DON'T GET IT, COLONEL.
EARTH'S IN VIOLATION OF INTERSTELLAR LAW.
YOU DON'T SEEM TO REALIZE THE ENORMITY OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
>> I REALIZE IT FINE, MAX.
AND UNDER THE SAME CIRCUMSTANCES, I'D DO THE EXACT SAME THING.
WHEN IT COMES TO CHOOSING BETWEEN A FEW HUNDRED ALIENS AND MY COUNTRY'S SAFETY...
WELL, THAT'S JUST A NO-BRAINER.