>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT I BE DRAGGED ALL THE WAY UP HERE IN
THE DEAD OF NIGHT, BUT NOW YOU KEEP ME WAITING, URIAN?!
AND IN THE COMPANY OF THESE...
HERETICS!
[ ALL TALKING ] [ METAL CLANKS ]
>> BE SEATED, DRISCOLL.
THEIR HERESIES ARE NO GREATER THAN YOUR OWN.
ENOCH, PATRICK, URIAN, DRISCOLL, EACH OF YOUR HOUSES WOULD LAY
SOLE CLAIM TO THE LEGACY OF THE FOREVER KNIGHT, YET YOU HAVE ALL
STRAYED FROM THE TRUE PATH OF OUR ORDER.
>> OUR ORDER?
>> YOUR PETTY SQUABBLES HAVE ALLOWED UNSPEAKABLE MONSTERS TO
ROAM THE EARTH AT LIBERTY.
DISGRACEFUL.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, OLD MAN, BUT I ADVISE YOU TO CHOOSE
YOUR NEXT WORDS CAREFULLY.
>> THERE IS NOT ONE AMONG YOU FIT TO WEAR THE SYMBOL OF THE
ORDER.
>> KNIGHTS!
TEACH THIS DOG TO HOLD HIS TONGUE!
[ ENERGY CRACKLING ] STAND DOWN!
LET THIS BE A FIGHT BETWEEN MEN.
[ GRUNTING ] WHO ARE YOU?
>> TO KNOW MY NAME, YOU HAVE ONLY TO LOOK UPON THE TAPESTRIES
THAT DECORATE YOUR HALLS.
>> YOU!
M'LORD!
ALL HAIL GEORGE, FOUNDER OF THE ORDER -- THE ORIGINAL FOREVER
KNIGHT!
>> LET THE DISCORD THAT HAS DIVIDED US BE FORGOTTEN.
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, THE KNIGHTS OF THE ORDER STAND
TOGETHER AS ONE.
NOW RISE, BRAVE NIGHTS, FOR I HAVE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG, AND
THERE IS MUCH TO BE DONE.
>> YOU ARE SO LAME.
>> BUT IT'S WORKING, RIGHT?
>> PIERCE WHEELS?
>> LOOK, OFFICER, WE WEREN'T -- >> OUT OF THE CAR -- NOW.
>> OKAY, OKAY!
>> HEY, LEAVE HIM ALONE!
WE WEREN'T DOIN' ANYTHING!
[ GUN COCKS ] >> AAAH!
AAAAAAAH!
>> WHAT'D YOU HAVE TO DO THAT FOR?!
I REALLY LIKED HER!
>> PIERCE WHEELS, YOUR ALIEN PRESENCE ON EARTH'S SOVEREIGN
SOIL WILL NO LONGER BE TOLERATED.
LEAVE THE EARTH IMMEDIATELY OR BE DESTROYED.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'M A PLUMBER. I LIVE HERE.
ANYWAY, EVEN IF I WANTED TO LEAVE, I DON'T HAVE A SHIP OR
ANYTHING.
>> THEN YOU HAVE MADE YOUR CHOICE.
>> NO! YOU CAN'T!
AAAAAAAAH!
>> Kevin: [ GRUNTING ] GIVE IT UP, TROMBIPULOR.
>> UGH!
I TOLD YA, I AIN'T GOIN' BACK TO THE NULL VOID!
YA CAN'T MAKE ME!
[ BOOM! ] >> NRG: I HATE THE EARTHQUAKE
STOMP.
>> AAH! OOH!
HEY! THAT'S HOT!
>> NRG: HOT?
IT'S MOLTEN!
>> AWW!
>> Kevin: [ GRUNTS ] >> OOF!
>> NRG: NICE SHOT.
>> Kevin: THANKS.
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY FOLLOW-THROUGH.
>> Gwen: GUYS?
HE'S GETTING AWAY!
>> NRG: I DON'T THINK SO.
HEY!
