[whirring]
[beeping]
[Jean] Remember, focus your concentration.
Don't let your powers control you.
I know it's difficult,
but just maintain your discipline.
OK, ready?
-[straining] -Now, melt them together.
If this doesn't work,
I'm not taking the blame.
I told you I wasn't ready for this.
[grunts]
-[Cyclops] Jean, you there? -Scott?
The professor wants me to remind you
Amara can't be late for her first day of high school.
I got it covered.
Listen, we're just finishing up her last training exercise.
Now, let's see how you did.
Not bad.
Just one little crack.
Then the session was a failure.
No, not at all.
Learning how to handle things that go wrong
is part of the training.
You just need to repair it.
-Don't worry. I'll keep us safe. -[gasps]
Amara, melt that boulder back into place.
I'll--I'll try. [grunts]
[gasps]
[theme music playing]
I got it!
[grunts]
You guys OK?
[Jean] Scott, what'd you do that for?
Fine.
It's a good thing for you girls I was here.
And no need for thanks.
That's what we heroes do-- rescue damsels in distress.
[grunting]
What?
But what did I do?
Tell me!
All right. You were being a--
A guy!
Oh...
I'm sorry?
Scott, I was trying to teach Magma
how to handle things that go wrong,
which did not include
"looking for a big, strong man to save you."
The nerve.
[sighs]
[shower running]
Hey, hey, hey! I'm takin' a shower here!
Yeah, the whole town's thrilled.
I'm out of mouthwash.
[gargling]
Man, I take one shower a month,
and still, I get no privacy.
Here. You dropped the soap.
[Todd] Ah!
Boom-Boom!
You know, Freddie,
Mohawks are so last century.
Hey, Lance!
Any gas in your Jeep?
Yeah, why?
[Jeep starting]
Hey, she's taking my ride!
[class bell rings]
And right over here is your first-period class.
Be sure and sit by a window.
You can watch the track team sweating.
Trust me, it's worth it.
Well, ciao.
So, you and Ann, huh?
[indistinct chatter]
[headphones playing music]
♪ Walkin' on the wild side ♪
♪ Get out of the fire now ♪
♪ If you can't stand the heat ♪
♪ Walkin' on the wild side... ♪
Amara!
Hi, Tabitha.
Cool, we got first period together.
How's life with the geek squad?
OK, I guess.
I sort of messed up my training this morning.
Jean's been pushing me too fast,
and even though I tell her I'm not ready, she says--
You mean, Miss Jean "yes, that's my real color"?
Forget her, Amara.
You don't have to take any of that.
I didn't.
Well, yes, but--
Girl, what you need is some R and R,
like a good mall crawl.
How 'bout you and me after school?
We'll get in touch with our shallow teenage values.
[laughs]
It sounds like fun.
All right!
Now, pay attention.
Here comes the track team.
[class bell rings]
[explosion]
[shots]
[tires screeching]
-Oh, great. -[Scott] Jean!
Scott, I need to borrow your car.
Amara's with Boom-Boom, and I want to stop her
before she does something stupid.
Gotcha. I'll go get her.
[sighs]
Uh, not that you're not capable of doing it yourself--
Which you are.
Look, Jean, about this morning.
-I didn't mean-- -I know you didn't. It's just that,
well, it bugs me to always be treated like the weaker sex.
Hey, Jean! Good news.
I got us tickets for the Sadie Hawkins dance next month.
Excuse me, Duncan, but aren't girls
supposed to ask guys to that dance?
Uh, well, yeah, but I figured--
You know, I just don't know what I'd do
if I didn't have you guys around
to make my decisions for me.
[grunts]
[descending whistle]
Whoa.
I'm glad she took your keys.
[music blasting]
♪ Walkin' on the wild side ♪
♪ Get out of the fire now ♪
♪ If you can't stand the heat... ♪
Whoa! Did you see that?
Did I?
Hang on!
[tires screeching]
Tabitha, slow down!
Forget that!
This is way more fun than shopping for shoes!
[laughs]
[tires screeching]
Hold me, Mommy, hold me. Pick me up, Mommy.
[tires screeching]
[gasps]
[both grunt]
[sighs]
[girl crying]
[tires screeching]
Huh? Amara,
Tabitha, wait!
[tires screeching]
[Jeep smashing trash cans]
Tabitha, please!
I feel like a pinball!
They're getting away from us!
Quick, Amara, melt their tires!
[grunts]
[explosion]
[both screaming]
[screeching]
And here's your dessert,
Meatball!
[both screaming]
Let's get out of here!
[tires deflating]
Let's go, man.
All right!
[both grunting]
Whoa!
[both yelling]
Uh, what?
-Huh? -What?
Jean!
This ain't good.
Whoo-hoo! That was awesome!
We bagged the baddies and recouped the coupe!
I'm sure the owner will be real grateful.
Let's let the police handle it from here.
[sirens wailing]
[TV news anchor] The capture of the notorious carjackers was attributed
to a group of mysterious good Samaritans,
who disappeared just as police arrived.
The suspects are part of a larger car theft ring
operating in Bayville.
Uh, listen, I think we ought to just keep this
to ourselves, you know?
Right. I mean, it's not like
we'll be doing anything like that again.
Exactly.
Whoa!
[music playing]
♪ I'm just your sweet Next-door neighbor ♪
♪ I do what I'm told ♪
♪ And I never cause any trouble ♪
♪ I'm so much more than meets the eye ♪
♪ But there's something that I keep ♪
♪ Hidden deep inside ♪
[man] Terribly thrilling.