>> FRIENDS! AMIGOS! MOQOCHPU!
>> Gwen: ARGIT.
>> DID I COME AT A BAD TIME?
>> Ben: WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF?
>> Gwen: I AM SO NOT IN THE MOOD FOR ONE OF YOUR CON JOBS.
>> GWEN, I'M INSULTED!
NO, NO, I'M WOUNDED -- WOUNDED BY YOUR BASELESS ACCUSATIONS.
REMEMBER ALL THE GOOD WE'VE DONE TOGETHER?
>> Ben: NO.
>> Gwen: NO.
>> Kevin: YES.
>> Gwen: CAN WE JUST SKIP TO THE PART WHERE YOU SCAM US?
>> OKAY.
TRUTH TO TELL, I MAY NOT HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ON THE UP-AND-UP
WITH YOU GUYS, BUT THAT'S WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE.
AND, ANYWAY, I NEED YOUR HELP.
>> Ben: BECAUSE?
>> THE FOREVER KNIGHTS -- THEY'RE AFTER ME.
>> Ben: YOU CAN'T REALLY BLAME THEM.
YOU DESTROYED A BUNCH OF THEIR CASTLES, REMEMBER?
>> NO, NO, NO!
THIS WASN'T ABOUT THAT!
THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF THE BLUE AND TOLD ME TO LEAVE THE
PLANET OR "CHKKK"!
>> Gwen: AND YET HERE YOU ARE.
>> HEY, I GOT A LOT GOING ON HERE -- BUSINESS DEALS,
FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITIES.
BUT IF THEY CATCH ME, I'M ROADKILL!
>> Gwen: WHICH IS OUR PROBLEM WHY?
>> BECAUSE IT'S NOT JUST ME.
WORD IS THEY'VE BEEN STRONG-ARMING LOTS OF
OFF-WORLDERS.
ASK ANYBODY.
>> Kevin: MAYBE WE SHOULD LOOK INTO THIS.
>> Gwen: KEVIN!
>> Ben: HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY TRUST THIS GUY?
>> Kevin: I DON'T, BUT WHAT'S IT GONNA HURT TO CHECK OUT HIS
STORY?
>> Ben: OKAY, FINE.
JUST...GET YOUR SHIP OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, WOULD YOU?
>> AYE-AYE, MON CAPITAINE.
>> Gwen: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS.
>> Kevin: I ALREADY DO.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] >> Gwen: OUT OF THE 937
REGISTERED ALIENS HERE ON EARTH LEGALLY...
>> Kevin: AND ABOUT 100 NOT SO LEGALLY...
>> Gwen: ...THERE ARE...
ONLY 463 WHOSE WHEREABOUTS CAN BE CONFIRMED.
>> YOU SEE? I TOLD YOU.
IT'S THOSE CRAZY KNIGHTS.
>> Ben: SO, HUNDREDS OF ALIENS LEFT THE PLANET WITHOUT TELLING
ANYBODY?
>> Kevin: OR MAYBE THEY DIDN'T LEAVE.
>> Gwen: NONE OF THIS SOUNDS LIKE A FOREVER KNIGHT OPERATION.
>> Ben: NOPE.
HOW DO YOU ACCOUNT FOR THAT?
>> I, UH, D-- >> Ben: DON'T KNOW.
LET'S PAY A VISIT TO SOMEONE WHO DOES.
>> WHY DID I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS?
>> Kevin: BE QUIET AND STAY OUT OF THE WAY.
>> OUT OF THE WAY OF WHAT?
THERE'S NOBODY HERE, JUST LIKE THE LAST THREE PLACES.
>> Gwen: HE'S RIGHT.
NOT A TRACE OF THE KNIGHTS, AND I CAN'T GET A FIX ON WHERE THEY
WENT.
BEN?
>> Wildmutt: [ SNIFFING ] >> Ben: NOTHING.
THE KNIGHTS ARE LONG GONE.
MAYBE THEY LEFT THE PLANET, TOO?
>> Kevin: DOESN'T TRACK.
THEY'RE BIG EARTH-FIRSTERS.
>> WELL, WHEREVER THEY WENT, THEY LEFT SOME CHOICE STUFF
BEHIND.
>> Kevin: LEAVE IT, ARGIT.
IT'S NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
TRUST ME.
>> MAN!
IT'S LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE.
BESIDES...
[Grunting] THESE GUYS OWE ME!
UGH!
OOF!
>> [ GROWLS ] >> Kevin: WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
NOT WORTH IT.
>> [ ROARS ] >> Gwen: I DON'T REMEMBER THE
OTHER ONE DOING THAT.
[ GRUNTS ] >> AAAAAAAAH!
>> [ GROWLS ] [ BEEP ]
>> Lodestar: LODESTAR!
>> Kevin: I'M GONNA STICK WITH A CLASSIC.
ALL RIGHT, ROBO-LIZARD, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.
[ GRUNTING ] >> Kevin: WHOA! HEY, TENNYSON!
>> Lodestar: I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO ABSORB METAL.
>> Kevin: GOOD POINT.
>> Lodestar: MAYBE WE CAN MAKE IT WORK FOR US.
WANT TO TRY THE NEW THING?
>> Kevin: I'M IN.
>> [ ROARS ] >> Kevin: AAAAH!
[ ENERGY CRACKLING ] >> [ ROARS ]
>> Ben: THAT'S A KEEPER.
>> Gwen: WHERE'S KEVIN?
>> Kevin: [ COUGHING ] [ METAL CLANKING ]
>> ARE WE DONE HERE?
CAN WE PLEASE GO NOW?!
>> Ben: AT LEAST WE'RE WORKING AS A TEAM.
>> Gwen: FRIENDS DO NOT USE FRIENDS AS AMMUNITION.
>> Kevin: OW!
SERIOUSLY, I'M FINE.
>> AND NEVER MIND HIM!
WHAT ABOUT ME?!
I MEAN...THE FOREVER KNIGHTS -- WHAT ABOUT THEM?
>> Gwen: MAYBE WE SHOULD LOOK AT THIS ANOTHER WAY.
IF YOU WERE CHASING ALIENS OFF THE PLANET, WHERE WOULD YOU GO
TO FIND A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM ALL AT ONCE?
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Ben: WOW!
DID IT ALWAYS SMELL LIKE THIS?
HOW COULD I NOT NOTICE?
>> Gwen: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YOU WERE 12 -- BEFORE YOU
DISCOVERED PERSONAL HYGIENE.
>> BENJAMIN TENNYSON, AS I LIVE AND BREATHE!
I SWEAR YOU WERE THIS TALL THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU.
AND, LITTLE GWENDOLYN, LOOK AT YOU!
SUCH A YOUNG LADY.
>> Gwen: HI, MR. BAUMANN.
>> AND YOU TWO -- I KNOW I'VE SEEN YOU GUYS SOMEWHERE BEFORE.
>> Kevin: NAH. I'VE JUST GOT ONE OF THOSE FACES.
>> YEAH, ME TOO.
>> HUH. IT'LL COME TO ME.
OH, BEFORE I FORGET, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR
GRANDPA MAX -- THOSE ARCTURIAN SPIDER EGGS HE'S BEEN ASKING
ABOUT.
TELL HIM THEY'RE ON THE HOUSE -- VERY FRESH, FOR MY BEST
CUSTOMER.
[ SQUISHING, SCRATCHING ] WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
HAVE YOU DEVELOPED A TASTE FOR ALIEN CUISINE?
>> Ben: NOT SO FAR.
ACTUALLY, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'VE SEEN ANY FOREVER KNIGHTS
AROUND LATELY.
>> NO.
CAN'T SAY I HAVE.
>> Gwen: SLOW DAY.
>> IT'LL PICK UP TOMORROW.
THURSDAY'S WHEN THE NEW STOCK COMES IN.
EVERYBODY WANTS FRESH TREATS FROM BACK HOME.