♪ Don't mess with my kind ♪
♪ Don't play with my mind ♪
♪ I'm only a girl ♪
♪ But I can move the world ♪
♪ Don't put me down ♪
♪ Or kick me to the ground ♪
♪ I'll be up in a flash ♪
♪ My superhuman blast ♪
♪ I may be out to have A little bit of fun ♪
♪ I've got a life of my own ♪
♪ And it's just begun ♪
♪ I got powers that you can't deny ♪
♪ Treat me wrong, and I'm gone ♪
♪ In the blink of an eye ♪
♪ Don't mess with my kind ♪
♪ Don't play with my mind ♪
♪ I'm only a girl ♪
♪ But I can move the world ♪
♪ Don't put me down ♪
♪ Or kick me to the ground ♪
♪ I'll be up in a flash ♪
♪ My superhuman blast ♪
♪ Don't mess with my kind ♪
♪ Don't play with my mind ♪
♪ I'm only a girl ♪
♪ But I can move the world ♪
♪ Don't put me down ♪
♪ Or kick me to the ground ♪
♪ I'll be up in a flash ♪
♪ My superhuman blast ♪
And so, in just a few short days,
Bayville's crime rate
has been literally cut in half,
all due to the mysterious group
of female crime-fighters
referred to as the "Bayville Sirens."
Chief Rothman,
do you have any clues
to the identity of the Sirens?
Uh, not yet, but whoever they may be,
we have no choice but to put a stop
to their vigilante activities.
Wow, those Sirens are awesome.
Some people are even saying they have special powers.
Uh, I didn't do it!
Kurt, cancel your plans for tonight.
We got a little secret mission to take care of.
[explosion]
[Todd] Hey, hey, hey! Is nothin' sacred?
[Tabitha] Don't get up.
[gargling]
[Todd] That's it! I'm buyin' you some mouthwash!
[explosion]
Hey, I want to talk to you.
I woke up like this this morning.
Gee, imagine that.
You know, I was wrong.
You looked a lot better in the Mohawk.
Well, see ya.
Good thinkin', Lance!
Wouldn't want anyone to steal your ride!
[explodes]
[engine revs]
Come back here, you klepto!
The least you coulda done was put some gas in the tank!
[laughs]
[Kurt whispering] Blue boy to tracker one.
Can you read me?
The pigeons are leaving the roost.
Kurt, I'm right here,
and why are you talkin' like that?
Duck. They're comin' this way!
Hmm.
[honks]
[all] Shh!
Come on.
Uh, ladies, we've got company.
Not for long.
Eh, they're getting away!
[ringing]
Kitty, phase us through!
I'm on it!
[all laugh]
[tires squealing]
Aw!
Man, we've gotta find a better place to change.
Hey, relax.
No one will believe that tollbooth guy.
-[tires screeching] -My car.
Look!
He's stealing my car!
All right! They're playin' our song.
[panting] Police!
Yeah, my car was just stolen,
and guess who's already on the job?
Yeah, you got it-- the Sirens.
Where'd he go?
Aw, this is too weird.
He just vanished.
Maybe not.
Look!
-[indistinct chatter] -[mechanic sounds]
It's a chop shop.
They're tearin' apart stolen cars for parts.
Then this must be the base
for the car-theft ring.
Glad you could join the party, girls.
Yeah, we've been expecting you.
[Rogue] Oh, man, it's a trap.
That is so weak.
Yeah, you see, you Sirens
have been slowin' down our business.
And, uh, the boys are gettin' a tad irritable about it.
Look, didn't your mother teach you
not to pick on girls?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, too bad I never listen to her.
Well, guess what, brain-dead.
She was right, and here's why.
[all] Hyah!
[punch]
Ah!
Ah-ha!
Whoa!
[both growl]
Uh!
Uh.
-Uh. -Uh.
Oh.
Whoa, ha.
[thug] Hey, wha--
[explosions]
[men scream]
[explosion]
Did you hear that? It sounded like an explosion.
Look! Over there!
[tires screeching]
It's them. Kurt, get us in.
Come on. What are we waiting for?
No, wait!
I--I think we better let the girls handle this.
Uh! Ah!
Uh!
Ah!
Ha!
[laser]
Uh, you didn't see me do that.
[police sirens]
[ceasing fire]
Girl power.
Don't you just love it?
All right. Fun's over.
The building is surrounded.
There's no way out!
But--but we're the good guys...
Or, rather, girls.
I know exactly who you are.
You're vigilantes
who take the law into your own hands,
and you're under arrest.
Oh, yeah?
If you know who we are,
then you know to stay out of our way.
No! Uh, we're not gonna fight the police.
Smart girl.
Looks like you put an end
to their little enterprise.
Good work.
Look, uh...
I'll probably lose my job for this,
but I'm gonna let you go.
Really? Cool.
But only if you promise
to stop what you've been doing,
and I mean now!
It's either that, or I take you in.
Deal.
That leads to a sub-basement
which should take you down to the city sewers.
Now get going!
You got it, and, uh, thanks.
Uh, by the way.
Their boss is in the trunk.
Whew.
Warehouse is clear, chief.
No sign of those vigilantes.
Hmm.
Well, we'll get 'em next time.
Here. You take half.
So, uh...
what you been up to lately?
Scott, we know you were following us.
And, uh, thanks for not coming to the rescue.
I guess we took the whole "girl power" thing a little too far.
Heh. Sure was a blast, though.
Ha! I'll bet.
Sorry they made you quit.
Yeah.
But, you know, it did feel great
to help people with our powers.
I just hope someday we can do it out in the open
and be appreciated for it.
Yeah, to "someday."
[theme music playing]