>> Gwen: WE'D BETTER GET GOING, BEN.
WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE.
>> Ben: OH...YEAH.
OKAY.
NICE SEEING YOU, MR. BAUMANN.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU KIDS, TOO.
DROP BY ANYTIME.
IT'S OKAY.
IT WASN'T THE KNIGHTS -- JUST BEN TENNYSON AND HIS FRIENDS.
THEY WERE ASKING QUESTIONS, BUT I GOT RID OF --
OH, DEAR.
THE KNIGHTS WERE HERE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY -- TWO OF THEM.
SAID THEY WANTED ME TO SPREAD THE WORD THAT EARTH WAS FOR
EARTHLINGS AND THAT THE FOREVER KNIGHTS WERE GONNA GET
RID OF ANY ALIENS THEY CAME ACROSS...ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
THEY ALSO SAID THEY'D BE BACK TO CHECK UP ON ME.
>> PFUGH! PFFT!
OKAY, THIS HAS BEEN GREAT, BUT IF THE KNIGHTS ARE COMING, I'M
GOING!
HASTA LA BYE-BYE, KIDS.
>> Kevin: ARGIT.
>> I SAID, "HASTA LA BYE-BYE!" >> Gwen: YOUR SUPPLY SHIP
ARRIVES THURSDAY?
>> BUSIEST DAY OF THE WEEK.
EVEN IF I CLOSED DOWN, PEOPLE WOULD STILL COME.
COULDN'T STOP THEM IF I TRIED.
>> Ben: GOOD.
THEN THE KNIGHTS WILL BE HERE, TOO.
>> WHAT IS IT, DRISCOLL?
>> THE PURGE CONTINUES AT PACE, M'LORD.
IN FACT, IN A FEW SHORT HOURS, WE EXPECT THE SINGLE LARGEST
ROUND-UP OF ALIENS YET.
>> YOU STILL QUESTION MY LEADERSHIP.
>> NO, M'LORD.
AND NOW THAT I KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE, I WOULD FOLLOW YOU
TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH, AS WOULD ANY KNIGHT OF ANY ORDER.
>> THE DAYS OF WARRING FACTIONS HAVE PASSED.
THERE IS ONLY ONE ORDER -- THE ORDER OF THE FOREVER KNIGHT.
YOU SWEAR YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO ME, YET STILL YOU HAVE DOUBTS.
YOU REQUIRE PROOF.
YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR PROOF, DRISCOLL -- SOON AND IN
ABUNDANCE.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> Gwen: WELL, WE'VE GOT ALIENS,
THAT'S FOR SURE.
ANYTHING YET?
>> Kevin: Nothin' on my end.
>> Ben: ALL CLEAR HERE, TOO.
THEY MUST HAVE HEARD I WAS COMING.
[ WHOOSH! ] [ CHATTERING, APPLAUSE ]
[ BEEPING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> [ GASPS ] >> Kevin: HEY, TIN HEADS!
OVER HERE!
[ GRUNTING ] >> UGH!
>> Kevin: FIVE. GOOD.
[ GASPS ] UNGH!
>> Ben: LET'S SEE HOW THESE METAL HEADS LIKE MY MAGNETIC
PERSONALITY.
[ BEEPING ] >> Upchuck: UPCHUCK!
GREAT.
I'LL SPIT AT THEM.
UNGH!
[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> Gwen: THROUGH THE TUNNEL!
RUN!
>> Upchuck: HYAH!
>> Kevin: UGH!
>> Gwen: [ GROANS ] >> Upchuck: [ GASPS ]
>> NRG: NRG!
>> FREE OR NOT, YOUR CHOICE REMAINS, BEN TENNYSON.
>> NRG: OKAY. THEN I CHOOSE...
SINGLE COMBAT.
SIR KNIGHT, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
[ BEEP ] >> Ben: IF I WIN, THESE ALIENS
GO FREE AND YOU LEAVE THE OTHER ALIENS ON EARTH ALONE --
FOREVER.
>> AND WHEN I WIN, BEN TENNYSON, YOU ALL DIE!
>> Kevin: DUDE, GO FOR WayBig.
THAT'LL BE HILARIOUS.
>> Ben: IF THIS IS GOING TO WORK, I HAVE TO FIGHT WITH
HONOR -- NO TRICKS.
[ BEEPING ] >> Spidermonkey: SPIDERMONKEY!
>> Ultimate Spidermonkey: ULTIMATE SPIDERMONKEY!
[ ENERGY CRACKLES ] >> Kevin: THAT'S A KINETIC LANCE
HE'S GOT THERE.
IT STORES KINETIC ENERGY.
>> Ultimate Spidermonkey: YEAH, YEAH.
I GET IT.
WATCH OUT FOR THE POINTY STICK.
>> FOR EARTH!
>> Ultimate Spidermonkey: FOR...
WHATEVER!
UNGH! OH.
OKAY, SERIOUSLY -- WATCH OUT FOR THE POINTY STICK.
YAH!
>> UNGH! OOF! OOF!
>> Ultimate Spidermonkey: SORRY ABOUT YOUR HORSEY.
>> YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE -- AAAH!
>> Ultimate Spidermonkey: AAH!
[ GRUNTING ] >> MY STRENGTH COMES FROM THE
CONVICTION OF MY BELIEFS, AND, OF COURSE, MY POWERED ARMOR.
OOF!
>> Ultimate Spidermonkey: YAH!
>> [ GROANING ] [ ENERGY CRACKLING ]
>> Ultimate Spidermonkey: IT'S OVER, DRISCOLL.
YIELD!
>> [ PANTING ] NEVER!
KNIGHTS!
[ GUNS COCKING ] >> Ultimate Spidermonkey: STOP
IT!
STOP IT, OR I SWEAR...
>> IF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS DO NOT LEAVE THIS PLANET NOW AND
FOREVER, MY KNIGHTS WILL KILL THE PRISONERS WHERE THEY STAND!
UNGH!
>> Ultimate Spidermonkey: [ GROWLS ]
NO.
MAYBE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING.
I'M BEN TENNYSON, WIELDER OF THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN THE
UNIVERSE.
I STOPPED THE HIGHBREED INVASION.
I DEFEATED VILGAX IN HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT, AND I'VE
BEATEN THE FOREVER KNIGHTS MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT.
HERE'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
YOU'RE GOING TO RELEASE THESE PRISONERS, YOU'RE GOING TO CRAWL
BACK TO WHEREVER YOU CAME FROM, AND YOU'RE GOING TO STOP HUNTING
DOWN ALIENS, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, I PROMISE YOU WILL REGRET
IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR VERY...
SHORT...
LIVES.
>> KNIGHTS...
WITHDRAW.
M'LORD, I HAVE FAILED YOU.
WORSE, I FEAR I'VE BROKEN OUR CODE.
>> IT'S NOT IMPORTANT, DRISCOLL.
>> BUT, SIR, I WAS DEFEATED IN SINGLE COMBAT, AND YET --
>> HONOR MEANS NOTHING WHEN FIGHTING THESE ALIEN
ABOMINATIONS.
YOUNG TENNYSON AND HIS FRIENDS ARE BUT A MOMENTARY DISTRACTION.
IN THE MORNING, I SHALL BE LEAVING ON A NOBLE QUEST.
>> QUEST, M'LORD? WHERE?
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
>> [ CHUCKLES ] EVEN NOW YOU HAVE DOUBTS.
WELL, IN SPITE OF YOUR LACK OF FAITH, OR PERHAPS BECAUSE OF IT,
I WANT YOU TO RULE IN MY ABSENCE.
>> WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE US DO, M'LORD?
>> SIMPLY CARRY ON THE WORK OF THE ORDER AS YOU SEE FIT.
ALL I ASK IS THAT, UPON MY RETURN, THE KNIGHTS BE READY.
>> READY FOR WHAT, M'LORD?
>> THE BATTLE OF A HUNDRED LIFETIMES.